How to Beat the BOZO ASSASSINS in THE TOURNAMENT

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If you had the chance to snag a ten million dollar prize and the title of Best Assassin in the World, would you do it? And if you’re stupid enough to say yes, how would you survive?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made by our tournament champions, see if we can make better decisions and ultimately attempt to beat the BOZO ASSASSINS in THE TOURNAMENT.

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@NotaShorty Жыл бұрын

It's crazy how addicted I've gotten to watching these, never heard of 90% of the movies but I've gotta learn how to survive anyway.

@meruem1920 Жыл бұрын

Same

@JJ-dr7vs Жыл бұрын

Listen here, when you're put in a death game to fight against the zombie xenomorph hillbillies in Navadas old nuclear testing grounds. You'll thank this series

@JJ-dr7vs Жыл бұрын

Oh you know it, would be more interesting than going shopping for a few things and being told 3 items are £5.89

@smurfman2179 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this movie and I remember getting it in HS and watching it at least half a dozen times lol thanks

@AjDaTrueGamer101 Жыл бұрын

never heard of 200% of the movies and yet i wonder how ppl get themself in stupid situation then i remeber ITS A MOVIE its all planned

@zz1000zz Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure I understand complaints about assassins in this movie being bad despite being the "top 30 in the world." Each time this tournament is held, 29 of the "best assassins in the world" die. How many times we you think that could happen before the quality of the contestants started dropping?

@zz1000zz Жыл бұрын

@Unknown User I don't think we should "overthink" things, but the movie makes it clear the contestants are volunteers, meaning it's likely to attract the more crazy type already. Add to that it's a regular event held for entertainment not demonstrating skill, and a lot of what we see actually makes sense. Anyone competent enough to do like this video suggests would simply choose not to join the contest. The contestants are mostly stupid and/or crazy because... well, who else would sign up?

@wojciechwerner8787 Жыл бұрын

Excellent point.

@zhoufang996 Жыл бұрын

It's clearly a secret interpol operation to reduce the world's population of assassins!

@luckerowl8990 Жыл бұрын

@Unknown User I didn't take the effects done in the movie for low budget, if it is then they did a damn good job

@wonderfulrose477 Жыл бұрын

@Unknown User tbh not making sense isn’t exclusive to low budget movies.

@benjaminmatthews9237 Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced he makes some of these survival videos because he wants to discuss weapons and armor for like 3 minutes straight. I respect it.

@pixiebubbles2628 Жыл бұрын

Man, Rumpelstiltskin hasn't been doing well since Belle left him

@prettylag9409 Жыл бұрын

everything comes with a price emma

@margo_gin Жыл бұрын

That's a great reference dearie

@Shartlyfartly Жыл бұрын

I'd pixie all over your bubbles

@miska6831 Жыл бұрын

I've overheated my brain trying to figure out where I've seen that actor before. Thank you, you've saved my sanity 🤣

@Hejjo_7 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he left his other wife to die in 28 weeks later, he's really bad with women

@tenpintsofsundrop Жыл бұрын

it's so funny how "say your catchphrase afterwards" is such a useful piece of advice. like just recently, I've been watching Stranger Things and so many of the characters try to say a cute quippy like before swinging on the bad guy and end up getting their ass beat because of it

@WhitneyDahlin 2 ай бұрын

BUT if you say the catch phrase when they're already dead there's no one to hear it! You're just a person ranting to the sky about your evil plan! Like I do in my shower everyday. It's just not cool if you don't have an audience. You need them to know how cool you are BEFORE they die by your hand.

@Avariel Жыл бұрын

18:24 Main cutouts in the UK are not on the outside or by the entrance of most buildings. They are normally in the "plant room" for larger commercial and industrial or a lockable cupboard inside the premises - electrician

@Param0unt Жыл бұрын

I live in the US near Detroit as an electrician. I showed up to a store break in the morning after because someone had removed the meter from the building, thinking it would kill power and the security system. Moron was smart enough to pull a meter, but not smart enough to know that meters on the exterior of big buildings are typically in parallel to read power consumption on a small wire as opposed to the main feed.

@oblivionbuzzttv9161 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else notice how a lot of these assassins end up in zombie movies. These skills would’ve been very useful in those movies 😂

@dannydeyeeto2822 Жыл бұрын

and the priest was about as useful in his zombie movie. (28 weeks later??)

@kimmoreels7950 Жыл бұрын

@@dannydeyeeto2822 they are not zombies tho lol

@muhliman2720 Жыл бұрын

@@josiahjacinto4156 Yeah, but less flashy.

