How fast can you touch grass in every Paper Mario game?

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Ай бұрын

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With the release of The Thousand Year Door remake on the Switch, I figured what better time than now to touch some grass in every Paper Mario game.
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@j0rts Ай бұрын

grass

@theominouspigeon Ай бұрын

ssarg

@rhysbrown8787 Ай бұрын

ass grass or gas

@TheHack09 Ай бұрын

Grass🗿🌱

@GlennOrSomething Ай бұрын

Good job

@FroggieCraft Ай бұрын

grass

@MasterLagoz Ай бұрын

Touching water might be even more dangerous as paper.

@Croshau Ай бұрын

Grass is still pretty dangerous though

@AngelofGrace96 Ай бұрын

Oh no, he'd get all soggy and fall apart!

@MiningMiner27 27 күн бұрын

It's a good thing that the in-game water is made of paper

@wilhelmorangenbaum2 Ай бұрын

J0rts - "it may be a little sad looking but hey, grass is grass" J0rts in the first touching grass video - "I will not count this wet soggy grey thing as grass" Lmao

@j0rts Ай бұрын

I guess I've become more open minded

@wilhelmorangenbaum2 Ай бұрын

@@j0rts I suppose yeah lol

@MorningMeasure Ай бұрын

@@j0rtsTouching grass for a while will do that to you

@bedekuuu 20 күн бұрын

tbf this grass was actually green lmao

@CaptainLoad 2 күн бұрын

Bro would be so cool in the past touching something in video games videos if didn’t make up excuses to make him look cool and look like pro at every game

@LJB4 Ай бұрын

Ok now touch grass in every mario and Luigi game

@AngelofGrace96 Ай бұрын

Oh hell yeah those games are great

@ChrisGagner Ай бұрын

Sticker Star: "It's just nice to win one..."

@ClaireSoelberg-op8id 29 күн бұрын

@CaptainRillaboom Ай бұрын

Mabel: "Yay! Grass!"

@tAVROSSS Ай бұрын

Gravity Falls mentioned in 2024🔥🔥

@princeapoopoo5787 Ай бұрын

*rolls down a hill*

@ParkerRat Ай бұрын

Sticker Star being the fastest made sense. It was the Paper Mario that made me want to touch grass the fastest irl.

@Robin91862 Ай бұрын

2:15 MSN butterfly I love this reference

@Wingsaber Ай бұрын

"Most underrated Paper Mario game" TRUUUUE I LOVED SUPER PAPER MARIO ❤

@Savannah_Simpson Ай бұрын

Wow, I think this the first Paper Mario video I’ve watched that doesn’t make a point of mentioning how bad Sticker Star is! Just kind of surprising.

@princeapoopoo5787 Ай бұрын

His experience with the game didn't last long enough for that

@TiltCntrlz Ай бұрын

The only time Sticker Star will be number 1.

@Egoo02 Ай бұрын

While probs harder (maybe idk), it'd be cool to see something like this for the harvest moon games. Like how fast can you hold a chicken, pet a cow, etc

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Ай бұрын

I just binge watched your TOUCHING IS GOOD videos, so hearing "it's been a while since I touched grass" was a whiplash

@Akosa117 Ай бұрын

Paper Mario could have been an echo fighter for Mr game and watch

@SpinDash Ай бұрын

4:04 is this grass felt? ...it is now

@ThunderCam777 Ай бұрын

I love me some of that green paper. It's the best quality

@DrRank Ай бұрын

I can't believe you left out the best Paper Mario game. Where's Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam?

@faereman Ай бұрын

Super Paper Mario is definitely my favorite, so many iconic moments in that game.

@The_prize981 Ай бұрын

In fact you can't really touch grass: Although for Mario it is grass, It's green paper.

@dr.whippersnatch7200 Ай бұрын

Is Mario made of grass, or is grass made of Mario? Mario screams for he does not know. "Yahoooooo"

@avereynakama9854 Ай бұрын

Glad you went out and touched grass again ^_^

@j0rts Ай бұрын

thank you, it was very difficult

@Mothuzad Ай бұрын

If you counted the opening cutscene with Peach in TTYD, I can see why it would take 11 minutes. That cutscene used to be the title idle activity in the original, and doesn't play after you start a new file, so the time might be faster in that version.

@user-xw6oi6pd5l Ай бұрын

alway ask grass for consent, before touching it.

@simpleman3898 Ай бұрын

😂

@srlong1123 Ай бұрын

Thank you Henry Crabgrass

@RichRaptorVr Ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@manupm9161 Ай бұрын

We need a 2nd part with the Mario and Luigi series (+ Mario RPG and the Mario+Rabbids)

@drewstillexists Ай бұрын

We finally found a metric that makes Sticker Star the best Paper Mario game

@toasttoast7487 Ай бұрын

What about being on the 3ds?

