How to be a REAL Norse Heathen

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Most people WON'T tell you this! There are many guides on how to start practising the Germanic pagan religion known as Odinism, Asatru or Heathenry, but not all of them are very accurate. Enrol in my online micro-learning course to get a reliable introduction to Heathen ritual.
Starting Heathenry: startingheathenry.thinkific.com/
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@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

The first 9 people to enroll for Starting Heathenry with the discount code BALEDAY get 10% off: startingheathenry.thinkific.com/

@freehatespeech6804 27 күн бұрын

The first 9, lol

@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

@@freehatespeech6804if you don’t know why i chose 9 then you need the course

@gerarmdr 26 күн бұрын

@@Survivethejive 😄

@freehatespeech6804 26 күн бұрын

@@Survivethejive For the same reason lots of different kings from different times are all supposedly nine generations removed from a certain someone

@user-pr1id5kg9p 24 күн бұрын

Hmm... nothing about placentas?

@Gares. 27 күн бұрын

I met Ragnar Genocide Odinsson once. Surprisingly kind chap. His Afro-Latina wife, however, is truly unhinged.

@ryanorionwotanson4568 27 күн бұрын

His what wife?? 😳

@corposant 27 күн бұрын

Clearly you've never met Varg.

@ravenodinson7483 27 күн бұрын

Listen, my brother may be a thick skulled knuckle dragger but he means well. Yesterday, he was trying to commune with Òdinn and sacrificed our mailman on the altar to please the All Father. Now, we don't get mail. Anyways, Hail the Gods and bountiful harvest to you.

@ryanorionwotanson4568 27 күн бұрын

@@ravenodinson7483 this is comedy 🤣

@ur-inannak9565 27 күн бұрын

Is this a dig at that Danish ginger guy?

@FollowerofWotan999 27 күн бұрын

Reddit "Pagans" won't like this one bit!

@robofclanlennox Күн бұрын

Reddit? lolol

@ShowMeMoviesInc. 27 күн бұрын

Literally nailed the unholy trinity of the online pagan space

@danielflanagan7197 27 күн бұрын

The marvel poster. The dragon appendage. The imitation is perfect.

@andrewstachowski3375 27 күн бұрын

"appendage" lol

@Auloss 27 күн бұрын

what channel is he mocking in this clip?

@hArtyTruffle 27 күн бұрын

Is that what that was 😂

@user-fq7eh3jz7u 27 күн бұрын

Gothi grimwulf for the soy boy and Varg for the wood runner

@danieldelaney1377 27 күн бұрын

Varg and a few others i think@@user-fq7eh3jz7u

@milosv123344 27 күн бұрын

That norwegian accent was too good, should be an actor

@skadiwarrior2053 26 күн бұрын

I thought it was Welsh!

@peterj9351 26 күн бұрын

@@skadiwarrior2053 In this case it definitely was Norwegian 😂

@FelixGWilliams 27 күн бұрын

Thank the gods. I been trying to learn but can only eat so much placenta

@TheStreamThatJakeBuilt 27 күн бұрын

Stop watch coom. Placenta eat now

@ymishaus2266 27 күн бұрын

@@TheStreamThatJakeBuilt Rub the horn!

@Ricky-oi3wv 27 күн бұрын

Eat the placenta or you won't be strong enough to dance with the bear!!

@tysolbohan6446 26 күн бұрын

You realize your gods are demons right ? or sorry dead giant spirits how come every time when 1 looks at these so called gods its tied to witch craft and demons ? who are you trying to fool

@OfTheSpiral 23 күн бұрын

😂

@marktotham6193 27 күн бұрын

My pineal gland hurts now...cheers

@karkir-joharkarntkristkark9507 25 күн бұрын

The way of "Spearing" is the only way to open the chakras. Three channels, the three spearheads of the valknot (the two channels of the sun and moon united in the middle channel, the three footed swastika of the pregnant Freya (giving birth to the spiritual child). It hurts 😉

@tyner3563 27 күн бұрын

Pretty decent American accent I gotta say

@WarDogMadness 27 күн бұрын

That intro is funny as hell and very accurate 😂 .

