How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?

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Жыл бұрын

I've been touching a lot of stuff in Zelda games and now that Tears of the Kingdom is out, I'm on a journey to touch EVERYTHING in this game.
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@j0rts Жыл бұрын

Join me in my quest to touch EVERYTHING in Tears of the Kingdom: www.twitch.tv/j0rts

@MRbird-mv5bj Жыл бұрын

yooo

@BoogerBooger8 Жыл бұрын

Ayyo

@tijo3631 Жыл бұрын

not just the men, but the women and the children too?

@codypann_bruh Жыл бұрын

my dad was playing totk in ever the first thing he did to zelda was touch her p e r s o n a l i t y

@WoodlandDrake Жыл бұрын

I prefer to think that X touched me

@izzybellyyy Жыл бұрын

Quince is the real hero of this story. A man born with a single purpose.

@silverstudios6916 Жыл бұрын

He really is the most important character in ALL of the Zelda games now

@IdentifiantE.S Жыл бұрын

@@silverstudios6916Fr

@Jazzin96 Жыл бұрын

To touch grass

@Chubby_Bub Жыл бұрын

Fun Quince fact: in BotW he is one of the only NPCs outside of the desert to react if Link wears the Gerudo outfit, because he is looking for a girlfriend

@Sanestjo Жыл бұрын

@@Chubby_Bub That means there's probably quince and link fanfic 😳

@lolrentz Жыл бұрын

There's a researcher in Kakariko Village named Xalis. He's researching part of the ring near the chasm.

@55dexter43 Жыл бұрын

I knew I thought I remembered a character in this game whose name began with "X"

@Niamh9902 Жыл бұрын

found the redditor

@lolrentz Жыл бұрын

@@Niamh9902 Havent made a single post or joined a single thread on reddit LOL...just watched this video and then found Xalis while playing on the same day and thought of this :]

@Rockraft Жыл бұрын

@@lolrentz Think they meant AngelofGrave with it and not you

@euberman858 Жыл бұрын

which chasm there's multiple

@N0rmalName Жыл бұрын

If alphabet% doesnt become an official speedrun category i will be slightly peeved

@sashashadowhive6128 Жыл бұрын

it should have a rule against naming things yourself inmo

@roryschussler Жыл бұрын

I'd love that. But there would be a lot to define. Like how do you count an (adjective noun) combination ? Does a hot footed frog fulfill H, F, or both? What about environmental items where the name doesn't appear in the interface and there are possible synonyms? So much to make rules over.

@MacZephyrZ Жыл бұрын

Alternatively, you could go get an old map from a sky island for X, 'cause X marks the spot.

@IdentifiantE.S Жыл бұрын

Cool thanks !

@alenietouh4789 Жыл бұрын

Or die

@itsdarkhere 11 ай бұрын

Or you could just die.

@o1497 Жыл бұрын

Now make a challenge where you have to touch every object from A-Z BUT in alphabetical order

@aidanandandrew7214 Жыл бұрын

Then he’ll beat the whole game

@spacecat8511 Жыл бұрын

That’s honestly what I was hoping for tbh. Who else played Alphabet with street signs on roadtrips?

@Banus- Жыл бұрын

I was just about to say this

@upside_you_mop Жыл бұрын

Yeah and the how fast part would be a Speedrun cuz it was agreed that Speedruns end when you catch zelda

@bottlerocketgaming1025 Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately you have to pick up the decayed master sword so idk

@Eddiember Жыл бұрын

You forgot Queen Gibdo. It would likely take a while, but it is there to get Queen.

@Rune_Scholar Жыл бұрын

Queen is a title. If we went with that then he wouldn't be able to get Z with Zelda but a P since she is "Princess Zelda".

@Eddiember Жыл бұрын

@@Rune_Scholar Decayed Master Sword. Decayed is an Adjectived, not the actual name of the Master Sword, yet he counted it. Ergo, Queen Gibdo, as its the compedium name in the game, should also work.

