Have a damn good day.

@@HowToBeatYT have a damn good day

@@HowToBeatYTgreetings from 🇵🇰

What's up

Ok

What the hell that thing is really psycho

So are your parents, apparently. :V

Well everyone dies it will just happen a hell of a lot faster if you don't GTFO that beach ASAP.

He's dead, quick use him as a raft!

@@tomfoolery7797 When John farted, they got launched in the air while smelling taco bell

Well, that’s what they say: “When you find a dead body on a beach , with your kids getting older by years in seconds, what do you do? Take the advice from Cinema Summary! “Now this is the perfect opportunity to use them.” *cough* Wow that’s dark. *cough*”

@Nick Fury the White Your not wrong

This channel is like "if a sosiopath had a film review hobby"

@@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 lol

@Nick Fury the White imagine they just rise up from the dead and say "I OBJECT YOU CANT USE MY BODY""

noooo that’s terrible

Lmao accurate

If you've ever done a group project you know it's actually pretty realistic.

It sure is relatable though... I've had my ideas just straight up ignored sometimes, and then someone comes up with it later and everyone calls them a genius.

istg i had the best ideas sometimes but NAWWWHHHHH just cus i was 8 at the time my ideas automatically are useless, i swear sometimes kids can actually think more out the box mode and more efficiently but since they are young nobody would even hear their ideas

They wander back out in a daze before falling unconscious.

​@@PerfectAlibi1Then throw them back out through the barrier, see how thick it is.

@@captainobvious8037 Too thick to throw someone through. I'd wager about 20 meters or so, minimum. Not even the world's strongest man could throw a body that far.

@@PerfectAlibi1 I would be willing to find out haha

So many plot holes

@@CJ-ov1pl you can either kill a teeanager with a promising life or a old woman of 100 years that is close to death

@@CJ-ov1pl not exactly. The older you are, the less life you have to live. That doesn't mean that their life has no value, but most of it has already been used.

@@CJ-ov1pl No its because she was so old she instantly died. Its not even talking about what their life means is that they didnt miss any of it.

@@CJ-ov1pl the point went all over your head

She already lived her house? Umm what?

Yea I am so glad it grew with them

They switched changed their swimsuits several times, did you watch the movie?

@@zeorph I was mainly making a joke.

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 oh ok my bad

And somehow their hairs don't grow too.

Lol.

Was looking for this comment, I even have an aunt who's called Anamika

LOL yea I was going to put this comment but I figured others would as well.

Do they have private beaches??

you poos really have no shame huh

Every bad horror movie ever basically

@@KingCrimsonRequiem336 I am nominating you for the 'Most Perfect Comment of the Year' award

@@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Thank you, fine sir!

I didn’t view the movie. From this KZfaq vid alone, I could see the movie has a bunch of disappointing nonsense.

I knew the movie was going to be hot garbage where nothing makes sense before it even came out. Shyamalan's name is all I need to hear.

True ,but then the movie would of end fast.

Yeah it is

They probably would've told the kid he had a wild imagination and not believed a word he said...

@@shanec4494 i mean yeah, but at some point they would believe him, and even if they didn't he would have left earlier with his sister

But we all know MNS and his weird ass storytelling

This is why I believe this channel when he says he wouldn't be anywhere near this clever in any of the movie scenarios. Since the only reason he comes up with these ideas is because he thoroughly researched everything having to do with the issue.

Yea but when he says said characters makes stupid decision in life or death situation under extreme pressure when you can just do something you wouldnt think of in said situation it always just sounds dumb

Hey he never said it was going to be easy he's just giving you ways to escape

@@grade4lauan737 u sure boi

The funny thing about this comment is that Sherlock doesn't know, and doesn't give a flying fuck about astrophysics and astronomy, because his line of work has nothing to do with those. Hell, he even says as much himself.

