How to Beat the PLAGUE NUGGETS in COOTIES vs KID ZOMBIES

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Жыл бұрын

Nerds…sorry for the delay on posting Cooties. It’s been out on Patreon for over 2 weeks now but thanks to KZfaq, we got caught up with censorship issues. Another reason Patreon rocks. Anyways, enjoy the nuggets.
If puss filled chicken nuggets transformed a school full of prepubescent psychopaths into zombies, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the KID ZOMBIES in COOTIES.
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@majinjason Жыл бұрын

As a grandfather I can promise you outrunning kids is the easiest thing in the world. I'm not even a runner. Just the huge height advantage makes you able to cover way more distance way faster. However, I will say that my kids and grandkids always did get winded after me. Now if these were teens, you'd be screwed.

@apocratos0174 Жыл бұрын

Ikr Loooooool Kids are slow and tire easy. A normal adult would outrun any kid that age...

@liamhamilton9086 Жыл бұрын

When the sprinters and distance runners from the track team get infected there no point in trying.

@snail7954 Жыл бұрын

@@apocratos0174 i think since theyre zombies they wouldnt stop theyd just keep running

@khairiirfan102 Жыл бұрын

Its the long legs covers more ground

@shekkie Жыл бұрын

@@khairiirfan102It’s stated they feel no pain, and people can dislocate certain joints to increase the distance travelled in each thrust of the leg

@nailsarelife Жыл бұрын

The fact that it could've all been avoided had someone along the way noticed the gray ooze on that singular nugget. I do call BS on that point, though. In real life, the entire batch of nuggets would be contaminated.

@Skull_E_Duggery Жыл бұрын

They grounded up and portioned the sick chicken and only the one nugget got the grey ooze lmao

@marsbars3982 Жыл бұрын

@@Skull_E_Duggery i mean think about how multiple towns got affected its more likely the one chicken had its pieces somehow spread across a wider area somewhere along the process

@mehalmensk3487 Жыл бұрын

Well, personaly i think the whole zombie isue would be ended by someone who had to listen to a child scream for the duration of a flight of bus travel, or the like happening upon it. I mean, i am sure they would have grabbed whats available and mowed down wave upon wave.

@nailsarelife Жыл бұрын

I cannot buy that only one nugget from any given bag could be contaminated. I can buy that it would be a widespread problem, though. I mean, when there's a recall on contaminated items in real life, it's usually several batches that are recalled.

@TheGrossDemon Жыл бұрын

I still don't believe that a little girl would put that yucky looking thing near her mouth! Let alone finish it when it's oozing

@Secretrider459 Жыл бұрын

As someone who went to public education and had to make it to the opposite end of school to get to each class everyday, I can certify the halls are designed for PVP.

@joniboi3699 Жыл бұрын

PVP 😂

@thegappleknight3910 Жыл бұрын

Same with my high school it’s practically meant for team death match lol

@ownamusketforhomedefencesincet 9 ай бұрын

yea some kids prolly got shanked there

@dravenrogers7040 Жыл бұрын

I love how he mentions the woods but then when the few people who bought the DVD got to see the alternate ending where they had to deal with a Boy Scouts

@nobodyimportant64 Жыл бұрын

And if you notice at 1:26 he says to pop one of the red truck's tire as revenge for getting blocked in... The same red truck everyone uses to escape... Which wouldn't happen if they have a flat tire. Then when the kids pass out, he also says to double tap them, but that would end up causing blond girl and main lead to miss linking up with the rest of the school staff, and assume to heading to the janitor closet while the others 'escape' (crash and get swarmed by kids) So yeah this dude's plan would end in death, he didn't beat Jack. He just got a game over while the actual movie characters DID Survive

@crystallxix1493 9 ай бұрын

@@nobodyimportant64 Ah yes, cause of course decisions are made based on absolutely unpredictable hindsight lol. Nerd Explains bases his advice on the perspective of the people in that moment. They wouldn’t have known that specific truck would be used to get them to safety. Hell at the time they didnt even know that would be a necessity. Double tapping is a great idea, not doing it cause maybe it leads you to meeting back with the others through sheer luck isn’t exactly a good reason.

