How Many 8 Year Olds Could we Realistically Beat in Battle?

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5 ай бұрын

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@benchin4063 4 ай бұрын

The mental picture i have of Connor punching, kicking,, and flinging 8 year olds around is hilarious😂

@darkangel7589 4 ай бұрын

OH MY GOD 😭😭

@shravansujith6993 4 ай бұрын

My mental image is the scene from Its always sunny in Philadelphia where a guy beats up bunch of kids. 😂

@VovoWoahwoah 4 ай бұрын

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@hakkanoodle8037 4 ай бұрын

Connor guaranteed has 'Nah, I'd win' syndrome

@basementdwellercosplay 4 ай бұрын

Connor was definitely thinking of preschool kids when he was imagining the fight

@GojosBackHand 4 ай бұрын

Nope.

@dzello 4 ай бұрын

No, he wasn't: this can easily be seen when he accounts for puberty (12:00). In average, 8 years old are 57.0 lb. (25.85 kg) and 50.5" (128.2 cm), so Connor could easily beat a few of them at once. If you've ever worked at an elementary school or summer camp, you know exactly how easy it would be to beat them. They do their best to climb on you and if you're too stiff, you end up clubbing one down to tears by accident. If punches are allowed, it's over: it's just gonna be about how many you can beat before getting exhausted.

@thatoneasianguyineveryspac8450 4 ай бұрын

bros ready to grab them by the leg like what hulk did to loki

@Thomas-yf1ve 4 ай бұрын

i mean, 2nd graders arent that much bigger haha. i think these guys are assuming kids are a lot more coordinated than they are. 2nd graders arent that smart.

@JaxBlade 4 ай бұрын

This really is a funny question cause if the 8 year olds are bloodlusted & rage boosted & theres an endless amount of them its gonna be a big issue. But if it was like you had to beat up a 2nd grade class full of 8 year olds thats like 20 of em, & realistically If you beat up 5, the others will get scared and try to run away & then you can pick em off 1 by 1. See there, its the type of question that makes ya think waaay too deep about it lmao

@erenjinchuriki 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely true

@The_Jzoli 4 ай бұрын

"They are at perfect nut height" -Joey The Anime Man Bizinger

@Luissv72 4 ай бұрын

There is a Family Guy bit where Peter asks "realistically, how many 3rd graders (8-9 y/o) could you beat in a fight?" It's like a 2 minute bit, too.

@cklambo 4 ай бұрын

"Everyone in there was hard as a mf" Something clicked in garnts monkey brain

@akaneryuzaki6457 4 ай бұрын

If it's a flat ground, and there's room, and adult could easily run to the side, and attack from there. The key to fighting multiple opponents is to never get cornered.

@emma_nutella58 4 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure Connor is gonna end up fighting 8 year olds in the future. It seems like something he’d do

@joblessincarnationVG 4 ай бұрын

Finally, the quintessential podcast question

@niccolorichter1488 4 ай бұрын

the real question

@DaiGato420 4 ай бұрын

This is basically a It Always Sunny bit

@Noble-scout 4 ай бұрын

We need to make a game of this idea

@tee_toux8183 4 ай бұрын

That’s the exact content I want to hear from this podcast

@beatgu 4 ай бұрын

Standard 8-year-old, I could probably take four of them. Samoan 8-year-old, I'm fighting for my life against one.

@meteor22 4 ай бұрын

If these 8 year olds are fighting with reckless abandonment and just looking to take you down...I'd imagine its harder than ppl think. Joey and Garnt would tire after the 1st knock out if they even got that far. Connor would probably fair the best but the thing is if they mob you and get you on the ground you're screwed.

@alexzander1142 4 ай бұрын

Bro what!!, how is this a debate?. I can one shot an 8yr old and am 18 tf, well granted am 6'6. Unless your obese, then yh Ur getting folded

@starboyjedi13 4 ай бұрын

Lets think about it though . Do yall think that a kid can tank a punch from a grown man? I feel like anyone can easily take on at least 20 8 year olds at once. I mean how are they even gonna defeat you, much less even hurt you.

