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@DoshDoshington4 ай бұрын
I was supposed to upload this on April 1st Then some things happened, including but not limited to going to a surprise funeral and getting in a car accident, but ultimately I decided that it's even funnier to release an April 1st video on the 3rd
@Gonk3734 ай бұрын
I am sorry for your loss, and thank you for the "content"
@cameronvg28614 ай бұрын
shit dude be careful an my condolences! love you stuff
@PixelsNotVectors4 ай бұрын
sorry about that, sounds like a bad chain of events. i hope it all works out
@LC-mq8iq4 ай бұрын
@Theinatoriinator4 ай бұрын
Funeral?
@moocowpong14 ай бұрын
Love the “please don’t misplace dosh, we only have one (for now)” sign
@aerbon4 ай бұрын
reminds me of the time i found a player duplication bug due to a couple mods.
@Jeff_the_Hobo4 ай бұрын
Most of those signs were my doing. Honestly spent way longer than reasonable and feel kinda guilty for pushing myself into Dosh's sightline so much. hope I didn't get on his nerves.
@moocowpong14 ай бұрын
@@Jeff_the_HoboI appreciated them!
@pennyjim56714 ай бұрын
@@Jeff_the_Hoboconsidering how far he was zoomed out, I'm pretty sure he didn't mind
@R4d64 ай бұрын
What timestamp is it at? I didn't see it.
@simonnachreiner83804 ай бұрын
“I am not an iron plate damn it!” -Iron plate 2024
@xenoxaos14 ай бұрын
I am become STEEL!
@bloodalchemy4 ай бұрын
He isn't an iron plate, he is a copper plate.
@Xylos1444 ай бұрын
He is not the iron plate! He's a very Lazy Bastard!
@YTqb4 ай бұрын
Now its time for someone to hack this channel and change the name to Iron Plate
@andyhohorst51764 ай бұрын
Only an iron plate denies his divinity! He is the iron plate!
@syntaxvrc4 ай бұрын
God I'm laughing so hard at the Rick Astley machine playing all its notes at once
@Yuuri0664 ай бұрын
I'm trying not to suffocate, I've rewound that part like 4 times now
@timothymclean4 ай бұрын
7:44, FYI.
@lapisliozuli48614 ай бұрын
Pretty sure I heard this in Sealed Vessel OST
@Fiyaaaahh4 ай бұрын
And also how he "mutes" it at 8:50 hahah
@MyWaifuNow4 ай бұрын
rickroll 100% speedrun WR 0:01
@metalspoon694 ай бұрын
"I threw my mouse and keyboard into the ocean for this" Hopefully alongside your car batteries
@vaultence98594 ай бұрын
as it should be of course
@sal.__.4 ай бұрын
Saying that after he got into a car accident is indeed wild.
@DemianGammons-xv3qf4 ай бұрын
How else do electric eels get their charge
@SUNG0DRA4 ай бұрын
@@DemianGammons-xv3qf oh that makes sense actually
@victorie21774 ай бұрын
Someone gotta change the eels
@kittyshippercavegirl4 ай бұрын
"please don't misplace Dosh, we only have one (for now)"
@lebothegizebo4 ай бұрын
Yeah Izzy placed that sign and I made a whole bunch of random stuff. Sassxolotl was responsible for all the lube clocks, the server is still up, and there's a 1000 spm megabase there now, and those lube clocks are well over 3 million times crafted
@kittyshippercavegirl4 ай бұрын
@@lebothegizebo y'all really decided that it wasn't enough and went to 1000spm, mad respect
@lebothegizebo4 ай бұрын
@@kittyshippercavegirl we would have went more but I'm pretty sure we've lost the will to play now
@icevlad1484 ай бұрын
"The events of this run will canonically precede the events of Krastorio 2+Space Exploration run"
@prateeksharmakharel76784 ай бұрын
"Perhaps another seablock run is in due, in the account of his keyboard and mouse being there."
@rollcat4 ай бұрын
You mean K2+SE+VeryBZ
@prateeksharmakharel76784 ай бұрын
@rollcat why not chuck in pyanadons as well? And then, with that vile brew, let's mix it all up with the randomizer. Mmmmmm, tasty sludge.
