“The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed.” Stab victim: *Why didn’t I think of that!?*

"lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" me too, bro, me too.

“Ask them politely to stop” THIS SEEMS TO BE A GREAT IDEA!

“Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school” 😂😂💀💀😭

"please dont shoot me" shooter : "understandable, have a nice day"

Aight thx.

Killer: *Shoots me* Me: Could u please stop shooting me? Killer: Understandable, have a great day

“How to survive being stabbed” Rasputin: so basically, be me.

"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." - Infographics 2021

"Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or around the general area? Ask them politely to stop" Aight bet

Myself: I don’t need this My Brain: Just in case

“Maybe you’re hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school” DAYUM

Bro they really said the first way to survive is just to “don’t be stabbed lol”

"Maybe you're hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school" ouch, that one hurt

"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed" Guess I should cancel my flight to England

One last thing about surviving stab wounds: you mentioned blocking with your fore arms, which is correct. However, you never want your palms to face outward (away from you). This is because the big veins in your arm become vulnerable, and you can experience a lot of blood loss if they are cut. Therefore, it is far better to have your palms facing you (so your veins face you). I hope that this is informative, and I also hope you never have to call on this knowledge.

if there’s one thing i’ve learned it’s to never take out the knife

Sounds complicated... Can we just agree to not stab me?

"How to survive being stabbed" British people: interesting innit

As a Roadman living in London, i needed this.

please forever keep this narrator, he always has me rolling.

*Everybody in the UK (especially London):* "THE HOLY GRAIL!"

Man in alley: has a knife and walks up to me Me: wait lemme watch infographics

Don't remove the knife, period. The moment you do, you're already done even if you cauterize the wound.

Imagine someone's last words after being stabbed "I should have... watched that youtube tutorial..."

"Ask them politely to stop" Thank you bro, you just saved a life

As someone who has not gotten stabbed I can confirm that not getting stabbed is the best way to not get stabbed

“Don’t try to go all Rambo and dig the bullet out.” If women are watching I’m still gonna try it.

Infographics, one day its something like "why dogs are so cool" the next its "DONT DIE" never gets old

“Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed” Me to my lungs: You and I are not so different

The humor on channel is getting way better! Keep up the good work

“Ask them politely to stop” Attacker: *stabs* Victim: Could you please stop? I’m sorry it just hurts a little haha

“Or an American public school” 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂

Just tell them no, they legally can't do whatever they are attempting to do.

This is great! Thank you!

Thanks for the advice!

People in UK: “Write that down! Write that down!”

“Ask them politely to stop” 💀

Thank you this really helped

He said “wrong side of the knife” as if someone would stab you with the part you hold the knife with

As someone who lives in the UK This feels like a personal attack but I’m not complaining

Video idea: how to survive surviving when you need to survive

Everybody gangsta until somebody say “bro I gotta try this out”

How good is this narrative 👍 and still a really good information drop

“Maybe you’re hanging out an a shooting range, or an American school…” *Ooopp felt that one* 😬

"An american public school" Definitely my favorite Jab taken at americans

I had got stabbed 6 time 4 months ago and I am 15 and this video help me survive thank you so much

This is a very important video thanks

*Gets stabbed* Blood: "aight, imma head out." Vital organs: "Bravo six, going dark." Stomach: "He needs some milk."

If you said “The world is a bad place, sooner or later you’re gonna get stabbed” 😂

Thanks it really helped, really appreciate it.

Perfect to my book 😌 Tyy

I stepped on a piece of lego and I'm still alive

“The best way to not get stabbed is too not get stabbed” Infographic show

Thanks this actually worked

Thanks for the tutorial

I live in England this is gonna be so helpful yav saved me life

No one: School nurses: put an ice pack on it

Never bring a knife to an Infographics fight.

