Id love to see some dolphin memes

Atlantis

That’s not how science works

@@Cpt_Natalia welcome to the KZfaq comment section m8

That sounds like a cool alternative timeline.

+Robert Winslade TRUTH

So long and thanks for the fish.

+Robert Winslade never thought of it that way

+Robert Winslade dang, that was deep

+Braingears It's not a fish...

Double standards, man. What can you do?

Combat Wombat *Society*

@@combatwombat2134 OOO love your name, i considered it for my username

@@audreyandremington5265 haha, thanks! I must confess it's not of my own making, it's from Mortal Engines which is a book series. An airship in it is called the Combat Wombat. 😅

Combat Wombat I’m reading mortal engines now :)

They also have "spindle neurons", which are specialised for the processing of emotion and social abilities. What is even more interesting is that they have three times as many of these neurons as humans do, even when accounting for the fact their brains are larger than ours. We can infer that their cognitive abilities for emotion may even surpass ours.

wow, names? they must be smarter than humans!!!1!1 Dolphins arent smart, they're just smarter than other animals.

​@@bacon7149 Dolphins are smart. Did you watch this video? They are extremely intelligent! And yes, being the only other animal on the planet that gives names to idenitfy eachother means they are smart. You HAVE to be smart to do that. They are also the only other animal on the planet we know of that is aware of their own thought process. Just knowing that means that Dolphins could be signigicantly smarter than us, but we would have no way of knowing. Open your mind a bit homie.

John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Okay, and...?

zeNUKEify if under 16 yes they are

Not 16, they are about as intelligent as a 3 year old.

Same smh

I think dolphins are probably more consistently intelligent than humans. Dolphins do not have geniuses, but they do not have idiots either. My theory is that humans only have geniuses because we have hands and thumbs, and have mastered tool use, and thus can study things more thoroughly. We also have idiots whom have piggybacked on those geniuses. Dolphins do not have idiots, because they could not survive, and were possibly outcasted before they reached maturity.

Seems more likely that because the maximum intelligence of a dolphin is (as said above) about that of a three-year-old, there is much less of a range in intelligence. Not to mention the importance teaching plays in human intelligence, essentially expanding the range multifold.

Humans eat dolphin meat

KaidaCestro Sharks and killer whales do too.

Dettol cool then leave them alone, I don't like a lot of people but I don't kill them I just let them do their thing whatever it may be. I probably wouldn't like you if we met, but I doubt I'd kill you.

@@KaidaCresto the same reason people eat cow meat...because they feel like it. Humans will always be selfish.

@Y002 AG2 ...?

Definitely death metal

@@anjali6050 🤣🤣🤣

There is a video on here somewhere of a Mexican band playing Mariachi music to them, and they seemed to love it

Anyone know if dolphins have a sense of individuality? Perhaps they have different preferences in music.

@@anjali6050 No I play my dubsteps to my dolphins, they headbang to them only..

LOL " *A* POSEIDON "

Dolphin: LOOK, I'M A POSEIDON TOO!

I'm Poseidon. Not "I'm a Poseidon".

@@johntonguecruz2404 dude its a joke

@@DanTheLoler_17 😂

Hey Kovu. This talk is now old and pretty basic. If you still care about dolphins, you might like to view these 2 channels: - Whale Sanctuary Project (Dr. Lori Marino again) - Wild Dolphin Project (Dr. Denise Herzing)

@@robertspaggiari7033 thanks for sharing.

@@user-qs3ih3ll5f thank you for your interest

@@robertspaggiari7033 Why do humans eat dolphins? Its alot of effort and its not worth it , or is it just rich people wanting to feel rich

