How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?

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Жыл бұрын

People still keep telling me to touch grass so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can touch grass in every Zelda game.
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@j0rts Жыл бұрын

THAT should be enough grass touching for a while.

@MeepsScience Жыл бұрын

now do pokemon games

@WiiSportsClub Жыл бұрын

There is never enough grass touching.

@soyboydj6875 Жыл бұрын

Touch grass

@Baine53 Жыл бұрын

I'd say do Sonic next, but I'm pretty sure it would be immediate grass-touching for almost all of them.

@bluestaff8248 Жыл бұрын

love the touch grass series bit thing, but go touch some actual grass now

@Super_Top_Secret_Area Жыл бұрын

I suggested Zelda just because the first game had no grass.

@JustJulyo Жыл бұрын

Ganon reincarnated into Super Top Secret Area

@Super_Top_Secret_Area Жыл бұрын

@@JustJulyo I'm not that evil, you could still play the Super Famicom remake, which actually had some grass in the overworld. But you would be playing a partially lost, region-locked game with limited availability. Ok, maybe I am evil after all.

@_Mikeebeed_ Жыл бұрын

@@ZMATRIX_06well nah he got a heart from the- nvm

@taker601 Жыл бұрын

@@Super_Top_Secret_Area :0 Double space after tagging someone? Pressing enter twice??? THE OSTRICH?

@Super_Top_Secret_Area Жыл бұрын

@@taker601 Yes.

@NathanielBandy Жыл бұрын

Touch grass in every Metroid game; oh wait they're all indoors.

@roskoetgc Жыл бұрын

Yo, love your vids man

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

*uploads mega compilation of playing through every Metroid game casually*

@zlatanbogdanovic6874 Жыл бұрын

For some reason. I tought the same thing. Mihajlo Bogdanović

@bluewuppo Жыл бұрын

scuttlebug

@DireBowser Жыл бұрын

I think most of the games actually do have grass. Super Metroid has you start on the surface of Zebes which has grass, and Fusion has an SR388 habitat, which means Metroid II probably has grass on the surface. I haven't played Dread yet, so I can't say much about it. Metroid 1 technically has you touch grass at the very end, but cutscene grass doesn't count. Edit: Metroid NES has 0 grass. I was mistaken. You could do a touch acid run, tho.

@IsuKen Жыл бұрын

Legend tells of a hero.. who wakes up and touches grass. And thus, the green tunic has been passed down from generation to generation to honor his odd obsession.

@d3dfox155 Жыл бұрын

also a sword passed down to said hero, to cut and carry grass around.... people... still dont know why he does it.

@Evan-uz5lx 11 ай бұрын

True

@logielear8488 Жыл бұрын

“Let’s go down this ladder carefully” (jumps off the ladder) “Let’s go across this bridge now” (completely falls off the bridge)

@MonklockAnimations Жыл бұрын

So… I think you’re the world’s fastest “touch grass” speed runner then. Yes, this is now an official speed running category.

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

I’ll accept that title

@DasingerVoice Жыл бұрын

Grass % speed run

@vividao4123 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if there's a way to touch 100% of every singular unit of grass in a game.

@raetekusu1 Жыл бұрын

@@DasingerVoice Grass+Ass% - BOTW, touch grass then spend a night with Paya.

@MouldMadeMind Жыл бұрын

@@vividao4123 most games have grass as a texture, which you can't really measure.

@Acatdog76robloox Жыл бұрын

“Also fun fact do you know you can die in the starting area of the game” Link failed his mission before it started 💀

@jonothanthrace1530 6 ай бұрын

I want to see a video of how quickly you can softlock every Zelda.

@deusexvesania1702 Жыл бұрын

All I can think of now is the hero of Hyrule walking out the door, faceplanting into the nearest patch of grass and snorting the shit out of it. All why Ganondorf terrorizes the locals in the background.

@jjabbott7249 Жыл бұрын

That's just Breath of the Wild.

