How fast can you touch grass in every Paper Mario game?

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With the release of The Thousand Year Door remake on the Switch, I figured what better time than now to touch some grass in every Paper Mario game.
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Пікірлер: 209

@j0rts 23 күн бұрын

grass

@theominouspigeon 23 күн бұрын

ssarg

@rhysbrown8787 23 күн бұрын

ass grass or gas

@TheHack09 23 күн бұрын

Grass🗿🌱

@GlennOrSomething 23 күн бұрын

Good job

@FroggieCraft 23 күн бұрын

grass

@MasterLagoz 23 күн бұрын

Touching water might be even more dangerous as paper.

@Croshau 23 күн бұрын

Grass is still pretty dangerous though

@AngelofGrace96 23 күн бұрын

Oh no, he'd get all soggy and fall apart!

@MiningMiner27 18 күн бұрын

It's a good thing that the in-game water is made of paper

@wilhelmorangenbaum2 23 күн бұрын

J0rts - "it may be a little sad looking but hey, grass is grass" J0rts in the first touching grass video - "I will not count this wet soggy grey thing as grass" Lmao

@j0rts 23 күн бұрын

I guess I've become more open minded

@wilhelmorangenbaum2 23 күн бұрын

@@j0rts I suppose yeah lol

@MorningMeasure 23 күн бұрын

@@j0rtsTouching grass for a while will do that to you

@bedekuuu 11 күн бұрын

tbf this grass was actually green lmao

@LJB4 23 күн бұрын

Ok now touch grass in every mario and Luigi game

@AngelofGrace96 23 күн бұрын

Oh hell yeah those games are great

@CaptainRillaboom 23 күн бұрын

Mabel: "Yay! Grass!"

@tAVROSSS 23 күн бұрын

Gravity Falls mentioned in 2024🔥🔥

@princeapoopoo5787 23 күн бұрын

*rolls down a hill*

@ChrisGagner 23 күн бұрын

Sticker Star: "It's just nice to win one..."

@ClaireSoelberg-op8id 20 күн бұрын

@Robin91862 23 күн бұрын

2:15 MSN butterfly I love this reference

@ParkerRat 23 күн бұрын

Sticker Star being the fastest made sense. It was the Paper Mario that made me want to touch grass the fastest irl.

@Wingsaber 23 күн бұрын

"Most underrated Paper Mario game" TRUUUUE I LOVED SUPER PAPER MARIO ❤

@user-xw6oi6pd5l 23 күн бұрын

alway ask grass for consent, before touching it.

@simpleman3898 23 күн бұрын

😂

@srlong1123 23 күн бұрын

Thank you Henry Crabgrass

@RichRaptorVr 23 күн бұрын

💀💀💀

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 23 күн бұрын

I just binge watched your TOUCHING IS GOOD videos, so hearing "it's been a while since I touched grass" was a whiplash

@SpinDash 23 күн бұрын

4:04 is this grass felt? ...it is now

@Egoo02 22 күн бұрын

While probs harder (maybe idk), it'd be cool to see something like this for the harvest moon games. Like how fast can you hold a chicken, pet a cow, etc

@Savannah_Simpson 23 күн бұрын

Wow, I think this the first Paper Mario video I’ve watched that doesn’t make a point of mentioning how bad Sticker Star is! Just kind of surprising.

@princeapoopoo5787 23 күн бұрын

His experience with the game didn't last long enough for that

@TiltCntrlz 23 күн бұрын

The only time Sticker Star will be number 1.

@The_prize981 23 күн бұрын

In fact you can't really touch grass: Although for Mario it is grass, It's green paper.

@dr.whippersnatch7200 23 күн бұрын

Is Mario made of grass, or is grass made of Mario? Mario screams for he does not know. "Yahoooooo"

@ThunderCam777 23 күн бұрын

I love me some of that green paper. It's the best quality

@faereman 23 күн бұрын

Super Paper Mario is definitely my favorite, so many iconic moments in that game.

@avereynakama9854 23 күн бұрын

Glad you went out and touched grass again ^_^

@j0rts 23 күн бұрын

thank you, it was very difficult

@Mothuzad 22 күн бұрын

If you counted the opening cutscene with Peach in TTYD, I can see why it would take 11 minutes. That cutscene used to be the title idle activity in the original, and doesn't play after you start a new file, so the time might be faster in that version.

@Akosa117 23 күн бұрын

Paper Mario could have been an echo fighter for Mr game and watch

@manupm9161 23 күн бұрын

We need a 2nd part with the Mario and Luigi series (+ Mario RPG and the Mario+Rabbids)

@youtubeuniversity3638 23 күн бұрын

Touch Air in Every Metroid.

@DrRank 23 күн бұрын

I can't believe you left out the best Paper Mario game. Where's Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam?