Needed this tutorial for the future 👍

I've been stabbed before, in both lungs, and one thing I can tell you is that it is not a pleasant experience. I got to the hospital in 45 minutes, got stitches, and had to wait about +10 hours before I could get a chest tube insertion. This is how I managed to survive it; as soon as I got stabbed, my heart was beating fast and it felt like something heavy was placed on my chest, I couldn't take deep breaths, I first thought that my heart was beating fast due to adrenaline but after 30 minutes later I realized that something was seriously wrong. I started taking slow and shallow breaths in order to stop my lungs from expanding and when I got to the hospital bed, I spent the night fully awake in an upright position. I did my best to not exert myself as I did not want to put pressure on my chest. This is what worked for me, slow and shallow breaths until I could get a chest tube insertion.

"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

I TESTED IT AND IT WORKED!!!!! TYSM!!!

I love that Infographics is explaining us how to avoid death.

Should ask the 12yr old girl that got stabbed 19 times by her "friends" who believed slenderman was real

I’m from London thankyou this is helpfull

He's spitting out facts.

how to survive: 1. put an ice pack over the wound

"Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" *HMMMMMM*

My Tio Juan who's right now living in the streets and is a big alcoholic went through so much in his life, my dad told me this story of my Tio of when he was a kid he was stayed the night at my tios and one night someone came knocking on the door asking for water and that he was very thirsty my Tio Juan being a good man when and grabbed him some water after the man pounded the water my Tio turned around and left his back open and the man started stabbing my Tio repeatedly in the back over and over again he ended up surviving the stab wounds and years later my Tio is still alive with a bunch of stab scars all over his back my Tio Juan is a blessed man to be here still on this earth today

Respect for putting the title as the first clip

"Switching to your sidearm is fast" "Using your knife is even faster" -An intelligent person

I got stabbed, on my back near my left shoulder, luckily the knife was pretty small so no internal organs or arteries were punctured, but I still bled pretty badly. Here's how it happened: I got into a fight with a random guy, we scuffled for a little while before I managed to chase him away. At first I didn't realize I was stabbed, but after the adrenaline wore off I realized I was bleeding and found a hole on my back, where he stabbed me. I went to a nearby parking lot where I started applying first aid, took my shirt off, put pressure on the wound and called an ambulance. Once the ambulance came I was literally sitting in a pool of my own blood. I made it to the hospital, thankfully, without passing out (or worse; dead), got stitched up and after a few weeks made a full recovery. This story has a happy ending but not everyone is this lucky. Be careful out there guys and especially girls, hopefully this never happens to you but if it does I hope you know what to do to prevent yourself from dying.

actually needed this a month ago. thx tho.

Good advice for my trip to the UK

03:28 "Maybe you're hanging out in a Shooting Range or an _American Public School_ " *hold up*

I would definitely ask the shooter politely to stop shooting me after getting shot once.

*Can't wait to go to South London and test this out!*

will be needing this for uk

“Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.”

This is why Martial arts and self defence are important man Seriously learning how to disarm an armed assailant and incapacitate them is more important than most people make it out

"If your at a gun range, or an American school" I couldn't have laughed any harder.

"Is whoever shot you still shooting you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop." -Infographics

Maturity is when you realise *""The best way to survive being* *stabbed is not to get stabbed""*

Thx bro i live in Briton so this is very helpful lol👌

This video had an extra layer of sarcasm in it.

I'm not a hero or badass, but if my family is getting threatened I'm going out with a fight. I love them too much to have them get hurt.

"Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school", infographics, you out did yourself with this one 😂😂😂

Being a grown man living in london after England lost Watching this video was a must

This man said "An american public school" that had me weak.

I cracked up when I heard when he said “don’t be a billy badass and book it” 😂

The amount of sarcasm in this video is amazing

I felt the whole video 😭

How to survive : DONT DIE

3:42 "ask them politely to stop" Shooter - shooting at me Me - pls stop Shooter - understandable, have a great day

Thanks now my panic and anxiety levels went from high to extra high

Thanks for this. Was about to get stabbed but now I know!

"Lungs are allergic to being stabbed" And I'm deathly allergic to dying, what's with all these allergies... am I right?

That advice about seatbelts is definitely the best...I walked away from 2 accidents because of the seat belts, a head on collision (before we all had air bags) and more recently a very spectacular freewsy collision - spun around twice and barrel rolled 3x before coming to rest. And only "whiplash" injuries to show for each...wear your seat belts!

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