@josselinlouis6538 Ай бұрын

I liked it a lot. Next time, could you look how much time it takes to touch paper in every paper mario game?

@SinjinOmega Ай бұрын

You forgot Paper Jam.... I personally do classify that as a Paper Mario even though it says Mario and Luigi, only because Paper Mario is a playable party member and you fight paper enemies

@youtubeuniversity3638 Ай бұрын

Touch Air in Every Metroid.

@ms.tatortots5419 Ай бұрын

Being reminded that paper mario thousand year door came out through J0rts videos is wild

@Avatar-fc2qi Ай бұрын

“Emo origami fairy” made me laugh.

@WooperK Ай бұрын

Lets gooooooo color splash got the most gameplay

@thespookysoub 29 күн бұрын

super paper mario will always honestly be one of my favorites games of the whole franchise. so good.

@BoosieFade21 Ай бұрын

"I love grass" -Snoop Dogg

@generalvic8250 Ай бұрын

1:35 Mr. Mustachio???????? It's a collar...

@guillaumek3342 Ай бұрын

Can't wait for the grass% in speedruns

@konithink2910 Ай бұрын

ah yes my favorite.... FLAT GRASS

@saltboyanimates Ай бұрын

Woah… what about paper jam? Or is that a Mario and Luigi game?

@ClaireSoelberg-op8id 29 күн бұрын

It's technically a crossover, but it has the Mario and Luigi title, so many refer to it as such.

@Riyoe 29 күн бұрын

Guess we'll never find out which version of TTYD is faster to touch grass in...

@Ryanshark6 27 күн бұрын

It’s so refreshing to see someone play sticker star without feeling the need to insult it

@RealisticRebelOfficial Ай бұрын

Touch Mario in every Mario game!

@AriannieSwitch 20 күн бұрын

It's too easy

@user-ip5jy3ef1h Ай бұрын

petition to put paper mario in smash and make his final smash the thousand fold arms:

@Zel-Veraan Ай бұрын

Super Paper Mario is the greatest game in the franchise.

@pho3144 Ай бұрын

Paper Mario 64 is the greatest game in the franchise.

@Molten2004 Ай бұрын

Yes

@Molten2004 Ай бұрын

@@pho3144 nope. It isn't even better than TTYD

@ConnorGames1 Ай бұрын

Paper Mario Color Splash is the greatest game in the franchise.

@Molten2004 Ай бұрын

@@ConnorGames1 good one lol

@DrprofessorFrancis Ай бұрын

Hell yeah super paper mario approval

@Blue_Eureka Ай бұрын

Have you wanted to touch grass? Have you been locked up in your home since the pandemic even though its been over for a year? Well now you can, in paper form! Turn into your buddy Mario and get turned into flat stanley! Go outside, and you have legally touched grass! Only 12.99 *Side effects include cancer, death, and being made fun of on the internet for not being able to go outside in real life*

@Toadzx 18 күн бұрын

I had no idea there were so many paper Mario games, I thought there was only two maybe three.

@BrianDaveyBlackThunder 12 күн бұрын

You know you should judge and it will be a good video touch, sand

@frostsparkad6118 Ай бұрын

Video Idea: how fast can you get the best sword in every zelda game

@Babs6942 Ай бұрын

I should do that

@lalalei2001 26 күн бұрын

Crump has a mustache? I thought it was a collar!

@joshuafoote5144 Ай бұрын

I think Mario does that the moment he steps out of the house.

@PotatoToon Ай бұрын

The remake version adds the book story which is not after the file selection in the original game, you would have saved a few minutes on the gamecube version.

@ryttyr14 29 күн бұрын

But.... no grass was touched in this video. I only saw you touch a bunch of green paper and that one piece of green felt.

@dungeonorb Ай бұрын

guys we finally found a tier list in which sticker star is first

@yohhh6715 Ай бұрын

Paper Jam fans are in shambles rn

@teddyroo12 Ай бұрын

Just like the game

@goldenyoshistar1 Ай бұрын

Paper Jam is more Mario and Luigi... not Paper Mario

@goldenyoshistar1 Ай бұрын

@@teddyroo12 Paper Jam is still a good game. I'd put it higher than the fan favorite Mario and Luigi games (SS and BIS) and I'd say I prefer Paper Jam over all 6 Paper Mario Games.

@yohhh6715 Ай бұрын

@@goldenyoshistar1 It's like 1/3 or 1/2 Paper Mario depending on how you look at it, which isn't a lot but it's still something

@Molten2004 Ай бұрын

Fr. It's a better Paper Mario game than Sticker Star

@ItsDoge131 25 күн бұрын

Grandfather Mario… Papa Bowwow and Mommy PEACAH - Bowser Jr 200*1*

@brosroadgaming3023 20 күн бұрын

You should see how fast you can touch water in every paper mario game

@olivender420 Ай бұрын

I never do this

@Creeper_6477 Ай бұрын

Touch a penguin in every new super Mario brothers game

@rileylederer8800 Ай бұрын

Arlo, you HAVE to play Chrono Trigger. You will LOVE IT!

