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Based funny sex number

Being drunk unlocked his subconscious and unconscious mind, leading to this 200IQ play XD

Nice

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Yeah man that just happens all the time I need to stop

Yeah, but on average I make more money then I spend on liquor while doing that, so I have no real incentive to stop Someone please help me

after wake up: omg i need a pirate juice 🥃

I hate when I wake up and I've spent like £50 lil

Someone else spent that to try to become president and he didn't geel too bothered to find out the only thing he has is money. Slightly less now

This is perfection

Giving a new employee a tour: "That's the break room, that's the coal room and there's the toilets" "Sorry did you say coal?" "It's a long story..."

Oh we need a video on this! 😂👍🏻

@@himssendol6512 Yep. I've read about this a long time ago. Basically, he failed to buy futures and somehow bought the actual product.

And he had deliberately overridden the safeguards that are supposed to prevent this exact thing from happening in order to get a slightly better price. Supposedly the investment firm had to scramble to sell the coal to anyone in the area at clearance prices, taking a huge loss.

I thought at the beginning of Covid there was also a danger of some people having to take oil deliveries when it was like $20 a barrel. Like a sudden surge in demand for storage tankers. I think refineries were basically turning oil away so there was no where for the oil to go so all these office dudes would have been left holding the black bag.

Lol

@@awesomecomputers7076 LOL

@@kennethit2070 lol

@@wazzup893 loL

Hehe

He just wanted to show that he was talking about money and not becoming an american by putting on 72000 pounds on weight

Clash Cookie as an American that’s the funniest thing I’ve read today

No, £ = 1.25×$

@@ishikani check 5:08

@@jenisdauncle Well I didn't caught that.

Well, if the futures trade would have been in, say, potatoes, at least you could take delivery and sneakily use them up over time. Ok, the company restaurant might end up serving only potato-based dishes for a few years. But how can you say no to a daily dose of potato soup, baked potatoes with a side dish of french fries and potato salad followed by a dessert of potato pie. If anyone asks, you could always claim it's a secret NASA experiment for future Mars missions 🙂

@@ReneSchickbauer Under rated comment of the year!!!😂

But why did the Brits deem his action illegal?

@@Revnge911 Essentially just because the purchase was so big and moved the price so much without apparent reason. Probably partly to pay for investigation costs this led to.

@@Samuel-ni7vv It's illegal to make large purchases? I don't see the issue with him doing something without reason, I mean sure his employer might be upset but that should hardly be a criminal offense against the state rather a simple civil case.

What about € Euros

@@royblekman8186 1 Brexit is about 1,14 Euro-peas

I’m excited to see this in the next corrections video

To a guy doing trading in the hundreds of millions it may as well be monopoly money.

@@royblekman8186 The Brits aren't on the Euro.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT?

_YOU DECIDE!_

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

no vs there, they'd rather oil be worth more

Not stonks

He wasn't joking about the FBI watching his videos.

Ah yes, the Ballmer peak

@@radeklew1 the ballmer peak is at a relatively low amount of blood alcohol though. like, "be more talkative and say silly things and hug the bartender" type of drunk, not like "steer your car into the bottom of the pacific" type of drunk

Him being drunk may be one of the many things that lasted shorter than your life time

Guys, this isn't the real John F. Kennedy. He died of death in Texas Dallas, because he lost the war of drugs.

Pirate Juice. 🤣

Avoiding dem libel laws like a boss

The cornbread looked good .

:(

It looked like he got thanos snapped

We'll never forget.

I hope he comes back in another video as a villain.

It's actually because saudi arabia increased supply by 30% to bankrupt other producers/countries. Of course coronavirus exacerbated that.

@@01DOGG01 Oh, yeah. Definitely because of a %30 increase in supply. Definitely not because of a 50-70% decrease in demand caused by the largest contraction of the global and national economy caused by either bats or insufficient safety protocols at a Wab in Luhan.

It wasn't a Saudi plot to bankrupt people. It was a multinational agreement to limit supply and hence increase prices. That deal expired so everyone increased supply and therefore lowered price

@@hurricanenation56 It was both that made it fall not just beer bug

It probably wasn't bats. It's more likely because of snakes or pangolins.

Here’s hoping you brought some now it’s at $120

X to doubt virus came from bat.

Saudi arabia initiated economic warfare by increasing output by 30%. Bats helped later.