@maximalsakerhet7930 Жыл бұрын

@@dannydeyeeto2822 He was very useful for the zombies though. Started the whole break out in the safe zone by being stupid

@thegoodfather1177 Жыл бұрын

@@kimmoreels7950 Yes they are, zombies are mindless humans without free will, you don't have to be undead to be a zombie

@philbateman1989 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: This movie is based on a real game played on UK university campuses. You don't kill the person of course, but you are assigned another student who signed up to the game, and they are assigned to you. First one to creep up on their assigned player and touch their shoulder saying "bang" wins. Then the "survivors" are assigned new players until only one remains XD All you're given to work with is a photo of them. No names or anything to make it easier.

@HerrscherPuppet Жыл бұрын

This sounds so damn fun

@Baconatoryuh Жыл бұрын

American schools: I'll take it to another step

@Baconatoryuh Жыл бұрын

@@HerrscherPuppet true

@justacrystal567 Жыл бұрын

High school senior class would do this, but instead of shoulder taps, you had to get them with water (squirt gun, etc).

@sigh824 Жыл бұрын

My high school in the US did this, but with markers. If you marked your target's skin, they're "dead"

@michaelsong5555 Жыл бұрын

If I was the assassin, I would have partners who are officially "not in the game". Yeah, that means I'll have to share my bounty, but why the hell not? The reward is massive, and there's plenty to go around. And ups the chance of winning by a LOT. And there's the fact that if I lose the game, I die anyways.

@VeryPeeved Жыл бұрын

and i imagine the real prize is the prestige, since most of these assassins are probably rich anyways.

@michaelsong5555 Жыл бұрын

@@VeryPeeved If they're assassins, then I suspect that money is the goal. That's why their other name is, "gun for hire".

@frenchfryequeen Жыл бұрын

The friends that help you out should also place bets on you to win so they can make more money

@michaelsong5555 Жыл бұрын

@@frenchfryequeen True that.

@wonderfulrose477 Жыл бұрын

However, how likely are people to help you? They might not trust you to hold your end and give them their share or afraid you’ll just kill them after they help you.

@Moldylocks Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about these odds is that you can bet in a specific way and win no matter who wins. For example with 100 dollars we can bet: $14.21 on Laila at 10/1 odds = payout $156.31 if win $15.63 on Anton at 9/1 odds = payout $156.30 if win $12.03 on Yuri at 12/1 odds = payout $156.39 if win $6.01 on Miles at 25/1 odds = payout $156.26 if win $52.11 on Joshua at 2/1 odds = payout $156.33 if win That's over 56 dollars profit from a 100 dollar investment. Imagine what you can do if you have big funds. So the correct way to beat it is playing the odds and enjoy the free money? Instead of participating in death battle. Maybe.

@Moldylocks Жыл бұрын

Nevermind didn't realize it was 30 competitors, that will ruin everything about what I said unless the odds for them are really high.

@BWeManX Жыл бұрын

@@Moldylocks honestly sometimes NFL betting can work like that too. There may be 32 teams, but certainly they all aren't in serious Superbowl contention. So sometimes you could grab the top 3-5 and still make a profit if any one of them win it. But when a surprise team goes on a run and wins it you're screwed lol.

@AKennedy1331 Жыл бұрын

I don't believe you guys have done Kill Command. It's a movie about a group of marines on and island while being hunted by expiramental robots. I feel it would fit nicely with the channel. Also Virus would be a good video.

@dariakhokhlova3084 Жыл бұрын

"Drama club kids who got into killing to pay for Juliard" is a great idea for a whole separate movie franchise.

@leov3569 Жыл бұрын

“Somersaults like he’s auditioning for underworld” lmao dude that’s so good.

@brandonwhitehurst6097 Жыл бұрын

I think it’s safe to assume that if you remove your tracker you should be out of the game. The priest was taken off the board after losing his so Anton should have as well. No tracker no win.

@Tealfloof Жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in Middlesbrough it's pretty wild seeing a movie based on the area since it's not really mentioned anywhere, never even knew this existed

@tamzinhunter8187 Жыл бұрын

As someone from Middlesbrough, I could easily defeat all these assassins while eating my parmo

@RUNtvHD Жыл бұрын

Kinda amazing how this is actually set in Middlesbrough. Like just why

@zhoufang996 Жыл бұрын

@@RUNtvHD Tourism sponsorship, I hope.

@darrylkemp3253 Жыл бұрын

Definitely not a middle class town 😂

@Wydstepbro Жыл бұрын

Up the boro

@richelledecastro7705 Жыл бұрын

What's a Parmo?