Nice one man xDDD

OH MY GOD WHAT SUCH A PLOT TWIST

So so very true

Luckily I just killed this man in an alleyway🤣

All of the sake of survival.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hbeqfqeAsdCqoHU.html

Tbh

better than bitcoin mining for sure, a 1000 year old wine could be worth millions.

Dude your a genius

Yes yes you are

Rick and Morty

Holy frog you absolute genius

Forreal, at first I was like, wait, what does this have to do with the movie? Then I realized it was an ad. Bravo 👏 lol

No, everything you see on the outside should basically not move at all, because outside the time moves way slower

It's 1 year every 30 mins

It doesn't speed up time it speeds up cells

Naw man you got it all wrong. I get where you were going with interstellar, but that is more like showing how time distortion actually works. Since they were not bound by the gravity of earth and therefore time was moving much faster, but they weren’t aging incredibly fast or anything like that while on earth is aging years in minutes at the same time. It would be more like this with the beach (if time, indeed was only moving faster and nothing else) anyone standing outside the range of the time speed up would see everyone on the beach zipping by at incredible rates because if so many minutes are going by in just seconds then if it took a minute for them to walk a certain distance on the beach, then it would look like they got from point A to point B in an instant! It would just look like an incredibly fast-forwarded movie! they never actually revealed how it looked from Shyamalan’s point of view up on the rocks, but possibly the video footage that he was recording could be incredibly fast and needs to be slow down many amounts just to actually see what is happening in the first place. I don’t believe time went faster though. Because our DNA is encoded to actually degrade with the passage of time and then rapidly degrade faster as more time elapses, making the aging process occur in our bodies. Radiation could do this or magnetism as they were saying in the video, it doesn’t necessarily mean time has to elapse faster to make it happen!

No it's the opposite. The outside world would look frozen to them, and they would zip around in fast forward to the observer. The situation you described happens in the movie Time Tunnel.

Lol this should get more likes

unfortunately that is actually the one thing no human has survived.

Lol

I have survived age as well!!!

For now

But actually, how would the note have made sense at first without any knowledge?

well the note mentioned coral so itd only make sense they check the water and investigate it

@@morrosium4820 the note only said that they didn't like the coral. So they wouldn't have investigated it at first. Maybe they would later, but then possibly there could have been a fight amongst the group like we saw in the movie.

it makes me want to say hurtful words

@@kbanghart the point is that more people could have been saved instead of just these 2

"Eh, this note doesn't seem important." "I'll keep it for later because there are others in the van even though they wouldn't give a fuck what it says." "We're all dying." "Hey, now it's you and me sister. Hey, what about that note I was handed?"

damn.. your right

This frustrated me so much 😂😂

Seen✅

I would like but it would be the 666th like

Extreme cheapskates watching this shit in tears rn I shit u not

Well done, simple solution a very stupid problem.

Movie name ?

@@gassedupkahz SAME PFFT

@@isidoratrajkovska8973 Old. It says it in the title.

what does that mean?

bluds bones cracked

​@hiddenguy67 that is not funny it's serious.

@@FinnTheTransBro easily breakable bones. did you see how they were quickly breaking and healing? yeah lol they shouldnt break that easily becomes of some magnetic field rocks

Yo

Plot twist O.o

Its like playing bo2 zombies all over again

LMAOOO

@lusy💓 srsly?

It really is

Their live is in danger, thats great news. I love this channel

Very true

He's so cold I love him 😂

It is time to eat this woman's body

So true! 😂

“If I was him, I would turn into an elemental god and start escaping”

@@itsyaboichipsahoy3392 LLAMO

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I dunno about you but a tourism suit with anything But a plant or animal is fishy as all hell.

beautiful pfp lmao

@Lucas Oliveira Ikr, it's amazing

@@vivianniu3493 is your pfp orange juice man?

gotta have that coffee

HAHA Yes! I love it and it was the perfect time to move on.

