How Many Watermelons are there in Oblivion? Oblivion Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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4 жыл бұрын

Oblivion is the fantastic open world adventure RPG which sets your character on an adventure through the imperial heartlands. But regardless of being one of the best rpg games we will be discovering how many watermelons exist in the game. There have been people who attempted to calculate how much food exists within skyrim. But this is something else. This is learning how many of an infinitely duplicating item can exist in oblivion. The watermelon is famously the strongest food in oblivion with the ability to break the physics engine. Today we are discovering that oblivion is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the Infinite gold and item duplication.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Oblivion watermelon counting challenge!
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Title: How Many Watermelons are there in Oblivion? Oblivion Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
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@german2122 4 жыл бұрын

00:01 omg wtf is going on here

@DhonJoe 4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Every day is a Yorkshire tea day

@mrappu2884 4 жыл бұрын

@@DhonJoe YEP

@chronosschiron 4 жыл бұрын

watermelonicists are gathered onthis video

@davidgaeled4928 4 жыл бұрын

gotta love when its just one of those days you get eaten whole by watermelons

@Fei_PL 4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit You could try put some melon spawns in the air on noclip and then let them fall by turning off noclip ;) melon rain ultimate soution for worlds starvation

@cleanerben9636 4 жыл бұрын

Therapist: Melon man isn't real. He can't hurt you Spiff: Melon man is real and there is no escape!

@TheMuslimMan1337 4 жыл бұрын

No recall or intervention can work in this place!

@richardchristie1293 4 жыл бұрын

I was sleeping when he arrived. Then that melonic voice - I shall never forget - it said "Awaken, and like the video, or you will forever be drowning in, falling through, and grasping at my innumerable melons!"

@acbeaumo 4 жыл бұрын

@Jack Myhre I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

@biggie_tea 4 жыл бұрын

"there is no door, there is only melon"

@Macndcheese 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@doranku 4 жыл бұрын

“Could we just deploy watermellons in the arena?" “Does the game lettuce?“

@SephirothRyu 4 жыл бұрын

MY CABBAGES!

@skyfallrao2095 4 жыл бұрын

That was quite a rad-ish joke

@jugahsoreim7487 4 жыл бұрын

melon man vs keanu reavs and gr8 gramur

@Asttrum1 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@idanchen4934 4 жыл бұрын

nice one 👍

@sloth0708 4 жыл бұрын

7:03 "This game however, if you can see it you can go over there" Well with Morrowind's draw distance you could argue the same thing

@Astraeus.. 3 жыл бұрын

Yes but in Morrowind you really have no choice but to go to the places you can see, otherwise you'd never move more than 5 feet :/

@sloth0708 3 жыл бұрын

@@Astraeus.. oh I know I'm only joking, the draw distance is a harder boss fight than Dagoth Ur

@lXlDarKSuoLlXl 2 жыл бұрын

@@sloth0708 you meant 100 cliff racers xd

@cakeeatingpirate 2 жыл бұрын

@@sloth0708 I forgot how bad the draw distance was, I use the graphics extender purely to fix the resolution and the draw distance was just something they also fixed

@neoqwerty 2 жыл бұрын

@@Astraeus.. Given how slow you move when you start off, it's faster to go to the places you DON'T see (seriously WHY is sidestepping so much faster, is it just me??? did I make my dark elf wrong???)

@alexgowin5585 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff: "Take 'The Lover' sign. It's a free paralyze" Also Spiff: "Oh no, I have to go get a paralyze poison."

@jamclone 4 жыл бұрын

Well, melon man is rather seductive, wouldn't you say? ;)

@Malenrick 3 жыл бұрын

Okay so I wasn't going crazy

@dermathze700 4 жыл бұрын

"Watermelons are native to Africa yet there is evidence of them growing in Egypt." Hmm...

@brandonferguson8570 4 жыл бұрын

I went through the comments til i found this, i knew someone else had to notice, Egypt is 100% in Africa

@JonManProductions 4 жыл бұрын

Clearly someone wasn't blessing the rains enough.

@DhonJoe 4 жыл бұрын

@@JonManProductions Spiff is the rain

@cleanerben9636 4 жыл бұрын

@@DhonJoe we're spiffing the rains down in aaafffrriicccaaaaaaa

@TheSunshrine 4 жыл бұрын

@@vladimirkevin7840 I wasn't aware the Middle East was a continent.