@ally4131 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, especially with open space they'd never be able to catch me.

@perritoshido5845 4 ай бұрын

Punching, biting, once you are down because of the weight probably just by them piling up on you while kicking or hitting you

@eureka5701 4 ай бұрын

biting would be the most problem. Don't think 8 year old punches would even phase a lot of grown men

@starboyjedi13 4 ай бұрын

@@perritoshido5845 good point. But I think you could try avoiding that by running around and let them catch up 1 by 1 so that you can take out each kid 1 at a time.

@starboyjedi13 4 ай бұрын

@@eureka5701 yeah. But if they land a punch/kick on your nuts then it's definitely game over as Conner mentioned.😂🤣

@harshdeepsingh4612 4 ай бұрын

If they were to jump me at the same time it might cause me a little trouble But would you lose? Nah I'd win

@williamgregory1848 4 ай бұрын

I ask myself that very question all the time

@naufalnoorizan1763 4 ай бұрын

Easy, dont punch, just kick. I think i can confidently take on 20, 20 strong kicks

@Apropoetic 4 ай бұрын

Connor's attitude toward any challenge: "I'd win."

@SeikiRikodou 4 ай бұрын

Majima's breakdance style would work against these kids XD

@HenryBarlowe 3 ай бұрын

Idk connor... As a Samoan myself our 8 year olds ain't no joke when it comes to physicality

@ivanjefferson6344 4 ай бұрын

"Beat the biggest one" - Knuckle

@dominidurbano8896 4 ай бұрын

The title is wild

@thedominion6643 4 ай бұрын

i have the reach advantage and a windpipe strike is pretty incapacitating. 6yo? dozens. 8yo? they know to go for a nut shot, so maybe 12 at most.

@elimDBZ 4 ай бұрын

Will Ferrell and John c Reilly proved that 2 adult can beat an entire group that are at a playground

@GojosBackHand 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@joshlong8802 4 ай бұрын

Anyone else remember that buzzfeed thing from forever ago that was basically the exact conversation they were having

@JJames666male 3 ай бұрын

According to Joey, the dinaoaurs being alivenin her timeline made things pretty obvious

@thetakitoes 4 ай бұрын

As someone who works in an elementary school, I definitely feel Connor is underestimating 8 year olds.

@nemisisclaymore 4 ай бұрын

They did this kind of bit in Family Guy

@requiemforameme1 4 ай бұрын

Can I use my belt? It’s the natural counter to kids. I’m going full Kurama from YYK mode if so.

@misheelbold5677 4 ай бұрын

This reminds me of sunny in Philadelphia, when they beat up bunch of kids.

@343JustMe 3 ай бұрын

If they go for my balls it's over tho, taking that into account id get at most 3 before taking critical damage

@eyespliced 4 ай бұрын

_NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!_

@carlashtin674 4 ай бұрын

Didn’t Connor dual wield two kids before?

@TheLiddojunior 5 ай бұрын

Chuckie makes me doubt how well an adult can stop a child fighter

@KamiOKoros 4 ай бұрын

Is it only me or the comment date is off

@starboyjedi13 4 ай бұрын

@@KamiOKoros lol i just realised this

@real_mushy14 4 ай бұрын

@@KamiOKorosyeah its wayyyyyyy off

@perritoshido5845 4 ай бұрын

@@KamiOKorosVideo probably released early for members or something

@Th34rti5t 4 ай бұрын

Dude pre comment

@rafaynoman1180 4 ай бұрын

Life imitates art I guess.

@ramen_head69 4 ай бұрын

Let's revise the question, how many kids can you KO if they all jumped in on you wanting to attack your weakness, your balls, in the same time? Lol

@unnamedx2 4 ай бұрын

I think i could take at least 15, there's no way they're as fast as me

@sebastianherrera6514 4 ай бұрын

I think 12

@user-uh4os6sb2f 4 ай бұрын

I think 100 or more

@Fishnchipsyip 4 ай бұрын

Trash Taste Muay Thai special please!