@Petaurista13 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact about catchphrases. Revy in Black Lagoon Company anime, in one scene, literally mocked guy for evil guy speech before shooting. And she mocked him after shooting him down. Unless you're Naruto or professional negotiator in hostage situation, you don't talk to guy who tries to kill

@ForcesofRandomness Жыл бұрын

The assassin who took out his tracker had the game won. All he had to do was chill at some motel, wait for whoever won the contest, and follow them since he would still have access to their location and take some of the money.

@voidTheBoy7409 Жыл бұрын

Nerd you've been on a mission with this upload schedule good job bro

@eddy9538 Жыл бұрын

Rip bozo

@existence.5806 Жыл бұрын

@@eddy9538 rip bozo

@RenegadeLK Жыл бұрын

This must've taken place before the priest lived in a world of zombies. God must really really hate him lol.

@billyjoe9714 Жыл бұрын

Me listening to him listing off the gear we need “I like your funny words, magic man”

@jadetea5834 Жыл бұрын

I'm a medical student and your videos are what keep me going through these 20-hour days.

@raideja8769 Жыл бұрын

Nothing makes me more happy than getting here before this ages an hour

@lunaheavens0820 Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@donnieeck3176 Жыл бұрын

Damn, that zombie out break really pushed father Mac to the edge lmao

@DeathTheManiac Жыл бұрын

The best sniper position is the one nobody would expect. Just a note for the beginning. If the place is so obvious that even a normal person would think of the place as a good sniping position, then it is the worst one possible for a sniper.

@thesaltking7355 Жыл бұрын

Yessss! I can finally do my paperwork.. Nerd has been on a tear lately and im all for it

@ricecola9609 Жыл бұрын

Rumple from Once Upon a time is definitely going up in the world

@craigbaker593 Жыл бұрын

Best character hands down in that show. Amazing arcs and amazing villain/good guy

@jrr7031 Жыл бұрын

He was also the guy from 28 weeks later, right?

@MrJamieJamess Жыл бұрын

God bless this American for pronouncing Middlesbrough correctly Hats off to you, sir!

@djangomarine6658 Жыл бұрын

It's actually pronounced "Middles- bruh?" Never knew that. Always thought it was "Middles-bro."

@antolimakrov5925 Жыл бұрын

@@djangomarine6658 nerd pronounces it correctly but in a very harsh way

@xrphoenix7194 Жыл бұрын

Man i don't know how you consistently and frequently upload high quality videos. Good on you

@a-simple-normal-toaster Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this is a bot, or just a dude who commented this before even watching

@R0g7 Жыл бұрын

@@a-simple-normal-toaster yes it is

@soup7694 Жыл бұрын

@@a-simple-normal-toaster he (OP) joined 7 years ago so idk men but to clarify for OP, he got his own team now to do all the scripts for and such

@Offr4x4dgyz Жыл бұрын

@@soup7694 ye

@xrphoenix7194 Жыл бұрын

@@soup7694 yeah I wasn't all the way through

@zbz5505 Жыл бұрын

So, I googled and it turns out food might takes between 2 and up to 5 days to leave the body. There's no way she can protect that guy long enough for the tracker to leave his body. Well, she could strike a deal with him that they share the money with the majority going to her and cut her own tracker out (unless the money then goes to the dead Anton's bank account).

@seasnaill2589 Жыл бұрын

Laxatives or vomiting would be his only option

@zbz5505 Жыл бұрын

@@seasnaill2589 yeah, I didnt consider that.

@djangomarine6658 Жыл бұрын

2-5 days? Dude. Not when you eat vegetables. The priest should've tried to puke it up. If that didn't work, he should've ate a plate of broccoli or drank some Metamucil. Would've messed up the movie though.

@Penguin-1966 Жыл бұрын

@@djangomarine6658 the movie ends up being 20 minutes with 10 of it being the priest having explosive diarrhea

@sssargon8569 Жыл бұрын

2-5 days? Man I can't find any site that says over a day, and all but two reputable sites I can find say 6-8 hours, i'm gonna need a source on the 2-5 days claim Either way, snag some laxatives and you're golden

@anwarvanommeren8407 Жыл бұрын

Nerd knows way too much about tactical gear. I wouldn't be surprised to hear he's actually prepping for one of these scenarios or he's actually a master assassin himself.

@scorpionlord9175 Жыл бұрын

i mean, he follows Garand Thumb(the guy he kept showing using the gun and the armor). it wouldn't surprise me if he has his own small arsenal XD

@alexmowery8359 Жыл бұрын

Well he does have a gun and paranoid so yeah

@averagegoy Жыл бұрын

If you're not you'll miss the best game to ever be released.