@generalvic8250 23 күн бұрын

1:35 Mr. Mustachio???????? It's a collar...

@WooperK 23 күн бұрын

Lets gooooooo color splash got the most gameplay

@SinjinOmega 23 күн бұрын

You forgot Paper Jam.... I personally do classify that as a Paper Mario even though it says Mario and Luigi, only because Paper Mario is a playable party member and you fight paper enemies

@ms.tatortots5419 23 күн бұрын

Being reminded that paper mario thousand year door came out through J0rts videos is wild

@Avatar-fc2qi 23 күн бұрын

“Emo origami fairy” made me laugh.

@josselinlouis6538 23 күн бұрын

I liked it a lot. Next time, could you look how much time it takes to touch paper in every paper mario game?

@guillaumek3342 22 күн бұрын

Can't wait for the grass% in speedruns

@BoosieFade21 23 күн бұрын

"I love grass" -Snoop Dogg

@thespookysoub 20 күн бұрын

super paper mario will always honestly be one of my favorites games of the whole franchise. so good.

@konithink2910 23 күн бұрын

ah yes my favorite.... FLAT GRASS

@drewstillexists 23 күн бұрын

We finally found a metric that makes Sticker Star the best Paper Mario game

@toasttoast7487 22 күн бұрын

What about being on the 3ds?

@Blue_Eureka 22 күн бұрын

Have you wanted to touch grass? Have you been locked up in your home since the pandemic even though its been over for a year? Well now you can, in paper form! Turn into your buddy Mario and get turned into flat stanley! Go outside, and you have legally touched grass! Only 12.99 *Side effects include cancer, death, and being made fun of on the internet for not being able to go outside in real life*

@Ryanshark6 18 күн бұрын

It’s so refreshing to see someone play sticker star without feeling the need to insult it

@DrprofessorFrancis 23 күн бұрын

Hell yeah super paper mario approval

@Riyoe 20 күн бұрын

Guess we'll never find out which version of TTYD is faster to touch grass in...

@user-ip5jy3ef1h 22 күн бұрын

petition to put paper mario in smash and make his final smash the thousand fold arms:

@RealisticRebelOfficial 23 күн бұрын

Touch Mario in every Mario game!

@AriannieSwitch 11 күн бұрын

It's too easy

@Babs6942 23 күн бұрын

I should do that

@Toadzx 9 күн бұрын

I had no idea there were so many paper Mario games, I thought there was only two maybe three.

@BrianDaveyBlackThunder 3 күн бұрын

You know you should judge and it will be a good video touch, sand

@saltboyanimates 23 күн бұрын

Woah… what about paper jam? Or is that a Mario and Luigi game?

@ClaireSoelberg-op8id 20 күн бұрын

It's technically a crossover, but it has the Mario and Luigi title, so many refer to it as such.

@frostsparkad6118 23 күн бұрын

Video Idea: how fast can you get the best sword in every zelda game

@PotatoToon 23 күн бұрын

The remake version adds the book story which is not after the file selection in the original game, you would have saved a few minutes on the gamecube version.

@Zel-Veraan 23 күн бұрын

Super Paper Mario is the greatest game in the franchise.

@pho3144 23 күн бұрын

Paper Mario 64 is the greatest game in the franchise.

@Molten2004 23 күн бұрын

Yes

@Molten2004 23 күн бұрын

@@pho3144 nope. It isn't even better than TTYD

@ConnorGames1 23 күн бұрын

Paper Mario Color Splash is the greatest game in the franchise.

@Molten2004 23 күн бұрын

@@ConnorGames1 good one lol

@lalalei2001 17 күн бұрын

Crump has a mustache? I thought it was a collar!

@olivender420 23 күн бұрын

I never do this

@ItsDoge131 16 күн бұрын

Grandfather Mario… Papa Bowwow and Mommy PEACAH - Bowser Jr 200*1*

@dungeonorb 22 күн бұрын

guys we finally found a tier list in which sticker star is first

@joshuafoote5144 23 күн бұрын

I think Mario does that the moment he steps out of the house.

@yohhh6715 23 күн бұрын

Paper Jam fans are in shambles rn

@teddyroo12 23 күн бұрын

Just like the game

@goldenyoshistar1 23 күн бұрын

Paper Jam is more Mario and Luigi... not Paper Mario

@goldenyoshistar1 23 күн бұрын

@@teddyroo12 Paper Jam is still a good game. I'd put it higher than the fan favorite Mario and Luigi games (SS and BIS) and I'd say I prefer Paper Jam over all 6 Paper Mario Games.

@yohhh6715 23 күн бұрын

@@goldenyoshistar1 It's like 1/3 or 1/2 Paper Mario depending on how you look at it, which isn't a lot but it's still something

@Molten2004 23 күн бұрын

Fr. It's a better Paper Mario game than Sticker Star

@ryttyr14 20 күн бұрын

But.... no grass was touched in this video. I only saw you touch a bunch of green paper and that one piece of green felt.