@noobkilerv2 4 жыл бұрын

I feel Spiff is secretly Sheogorath. Just the chaos and madness that follows him and these exploits are things Sheo would *absolutely* do.

@joheyjonsson2825 4 жыл бұрын

No cheese, though

@Asttrum1 4 жыл бұрын

Spiffogorath

@carbonbeaker409 4 жыл бұрын

Johey Jonsson of course, Sheo would switch it up just to drive us mortals mad.

@buffypython 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff would just use the Wabbajack to turn Jarl Balgruf into tea & honestly, I wouldn't even blame him.

@ObligedUniform 4 жыл бұрын

@@buffypython but knowing his random insanity. It would be the letter T rather than tea itself.

@SnootchieBootchies27 4 жыл бұрын

The fact you can do this without a console command is hilarious.

@dickrichards8983 4 жыл бұрын

Arrow/scroll/paintbrush glitches made oblivion what it is. Great

@Some_Idiot_Online 4 жыл бұрын

yeah that game is epic i used to screw around in it for hours with all the glitches

@Ave_humanity676 4 жыл бұрын

to bad skyrim is like the opposite of oblivion. where oblivion focused on story an lett the world be its self. skyrim's story is peiced together with quest that barely work an a good amount of the civil war story line (the main story line) was cut from the game in such a way that we get constantly reminded that the game used to be good but it's also impossible to restore. an last of all only gliches in skyrim always seem to make a quest unbeatable.

@Ave_humanity676 4 жыл бұрын

did I mention that instead of fixing skyrim's MAIN QUEST they instead decided to used the extra ram new consoles provide on more realistic water. DID THEY EVEN REMOVE THE OUTPOSTS OR MAKE THE CAPTAIN OF THEM KILLABLE? NAH.

@Ave_humanity676 4 жыл бұрын

its honestly sad. like if you can even play that game then you need to do more research on game design in genreal an realize supporting that is what makes developers think they can just leave games unfinished.

@thearchitect5405 Жыл бұрын

Tbh, I'm most impressed by the guy who went, counted, and listed every single food item in Oblivion.

@dreadpenguinlord340 4 жыл бұрын

"He is your sleep-demon and you cannot escape him" *one moment later* "You are the one from my dreams" ...Poor Uriel Septim :(

@onedaynoreason2572 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Ryugetsuga 4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it. :P

@megacharizardxgod5298 4 жыл бұрын

he kinda reminded me of the teenage mutant ninja turtles LOL

@jamclone 4 жыл бұрын

@@megacharizardxgod5298 What kind of nightmarish teenage mutant ninja turtles have you watched??

@korbetthein3072 3 жыл бұрын

The old live action ones.

@DhonJoe 4 жыл бұрын

"Do you know the melon man, do you know the melon man that want's to eat your soul?"

@noname-eo1he 4 жыл бұрын

..... funny

@TT-fv5ro 4 жыл бұрын

This is the spiff content I miss back in the ole days

@aaronbasham6554 4 жыл бұрын

Can the melon man come back in a different game? I want to see him use something like this in different games.

@pizzafrog.2468 4 жыл бұрын

Can I have your soul instead

@desther7975 4 жыл бұрын

*wants

@kakashijr193 4 жыл бұрын

"Thank you, Sean Bean." Did a true Brit just skip Sir Patrick's monologue? *politely sets tea cup down.

@martyredwolf7549 3 жыл бұрын

I do enjoy how the assassin, before killing the Emperor, saw a scene of him and a melon man, eyes locked, gazing into each other with smiles ear to ear. The assassin then stood still for a second and looked back and forth at the two in front him in confusion before snapping out of it and finally completing his mission. He will likely never forget what he saw that day, and the guilt of interrupting that romantic moment will haunt the assassin forever.

@NWolfsson 4 жыл бұрын

"There are only 68 Cheese Wheels" Sheogorath: *Sad Sheogorath noises* Also, we were *this* close to greatness.

@greendesigner 4 жыл бұрын

Just dupe em with scrolls

@AnMComm 4 жыл бұрын

You don't understand, Sheogorath stole all the remaining cheese so we keep seeing this precipice maddening us for perfection never will be achieved

@NWolfsson 4 жыл бұрын

@@AnMComm That makes a lot of sense, I will not doubt our Mad Prince again, I promise!

@TechnoMinarchist 4 жыл бұрын

@@AnMComm But in Oblivion we are Sheogorath

@AnMComm 4 жыл бұрын

@@TechnoMinarchist Not all the time. We still have our predecessor who had his fun projects.