@Douknodefox Ай бұрын

I saw this *WHILE* playing The Thousand Year Door remake.

@ToadFan306 29 күн бұрын

I saw this on the day I got PMTOK on the Nintendo switch

@KwizzyDaAwesome Ай бұрын

My son asks that you touch everything of something else in every Paper Mario game.

@JustAxot 4 күн бұрын

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE PYTHON SCRIPT WORK IN AN ANOTHER GAME OR PROGRAM?

@koolkirbb Ай бұрын

Good video but you should have done both versions of ttyd

@diddly_dude 5 күн бұрын

Honestly spm isnt even underrated anymore its overunderrated (called underrated so much that its not even underrated)

@The_Black_Cat_4 17 күн бұрын

Next touch grass in every Final Fantasy game.

@theominouspigeon Ай бұрын

paper is made of grass though right?

@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer Ай бұрын

It's made of trees, trees aren't grass

@theominouspigeon Ай бұрын

@@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer palm trees: :moai:

@hoodedfr0g Ай бұрын

I like this video as I am personally a big fan of grass

@Tyboose Ай бұрын

Easy challenge for you! Touch floor tiling in every paper mario game!

@mahai2837 Ай бұрын

Amazing best😂😂😂

@BlockMan125-vv2dh 10 күн бұрын

Try to touch dirt in every mainline Mario game try to touch lava and every mainline Mario game

@Spacebuddy-dm6ps 6 күн бұрын

Now we gotta touch grass

@lukesanford9026 Ай бұрын

RIP Paper Jam

@jameswilcox511 Ай бұрын

New j0rts? New j0rts!!

@AtomBacon Ай бұрын

Challenge: Touch grass in every *Metroid game*

@kylasheerin8414 Ай бұрын

Can you do how fast you touch blue in mario games please

@LuigiCollector 28 күн бұрын

Hi remember me also you one of these challenge videos in Luigi’s mansion pls do this

@Illgaia Ай бұрын

How fast can you touch FIRE in every Paper Mario game? It should be fatal. Fire and paper are natural enemies. And trying to put out the fire should only make it worse, since all the water is made of paper.

@jamiecal11 Ай бұрын

Don't think it's right to call SPM the most underrated one - most people think its alright but nut as good as the other 2, so unless you're gonna argue its better, then it's rated pretty appropriately. I'd say Color Splash is most underrated - obviously not a great game but most people skip it entirely. It's nowhere near as bad as Sticker Star despite being lumped in with it.

@ClaireSoelberg-op8id 29 күн бұрын

I agree. Color Splash got (and still kinda gets) WAY more flack than SPM. Seriously, seeing every single SPM fan claim it's underrated drives me crazy. There's like, three and a half million of them. SPM gets as much love as it needs.

@JustJulyo Ай бұрын

I got a paper cut watching this

@Digiritter_Prinz Ай бұрын

FINNALLY

@superknuten3845 23 күн бұрын

What about Paper Jam?

@cryskilljoy Ай бұрын

please do some none nintendo games next

@RamenKingRoshi 27 күн бұрын

Nobody touches things like j0rts

@calebbraun9505 Ай бұрын

A like for the respect shown for super paper mario

@MoonMan422 Ай бұрын

How long does it take to touch grass is Mario and Luigi Paper Jam?

@JJ_R Ай бұрын

How fast can you touch grass… in Star Fox?

@zdaughter51 Ай бұрын

touch fire in every Zelda game

@Cardknight-yk4pc Ай бұрын

Grass is green like the leafs on trees🎉 🌴

@EmanuelSarn-mf8ph Күн бұрын

How fast can you kill a goomba in every mario game?

@promindcrafterstudios Ай бұрын

Now take out the Gr and make it your next challenge

@zachpro5475 Ай бұрын

You forgot paper jam

@darkreflection9087 Ай бұрын

I must know

@GlennOrSomething Ай бұрын

Grasssss….tastes bad

@joshuajarret6907 20 күн бұрын

Go touch poison already!

@MichaelAarons1701 18 күн бұрын

How fast can you talk to an NPC in every Zelda game?

@natzdavid3666 Ай бұрын

Ah yes the MSN butterfly 💀💀

@BrawlSnorlax Ай бұрын

Why did you have to make this? Now Sitcker Star wins at something!

@joshuaeddleston Ай бұрын

Interesting

@maksiksq Ай бұрын

why are there so many paper mario games

@teddyj9482 Ай бұрын

I can’t believe how reckless you are being, going out to touch grass. Don’t you know how dangerous that is, especially if you’re going alone? I really hope you at least took one of Link’s swords with you. I wonder how fast you can get a sword.