Santa tells us the dark secret of how he and numerous clones visit all the houses Prestige-style.
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@jeffgoldblunt8 ай бұрын
I like the idea that instead of elves coming to dispose of the bodies, they just pop into glitter
@AmTrFilms8 ай бұрын
Otherwise there are just millions of elves who could do the work anyway
@rinnnnnnnnnnrin8 ай бұрын
But like... an OBNOXIOUS amount of glitter
@spidermanmyers8 ай бұрын
I think my chimney is broken, I have to clean up glitter every morning. I think they switched the lactose intolerance for oxygen intolerance and the presents never spawn. They probably keep spawning due to a faulty matter reconfigurator trying and failing to deliver the presents at midnight, but there is nowhere near enough mass to form the neutron star fragment I asked for.
@alex.g73178 ай бұрын
@@visitingthischannelI didn’t even hear the “Elf” part until the subtitles said it! I thought it said “some body to dispose of” where they just left the dead body and it turned to dust!
@liuzh1han8 ай бұрын
Or when Santa goes through the chimney again he just merges into one again
@bronks10108 ай бұрын
Wtf.... I love it.
@terriljones30378 ай бұрын
This Santa is a fake
@Pistonrager8 ай бұрын
Good worldbuilding.
@Filaruel8 ай бұрын
And then watch The prestige if you haven't
@Ln15158 ай бұрын
@@Filaruelit's an amazing movie
@francisabellana4458 ай бұрын
The Prestige alright
@zahzahzee8 ай бұрын
fcking unhinged. love it
@JackNuich7 ай бұрын
What this guy said
@waylonyoung57827 ай бұрын
🐺@GoodGoodies123
@waylonyoung57827 ай бұрын
@GoodGoodies123💀
@an_oracle8 ай бұрын
"So you know the movie the prestige?" The moment he said that i knew the answer was gonna be fucking crazy
@nighthowlers75887 ай бұрын
What's the movie about?
@armaggedon3907 ай бұрын
@@nighthowlers7588 Two magicians who discover teleportation, kinda. Really cool movie.
@OniGanon7 ай бұрын
@@nighthowlers7588 It's about rival stage magicians that go to extreme lengths to be the best performer around. Directed by Christopher Nolan, ie the guy who directed Inception and Interstellar.
@yaldabaoth27 ай бұрын
@@nighthowlers7588 Don't read these comments, just watch the movie. It's one of the best ever.
@burntcandle_daoist7 ай бұрын
@@armaggedon390 I thought Tesla discovered the teleportation and one magician used it
@Tankirb8 ай бұрын
and to explain why the santa's always drink the milk. It's because they all have memories of drinking milk from the previous Christmas's. Because they only inheret the memories of the one Santa who didn't die from milk.
@dasamont82748 ай бұрын
Damn, that does make sense, they don't know that they'll die until they drink it, and for them it has worked every time thus far
@PluslePlayzYT8 ай бұрын
And If they did know? Do you want to live as some facsimile of Santa? But hey, you’re the real Santa, right? Of course you are! You remember your entire life of Santa So go on, drink that milk. Eat those cookies. If you’re the true Santa, why worry?
@Entropy678 ай бұрын
@@dasamont8274or maybe it's an emotional thing every time, it's a gamble, they don't know if they are the real one - but they will all drink it, knowing that at least one of themselves will still exist, even if they die, they will live.
@aurumvale99088 ай бұрын
buy wouldn't they alsp know that they might be the clones?
@aurumvale99088 ай бұрын
@@dasamont8274they would infact know the chance they survive that glass of milk is almost nonexistent. doesn't matter if they have memories of drinking hundreds of milks before. the moment they pop out of the chimney they would realize they might be the clones
@florb04138 ай бұрын
Unironically a really good comedy sci-fi Christmas movie. One family forgets to leave out milk and cookies and a Santa survives that’s not supposed to. Boom whole film series right there.