@@imaginarychip4916 First of all, I have to say that my comment was focused on the use of dolphins in captive situations, as in my reference to the Whale Sanctuary Project, led by Dr. Lori Marino. And like her, I mainly speak from a North American context, where mainly sharks eat dolphins - unlike humans. You might address your concerns by contacting Only One on the internet. This is a reputable organization led by very famous people. It's not a secretive conspiracy making claims without evidence. I support their campaigns about driftnets, and the ocean agenda petition. My question to you is, WHICH humans, and why? Can you be more specific? I don't know which country you're in, or what you call "rich." Globally, most people contribute to dolphin death - either as bycatch or by habitat destruction - by eating fish, much of which is imported from poorer countries. Should we suspend all fishing? Maybe we should! What do you think? Some poor fishermen hate dolphins because dolphins eat fish and prevent them from earning a better living. And dolphins are easy to kill. The solutions are not so easy to agree upon, because different humans are affected in different ways. Oh and by the way, whale meat and fish products have often been included in dog food. I wonder whether dolphin meat is. So...I need you to provide more information before I can support your comment, which does not really fit with the research I read.

You mean He blew his life savings on lottery tickets

Did he have any loan sharks?

I knew a bull who had the same issue smh

Giang K H Pham I recognize this joke but can't remember where it from. Anyone got any idea.

It is from futurerama

Probably not a more complex brain that changes much. But a better moral understanding, they would feel pitiful for all of our pointless squabbles and misunderstandings, all resulting in a worse humanity... they would become angry at us because of our blindess and ignorance. We, in their eyes, have no morals, no meaning, just a mistake in this Godforsaken world. For even though we know how to fix ourselves, how to stop our idiocy, we don't. Because we carry an individualistic soul of selfishness and greed. How pathetic, how dissapointing, how sad. how... so Very Much alone.....

@@mental_breakdance7227 yet we are social creatures and are made to bond with other humans. We may be an individual but humans have a collective consciousness.

@@mental_breakdance7227 you don't need to make a short essay about it. It just what if...

@@mental_breakdance7227 if there's an alien race that visits us, theyre either all the same color, or they dont have that prejudicial bone in their alien bodies. It really shows that humans are their own destruction

@@uwuhihiowo that's a paragraph😅

if they are hungry

Chinese

@@jesperjrgensen7067 there are other things available my dear

Not many intelligent people are living in this Earth 🌏

@@jesperjrgensen7067 what kind of mentality is that

yup and so do us humans and other animals first i lost faith in humanity and after reading this i lost faith in earth

they also have sex for fun :D

that is atleast better

They kill porpoises because they are racists, the look down on the porpoises

joseaca it seems they have an understanding enough to choose. Many times dolphins are hyper curious like a human. And thus, find interest in observing humans. But with “lesser life”. They almost show the same callousness that most humans do. And will gladly kill things for such astounding reasons as, they want to know what a creature looks like on the inside. Or what it feels like to kill...

yeah man

dolphins blowholes are like buttholes, but on their blowholes.

Mike Oxlong, Dolphins have large tails for antennas.

dolphins got their name from a famous NFL team in miami

Their dorsal fins have bio-electronic lasers in them.

probably doable but Dolphins get fish on their own anyway

I wonder if dolphins could train humans to go find fish and help the dolphins pick the fish up in exchange for idk plastic

My English classes are backfiring at me.

@@Aenokoff tell me about it

@Ahmad Badar Tell me about it.

Hani Lala what meme

Poor joke

Memes are much older than that.

In human accent "mreehhh look at me I'm a human I have seaweed on my head I'm sooooo intelligent..."

Always has been

Thats wonderful

sad for dolphins, can you plz help sign the petition to stop japanese government kills whales and dolphins each year, thanks a lot. You can search petition to stop japan slaughter Dolphins

@@literature8536 tinamen square incident 😂

​@@literature8536 yeah I learned about taiji very sad To kill an animal with such high intelligence is just morally wrong and for what? Meat? their meat is saturated with toxins. Entertainment? How sick.

+Merry Machiavelli Indeed, one of the main reasons humans excelled in tool making is the complex structure of the hands that evolved for precision, other primates have similar hand structure but they lack the small motor units controlling the hand muscles, making their finger movements much less precise than that of humans'. It's amazing how almost every biological feature we have was built for intelligence.

+Merry Machiavelli We would probably soon gain the technology(if we hadn't already) to give dolphins robotic hands which they could control with their minds. It would be interesting to see both as an experiment and in general.

+Merry Machiavelli Yes!!!! I agree they are probably just as smart or clos enough as humans!

