Step 1 Go to nether, find a fortress and get a lot of blaze rods Step 2 Kill lots of endermen to get pearls Step 3 Turn blaze rods to powder and craft with ender pearls to get ender eyes Step 4 Throw eyes of ender and follow path to find stronghold Step 5 Find the portal and fill it with eyes of ender Step 6 Jump in and kill dragon Done

I love how 90% of the comments are about what to do in minecraft, but not applauding Noah's god story

nobody: noah: **watches a 2015 movie in 2013**

"I don't want to be tased in a thorn bush" Noah 2020

How to beat Minecraft for noobs: Step 1: Get obsidian with your diamond pickaxe Step 2: Go to the nether and find a nether fortress (hella rare)and find a blaze spawner inside of it. Step 3: Kill the blazes and get blaze rods and turn them into blaze powder Step 4: Kill endermen (not in nether) and get ender pearls Step 5: Turn them into eyes of ender (about 15 I say) Step 6: throw them and follow them until it goes into the ground ( they might break) Step 7: Dig down and find the stronghold and them find the end portal room and put in the eyes of ender Step 8: Good Luck...

My mans is just walking around breaking random blocks while he explains how he got arrested lol

Moral of the story: do bad stuff the day before your nan’s birthday

I literally died when he started talking about the Nunchucks

Get blaze powder from blazes in nether. In the nether wear gold armor so piglins are happy with you. Trade gold with them to get a chance of getting enderpearls. Craft eyes of ender using the blaze powder and enderpearls and use the enderpearls to locate stronghold and beat the game. Also its recommended to get at least 15 eyes of ender so it won't break a lot. Also you get blaze rods from blazes and craft them into blaze powder. Good Luck Noah :)

Noah: to beat minecraft you first need to go to the nether by making a portal. In the nether you need to find a fortress. In the fortress you need to find a blaze spawner and kill blazes to get blaze rods. Once you have 7 or 8 you have enough. You then need ender pearls which you can get by reading gold with piglins or trading with a cleric villager, or by killing enderman. You then craft 12 to 14 ender eyes with the rods and pearls and throw them to find the stronghold. In the stronghold there is an end portal and you put 12 eyes in it, go in and kill the dragon.

Tldw; Noah got arrested by breaking into mansion de mansion

Hey Noah. Fun fact, if you go into the nether and go to sleep, there’s a very cool Easter egg you get. Maybe try it in the next episode

You need to go to the nether and then kill enough Blazers to get seven or 12 blaze rods and then get 7 to 12 ender pearls and then combined those to get eyes of ender and then throw them till you can get to the end portal defeat the dragon and then go to the second and dimension and get your

Get a diamond picaxe Get obsidian Get flint and steel Make a nether portal Go into the portal and find a nether fortress Kill the blazes for blaze rods Craft eye of Enders Find an end portal Place the eye of Enders in the portal Go In the portal Kill the ender dragon

When you clicked on this you didn’t expect it to be as great as this.

I actually thought that was one of the best stories I’ve ever heard

How to beat minecraft: First, Make a diamond pick then find obsidian, make a nether portal, then find blaze rods, lots and lots of blaze rods, then go back and kill lots of ender men and get ender pearls, then make eyes if ender by combining the ender pearls and blaze rods, then throw the eye of ender and find the end portal, then put the eyes in the slots, take 16 just in case, then kill the ender dragon by destrying the nether stars that heal the ender dragon on the obsidian pillars with arrows or by climing up with ladders , then wait for the dragon to come down and kill him.

Go to the neather get blaze rods,brew potions,make eyes of ender,and the eyes will lead you in the direction to the end portal,after that you put the eyes in the portal then you jump in and kill the ender dragon, then you win

Let’s just give Noah a round of applause for this good story and some sacrifices he had to make

Noah's Logic: Spill sprite on the floor = Most wanted man alive

Noah if you’re worried about the iron golem having cracks, just remember that you can repair it with right clicking on it with iron ingots. 🙂 Edit: I seriously mean it no joke

You need to build a nether portal, go to the nether and search for a nether fortress. It can be quite hard to find. Once at the fortress, you need to kill blazes until you have at least 7 blaze rods. You also need to find a way to accuire ender pearls. You can do this by killing endermen or by trading gold with piglins. You also need to be wearing a piece of gold armour so the piglins dont attack you. You can trade with them by right clicking on them with gold in your hand or by just dropping the gold on the floor. In return they will give you one of a number of items, including blackstone, string, gravel, obsidian, fire resistance potions and nether bricks. Once you have got at least 12 ender pearls, (you will probably need more) combine them with blaze powder (from blaze rods) to make eyes of ender. you can throw these in the overworld by right clicking and then it will point in the direction of the stronghold. You will want to use them sparingly because they have a 1/5 chance of breaking and you will lose them. Once you are over the stronghold, the ender eyes will point downwards and you can dig down. Once you are in the stronghold, find the end portal room and right click on the portal blocks with the ender eyes to activate the portal. There might already be an ender eye in the portal. Once the portal is activated, you can jump through and try to kill the dragon, it might be good to take with you -slow falling potions -at least 4 stacks of blocks - a bow enchanted with infinity or at least a stack of arrows -some beds to blow up and kill the dragon - you might want a carved pumpkin to wear on your head so you dont anger any endermen by looking at them (as there will be lots of these in the end) however, this takes up a lot of your screen and is a quite annoying to wear Ive written an essay on minecraft what is my life anymore

"Go ahead mate take them you can keep them" I don't know why but I died at that part. 😂😂

This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen good story telling and hilarious editing

If you right click iron on “iron man” it heals him.