@kursedboi9537 4 жыл бұрын

I have the strangest feeling that spiff is one of the stock photos that he uses edit: ps if spiff sees this i just want to say thank you for the inspiration i started streaming after watching you and you really pushed me into doing it after seeing how much fun you have. I love you. Good bye.

@catboygremlin 4 жыл бұрын

He's already dropped a hint that he snuck himself into a stock photo at one point or another. However, if you want a surefire way to see him, the yogscast streams seem to regularly show everyone's faces.

@count_dcinamon 4 жыл бұрын

i know how he looked like but have not seen him in any of the newer vids. dont know if he ever done that in the older one or not

@ambidexter2017 4 жыл бұрын

@@count_dcinamon The plot thickens!

@CrypticRite 4 жыл бұрын

This is a more valuable conspiracy then the flat earth stuff floating around.

@LemuelCarranza 4 жыл бұрын

The guy in the white shirt

@jw-k5663 Жыл бұрын

The nose being directly connected to the brain is what allows him to sniff out melons wherever they be

@FistyMcBeefPunch 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing to duplicate with the scroll glitch was always the dark brotherhood disappearing arrows. The perfect murder...

@Cybetrexs Жыл бұрын

The sithis rose, whatever its called? I didn’t realize it worked outside of the quest its for.

@PhantomSavage 4 жыл бұрын

Melon Man's voice is exactly as terrifying as I imagined it.

@llamaman4339 3 жыл бұрын

Yep sounds like a demon

@zer0ethpl4ce56 2 жыл бұрын

Demelon*

@Ludicollision 4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Stewart: tries to speak Spiff: "Yes yes everyone knows this thankyou Sean Bean!"

@anthonykeen2017 4 жыл бұрын

I found this extremely upsetting

@flufflebut8781 4 жыл бұрын

I think Spiff assumed it was Sean Bean cause the character is promptly murdered.

@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 жыл бұрын

I think Sean Bean is the king guy, uh Septum or whatever. The one that turns into the statue at the end

@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 жыл бұрын

@@iLoveBuckets69 Lol nice name. A trusted source indeed

@Karagianis 4 жыл бұрын

TBH it can be hard connecting Patrick Stewart to a character that isn't bald! :D

@Dreadneight Жыл бұрын

I could watch Spiff make Oblivion characters for literal days on end without ever wanting to stop

@goldenredstone04 4 жыл бұрын

"What have you done Melon Man, what have you done?! You have turned an innocent individual into melons! There is nothing left, only melons. Oh wait, there's a leg." I love this channel

@midas2092 4 жыл бұрын

"How many melons are too many melons?" -Spiffing Brit, not accounting for odd numbers of melons

@hellspawn4083 4 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture MIDAS, it would be funny if that hand was the dislike hand, though being how KZfaq's rules are I doubt that would ever happen.

@deivisony 4 жыл бұрын

@@hellspawn4083 -This was not a happy day for the hell spawn

@veseque 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@benjaminlocks 4 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY MAJESTIC! (Also Sean Bean is Martin - the intro is Patrick Stewart!)

@br4054 4 жыл бұрын

They’re both from those funny little European islands known as the British isles. They’re close enough.

@ltcortez 4 жыл бұрын

*Sir Patrick Stewart

@GuardianNamick 9 ай бұрын

You know what's funny, I actually did this exploit the other day and for some reason was completely surprised when it worked. I also quickly realized that any more than 500 melons being duped at a time would crash the game, however 1000 potions were fine. I also found that filling a room with melons is an amazing way to level your sneak due to the NPC's not being able to see you, due to the melons.

@anthonydelfino6171 2 жыл бұрын

Sheogorath approves of this play strategy.

@jakefrost7404 4 жыл бұрын

*_That isn't Sean Bean, it's Patrick Stewart doing his best Sean Bean impression - _**_0:55_*

@melonman6522 4 жыл бұрын

I got angrier than I should have when he thanked Sean Beane, there was no reason for it, it's not a big deal. I just did.

@Ektalon 4 жыл бұрын

Justin Carson I’m not sure if it was a mistake, or SB taking the piss . . .

@Permaclok 4 жыл бұрын

Sean Bean actually voices Martin Septim, Uriel's last heir

@harbingerdawn 4 жыл бұрын

@@melonman6522 I assumed he was just trolling, there's no way he doesn't know it's Patrick Stewart.