@dominicjannazo7144 Жыл бұрын

OoT dank% is that with a different type of grass

@Lilly2fine4u Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂

@Rbxkid21 2 ай бұрын

Bro. -_-

@matthewmccoy7437 Жыл бұрын

i’ve never noticed how many times you wake up to start the game, im glad you pointed that out lmao

@Myserval Жыл бұрын

someone should make a video about that, that would be really interesting to see! nintendo loves doing that cuz like, kirby and the forgotten land starts with kirby waking up - im sure theres a pokemon game or two that do that too

@skchabauzinha7118 Жыл бұрын

I heard somewhere it was meant to represent the awakening of a hero or something

@KisiroKitsune Жыл бұрын

It's a time-honored tradition.

@richardmahn7589 Жыл бұрын

I wonder, if we were to change the beginning of the original Zelda game and have Link wake up, how and where would it happen?

@haroeneissa790 Жыл бұрын

It makes sense. He needs some rest before he starts running and fighting for like 80 hours straight without any breaks.

@Enter_a_funny_name_here Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: link wakes up at the start of every game as a symbol for a new hero “waking up” butt in sequels such as breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom

@LeBagetsu Жыл бұрын

4:24 I recognized it! Fav zelda game's main soundtrack.. I love you my man

@EdwardJamesBickels Жыл бұрын

Link waking up at the beginning of some games is a bit of story telling. It's supposed to signify a new hero. If you notice, Link wakes up in OOT, but doesnt in MM since it's a direct sequel.

@chickenninja09 Жыл бұрын

Yeah it signifies the awakening of the next hero of Hyrule

@ARUCARDFTEPES Жыл бұрын

Interesting, I never even thought about it until he started a counter.

@329link Жыл бұрын

It also serves to establish link's character. He's meant to be more laid back and chill, sometimes even with a bit of a lazy streak. Makes it more meaningful when he answers the call of duty. That's actually one of the reasons why I don't like BotW Link as much, since he never gets to have that bit of characterization because the game starts off with everything already going down.

@deltnira Жыл бұрын

Oh that's true ! And really interesting : we can predict that we will not wake up in totk for it is a sequel of botw (in wich we wake up after 100 years btw)

@abadhaiku Жыл бұрын

It's there to tell the player "This dude is just out here living his own quiet life when heroism smacked him on the head and he had to go out and Metroidvania"

@Atlas_Redux Жыл бұрын

I approve of the "touch grass" series. More. Or maybe not. But more.

@darkmudofhorror8224 Жыл бұрын

❗

@bradencosier80 10 ай бұрын

This is truly riveting content and important journalism that everyone needs to be aware of. Keep up the good work!

@Kale13000 Жыл бұрын

Ok, no more touching grass. Touch snow instead

@josuijolaya Жыл бұрын

5:03 bro thinks he's walter white

@fforby Жыл бұрын

I love zelda's little green hat. His legend is very powerful. 🥗

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

Yes, Mr. Zelda is very powerful

@The_Soul_King Жыл бұрын

Zelda is a great hero

@LifeIsAHighwayIAmACarCrash Жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but it still makes me so disappointed

@killertofu586 Жыл бұрын

@@PodoHelmer I think you're confused. The games are called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link

@killswitch69 Жыл бұрын

@@PodoHelmer pretty sure it was sarcasm

@JON.HOUSE24 Жыл бұрын

Hard to say why I spent the last 7:15 watching you touch all that grass, but it made me very happy. 😂 😂 keep up the good(...?) work! "If a street performer gets you to stop, you owe them a buck."

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

I'm glad my grass touching made you happy. Thank you :)

@blackgamerfirst8439 Жыл бұрын

I think I have the same story😂

@amandac8836 Жыл бұрын

The Phantom Hourglass bit had me laughing my ass off

@vanitasssgss6951 Жыл бұрын

"Also did you know you could die in the starting area of this game?" (as the camera slowly but surely moves back making Link grainier and graineir)

@the_swagg Жыл бұрын

lol that what i was thinking too

@CZsWorld Жыл бұрын

Finally Adventure of Link is best at SOMETHING

@GlowingOrangeOoze Жыл бұрын

IMO it was the game where it was the most fun to fight enemies all the way until BotW.

@of5606 Жыл бұрын

Hey, it was the best at making me want to go outside.

@bessidahorse Жыл бұрын

Best at hard difficulty?

@citronvannalemon 9 ай бұрын

It's best at making you want to eat your controller.