@diddler1504 ай бұрын
I actually saw rauiguard on the maintainer of K2
@diddler1504 ай бұрын
On this game I mean
@carlsojos4 ай бұрын
...You know, I'd be down to see Dosh do a Project Manager run: No blueprints, and nothing but Discord to tell some beginners what to do.
@kodeytheneko4 ай бұрын
I'm down to be a part of something like this, I have only played like 70 hours and am awful at the game lol
@bjrn-oskarrnning27404 ай бұрын
Ditto!
@adamyoung9764 ай бұрын
that would be quite funny. I honestly can't tell if he is the type of person to get mad at new players for doing something wrong a hundred times or if he would be super chill like usual.
@vpliskin35904 ай бұрын
Great idea !
@IsaacAllwood4 ай бұрын
Would kill to see this. Only people who have launched one rocket, that way they'll have come up with lots of bad habbits to drive him insane with. Muhaha.
@lordfishlad4 ай бұрын
What scared me is that I saw the video and though "Oh dear, he's going to start with the recursive blueprints mod and a bot start mod, create a blueprint setup that self-expands, moves him around, and finds resources like some kind of grotesque iron amoeba using him as the starting roboport and container." Then I forgot what day it was for. But now that I've said that...👉👈
@penguin85724 ай бұрын
That's how the singularity happens.
@wesleymays19313 ай бұрын
Humans need not apply
@aiunit57534 ай бұрын
You come into MY SAVE Mine MY ORES And call ME AND ENGINEER?
@thecoastrider93014 ай бұрын
Having a dosh belt on the main bus is a next level flex
@Lvmelton4154 ай бұрын
Hey dosh just wanted to thank you. I've started learning coding and what got me on the path was your video's on factorio circuit networks. Keep up the good content :)
@DoshDoshington4 ай бұрын
Welcome to the wild world of machinomancy
@grimtin104 ай бұрын
@@DoshDoshington i love commanding the stones
@assassinduke14 ай бұрын
May the Omnissiah bless your code 🙏
@tekbox79094 ай бұрын
All hail the Almighty rubber ducky
@TheTrueOlli4 ай бұрын
@@DoshDoshington Hell Yeah. A Wizard put Lightning into Sand, and now You can tell the Sand what to think about. It's wild.
@kicka86044 ай бұрын
1:46 is the moment when the alt key was pressed making this run invalid
@DoshDoshington4 ай бұрын
YOU SAW NOTHING
@PsychoBenches4 ай бұрын
WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST THE ALT KEY, DONT LIKE KNOWING WHERE YOUR SHITS GOING?
@wesleymays19313 ай бұрын
He also zoomed out after creating the world, which makes it a mouse input during the run. Disqualified.
@DryMexagon4 ай бұрын
That ant reference made me think that you are the queen ant. It makes sense, ants move the queen ant around and do everything around the queen ant. Thanks for 379 likes. I shall now bestow cursed knowledge upon you. The loading symbol on PC is called a throbber. Have a nice day :)
@LordDragox4124 ай бұрын
There's a novel called Chrysalis about a guy getting reincarnated as an ant and bringing forth antdustrial revolution.
@zenkozenko49893 ай бұрын
@@LordDragox412 Who is it by? It sounds interesting.
@LordDragox4123 ай бұрын
@@zenkozenko4989 The author is RinoZ.
@raiguard4 ай бұрын
This was so much fun, thanks for putting it together! I too was groaning at many of the decisions being made, but my attempts to direct the ant colony were... Less than successful. At least I had full creative control over the mall!
@lebothegizebo4 ай бұрын
Always it was alot of fun, lookin' forward to next time
@nicholasvaultonburg91524 ай бұрын
"Please don't misplace Dosh, we only have one" it the most wholesome full realization of this nightmare factory of a channel possible. Actually incredible.
@ashleybyrd20154 ай бұрын
(for now)
@gmsnowy73444 ай бұрын
RIP Nexusuxen. First of the interlopers to be killed by a locomotive. His generosity, comradery, and ingenuity were surpassed only by his intense lust for anthropomorphic otters. He will be missed.
@C4CH3S4 ай бұрын
I find it enjoyable that you got raiguard in the game. Factorio dev and author of a lot of QOL mods like rate calculator.