@byzantine5761 Жыл бұрын

@@Rune_Scholar I mean, in the game Queen Gibdo's name (in the Hyrule Compendium and the boss bar) is Queen Gibdo, whereas in the intro cutscene, Zelda's name is listed as just "Zelda" when you're looking at her.

@Rune_Scholar Жыл бұрын

@@byzantine5761 Looking at her profile entry and how it is displayed at the beginning of the game it is "Zelda Princess of Hyrule." "Princess" is still a typically preceding title, as is 'Queen'. Unfortunately, we don't know what name the Queen of the Gibdos might use and thus we go with her title only. Now you could make the argument that it isn't a title at all and that its in the spirit of "Queen Bee" which is far more likely considering the arthropodic connection. In that case then it is designating the role she plays within a eusocial insect colony, and not the proper species name which is simply "Gibdo". Alternatively you could ignore all perspective and context and simply say that it should be decided by the first letter that appears upon the name or label of the item, object or character as seen in the game world, to which I say: that's dumb.

@Xerknight_she-her 13 күн бұрын

Or even better, he could’ve just gone to that one QUARRY in Akala

@DagoDuck Жыл бұрын

This could be fun to speedrun, especially since other languages would give you other “seeds“

@DonutDelivery Жыл бұрын

It takes kids YEARS to speedrun the alphabet, this run is truly monumental

@shawnthibodeau189 Жыл бұрын

“I now know my purpose. It’s something only I can do” -Zelda and quince

@MBZ901 Жыл бұрын

-Xalis

@DisKorruptd 2 ай бұрын

Zonai Charge, Zonaite, Queen Gibdo >.>

@tylertrimmer4427 Жыл бұрын

I wanna see this done in order, while landing on saving zelda being the last letter at the end of the game. Basically, I wanna see a any% speedrun while touching this alphabetically

@Piper_____ 6 ай бұрын

I agree. This sounds great, and was sort of what I was hoping for

@notageologist3022 Жыл бұрын

the real x was the horse we met along the way

@GerardMenvussa Жыл бұрын

Finally. A decent playthrough of this game.

@IdentifiantE.S Жыл бұрын

Finally

@Athrel Жыл бұрын

I feel like this could become a speedrun category

@mytromic Жыл бұрын

3:46 “but it turns out you need a life to open this door”

@sunnyhvar1992 11 ай бұрын

That's why I never go outside

@TheOriginalEscapist Жыл бұрын

j0rts: *sees the most beautiful scenery in totk* j0rts: Imagine looking up and seeing a naked man falling from the sky

@LavenderSkyCat 10 ай бұрын

"Imagine looking up and seeing a naked man falling from the sky." I will never not think about that every time I play Tears of the Kingdom.

@bigtoast4192 Жыл бұрын

The horse name plot twist was actually riveting

@DisKorruptd 2 ай бұрын

Actually, I hated that, it was lazy as shit... "I can name my horse, therefore it counts" If you take a picture for the compendium, it still says "horse"

@itsmekevvv Жыл бұрын

This is getting so advanced. Once again, you've surpassed your audience's expectations. Thank you Master j0rts 🙏

@t.s.s.8342 Жыл бұрын

Great vid, nice implementations of the grass touching and getting a life. Love the content!!

@fforby Жыл бұрын

Got naked, fell from the sky, and got a free Purahtendo-Switch 👍

@HungryWarden 10 ай бұрын

That was a great twist at the end. Real clever planning ahead like that.

@SuperCrazf Жыл бұрын

You also touched water and got on fire so, nicely done!

@ChibiRuah Жыл бұрын

this feels like a parody, remix and call back to your other touch series. I love it

@themissionslayer Жыл бұрын

I was wondering which letter would become a horse lol This is premium content, it’s so obscure but sooooo good! Keep up the weird and wacky fun my friend!