@ChaosRayZero 6 ай бұрын

It has the best temple music too. _Fight me!_

@FlowCreators Жыл бұрын

Phantom hourglass was such a throwback I couldn’t remember the title of this game for years

@mumu_didi Жыл бұрын

Hearing the game over music from phantom hourglass gave me chills. Good memories

@thatsruffdog Жыл бұрын

3:42 Sub-optimal. You can do a side-hop over the railing, into the water and do a super swim onto the land and roll onto the grass.

@blackballensns Жыл бұрын

nerd

@AlexParks121 11 ай бұрын

@@blackballensns clown 🤡

@Johblade101 10 ай бұрын

@@blackballensns🤡

@cupojoe650 Жыл бұрын

How fast can the fastest hedgehog alive touch grass? I need to see more grass touching.

@BonaparteBardithion Жыл бұрын

My sister had the same suggestion. Probably pretty quickly since a variant of Green Hill Zone opens at least half the games.

@Lorfo11 Жыл бұрын

Green Hill Zone, Emerald Hills Zone, Angel Island Zone, Mushroom Hills Zone (if we count Sonic and Knuckles as its own game) just to name the Sega Megadrive games all start on Grass.

@EinDose Жыл бұрын

The Megadrive games all make this one easy, but after that it gets weird. If you start with the Dark story in SA2 you need to clear a whole boss fight before getting the chance to touch grass.

@treyslider6954 Жыл бұрын

@@EinDose I mean, how far into City Escape do you get before there's grass you can touch? I bet there's some in it somewhere, but it's a pretty urban environment... ...and then you get to Heroes and you literally start on grass again :D

@EinDose Жыл бұрын

@@treyslider6954 you end up in a little public park after the boarding section, so it's not too bad.

@alfredkabatay656 9 ай бұрын

Whenever link wakes up feeling incredible, he should worry, it's about to be a long day.

@Hip-Gnosis1134 Жыл бұрын

2:42 definitely looks like a totally sick nasty bike jump I would have made in the woods as a child

@aaronsilverman837 Жыл бұрын

Link's awakening doesn't start with them waking up, it ends with it

@Cryo_Gen Жыл бұрын

Ironic

@spudsbuchlaw Жыл бұрын

[Explosion.ogg]

@yoshidababies4222 Жыл бұрын

Mind: blown

@trevdoesweirdthings Жыл бұрын

This guy: "All we need to do is climb down this ladder VERY SAFELY and then walk across this bridge CAREFULLY" Also him: *Proceeds to break Link's kneecaps and plunge into the ocean because of the pain*

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

I’m sure he’ll be fine

@Sans_is_goat Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts you sure he'll be fine

@creeperking8702 Жыл бұрын

@@Sans_is_goat yeah I heard hospital beds are really comfortable he’ll be fine in there

@user-np2xl4qk4w Жыл бұрын

@@creeperking8702 they aren't lol

@anuamir2107 Жыл бұрын

4:58 The death scenes are so dramatic with these games! 😂😂😂

@pineappleboi1719 Жыл бұрын

Bro actually bought BotW on the Wii U, I didn't even know that existed 💀

@brilliantsableye2591 Жыл бұрын

4:46 You skipped the part where Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass

@JBaughb Жыл бұрын

He’s also asleep on the floor at the beginning of Spirit Tracks.

@ananini3547 Жыл бұрын

He also wakes up at the begining of Twilight Princess, doesn't he?

@lonedragonwolf1706 Жыл бұрын

I can confirm two of those, I have played Twilight Princess, Fado wakes Link up, and I have seen part of the intro to Spirit Tracks where Link was indeed asleep on the floor. Sorry that I don’t know about Phantom Hourglass. I might update this reply if I find out though.

@ananini3547 Жыл бұрын

@@lonedragonwolf1706 I can confirm he does indeed wake up at the start of Phantom Hourglass

@AngelofGrace96 Жыл бұрын

Of course the green boi would be faster at touching grass than the red man

@treyslider6954 Жыл бұрын

But is the blue hog faster than the green boi? These are the pressing issues of our time.

