How the British Won the War

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@anatonixerrors6537 6 жыл бұрын

So this is why the Soviets got to Berlin first

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

Anatonix Errors yep id say so

@statingtheobvious8119 5 жыл бұрын

@@anzacwashington7050 Was this a necessary response?

@killian9314 5 жыл бұрын

@@statingtheobvious8119 i guess no, but i appreciate any and all military history lessons

@SirCabooseCCCP 4 жыл бұрын

First

@6Six6Six6Bruh 4 жыл бұрын

Anatonix Errors yep

@solarissamaris8971 6 жыл бұрын

"Ugh, it's raining" "At last, the home field advantage"

@idris1135 6 жыл бұрын

Imperial TV "Oh fucking marvellous."

@friendly_neighborhood_panz5622 5 жыл бұрын

Rick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chanyh321 5 жыл бұрын

They should let the Archer said: Rain... open top tank... fucking great engineering... XD

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

SamL64 lol love it

@far_away907 5 жыл бұрын

As soon as I read this I shit you not that part plays

@para_magnus2200 5 жыл бұрын

“Oi he’s pushing in the queue” “Get em lads” Possibly one of the most British things ever. Even at my school that happens

@localpanzer2775 5 жыл бұрын

You know Blin or Blini is a Russian pancake right.

@para_magnus2200 5 жыл бұрын

the panzer 2 historian yes I do. Comrade Blin is better than comrade blyat

@cromwell4029 4 жыл бұрын

Should we fire again sir? No no, it’s his turn XD the most British I’ve ever heard

@josephstalin7353 4 жыл бұрын

what a piece of work

@ignorantethan656 4 жыл бұрын

I'd like the music's name in that scene

@wardlockhart1522 5 жыл бұрын

"Should we fire again?" "No it's his turn."

@yeeterthethird 4 жыл бұрын

Turn based games in a nutshell

@RandomDude-bv3iq 4 жыл бұрын

Look I have german blood but that was just funny

@harrymchenry6350 4 жыл бұрын

Its the American revolution all over again

@Cbrmkn98xs 3 жыл бұрын

@@harrymchenry6350 its the cold war all over again, its the blitz all over again...

@BigDMartial 5 жыл бұрын

"Yes I see him, and he's waving down a French flag." Laughed so hard there.

@soraiyaumabong8104 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen you befor in a another video forgot the video

@jocelynndotson7273 3 жыл бұрын

I get it cause the French are mostly known for their surrender

@54blewis 2 жыл бұрын

Cruel but funny 😆

@ipellaers Жыл бұрын

@@jocelynndotson7273 That and delivering the USA their independence on a silver platter.

@heartofoak1237 6 жыл бұрын

"Do you still have your driver?" *shell hits the tank* "Noo he's gone." "Ok but where has he gone?" "Pretty much everywhere." Good god sir that's golden.

@nicoderechte442 6 жыл бұрын

As good as the "French" flag xD

@s3dchr 5 жыл бұрын

*where's he

@christinesavage725 5 жыл бұрын

Pure comedic genius!

@jasondanielis 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you still have your driver?" "No, he's gone." "Where has he gone?" "Pretty much everywhere." LMFAO!

@AshutoshSharma-tg2px 3 жыл бұрын

Jay D 😂😂😂😂😂

@beemy.6923 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh lol

@ciala51 3 жыл бұрын

@johnpaulabocad6941 3 жыл бұрын

Dark joke

@ffuh2187 6 жыл бұрын

R.I.p Bismarck maus Will maybe be remembered...

@Damianskii 5 жыл бұрын

Bismaus

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

ᎪᎠᎪᏞᎬᎳᎾᏞf fuᏟh he always will

@happyalltheday2279 4 жыл бұрын

Damn not the maus

@InitiateDee 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Maus in general :(

@boanil7948 6 жыл бұрын

"Okay, take out the white flag." "Oh look, someone's waving the french flag!" totally lost my shit there xD

@nicoderechte442 6 жыл бұрын

Böani L I feel like everyone but the French does xD

@drakorle7004 6 жыл бұрын

It only happened one or two time, when the two other colors of our flag were destroyed at wars. People just misunderstand it.

@chindanaipornsing9033 6 жыл бұрын

Drakorle That just totally flew over your head, didn’t it?