@@01DOGG01 actually the bats helped before (it was actually a mix of animals all in cages in poor conditions close to each other but whatever) by lowering oil demand, then russia and saudi arabia had an oil fight, and then the US's oil storage tanks overflowed and they ran out of space to put it all, and since wallstreet held all those futures and hadd no place to put the oil that was about ready to be delivered to them they stared paying people to take the future delivery, thus negative oil price.

The bat that caused it wasn't eaten. Becuase of poor sanitation at an animals market the bat spread it to another animal that then spread it to a human.

@@cageybee7221 The entire world is running out of storage. Not just the states. Saudi Arabia is trying to bankrupt Iran and they won't back down to Russia (whom also needs oil money). US producers are also affected and can easily be bankrupted as production costs are much higher. And about the market. That's nonsense. They very well know that it didn't come from any market. A worker researching the virus was the first one infected at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. She was patient 0. This is well known. Look up laowhy86's video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mNaBeaaUuK-UoIk.html (and his other video prior to that one) where he goes over old job postings and other stuff on their website to show that it was the origin. And that's not the first time that a virus has escaped from a chinese lab. This has been known for months already. Wet market is a bullshit distraction from the truth. Why do you think they reopened wet markets?

@@calkingarg8084 What? Why are you talking about HAI? He's not even in London. I'm obviously talking about the drunk trader.

perfidious albion, the more things change the more they stay the same

​@@calkingarg8084 Oh wow, you really have no idea what you're talking about do you. London goes toe to toe with NYC. Would likely be on top if Brexit didn't happen but it's still close. Also the UK is the top exporter of financial services in the entire world, almost as much as USA, Luxembourg and Switzerland combined. Here are some sources, though I doubt you actually care about facts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_centre www.thecityuk.com/research/key-facts-about-the-uk-as-an-international-financial-centre-2018/

@@calkingarg8084 So what you're talking about is GDP, that's a different topic honestly. You're not wrong that there is a lot more wealth in NYC and the states as a whole but that wealth is self contained, the UK not so much, which is why people would call it a global hub, where as a lot of the wealth that NYC deals with is from the states, that would make it a national hub. Anyway, the main thing is how laughable calling London broke is, which you might appreciate now.

Because Florida Man doesn't have $500 million dollars to play with when he's drunk.

In futures contracts, you can opt out of delivery.

Hahaha

69% of all trades in that time period! NICE.

You are literally everywhere. Are you stalking me?

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You ARE everywhere!

the planes aren't flying anymore, so are his plane video ideas

I expected the RLL video I just came from to mention Wendover as one of the parts of the economy associated with airplanes!

Still got a reference in. 0:20 has video titles.

@@Cause56 This is Wendover Productions (same person)

But... where does plane fuel come from?

high demand, high price, there's your explanation. in monke words: when many monke want to buy banana, then banana become expensive

He would need to wait for about ten years until almost no one remembered it and then he could dig it back up.

him who?

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@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread pls explain

@@zoiuduu he's referencing when the US military announced they captured Saddam Hussein

@@rk9atx thx

I think that airplanes companies use futures for jet fuel :) So he could have included them

From what I've learned on Economics Explained, for oil there's usually a nominated storage facility where it's delivered to and the facility will start charging the owner for keeping it in their tanks.

@@Croz89 So they would've had to charge him 500mil + storage cost for as long as he couldn't pay for it and therefore receive it. I wonder how he managed to get himself out of that mess without getting punished big time.

@@ahmedelakrab sell the features of course

@@BodhiGeraci I suppose you mean sell the petrol. But to whom; who would want to buy overly priced petrol that has no real demand in the market since Perkins created imaginary demand thus inflating the price. it's a lose-lose situation; if you buy it while there is no demand for it but someone is willing to buy, you'll have to sell for less and thus lose money; if there's no demand at all you'll lose your money and take up the charge of storage.

Haha

my economics course is now meaningless

@@sebdunleavy1608 it always was, econ is the trashiest field that can be considered a science. My comment wasn't serious but i do hate economists with a burning passion

Rational?)

@@domesticcat1725 my god I am taking economics and they always say consumers are rational, utility maximising etc etc BUT WE NEVER ARE

@@randomcatmeow1394 What level of economics? Because typically they teach those simple assumptions in the lower levels to simplify things.

UK government : not an outstanding move.

I think we just found a money duplication glitch. Simply change the dollar sign to pounds, then convert that back into dollars at the higher rate then repeat this. We'll be rich!

@@user-zd9fc4vs4q: It's even easier if you use two different currencies called the dollar. Zimbabwe dollar could be a good candidate.