@nobodyimportant64 9 ай бұрын

@@crystallxix1493 the point I was saying is, he is analyzing so he could survive it. But those two choices he said he would DO, not think about. But DO without hesitation. Would end up with him and others DYING. He doesn't point it out but rather ignores it and says confidently he would survive it, when he would wipe out barely passed the middle way point. I simply stated that the choices he said he'd make would leave him dead and not beating the chicken nuggets zombie outbreak. In fact popping Dwight's tires would've killed everyone or most of them. It doesn't matter about hindsight, the choices he made would have ended badly and not beating the outbreak

@crystallxix1493 9 ай бұрын

@@nobodyimportant64 I mean technically that’s also not true. If they had done all that he would have done they would have had no need of that truck in the first place. If they had properly barricaded the doors no children would have ever gotten in. Locking patriot down for good would have also been very easy which would have solved the second whole issue. After doing so they would have easily realised that the whole world is being screwed over by grabbing a phone. From there.. i mean they could literally just hunker down in the school for a while or escape if they wanted to, I don’t see either being hard at all. I think the problem with what you’re saying is that the characters there only survived thanks to pretty neat and dang plot armour rather than their decisions actually being in any way good.

@antionettekidd9749 8 ай бұрын

That's awesome! I have to buy it.

@khayalakhemadlala335 Жыл бұрын

I'm seeing Nerd videos more than I see my dad

@foolishgamer99 Жыл бұрын

Comedy gold right here

@aschizo4111 Жыл бұрын

LOL

@seanbrown2804 Жыл бұрын

I know that feeling.

@OnMyLunchBreak07 Жыл бұрын

Yo same. My dad's on a 20 year streak so far 🎉

@sir_nugget85 Жыл бұрын

@@OnMyLunchBreak07 8 year streak for me baby let’s goooo

@internetjerk2839 Жыл бұрын

The kids being smart and being able to lay traps does make them a bit more dangerous than normal zombies but the fact that adults are immune and the kids being kids basically means they'd lack the numbers or strength to over run a city

@thecommunistdoggo1008 Жыл бұрын

That's where you're wrong, they're also kids. The vast majority of people are not willing to shoot kids even police and army guys. Especially considering you can't tell if they're a threat until they're on top of you

@feathero3 Жыл бұрын

If that have that zombie strength though I think it may be harder for adults. Plus kids usually outnumber adults thanks to so many parents who want a family of 7 kids+

@zouhuijun3930 Ай бұрын

@@feathero3 children under the age of 18 only make up around a quarter or less of the total U.S population. This would mean that the adults outnumber the kids 3 to 1.

@KincaidCalder-vn6bo Жыл бұрын

Rain Wilson with any form of weapons would be basically immune to the zombie apocalypse. I still remember the scene from the office where he showed us all of the weapons he hid in the office.

@0Dawn_of_Time0 Жыл бұрын

A lot of people are saying that this infection was caused by ONE chicken nugget and that is entirely wrong. What nerd here forgot to include was how in the play center, there were boxes and boxes of infected chicken nuggets set out at a birthday party table. This could lead one to assume that there were tons of other boxes that were infected with chicken nuggets as well spread across the states.

@Reofenja Жыл бұрын

My time tested method of punching any child who walks up on me has protected me thus far.

@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets Жыл бұрын

I hit anything that jumps out at me. It's worked so far.

@X1ZR Жыл бұрын

Oh please, that's nothing compared to my flying kick.

@got_rats Жыл бұрын

@@X1ZR nothing beats a 12 gauge

@projectpitchfork860 Жыл бұрын

@@got_rats Nope, grenade launchers laugh at that. Onlything better would be a whole IFV.

@got_rats Жыл бұрын

@@projectpitchfork860 at this point just fucking nuke them

@MorganihamiltonI Жыл бұрын

Demoted on the food chain is one of the best lines I've heard in my entire life 😂

@iceborned2019 Жыл бұрын

"reaching deep into those 6 years he played high school football" is the perfect joke

@HelenaSan425 Жыл бұрын

Watching Nerd explains keeps depression away

@jordanhulsey4130 Жыл бұрын

Next episode how to beat depression

@aadarshraghuwanshi7022 Жыл бұрын

@@jordanhulsey4130 solution : try to fly out a 30 story building window

@bossbig7017 Жыл бұрын

Stay strong bro! You are not alone in this! :)

@bossbig7017 Жыл бұрын

@@aadarshraghuwanshi7022 what the fuck are you talking about?

