I'll make my own bricks video if you don't make your’s

Bricks

Bricks please

^-^

You already did the Nicaragua/Costa Rica conflict in the neighborhoods video.

Yes, we just wanted to look at your beatiful borders. "But why did you make a secret contract thing with Russia?" Just a "coincidence". "Sure? They are "coincidentally" waiting/admiring at the east side of Poland?" Oh, I didn't knew that. *cough* good *cough* (If a Polish guy/girl reads this, have a nice day! And let's all together hate the things that they did. Please have a wonderful day. :D xd Oh and let's make fun of Germany because they've managed to build a airport for over 10 years, we are truly stupid. Even we think that it sounds like the worst joke ever. Lol)

@@dragonrider4279 *gets blitzkrieged*

"Yeah that Munich Agreement was kinda accidental so..."

XDD

Russia: Ikr! Ukraine: 💢😃💢

Which voivodeship are you from? In Pomerania, we've found out that sacrificing a lamb and placing it's innards in the doorway satisfies the Po-beast urges for turning babies into the sun mischief.

Yup, Po is in my city every month

@@Lycz I've heard that in Western-Pomerania they do the same thing except for the heart, they throw it at the western wall of their kitchens

@@knifetheknife Can not confirm. We live in PIS with PO in Western-Pomerania.

better watch out, New York Times or Deutsche Welle might get on this topic and demand sanctions

Poland has about 10k or more

@@fr0y505 ~11k

I've checked that, about 11k catholic, many more in other denominations

11k

as a polish i can confirm that poland wants more churhces

...Have a great day (i needed to end this as you maid a mistake)

Czechs probably didn't cared for church, since most Czechs are atheists.

poland: CHURCh czechia: sure grandma let's get you to bed

@@exaid0556 Czechs aren’t atheists at least most of them are just non believers bt if they were atheists they wouldn’t believe in anything but most of us believe in something supernatural or unnatural but not in the catholic God. So yes we are known as the most atheistic country but it’s not 100% true.

@@cisarvitiate6142 your guys believe in sprits and demons

W zasadzie to nie do końca, ochrzczonych ludzi jest chyba 92%, w dodatku nie licząc tych kt{rzy oficjalnie wyszli z ko#cioła, przerzucili się na inny odłam, są ateistami, agnistykami, rodzimowiercami, buddystami, taoistami itd. Bo praktykujących katolików jest tylko 39% i uważam że ustalanie czy ktoś jest katolikiem za pomocą tego czy został ochrzczony jest głupie

ss s huh

@@c.g.5580 You know what i said?

@@beasnoil3139 Pochopil jsem myšlenku

@@beasnoil3139 did you think the traduction I will make in google once I get to my computer will be accurate?

yo stop it man, not cool for czechs

As if the Czechs are not religious as well I mean for goodness sake not only did they invent there own religion but also fight off many countries to defend there religion No joke look up the hussite wars

Y'all i think this was a j o k e

Sounds like a crusade for the holy land to me 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@@Newbmann they aren't religious anymore though, around 70% of Czechia's population is atheist

Cap

I’m 69

Swede here. What an odd way to make history lmao

You Know at some Point you'd think he'd figure Out where the Border lies

He should pee on the border so he can recognize the smell of how close he is to the border

Oh wait I remember this stupid action. Also polish soldiers ware buissy with doing like camp fire xD

Me reading the title: you did what?!

@@I_do_go_down r/boneappletea

Ja tez

Yes, remember 1939? you did invade the czech republic.

Lmao

Thought the same I mean 1 time ok but 5 times

Well, it's (probably) the first *accidental* time. At least since the Warsaw Pact fell apart. Who knows what happened back then. And let's not talk about 1930s.

Actually we were invaded by poland several times mostly when building nation and before munich

@@MoraFermi they had a dispute about a border town I think in 1919 so yeah they did fight

Lol

I think he did....Poland....was press here to start WW2

@@christianaquilina5434 He did, Part of it in 1938, the rest in early 1939. See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Czechoslovakia . Ti just did not start a world war unlike his later invasion of Poland. Other nations just got angry, issued some sanctions angaint Germany, but did not go to war.

@@svenoliverschafer7917 I meant without nations getting mad

@@kamiilmroz7428 MAN english😡

They didn't notice invasion for two weeks. Churches are in use at least once a week, so...