+Shawn Uchiha Close to what?

+Merry Machiavelli This is why I wish octopi lived longer & formed social groups. They could take over the oceans if only they did those two things.

Mr Rimmer grab the fish?

@@tomm5663 they have a mouth

Clownfish so do we

@Thomas Myles what prompted this

Astute observation

where

Ashton Ottley I agree ☝️

Maybe the dolphins are the ones who are researching us

No they’re not

I'm sure they are! There's a picture of cheetah not bothering to race grey hounds because the cheetah knew it was a test, dolphins are smarter then cheetahs, so I'm sure they could or have known they were being tested.

+PPD Productions yeah

My Serendipitous Mind thats great!

that must have been so cool. watching orcas hunt is awesome

I wish I was born in the U.S.A. too

Imagine the dolphin who invented that. "Guys, let's make a mess with the mud around these fish and catch them on their way out."

Congrats on that dude that's a big accomplishment especially doing something you're passionate about. So many people go to college and get a degree that they don't care about and never use. Study them dolphins 🐬!

Yeah, the same irony with penguins, crocs and sea turtles. Nature is a laugh

AlfBiology ikr

penguins went from water to land to air to water

Nothing to notice and made a short stop at "colossal death tank" during that whole "dinosaur" phase.

AlfBiology Crocs are semi-aquatic.

i came here for this

scrolled too far for this

42!

were have I herd that before

This comment now has 42 likes. Let's keep it that way.

Ted-Ed is the real teacher:D

Yes maybe.. but this is a dolphin video, elephant man lmao.

What do elephants have to do with anything

And crows

bruhh

Well you can still have no job no bills by being a homeless and eat rats or whatever is thrown at you.

@@mohamedameri360 why are you rude?

@@mbalikobo6720 I dont know aboit the rats but lol he is right. We could survive without jobs though. Just if everyone did it then there wouldn't be a society.

but you gotta mess with humans

mic of orion as far as i know, in Europe its illegal to get close to dolphins in the wild, so thats a way of protecting them by law, at the expense of all those thousands of people in the world whose greatest dream is to swim with free dolphins (not captive ones) and share a mystical experience with them.

Very educational...spreading the lie of evolution...haha

I think we ought to protect ALL animals, intelligent or not

This comment is 2 years old!!!!!!

They're on the list of self-aware animals, as are we. :)

They are my favorite animals!

Dolphins usually throw fish on land to slowly suffocate them to death for their own entertainment.

@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 but they are still the cutest

@@arman_cooldude Ah yes, torture, so cute.

@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 and we do stuff like that too and like humans dolphins have different personalities some may like that but not all of them

Silver Simba Lugia Dionisus The 3erd dolphins murder things for fun

@@jacklynyeh4893 humans do too haven't you seen bird shooting contests, kid please..

+Corner Universe I would imagine it would be the other way around, as dolphins will probably get much smarter than humans, based of stupid some people can be... So long, so long and thanks! For all the fiiish~ #Kappa

+LordDragox412 Thats if the dolphins survive us.

+Corner Universe That will never happen. Human rights only improve when the opressed themselves speak up and fight back and impress on the ignorant that they are to be treated as equals. Animals can't do that and need human embassadors, which doesn't have the same emotional and moral impact on the ignorant. You can always publicly make fun of the vegans/vegetarians/animal rights supporters for their "quixotic" believs but you can't keep making fun of opressed minorities without considerable backlash.

2nd3rd1st Have you ever seen/read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? It *did* happen, so never say never! #Kappa

+Corner Universe And right after that they'll say "Now let's continue enslaving AI and make it work and to tricks for us"

I was trying to find this comment haha

@@fadidarman7610 same

Bet

@@jotarokujo320 OH MAH GOD!!!

How were they able to adapt and evolve into their enviroments,I wonder

+Lacusveris Yeah, I agree with you on that one. :)

+Lacusveris well the idea is that all life should have rights, more or less.

Yeah.

+Lacusveris India already did this. They are called "Non-human persons" and it is illegal to keep them in captivity anywhere in India.