@brosroadgaming3023 11 күн бұрын

You should see how fast you can touch water in every paper mario game

@Creeper_6477 21 күн бұрын

Touch a penguin in every new super Mario brothers game

@rileylederer8800 23 күн бұрын

Arlo, you HAVE to play Chrono Trigger. You will LOVE IT!

@BlockMan125-vv2dh Күн бұрын

Try to touch dirt in every mainline Mario game try to touch lava and every mainline Mario game

@The_Black_Cat_4 9 күн бұрын

Next touch grass in every Final Fantasy game.

@hoodedfr0g 23 күн бұрын

I like this video as I am personally a big fan of grass

@Douknodefox 23 күн бұрын

I saw this *WHILE* playing The Thousand Year Door remake.

@ToadFan306 20 күн бұрын

I saw this on the day I got PMTOK on the Nintendo switch

@lukesanford9026 22 күн бұрын

RIP Paper Jam

@KwizzyDaAwesome 23 күн бұрын

My son asks that you touch everything of something else in every Paper Mario game.

@AtomBacon 22 күн бұрын

Challenge: Touch grass in every *Metroid game*

@calebbraun9505 23 күн бұрын

A like for the respect shown for super paper mario

@zachpro5475 23 күн бұрын

You forgot paper jam

@RamenKingRoshi 18 күн бұрын

Nobody touches things like j0rts

@jameswilcox511 23 күн бұрын

New j0rts? New j0rts!!

@zdaughter51 23 күн бұрын

touch fire in every Zelda game

@Cardknight-yk4pc 23 күн бұрын

Grass is green like the leafs on trees🎉 🌴

@JustJulyo 23 күн бұрын

I got a paper cut watching this

@joshuajarret6907 11 күн бұрын

Go touch poison already!

@Tyboose 23 күн бұрын

Easy challenge for you! Touch floor tiling in every paper mario game!

@Digiritter_Prinz 23 күн бұрын

FINNALLY

@mahai2837 23 күн бұрын

Amazing best😂😂😂

@koolkirbb 22 күн бұрын

Good video but you should have done both versions of ttyd

@promindcrafterstudios 23 күн бұрын

Now take out the Gr and make it your next challenge

@Illgaia 22 күн бұрын

How fast can you touch FIRE in every Paper Mario game? It should be fatal. Fire and paper are natural enemies. And trying to put out the fire should only make it worse, since all the water is made of paper.

@theominouspigeon 23 күн бұрын

paper is made of grass though right?

@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer 23 күн бұрын

It's made of trees, trees aren't grass

@theominouspigeon 22 күн бұрын

@@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer palm trees: :moai:

@darkreflection9087 23 күн бұрын

I must know

@LuigiCollector 19 күн бұрын

Hi remember me also you one of these challenge videos in Luigi’s mansion pls do this

@superknuten3845 14 күн бұрын

What about Paper Jam?

@JJ_R 23 күн бұрын

How fast can you touch grass… in Star Fox?

@kylasheerin8414 23 күн бұрын

Can you do how fast you touch blue in mario games please

@GlennOrSomething 23 күн бұрын

Grasssss….tastes bad

@cryskilljoy 23 күн бұрын

please do some none nintendo games next

@natzdavid3666 23 күн бұрын

Ah yes the MSN butterfly 💀💀

@MichaelAarons1701 9 күн бұрын

How fast can you talk to an NPC in every Zelda game?

@g.b0is970 23 күн бұрын

Paper grass

@MikkeGG 22 күн бұрын

Touch Stares in evrey mario game

@SmileyFaceCentral 23 күн бұрын

Grass

@MoonMan422 23 күн бұрын

How long does it take to touch grass is Mario and Luigi Paper Jam?

@alexleo-wolf4339 22 күн бұрын

Go touch paper.

@joshuaeddleston 23 күн бұрын

Interesting

@BrawlSnorlax 22 күн бұрын

Why did you have to make this? Now Sitcker Star wins at something!

@jamiecal11 23 күн бұрын

Don't think it's right to call SPM the most underrated one - most people think its alright but nut as good as the other 2, so unless you're gonna argue its better, then it's rated pretty appropriately. I'd say Color Splash is most underrated - obviously not a great game but most people skip it entirely. It's nowhere near as bad as Sticker Star despite being lumped in with it.

@ClaireSoelberg-op8id 20 күн бұрын

I agree. Color Splash got (and still kinda gets) WAY more flack than SPM. Seriously, seeing every single SPM fan claim it's underrated drives me crazy. There's like, three and a half million of them. SPM gets as much love as it needs.