Ooooyyyyyy ya need ta pay yer telee Liosence matee

If u actually pay that then ur soooooo dumb 😂😂 I never have and never will

im guessing thats a non-usa thing

@@NoahGooder it’s in the UK for sure heard about it a few years ago

We call it a cable bill.

It might be an American bias, But that kinda sounds really fucking stupid.

@hwat Dunno lad we just don’t test them or I’ve never heard of one ever being tested

@hwat The only reasons the UK would use an emergency broadcast system is for nuclear war or if it gets conqured by another country. We have no natural disasters and other semi-urgent events are just covered by the BBC

How do you know about them then? Genuine question

@hwat The UK's so safe - temperate weather, no faultlines, surrounded by water, a powerful military with powerful friends, no volcanoes nor many dangerous animals except for the haggis - so the Emergency Broadcast System is generally used nowadays for heavy flooding or a hurricane. I've never seen it tested (like sending / receiving a TEST message), but it is definitely used for weather warnings. They'll send a text directly to your phone if they think you're in danger.

I don’t even own a TV 😂 problem solved

I just have authority issues. I don't take orders from appliances. I make orders with appliances. Lol

You copied this comment 😁

You never know maybe the heart is as big as a microchip 😏

@@DarkyMonkey69 and so did you

That was my main complain of cod vanguard, in the third mission of the campaign it forced me to spen time with my family, That’s why I fuckin play video games to NOT SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY, also zombies and PvP are crap, atleast infinity warfare had pew pew laser guns

i always counted krampus but maybe thats just me

Damn. You guys either have shitty familes or are edgy teens. Maybe both.

bruh. The Shining.

True hell

No it’s all over the place, not just inside that one house.

@@bryce34725 like the entire planet?

@@HerrscherPuppet Probably, was never really explained

@@bryce34725 if it was all over the place, it wouldn't need to lock them in their house

@@marianolaguzzi the at the end it shows outside with it covering other houses

When you're trapped with something wielding that level of power...worship probably isn't a bad idea.

I would argue that while humans couldn't win in that situation, one could still cause it to lose. If it wants to be worshiped then if everyone dies it loses too, so once escape is clearly impossible finishing everyone in the house oneself will at least prevent the monster's victory. Not the best case scenario but for me if an unknown monster is going to try and commandeer the life of me and my family I'll do anything to ensure it gets nothing out of it.

@@commandoepsilon4664if I’m gonna go out anyways, I might as well do it on my own terms

"At first we considered pretending we were the government or something, but then we realized: we are powerful aliens who can wrap over the world in a moment with _nothing_ to gain and everything to give; worship is, it's literally all we want."

Strange how we're able to beat GOD in some movie scenarios, but not a technological spaghetti monster

Right!! Dude I was in the military and anytime someone suggested some grand world order or government plot I laugh

😂😂😂😂😂

Incompetence and malevolence are not mutually exclusive

@@MrSwccguy and yet, Covid was pretty much this exact same situation.... locked in our house, listening to the fear mongering media on the tv scaring people into getting untested vaccines, following every single instruction. This movie came out a year before Covid happened too, just fyi.

@@stateofopportunity1286????? That’s not the point. It doesn’t matter how evil u are, if ur incompetent then u can do anything, especially organize something to this level.

pretty sure this movie is supposed to be an allegory for something else, not a realistic scenario

@@AverageAlien no it's just a bad movie, you can tell they tried going in certain directions by addressing interesting topics, but those topics were never built upon because the computer already took over the world. Bad script and a bad director. Also nobody's asking for a realistic scenario, just one that makes sense.

As someone with in-laws who are this extreme, step one is always to just stay home away from the crazies.

I mean cabin in the woods did the same thing but atleast there was a chemical making them stupid there

Cmao 😂

I never noticed that. Well played

Fauci

The jab

It's a shame when people don't trust anyone with authority just because they have authority. Find some actual evidence instead of telling people to "do your own research" while providing no source or anything.

@@kamikeserpentail3778 Interesting choice to go with a straw man there.