@braeduin 4 жыл бұрын

That's just how good Sir Patrick Stewart is at acting - his Sean Bean was flawless.

@FireDragons42 4 жыл бұрын

"How many melons is too many melons?" The answer is that there are too many melons when the number of melons you have results in their mass being contained within the Schwarzchild radius for the mass of melons that you have. The reason for this is, that at that point you would now have a black hole, entirely formed by melons (which is great) but that makes it so that the melons are no longer melons. So in short, you have too many melons when the number of melons you have makes it so you have no melons anymore.

@HurricaneBlade1 4 жыл бұрын

I like this answer. Very scientific... ... but what if the objective is a Watermelon Black Hole?

@dervadveirzundluni 4 жыл бұрын

Soo there is no amount of melons that are too many?

@dervadveirzundluni 4 жыл бұрын

William Smith melony hole of oblivion

@Markus-zb5zd 4 жыл бұрын

I think the melons are demelonizing way before they become a black hole.

@weare2iq376 4 жыл бұрын

Are you suggesting that the center of a black hole is in fact not made out of melon? I want proof.

@shrouded_bullet8335 Жыл бұрын

The guards stood tall, sentinels of security. Watching over their home. Peace. Until they heard it. They heard HIM. “Hello, everybody…” and then they knew. They were no longer safe. Their wives. Their children. They would all perish, under the tide of melons.

@0_dearghealach_083 2 жыл бұрын

Well, I have never played Oblivion a day in my life, but after watching this, good sir, I wish to play it!

@momby557 4 жыл бұрын

Three words that nobody wants to hear: "Deploy the watermelons"

@ninjacrafter5732 4 жыл бұрын

this needs way more likes

@deivisony 4 жыл бұрын

Water and melons counts as different words right?

@SkyMikasu 3 жыл бұрын

@@deivisony no🤣

@katsu6934 3 жыл бұрын

Deivison Carvalho no it’s a conjunction crap I haven’t done English in a while I think that was the right word

@IcicleFerret 4 жыл бұрын

"Does the game lettuce?" No, but it does watermelon!

@louplatten9213 4 жыл бұрын

Good melony morning

@cdgames69 2 жыл бұрын

I hope that in Elder Scrolls 6, they add randomized NPCs by pressing the random button over and over again in their character creator

@xTGRxREAPER 2 жыл бұрын

Spiff there was also a glitch with the bow and arrow that would let you keep the stats of rings and armors you dropped while having them equipped.

@RiftFishing 4 жыл бұрын

My new Orc Headcanon is that they evolved from melons to fight back against the ever rising Vegan population. All hail melon race.

@calicosiside 4 жыл бұрын

not too far from the warhammer canon where orks are fungi

@Bruh-hq1hx 4 жыл бұрын

@@calicosiside my question is can i eat a growing orc fungus could I get a orc growing in my body like a parasite

@ernestoa.jimenez3206 4 жыл бұрын

Actually I think you are referring to the Bosmer, hehe. One anti-vegetarian race should be enough.

@jakealighieri4117 4 жыл бұрын

Spiffing, i have an idea to Melon Man: Toggle colision off, fly to the sky of the city, spawn 5 packs (or more) of watermelons, go to the floor and toggle colision on. Let's see if the city is capable to resist to a rain of watermelons!

@alexl.8441 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking too! That'd be very epic.

@walnzell9328 4 жыл бұрын

The city might. But his PC cannot.

@leyrua 4 жыл бұрын

Do this with arrows. I've seen a guard shoot *himself* while I was standing on the roof of a building. Then I kicked one of the arrows off of the roof and that shot another guard. So just spawn a bunch of arrows and let the physics engine handle the death from above.

@goolabbolshevish1t651 4 жыл бұрын

@@leyrua did that in skyrim once, spawned a few thousand arrows and pretended it was that scene from 300 where the arrows fall.