@kyrohowe3156 Жыл бұрын

@jordanhulsey4130 that would be interesting

@TheInfamousRPGGroup-on-Rumble Жыл бұрын

for me the scariest part of this video was how often that blond chick was smiling during the zombie apocalypse... can you say "psycho"?

@folieadeux5047 Жыл бұрын

Cooties is a comedy

@sarahr9894 Жыл бұрын

You have to be a little psycho to be an elementary school teacher 😂

@darkdrogod8890 Жыл бұрын

I could never actually see this happening. Only people who haven't hit puberty seem way too low of a population to take out multiple towns, schools sure, not after elementary

@mahirtamang9461 Жыл бұрын

You have the most unique yet mundane voice I've ever heard.(not saying its bad, your voice is weirdly addictive.)

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, Time for Nerd to make these monstrous midgets into mashed potatoes

@burning-ghostface 7 ай бұрын

"The boat was evil but he loved the boat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will watch that movie

@de606returns6 Жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this movie and honestly believing it was just a fever dream until I rewatched it again, weird movie but alright I suppose

@ethal1222 Жыл бұрын

Poor Frodo. When he's a high school student, his school is taken over by body-snatching aliens. Then later when he's a teacher, his school is ground zero for the Nick Jr. zombie apocalypse.

@dragonslayer1009 Жыл бұрын

My dad basically forced me to watch this and right when the child bit into that disgusting chicken nugget I felt queasy and told him to stop

@shainshartershwate7421 11 ай бұрын

You should report your papa to the authorities

@dragonslayer1009 11 ай бұрын

@@shainshartershwate7421 nah

@Propane-tank 5 ай бұрын

Buddy why report his dad its a movie

@Propane-tank 5 ай бұрын

@@shainshartershwate7421 get off the ipad

@drakewasaloverboy 4 ай бұрын

@@shainshartershwate7421and you should look for a papa because you clearly lack one

@kendrickrochelanzot2053 Жыл бұрын

This is one i have been waiting for aling with "The Final". Zombies are like second nature to the nerd and its always awsome to hear his advice. It also answers the one question of wether or not an adukt can take on 100 kids TW: dark joke ahead . The one time a shooter is needed

@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets Жыл бұрын

Amazing potential for a horror/comedy there. I'd watch it just to see the reactions of the other survivors in the school when the full picture of the situation starts to click in their heads and they're immediately on edge around the one guy who's armed during the zombie apocalypse.

@kendrickrochelanzot2053 Жыл бұрын

@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets I'd so watch that. Give it some zombieland vibes

@RandomFunLex Жыл бұрын

I'm proud of you. 😂

@Shadowcat753 Жыл бұрын

And this is why you have medications you need regularly and/or medical IDs as a rule during a zombie plague. As someone with epilepsy here, I'd find the "random person that's immune but with a serious condition" point completely relatable here.

@aspiebbx Жыл бұрын

your knowledge of vintage super soaker models is the final thing i needed to be convinced that this is one of the best channels on youtube

@meredithmora4131 9 ай бұрын

It was great watching Frodo and Dwight surviving a zombie apocalypse while working as teachers together

@gabrielabruzzo4295 Жыл бұрын

Out of every single video, that nugget bit seen you kept using was the only clip I actually had too look away from. Well played Nerd, well played...

@QQyoko Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the SFW captions on the video recap of zombie children mercilessly devouring adults.

@Not_Abby_Its_Abbey Жыл бұрын

I think Nerd was so impressed with Wade he actually became smitten. I mean, when I saw him closeline that kid, I did find it extremely seductive too🤣🤣🤣

@laggers6480 Жыл бұрын

One of the only movies ive seen were beating zombie children into a pulp who haven't hit puberty is about as engaging as beating a Karen into a pulp..

@lunchbox962 Жыл бұрын

Ahh, a Zombie movie for all ages.

@llongone2 Жыл бұрын

"There is no excuse not to rock at least of few of them with big, nasty right hooks!" - Thanks, Nerd. I needed that laugh after a terrible day at work.

@tera59487 10 ай бұрын

"Oh look Carnage" Best line in this entire movie

@BMJgunner Жыл бұрын

This is the type of shit that happens when you have a day off.