@drakorle7004 6 жыл бұрын

No one can force me to answer this.

@G1NZOU 6 жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_Restoration#/media/File:Flag_of_the_Kingdom_of_France_(1814-1830).svg

@westerlywind1035 6 жыл бұрын

That German captured Sherman in the queue had we giggling!

@adamw4245 9 ай бұрын

@scarecrow1848 4 жыл бұрын

8:15, Churchill was playing dead, to make squire go first. he moved his barrel.

@scipio_stan 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I just noticed that

@adezutheorca8615 5 жыл бұрын

3:30 das ist herman...HERMAN THE GERMAN SHERMAN!

@terryburnette 5 жыл бұрын

XD yes

@trx90vito29 5 жыл бұрын

HERMAN WRONG TANK

@Brian-ul2vm 5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

random furry 31212 lol I like that part

@foxythefox356 5 жыл бұрын

random furry 31212 nice name and description

@whatismyname2478 6 жыл бұрын

the british are so polite that they got reported for being afk,but actually they were just arguing what flank they will be going.

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

WhatIsMyName ? Lol yep

@localpanzer2775 5 жыл бұрын

Soldier.

@themightyquinnm190 6 жыл бұрын

The British will naturally form a queue where ever it is physically possible, I know this, because I too am British and tea is lovely by the way

@BanderasCannon 5 жыл бұрын

You Red Coats are just bloody hilarious 😂👍

@thomasntdt4828 5 жыл бұрын

i am also british. this is very true old chap

@callmebongos 5 жыл бұрын

Quinn Clapton So true, queuing is our special talent

@joechesters7936 5 жыл бұрын

Queuing is a natural instinct for us British chaps, why stand disorderly with coffee when you can stand in a queue with a brew!

@captin3149 5 жыл бұрын

I love how the German was seen as a threat only when he tried to push ahead of the queue. Terribly impolite of him wouldn't you agree?

@hanskrebs9612 5 жыл бұрын

I love the American Voice it reminds me of the Soldier of TF2

@ExcellentExodus31 4 жыл бұрын

@mixderman2461 4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@humanoidwolf 4 жыл бұрын

Rip

@ericvdovich6270 4 жыл бұрын

@zenknt 4 жыл бұрын

@rogerbayliss1271 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you still have your driver" "No he's gone " "Where's he gone" "Pretty much everywhere"

@datboihans8109 6 жыл бұрын

"You will cut that fence down and get this convoy on the move !" Band of brothers reference ?

@ryansalom7157 6 жыл бұрын

"Major Horton told you to cut that fence?"

@raymondj8768 6 жыл бұрын

that dog wount hunt you ganna let a fence hold up an asalt hahaha

@handlesarecringe957 6 жыл бұрын

Vémundr But to the Geneva Conventions, not any movie.

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

dat boi Hans lol I love that reference

@JoshuaJacque117 5 жыл бұрын

Vémundr No unnecessary destruction of property was a real thing

@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 жыл бұрын

7:41 hey look ma, I'm on tv I is

@explosivedonuts3764 6 жыл бұрын

@atskyrider1636 6 жыл бұрын

Hurrah~~~

@johnyoung4441 6 жыл бұрын

Yyyeeeeesss

@theunknown2772 6 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT

@michaelgmr60 6 жыл бұрын

Were are you?

@ellis_frwnchir 5 жыл бұрын

2:15 2 tanks stuck on crossroads Armoured car broke down Maus drives past Me: "ok , what the f×ck is going on!!!???"

@astonrichardson5288 2 жыл бұрын

And the Maus asked for directions!

@robertmcveigh1572 5 жыл бұрын

“Oh it’s Raining” “At Last, the homefield advantage” “Oh F*cking Marvelous”

@thomasgodridge5945 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Company of heroes. " Rain... Open top tank... F*cking great engineering"

@karelpgbr 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely magnificent line that is

@andymyung1132 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao.