Underrated comment

*Czechia

@@martinnovak2053 My mistake. Sorry ; ) I'm just used to the *Czech Republic

@Harcacov Czechoslovakia

oh man thats low i think Poland is ~90-something % catholic

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!

@@zeux6634 yeah, the number is probably off but yeah Poland is VERY catholic

@@thethirdsicily4802 i know it from a kahoot quiz so ur propobly right lol

@@zeux6634 oh no I meant the atheist Czech number, you're probably right for poland

Nah. The most Polish thing to do would be to have the Winged Hussars invade a neighboring country just for a single church

@@howardbaxter2514 unexpectedly.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Czechs: Doing their stuff on their side Poles: Hippity Hoppity that church belongs to us

*and stealing food from fridges to make bigos

It would be wierd for them to be the only one left to attend the church as (maybe) the polish house residents also went there.

Actually video is a bit wrong, it wasn't that church, it was all about chapel which stands about 500m away, next to bridge upon the river, which is a border.

@@zaerikk9761 Noone'd thought that Czechs have 2 sacral buildings in one village, that is how it happened

One has to wonder if any Czechs there had 1968 flashbacks (when the Soviet Union and most of the Warsaw Pact mass invaded them and did regime change).

The oldest mention of this village is from 1317. Before 1742, the whole village belonged to the Silesian Duchy of Krnov. In 1742, as part of the Wars of the Austrian Succession, the Habsburg dynasty lost most of Silesia. Since 1742, the village was divided into two parts: the Silesian belonged to Prussia and the Moravian to Austria. However, the border here was very complicated, there were several small enclaves and exclaves. After World War II, the original German population was displaced from both sides of the border. And the border was also simplified so that it ran along the axis of the stream. First, since 1946 the village was settled by new residents from Slovakia and Volhynian Czechs. Subsequently, in 1948, the communist leadership decided to establish a 300m border zone, and the village on the Czechoslovak side was displaced and demolished in 1949-1950. Only the church, the chapel and the two houses (now with numbers 113 a 114) remained. In August 1951, the municipality was formally abolished and joined to the municipality of Slezské Rudoltice. In the late 1950s, some small corrections of the state border were made.

rape joke

That was an invasion test.

That was a personal attack

@@starleigh6680 not all unplanned pregnancies are the result of rape

@@LittleApple256 not all unplanned rapes end with pregnancies

If you write "did", you can't write in past after that. So it should be: "Hey did you just invade us?"

@@idontgetjokes8093 Polaków to zawsze tylko obchodzi gramatyka a nie co jest napisane.

Understandable, have a nice day

Poland: Wait! Actually, we did

@@siliconsulfide8 xd

yep

“CHURCHES FOR THE CHURCH GOD! HOLY THINGS FOR THE HOLINESS THRONE!” -Mieszko the first’s ghost probably

why u invade us :(

@@1david1r47 I don't know, it sometimes happen... I can't controll it ;(

before they realize it's hussite church :-D

Love how czech mig whas shot down when it passed the polish border back when we were both allied communist countries :D

Oop, your comment didn't age well

@@cobaltchromee7533 agree

I hope you know that's the joke

@Nelson Mandela your profile picture...........lol

Nelson Mandela jokes on your profile picture, I have dark mode on

" Yes Accident... "

gotton da T shirt

Seems they need to demarcate there borders better. More signs are needed. And a small cyclone fence would be nice.

@@ab9840 NO! That's the entire beauty of the EU. I can go to the mountains and just casually start climbing in one country, just to reach a peak in a neighboring one. It's like fencing individual US states!

@@wojciechmuras553 - One thing is for sure, you cannot do that on border of the island of Hispaniola which is shared by two nations. Look what happened nine years ago. Those on the far side started throwing rocks over the fence which cuts the international bridge in half. So the border troops moved back across there half of the bridge. In response to the rock throwing, local civilians started throwing rocks back and agitating the troops to attack and retake there half of the bridge. This is what happened - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/greCgrOA0pyZZ4U.html&has_verified=1

@@ab9840 That's crazy, however neither Haiti nor Dominican Republic are part of the EU. Border disputes just happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@ab9840 Absolutely not. The gradual disappearance of centuries-old arbitrarily defined borders is one of my favorite things about the EU.

Time to reunite western Slavs boys, everyone by diplomacy, even Sorbs from Germany

UwU

@@abcdefabcdef7604 OwO

OwO

Przepraszamy za to co polskie służby zrobiły

You are not alone

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Same long username

Based

“Aw c’mon I made a country again!”