@Diego-ke6bq Жыл бұрын

Throwing stuff to npcs was the best part 😂😂

@lumindoesvideos Жыл бұрын

KZfaq recommendations has struck and given me a good giggle. Also I've died in the tutorial for Spirit Tracks.

@ScrungeGruff Жыл бұрын

I seriously cannot get over how good you are at touching grass. I wish I too held this talent, but to my dismay, I do not.

@otisjoi Жыл бұрын

this is genuinely such a good video idea and its executed hilariously i laugh every time he leads into "-where there is plenty of nice grass to touch"

@jeffreyfiegen1538 10 ай бұрын

"He a little confused, but he got the spirit."

@tooturnttomato Жыл бұрын

Thanks for this walkthrough

@RandomShinigami7 Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry about not knowing that Triforce Heroes existed. Most people don’t. Nintendo gave it 30 seconds in an E3 Nintendo Direct then never mentioned it again.

@chaotickreg7024 Жыл бұрын

Triforce heroes got a lot of one attention in one very specific community! And that's polyamorous couples. I was in an open relationship with a girl that played it with another couple. One of the only 3 player games playable by tumblr nerds.

@PerfectlyLost Жыл бұрын

The birth of a new series and its beatiful

@JustJulyo Жыл бұрын

So glad I subscribed!

@lgwenl3373 Жыл бұрын

Awwwwww

@linkthezombie Жыл бұрын

I am also one of the 10 with a Wii U copy of Breath of the Wild, nice to find someone who has one of the other copies!

@technored1467 Жыл бұрын

Link waking up represents the rise or awakening of a new hero, that why he never wakes up at the beginning of sequels

@tillyvanilly7015 Жыл бұрын

4:54 preparing the Zelda touch water video already, aren’t we?

@PLAYER42_ready Жыл бұрын

Seeing how long it takes to touch grass in some of these games makes me appreciate skipping cutscenes in modern gaming.

@emburn6078 11 ай бұрын

HEY!!! I HAVE THE WII U BOTW VERSION TOO!!! Great to see another Wii U enjoyer! Great videos, even though I take too long to realize references...

@kittylee9915 9 ай бұрын

Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks too

@iJerseyDevil Жыл бұрын

Just subscribed yesterday after watching the Mario grass-touching video, and am so happy to see another one

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

Glad to hear it :)

@iJerseyDevil Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts Absolutely, your videos are great. Keep it up!

@dazcarrr Жыл бұрын

now do metroid games since that should be an actual challenge

@devinhallsworth5531 10 ай бұрын

Oh man that Ocarina of time title screen music hits hard EVERY TIME.

@savionmcqueen8944 Жыл бұрын

link to the past was my first too it really made me love the series

@jakobbutwithak1030 Жыл бұрын

5:12 me when I touch grass

@TsunamiKai23 Жыл бұрын

Pls keep touching grass it’s how I found your channel and it’s fun. 😂

@realryushiro Жыл бұрын

Adventures of Link. The game that punishes you for touching grass. Link: "Oh boy. Let me just step on this grass and have a nice sunny day" Shadow Demons: *Snapping intensifies*

@Human22194 Жыл бұрын

I love that they do this when link wakes up at the start of the game I hope they make that in the newest game

@annyong_ Жыл бұрын

I love the "TOUCH GRASS" guy!

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

Is this the #1 horse streamer?

@SundavarMinte-tu4pt Жыл бұрын

Bro link to the past has a special place in my heart.. the first game I ever played actually

@wesleywinters3673 Жыл бұрын

time to touch grass again in less than 48 hours

@moonfallprince7735 Жыл бұрын

This is why Majora's Mask and the Oracle games are my favorites in the series: because you immediately start out touching grass 😤

@Draikinator Жыл бұрын

incredible series concept. looking forward to all grass touching videos.

@Poketube_more Жыл бұрын

When link died in the start of that game it’s because he EITHER touched to MUCH GRASS or DIDNT TOUCH GRASS FOR A SECOND lol

@m_the_third 3 ай бұрын

You really added a link waking up counter like it isn't tradition

@nshine887 Жыл бұрын

Now to go touch grass in every DK game 😂

@j0rts Жыл бұрын

;)

@lgwenl3373 Жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@WD_RatLad Жыл бұрын

"And then there's Chunky, he's- Dead."