@juanmaldecena5678 6 жыл бұрын

Squire: I insist you upload first, old chap MikeGoesBoom: Nonsense, I demand that you upload first PhlyDaily: *WHAT THE HELL IS THE HOLDUP?!*

@panzerwafflez7228 6 жыл бұрын

Bloody Americans!!! (funny cas Im an American XD)

@loaddkzalchemy4011 6 жыл бұрын

DrunkPilot 189 lol

@joshluna20 6 жыл бұрын

Haadi Mughal oooobbbvvviiiiooouusssslllyyy he was not

@joshluna20 6 жыл бұрын

i thought sarcasm was funny

@elisgibbard5215 6 жыл бұрын

The beginning skit is a disturbingly accurate interpretation of trying to get anywhere in Britain.

@mastro6346 6 жыл бұрын

Cross Roads are a nightmare

@planeburner3263 6 жыл бұрын

True so true

@xavieranims5495 6 жыл бұрын

you profile pic is dango family i like it

@m4_sherman 6 жыл бұрын

elis gibbard I think I’ll walk if I go to Britain.

@nicoderechte442 6 жыл бұрын

So, If I wanna visit Britain for 2 weeks how much do you think I'll get done in this time?

@phantomechelon3628 5 жыл бұрын

The reversing alarm on the Maus just cracked me up!

@mypenisisunbelievablysmall830 6 жыл бұрын

Where’s he gone? Pretty much everywhere XD

@airraid9614 5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Saturn323_88 3 жыл бұрын

But what

@ungluedbiscuit2736 6 жыл бұрын

That swordfish pilot got a bit lost. Must have been a spy oh well. (Load service revolver)

@Dragoneye2828 6 жыл бұрын

3:30 that german sherman laugh cought me off guard XD

@aresthewarlord9110 6 жыл бұрын

Emil Kollakowski me too. I would be laughing too tbh. I've got a huge iron cross painted on the side of the turret and a paint job that sticks out like a sore thumb from any American division of any kind. But, yet here he was.

@Derjulian01 6 жыл бұрын

same

@Sgt-lott10 5 жыл бұрын

Emil Kollakowski LoL

@historygirl6732 5 жыл бұрын

HERMAN THE GERMAN SHERMAN

@DraftTheHippies 5 жыл бұрын

2 reasons why the the US and the UK lost operation market garden 1. Dropping paratroopers in broad daylight 2. British tankers saying their orders were "no unnecessary damage of public or private property"

@wierdalien1 5 жыл бұрын

That and 82nd airbourne failed its job

@evanboyd1541 4 жыл бұрын

Plus dropping the 1st airborne eight miles from their objective. I mean they dropped the sixth airborne right onto the approaches of the Bridge in Normandy.

@evanboyd1541 4 жыл бұрын

Alistair Shaw funny how British General Browning approved of Gavin’s decisions to take the heights above Nijmegen. I mean it’s not like the possession of the high ground is important in Military matters.

@evanboyd1541 4 жыл бұрын

And let’s not ask the Dutch military the best way to approach Arnhem from Nijmegen. It’s not like they had a war game with this exact problem, and the students who chose the straight ahead approach failed the war game.

@wierdalien1 4 жыл бұрын

@@evanboyd1541 following the plan is also important

@wormass777 5 жыл бұрын

*The German maus waving a white flag* "ahh yes i see him and he is waving a french flag" 😂😂

@cowbanchalam9725 4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't it the British flag at Dunkirk? Well it was for those who weren't quick enough to run away

@prezzyjim 4 жыл бұрын

Cowban Chalam it wasn’t a surrender u moron, it was an evacuation - therefore, no need for a white flag, don’t forget the fact we helped the French evacuate too...

@jasbails9857 4 жыл бұрын

@@cowbanchalam9725 Tactical withdrawal, old fella

@LividSky 4 жыл бұрын

Winston Churchill In hoi4, we call that a slaughterhouse. There is no surrendering for those bois :-)

@arealbaguette5210 4 жыл бұрын

@BIGBEAST UFC french government surrendered*

@DigitalDiggingNet 6 жыл бұрын

Fabulous. I enjoyed at least 54% of this.

@mariano98ify 6 жыл бұрын

DigitalDigging i enjoyed 100%

@JumonkeyOnline 6 жыл бұрын

was you init for 46% then :)

@DigitalDiggingNet 6 жыл бұрын

Haha - cheeky bugger!

@AaaBbb-kw5em 6 жыл бұрын

DigitalDigging is that your IQ ?

@poodslolsasa 6 жыл бұрын

I love how you make the allied forces winning the war look like an accident.

@240pixel 6 жыл бұрын

*soldier voice* : "That Sherman is a spy!"