@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

More at the end of the

@vishwarao6064 27 күн бұрын

@@Survivethejive when the

@WarDogMadness 27 күн бұрын

@@Survivethejive i did see very funny and accurate also.

@doctorfaustxvi 27 күн бұрын

Extremely based and jestpilled

@keighlancoe5933 27 күн бұрын

I love it when you do stuff like this. Your acting and comedy skills are actually top notch.

@rumblechad 27 күн бұрын

Theological arguments aside, the "inclusive pagan" circlejerkers and the vargites can never convince me to hate Tom because he's so genuinely funny. The bits at the start and end of the video made me belly-laugh until my stomach hurt.

@cothromgrimr161 26 күн бұрын

Varg followers point out his Judaic reminiscent beliefs such as being married in a Catholic Church.

@bomaniigloo 22 күн бұрын

And varg is a welfare queen and kind of a failed human.

@Fire_ov_Renewal 22 күн бұрын

Many of Vargs takes on Heathens of the past are way off the mark!

@cothromgrimr161 22 күн бұрын

@@Fire_ov_Renewal more like they were “too much” on the mark that people had to reevaluate themselves

@Fire_ov_Renewal 21 күн бұрын

@@cothromgrimr161 like autistic vikings. Reeeal on the mark.

@SunGraal 27 күн бұрын

The world needs a STJ comedy spin off channel

@volkskrieg8735 27 күн бұрын

@MrRourk 27 күн бұрын

We need more videos with these characters

@kraftbaisden3737 27 күн бұрын

Agree

@icollectbadgers 23 күн бұрын

Yes!

@moocher7336 22 күн бұрын

I think Tom would reach more people

@TenkaFubu 27 күн бұрын

I don't know why people think Ragnar is a stand in for Varg. They are clearly different. Rangar is a stenotype of many other heathens. IF STJ wanted to mention Varg he could simply have mentioned placenta and neanderthals instead

@Survivethejive 26 күн бұрын

Yup

@TenkaFubu 26 күн бұрын

@@malcolmmacnab698 What's there to debate? Neanderthals don't exist today, they went extinct a long time ago. Debates only happen between civilized gentlemen who value truth and reason, not madmen who believe what whatever they want and ignore truth.

@King.Leonidas 26 күн бұрын

@Survivethejivei think it fits with older Varg

@trenthobson2756 27 күн бұрын

>pretends to be cringe >defaults to American accent

@kipkipper-lg9vl 27 күн бұрын

Accurate

@bomaniigloo 26 күн бұрын

Most redditors are Americans. So it checks out

@kennetheisenbraun5217 26 күн бұрын

Most McPagans are American.

@braysive4380 26 күн бұрын

Every American, from any background, that LARPs some distant heritage is the ultimate cringe. Cowboy hat or baseball hat, that's the extent of American Culture and heritage.

@kennetheisenbraun5217 26 күн бұрын

@braysive4380 because we chose to be born here right? Won't disagree on the cultural aspect. American culture is largely superficial and mostly dead. But heritage, no. American, least until 1965, heritage lies in the English, Dutch, and German settlers. With some coming from places like Ireland and Scandinavia. Being born in or migrating to America doesn't make your heritage suddenly stop after looking back 200 years. You'd probably say the same thing about Vinlanders if they had been successful in creating a new country.

@nullgravity2583 27 күн бұрын

"uncalcify your pineal gland" spot on!🤣

@nodarkthings 27 күн бұрын

Hail Odin sire

@AtlanteanVrilChad 27 күн бұрын

Hail Odin

@WotannWassail 27 күн бұрын

literally me

@nodarkthings 27 күн бұрын

@@WotannWassail what, you mean literally?