No one: Noah: remembers how he walked down some stairs 7 yrs ago

Force awakens came out in 2015. This means he’s 18 years old,

14:05 I AM DEAD 💀😂😂😂

No one talking about how Noah’s sleeping with the villager - when’s the wedding

FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER PLEASE TELL US MORE FUNNY STORIES THIS IS WHAT WE WANT

I need more Noah’snoah storys theyre amazing

Correction, if he was 13 this story would have happened in 2015

"Paper nunchucks? I'll be confiscatin' these" "Um, go ahead mate. You can have them. Take them"

you can hold torches in your other hand so you dont need to switch to them every 5 seconds and then just use right click to place them

Noah: explaining the story Noah when he comes up the ladder:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED(outro plays)

3:17 Never seen someone get surprised over vegetables

Can we all stop giving Noah minecraft tips he is a young god at the game

Steps to beat mine craft for Noahsnoah 1 farm wood 2 make crafting table 3 farm stone 4 make stone pickaxe 5 mine coal 6 mine iron 7 make iron weapons 8 find food 9 make a house/base 10 find diamonds 11 make diamond weapons and armor 12 mine obsidian 13 make a nether portal 14 go to the nether 15 kill ender men for ender pearls 16 kill blaze to get blaze rods 17 make eyes of ender 18 find ender fortress or whatever you call it 19 insert eyes of ender into portal 20 kill ender dragon 21 jump into portal When you do that you beat Minecraft

This will be marked down in the Gible as one of the best Noah videos to ever be watched!

This is actually a pretty cool vid format, story time with noah. 👌👌 noice

4:12 when he starts explaining How he got arrested

The same cops that arrested him watching his vids “ wow he became successful”

3:08 “Ah I can’t believe you’ve done this”

You can place brewing stands and those podiums next to villagers to turn them into different villagers, then trade with them for enchantment books and possibly ender pearls

Petition for noah to play among us with his "friends"

“He pissed on the floor” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I couldn’t stop laughing!

Yo Noah do be gold digga doe

1. Pour water over lava and create 14 obsidian (10 for nether portal 4 for enchantment table) 2. Make a nether portal go into the nether with iron armor (not without it u will die) kill blazes and get around 10 blaze rods also if u can get wither skeleton skulls use a looting and smite sword for higher damage and a higher chance to get the skulls 3. Kill enough endermen to get enderpearls (dont use them) turn the blaze rods into blaze powder 4. Use the blaze powder and enderpearls to craft eyes of ender 5. Right click to use them and follow them (some of them might break) 6. Your gonna need to be careful, dig down and as soon as you find stone bricks you need to find the endportal 7. Jump in after putting the eyes of ender jump in fight the ender dragon

Listening to Noah whilst he’s playing minecraft is some calm and smoothing

When he said “he didn’t really do that much” and zoomed into creedays face I died😂 8:53

go to the nether and find the fortress, and get blazers once you find them kill 12 of them for blaze rod and get endermen. Then go to your inventory and go put the ender pearls with the blaze rods and finally throw them and follow them. They might actually break, so get more ender pearls and blaze rod once it stopped you dig down for the stronghold and place all 12 of the ender eyes and good luck for killing the ender dragon Noah!

minecraft tip: Sleep in the nether, it may give you diamonds

Noah: because im building something, ill explain how i got arrested Also noah: runs around aimlessly opening chests and climbing up ladders

Anyone else realize how he just casually playing Mariokart music in the background

The memes in mid talks are just sooo funny 😂

So while I was in 4th grade, NoahsNoah was getting arrested. Cool.

omg its happening everyone stay calm

This made me laugh so much but if I was in that situation I would be so scared

3noah

No one: Me: dancing to the Mario cart music

first get good gear secondly get ender pearls by killing endermen thirdly build a ender portal and find a nether fortress to kill blazes to get balze rods that you can make into blaze powder then combine the blaze powder and the ender pearls (you will need 9 a least) then, gather your gear and get ready. then you have to left click with the ender eyes and follow where they lead you to. eventually they will go under ground and you have to dig down (carefully) and fing the portal room. the rest is up to u lol