@magicman3163 4 жыл бұрын

240pixel by the end of the War they actually did steal T-34’s and Sherman’s they preferred Sherman’s because they had the same parts as German tanks because US companies made German tank factories

@milo8300 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. MagicMan ok ok ok thanks for the info Sherlock Im trying not to be rude

@zekekutz9167 4 жыл бұрын

@@milo8300 why u say that then

@Cbrmkn98xs 3 жыл бұрын

Engineer: That Sherman ain’t on our side!

@aminebe1263 3 жыл бұрын

3:29

@dancingpotplant 5 жыл бұрын

I'm astonished you got such good quality footage from the period. It's usually black and white but colour complete with sound!

@mrs.dairycow62 4 жыл бұрын

dancingpotplant it’s a game

@d.s.a.2385 4 жыл бұрын

@@mrs.dairycow62 r/woooosh

@franekdolas1364 6 жыл бұрын

This why the Soviets were the first to Berlin

@emilioalvarez7604 6 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@BanderasCannon 5 жыл бұрын

Technically the Germans was first to Berlin 😉

@thomasmcewen5493 5 жыл бұрын

Franek Dolas Right No manners

@comradebismarck 5 жыл бұрын

Very true the soviets won the war thats a fact

@bradleywhitefield 5 жыл бұрын

YOUR CLOSER. AND HAVE MORE MEN.

@corvisaqua 6 жыл бұрын

British queues can penetrate even the thickest armor

@plozano00ify 6 жыл бұрын

Miketribe no that is for American tanks planes warships and soldiers ._.

@NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN 6 жыл бұрын

Womenrespecter500 but not Russian armor

@3VRstudio 6 жыл бұрын

"Shall we fire again, sir? No, no it's his turn" Your videos are everything that is good on this bad world :D Keep it up, mate!

@papapanzer0935 5 жыл бұрын

Britain: Is raining British people: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.

@KaiservonKrieger 6 жыл бұрын

That German Sherman though

@mastro6346 6 жыл бұрын

What's that

@F-14DSuperTomcat 6 жыл бұрын

The Balkenkreuz was a dead giveaway

@Mako969696 6 жыл бұрын

"a French flag" Fucking priceless.

@lukewilliams4333 6 жыл бұрын

Mako969696 😂😂😂😂

@generous_coconut 6 жыл бұрын

That’s just mean! Lol XD

@shipmaster_caine 6 жыл бұрын

1:28 "Ahh Buggar" the most british thing ive heard

@zenithomega19 5 жыл бұрын

“Going in circles, just like the Bismarck” LOLZ

@ObssesedNuker 6 жыл бұрын

I was hoping a Soviet tank was gonna appear in the que, wondering how the hell they wound up in Normandy after starting in Belarus.

@Briselance 6 жыл бұрын

ObssesedNuker Same. :-) Some Italian, Japanese, or Hungarian stuff would have been good too.

@RPGTKingpin 6 жыл бұрын

That is simple, komrade. Komrade Kommissar Tank Kommander had big celebration. Much vodka was had. Next day, he was in Normandy.

@SchlopFlopper 5 жыл бұрын

What if I told you a Korean was at D-Day

@MangoStudiosSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Dropped everything to watch this

@haraldschevik5213 6 жыл бұрын

NutellaPilot same

@Birb_of_Judge 6 жыл бұрын

NutellaPilot same

@MacCoalieCoalson 6 жыл бұрын

NutellaPilot I dropped my baby I may or may not have had to watch this

@andresmartinezramos7513 6 жыл бұрын

I had to drop the A-bomb

@deadzedcomics 6 жыл бұрын

I dropped a torpedo to watch this

@BlindGuardianCz 5 жыл бұрын

" See anything Jenkins? " "Nope" < Driving archer...

@gho95 5 жыл бұрын

"you still have your driver?" ~bang~ "uuuh... Nope. He's gone" "gone where?" "pretty much everywhere."

@zanypoo30 6 жыл бұрын

This cured my cancer. Thanks dad ❤️

@zaknaylor4973 6 жыл бұрын

What are you on a bout cancers not something to joke about bother my grandaddy died from it but anyway I hope that's your way of saying this is good and Britain did save all your arses

@PrismaticFitness 6 жыл бұрын

zak Naylor lol

@zanypoo30 6 жыл бұрын

zak Naylor Britain saved our asses? N🙏🏻I🙏🏻B🙏🏻B🙏🏻A

@moelordkaito9891 6 жыл бұрын

Canadian Commanders...