@WotannWassail 26 күн бұрын

@@nodarkthings 🥸

@macedoniantupac 25 күн бұрын

@@nodarkthingshe means he agrees with it, just an internet phrase

@Alfred5555 27 күн бұрын

Ragnar-"Yenoshide"-Odinson almost made me choke on my food, ahaha.

@freehatespeech6804 27 күн бұрын

Ragnar Genocide Odinsson should be a recurring character

@LearnHittite 25 күн бұрын

Can you imagine taking your dog out for a walk in rural, picturesque Devon and seeing Jive running through the forest like a beast 😂😂

@bradmakesgains8779 27 күн бұрын

Ragnar Genocide Odinsson is just a more unhinged version of Bjorn Andreas Bull Hansen

@King.Leonidas 26 күн бұрын

hes mixes in with Varg

@paolomartinelli345 22 күн бұрын

Bjorn is a good fella

@BadMotivator66 22 күн бұрын

Bjorn recently said in a livestream that the gods are analogies and he doesn’t literally believe in a one-eyed man. He is an atheist.

@The-Golden-Oak 20 күн бұрын

@@BadMotivator66the gods are not magic men in the sky. They are the conscious energy that creates, sustains, and directs the foundations of our reality. So I don't really believe Odin is literally a one eyed man either. He is a god.

@BadMotivator66 20 күн бұрын

@@The-Golden-Oak when odin appears to us, this is how. in asgard he also is said to look like this. enough of your heresy, hippy 'energy' bollocks.

@hedgiecc 27 күн бұрын

Loving the display of hitherto unexpected hilarious comedy talents! This sounds like a very useful course and you are without doubt the most erudite and relatable person to do it. Best wishes for success in this venture 🙂

@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

Thanks so much! Lots of comic skits in the past too

@andreascovano7742 27 күн бұрын

@@Survivethejive "EMPEROR CLAUDIUS!"

@OpgevoedeBarbaar 27 күн бұрын

Now THIS is Indo-European as fuaaark. Rowsell never misses!

@MrFredstt 27 күн бұрын

Always thought a full guide from you would be awesome. Great to see you've done it!

@robgau2501 27 күн бұрын

Starchild Freysdottir. Lol

@colddarkness1798 27 күн бұрын

Varg Vikernes PLACENTA PLACENTA PLACENTA

@runemasterhariwulfaz5267 27 күн бұрын

THOR = PLACENTA BEARD = PUBIC HAIR MJOLNIR = PENIS THUNDER = REBIRTH (THE SACRED CAVE) Stop listening to these sniveling (((academics)))

@RaffieFaffie 27 күн бұрын

Bear cult < PLACENTA KVLT

@kalinkalass1877 27 күн бұрын

Still goes back further in our history than the more modern JC interpretation of Religion

@King.Leonidas 27 күн бұрын

yeah apparently the woman did a number on him

@King.Leonidas 27 күн бұрын

@kalinkalass1877 you his wife?

@Wodenwyrd 27 күн бұрын

Loved the guest appearances of “Goði” Grimwulf and Varg

@kalinkalass1877 27 күн бұрын

Which was supposed to be Varg?

@rocketpigrecords3719 27 күн бұрын

@@kalinkalass1877 *probably* the one whose middle name is Genocide.

@waltzingpeter 27 күн бұрын

That's ridiculous his wife is French

@rocketpigrecords3719 26 күн бұрын

@@waltzingpeter I swear it's a reconfigured Nick Fuentes dig, lol

@your_belief_vs_everything 25 күн бұрын

Gay

@SigurdVolsung 27 күн бұрын

idk man that Ragnar Odinsson seemed to be onto something

@alexanderren1097 24 күн бұрын

*on something

@destructionindustries1987 18 күн бұрын

Yeah, it's top notch

@oscartango6280 27 күн бұрын

This is one of, if not, the best native European religious material I have ever seen. Mr Rowsell is truly one of the great spiritual heroes of the traditional faith. I’m a practising Neoplatonic English Heathen and your material has been life changing. Thank you so much for all you do and may the Gods bless your days forevermore!