@@user-zd9fc4vs4q i think thats what u call forex trading 🤔

@@jheybrent Just googled Forex, that looks easy. Just trade the line & make money, thanks we can actually get rich now.

Everything changed overnight when the oil prices increased

We dnt need him

Brilliant, hover, Blue Apron, Great Courses Plus.... ...and so on, and so on.

penumbra01 yeah in adventure capitaliste

@@chedidkamal837 Same thing.

Negative doesn't count.

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@@TommyWeber Who is Jo Fokb Etns? And more importantly, what does that t mean?

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will probably get a lot more views since oil is such a relevant topic.

No, becuase that is illegal (at least in the UK) and -you- your friend will be fined.

Logan Depends, do you have the buying power to disrupt a multi billion dollar market? And do you mind breaking a lot of laws in the process?

Fined 75,000 pounds after you just profited billions. What a joke.

@@ReaperCheGuevara not billions. At most 4 million $. 73.5-71.4-1.5=0.6. 0.6/73.5*500000000 near 4000000. Maybe 1-2 mln. And it's hard because after he sells at such volume price drops also. Only if it had a huge buy wall after. And this money belonged to his company that he treated on it's behalf... So he maybe even lost something

@@ReaperCheGuevara he lost his job and was fined something he made from a trade.

Cu

yea, was wondering about that fact too. Seems weird

Leon Wang ikr which video?

“The Accidental Virtual Pandemic in WoW”, see the screenshot

22nd Count of seeing you on Random KZfaq Videos.

Nice

@@malding1 fortnite bad minecraft good thanks for the gold kind stranger

Just Some Guy without a Mustache do we just have similar interests or are you actually just everywhere?

HOLY SHIMT A JSGWAM COMMENT WITH LESS THAN 100 LIKE :OOOOOO

i thought only the most popular type of oil was negative?

@@hecko-yes It was "West Texas Intermediate" so a certain grade/region of oil that dipped super low, but I think Sweet Brent Crude (the one in this vid) is the most popular/default type. I'm not a futures trader and too lazy to fact-check though so I could be wrong

Corona has been found guilty of illegal market manipulation

The company lost about $10 million. Their yearly income was only $12 million, but they were able to survive and recover. All things considered, it could have been much worse.

@@XIIchiron78 I actually thought he managed to make money because the market went up

@@krazus2036 The problem is, the price will then settle back down, and then when they try to sell it all the price will drop further, and it'll end up selling for less than they bought it

That was the joke

I only use it for the shift key.

Really fast typists (like above 100WPM) do use pinky, but for the average joe like me who mostly keeps till 90 WPM (Doesn't mean I can't go 113 WPM) only use the Pinky for Ctrl or Shift.

bro you're all so spoiled I can barely type with 4 fingers like imagine getting offended over someone missing a single one, there's not even that many keys or are they pressed that often that you'd experience any significant advantage from using all 10 fingers. what if you lost your right thumb today? you'd have way bigger things to worry about than typing, we use right opposable thumbs for literally anything in life but we don't quite need all 10 fingers to type unless we're the kind of person who writes long articles for a living.

@@TrigramThunder Maybe the person is a programmer or does a desk job. How does that make him a spoiled person?

@@thepotatoof4219 BC chances are, theyre not that. Keep your semantics sheep

Suggestion learn the system before commenting about needing to change it.

its always that one person that can change everything, like Hitler for example... so whats your point ??

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@Rayan Ikr? 😂

My grandpa called it cow pasture pool.

@@MatthewStinar why is a 27 foot long boat considered small? what would be considered a big boat? are there any boats over 3000 feet long? and if so, do they too have to dock normally in ports, risking tipping over and sinking down? or can they just unload their contents by smaller boats?

@@TrigramThunder I don't know the answer to any of these questions.

@@TrigramThunder The Commercial Yacht Code defines a large boat as 79ft long. There are no boats over 3k ft, as far as I'm aware. The longest ship I know of is the Seawise Giant, a Japanese oil tanker that's 1504 feet long. Massive boats do usually dock in special ports, or they might not dock at all during quick stops, because they displace too much water and many ports might be unable to accomodate them. As such, yes, small ships are used to transport people and things between the massive ship and shore. Tipping over is not a concern; space is (both in terms of width/length, and in terms of depth--shallow harbors cannot accomodate massive ships).

Glad someone said it 😂

I am happy, opportunity to buy