@chrislemieux6838 6 жыл бұрын

Kaito The Kanadian as a canadian myself I can confirm

@steamwolf5521 6 жыл бұрын

Kaito The Kanadian in canada we are nice that is why

@sritchie1272 6 жыл бұрын

Kaito The Kanadian where I live we call that a Canadian stand off

@konstantinosnikolakakis8125 6 жыл бұрын

Im also canadian

@PadecMaybeReal 6 жыл бұрын

with british accents

@salter1630 6 жыл бұрын

"At last, the home-field advantage" MY SIDES

@L_U-K_E 5 жыл бұрын

I love the stereotype that British people are TOO kind Btw I’m British and I love Tea ☕️

@TheBurnknight 5 жыл бұрын

not kind> polite. theres a diffrence

@robbiebarnett362 5 жыл бұрын

Luke P yep I’m drinking my 5th cup today

@EstEsreil 5 жыл бұрын

@@robbiebarnett362 Better be only morning, that's a far too small amount tea.

@KruhlSentru 4 жыл бұрын

My experiences online have shown that the British are very polite. I remember a short, polite bit of joking over myself and another opposing player on PlanetSide ending up fighting each 3 or 4 times in a row, purely by chance. Something about a "two man war". For comparison, this was a game with up to 100 players on each of three sides, so it was very unlikely. Honestly, I don't think any conversations I had even with allied players were remotely as polite on the US servers, none the less an enemy player.

@keighlancoe5933 3 жыл бұрын

Don't be fooled by us, we can get quite nasty when pushed

@davidgressli1691 6 жыл бұрын

Finally!! I've been missing this Gentleman!! Am I the only one??

@mrcomp1971 6 жыл бұрын

3:37 that voice sounded a lot like Soldier from TF2.

@annelisemeier283 6 жыл бұрын

mrcomp twas the point I assume

@josephgraham1590 6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the head of Richard Nixon in Futurama

@wick9427 6 жыл бұрын

his attitude very much fits as well

@loreseer9553 6 жыл бұрын

As a veteran of TF2 who has over 180p hours I can say that Soldier was fighting in WW II, because the game takes place in 1970's! He also had realized that the war was long been over after 3 years. That can be him himself too.

@ProjectSemeticsHwX 6 жыл бұрын

It is

@stickstickstick8331 6 жыл бұрын

"and he's waving a French flag"😂😂😂😂

@Cheese25536 3 жыл бұрын

“If Monty Python Was a War Thunder Game”

@Bahnfanatiker 6 жыл бұрын

"Das ist ja wie auf der Bismarck" :D so god damn great :D

@Luca.W78 4 жыл бұрын

The one who life’s like the Bismarck dies like the Bismarck

@CokeSpray53 6 жыл бұрын

Ah here comes dat monthly dose of British propaga... I mean quality film production. Guess I'll dispatch a carrier eagle and see how long it'll take Squire to notice it's not a pigeon...

@finleydyos6174 6 жыл бұрын

How dare thee!!

@qwertyuiop-rg4mj 6 жыл бұрын

Begone, thou foul american farmer.

@scottskidmore8558 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it with the back-up beeper on the Maus

@TotalTirpitz 5 жыл бұрын

Marvelous show all round I dare say. 7:56 "I am a pole" If you wished to continue the Bismark line.

@AvarikVonNom 6 жыл бұрын

_Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees_

@Bcd31997 6 жыл бұрын

Avarik von Nom yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

@berkaytukel3321 6 жыл бұрын

First i read as the british tank commander, secondly as the filthy frank's yeeeys" remix

@bossplayerunit4563 6 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeees yeeees

@ifitdontfitrubsomebacononi7358 6 жыл бұрын

Avarik von Nom rub some bacon on it

@bluejaydude117 6 жыл бұрын

Avͫaͤrͫiͤk von Nom I

@goodsous 6 жыл бұрын

There's a Blackadder fan in that Sherman Firefly.

@andynixon2820 5 жыл бұрын

More accurate than fury .