4:12 when he starts explaining

THE ANIMATION WAS GOLDEN

Noah always makes the best content🤣🤣🤣

go to the nether and trade with the piglins till you get atleast 12 diamonds then find a nether fortress and get 7 or more blaze rods and then turn your enderpearles into ender eyes and you throw them to find where the sronghold for the end it :)))))))

the force awakens comes in 2015 noah saying he watched it in 2013 me: confused screaming

What great story to listen to while I'm fighting the enderdragon :)

Move forward Move right Open chest(if starter chest) Get materials Get wood Make crafting table Make items and design house Once house is complete mine Get lots of materials At some point get diamond pickaxe Mine obsidian Go to nether Find fortress and a blaze spawner Get blaze rods Go back Use eye of ender to locate the end portal And make sure you have your inventory ready to fight the dragon After that just make your world a better place by building. Good luck and may ur record be clean

I've never clicked on a vid so fast in my life

Step 1: throw everything that’s diamond into lava in front of the horses as a offering Step 2: ask for forgiveness Step 3: jump into lava and you will get automatically win Minecraft Boom that’s it

I've never heard this good of a story

Me and my friends went into an “abandoned” house and I turned out it was a holiday home 😭😂

Mine obsidian with a diamond pick axe, make a nether portal, go to the nether, find a fortress, kill blazes for 8-10 blaze rods, get pearls either through trading with villagers/pigeons or killing them, make eyes of Ender. Throw them and follow them to the stronghold, mine into the stronghold, find portal put eyes in portal, jump in and kill the dragon

Guys i did the math. if he got arrested in 2013 when he was 13, that means Noah is approximately 69 years old. your welcome. P.s thanks for the likes geeeez

Bro the memes and the story make this the fucking funniest shit Eva 😅😂

The best intense thrilling story I have ever heard

Someone should make that a film.

I love how while Noah is telling the story, he keeps going back and forth around his minecraft house

I love how the cop thinks he pissed on the floor even tho it was his sprite😂

0:44 "im dying so i need to eat bread, you know what first im going to BED." foreshadowing his rapping career

Step 1 : use the diamond pickaxe and get obsidian, and create a portal 4 wide and 5 up and use a flint and steel to light it, you will need 10 obsidian step 2 : find a nether fortress and kill blazes, you will need 7-8 blaze rods(which you get from killing them) step 3 : you will need enderpearls (kill endermen) combine enderpearls and dust in CRAFTING menu step 4 : use ender eyes which you crafted and follow the direction until they start going down, do not forget the coordinates. of the stronghold step 5 : find the portal see how many eyes of ender you need gather them and place them in the portal frames and it will activate. step 6 : dont enter unless you have adequate gear and a bow theres obsidian pillars with things u need to shoot to stop ender dragon from healing then shoot it, if it lands you wont be able to shoot it only with a sword do not reccomend as it can fling you in the air and you will likely die just use arrows.

4:13 story starts. Your welcome 👍

Idk y but I laughed so hard when he said ‘I was just gathering my thoughts from flashbanging my self’ 🤣😂

noah is so much better at minecraft when he's not focused on it XD

3:56... your welcome

Technically the house was abandoned. Noah and his mates were just being loud 😂

This mario music is such an absolute fkn vibe

I’ve never laugh so hard in my entire life after that story

How to beat Minecraft: 1. Get good armor; Diamond will work, but you can get Netherite Armor from finding Netherite in the Nether. 2. After you have good armor, you need to find an end portal. Do this by throwing 1 eye of ender at a time in the sky, and it will lead you to it. Ender portals are underground, and you will need to look for it. You will know you are on top of an end portal when you have thrown an eye of ender and it isn't moving. 3. Start digging around. You will most likely find an underground stronghold. Look around for a bit and you will find it. From then, place any missing eye of enders on the block that make up the portal. Once all eye of enders are on, you will be able to go into the portal and fight the ender dragon. Once you have fought the ender dragon, you basically completed Minecraft. DONT FORGET: The way to make Eye of Enders is to have ender pearls and blaze powder. You get ender pearls from killing endermen, those big black things with the purple eyes. To get blaze powder, you first have to find a blaze. These are found in the nether, mostly at nether fortresses. Find a fortress, walk around a bit, and find a blaze spawner. Kill some blazes and you will get blaze rods. You can make blaze powder from the blaze rods. Finally, combine the blaze powder and the ender pearls to make eye of ender which can be used for the portal and to find the portal.

I love how Noah is just walking around while telling this story with hige intensity

“How i got arrested at age 13 so 7 years ago 2013” me: so your 21?

Why is this story so weird and funny

The real reason noah got arrested---" A kid threw his ipad into a river to play fortnite and the kid still awaits the ipad to return' only OG'S will remember

Step 1: go on wiki how Step 2: look what is says Step 3: do what it says And your done.

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

best story teller of 2020

I was dying listening the story XD THE SCOUT GUY WAS CRYING LOL XD

Sleep in the nether to get a new boss it’s called the “nether strider”

Bru these edits were the best ever made in one of Noah’s videos

I love the edits