@peterlee9691 Жыл бұрын

If you click on his link you'll get a discount on his tactical gear

@djangomarine6658 Жыл бұрын

@@scorpionlord9175 True. Still impressive though.

@VjjQueen Жыл бұрын

Yoooooo I loveeee this movie. Had it burnt to a cd from a buddy who recorded movies. Watched it over and over and over. Great movie! Glad to see ya cover it and glad to take a listen

@bossbig7017 Жыл бұрын

Yo I just love these uploads man

@guiltshxdow5941 Жыл бұрын

BRO THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING CONSITANTLY YOU MAKE MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER!

@riripowell Жыл бұрын

I have to be honest, I was never a film buff befor but since finding these videos I'm borderline obsessed ! Found some epic movies to watch with the hubby! And u make me giggle my ass off with the commentary !👌👌👌10/10

@a-simple-normal-toaster Жыл бұрын

That title legitimately made me laugh, “BOZO ASSASSINS”

@piraqt3324 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND THEY ARE SO ENJOYABLE TO WATCH THANKS

@practicaldeadshot6619 Жыл бұрын

I love these. Iv never watched half the movies but I consider watching these videos as the same thing 😂

@oofwa9823 Жыл бұрын

Damn, quick uploads ey? Keep up the good work

@hwanggucci6340 Жыл бұрын

At that point, Joshua would been better off just killing Powers after he found out what Lai Lai told him. There wasnt really a reason to kill Lai Lai after the truth was revealed, especially when he planned on commiting toaster+tub.

@MrRedBeard315 Жыл бұрын

I vaguely remember this movie but always thought it was Unreal Tournament. I'm so happy to stumble across this vid, thank you!

@darkreflection9087 Жыл бұрын

I really enjoy watching this

@kingflash2009 Жыл бұрын

Loving your videos keep it up 👍

@adonisbballin Жыл бұрын

Man i always like it when Nerd Explains uploads, just wanted to say that

@marionapina Жыл бұрын

I love this videos so much !

@tvberga9931 Жыл бұрын

This morning i was so sad to not see the new upload from Nerd Explains...but now...oh now the day has become way better 🍹

@LYoda Жыл бұрын

That prep section was so overkill I'm starting to think you where in the movie

@FaceFamous Жыл бұрын

I'm saying!!! 🤣 he was ready!! 😆 🤣

@keesonic5250 Жыл бұрын

The amount of research this guy does on every video is insane

@whichDude Жыл бұрын

Watch his Cube video if you haven't already if you want to see just how deep Nerd will dive. Over half that video is him explaining math equations.

@bladeraptor1 Жыл бұрын

A death game always comes with a price, Dearie.

@kevinodom8708 Жыл бұрын

Yoooo! Childhood! I've loved this movie for years! Always wanted to test my hand at this game lol

@ashclaw2306 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this movie. Thanks for bringing it back!

@asgardianbruh Жыл бұрын

If I was in this situation I probably just wouldn’t

@callmedaddyyy6710 Жыл бұрын

Love your videos so much 🥰

@frankoconnell6745 Жыл бұрын

Maybe one of the smoothest ad transitions I’ve ever seen. Shit was damn near over by the time I realized it was an ad. 💯💯💯

@milhy6567 Жыл бұрын

This is about the quality one expects from assassins that voluntarily come to a battle royal, all the more competent ones probably staid home enjoying the fortunes they already made by being hired assassins.

@Heatrecks Жыл бұрын

Damn, Don decided to stop making stupid decisions, rage virus must've kickstarted his brain

@Brian-qr1wm Жыл бұрын

Hello mr nerd I really like ur vids amazing work dude 🙂🙂

@rekanpayne6606 Жыл бұрын

Why are you so awesome Nerd

@matthewflanagan9097 Жыл бұрын

The safest place to go at the moment in Boro would be the away end at The Riverside when there's a match on, we have hardly any shots on target there at the moment (you would have to change ends at half time, which would comprises your position though).

@theatre721 Жыл бұрын

again with the slick ad placement 😁

@dawsonsears3606 Жыл бұрын

Big dubs new vod

@nikola.02 Жыл бұрын

DAMN MY MAN UPLOADS LIKE CRAZY

@DeadSexyAdamCheney Жыл бұрын

One thing I hate about movies is guns are ranged weapons you don't need to be 6 inches from your target. Especially if you are a top 30 assassin.