Let me guess, you Czech-ed it again & realised the mistake?

John Chessant And on the Switzerland-Liechtenstein relations page, you can learn about the five times that Switzerland accidentally invaded or attacked Liechtenstein, and how chill both sides were afterwards.

@@shayne-1880 wait fr? hahahg

That fact was fun. Thank you.

Non-notable They literally have an article about toilet paper orientation, sexually active popes and god knows what else 🗿

In the Czech Wikipedia, it became a subsection of the article about the Chapel of Saint Anne in Pelhřimovy, which is more appropriate.

Yes 🤣

@@Campeon99 Master accident shall guide you through life

I need a source for this

oh thank god, somebody noticed it. why won’t he shut up?!

Yeah it got a little annoying, especially when he kinda set it up to sound like an actual fact but then it’s just some bullshit.

Pfff idd

Hmm better double Czech

Maybe he needed to stretch out the runtime?

Missed a great opportunity to use punish in there somewhere

@@Cenker23 You deserve gulag at this point

*yes officer, this comment right here*

You mean the punitentiary!

Wow so many likes :O (699)

I saw a meme about this recently but I was like: 'we invaded some Czech church? No way'

Thanks 🇨🇿🇵🇱

Thank you! 🇨🇿 But try not to invade us next time, if you do, we might try to ivade you with all of our 12 supersonic jets! Oh god we have such a bad military Have you heard of the pandur (apc) which crashed into a skoda felicia (personal car). The pandur broke. That is not a joke, that really happened.

@@escet1115 no i won't give u my Kofola

@@escet1115 i will give you 100 2l bottles of kofola for a leopard

@@escet1115 oh cool, when will i get the shipment? Are you shipping it via post? I would love to also get the t72, i dont know how you package a tank, i believe thats on you

🇨🇿🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

By all means, please. We'd be so much better off.

That's the thumbnail

D

"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway

If you want to learn more you should see the Qxir video.

Way way more and actually all other neighbors too

Lol liechtenstein basically is switzerland😂😂😂

they even fired a missile in to Liechtenstein. One tree was damaged. the biggest joke is that Liechtenstein only knew of it do to Switzerland apologising for it.

@@sirBrouwer that poor tree ;-;

If you would have said that 90 years ago people would be like: Almost every nation: *write that down, write that down* And Germany would be like, yes we are gonna do that after 1942/3 when Stalingrad happend. But as I German I can that is is one of the most stupid ways of wasting humans, seriously all these people could have live with a family and enjoy their live. Also: How can these 2 nations say: ok I'm sorry. And stop fighting, why does Isreal uselessly have to fight with the other guy? I think that enough people died in 1930s and 1940s, please don't continue the murder. :(

The police would kind of serve as soldiers in case of an invasion

Costa rica has a mutual defence agreement with the us (and many other American countries) under the rio pact

Where are the others

Czechmate

"Bro chill it's just a prank bro don't worry"

No, it wasn't an accident, it was a show of power. He was trying to get reeelected and I guess it worked. But because he backed off so quickly, he won only by 2,03%.

@@grzegorzha. co ty pierdolisz? PSL jeszcze nie urochomilo zmeste koniczyny

@@blank4844 nie rozumiem połowy tego komentarza. A co do pierwszej części, mój komentarz był żartem.

@@grzegorzha. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bdViopOr1-ColIU.html

but God would be on our side ☝️

We can give you one of our pubs in exchange for this church

@@mcbekon9019 deal

This comment and replies are hilarious haha

This comment deserves love reaction

Times changed xd

I mean, both are in the EU, it's not like they are allies with literally open borders or something lmao

Understandable, have a great day...

Poland and czechia are just good homies

@@ruefysh9576 *Czechia

Hmm... maybe if all of those happened, that they might not be on accident? Hmmmmmmm... *villager* kappa

Ja też.

Slavic

Já též, ale akorát v češtině.

That's actually not true.

I read this comment the exact same time he said this XD

Well it's kinda hard to defend your border when you just survived an earthquake and suddenly four great powers are rushing you. Also the borders are flat plain

I'm from Poland and for me it was pretty funny xD

Before you say something get some knowlegde Bro did you ever hear about polish - sowiet war in 1919? Check it and Tell Me what you think about it.

Twój nick... jeb*em na plecy xd

@@jakubw.2779 Ale ma nick ginę ze śmiechu XD

For any confused non-Polish speakers, the guy's nick is "Illegal Tram Racing".