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A mom you go with me using you as a surfboard🤔

My parents are both 6 feet, so I’ll be floating well

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@TERRY KWAY I’m an American 🤷‍♀️ sadly. My grandpa is 6’7 and I’m currently 5’9 at 15 so

@@pregnantleggies3696 wat

!! Yup. Plus her vanity caused her to freak out way more than necessary

That would also mean they went years without brushing their teeth or washing their ass. They should've had all kinds of infections and rashes.

@@pbower4378 Way more than necessary? Her bones broke lmao.

@@jtg1972 fuck 🤣🤣😵

@@pbower4378 i doubt you'll remain calm when your bones break

I just thought of this!

It’s explained in the movie that it’s not time moving quickly it’s the rocks ageing cells quickly so they just get older

I never see them eating

@@goulitry it still doesn't make sense and this movie doesn't any laws of reality

@@mwoods4608 The adults don't need to, because their mass isn't changing. That's the logic they use in the movie, which ignores how much energy is expended by cellular aging, respiration, other life functions.

this comment section, and you, and anyone who likes physics and anyone who wants entertainment are ... toxic imo. Cheers!

Yes stay home

Gaming saves lives 🤣

Yes don go anywhere

Yes 👏

400 likes imma break it

HAHAHAH

Atleast it's a movie

Why is it funny when you put it that way

nice sum ppl are noticing the spam bot

@@singamanah7003 what- 😭😭

Yeah, that was one of the better ones.

Yeah that was smooth af

SAME

Yea he pulls this regularly.

Those ads during videos are just super ass

But the writing was bad. Not necessarily because of how the character's acted but their dialogue was terrible. So many lines physically made me cringe. The rules of the beach made no sense. Mid-sized sedan (best name ever though) should have been an elderly man when the rest of them showed up. And it just feels like a series of events that happen one after the other with no point to them. When something happens, the characters just move onto the next thing and never mention it again. Nothing made sense in the movie, which was a shame because the premise seemed cool :/

Fun fact: it’s also not stupid to (instead of rejoicing for you can use their corpses as boats) morn the loss of your parents. A dead old lady isn’t a saving grace in the eyes of almost everyone. He forgets the emotional elements of people trapped in such a stressful situation.

@Nexxol Wow so original. You're such a comedian.

I must be part of the 1%.. just sit there and accept death

@Nexxol im gonna be honest tho. Ppl aren't very good thinkers when it comes to desperate situations especially the supernatural ones that turns you old pretty quickly.

SURFING TIME

The kids are surfing with adult supervision.

@@maccurtis730 and adult bodies!

Plus no clock to keep time

Hi

if you arent a genius , then yes , this were just poor family looking for a nice beach

@@adrianomartinez6231 nah this scenario just filters non-coral lovers out

@@rogers4760 Without the note, there is nothing to indicate the coral tunnel would be a way out. And only presents a hazard trying to swim out.

@@PerfectAlibi1 true but the coral is a point of interest, with it still being alive

@@tillburr6799 Is it still alive? It looks pretty bleached, no colour insight.

R/brandnewsentence

Imagine surfing a big ass wave with your dead parents

@@Caspercab that sounds more fun than hitting a sick backflip during your grandpa's funeral

Sounds like a fun funeral

It puts the fun in funeral

When they do it its fine, but when I suggest it I get called a "psychopath" and "horrible human being". How is that fair.

@@mulst2759 cuz why r u saying that in the first place

They took inspiration from the Swiss army man I guess 🤷‍♀️

@@leahsugar8050 it’s for suwvivwawhl 🥺

@@mulst2759 Ugh! I absolutely hate when that happens. The nerve of some people.

Honestly I agree with him when we die were just a resource to be used by something in some way why not use the resources provided like its a Devine gift from some God and put the worry about were it came from later when it helps save your butt. Yea it's cold it doesn't sit right but in a situation we're your gonna die youl do what you must or perish.

"Stop panicking, it's only logical that I kill you and use your body as a raft-" "We've only been stranded for twenty minutes!"