@KilledWithStyle 4 жыл бұрын

This video: Oblivion: Leave the arena. Spiff: Well, I can't. I'm breaking the game. Oblivion: Alright, hurry up then leave the arena. Spiff: I can't leave. Oblivion: What do you mean you can't leave? Spiff: I can't find the door. There's only melon. ( 21:36 ) Oblivion: Whaddya mean "there's only melon"? Spiff: It mean there's only melon. Oblivion: Well pick up the melons! Spiff: Alright, you don't have to shout at me (picks up some melons) There's more melons! Oblivion: Whaddya mean "there's more melons"?! Spiff: There's just more melons! Oblivion: Just move the melons out of the way! Spiff: There's still melons! Oblivion: Where are you right now?! Spiff: I'm at melon! Oblivion: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT MELON"!? Spiff: I MEAN I'M AT MELON! Oblivion: WHAT ARENA ARE YOU IN?! Spiff: I'M IN THE ARENA FILLED WITH DUPLICATED MELONS!! Oblivion: WHY ARE YOU DUPLICATING MELONS IN THE ARENA?! Spiff: FUCK YOU!!

@katsu6934 3 жыл бұрын

KilledWithStyle PERFECTION 😂😂😂🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@von1539 4 жыл бұрын

"The watermelon grows in Africa as well as Egypt" Hmmm

@ThatChemistOld 4 жыл бұрын

smh

@jasonscarborough94 4 жыл бұрын

Today we learned Egypt isn't part of Africa. Who knew?

@goolabbolshevish1t651 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonscarborough94 well if you follow the genetic studies that have been done on the pharos they and the upper castes were actually more middle eastern then sub Saharan black. The later ones even more so, they even had a number of European traits because they interacted with Greece and rome. (Namely marrying off people for alliances or having kids with 'concubines' imported from far off.

@letsspecialk1708 4 жыл бұрын

Technically it is part of Africa and Asia. The main portion of Egypt is Africa while the Sinai is part of Asia. But I was equally confused when I heard spiff say that. I’m with you Jason

@BiFurDoggy 4 жыл бұрын

@@goolabbolshevish1t651 this was about geography mate

@BerserkxELF943 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff- "The history of the watermelon in elder scrolls..." Me - grabs tea

@ame6547 4 жыл бұрын

"you can leave the arena now" "I cannot" "...why..." "cause... melons..." "... Why..."

@jackalottadigawff7560 4 жыл бұрын

ITS JUST MELONS

@sharkfilet 4 жыл бұрын

“Is this Mellon hell?” -2020’s quote of the year

@midasfury6165 4 жыл бұрын

21:20 I died inside when this was said

@NullElemental 4 жыл бұрын

well it aint Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness or Millencolin

@enclaveleader1789 2 жыл бұрын

Lettuce feast upon the water melon god

@yesok791 4 жыл бұрын

So who’s gonna tell him he looks like the Chinese knockoff Shrek more than a melon?

@FEARSWTOR 4 жыл бұрын

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!" "Your Craziness, we're out of cheese..." "WHAT?? Well what *DO* we have???" "Watermelons." "THEN OUR DUTY IS CLEAR!!!"

@carbonbeaker409 4 жыл бұрын

Most definitely, Lord Sheo

@elwynn9931 4 жыл бұрын

“I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! Muahahahaha!!!”

@davidthomas5655 4 жыл бұрын

Looking for this one

@DarkChaos751 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that the whole time, why hasn't he used the name Melon Lord?

@rafayali7283 4 жыл бұрын

Perfection.

@Nithor666 4 жыл бұрын

The internet thanks you

@sloth0708 4 жыл бұрын

5:20 In all my years playing Oblivion I have never seen Baurus air-cancel an assassin, holy shit.

@Alizudo 4 жыл бұрын

His corpse landed on top of the stone column, too

@innocyte_ 4 жыл бұрын

My jaw dropped after seeing that

@armandpeanutspinou3430 3 жыл бұрын

Me neither, I thought it was the result of some mod

@Lexandro92 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Spiffing Brit! I've been through some very dark times these last couple of years. I used to drink a lot of tea, I had to go to the bathroom every 2 hours I was drinking so much. But due to stress at work I was cutting my tea sessions shorter and shorter and replaced it with quick and uneventful coffee breaks. After a while I was only drinking tea when I was at home. And than came the dark time, when coffee, the devil's liquid, slowly but surely replaced tea completely. But after watching your videos, I've been starting to drink tea again. And it is lovely. You are an inspiration! Thank You!

@Nonoswaggin21 3 жыл бұрын

me too!!!

@axeldornelles5292 4 жыл бұрын

"Watermelons come from Africa, but were also in Egypt" Buddy, you do know Egypt is in the African continent, don't you?