@danielporter4194 27 күн бұрын

The intro summed up my feeling torward a lot of "pagans" so well.

@AtlanteanVrilChad 27 күн бұрын

Wiccans*

@Skismatic 7 күн бұрын

@@AtlanteanVrilChadwiccans are so gay

@elsbells. 27 күн бұрын

I laughed so much during this. Thank you.

@kennetheisenbraun5217 27 күн бұрын

Will definetely be getting this course when im able to. Hope its successful and remains for a long time

@Lightningnova01 27 күн бұрын

This is absolute kino

@liquidoxygen819 27 күн бұрын

Bought it. Love it. Advise it. The course is literally exactly what I had been looking for. This is the answer to someone’s prayer, if not many people’s. The Gods have given to us, and with their gift, we may now properly give back to them

@Angliscwer93 27 күн бұрын

Bruh the Bad Dragon toy absolutely killed me. I honestly wouldn't be surprised there's actually a "heathen" KZfaqr who has one of them in the background of his videos.

@bomaniigloo 26 күн бұрын

Why do you know the name of the toy manufacturer bro?

@googleshill9343 26 күн бұрын

@@bomaniigloo It's pretty well known from memes at this point m8.

@bomaniigloo 26 күн бұрын

@@googleshill9343 whatever you say.

@Angliscwer93 26 күн бұрын

@@bomaniiglooI've been all over the internet for 15 years bud. I know a lot of things.

@embreyd4e686 27 күн бұрын

I wont lie...running through the woods and mastering the sword sounds pretty cool

@Inquisitor_Vex 25 күн бұрын

“My name is Starchild Freysdottir” I fkin lol’d so hard.

@vagabonddruid4045 24 күн бұрын

I've meet like 16 wiccans that act like that!

@Inquisitor_Vex 24 күн бұрын

@@vagabonddruid4045 he nailed it, didn’t he?! 😂

@principlesofliberty1323 22 күн бұрын

AMAZING INTRO and thank you for making this course! I will look into buying it!

@Survivethejive 22 күн бұрын

Hope you enjoy it!

@kennetheisenbraun5217 27 күн бұрын

Ragnar "yenocide" Odinson reminds me of the average Koifish Crusader Kings video.

@heathjohnson1624 27 күн бұрын

Man koifish fans popping up like haestienn

@kaladenn6868 25 күн бұрын

Thanks so much Brother my Woman will thoroughly enjoy this course. She has been craving something like this for a year now.

@wotanfuror 27 күн бұрын

I legitimately screamed at 03:14 🤣

@Natataek 27 күн бұрын

+1 spat out my mead!

@ashd-h4911 27 күн бұрын

Youve outdone yourself on this one. Subscribed.

@BritishColonist 27 күн бұрын

Bro turned into Xavier renegade angel

@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

What doth blot?

@thegrymwolf6360 26 күн бұрын

Tom this is hilarious 😅😂😂 you hit the nail on the head with those impressions haha.

@TonyAarvik 27 күн бұрын

The inclusive american is 100% the worst of the 3 types. I am insanely impressed by your scandinavian accent, Tom. I feel very hit. - Signing up in june, when next paycheck arrives!

@Richard0292 23 күн бұрын

This video was absolutely hilarious and I hope your course does very well.

@robofclanlennox Күн бұрын

I working my way through the course now. Thank you! A solid way to get started and a way to continue supporting you, Tom.

@tzazosghost8256 27 күн бұрын

Well Mr Rowsel, full marks for your efforts and the comedy is perfect! Time will tell if or when I can afford it. But it's definitely on my list of things to buy.