@yagikataiser4344 ай бұрын
And K2! (not the original creator but still the current main dev afaik)
@lordfriedrick79114 ай бұрын
Maybe they were so annoyied by Dosh that they made an entire factory and shoved him into a rocket just for get rid of him... We will never know the rituals of this strange colony of engeneers...
@DavidLindes3 ай бұрын
My question is: how'd they get him into the rocket? Or did he "cheat", and still have a way to hit return? 🤔
@Zulban484 ай бұрын
"Can you beat Factorio by having everyone else do all the work" sounds like me any time my friends want me to play.
@justletmefailinpeace90994 ай бұрын
Absolute riveting gameplay! I especially love the spot where you did stuff and things!
@jaeusa1604 ай бұрын
LIES! At no point did he do any stuff or things! That would violate the rules of the challenge. :)
@adamyoung9764 ай бұрын
hmm... I smell a Sl1pg8r fan... perhaps my nose is off tho, it's a common enough phrase I guess.
@polientoico5094 ай бұрын
Sincerely, this may be the most important video you have ever made. It is important because what it says about humans, that often cliche phrase from Dunn that "no man is an island". Last week i was 51/50'ed because i spoke too truthfully during a therapist appointment, and watching this video begrudgingly reminds me to build my support network, which is hard since i have zero friends. Still, if you can beat Factorio with no inputs, maybe i can find a way forward if i can summon forth a single action at a time, as inadequate as that feels.
@nightbringar755815 күн бұрын
As someone who was 51/50'ed/Baker Act'ed twice over a decade ago, I truly hope you're doing well and that you've made some quality connections
@lebothegizebo4 ай бұрын
I am not a belt lurker, i simply decided to overstay my welcome: 4:30
@DoshDoshington4 ай бұрын
You're already a patron you don't need to give me MORE money
@lebothegizebo4 ай бұрын
Apologies for overstaying my welcome
@arttops25634 ай бұрын
I love when creators get tonnes of people in games like factorio and just let them do their thing, I can only imagine how much giggling was going on in the discord call while thy were belting you around everywhere!!!
@malware_samwise6324 ай бұрын
cursed statue gains a cult following and is propelled into space was not the dosh video i expect for april fools, but it somehow fits perfectly
@casualwoomy4 ай бұрын
this run was saved by the power of friendship
@Kutan4 ай бұрын
And guided belt tours.
@mission28584 ай бұрын
that lube continuous motion joke is perfect
@shingshongshamalama4 ай бұрын
Nexusuxen: i only blueprint rails and balancers lol Nexu terrifies me.
@The_Wandering_Croc4 ай бұрын
Mere bugs leading Dosh to show him their builds like a neglected child tugging on their father’s side is very funny to me
@brown567654 ай бұрын
Was that THE Raiguard? Half of my usual modlist can be summarized with just "Raiguard Stuff" XD
@CelestialityRW4 ай бұрын
The Rick Ashley machine actually has a vibe to it tbh
@sponge95534 ай бұрын
Saw the title and thought this was going to be a whole playthrough with one of those gray goo factories that build themselves, got really excited because those videos always end too early, and I want a long one
@SMG-vx3mu4 ай бұрын
i mean, depends on what you would label as grey goo
@sponge95534 ай бұрын
@@SMG-vx3mu the factories that scan near by chunks to determine what it needs at that moment then auto builds blueprints and hook’s everything up to the network usually with a standard train grid
@SMG-vx3mu4 ай бұрын
@@sponge9553 yeah, like what is happening here!
@sponge95534 ай бұрын
@@SMG-vx3mu no it does it completely on its own without human input of any kind other than the initial placement
@mitchell5624 ай бұрын
@@sponge9553 well you don't know for sure that those were human players
@The-Wandering_Cynic4 ай бұрын
This video idea is like me, trying to live life without doing anything
@TechnicalOveride4 ай бұрын
its dr house
@SansPapyrus14 ай бұрын
New DoshDoshington video get released Me: "Can't wait to watch this new challenge video while I relax for an hour" Video is only 10 minutes me: "That's illegal"
@thelordz334 ай бұрын
Step 1: have friends Step 2: make sure they play factorio Yeah, this challenge is impossible
@ckaegaming47674 ай бұрын
This should be called the ant colony challenge
@ericktrujillo30674 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting that to be the twist but makes sense
@emlunspeedruns4 ай бұрын
Hey! Thanks for the shoutout! I also have a second series where I do it without walking at all, not even to pick up the plates from the spaceship wreck (except for that one time I got stuck on a cliff... I could have unstuck myself with a locomotive but didn't think of it at the time).