@ThiccBirdBoi 4 ай бұрын

If you usually train and know how to fight, ya, 10 20 kids ez probably, but if u have never fight before or you dont do it often, nah you be out of breathe after 3 kids down if you are lucky, and if they are like muay thai kids who usually like trained from 5, nahh i m be running, they will bait you and side kick your kneecap so hard and you wont be walking for a week, i sparred one 13 yr who competed since 8, little shit hits hard fast and smart, i m out of breathe after 2 rounds. They know you are bigger and they fight hella smart about it

@fardinahmed5978 4 ай бұрын

9:01 😂😂😂😂

@DucVEagle 4 ай бұрын

You have to watch out of nut kicks

@HarrysDogmalaysia 4 ай бұрын

the 8 year old viewer watching this video im in danger meme

@moriarty1620 4 ай бұрын

more than 30 kids I got it

@armaandeepsingh9126 3 ай бұрын

Me thinking i could take on a 100-💀

@makii4772 4 ай бұрын

New special

@layedbackthomas 4 ай бұрын

Connor be over estimating lol. Fighting is very tiring. If you haven’t trained in anything it also will be harder too. I don’t imagine it is just going to be easy one hit knockouts on every single one.

@sunpraiser96 4 ай бұрын

The thumbnail looks like child ludwig 😂

@Official_MikeyT 4 ай бұрын

Now how many Muay Thai 8 year olds could the lads beat in arena combat?

@Axelblaze1022 4 ай бұрын

@jeremymartin7403 4 ай бұрын

I am imagining a anime hunter x hunter or jujutsu Kaisens battle system with a bunch of 8 year olds fighting Connor

@jthegamer360 4 ай бұрын

I think I would be able to take out 5 8 year olds I don’t think I’d have the stamina or strength to keep fighting off more 10:46

@kookurikapooh 4 ай бұрын

I mean… it could be easier if we can pick the server. Just saying

@1wakuralain 4 ай бұрын

If lethal hits are allowed and your answer is under 30 as a grown man you need to hit a gym or become more confident in personal defense. Child bodies are fragile af and their sense of desperation has nothing on that of a cornered human adult.

@steveqi9309 4 ай бұрын

You think you can take 30 8y olds coming at you all at once?

@1wakuralain 4 ай бұрын

It's a kaiju fight against the local military and I'm Godzilla.

@c-lizzle 4 ай бұрын

I asked my boyfriend this whilst he’s on mic with his mates and it’s started a whole discussion 🤣 but he reckons he can take on the whole UK population of 8 year olds 🤣😭😭🤣😭 moneys on the other hand, zero 🤣

@vincentlaw6985 4 ай бұрын

Grant you are right, i trained it and won fights with that Thai style of fighting, without it I would have kissed to bigger opponen.

@omegahyakimaru3093 4 ай бұрын

My Qs to Grant is …really .. first time….

@billk516 4 ай бұрын

This is just a future Mr Beast video

@tajrasyad1596 4 ай бұрын

This has got to be the new "Can 1 billion lions beat 1 of each pokemon?"

@chazzoid2788 4 ай бұрын

Real shste hours, who up?

@GojosBackHand 4 ай бұрын

This is easy. 30 at least for me😂😂😂

@Arassar 4 ай бұрын

Only 11? An adult man could beat infinite 8-year-olds. They can punt an 8-year-old across the room without trying.

@perritoshido5845 4 ай бұрын

Only one on one and probably 20 before they get tired At the same time 10 seems like a high number, the average adult male can probably deal with 7 or 8 of them

@luigitaku1018 4 ай бұрын

Ok now we are just getting delusional

@makii4772 4 ай бұрын

Bro has infinite stamina

@starboyjedi13 4 ай бұрын

Infinite? You can't be serious.

@All-Outta-Bubblegum 4 ай бұрын

You couldn't beat 1 mate