@samvanroon50418 ай бұрын
Or the house that puts out soy milk, or lactose free milk because the people there are all lactose intolerant.
@jasminetea11748 ай бұрын
Or a house that's in England or Ireland that puts out alcohol or something different
@alicerivers1858 ай бұрын
literally my family, carrots and alcohol only@@jasminetea1174
@PabloEdvardo7 ай бұрын
that's already the plot of the full sketch this is from
@florb04137 ай бұрын
@@PabloEdvardo didn't know that. Thanks. I might have to check out the full sketch sometime
@mrsnufflekins34798 ай бұрын
You do NOT want he beginning of someone's explanation to begin with "Have you ever seen The Prestige?"
@galacticlava14757 ай бұрын
What’s that
@thequad89457 ай бұрын
@@galacticlava1475 Originally a book where there are two magicians that keep trying to up one each other. One "teleports" himself and the other can't figure it out. It ends up being a bit of a faulty clone machine(I think? There was something about a ghost somewhere) in addition to a teleportation device...there is more but thats the famous bit of the book in question, which was made into a movie. There is more to the book, but, I haven't read it nor seen the movie, so I dont know jack lol, I just remember that things got NASTY between the two magicians and the teleporting thing(I saw a review of it from the dominic noble youtube channel)
@galacticlava14757 ай бұрын
@@thequad8945 thanks
@rockyradical8 ай бұрын
The Lactose Contingency is so very July Sixth Park.
@MigWith8 ай бұрын
thats what I thought, reference to jurassic park
@Erlik0_898 ай бұрын
When I heard “Lactose contingency” I immediately thought of the “Lysine contingency”
@Taldoz8 ай бұрын
It's nice to see that Dr. Wu is still getting work in the genetic engineering and cloning industry
@ivoryas16967 ай бұрын
@@MigWith Oh, wait. _Now_ I get it. Never heard it called that before, though.
@trdestruction66783 ай бұрын
Just a reminder that nobody with a milk allergy is allergic to lactose. You’re thinking of lactose intolerance, which makes somebody’s bowels very gassy. I’d imagine the Santa popping like a ballon rather than turning red and falling over.
@Ooffoop8 ай бұрын
So you’re saying you get elves to visit every Santa believing home on Earth in one night to dispose of a dead Santas… Guess you can’t give them such an important role as to just deliver the presents without them demanding rights
@a_h_threehundredandthirtee9928 ай бұрын
This comment is too good, or I am too high
@NotAFork8 ай бұрын
@@a_h_threehundredandthirtee992the latter
@tristanandersen39748 ай бұрын
Don’t get him started on what they do with all the extra reindeer…
@Ooffoop8 ай бұрын
@@a_h_threehundredandthirtee992 the second one
@100percentnotabear8 ай бұрын
The elves are clones too. They don't need self destruction because they don't live long anywayd
@5sibROBLOX8 ай бұрын
The one santa must be the one in my house; we put out Guinness
@aaronmontgomery20558 ай бұрын
when you only have soy milk in your house...
@SqwimpyTF8 ай бұрын
@@aaronmontgomery2055I would say it still works but that's faker than... Santa. Lol,
@barrettnichols29498 ай бұрын
@@SqwimpyTFSanta...is fake?! 😱
@fletcherrichmond51438 ай бұрын
We would put out a mince pie and brandy
@blibityblobity7 ай бұрын
We put out a beer or sherry
@ebirdo55478 ай бұрын
I didn't know I needed this Santa lore
@EEEEEEEE7 ай бұрын
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@ThePancakeProductions8 ай бұрын
“Do you know the film ‘The Prestige?’” Oh no…
@nebulassystem62008 ай бұрын
i wasn't expecting santa's existential crisis when i logged on but im here for it
@scottwilliams8468 ай бұрын
This also answers a question I had... "When humans go interplanetary, how will Santa cope with having to go to Mars and/or Venus every Christmas?"
@MaximusTheFluffyProtogen8 ай бұрын
that's an interesting thought, I never thought of that.