@TannerJ074 ай бұрын
Dosh is somehow both lazy, and yet patient enough to do this. I'm not sure how they combine, but he makes it work.
@Azelhart4 ай бұрын
After reading the pinned comment, just wanted to say that I am grateful for your content. You always bring a smile to my face and the others :) While I can’t support you monthly I do think that I have some bucks for one of favourite KZfaqrs. I wish you all the best.
@jadewedge60824 ай бұрын
"Stop moving me with belts! I'm not an iron plate, damn it!" "Now they're putting me on a belt carousel" have you tried being less smeltable and conveyable?
@alexlowe20544 ай бұрын
4:20 The sign to the side of the monument says "Please don't misplace Dosh". Glorious.
@filip71334 ай бұрын
Thanks for the Cogmind coverage, Dosh. Similarly to you, I tried the game ages ago and bounced back, but your video convinced me to give it another shot and I've fell in love since.
@R3dp055um4 ай бұрын
That was amusing, particularly that one lunatic driving around in a tank smashing the factory...
@genuity30014 ай бұрын
Dosh Doshington, renowned social anthropologist.
@zancmok4 ай бұрын
raiguard is now officially working for dosh
@gusgablaw73754 ай бұрын
you did it with the power of friendship
@jbenj004 ай бұрын
Alright Dosh, I think I have watched nearly all your videos now. Factorio is how I found you, but your other videos are top tier as well. Great editing, the split of facts / info / history / dark humor tie it all together. Need more, but keep it up great videos, great content
@ravek76294 ай бұрын
What a refreshing April fools video, actually comedic and not infuriating
@Animal2Joker4 ай бұрын
A beautiful video combining a nature documentary and study on Stockholm syndrome
@ArgentCosmonaut4 ай бұрын
Best video for April. What a strange yet interesting culture you have become the focal point of.
@TortuousAugur4 ай бұрын
The real run was the friends we made do all the work along the way.
@sillymonkey7254 ай бұрын
There Is No Spoon, but without doing anything. Easiest thing ever, well done.
@chaoticneutralism4 ай бұрын
cant wait for hit new series "How Hard is it to Not Beat Factorio"
@korneldekany66894 ай бұрын
Conclusion: it’s really addictive, so hart not to beat
@kylehess44724 ай бұрын
Thanks Dosh, having a rough moment tonight and glad to have your video to get through it. Hope things go better on your side, too. Life can suck sometimes.
@WarttHog4 ай бұрын
Indeed. I took a couple minutes to (unironically) pray for you just now, friend who I've never met. I asked God to reach you when you are and give you a glimpse of who he is, and that it'd give you a fresh perspective on whatever crap is going on these days (and/or has been going on for too many days). No word of a lie, a couple hours ago my wife asked me when I would travel to if I had a time machine and I said, "Back to before my friend committed suicide to that I could let him know how much he meant to all of us, and to Jesus." I hope you're nowhere remotely close to that level of hopelessness, but I wanted to reach out regardless. Jesus loves you! You're not forgotten!
@tatestanley89914 ай бұрын
This feels like Dosh just flexed his factorio muscles till he reinvented servitude
@BadAtGamesDanii4 ай бұрын
Factorio people watching is actually quite an interesting genre
@bobbyslapin80994 ай бұрын
You are now labelled as the best Factorio player, having beaten the game doing nothing
@cirno_the_mediocrity4 ай бұрын
I respect other youtubers, but Dosh is the only one, who actually automated his subscribers to beat Factorio (in less then 8 hours btw)
@Puschit14 ай бұрын
Trupen did something similar with fellow casters, it was hilarious.
@kittensofdeath49044 ай бұрын
the Rick Astley machine was definitely the highlight of this build.
@DanteTorn4 ай бұрын
I like an April Fools video that's actually entertaining and not just meant to be disappointing.
@Plague_Crow4 ай бұрын
Dawg made a video commentating on other's work and effort, and made it entertaining! Truly, he is the best youtuber!
@XiYen4 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the ultimate form of automation, making other people do it for you.
