How promotion packages get sent up in the military 😂💯

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5 ай бұрын

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@qwambe1622 5 ай бұрын

Bruh I’m weak af, this fool said, he rented the whole building, he owned it! He own a part of Walmart right? 😂🤣🤣

@markbrennan1393 5 ай бұрын

Got told by my flight chief that I needed to submit a package for BTZ. I told him I didn't want to waste my time doing that because back office already had picked out who they wanted to give the stripe to. I also said that I didn't want to waste my time because I would make E4 regardless a few months down the road anyway. A few other A1C's on flight overheard what I told the flight chief and said the same thing. Didn't want to put together a package for something they knew that they weren't going to get. Flight chief took what we said to back office and they told him to go back and make us participate because the only person who had applied for BTZ was an A1C from back office. He made us all submit packets and the A1C from back office got the stripe.

@robertkurschat9808 5 ай бұрын

Sounds about right 😢

@markbrennan1393 5 ай бұрын

@@robertkurschat9808 Yup! And I still made E4 a few months later, regardless of not getting selected for BTZ.

@DKC196 5 ай бұрын

It was so they could bullshit with something along the lines of "out of seven airman, they got BTZ". It doesn't have the same weight to it if they were the only airman that went up for BTZ and got it.

@markbrennan1393 5 ай бұрын

@@DKC196 I agree. They needed the rest of us to apply in order to make it appear as if it was a fair selection process. Even though back office already had decided who they were going to give the stripe to beforehand. I remember I was posted on the flight line and the flight chief kept hitting me up on the radio and asking me to landline. So when I finally called his office he started asking me what I had volunteered for recently. I asked him what this was in regard to, and he said it was for my BTZ package. I told him again that I didn't want to do it and if he was going to make me submit one then he should just put down whatever I had listed on my last EPR, because I really didn't care by that point.

@MikeFL2TX 5 ай бұрын

@@markbrennan1393should have told him you donated a large percentage of your money to charity. When he asked which one, say the local woman’s club. The ones who dance around naked lol. We had leadership (in the Army) that told us they were not going to promote anyone to E4 unless they hit their 2 year mark which is an automatic promotion. Then the ones who were already E4 and were in the zones for the promotion board had to go to IG because they were not allowed to go without any counseling’s with follow up explaining why they were not recommended for the board. This was back in 05/06 on deployment.

@JokulXyrevived 3 ай бұрын

“Watched him do it himself” is crazy 😂😂😂

@nothingnothing8072 5 ай бұрын

This man dead ass went into the soup kitchen shaked the hand of one of his friends. and then left and that turned into man owns the building he bought and cooked all the food and owns a part of Walmart LMAO wtf

@MiVidaBellisima 5 ай бұрын

Yeahhh accurate af. They’re fluffed like a mf and nobody gets called out on it 😂😂

@cosmicdarkmatter1128 4 ай бұрын

"Na f**k all that... Let's just say the airman multiplied loaves and fishes and fed 5 thousand"... "Yes sir, saw it with my own eyes." --Ok, dismissed...

@ultralaggerREV1 4 ай бұрын

E-8/E-9 dude got them anime wallpapers on display 😂😂😂

@youknowihaduwuittoem 5 ай бұрын

I know a guy that literally saved someone's life and he only got a 3 on his EPR. The promotion system is so incredibly terrible and infuriates me to no end. It's one of the main reasons I'm getting out as soon as possible.

@BruceGinkel 5 ай бұрын

This is one of the dumber takes I've heard. If saving that persons life isn't their job than it's not necessarily heavily relevant to their entire reporting period. If that person a douche-cycle at work than they prob deserve the 3.

@youknowihaduwuittoem 5 ай бұрын

@@BruceGinkel You’re doing a lot of assuming for someone who doesn’t know the guy or apparently anything about being a good Airman or person. If you’re in, you are the problem and you are the reason people get out. But I’m sure you’ll make Chief by stepping on the backs of all the people you’re supposed to be helping and developing to make yourself look good. God help us if you’re an officer. And if you were in before but got out, everyone probably hated you. What a disgusting, toxic mentality you have. I genuinely wish you no success in any of your future endeavors so nobody has to put up with you as their superior in any facet of life.