@ChaoticDarsh Жыл бұрын

Yo this video slaps 🔥🔥

@tjepic5256 Жыл бұрын

I'm going to have to call the fire department on Nerd Explains because he keeps dropping fire videos 🔥

@hydro.pl.27 Жыл бұрын

The guy playing Anton definitely had one of the most memorable foot chases in cinema history. Casino Royal from 2007.

@karlwikman3874 Жыл бұрын

Unironically one of my favorite movies ever

@cameron6226 Жыл бұрын

As a fellow gun guy, I appreciate your attention to detail when discussing your arsenal.

@alexcaplan9271 Жыл бұрын

I love your humor, this is how I talk.

@brickphone2570 Жыл бұрын

Nerd explains definitely watches hop

@johnnym8717 Жыл бұрын

Lol was this a how to beat video or a shot show advertisement video on what gear to buy. 😂. Great video

@nyjueiljackson135 Жыл бұрын

Let’s go another upload and hope everybody have a great day

@PimpMacSlickBac Жыл бұрын

Carlyle (the father/priest) is one of my all time favorite actors... can't wait to watch this movie in whole, with my dad. He'll love this

@theshadowswithin9896 Жыл бұрын

"Save your catch phrases until after they are dead." If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound... SOMEBODY has to be there to appreciate a sweet one liner.

@fireironthesecond2909 Жыл бұрын

Well done for saying Middlesbrough correctly 👌

@webber7300 Жыл бұрын

"save your catch phrase after you have tea bagged your target" For real yo wtf

@animeflute3 Жыл бұрын

She plays China White in Arrow, thought I recognized her :P pretty badass in that too

@watermelonmuncher3560 Жыл бұрын

Hiii I love your videos 👍🏾

@Killer32dog Жыл бұрын

I love your videos😍

@Schwarneggar Жыл бұрын

What's up nerd explained

@Marykhamisi24 Жыл бұрын

Nerd Explains, you’re the best!

@mordecaiblack5432 Жыл бұрын

LOVING ALL THIS CONTENT LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO IVE BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE!!

@TinyGiraffes Жыл бұрын

10:10 Rip Nerd Explains, the first thing I said when he mentioned sniper positions at the beginning was "I'm rigging the church tower to explode." 100% chance someone uses it.

@fearrogue Жыл бұрын

nice nard love it the Tbag to hot danm lol

@babydevyl Жыл бұрын

These are very addicting. Plus you’ve upped my survival rates in lots of situations. Do you think you could do: A Nightmare on Elm Street series (2 through Freddy versus Jason) Friday the 13th Halloween Texas Chainsaw Massacre Wrong Turn (1 through 6)

@bohellan6227 Жыл бұрын

Good to see a fellow fan of daddy garand thumb o/

@2bidfilmsguy Жыл бұрын

Glad to see you putting some flannel daddy clips on the video

@FarmersAreDummies Жыл бұрын

I don't wanna stop 'em, they rock. 🤘

@sed2343 Жыл бұрын

Here for the fallout references nerd. Everyone liked that Keep up the good work man

@itsjustmichael136 Жыл бұрын

I love how I randomly see garand thumb in your videos when guns get involved

@fubarecognition Жыл бұрын

If they wanted the delay in killing the priest to make more sense they should have had a game rule that disallowed killing innocents.

@BigDub24 Жыл бұрын

I love everything about that movie very well made

@cheche7068 Жыл бұрын

Nerd Explains is the ultimate genius an teaching us to survive any movie

@Krakenghost Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see "How to beat The Predator" sometime. Would be cool to hear your strategies

@eddy9538 Жыл бұрын

Rip bozo

@shainshartershwate7421 Жыл бұрын

Be a 5ft 90lb native chick who sucks at hunting and everything else. Boom.

@doomfan8603 Жыл бұрын

Just tell your parents once he sends you a d*ck pic lol

@codyoverton447 Жыл бұрын

Unless you’ve trained a lot I suggest a sight closer to the bore, it’ll help keep you from fucking up

@atmega16a5 Жыл бұрын

He is on that grind To get the fuckin bread. Good job on the upload schedule mate.

@TS-pr5yt Жыл бұрын

I’m most surprised that an F bomb didn’t get sensored like usual lmao. I was so taken aback to hear nerd drop one I had to rewind

@shainshartershwate7421 Жыл бұрын

Reported

@brianna8136 Жыл бұрын

Love these! Can you do Horns with Daniel Radcliffe?

@PedroNina Жыл бұрын

Holy,molly, i watched that movie years ago, its pretty nice

@Booster935 Жыл бұрын

Would definitely recommend 2 half doses of adrenaline as well. Plus medical equipment such as a suture kit, cauterizing rod, antiseptic wipes, etc.