@richardchristie1293 4 жыл бұрын

Oh dear, here we go again, technicalities my dear boy. In any case, I'm sure they are different colonies, and hardly the greatest of tea producers, so really of very little interest. Though, I should say, props to you Rooibos fellows. A fine cup you have there.

@Schilani 4 жыл бұрын

He uh... is the Brit.

@axeldornelles5292 4 жыл бұрын

@@richardchristie1293 Actually Egypt is pretty fanatical about tea too. The Egyptian people drink tea pretty much all the time... even more so than the brits. In fact, if it wasn't for Egypt the very history of western tea cultures would be very different.

@usern4metak3ns 4 жыл бұрын

@@richardchristie1293 that's the oddest bit of closet racism I've seen in a while. Mmm k...

@AyleidCraft 4 жыл бұрын

@@usern4metak3ns how is that racist ya dunce

@daggeranddoctor 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff in character creation: I’ll just make this monstrosity. Me: That thing can’t breathe.

@SolDizZo 4 жыл бұрын

Children in Fable 1: "You look like a melon!" Children in Oblivion: *Non-Existent* Missed opportunity...

@vaporhtrail4350 4 жыл бұрын

Guard: STOP! You violated the law- *muffled noises* Spiff: *Spawns more watermelons* More... *Spawns even more* MORE!

@Stix69 4 жыл бұрын

4:48 "a rusty apple" yes my favorite fruit

@FroggyMosh 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, you see, the 100 year peeled apple is quite the delicacy among our people.

@afhildlaani8321 4 жыл бұрын

Melon man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land where the melons understand, ooohhh Melon man, the voyage to the corner of the melon is a real trip Melon man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the melon land Soaking up the blood thirst of man in melon land.

@Forgotten_A.I. 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Spiffing Brit, any time I'm having a bad day, all I have to do is watch one of your videos and everything is better.

@Trainedmist39 4 жыл бұрын

"Melon man is real, and you can not get away from him." Five year olds have left the chat.

@tmntleo 4 жыл бұрын

"How many melons is too many melons?" Trick question, there can never be too many melons.

@FireballZora 4 жыл бұрын

don't do this, you're falling for his evil scheme

@Numba1indahood Жыл бұрын

God, I remember when I was younger and learned how to duplicate items. I went south of Imperial City into that body of water, i then proceeded to duplicate bread, successfully making a small island of bread.

@sarttan Жыл бұрын

In case Spif comes back to this game, another spot you can speed up your sneak power leveling is by sneaking around in the jail cell you start in. You can also power level any magic skill by creating a cheap spell that targets self (Ex: Drain stamina to level Destruction.). Finally, it is possible to make a "Bound Equipment" spell item both permanent and equipable by NPC followers by using a repair hammer on it and dropping it.

@Laydralae_Joy 4 жыл бұрын

When the entire universe has been replaced with melons, every star, planet, and speck of dust a melon, with melon people living in melon cities driving melon cars, when there is nothing but green with a red center, then we shall have enough melons... but only barely.

@datzfatz2368 4 жыл бұрын

More Dakka.. i mean Melon.

@charmedrools1 4 жыл бұрын

"we need to create melon man" *flashback to the last unis annus episode* "THIS IS MY MAN AND THIS IS MY MELON! thank you... for your sacrifice... melonman..." NOPE NOPE NOPE

@Zachdeadpool 4 жыл бұрын

I like unus arse

@charmedrools1 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zachdeadpool annus. it's latin for year. one year.

@NWolfsson 4 жыл бұрын

We need a thicc lady to protect us from Melon Man

@yaboijack2064 2 жыл бұрын

How many melons is too many melons? This is a trick question, for there is no limited amount of melons. Melons are infinite. Melons are eternal.

@darthgaber5663 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite videos of yours. I love this game.

@legalpenguin430 4 жыл бұрын

the spriffing brit also known as “you can’t stop me bethesda, your game is already mine”

@dingdongbells3314 4 жыл бұрын

"I can't find them" "What do you mean you can't find them?" "I can't find them, there's only Melons" "What do you mean there's only Melons?" "It means there's only melons" "Then get outta the Melon aisle" ... "There's more melons" "What do you MEAN there's more melons?" "There's just more melons!" "GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!" ... "There's still Melons" "Where ARE you right now!?" "I'm AT MELONS" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT MELONS-" "I'M AT WATERMELONS!" "WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN-" "I'M AT THE WATERMELON STORE!" "WHY ARE YOU BUYING DAEDRIC ARMOR AT THE MELON STORE-" It's almost exactly that conversation, except it's in the Imperial Arena

@pyromasteralex 4 жыл бұрын

Code geass abdridged - soup store If anyone reading this is interested in the reference.