Lmao fact

@@GippyHappy lmao

@@GippyHappy 😂😂😂😂

How to Beat Old: Step 1: Be broke.

@@IsaacHND you crack the code my guy, because im a broke mf

They would’ve knocked you out and put you on the beach anyway

@@IsaacHND the trip was free

@@XclusiveChiq r/Wooosh much?

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But the sign says dont go because its a protected area not that its a magic aging beach

@@gallohalt I assume they said that because if they said it was a magic aging beach people wouldn't believe them and go anyway, not many people would be going to a protected area

@@gallohalt Technically it still counts

They went in there over and over. The entire cast. Some multiple timwa

That's what I kept thinking since he compared it to scuba why couldn't they just all hold hands and slowly walk out, if whoever is in front passes out they stop until they wake up and keep going

Is it ever explained in the movie what moves them back to the beach once they pass out? This would have made me think it's something supernatural.

Because it would take 20years roughly

Or maybe they just ignored it.

It's been stated that hair and nails don't grow because they're dead cells. Obviously applying any amount of logic to that is impossible and it doesn't actually answer anything, but it's been stated. But yes that's definitely what's happening as it also explains why their bodily functions don't speed up, if time itself was going faster they'd literally die instantly because there would be no possible way for them to do stuff like eat, sleep, use the bathroom etc in that time span. The body should still be producing more hair and nails at this accelerated rate but that's just how it is I guess. I think that was supposed to explain why the coral was fine, since Coral can live for a long time but if this beach wasn't manmade than those 5000 years would have realistically happened by that point and the coral is clearly bleached anyways which means it's technically dead.

@@Whispernyanhair and nails grow from their roots, which are not dead cells.

Their skin heals from wounds instantly though.

@@nuclearcatbaby1131 How do think wounds heal normally, from magic?

@@Whispernyan It’s a cellular growth process just as hair growth is

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Breaking the E chain

Classic

why teh coffee tho-

imagine the reviews: "this beach was so bad that i became 60 years older just by contemplating how much low quality this beach is"

666 likes wtf

anything cheap or free is never a good news. lmfao.

^^

Truly

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Im 18 minutes late to this comment

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Getting laid after turning older amiright?

Nice but you cant stop it from aging you

@@Jisawesomeletter all you have to do is cover it with time shielding and take it off the beach. High efficiency drones would work.

@@Jisawesomeletter nah it was shown that the food was packaged in a way that it won't be affected by the magnetic field, so making a suit from it wouldn't be that hard..

Could I send my house plants there to grow faster?

see this was the biggest mistake of his life

🤣🤣

True

Discombobulate

Yes

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

*Bear Grylls stares in distance*

Farming on sand?

@@cranjusmcbasketball4977 where do beach palm trees come from? Also, it wasn’t fully sand anyway and even if it was sand, depending on the type of sand you can grow some stuff like garlic or green onions

@@feeltoofree yeah only palm trees. Sand isn’t suitable for “agriculture “. Otherwise we wouldn’t have vast swathes of deserts in impoverished continents like Africa. They’d just farm on those sands if it were possible.

It also has a decaying effect on flesh so they should all collapse into piles of goo, as decomposition occurs mainly due to insects and other things eating corpses, and bacteria, so as the bateria isn't working faster it means flesh is just decaying as a massively faster rate.

Mutations would like to know your location

big brain

I take it you watched that one Rick and Morty Episode with aging wine via time dilation where Jessica becomes a "time god".

Great. Now I’m hungry and want a glass of wine.

@@egopathtime3273 Actually, I haven't yet. Sounds like a great episode, though.

@@egopathtime3273 I mean... you don't have to watch Rick and Morty to think this up.....

Same, noticed that as well. Put a bag over your head to reduce/negate the field in the cavern and get out. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out if the food is completely fine after "years".

​@@AmariKhumalo except they prolly couldn't cover their entire bodies.