@eddieford9373 Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, been waiting for this one for a while. Good luck not getting demonitized on this one.

@ericdreblow8564 Жыл бұрын

Something about the parents: I did a voluntary at a primary school. Relying on parents to do literally anything sensible when it comes to their kids is basically suicide. Parents are awful a thinking clearly as soon as their kids are involved. (Not all of them, of course. There are great parents out there! But the majority seems to be eiter the negligent or the bad shit crazy type of parents)

@Stripedspot Жыл бұрын

Your videos are amazing. I like it when you make fun of the idiocy of the main characters in movies.

@LordOfFrenzy Жыл бұрын

Bro.... If you're immune to the virus in a zombie apocalypse.. you're already well enough... But if the zombies are 30% of your body weight...

@IckyClickySticky Жыл бұрын

You sound so much angrier in this video. I love it.

@DwarfKing56 Жыл бұрын

One last shot of biting into that chicken nugget to trigger my gag reflex as the end of the video. Bleh. Thanks Nerd. :D

@hurlock24 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, cooties, the one movie where scorching children alive as if they were a bunch of unattended eldar children, and I was the Primarch of the salamanders chapter particularly upset that day WOULDN'T make me look like a complete sociopath! Good video as always btw Nerd

@agentgreen8843 Жыл бұрын

I love your zombie videos they're refreshingly funny/violent. Also Wade is my favorite character he seems like the only one with 2% sense

@redisotschek8643 5 ай бұрын

I imagined this series of videos is narrated by Dwight Schrute and I won’t be able to unhear it

@nevs_. Жыл бұрын

Love watching nerd explains

@frigidchick5682 Жыл бұрын

Educators are told to maintain children's safety above all and everything. So, yeah... most of us would definitely be 'un-alived' at the start of a school aged zombie apocalypse. Some way or another, we're probably gonna get blamed for everything anyway. LOL

@Uni-oi8eb 10 ай бұрын

“Oh look, carnage” is the best quote ever 😌😃

@ItsJames101 Жыл бұрын

“Im not saying we should cap these kids, I’m just saying the front site should be level with their head and the slack taken”

@cheche7068 Жыл бұрын

Love watching Nerd Explains

@cliftonsargent1572 Жыл бұрын

Your killing me with that nugget bite over and over again

@MoonMunchr Жыл бұрын

YES ive been waiting for this one . Gonna watch it in the car rn

@therongibson3653 Жыл бұрын

The first time I watched this movie seeing the principal and teachers get ripped apart I was saying to myself that the teachers can’t be this stupid💀😂

@Emmett_Br0wn Жыл бұрын

Okay but let's be honest if Shelly was a germophobe that nugget would've ceased to exist-

@weluvsosa-6745 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making this video this is one of my favorite movies

@michaelmeux4137 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the video brother, definitely going to check this one out.

@freddyfazbear1334 Жыл бұрын

In the words of Count Dooku, I’ve been looking forward to this :)

@alexcaplan9271 Жыл бұрын

The whole time I was watching this movie, I was thinking 'those aren't zombie kids, that's just how kids be'.😅

@cheche2459 Жыл бұрын

Love Nerd Explains Videos a lot

@rathorclemenger6125 Жыл бұрын

I noticed at least 2 things wrong (ay least) with the movie. 1)It would've taken much longer for the infection to spread/take effect. 2) The baby in the first parents car would've been infected when the kid climbed in and attacked.

@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Жыл бұрын

Infections always happen to whatever is convenient to plots 😂 I always laugh in Zombie movies how npc types change in like 2 seconds but a main character will keep a bite a secret for days somehow. TBH I've only seen a few shows/movies that have a realistic incubation time of a few days to a week, it's a slow process and it's hard to keep things watchable and exciting for it.

@killiancraftofcraftyworks975 Жыл бұрын

The one time where you want the quiet kid to show up playing pumped up kicks on his mp5.

@Mysteriousstranger6 Жыл бұрын

keep em coming man

@thegamewasriggedfromthestart Жыл бұрын

Nerd slowly becomes more insane each video lmao

@OnJohn_ Жыл бұрын

I love these vids man

@tobbekre Жыл бұрын

2:40 Ohh, so glad to see Ondskan (aka Evil (one of the the best films ever made fyi)) make an appearance!