Im czech. Never Heard of that

@@mariebartuskova7318 Im polish also never heard of it haha but love Czech Republik very much🤩

You eat wine 🤢🤢🤢

@@akileshNY drink

Poland have 11k Catholic churches + some of other religions

@@zaxh0 oh okay. That's a lot. Świetnie bardzo

I wonder why he didn't just compare it to traveling between individual US states... Because basically the experience is the same.

And an inaccurate one at that. One of the lands shown is technically in a separate park with a separate admission fee to the main Disneyland area.

@@QwertyuiopThePie That shall be Brexit then.

@@SecretsofHell it's coincidentally also the shittiest park.

@@hedgehog3180 so more Brexit vibes? Jk, Britain is fine xD

Oops! They did it again

nah, it's just the normal now

Force of habit

Germany did that in 1939

Let’s hope not 😬

GOOD THING I CZECH

As I German I can confirm that it's sometimes hard to remember which republic is at which place. Do people really say "point of the compass" when we say "Himmelsrichtungen"? Is that a real thing?

Zaid Habash And they accidentally attacked it twice. The first time, they accidentally shelled the Liechtensteiner Ski Resort-town of Malbun, but luckily only some chairs at an outdoor restaurant were damaged. The second time, some Swiss rockets landed in a protected forest in Liechtenstein, and caused a small forest fire, but Switzerland gladly paid Liechtenstein for the damage. For more info, go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein-Switzerland_relations

@@shayne-1880 Liechtenstein's greatest ally is Switzerland so they just brush it off.

It's always so wholesome when they resolve it.

Learn the history of the region. Poland had dispute about small territory with natural resources . Its begin few years earlier when Czehs armedly took part of the Polish territory when entire Polish army fought with the Bolsheviks. These areas were inhabited mainly by Poles. It was not an accident Poland took territories inhabited by Poles or the Germans would take all of them. Poles tried diplomatic efforts with both Germany and the Czech Republic and they don't have much in common with Hitler's imperial plans because it wasnt in Poland's interests too strong imperial germany.

@@MRBOLEK-pr8br ?

...Pelhřimov?

Just say Pilgrims

that was so painful to hear jesus

like it's not even that hard, peel grzy moov

Pjelgžymuv.

I’m Polish and I love Czechs. Been in Czech Republic twice. Lovely people. But on the internet and media, it seems that Czechs don’t like Poles, why’s that?

@@kacperkordus9923 I can speak for myself but its because we are pessimistic around everyone, even ourselves

I'm Polish and I didn't know about this 😂😂

same

Bruh, news went insane about this

It was very sneaky invasion - level Old Shatterhand :-))

Even though I live near Poland (I'm also czech) I didn't know about it.

I wouldnt cough in any language during this time unless u wanna get taken to a rat lab

How do you cough in a language that doesn't exist?

I'm from Poland but that made me laugh xd

Język czeski jest pomidorek

@@ZdzichuWiertara96 a polski to keczup

už zase

i agree because i have no idea what you said because it looks like gibberish

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest KZfaqr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear jack

@@AxxLAfriku ugh... *Unzips dislike button*

how do you mean reverse

The thumbnail?

Uconic Ino reverse card moment

Every polish person when they see a church

"Hey! Who's the idiot who forgot to program the GPS units again?"

Oh no, it's not like what happened in Germany when sat nav became a thing? Apparently a lot of German men kept getting lost because they wouldn't take directions from the female voice...

Yeah. "accidentally".

@@y_fam_goeglyd as far as I know no, it really was just an accidental wrong turn but idk im not gonna look it up cause fact-checking is for losers

@@LemonToGo this dude here isn't making a ww2 joke he is referencing a real that that happened

Silesian villagers do... I'm trying to figure out if this town is in Silesia

@@Redrally yep it is ;)

Miloš Hrůza probably why Poland accidentally invaded, Silesia has been annexed by Poland before

@@LividSky Actualy, most of Silesia is inside Poland. So both Czechs and the Polish annexed Silesia at some point in history.

Bullshit, we, as proud Satanists, seek any remaining churches that we can than burn

have a nice shabbat soon

Wait what

Jack Ferfag Once part of a bay was claimed mostly by Russia, but one part was International Waters, so Russia had no control, then Poland and a few other countries overfished a lot in that area.