@cataclysmicnothing 6 жыл бұрын

7:00 "Rain, open top tank... Fucking _great_ engineering..."

@LivingtheDream2004 5 ай бұрын

They have a draining system

@derpykat3537 6 жыл бұрын

Spicy meme sauce

@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын

szechuan sauce.

@reddyforlenny9389 6 жыл бұрын

MuLaN sZeChUaN sAuCe!?!?!?

@renatabanks3751 6 жыл бұрын

Squire YOU FUCKING WATCH RICK AND MORTY??? SAME MAH FAVORET GENTLEMAN

@lumpilumpinski9951 6 жыл бұрын

".. put out your white shirt and wave it to accept the capitulation." "Sir, a german tank with a french flag.."

6 жыл бұрын

Coming from the guys who fled at dunkirk , good work

@lumpilumpinski9951 6 жыл бұрын

If you count the french victories in history, they are very successful. So the "running french" is nonsense. But i love the joke.

6 жыл бұрын

I learned to be less painfull and stop saying "uh france stronk look at Boney he invaded europe and the brits couldn't won before the prussians and the russian did bash him" Now I bring Dunkirk on the table , to complement the joke I could say also 'but at least , when we leaved vietnam , only one half was communist" if my interlocutor is proven to be american

@tommcmahon14 6 жыл бұрын

Béquat Fougère we didn't flee Dunkirk dumbass

@strongback6550 6 жыл бұрын

Lumpi Lumpinski The reason why it's so great is exactly due to that fact.

@user-dk6mh8zo1l Жыл бұрын

Loved the laughing German Sherman and the firefly whistling the British Grenadiers!

@dusty2080 6 жыл бұрын

Of course the Soldier is the only trigger happy soldier around

@Captain_Rhodor 4 жыл бұрын

YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU! **screams in American and beats helmet with the Meme Shovel**

@yamamotoshinjuku1575 6 жыл бұрын

How do you know when your tank is French? When the reverse is faster How do you know when your tank is American? It's a moving tin can How do you know when your tank is Japanese? You haven't heard of it

@falloutghoul1 6 жыл бұрын

How do you know your tank is German? It's crushed beneath Russia's industrial output.

@c.waring 6 жыл бұрын

How do i know your English,fucking savage,amazing person

@avivfrai4858 6 жыл бұрын

6:55 "Oh it's raining." _"At last, the Home Field advantage!"_

@rox2316 4 жыл бұрын

"oh fucking marvelous."

@Luigi-uw5un 6 жыл бұрын

This videos have such high quality. And they are So funny! You are one, if not the best war thunder KZfaqr EVER

@MelonManofWar 6 жыл бұрын

8:27 You broke that fence and destroyed someone's property! That is a war crime and is punishable by no sugar and cream in your tea!

@mitchellhogg4627 6 жыл бұрын

"Sir there's a right big bastard ae a tank comin straight doon the road taewards us"

@larryfoullke219 6 жыл бұрын

3:32 that is the laugh of someone who is going to have a lot of fun shortly.

@monomanual 5 жыл бұрын

This is the first video I see on this channel, and I'm glad that it has been this way, this is pure gold! Greetings from Chile

@spacedemunn8252 6 жыл бұрын

Bruh that German m4 😂

@brodzilla623fordawin4 6 жыл бұрын

I think this is the best video yet in all your videos

@2serveand2protect 5 жыл бұрын

That line with the "white rag" or "white shirt", that they take for a FRENCH FLAG was PRICELESS! XD :D

@Loop42 6 жыл бұрын

The historical accuracy is flawless as usual! Great video!

@firespawn01 6 жыл бұрын

Jolly good show, Old Chap!

@nicholasheale7396 6 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that the kiwis still want the bob sempel

@sovereign6291 6 жыл бұрын

The literal worst tank ever made. That's dedication for you.

@zafranorbian757 6 жыл бұрын

Oh No With a bit of luck you maybe can kill a m56 Skorpion with it.