@InfinityCuberRS3M Жыл бұрын

this man never runs out of ideas

@Midnight2010_ Жыл бұрын

For real

@v1rogue945 Жыл бұрын

He realized he dived into Water in the beginning…

@ismaelalles Жыл бұрын

1:19 You touched water before the wooden stick 😶‍🌫️

@natefroggy3626 Жыл бұрын

0:14 Items, enemies, people, shrines

@ismaelalles Жыл бұрын

@@natefroggy3626 true

@Pumpernikkle Жыл бұрын

Thank you j0rts for teaching me how to read

@knightslicer9696 Жыл бұрын

To my knowledge this won’t help with this challenge but the names of light roots are the names of their corresponding shrines backwards, so for example if the name of the shrine was gaharba, then the name of the light root below it will be abrahag

@asrieldreemurr1988 Жыл бұрын

oh this is a very cool idea

@bukajgary3217 Жыл бұрын

These should be legit speedrun categories.

@kymmie_girl 11 ай бұрын

Totally was not expecting him to touch them in alphabetical order. Honest.

@Twithab Жыл бұрын

Did you know that in the files of breath of the wild, there is also a decayed master sword, the one in totk looks different but it does the same damage and has the same sound.

@zakuraiyadesu Жыл бұрын

Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

@Spygirl812 Жыл бұрын

Touching story many tears were shed

@KiMaDu Жыл бұрын

Tears of the Kingdom :'(

@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval 8 ай бұрын

Each of your videos should be a speedrunning category

@Kylekashi Жыл бұрын

j0rts is using 100% of his brain to come up with these ideas

@stormRed 11 ай бұрын

This is the best idea anyone's ever had.

@Xerknight_she-her 28 күн бұрын

Blud forgot about the quarry in Akala

@robertpaulson5095 Жыл бұрын

Imma try this when I replay the game most likely in a few months

@comehaveabageltv Жыл бұрын

The real X was the friends we made along the way.

@Shxaun Жыл бұрын

"I'm on a journey to touch everything in this game" Me too, but instead of everything, its just one thing. And Im sure many people would agree with me on this one.

@Oracle2448 Жыл бұрын

You didnt need the apple you touch air, and M your started holding the master sword. C you are wearing yhe Champion tunic, and H hylian trousers

@Waitwha Жыл бұрын

"We've touched grass in TOTK!" Still doesn't mark G

@glutentag5853 Жыл бұрын

This man could've completed so many things, but just didn't say that he did. 1) air 2) gloom 3) boat 4) constructs and the list goes on.

@littlefox_100 Жыл бұрын

Water

@asackboyplush6508 Жыл бұрын

Link

@elenamukhina4545 10 ай бұрын

X the horse joined Aang Mario's team.

@smooth3333 Жыл бұрын

My man really solved for X in this game

@AbridgedAnime Жыл бұрын

This would actually make a good speedrun category

@grey2407 Жыл бұрын

Your art is so beautiful!

@kirakat5 Жыл бұрын

You forgot so much it hurts me. Even in the beginning you touch the master sword, the archaic pants, then you didnt count the first construct

@JBKiser Жыл бұрын

Naming the horse 'X' is such a bullshit copout ending.

@elwinroyale Жыл бұрын

Now in alphabetical order

@t3hfluff Жыл бұрын

No touching water?

@TheMhalpern Жыл бұрын

Touch Zelda in every Zelda game. Edit to make it a bit more reasonable for at least a couple games, like BTOW and Windwaker, I think allowing some somewhat spoilery technicalities should qualify, that way you don't have to go through the whole game, (the BOTW technicallity would be a TotK spoiler)

@somebodylikesbacon1960 Жыл бұрын

what's the botw one?

@TheMhalpern Жыл бұрын

@@somebodylikesbacon1960 spoiler for TotK: the light Dragon is Princess Zelda, technically no collision box in BOTW but you can "touch" her with arrows to get materials.

@ChomperRex20 Жыл бұрын

@@TheMhalpern The light dragon isn’t in BotW

@notyeetus Жыл бұрын

Touch trees in every zelda game

@xxtrordinaryribbit5257 Жыл бұрын

Now do it in order.