Then there's also the unmentioned fact that dolphins are complete sex freaks, not just for reproduction, but for pleasure. They'll behead a fish's head and insert their penis inside it and treat it like a fleshlight. Male dolphins will also commonly have sex with other males or calves, and they will also form a team to rally and hunt female dolphins for their sex slaves.

Pigs exist because humans

@@Literallyryangosling777 well ye we might have bred them to pigs from wild boar. But boar is also on my list technically.

@@nullone3181 Smartest response ever. Thumbs up!

I believe all animals with a nervous system shouldn’t be eaten .

Banks Residence then rip dolphins bro because they only eat animals that have a nervous system.

Source?

I like the engine reference UwU

me too

+Akash Saha You must be 7 yo then.

kpacuBua No, I'm not 7 years old.

You need to stop watching anime and playing minecraft and go outside.

I actually do go outside, you don't know me. I just happen to watch Minecraft and play it and like to watch anime. You don't need to post unnecessary comments. Stop making assumptions of people you don't know.

Why? Are you allergic to dolphins?

Yep. Dolphins are smart for an animal but not for a human

Agreed

They never will. Being underwater will prevent them from every inventing fire or using wood. Unless they evolve into another species I doubt it

I'm sorry have you ever seen a dolphin with thumbs?

Humans have already evolved too far, next step is shedding our organic bodies and once that happens dolphins won’t be able to fill the gap unless some crazy meteor killing dinosaurs like event happens

Is that a JoJo reference?

@@alifhazmi7341 TED-ed already made a video on all of them mentioned!

Chimpansees are the smartest

Octopusses.

Elephants

I think its preachy af. Nobody seriously thinks we should let dolphins go extinct, but the pollution problem is a bit more complicated than that.

Yes. This needs to happen right now

if making a genetically modified dolphin with fingers and thumbs was as easy as you make it sound like, my grandpa wouldn't have died of cancer

that's because we're the only animals that use reason and logic to solve simple equation. you don't see an elephant studying in the field of astronomy do you?

+Bill Nye the Science Guy how do you know that? you dont think to some other animals we look stupid? killing each other, destroying our own habitat and food supply. We are weak, with poor eye sight, slow swimmers, we cant fly. What would aliens capable of faster than light travel, think of us? you think we are better because we can make shiny phones that we love partially because they are shiny? Because we like wearing shiny rocks that we spends hundreds on? We like pretty lights like a moth to a flame?

Bill Nye the Science Guy Try to solve puzzels like a raven or memorize like an elephant or even try to unlock doors like orangutans, you wouldnt be able and these are any elephant, orangutan or raven that you pick. On the other hand pick any human from a crownd and ask him/her elementary school questions and be amazed with his knowlegde....

+Stupidity Exodus no I think we're better because, again, we are the only animals that use reason and logic to solve simple equation. Animals can't comprehend the thought of other animals being stupid. if we aren't better than other animals how come we're at the top of the food chain and we can cage animals in zoos. we can't swim well, fly, or run fast but we can develop machines and equipment to let us do so, unlike any other animal. so again, humans populate New York, not elephants

+Pablo Limo ok but ask that Raven, elephant, or orangutan the same elementary school question and be amazed at how they don't even know that youre speaking to them. I'm pretty sure you can train a human how to pick a lock and solve a puzzle too. some people are just born with better memories than others

+Mounted Czarina Thank you Morgan Freeman.

And they looked like dogs

TheMusketITuckedIt I was thinking the guy with the tinfoil hat from Futurama

The Fall of Atlantis

They always end it with a preachy message.

@@Chillerll How is that 'preachy'?

Yep

Are you a sailor?

yeah i sail the oceans better than u i discovered t he maldives now i live there

I doubt that ^^

I'm sorry if you live in the maldives, lol

do u know where the country is

And we are the english but not the good english but the bad english

like the children who have the biggest fear of spiders and bats but are fans of spiderman and batman

Illuminati confirmed

Why?

ooga booga yes i agree ooga

I hate dolphins.

@@King-Hammurabi then why are you watching a dolphin vid? 😂

@@King-Hammurabi Ora

PericIesI yare yare

@@King-Hammurabi You had one job