Hi

i wont tell anyone

@@djbongwater same

Dude I love your sms content

Too bad. I'm going to tell every person I know!

I just hate it when I slip on a banana and I suddenly go flying upwards

@@pablopereyra7126 same

Why does it sound like something the Speedrunnermario in the Terminal Montage Universe would do

I love the bizarre and arcane terminology that arises from speedrun strategies and game bugs and exploits

Games in general make you say the stupidest things out of context

hero syndrome be like

Supr hero

Its not actually pacifist because you're deliberately and maliciously creating the conditions that will lead to harm.

Sometimes you have to cause damage to help restore peace and earn that hero title....

@@platinumshard8688 Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor.

That's not just Sunshine, that's a lot of games

@@baxterbruce9827 idk many games when you get foods from another side of a map to another and using a frame perfect to clip /j

Lmao.

​@@robloxarchiverLmao.

How did you do?

How well did you do it?

@@charliefranklin8523 eh i did ok. I would get the free bee shines, like the one in the sand and the pipe that leads to the slide, the red coin one by the cannon, and all the stuff in pianta village up to yoshi skip. Once I started looking up glitches I would get the rest of the pianta village stuff, the 100 coin shine in plaza, the pachinko machine, etc. so I’d say around 20 shines and 20 blue coins? I definitely did not get crazy with it like the ppl in the video haha. No barrel stacking or one hour of falling 😂

For a while, then, you very likely held an unofficial world record.

Hot take: "Slacking off challenge" is a way better name for this than "Max% Pre-Peach".

Well, to be fair, it's not your fault he's not watching his step.

A worthy sacrifice!!!! 😂

We do a little trolling

"I didn't stomp that goomba, it just failed to get out of the way of my feet"

It's not the Batman he wants but a Batman he needs

Collecting coins and suns before the princess gets kidnapped, duh.

Speedrunning in its core feels that way, honestly.

what?

@@goopi_eh yep, but this felt particularly insufrible when they said boxes are fine because they are "dead trees". Like, chill over there fellas.

@@AngelEMtz That sounds like a joke. Obviously it's just a video game and people will use logic to play around with ideas like a "pacifist run". Shrug The part about not bouncing on Pianta's was the funniest part of the video, for me at least.

Lowest percent of story progression would be a 0:00 time in the main menu.

@@SimpleAmadeus that’s just Low% story progression but what Neutral Dalek was talking was Max% Low% Story progression

@@joshuarodriguez2450 0 divided by 0

@@lpfan4491 well I wouldn't consider 0 to be story progression in terms of a video game. 0 by definition is no story progression, so to call it the "minimum story progression" is like calling my dog the smallest cat because he is 0% cat

@@SimpleAmadeus Technically, yeah. But categories that don't aim to beat the game already start from a 1 shine file. You're not progressing the story any further than from where you started.

If you add in TAS, it becomes an odd form of engineering and math, finding the optimal way to do certain actions. I find it pretty interesting.

I looked at your name but not the actual date, and I thought that you commented this 12 years ago. When I looked at the actual date, I realized that I looked at your name wrong lol

@@The_FireExtremeProd Hehe gotcha

You could make the argument that speedrunners have no respect for a game, going against what the developers intended (Sometimes it's true, sometimes the developers encourage it) but stuff like proves that they love and care a game so much they want to push the limits of they're favorite game.

Don't forget that Nipple%, GoHomeAndDie%, KFC%, and Dank% exist.

Nah man they're just gaining power until they can take over the world

"By wallkicking across the fence, backflipping across the lawn before the Secret Service agents gets you, then glitching through the White House wall at just the right point, speedrunners could collect the Nuclear Football without being elected President, thus skipping the Campaign and Election stages and shaving years of their time."

@@bificommander You forgot the BLJ (backward long jump) at the stairs to heaven.

@@panosplays4297 But first, we need to talk about parallel universes...

@@xexpaguette Uhh I think you ment to send this to the creator of the og comment.

"Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a lot more about speedrunning than you, pal!" - Soldier TF2, probably

In French he's named K Tastroff, I have no idea what egadd means in English.

@@laytonjr6601 "Egad!" is a common oldtimey scientist phrase, to denote either great shock or something terrible.

This is also a universe where Luigi’s mansion never happened

@@cadencenavigator958 I never knew, thanks!