@JustJulyo Жыл бұрын

I wonder what Q will be Edit: Not all heroes are name Link

@TheMarionick Жыл бұрын

“If we sneak up on one of these beards we can touch some raw meat”💀

@phoenixofthestix 11 ай бұрын

Gotta love chat's ability to run with a bit

@sledgen. Жыл бұрын

brilliant idea

@amirshlomolavan Жыл бұрын

He could uave said X was the Xistential crisis we've suffered from finding quince

@pizzabean1181 11 ай бұрын

“Grab this hot frog” -j0rts 2023

@GreadX_69 Жыл бұрын

the other games: they make a 5-10 minute tutorial zelda TOTK: Makes a 5 hour tutorial

@IRanOutOfPhrases 11 ай бұрын

Whata great is that it doesnt really feel like a tutorial

@tobiaskoran6787 Жыл бұрын

There are multiple Vases on the sky island. I am going to assume that they also have Earth geology and therefore definitely have some Quartz lying around or incorporated in the rocks. And finally, the Zonai guardians attack anything that does not resemble them or their creators which makes them Xenophobes.

@GeminiRandom56 Жыл бұрын

“If we can sneak up we can touch some meat”

@ijustsawthat Жыл бұрын

> drops on water > Does not mark letter W > Refuses to elaborate > Ends video

@Lordlaneus Жыл бұрын

I really want to see speed runners bring that time down, and if I have to become a speed runner to do it myself, so be it!

@Games4Life7712 Жыл бұрын

"G is ground, A is air, O is Oxygen..."

@user-ls5hu3hh2l 11 ай бұрын

Wait your touching air, therefore you touched everything instantly 😂

@darkfire1234 Жыл бұрын

This was great.

@theamazonbois7970 Жыл бұрын

Quince the MVP of this run

@NothandoMatshimane-kc1br Жыл бұрын

He forgot the normal master sword

@Mahalo-loa Жыл бұрын

0:38 You technically touched R during these cutscenes. Or would it be more accurate to say that R touched you ?

@LidgettTheOctoling Жыл бұрын

YES A TOTK VIDEO FROM J0RTS!!

@nataliamorales4508 Ай бұрын

You literally touched water falling through the cut scene of seen the legends Zelda, tears of the kingdom😂LoL

@Enderi-xj2lv 11 ай бұрын

I love feeding my zelda obsession at random times during the day *now do the speedrun in order of the alphabet*

@CalamityVirus 11 ай бұрын

And here I was hoping for Queen Gibdo XD

@TrixyTrixter Жыл бұрын

I don't approve of it being done out of order. I demand a redo but you only count things after you touched all previous ones

@connorsyoutube2519 10 ай бұрын

Name your horse Xavier

@Thaijler 3 ай бұрын

You touched water for W, right in the beginning.

@sleegon7475 Жыл бұрын

This gives me a good idea for a challenge. Can only use one item that starts with a letter from the alphabet to beat the game. If I want apples I can't use any other item that starts with A.

@spaceshark12385 11 ай бұрын

i thought this was gonna be in order lol

@xparashock4236 Жыл бұрын

Now, Touch Some Stone In Every Mario Game.

@dabbingsquidward7749 Жыл бұрын

Now in order

@oneup945 7 ай бұрын

try touching all the alphabet in every mario or zelda game that will acually be a challenge that i will beleive

@crisp4972 10 ай бұрын

the X bit is quite topical now

@cuddlequeen3225 Жыл бұрын

Now do it for every category.

@prof7304 Жыл бұрын

You want a Challenge? Fine: Get the Mastersword WITHOUT leaving the Sky Islands Part! (So no Hyrule and no Deep Dark) It should be possible but super hart! . . . Spoiler on how to beat this challenge: . . . You just need to farm a lot of sonanium and Energy cells in order to use flying maschines to get from one sky island to the next. Alternatively you can repeatidly use Recall until you battery has recharged in mid air. Then you beat 20 shrines in the sky, get your Second stamina wheel and boom onto the dragon!