@R4V3-0N 6 жыл бұрын

It's far from the worst tank ever made. There are tanks out there requiring the driver to amputate his foot to get out of the tank (Valiant), there are tanks that were so huge that it requires 3-4 trucks and a specialist trailer to transport it unlike a Sherman which a single truck can carry two (tortoise), there are tanks that had such pathetically low penetration to pen anything of it's time period (anything before 1940 for Germany), there is also tanks that had more then half of them combat ineffective by simply driving in a straight line for an hour or less (t-35) Bob Semple had decent armour protection to counter a Japanese landing force (adequate enough to handle Japanese rifle and machine gun fire which I have to remind you a few tanks have this 'good' armour in WT and can be killed by anything else, like the Ontos, Striker, Scorpion, etc.) as well as the fact it was relatively cheap to make or convert tractors into. A top all that but the production version was to have an M3 37mm cannon in the turret in exchange of the place holder of the 6th machine gun and the so few Bob Semples that did see official service had their turrets removed in preparation to accept a 37mm once it had arived. Considering it's crew count, relatively thick armour for early rank 1, and AT abilities of late war 37mm ammo, I can easily imagine it at being in BR 1.3. I will soon head to the national archives to confirm the designs with 37mm's and 2pdr's once I get the funds but from public known information it was meant to have a 37mm.

@sovereign6291 6 жыл бұрын

That sounds far more comprehensive than what I knew of it which was a tractor with armor welded onto it Mad Max style and 6 machine guns thrown around the driver seat pointing in every direction.

@edwarddundon-smith9059 6 жыл бұрын

Sovereign in my hone town we have a real life bob sempel in the town square. I have dreams of slowly but surely charging it at my enemies.

@Evil_Shiro 5 жыл бұрын

This ia the best way I've learned, holy crap. Keep up the amazing work, it's incredible. 😍

@roba4295 4 жыл бұрын

I love these! Absolutely top notch, lads!

@sirboot1630 6 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEES

@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын

Yeeees

@fastestbasket4327 6 жыл бұрын

Karl Heinrich Markx YEEEEEEEEE

@ridhofc7140 6 жыл бұрын

Nyeeettttttttttt

@johnorr8573 6 жыл бұрын

Karl Heinrich Markx NIEEEEN

@azweistein9427 6 жыл бұрын

As everytime great video

@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын

Glad you thought so!

@VideoGameHaven 2 жыл бұрын

8:23 He drove over the fence anyway at the end. I hope he gets court martialed for his wonton collateral damage.

@doktorfuchs218 5 жыл бұрын

0:35 - 2:40 When Canadians bump into each other in the doorway

@mclundgren5105 6 жыл бұрын

this was so British my teeth rotted to dust half way through

@tommcmahon14 6 жыл бұрын

Untrustworthy Cowboy that wasn't funny after the 70s we now have on par/batter dental care compared to America and some EU countries

@zarakdurrani7584 6 жыл бұрын

Untrustworthy Cowboy hoho! Savage!!!

@stalewater5571 6 жыл бұрын

T.Macca17, I smell some very salty tea.

@deathwolf123451 6 жыл бұрын

Holy hell lad you made me laugh so hard my kettle pot poured the tea itself!

@Timbo5000 6 жыл бұрын

All of the EU? I doubt that. America? Who in the first world *doesn´t* have better dental care?

@leo-kb5yw 6 жыл бұрын

New from Squire: How the British won the war. Seems legit...

@rozza3135 6 жыл бұрын

GInGER ᑕĦןckeN because we did.

@xlandoalex7657 6 жыл бұрын

The Slav Of Lunacy ikr

@fartimusbumworthy4682 6 жыл бұрын

Course we did, we won both of them so we did 😜

@patrickmacready1779 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they did.

@Brecconable 6 жыл бұрын

The moral of the story is don't jump the bloody queue.

@ghriszlybare2547 6 жыл бұрын

This earned you a subscribe. This was fantastic!

@thewomble1509 5 жыл бұрын

Love the reversing beeper on the Maus, priceless!

@flakcannonhans6170 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how long Canadians would be there at that intersection

@mamavswild 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@johnb2945 5 жыл бұрын

Best thing on KZfaq - bloody hilarious 😂

@shubhankardasgupta4777 6 жыл бұрын

fantastic work you deserve more subs! :)

@warbird3036 5 жыл бұрын

Since I know your videos are really good I just liked before I even started watching.👍

@christopherlum4736 6 жыл бұрын

Squire would you please send back my carrier pigeons? I have sent about 30 from Hawaii sending a like. I haven't seen some in years and I'm currently out of pigeons to send.