@zacharybottoms3968 5 ай бұрын

that's wild you would even say that...... nonners dude @@BruceGinkel

@ryanrodriguez3672 5 ай бұрын

Bruh as a veteran myself you do realize it's OUR job to save lives, we don't sign up in this industry expecting to go get a promotion every time we save a life or do some shit morally right. I know first hand, you don't go in the service looking to make money. It ain't gonna happen. 😂💯

@youknowihaduwuittoem 5 ай бұрын

@@ryanrodriguez3672 See above. Everyone hated you.

@get_answered5157 5 ай бұрын

Just gotta add that it was all worth 1.3 billion dollars and it’ll be ready to send up

@alexbrown5029 3 ай бұрын

This man had my tweaking over here🤣🤣🤣 my man trying to make his airman looks good 🤣

@vulcanraven5491 5 ай бұрын

That 🤬 went from a couple of minutes to a week. 🤣🤦‍♀️

@StockyDude 4 ай бұрын

MILITARY AMBASSADOR. Devoted 11 hours volunteering at the Boys and Girls Club mentoring 67 children, greatly enhancing relations between the (insert branch here) and the local community.

@westcoastrenegade8594 4 ай бұрын

That's so fuckin on point, I know you served. DECKPLATE LEADER.

@StockyDude 4 ай бұрын

@@westcoastrenegade8594 DECKPLATE LEADER. Led and provided on-the-job training for 17 Sailors, ensuring mission effectiveness of the unit. * In reality, the deckplate leader only supervised 5 at a time; however, he was swapped to different shift where he supervised 5 different. Also, over the course of the year, 5 of his Sailors transferred and were replaced. That’s 15. The remaining 2 Sailors were guys doing EMI with his shift for just 2 hours. There’s your 17. The higher you go up in military rank, the more you feel like a BS artist on a desk job.

@germany456 5 ай бұрын

This video is actually so funny, I’m in the health care industry and everytime my boss tells his boss the stuff I do he’s like I work 100 hours each week, no days off or anything lol. I only do 55 hours a week and bruh lol

@TheeOmniClaw 5 ай бұрын

We all know they flipping that package for a MAJCOM Award, & he gonna end up beating out someone who actually did the work ☠

@officialmattsoupcampbell 4 ай бұрын

Someone did a skit on the fluff we lie about and got caught lying about in Air Force Times 😂 this is gold!

@TheCollector1987 4 ай бұрын

Peace Time Army "Make up accomplishments please because we aint got shit to kill"

@danacouncil1996 4 ай бұрын

Man this is so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂

@SaiquanCanty 3 ай бұрын

This is so painfully accurate

@Nick-hm2dm 4 ай бұрын

Dude at the end trying not to laugh.

@jailanrayvon434 4 ай бұрын

I can’t lie this one was pretty good 😂

@MrE_2023 4 ай бұрын

Same for the Army lol😅 lots of politics involved back then.

@Supervillain725 5 ай бұрын

There's military embellishments, and then there's this mess

@vaughn1376378 4 ай бұрын

He ran the franchise

@Kai1ou 4 ай бұрын

This is amazingly accurate!

@Tally2727 4 ай бұрын

And then you become a contractor and anything you do becomes "the military unit did this"

@leroyjohnston5273 5 ай бұрын

Bruh this shi funny af and so true!

@TimothyPadgett38 Ай бұрын

This is exactly how evaluation are done !!!!!!!

@holysinnerxxx 5 ай бұрын

Man this is a wild sequence just to get a promotion!

@dmercy946 5 ай бұрын

Can you Do more Airforce Vs Army Videos lol Love your channel 💯💯💀

@Marinealver 2 ай бұрын

Oldest E2-E4 I have ever seen.