@Ghost-jq4ey8 ай бұрын
Space is fake anyway so that would never happen
@firepatriot427 ай бұрын
Outsourcing.
@twiceremoved73398 ай бұрын
The Prestige is such a great movie. I talk about it at least 4-5 times a year.
@MrTobyck8 ай бұрын
Then why didn’t you point out the flaw, that in the prestige the original is killed by drowning, not by the cloning, so technically ALL the clones could die if the original wasn’t killed by drowning and would just stay at the North Pole. Moon would have been a better reference.
@MichaelMcKay-rf8ew8 ай бұрын
Damn that explains why there’s only a sip of milk gone from the glass💀
@BestAnimeFreak8 ай бұрын
"Do you know the film The Prestige?" And with that, I already knew what's going on xD
@L0K1DOKI8 ай бұрын
It’s the prestige Santa, it’s the prestige… You prestiged yourself 🦠🔫🧑🔬
@drewkim63898 ай бұрын
heh heh good ol mick n rorty
@darkknightredius99368 ай бұрын
That’s a very cool explanation actually
@RedCaio8 ай бұрын
Best sketch they’ve done!!!
@Kfimenenpah7 ай бұрын
When he said "Do you know the film The Prestige?" I knew where this was going
@agediho60098 ай бұрын
The fact that he says Us instead of Me's makes me think he's a clone that got away
@namedrop7216 ай бұрын
Bingo
@kurosilverfang38958 ай бұрын
Yooooo that's dark and I love it!! You should totally watch that movie btw, it's really good!!!
@Lan2d28 ай бұрын
So that’s why the cookies are never finished
@blankspace1788 ай бұрын
*I F&%KING KNEW IT!!!*
@user-gc3qy6vv6h8 ай бұрын
how? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT !?!?
@mistermisfortune138 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the Prestige reference
@ahobbit12737 ай бұрын
I love that he has enough elves to clean up all the bodies, but they’re not allowed to just leave the presents in the first place.
@vertonimal8 ай бұрын
That fear of not knowing if he'll be the santa that goes home reminds me of a thought expirement I had. If you had a machine that could create an exact copy of you with the memories that you saved, exept for a tattoo that marks the number of times you've died. We'll call it a respawn. If you walk into the respawn machine to go get your memories stored, what are the odds that the number will be higher than when you went in?
@Zeroharpe8 ай бұрын
... Just have the elves deliver the gifts?
@Red_Ryry8 ай бұрын
Well then they have more of a claim to demand rights
@darkfire14088 ай бұрын
They're already sitting on the shelf.
@IanCarl378 ай бұрын
Basically what happens in Arthur Christmas
@JayPPlayz8 ай бұрын
they’re too small
@dadrizzy8 ай бұрын
This makes a scary amount of sense to me, can't wait to give my siblings nightmares about Santa dying billions of times in one night😂😂😂
@_np78 ай бұрын
This the best explanation so far ❤
@davidoneill18088 ай бұрын
Maybe he thinks he’s the original Santa but he’s the 500th Santa and his minds been wiped over and over every Christmas 😨😂
@bobbyy24958 ай бұрын
little did he know someone put lactose free milk trying to be thoughtful, and thus evil santa was born.
@quin.tessential7 ай бұрын
nahh
@Shuffles_Art8 ай бұрын
So technically if you don’t put out milk and cookies, you’re saving a Santa clone’s life?? 😂
@melonlab808 ай бұрын
Every santa knows about this but they all assume they're the real santa
@blindmown8 ай бұрын
Our santa clone must have had trouble. We always left out a whiskey for him.
@JeronimoStilton148 ай бұрын
So when I don’t give Santa milk there ends up with a stray clone wandering the streets
@jeffsorrows8 ай бұрын
So you created our homeless problem 😯
@thaumar648 ай бұрын
That's where mall santas come from
@gutsalicious8 ай бұрын
Mall santa's are just the one's who didn't fall to the milk.