@kid14346 Жыл бұрын

Didn't even touch grass in Link's Crossbow Training... smh my head.

@user-rf7jq3jb8r 3 күн бұрын

You should play an entire Zelda game without touching grass, and not the first one.

@TheAbsoluteMost4972 Жыл бұрын

Had grass growing in my childhood home for a while. Found it funny. I'm scared of bugs so I just focused on how funny somehow grass grew in the bathroom crack in the floor/wall.

@sanekibeko Жыл бұрын

Touch grass in every single pokemon game including the spin offs.

@chaotickreg7024 Жыл бұрын

Avoid tall grass!

@AlexanderAviles697 Жыл бұрын

I also have the Wii U version of breath of the wild we just built different. This video was funny. Keep making great content.

@jordicoma Жыл бұрын

Also I

@linkfan0542 Жыл бұрын

J0rts: lets just walk across this bridge very carefully link: jumps in the water

@randomslomo1875 Жыл бұрын

I didn't think you'd be able to do it in Ocarina of Time... But thank goodness you were able to find some.

@KiraSlith Жыл бұрын

Really, this makes a great test of the expansion of time between title screen and gameplay over the years. You can see the gap widen steadily with every subsequent release until the DS.

@skiadrum99 Жыл бұрын

See but now you have to touch grass in TOTK

@user-hh6xg8cq8h 9 ай бұрын

Starting Link wakes up at start if game counter. Skips scene where he wakes up twice in a row in hour glass.

@coacobird Жыл бұрын

6:28 hey I'm another of ten people, but unfortunately my wii-u broke before I could finish the game.

@tystrickland Жыл бұрын

I guess that makes me the 3rd out of ten and i also completed the fame and dlc on both wii u and switch 😂

@antoninolocicero7193 Жыл бұрын

Here's the forth

@sansattorney Жыл бұрын

Here's the fifth

@An1mat0rz Жыл бұрын

You forgot to include both Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks links waking up, bringing the total to 11.

@Ghoastie_toastiez_animation Жыл бұрын

It's because he skipped the cutscenes

@nathangoedeke694 Жыл бұрын

Theory: every Zelda game Link wakes up from having dreamed about the previous game

@MaikeruShinigami Жыл бұрын

Love these touch stuff videos. Should finish off the Zelda series with touching Fire. :D Air would be interesting too since the Mario one was fun, if you think you can make another video where each game takes 0.01 seconds and have the jokes cracking.

@CT-ue4kg Жыл бұрын

I think we need to start doing with this on games that have barely any grass....

@person.person Жыл бұрын

Touch grass, in Metroid.

@edawg5159 Жыл бұрын

LMAO, I felt you with the BOTW game cause I have it on the Wii-U as well 😂

@OkumuraRin073 Жыл бұрын

Time to do The Kingdome of Tears now.

@KorokGenji Жыл бұрын

This man is an absolute legend for touching grass in every Zelda game

@korytoombs886 Жыл бұрын

Failed because he forgot CDi games.

@Drayconic13 Жыл бұрын

@@korytoombs886 Except he jokingly referenced one of them

@zachdavisson6110 Жыл бұрын

I didn't see him touch grass is Link's Crossbow Training. (Does that game have grass? Citation needed)

@Kevbo2040 Жыл бұрын

Even though I have played and replayed so many Zelda games over the course of my life, I never actually noticed how often Link woke up at the start of the games. Nice catch!

@Nova15950 Жыл бұрын

Link waking up at the start of the game is supposed to symbolize the awakening of a new hero

@bretwhitten7038 Жыл бұрын

2:45 the tony hawk music lmaooo

@RantAd Жыл бұрын

Touch. More. Grass.

@JTRogue151 Жыл бұрын

But like...now I'm just going to tell you to touch grass in various other games like Kirby or Pokémon

@Ironcabbit Жыл бұрын

That old woman in the cave wore a smile like she’d just touched a whole other kind of grass.

@Thisismyreality_404 Жыл бұрын

Sick! You also have the WII U version of breath of the wild? That's cool dude! I have mainly seen people use the switch version nowadays, interesting that you also have the WII U version.