Good point, let us now disagree with everything the authority figures say, you know, like doctors. If they all say something like "COVID is bad for you, maybe wear a mask please.", we should instead cough on people and lick door knobs. Because they have authority over us with their doctor knowledge and medical degrees, pheweey to that shit, I have Facebook and validate my beliefs through fringe "doctors" that agree with me. Because honestly, I'm not changing my mind when I do research, I'm just going to look for shit until I find stuff that agrees with me and say that I was right all along while saying everything that disagreed was totally lies and bullshit to peddle health advice. I know this is a "straw man" because I said it in a joking way, but it's entirely true. People don't give a shit about changing their minds when they say they're doing "research". What they really mean is just trawling through Facebook until they find someone agreeing with them and dismissing the vast majority of others saying "no you dipshit, you're fucking wrong, stop drinking bleach for the love of god."

Or that others manipulate them. It's kind of hilarious how internat is full of people who claim that completely anonymous or completely obviously not competent people have right only because they claim other manipulate us. Especially in context of healthcare. If BF is real and controls the world it's main purpose is to make money and whoever controls world makes more money if more people work more so if they are ill less often and shorter time plus if they maximize people who are able to work till retirement. I'm 31 and have 2 uni degrees in country where uni is funded from taxes. If I die now country will lose 30+ years of my taxes and whatever I would produce but it still had to pay for 23 years of my education

I think it demonstrates just how irrational fear can make us behave

Just like ripping the states heart out

I would have just stepped on it. Why use your hands, just use your shoe. You get less stuff on your hands.

​@@cainabel6356 Yeah, but imagine how cool you'd look pulling the heart out with bear hands while saying some one liners.

@@CyberVonCyberus”Looks like your power is out.”

It’s a horror movie. The IQ is always in the negatives

With an IQ of 0, I would be their king.

test results: negative

About as intelligence as the Western population during the Covid bs.

Answer not very

You mean like Covid? LOL

@@HaggisMuncher-69-420 Idk what you mean?

​how was this hard to understand?@@suomynona4420

I mean apparently plenty of people seem to read communism into it for some reason, going by Nerd's "gulag" and "Stalin" comments. Even though it's pretty clearly about the people who really liked a certain guy who didn't make it into art school. (The two experiments the family and street are named after were literally done to examine the psyche of those people.) Or they think it's about media in general and ignore that smartphones and the internet are literally shown as disruptive to the creature's plan. The smartphone is the only way anyone manages to get counterevidence to the misinformation, and the creature has to shut off the internet so people can't compare notes online. There's also a strong theme in there about communication between people breaking down and older generations doing wrong by younger ones that I don't see acknowledged much... It's strange how authors can be so in your face with their stories and still not seen.

If you want a science explaination, check out the paperclip maximizer idea. A.I. is ordered to do something. Goes about doing it, by, say, converting the entire universe into paperclips. Or, in this case, making the entire universe worship its media. Some alien, somewhen on a distant world, coded an advertising A.I. to "produce media devices that'll make people watch." And once it had Skynetted the planet, it went to devour the universe.

I bet you're fully vaxxed. So maybe don't call the characters in this movie dumb then, when you underwent the exact same process

@@AverageAlien that was the worst bait attempt i have ever seen in my entire fucking life. the fish are literally laughing at the bait. its almost not even bait anymore

@@AverageAlien nice assumptions all over the comments section lol

@@lonekie I've got high chances of being right an you know it

​@@AverageAlien Do you yell at clouds on your free time?

Nah, middle managers are wild.

Seriously

They aren’t real, just Ai

@@deprimada3560 Wdym?

@@tempest4247 his channel has grown.. he definitely has a team of people to do most of the work. hence the incredibly frequent uploads.

Cringe

clearly suppiosed to be an allegorical movie, they're not idiots because they're not supposed to be real, believable characters. They are representations of certain types of people. The dad would be the do gooder snitches and authoritarians that wanted to force everyone to wear a mask, get vaxxed, etc during the plandemic. The rest are the oblivious cattle, some unsure, some unquestioning, that follow along blindly because they feel trapped

Well, they were

I approve of your scp terminology for describing this "war of the worlds" mess xD

@@bea95 shhhh it just sounds cool

It's supposed to be an anecdote for certain real world events and the types of people in them. Learn to read into things buddy

@@AverageAlien I think most of the people get that this is symbolic, man. The point of the channel is to assume that the depicted situation is real, understand the rules, and then try to beat it :)

he was almost correct. like you said it still had the baby, it needs people to worship it so if it kills everyone they cant do that. so his guess was pretty close.