@LordHonkInc8 ай бұрын
God that's a terrifying thought and I love it
@ram5s8588 ай бұрын
Thats dark... AND I LOVE IT!!!!
@eriylpixeloff31348 ай бұрын
That's some John wick's tense scene level right there.
@elliothellyer9338 ай бұрын
They have enough elves to collect every dead Santa but they can't just send the same elves to deliver presents😂
@CalebBohanon8 ай бұрын
I like the idea that Santa DOES clone himself, but the clones fight all year until only 1 is alive. He then gets to be Santa Claus, and clones himself next year to create the ultimate hunter-killer Santa. Comes in handy when the aliens attack in the 4th movie
@rolandmeyer37297 ай бұрын
Yo, Caleb, I'm down for a Santa Claus / Battle Royale movie, but only if you direct it.
@CalebBohanon7 ай бұрын
@@rolandmeyer3729 my contract with Tim Allen says I can't direct a Santa Claus movie :(
@PatLund8 ай бұрын
Somebody make this into a movie please!
@joimumu8 ай бұрын
That might work the plot could be about 500 Santas visit a vegan home and survives then the real one has to hunt them down
@LiIBeary8 ай бұрын
As someone who watched MatPat's food theory on santa cookies and milk ☝️🤓 "urm, actually, not everyone has a culture of leaving cookies and milk for santa, some leave different type of cookies, and even beer. Which means there'll still be millions of Santas who aren't dead"
@samuelz1234567898 ай бұрын
This is some high tier probability stuff 😂
@godxxofxxwar228 ай бұрын
😂😂 my god, I just pray that I’m gonna be the Santa to come home this Christmas
@WuffbunGames8 ай бұрын
The Santa that didnt drink the milk/wasnt thirsty:
@dilloncoward3608 ай бұрын
Cool
@TrueRandomPlayer8 ай бұрын
A Dispose-elf always gets his man.
@Judesmood1186 ай бұрын
Love the Jurassic Park tie in 😉
@fuzzzycomics23348 ай бұрын
So how many body-disposal elves are there?
@jaredf62058 ай бұрын
So every year one elf gets into a chimney at the north pole and is instantly cloned
@fuzzzycomics23348 ай бұрын
@@jaredf6205 lol
@quade52278 ай бұрын
What happens if a house doesn’t serve milk is there like a group of clones out there who know the truth and seek revenge?
@weishenglimmyboi8 ай бұрын
Just watch the full sketch........
@jacehayes8 ай бұрын
The skit is fun and indeed shows the answer to your question @quade5227
@ThePandaTheif218 ай бұрын
Thats why the body disposal elves are armed
@quade52278 ай бұрын
@@jacehayesit does if there is milk I’m asking if there is NO MILK but thanks for letting me clarify
@jordanfelt59788 ай бұрын
I also do love how they reference one of the best movies ever. The prestige is so good, its pretty dark but it's incredible.
@mauz7918 ай бұрын
It's perfect. Wonderful work
@Hiveatel7 ай бұрын
Santa. Just merge back together. You keep all the memories, stay yourself. And you remember everything. Simple, right?
@Dagoaot8 ай бұрын
3rd
@ZS717 ай бұрын
I’ve never loved anything more than this short right here.
@huh59508 ай бұрын
Me As a kid that NEVER left milk and cookies: 👁👄👁
@SaHa0v07 ай бұрын
Dropping a post-modern pack opening before it's even the new year, respect. Always innovating.
@creeprvictor7 ай бұрын
At first I was like "Wow! That's a good explanation!" Then: "... dang... that got dark..."
@Ugenburg14 сағат бұрын
That got super dark coming from Santy Clause, lol!
@LordBloodraven8 ай бұрын
Lactose Contingency was a great homage to Jurassic Park. The music at the end even sounded like the work of John Williams.