@comet-fy6pd4 ай бұрын
he feared being a sacrifice to the biters when he shouldve feared being sacrificed to the sun
@AndresAstora4 ай бұрын
This is my favourite KZfaq channel. Please never stop making Factorio videos.
@profgamble70124 ай бұрын
Shockbyte, the absolute mad lads. Do they not know what Dosh could do, if he would do the do?
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle4 ай бұрын
"Preeminent Factorio Idiot" is a prestigious and hard-earned title.
@Hexagonaldonut4 ай бұрын
Now I want to see what kind of insanity would come from siccing the army on Space Exploration. Or Seablock. Or-
@aajjww1214 ай бұрын
They wanted him off the planet so badly that they beat the game to do it
@bigzigtv7064 ай бұрын
How does he do it?
@Garkonar4 ай бұрын
A 9 minute Dosh episode, what is this an episode for ants???
@sailorpunisher4584 ай бұрын
technically if you look at the end 8:37 before the victory screen popped up he zoomed out meaning he did something so he failed :3
@BananaWeeklyNews4 ай бұрын
Can't wait for someone to beat Factorio without a computer.
@bowen92124 ай бұрын
I love this channel 😊 Every video has just a hint of exasperation, and I can't get enough
@exasperation94 ай бұрын
Hi
@casey9634 ай бұрын
This is how sponsorships should be. Non intrusive, relevant to the video and all. Love it.
@oliverbryant14 ай бұрын
Nothing like the joy of sitting down to do some honest hard work… and then you see it… new dosh video….
@III_Freshy_III4 ай бұрын
I love how every Factorio play through has "The Load-Bearing Power Pole"
@matthewcharles98134 ай бұрын
I feel like this was an April fools joke that turned into a legit fun video lol.
@rorobilly14 ай бұрын
If Jesus comes back but he can't move or communicate, this is how I think humanity would react
@he30044 ай бұрын
"Who's making hazard concrete before even chemical science" Someone with that factorio grindset
@XavierTheNeonTiger4 ай бұрын
I'm down for some lighthearted runs like this, especially when the average run feels like 'I spent 235 hours slamming my head into a concrete wall'. Plus the sponsorship, it's kind of a necessary evil, as long as you don't sell your soul to shadow legends or better help you'll be good.
@jokkadread4 ай бұрын
my condolences Dosh.. i hope it all goes well!
@jamesjohanek81244 ай бұрын
Dosh is in a vegetative state and his patrons cart him around to check in on the family while he monologues within the confines of his own mind
@padraigmurphy87104 ай бұрын
I saw the title and fully expected this to be the announcement of a factorio playing bot, bringing the space exploration meme to full circle.
@mantis04274 ай бұрын
"Of course I would have done it faster..." To be honest I believe that😂
@BAGG8BAGG4 ай бұрын
Gives me the idea, a run where you can't use the move keys but have to be belted around the game world.
@Kabluey20114 ай бұрын
I love this content! You do so much for us! Thank you. As a patron, i should should join in, but im happy just to help bring these to life, even though my contributions are minimal
@Themongrelable3 ай бұрын
I gotta say, dosh narrating a public server is probably my favorite vid yet
@Marlow054 ай бұрын
Dosh is on fire with uploading the videos. Thank you Dosh
@TheSinzy4 ай бұрын
That's the longest Rick-roll I've experienced!
@Xannthas4 ай бұрын
"Anyone else lagging?" Sponsorship lost, server revoked, blacklisted from all sponsorships everywhere.
@DoshDoshington4 ай бұрын
One of them had like a 5 ms connection, lmao
@3thanguy74 ай бұрын
only an engineer as brilliant as dosh could pull this off
@squanchy4744 ай бұрын
I thought this would be a run where mods do everything for you, that would be cool too
@Zero_010844 ай бұрын
This... feels like a Spiffing Brit video. In the best way
@gabeteuton4 ай бұрын
i was not expecting this video even after reading the title, even after realizing the length, this is very good. love you vids! Hope you are okay! Sorry for your loss.
@Samurott-td5qw4 ай бұрын
The thumbnails just keep getting better and better
@Freazu134 ай бұрын
2 videos in one month?! blessed april. always love your factorio videos. the other games are great as well. fantastic work. cant wait for more!!