@teddyp022 5 ай бұрын

Accurate af

@blue_diamond_gem 5 ай бұрын

This is fukn gold

@hmm-zoolol 2 ай бұрын

He lies well. Straight face.😮 Plays poker like a pro.😊😊

@jameshoneycutt785 5 ай бұрын

Lol this is true af

@antwonstewart3457 4 ай бұрын

😂😂 Outrageous.

@stratuas665 4 ай бұрын

That was awesome

@lueyR 4 ай бұрын

The last dude is a good actor

@salbill4484 Ай бұрын

It also works in reverse. I got in a fight one weekend, gave the guy a bloody nose, he was a civilian. By the time I was standing in from of the Senior Chief (e8) I had "caused a riot, caused swat to be called out, attacked a party of 5, including someone's girlfriend, caused over 2000 dollars worth of damage to the bar and set the US flag on fire." In reality dude talked shit about the military, I ignored him, he spun me around, hit me, I hit him ONCE, the bar owner kicked us out, cops showed up after we left, a group of people were laughing the guy with the bloody nose. Thankfully there were cameras in that bar and I was OK.

@russellwright1422 2 ай бұрын

I have seen this happen over and over again but my time and grade and promotion packet never worked like this!

@slayedartifact0999 4 ай бұрын

Im crying 😂

@npaul5962 5 ай бұрын

True AF😂

@thisguy18x Ай бұрын

Yup that tracks.

@nickasf 4 ай бұрын

THIS HIT SO HARD WHEN I SAW MY BJOY PACKAGE💀💀💀

@Mrrogers539 4 ай бұрын

I volunteered once for homeless stand down and got a 4 epr got 5s all other times I didn’t do anything but get hammered

@CrimsonDovaKin 4 ай бұрын

This is entirely inaccurate the E4 would have been asleep in a broom closet by now

@ihaveproblems9779 4 ай бұрын

The Ippo poster is based.

@airmankey1991 4 ай бұрын

Very true

@redacted951 5 ай бұрын

accurate

@Cadet4Life 5 ай бұрын

That’s halarious

@unid3ntify3d48 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like a 1206 I would write

@TimothyPadgett38 Ай бұрын

So ture!!!!!

@flaxenelbow6987 5 ай бұрын

my sides are in orbit

@the_edge_of_time 4 ай бұрын

Yeap seems about right.

@AirGhostAlpha 5 ай бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how propaganda is made.

@longhairdontcare122 4 ай бұрын

Shhh zomer generation isn't joining need to finesse the situation in general.

@travisdrake2940 4 ай бұрын

This is the Air Force epr system to a T!

@nimo4335 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@erfeerferf 5 ай бұрын

lol ❤❤❤

@bzipoli 4 ай бұрын

he did said he saw it with his own eyes, so it must be true

@Lofibeatz.x 4 ай бұрын

Funniest mf in the AirForce

@KELLEMWITIT 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@winnerfan5660 4 ай бұрын

What MOS you got??

@bigmikem90 4 ай бұрын

Do AF enlisted call another enlisted person sir?

@phillipphelps4834 2 ай бұрын

Lol😂

@belldn3 5 ай бұрын

LOL!

@djfreem6881 16 күн бұрын

All that and still won’t get the promotion

@deviljocky598UT 4 ай бұрын

Its not like that for us in the navy bro😂😂😂 or khakis dont give a fuck bro

@dokuhebi-fp8mp 4 ай бұрын

2:12 一歩と五条悟だ

@OhhHarrods 4 ай бұрын

never watched this channel before and now im subbed? tf is that nonsense

@TermaineJenkins 4 ай бұрын

It really take that much to justify a promotion?

@fuoco1365 4 ай бұрын

I don't think the guys breathing while he tries to think of what to say gets enough attention

@Exxperiment626 5 ай бұрын

Corruption

@qr5354 2 ай бұрын

Must have been during that trump term lol.

@fullweezy3553 Ай бұрын

Ha ha ha you think your promotion system is bad you should see what we had to go thru in the army just to get to the promotion board much less score a 148 to achieve that promotional status