@jimbusmaximus4624 27 күн бұрын

Ragnar Genocide Odinsonn 🤣😂🤣😂 It's so hard to find history based or educational content in general that's both accurate and apolitical these days. Thank you Mr. Rowsell for all your hard work and dedication. This is quickly becoming my favorite channel! ✌️

@way2tehdawn 27 күн бұрын

Why are you laughing? You don’t think swinging a sword in the woods will improve your life or something? 🤨

@Wodanazz 27 күн бұрын

those skits caught me totally off guard wtf lmao But I will definitely be singing up, even if I know a lot of the information already it's great to actually get my facts straight and reinforce my knowledge, and learn probably a fair few new things

@marshallfeltz4403 25 күн бұрын

Lol, I love how much fun you had with this one

@TrimbakkiFonElsass 27 күн бұрын

You should make a seperate channels for the alteregos. Could be a hit.

@taylorgarza1675 25 күн бұрын

“I too am an explorer… OF THE MIND!” ROFL

@arth-ritisoutdooradventure7467 27 күн бұрын

Varg, Grimwulf and STJ collab? Oh my science!

@kalinkalass1877 27 күн бұрын

Which was supposed to be Varg?

@andreascovano7742 27 күн бұрын

@@kalinkalass1877 Ragnar Genocide Oddinnson

@arth-ritisoutdooradventure7467 27 күн бұрын

@@kalinkalass1877 the crazy forest runner

@kalinkalass1877 27 күн бұрын

Strange, neither are like him.

@biggumstevens1784 26 күн бұрын

who was the first stereotype supposed to be? I only got the varg one.

@wolframsteindl2712 24 күн бұрын

Thanks Thomas, I really needed a good laugh! Ragnar Genocide Odinsson had me reeling with laughter! Also, thank you so much for providing this course! It is something I desperately needed, because I did not know where to start with actually becoming a practicing heathen and I think many people feel the same. I will definitely sign up!

@youio9063 25 күн бұрын

Commenting for support. Thank you so much, sir, for your education!!!!

@Leman.Russ.6thLegion 27 күн бұрын

Dude The beanie hat 'problematic' dude is so perfect. What's his name? Ocean something??

@gabork5055 5 күн бұрын

Tim Pool.

@blah6111 27 күн бұрын

Absolutely brilliant!

@NachoCheeze88 26 күн бұрын

your impressions were great 😄 👍

@moo0540 27 күн бұрын

This is incredible 😭😭

@obadiah_vandal 26 күн бұрын

This is excellent! Will definitely be saving up for this.. but I'm still gunna run through the forest like a beast.

@ShimobeSama 27 күн бұрын

lol the title

@CJ-uf6xl 27 күн бұрын

About bloody time.

@jamessimpson9385 27 күн бұрын

I see STJ, I watch.... 😂 What a great start....

@eliasorbon450 13 күн бұрын

Excellent work on the course! My, my, Mr. Rowsell, those distinguished silver strands are quite becoming. A fine necktie would really complete the look of an aristocratic gentleman.

@fabricio-agrippa-zarate1000 22 күн бұрын

Glad to see this. Congrats for your new course. I unfortunately know a bunch of folks who are into the last bad example 😂

@LearnHittite 25 күн бұрын

Jeez that intro was top tier 👍

@kveldmusic 27 күн бұрын

11:18 wasn't prepared for this one 😂

@hArtyTruffle 27 күн бұрын

Intro had me in stitches 🤭

@dasitmane7590 26 күн бұрын

The good hairstyle is back! 😂❤👑

@erichimes3062 27 күн бұрын

Lingonberries ✅ Horn cup✅ Mead ✅ Bag of psilocybin ✅

@generaldingus344 25 күн бұрын

This is a resource that i have wanted for some time now, but i cannot afford it atm. Looking forward to trying it out some day

@Ulvfadhir 26 күн бұрын

Ragnar Genocide Odinsson is obviously the only real heathen. He makes all those shield maidens drizzle and drip!

@Survivethejive 26 күн бұрын

I would imagine Starchild gets more girls

@Ulvfadhir 26 күн бұрын

No way, dudebro! All the bros go to Gymhalla with all the valkyries in the up-the-butt yoga pants serve up the ribeyes and shots of D-bol!