@donut779911 күн бұрын
I genuinely forgot about the Prestige until this short
@xenosdrako8 ай бұрын
I just get the mental image of a huge Santa landfill site
@humblecustodian42288 ай бұрын
This is the darkest Santa lore I’ve ever seen Love it!!!
@hlive7148 ай бұрын
That glistening in your eyes, *chef kiss*
@samuelluz86487 ай бұрын
BRO THIS IS CRAZY!!! 😂 I've seen the prestige and this is so great for a story
@fayed.untitled8 ай бұрын
This is super smart and dark, I love it!
@davionmcdonald55508 ай бұрын
Wow.. i don’t even know how to.. WOW. Okay he’s starting the acting career and I’m all for it.
@UnusualPeteКүн бұрын
Santa does the Kagebushin No Jutsu 😂
@VexNovaYTКүн бұрын
This, this is beautiful.
@marcbright67588 ай бұрын
Santa said "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH" 🤣
@EinsamPibroch2788 ай бұрын
I like this Santa.😂
@gokuzimaki8 ай бұрын
Yooooo, that finger snap was perfect😂
@sypoth8 ай бұрын
Nah he doesn't drop dead he instead evaporates in a puff of wonderful holiday scents.
@beowulf27728 ай бұрын
Using almond milk to catch me a santa clone 👁👄👁
@alexandrosbartsiokas8037 ай бұрын
That one family that forgot to leave some milk 💀
@atanaciogarza71763 күн бұрын
Scp Santa is unhinged.
@danielknapp31417 ай бұрын
This is a great premise for a "6th day" style story where some Santas did not go to house that put out milk. Some could not afford it, or someone drank it before Santa came, or fake milk like soy or whatever, or a difference in tradition.
@TZGKIV4 ай бұрын
Id prefer to think of it like at the end of "Bill and Ted: Face the Music" where he goes out all at once and combines back into one singular santa at the end of the night. You gave me a new head canon. Thank you
@wiseferret47453 күн бұрын
Santa being a clone of a clone is a pretty good horror movie idea. The Poles Have Eyes.
@shadowsoulless62275 ай бұрын
Honestly this is super creative
@mileatorКүн бұрын
Clone or not, he's still him. As long as at least one child believes in the spirit of Christmas, Santa lives on. It is a beautiful mercy to spare your clones from existential dysmorphism. Especially if they feel no pain.
@Resomius8 ай бұрын
ok, this is wild. I love it
@copkillcop128 ай бұрын
I like the idea santa can stop time for as long as he wants
@goldenlynx27566 ай бұрын
I think you mean he has a hyper drive built in and within milliseconds can be to every house... 😂
@JewGold1006 ай бұрын
This sounds like a Rick and Morty episode. Like there would be one where they accidentally kill Santa and Morty learns how Santa got to everyone’s house.
@lowkeyobsessedngl8 ай бұрын
imagine waking up to that tho, a couple of elves disposing a body, and it's Santa.
@marihacrimson96927 ай бұрын
Yep, I got that reference. Freaking great delivery.
@bartholomew10968 ай бұрын
Holy shit this is brilliant
@kirby72948 ай бұрын
This is a brilliant explanation.
@justAmood88 ай бұрын
I like how Santa respects the boundaries of non believers
@Valren3712 сағат бұрын
Somewhere there is a rogue Santa, who has been using Christmas magic to evade capture for centuries.
@cybitner61597 ай бұрын
That makes SO MUCH SENCE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Ando14288 ай бұрын
Way to make santa terrifying
@tonygallagher69978 ай бұрын
Okay. I love it. Make it a horror movie.
@Enshadowed7 ай бұрын
Not everyone puts out the offering of milk and cookies but I love the wormhole cloning idea that makes the most sense as an explanation I've ever heard for Santa. I'll just imagine the clones merge back into the real Santa after exiting the house
@ArticBlueFox968 ай бұрын
Wouldn't it be more humane and sensible to just have all the Santas merge back into one.
@AugustNeil8 ай бұрын
This is the Christmas equivalent of asking where babies come from