The not-so-great britain

Rather Britain than America. USA looking like a Grand Theft Auto lobby on a Friday night😂

"I don't know what it's like over in Camelot" bro in dead 🤣

@@user-li8sx4yj4s y'all just mad that y'alls Queen died lol

@@calicoblue6373 Not mad, just sad. It's a tradition for the Queen to personally correspond with those that are fortunate enough to reach the venerable age of 100. I really wanted her to post a letter to herself, congratulating herself on her 100th birthday, with the letter signed by Her Majesty, Queen Herself. Alas, Liz reached 96.

I would put how to beat in that discussion also am I the only one that would like to see them do some Colabs

Him, how to beat anime, and how to beat (formally.....) I'd say.

How To Beat is better imo. Idk why but its probably the way he tells the story and then gives the best solutions with detailes. Makes you end up becoming a slightly better critical thinker.

Hands down best how to beat channel.

cinema summary was better until they renamed their channel

Nah man, bash his skull in. You're objectively correct.

I thought minorities never speak out though 🤔

You'd think they would have cut ties long ago right? And you'd think you'd be ready to dome the fucker after he beat you up and almost gauged your eye out, right??? Killing is hard yes but like c'mon how can there not be any semblance of self preservation here

Agreed. He'd be the first to go.

you're not reading deep enough here We were all caught in this situation when the shot was being pushed on us in 2020 and 2021

Yeah I found it a few years back and never know anyone else to have seen it so was hyped to see this

Imagine making fun of the characters in this movie whilst being fully vaxxed. Lol.

@@AverageAlien Well there's someone to make fun of right above me 😊😊😊

@@AverageAlien Yes, it gives us another group to laugh at, namely: you.

@@AverageAlien …

I think it was used during covid, I remember getting some automatic texts from the government during 2020.

The Netherlands uses NL-alert. You get a message on your phone. You can't use your phone for a couple of seconds while the message is on screen. (Bit hard to describe, just look it up) It's not just an SMS or notification. I know this, because my country regularly sends out test message to ensure NL-alert still works. Secondly, every first monday of the month the air sirens are tested. Primarily for if war would ever come back. But I think they could also be used in a situation like this. And I can assure you these sirens can be heard everywhere throughout the country. Every first monday of the month feels like the apocalypse as sirens are heard everywhere from 5 minutes out of nowhere.

@@TikoVerhelst I think ours has been done only a few times, for select areas and select phone providers. And it's just a SMS message which is easy to ignore, plus I think you can opt out in your phone settings. It's basically a waste of time.

America also has the phone messages, but it’s nice to be able to reach people on the TV as well

Maximum comf ☺

You've never seen low class women before. Thats why.

Thinking they wouldn’t dare hit a women lmao

Yeah isn't stress and stuff, and also a thunk thunk on the bump gonna cause a marinara mania?

Honestly though, Im glad that she died. What was disappointing was her death was a bit boring. Couldve been a bit more creative, for example, the alien parasite would do some forceful tenticle action **wink** **wink** 🤓

Boring for me

@@nightmaregamer_2755 same here

Exactly, without people like NE or Cinema Summary life would just be boring (and dangerous)

We probably be dead by everything horror/thriller movies use against us

Yep. Don’t think too hard or connections to recent events may occur. 😉

@hwat ah

@hwat I remember it being just a part of the UK, no?

movie is not supposed to be literal, it's allegorical

@@AverageAlien So what's the hidden meaning behind the movie? Don't blindly, stupidly follow painfully obvious messages not from the government or don't have stupid family members?