@King.Leonidas 26 күн бұрын

@Survivethejive We all know Ragnar Genocide Odinsson has had his fair share of fan girls. i had even one as a family member lol. before i knew of him. Ragnar Genocide Odinsson although you know has settled down with his 3-6 with his French wife. hahahaha

@Fortastius 6 күн бұрын

@@Survivethejivein this fimbulvetr of civilization, that’s probably true sadly

@biggumstevens1784 26 күн бұрын

"Open door paganism" is the worst of the three. Its just watered down universal secularism at that point.

@mastermonkeyman34 27 күн бұрын

Ocean Keltoi getting called out lmao

@hArtyTruffle 27 күн бұрын

I can’t afford that right now, but will at some point this year 👍🏼

@HeathenEDC 11 күн бұрын

Your impressions are hilarious. I was laughing aloud. It’s difficult to find a community in the Southeastern United States. There are a few groups, but they are mostly Unis, Alphabet+ people and/or crazy people. I’m not the only normal heathen, but I haven’t found any of you out in the world yet. I’ll keep looking.

@kmd9999 26 күн бұрын

You are incredible!

@galenbjorn443 27 күн бұрын

Would love to see you and norse magic and belives have a talk. He is a great dude aswell

@TalosBjorn 27 күн бұрын

They've done a video together

@Joemccxc 27 күн бұрын

The Norse Magic and Beliefs dude? I never took him seriously. Too much cringe in the channel name alone.

@gogoalala 27 күн бұрын

N.M.B was interesting and recently promoted an unusual and expensive form of New York Jewish Norse shamanism.Very New age. Put me right off.

@antoniomoreira5921 27 күн бұрын

I would love a video interview between you and Schwerpunkt

@josephpercy1558 27 күн бұрын

Schwerpunk's legit. Having a blast going through his Norse/Germanic playlist.

@YoungChunds 27 күн бұрын

He does it again!!

@daveweiss5647 3 сағат бұрын

"RAGNAR Genocide Odinson" had me in stitches...hahaha

@ceruleanswim 27 күн бұрын

🙏🤣☠️ The Mighty Boosh references show me that you are truly a man of culture.

@philosophicalbarbarian6969 27 күн бұрын

I will definitely be purchasing the material you put together. Your work is always superb. It was priced perfectly. Definitely affordable and worth it.

@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

Awesome, thank you!

@shannondavis3686 25 күн бұрын

Oh my the beginning is hilarious. And accurate Asf.

@Suryattva 27 күн бұрын

Wonderful video

@RussianBot382 25 күн бұрын

The church of Odin exists today, the Asatru Folk Assembly.

@stowlicters8362 22 күн бұрын

Based

@CWCvilleCop 24 күн бұрын

I didn't know how badly I needed to see Jive doing yoga in a gardening hat until I saw it.

@melissa-ur7kl 27 күн бұрын

Thank you so much!

@Gares. 27 күн бұрын

The inclusion of the Bad Dragon has shattered my sanity, and worse, ruined my day. Nonetheless, an accurate portrayal.

@Nobile-Cavaliere 27 күн бұрын

I would very much like to see more of Mr. Odinsson. He seems like a trve viking warrior.

@Wodens-Wolf 27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 outstanding comedy but also a great message.

@oumod_ 26 күн бұрын

You nailed it even down to the poor skin condition of the soy grimwolf guy.

@wahn5974 27 күн бұрын

Can this course help with Slavic Paganism? Since there is not many sources for Slavic Paganism I was looking into Germanic Paganism as a potential reference for practices and approaches.

@Survivethejive 27 күн бұрын

Indirectly perhaps but it is focused on germanic sources

@ravenodinson7483 27 күн бұрын

Why you gotta pick on Ragnar, Survive the Jive? My brother just needs guidance. He gets a bit excited I admit.. but he really just wants to please the Gods. Cut him some slack eh?