@@jackferfag9862 basically, countries borders extend from the coast into the water creating an exclusive economic zone as far as 200 nautical miles. However due to this rule, at the Sea of Okhotsk, surrounded by Russia, was a hole (called the Peanut Hole) of international waters. Quoting the Yelena Matveyeva (1993): "[T]hirty-nine Polish supertrawlers burst into the central part of the Sea of Okhotsk... followed by nine large South Korean trawlers and almost the entire Chinese fishing fleet. Somewhat later, fishing ships from Japan, Panama, Bulgaria and Ukraine appeared. A wild revelry began... Reluctant to observe elementary international fishing regulations, foreign fishermen set to clearing out the wealth of the northern sea."

@@k3t9q Thanks

@@KapitanWasTaken thanks a lot for such a profound answer

They did take part of Czechoslovakia when Germany invaded it.

It's the Prussian Curse I tell ye, take or have a single clay in the prussian region and any nation will inevitably invade a slavic state at some point. Germany Russia Poland Lithuania All these countries have territories somepoint in their existence and all of which invaded slavic territories at some point in their history.

@@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 It's probably because of Masurian lakes of former Prussia. People consider them as a good idea for vacation, beaches and water are nice, landscapes breathtaking, but being eaten alive by mosquitoes there, you look with a jealous on foreign territories LOL

@@Pandzikizlasu80 😂😂😂😂

@@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 Yaaaaaa I agree!!!!!!

Dude! One missile "accidentally" lands into Afghanistan and everyone loses their minds On a serious not, my country is a idiotic madhouse

and for what? israel?

@@quantum1311 For oi... I mean freedom

The Cold war was about Americans and Russians accidentaly invaded countryes

Israli-palestinian conflit solution: 404 solution not found

You say that, yet the top Israel-Palestine comment here is basically: "They can both have Ohio." "Nah, give it to Palestine." "Nah, give it to Israel." "Ohioan Israel and Wyomese Palestine." "Yes."

Whoops , just ivaded Slovakia :D

and it wasn't an accident by any means! Pura vida 😊

the trick is that Costa-Rica having no army, the risk of escalation is quite limited.

Why are they doing that ?

Accidental invation my ass

Also took a long legal dispute to get settled. Sigh. Pura Vida!

That ony means you don't know history of Poland in X-XVI century

Yep Jakester you know nothing about Europe or Poland history... did you not hear anything about Polish Winged Hussars? "am i joke to you?" We even conquered and owned Russia once in 1612. try to beat that! our history is far longer and far greater then you think... For example read this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino our history begins from 966 there is a lot of things that you don't know but in old times we used to be almost invincible

Chłopy się burzą o to że wstawiłem satyryczny komentarz na temat żartu Sam’a o tym jak bardzo Polska dostała po dupie w 90% wojen w których uczestniczyła. No dobra, lmao.

@@CommentCritic ohh teraz rozumiem... Mentalność Polaka-Cebulaka. Sorry to zmienia postać rzeczy. 90% ? patrzysz przez pryzmat 2 wojny światowej czy jak ? jakoś matematycznie mi to tu nie wychodzi. pl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konflikty_zbrojne_w_historii_Polski a z statystyk to też te 90% tu w ogóle nie pasuje... Wiem co to znaczy satyryczny żart ale niech będzie przynajmniej w połowie prawdziwy inaczej to tylko opluwanie Polski a nie żart a tego nie toleruję. Ciesz się że nie bedę nigdy prezydentem bo gdybym nim był to polował bym na takie osoby jak ty i odrazu bym im zabierał obywatelstwo Polskie bo jak widać nie każdy na nie zasługuje.

half as interesting where the jokes sometimes include his other videos...

Didn't work*

@@marcin959 thx

"... only happy mistakes." - Rob Boss

When you crashed into someone's car

but stalin don't believe it so he started getting the water canon and basically blast him to kingdom come.

ahah i got offended when he said pielgrzymów wrong

4:10 Touchy topic dancing

"You're going to the shadow president election, Poland"

- Germany

Then the Country will be a british colony again...

@@command_unit7792 This is a solution to many problems. Everyone we'll be equally subjugated. Make the world British again!

nah won't work. probably the oldest person in Israel wasn't born in Israel

That's a really amusing idea. Kudos

The borders will be horrendous...

Cumface 🌫 👽

Hahahaha you so funny, morron

actually it was real, they actually said, that troops had been lost

Dun dun DUN

@@ericolens3 USSR? Gheroghe bring the sling

Ukraine is the new Gulag