@@salutauo2035 When trapped with no way out in sight, and with your information coming from one source only, that source can make you believe whatever they want. Also that authoritarian types of people (the father) will pressure the mindless cattle to obey whatever regime is in power. And of course the real world examples of this, the plandemic, and how easily the herd obeyed the tyrannical law imposed by the tyrant state, first through fear of the unknown, then through social pressures. The government invented the crisis, and then removed everyone's rights with a simple way out: obey, get vaxxed, comply, and you will be free. And since so many took the path of least resistance and obeyed willingly, next time this happens it won't be so fun and easy. When they implement the social credit system fully (for your owns safety of course) and throw you in a cage at the first sight of dissent (to protect grandma of course) it won't be so fun.

Lucky you 😢. I think I’d probably off myself if I got trapped in with my family

@@frenchfryequeen I'm sorry to hear that. Honestly the best thing in life is family. I truly hope one day you feel that wonderful connection with a group of people. Regardless if it's your family by blood or choice. I hope you have a great day.

@@damnitsteve3302 Luckily I have been able to! Have a wonderful day!

Exactly

Frfr

In the movie she wanted to be there the bf was the one trying to get her to reconsider

Depends on whether your family is racist or realist. The word racist no longer has meaning since people started using it to describe literally everything and everyone they don't agree with. Bad weather? Racist! No parking spot? Racist! Other team won? Racist!

@@remc0s Jesse what THE FUCK are you talking about

Your television made it look shit so you dont believe its real

It's completely implausible that an illegitimate set of instructions would be blindly obeyed by credulous masses up to the point where they inject themselves with a mystery substance that they're assured is "for their own good". What's more, that some people would take advantage of the situation to assume authority they should never possess in order to force others into compliance to gratify their own egos. Completely implausible. Or maybe the movie was an allegory for blindly obeying authorities who demand compliance despite having never proven to genuinely care for anyone.

@@michaeldavid6832 can’t lie, I was just saying the movie was shit

@@michaeldavid6832 Everyone knows it's a thinly veiled metaphor for corona virus. It's just the movie was made by someone who believes anyone who disagrees with them must be a room temperature IQ Saturday morning villain, and therefore wrote a story with nothing but 2 dimensional characters doing stupid stuff because mainstream media.

@@michaeldavid6832 i feel like your comment is a hit at the covid vaccine, and if so then...your so stupid you might aswell be the dad from the movie.

That is... actually pretty good explanation. As a SCP fan, I like it.

they are just insane and evil thats all. everything they do leads to a question of what the heck was that supposed to gain them? anyways.

Because the TV kind of told them to do so, said there was spy among them and told them to get information out of him. Family was a bunch of racist pieces of trash, they thought it was a terrorist attack from outsiders and stuff, and the dude's girlfriend is from India so they probably thought they were working together or something.

Disciplining him so he would comply

its having access to water that is the point here, perhaps you might not drink it but the water could be used for other things and is still of some value. (perhaps you could cover the tub with some water tight cover like cling wrap or aluminum foil, though how well that will work is questionable)

Jesus christ how dirty is your bathtub buddy?

do you not. clean??? your tub?????

Another good point, who wants to drink cleaning product residue. How often do you clean your tub, because unless you are doing it after every shower, my point still is valid. The time between cleanings it accumulates filth.

@@mortuaryerror do you clean your bathtub after every use? else itll be as dirty as your floor or toilet

Why the hell would anyone think that thing isn't part of a fleet of aliens covering literally the entire world? Humanity's doomed, no need to make a second terrible movie.

It's set in America this time and everyone is just as dumb but refuses to follow instructions.

I would like to see a sequel as well, maybe from the perspective of a different family

Same

everyone in the movie is incompetent and it feels very hopeless

Because of how realistic it is

@@Alliebei explain to me what was realistic about the tv demon or the people all using dirty needless listening to random broadcasts that made no sense they were even getting so conveniently. man I do hope you are using sarcasm man.

@@CyberPunkBadGuy 🤨 I don't need to explain sht to you and if you think I was referring to the to the cable entity and used needles then you're an absolute moron.

Room temperature challenge

indeed@@SuperUnemployable

Depends on the type of neighborhood you live in

@@louis8487 cant have shit in detroit

That wasn't there before they entered the house though.

Usually cuz unbeaten scenarios are generally shit, and a sign of incredibly poor story telling, only a select few can pull off this kind of ending

@@mub8445 yeah this movie is shit

*Though

Happy Birthday 🎂