@@laytonjr6601 wow seems like you guys got shorted. Does his name mean anything like it does in english?

Wreck-it Bowz

funnily enough bowser really isn't the bad guy in the first mario game: bowser's takeover is completely bloodless and there are some pretty heavy implications that peach's parents weren't exactly the nicest people what with the casual xenocide levels of racism and all that, the only person who actually kills or even harms anyone in that game is mario himself, even worse the people he harms the most are the ostensibly innocent civilians currently turned into blocks by bowser _to keep them SAFE_ during the coup.

@@evernewb2073 and I suppose Rosalina is Peach's daughter from the future too.

@@anueutsuho7425 talking about the game theory bullshit? nah, I dunno anything about that, the whole thing about bowser literally not hurting a single person in the first game is straight from the game manual, he casts a kingdom-wide spell turning everyone into blocks, the similarly powerful individuals resist it, and mario sets to murderin' as far as I know we never once in any game get any explanation as to wtf happened to peach's parents: no indication they were turned into blocks but peach was alone when bowser got there and nobody has seen them sense, or even seems to remember they ever existed, they are mentioned in one sentence in the manual and like 2 pages of one of the very early comics nintendo made. personally my best guess is that Nintendo just straight up forgot they existed until it had been too long and too much had happened in the setting without them being mentioned so bringing them up would be awkward. as for mario being a murderous psychopath the biggest support for it is pretty dam simple: your score in the game comes from killing people and stealing money. on top of that multikills and fancy kills get you more points so killing people _stylishly_ is important to your score, at no point in the game do you actually HAVE to kill anyone and you're usually going out of your way to do it when you do, from an in-game perspective that score means absolutely nothing to anyone but mario, it doesn't even _exist_ for anyone but mario. nintendo games tend to be pretty fucked up once you take even a cursory look at them, and not just because-game-mechanics their stories and world mechanics tend towards the WTF too. great example: guess who has killed more people, Kirby or the Doom Slayer?

just realized that comment makes it sound like I've poured over every bit of mario lore exhaustively, I haven't, I'm just familiar with a lot of the older stuff because it wasn't very far into "before my time" and I read a lot and have a pretty good memory for useless trivia.

This is an example of English being weird. Minute as in precise/tiny, not as in 60 seconds.

25*

ion berieve it

You may have inspired this video 👀👀👀👀

I read this just as he said it by coincidence lol

Bro I didn't even notice. I know I'm a year late, but thanks for pointing this out.

I read this just as he said it.

How would it hold up in the court of law?

@@WWEVoice101 you would definitely be held accountable

@@WWEVoice101 That's like finding a bear trap, dragging it infront of someone, and claiming you didn't do anything wrong.

Their definition of pacifist is weird anyway. In most games pacifist means not killing enemies where in this they decided that spraying animals and npcs with water isn't pacifist.

@@scantyer For birds and bees, you do kill them for their blue coins, so I get it. But having to reset if you accidentally bounce on an NPC's head is a bit dumb, imo. As for the Pianta you "save", he doesn't get in danger through Mario's direct action, he just steps into goop that *just so happens* to be there, for *some* reason.

watch this be a dope skip that no runner will ever see then discover in like 5 years

Someone will figure it out eventually, we just need to wait and see.

He isn't the only one who is on this channel every episode has a different person.

"The Universe" Any% Credits Warp

When you lotad the water types

i'd watch if you streamed it

@@samstevens2945 I appreciate it but my Internet is too crap to stream :(

I would think the video was demonetized because of c*r*na mountain I wouldn't know, I use an adblocker

Kinda like humans

Fun fact: According to IIRC an interview with Miyamoto, you were once able to throw MIPS, and Mario even had a unique animation for it with him throwing him by the ears.

@@LonelySpaceDetective I wish I could throws MIPS down a bottomless pit like you can with the baby penguin.

You violently stomp on creatures in lots of the Mario games.

He is four parallel universes ahead of everyone.

I MIGHT GET TREE GOOBAS

ayy, that's the dream

That's the point.

Hi fellow underfan

@@kathrynjamesandben7997 hi lol

*you're gonna have a vegan time*

It seems to be Midnight Ride from Trials Evolution!!!

@@DaiquiriTheBoozyBeast WOOO THANK YOU

@@morganwilliams5591 No problem, my guy! :D

​@@DaiquiriTheBoozyBeastthank you