@jackychang9148 4 жыл бұрын

@@pyromasteralex Damn. You beat me to it. Good job.

@Taolan8472 4 жыл бұрын

Pruld's parody of this in dark souls is probably my favorite version of it.

@anubis63000jd 4 жыл бұрын

Can't he just use the "Lovers" paralyze spell... Thought that was where the whole "It's the best" bit was going.

@petrifiedsuezo4202 Жыл бұрын

I love how this was the video that introduced me to spiff I also can't believe that I've been watching for two years

@FlameDarkfire 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s watermelon punishment time.” That and the smiling man in the blue shirt was absolutely terrifying.

@Dylanquinn666 4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: Todd Howard's house is just packed to the ceiling with melons.

@williamvonbaskerville8275 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's actually packed with all the flawless versions of Bethesda games he's hiding from the public... And mirrors for his inflated ego ;)

@ECxTheMaster 4 жыл бұрын

@@williamvonbaskerville8275 plot twist! its another skyrim release XD

@cpt-cheese3489 4 жыл бұрын

William von Baskerville his ego isn’t inflated that man is great

@greenkoopa 4 жыл бұрын

@@ECxTheMaster coming soon to the Sega 32x!

@springtrapnibba 4 жыл бұрын

@@cpt-cheese3489 I've actually never seen Todd act better than anyone imo he's pretty humble

@aw1ldbran1mal59 4 жыл бұрын

My greatest achievement in this game was wiping out every guard I found, everywhere, and collecting their area specific armors and shields. And those wonderful pieces couldnt just be stashed away in a container, so I dropped every single one in the basement of skingrad house. Keep in mind, this is on a 360. When I entered the door, the frame rate dropped to 1 every few seconds. Seriously, you push forward and after a few moments, you're halfway down the stairs. Attempt to turn your view, a few seconds later the screen is overloaded with shiny metal and a rainbow of hold colors. Walk around in super slow-mo amongst the pile, the sounds of all the equipment you walked through happen all at once when the frame refreshes, like a car wreck occurring in your very own basement. The armor appears to be flying around to give some visuals to the accident.

@txrwauy 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks again Spiff - your world breaking madness always makes me laugh . Tea for the Tea god!

@michaelszilagyi4529 4 жыл бұрын

Toph: "I am melon lord! Muwahahaha!" Spiff: "you dare challenge me"

@joannaatkins822 4 жыл бұрын

It's Melon Man, he's here to haunt yours, and Uriel Septims, dreams

@rushjoe 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite episode thus far! kudos.

@rodstench 4 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite spiff videos - a fine job

@user-dx8nj7qj2g 4 жыл бұрын

5:20 wait, wait why does the "lover" get a spell to paralyze people? that sounds rather illegal

@iancasleton1777 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I never realized that.... but I guess it's also based on the saying "I'm a lover not a fighter"

@PlebCentre 4 жыл бұрын

3:10 "there are eyes inside his head" *By the gods Laurence fear it,* *Fear the Old Blood*

@lordcommissar7813 4 жыл бұрын

Beast all over the shop... You'll be one of them... Sooner or later

@PlebCentre 4 жыл бұрын

@@lordcommissar7813 what are you doing? *A H O O N T A M U S T H O O N T* *emerges from fetus*

@elischwarzkopf9836 4 жыл бұрын

That was the absolute best video you have ever made! I have been drinking tea for a long time, and I can tell you, you've earned another cup of YorkShire Tea!

@minuteman360 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff, your play-throughs are absolute nightmare fuel 0.0

@MaGNaCET33 4 жыл бұрын

YES! Another Elderscrolls video! Let me get my tea ready

@DhonJoe 4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit wombo combo!

@calebbertin4683 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes it better be Yorkshire tea gold

@tris4448 4 жыл бұрын

"It's splitting... Just like the atom" LOL

@kaleb5872 3 жыл бұрын

Your character creation bits are keeping me alive. 😂😂

@leester8687 4 жыл бұрын

Bro I fell asleep while watching this and had a nightmare about melons

@michelemann671 3 жыл бұрын

Too many melons is not enough MELONS!!!