@akingxlife4979 11 ай бұрын

YESSSSSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

@theuselesschannel9772 Жыл бұрын

@NerdExplains Great work man. I would suggest you watch "Your Next". It's a great horror movie with an amazingly witty main character, you'll love it man.

@vulgarmagick Жыл бұрын

Forgot about this movie. Good stuff. :)

@offensive.sewing.0538 Жыл бұрын

21:44 good idea lets go to blockbuster „the woods“ oh 😂

@skun406 Жыл бұрын

It should be a crime to talk about this movie without showing the "dual rear wheel" clip 🤣

@fr4zertalu336 Жыл бұрын

Swear I see Nerd explains videoes than I see the sun. ☀️

@kemonitokusuri7076 Жыл бұрын

This movie scared me so much as a kid for some reason, and it still annoyingly traumatizes me to this day. But for some reason after watching this I realize how inconsistent and illogical this movie is, and how stupid every adult has been on this movie and how insanely smart the kids were like how, HOW. Now instead of fearing this movie, I now fear it a little less AND hate it to a high degree.

@Aldi-Offical 9 ай бұрын

same, like, i still avoid chicken dishes

@zekrom6537 7 ай бұрын

@@Aldi-Offical you people are very weak lol, how can you be watching horror movies yet being sooo traumatized by a fricking fake chicken nugget lol, also fyi any food could have a virus or something bad in it, so by this logic you should fear ALL food

@nika7772 Жыл бұрын

After a long day at work, this feels like a reward

@makeda6530 Жыл бұрын

This was such a fun dark comedy of a movie.

@EricJae. Жыл бұрын

This movie was better than I excepted when I watched it

@RiVer-Parish Жыл бұрын

Somebody get this guy a beer and after watching this video im not taking my kids to McDonald's anytime soon for chicken nuggets.

@MISTERKIC Жыл бұрын

....and I'd BET you'd see clear to his teeth" 😂

@cookiecomments846 Жыл бұрын

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR FOOD!

@bae9116 Жыл бұрын

My solution is use the sound system announcers to let out a very high pitch frequency that only the children could hear, and would disorient them but the teachers would be fine

@Viktor-ip8bh Жыл бұрын

Nice shot from the movie "ondskan" a real swedish masterpiece (2:40)

@Ricktofenable Жыл бұрын

Nerd recommending a very specific super soaker in the same way he recommends real firearms was the highlight of this video

@British_manndem 9 ай бұрын

2:54 LMFAOOOOOOOO “Don’t bully someone who looks like they have the bubonic plague”

@Bigcreamster Жыл бұрын

The “it ain’t water” was sooo bad ass

@swarlly Жыл бұрын

Cooties was a great movie. Very fun. We need more like this.

@DriftingIn-69 6 ай бұрын

This is a very family friendly movie the the youngsters 😂

@natxhanxi Жыл бұрын

I ordered boneless wings to go along with this video thank you 😊

@honestlygucci Жыл бұрын

W Nerd is my favorite youtuber

@wintertimber1749 2 ай бұрын

“Oh look! Carnage!” He said it so casually 😂

@ZETA_FF_Gaming Жыл бұрын

Aye Nerd you should do a documentary on One Missed Call 2008 Horror film

@selena0755 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite movies it’s so hilarious 😂

@rcharris1838 Жыл бұрын

“.. chemicals or glass vodka bottles” 😂😂

@hated7dtd 9 ай бұрын

Another 7dtd reference... warms my heart.

@CrityCrit 8 ай бұрын

I stopped this and watched it so much fun

@eboni07051 Жыл бұрын

Kudos to the work it takes to make these masterpieces.🎉🎉 I don’t even watch movies anymore, I watch this. I will be watching a movie like, did I see this already lol😂😂. Thank you for your time Sir. Champagne for you 🥂

@Bxlly_PC01 Жыл бұрын

0:53 I've been doing this since I was a young kid. I've plenty of recent stories of spiders, cockroaches and many more bugs show up in food. ESPECIALLY in Chocolate 😨

@shawnfoster2684 Жыл бұрын

Think in a alternate ending they went into the woods and shows a ton of kids around them that may of been the ones form the school or on camping trip before cutting