@@kbanghart Technically all you would need is to cover the head for the headaches, though the issue of the rest of your body aging faster than the rest of you would become a problem if it went on for too long. I would expect the shielding to, if eye holes were put in the bag, at least still delay it partially and make things stay closer to even, as well as allow you to tell when you reach past the barrier, if the headaches should eventually go away (but then comes the issue of the likelihood someone previously might have figured that out, so they probably background check the people to make sure the people who could figure these things out _aren't_ brought in).

@@legobrick1356 cover the head with shielding? Sorry I don't understand

@@kbanghart If it acts like pressure when it comes to the passing out then shielding the head might stave the effects of it for long enough or at least ease it better.

1 comment,1.4K likes lol

@@iiisparklepastel8816 2 comments 1.5k likes this is odd

Easier than easiest don't go on vacation.

@@karlwandji5901 Even easier don't go outside.

Even easier : don't go out of your room

@@Melisaoffxl12 even easier don’t leave the closet

@@dudelittle4022 even better, find ur way to Narnia in there

lmao

No he still wins because he is mentally challenged

Bruh

Bruh cinema summary literally said that when I was reading this comment

But how do they get the wine back out

@@mynameisasecret5320, easy. Make a trail through the woods to the beach. Lower the bottles using whatever cuz synthetic material doesn't seem to be affected. After a few hours pull it back. PROFIT.

@@felipesv8866 to do so you have to walk through the cave, atleast 1 person would have to be sacrificed to get it back. Throwing the bottle on a string would break, and a simple cart wouldnt make the turns. Simple drones wouldnt survive a century

@@mynameisasecret5320 make a hazard suit out of the material that redirects magnetic fields like what’s used to bag the food.

@@mynameisasecret5320, the forest is unaffected by the beach magntism, if you go through the forest you avoid the canyon, from there you lower the goods and you should be fine. And we don't see manufactured objects getting affected like clothes, the baskets, knifes, so I'm assuming they don't get affected, only organic matter.

Shady beach where only a few guests can enter, for free, they give you a ton of food, and the choice seems to be random. Sure, not creepy at all.

@@felipesv8866 at first, he said

mmmm dis bot is lurking in da comments

@@hubert36250 we need to spread awareness of this

@@hubert36250 I just have an addiction to commenting lol. I comment on like 90% of the videos I watch and I watch a lot of videos every day

very great news

Am so happy at this life changing revelation

Yeah sometimes I actually laugh at How cold his analisys is

I just read this comment as he said that…

@@jankovelimirovic4844 😂 that happens all the time it’s creepy

@@jankovelimirovic4844 me too

Yes we saw the video

@@RabbidKong it was a joke. I don’t know if you noticed but ok KZfaq people like to make jokes about the video. Get over yourself

does it have goat balls i mean goat balls i mean goat balls i mean goat balls

I love how if you first to reply to a popular KZfaqrs comment you’ll instantly get tons of likes with as little as saying “a”

What kind of spaghetti

I have Mha borger

@@kaot1k no it might have human balls ⚽️

Also why did their hair stay the same length?? It should’ve grown a shit load

@@samaxion93 there is this weird concept in life we call MOVIES. Which tend to bend reality

@@samaxion93 the beach only affects living cells🤦🏽‍♂️

@@nickblixky2247 the mechanisms that make hair grow are living cells, they only die when they breach skin, so hair would still grow

Presumably using the same sort of magic-logic that these sorts of premises involve, it ages cells, doesn't directly fast-forward time, or biological processes. Or else you'd be, what, watching the waves roll in and out a couple hundred times a second? I mean, yeah, it still doesn't make sense since clearly the cells would still need that energy to do the FFWD>> activity they're blitzing through, but thems the movie breaks.

Lol

The cameras battery would die rapidly so they had to use magic or this movie is CGI.

@@TTVtsbIoI only affects living things, note the food didn't decompose

@@jkxss true

he is up there with a quiet place, saw and belko experiment camera men as legends