@roberthalstead5545 4 жыл бұрын

I swear, between Tod Howard's character creator and Spiff's hand, they need to collaborate with the SCP Foundation to create new horrifying monsters to haunt humanity's nightmares. Another great vid though Spiff, as always.

@SeedlingNL 4 жыл бұрын

You mean, like SCP-3521?

@spooknuggets 4 жыл бұрын

SCP-M3L0N

@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr 4 жыл бұрын

Is nothing sacred? Spiff: Tea and the Queen. Everything else is free game.

@terrywoods6533 Жыл бұрын

I know this video has been out awhile now but your the first person ive seen whos made a video on this exploit i discovered this years ago by accident while playing one day 😂

@ArtisChronicles 4 жыл бұрын

This is the one video that has had me rolling with laughter. My gosh spiff, that absolute abom... Abominably beautiful man is a very similar creation to the stuff my friends and I would create in wwe games. Good times, all very good times.

@gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 жыл бұрын

For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

@TheTruepanther 4 жыл бұрын

Haha, just playing the game normally is unbalanced.

@Nimbus3690 4 жыл бұрын

this is the most insane goofballery I've ever witnessed. This is like when a kid reenacts ridiculous scenarios from tv with his action figures. But the commitment here is too devout for words.

@AnonymoStranger 4 жыл бұрын

This is fantastic, me & my friend in high school used to drop thousands of watermelons off the top of Frostcraig spire & ride the wave down the mountain unscathed

@killwind 4 жыл бұрын

Wonderful, new watermelon stock images for the collection.

@QuintonMurdock 4 жыл бұрын

Never in my life did I think I would watch a video on MELON LAUNDERING

@eduardojuste 4 жыл бұрын

Q: How Many Watermelons are there in Oblivion? A: Yes.

@veseque 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@FroggyMosh 4 жыл бұрын

Oblivion: *Dunk

@lazycalf8150 4 жыл бұрын

"Lovely stuff, i do love going to jail," -The Spiffing Brit, 2020.

@thatbroman6409 4 жыл бұрын

Very enjoyable , thanks as always!

@peterzerfass4609 4 жыл бұрын

The moment when you're actually sorry for the physics engine.

@goolabbolshevish1t651 4 жыл бұрын

Until you remember reading posts on the nexus where mod authors describe it as the most lazy crap ever thrown together by a bunch of chimpanzees with duck tape and then remember working on it yourself too.

@TheStargov 4 жыл бұрын

@@goolabbolshevish1t651 Sums up Bethesda nicely.

@BennyLlama 4 жыл бұрын

I accidentally spawned enough shields in my market district that I literally broke it. My Xbox could never load it again.

@Fire-Manz 4 жыл бұрын

Xbox; help me! ....

@TuffMelon 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, the engine + the 360s old hardware definitely didn't like spawning too much stuff at once. Especially since it all collides with itself immediately after being spawned.

@itzshankr1514 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I know this feeling. I duplicated over 2000 scrolls before. My xbox handled it but it took ages to pick all of them up because of the lag.

@stufhnimeanstuff1702 4 жыл бұрын

@@TuffMelon wow intelligence

@BobcatSchneidermann 4 жыл бұрын

This may be my favourite Spiff video (Spiffeo?) to date.

@lost4evergirl1 4 жыл бұрын

I've been addicted to Yorkshire Tea for the past 4 months because of you. Thanks for that.

@weastie87 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my, am I early to a Spiff video? *sips yorkshire gold*

@cherrycoyote55 4 жыл бұрын

Nope, it just started! *Sips yorkshire platinum*

@calebbertin4683 4 жыл бұрын

Sips Yorkshire tea gold with malicious intent

@rjgraylight 4 жыл бұрын

(Sung to the tune of Muffin Man) Do you know the Melon man? The Melon man? The Melon man. Do you know the Melon man who lives on Dorian Lane? Yes I know the Melon man. The Melon man? The Melon man. Yes I know the Melon man who lives on Dorian Lane. Let's all go to the Melon man! The Melon man? The Melon man! Let's all go to the Melon man who lives on Dorian Lane! (Otherwise, he'll come haunt our dreams, and devour our souls as we slowly but surely get transformed into melons!) Come on! Let's go! Let's all go to the Melon man! The Melon man! The Melon man! Let's all go to the Melon man to save our souls from the Meloning! ;)

@thelightcat777 4 жыл бұрын

Yes we all must go

@rickfordmorningstar130 4 жыл бұрын

Glorious! Well done.