How to become a Real Estate Mogul with Dov Davidoff | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

How to become a Real Estate Mogul with Dov Davidoff | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 119

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This week we have comedian and real estate mogul Dov Davidoff! Dov talks about growing up in a cult, having a gay dad, and having to hustle to make it in comedy. That's right, at a young age Dov moved to India with his mother and brother and lived in a commune. He knew he'd be back in America but the time there he was a skeptical guy and didn't understand this cult leader! He ended up using this type of skeptical thinking later in life and starting investing in real estate. While others are investing in bottle service, Dov was investing in buildings in Soho, NY ! Dov talks about how he got into this life, the worst investment he ever made, and if people should rent or buy. The Warren Buffett of comedy is here to tell you what to do! But also do some personal research and stop flashing your new cars or clothes. Think about what you're leaving behind babe!
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00:00 Dov Davidoff is here!
1:35 Junk Yards, Cults, India
5:01 Dad’s Was Secretly Gay
8:39 Commune Cult in India
15:01 Look Like Recovery
17:13 How to become a Real Estate Mogul
30:11 Worst Investment
33:30 Loan Money or Own Money
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38:04 Warren Buffet
41:57 Rent or Buy??
46:26 Coparenting
50:00 Do You need a Mansion ?!
56:29 Lose Yourself in Ego
1:00:42 IG Moments or Real Life Moments?!
1:04:10 Go See Dov Davidoff!
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@cpreid Жыл бұрын

Dov’s perspective on investing is better than any other bs fake gurus and online “experts”. Nails it 🎯

@ghostfjdgcsusvsgsj Жыл бұрын

Love the learning episodes. Bring on more smart guests like him

@morgans4962 Жыл бұрын

Yesss I second this

@puffdaddy69 Жыл бұрын

He’s just going thru a midlife crisis, usually he’s a funny comedian 😂

@emgray80 Жыл бұрын

Dov is one of my all time favorites. His joke about getting his bike seat slashed makes me laugh no matter how many times I see/hear it.

@ellisd3165 Жыл бұрын

Spinning around holding a cocktail like a winning lotto ticket always gets me

@PowuhToSeven Жыл бұрын

@@ellisd3165gay dudes always looking like they just smelled cookies😅

@austinexplorer512 Жыл бұрын

Christy is going for the Olympian Kerri Strug Look 😂

@jonbourn473 Жыл бұрын

I just spit beer all over my keyboard. Thank you.

@ozzysgarage Жыл бұрын

I work in finance, and let me say that Dov Davidoff is actually pretty dead on on what he is saying finance-wise. Bravo sir!!!

@yoitsvic1126 Жыл бұрын

If Bradley Cooper ever gets tired of voicing Rocket Raccoon, Dov is your man.

@deathstriker9076 Жыл бұрын

I get a Joker/Heath Ledger vibe.

@N3ur0m4nc3r Жыл бұрын

Wow. He could give it like 10% more energy and be nailing it.

@brahamjitsuri5235 Жыл бұрын

I can’t un hear this now

@lordfordification Жыл бұрын

I submit, this comment surpasses mine.

@dbeck82 Жыл бұрын

Why am I getting a Donnie Walburg vibes?

@durkadurka4107 Жыл бұрын

love this finance talk unironically

@ViewsFromX Жыл бұрын

I appreciate how you keep talking about money management / wealth. I always tune in

@Juskle7 Жыл бұрын

Dov is the most under rated comic working today. His insights are brilliant and he connects comedy and humanity.

@BrandonBrown-wl3xy Жыл бұрын

Dov talking about how he wants to improve his social media and podcasting and I really enjoyed him sharing his knowledge and still bejng entertaining. Anyone else would watch a financial pod from him with Chrissy D ?!?!? Id absolutely love it!!! COME ON BOY'S!!!

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@stormbreak13 Жыл бұрын

Lol chris asked for advice on what to do with 200$ and Dov is taking it as 200k$

@tylerhaas611 Жыл бұрын

Well if u want to invest $200 not on drugs ur sol, however my advice is to keep that $200 in ur account as a building block for savings and motivation to get another $200 in there

@CANDiSUSHi Жыл бұрын

came here for this comment lol

@feralcat89 Жыл бұрын

This man is a genius

@18Callahan Жыл бұрын

Dov Davidoff is hilarious on stage. Must see comedy ✨

@marcusrusso6130 Жыл бұрын

Dov turned me on to stand up back in the day. His comedy Central special was one of the first specials I remember to this day!!! Wish he did more pods amd stand up on the tubes!

@clboon Жыл бұрын

@Dov is the f'ing man both on the stage and off the stage! Amazing episode guys! Best all around episode I've heard in a while! Bring Dov back for more!

@k.c.simonsen2 Жыл бұрын

Every time I've ever asked a friend who's good with money how I should invest my money this exact thing happens. Just vague, unhelpful answers full of confusing lingo that they never fully explain lol. Every time I do this I walk away defeated, thinking "okay, thanks I'll ... watch out for cap rates.."

@MatthewSmith-zx6uk Жыл бұрын

A 7.5 cap rate means that you can expect a 7.5% annual gross income on the value of your property or investment. If your property's value is $150,000, a 7.5 cap rate will mean a yearly return of $11,250. so he says as the value increases, your gross income should increase (the rent increases for your tenant). Gross capital is revenue pre-tax and net revenue is the money that you "net" ,or take home, after paying taxes on it.

@brendandoss6355 Жыл бұрын

Awesome pod! Waiting on that "Mountain Biking with Dov" sequel...

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@SandpaperTTV Жыл бұрын

I was needing something to listen to on this job! Perfect timing as always

@greta_van_fleet2842 Жыл бұрын

This guy reminds me of Adam Sandler when he talks lol

@gizzykatkat9687 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE your show Chris! And yes, more financial talk.

@UHOH860 Жыл бұрын

Dov Davidoff was one of the first stand ups I ever seen comedy central way back he's a legend 💯

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@sonjaa.4892 Жыл бұрын

Love me some Dov! Thanks for a great episode😊

@ConnorRunsFree Жыл бұрын

Dov is like Norm in that he's a fantastic and singular comic who is also well read and nuanced in his world view.

@chrisnelson1928 Жыл бұрын

Chris: What’s the interest rate? Dov: 10% Chris: Not bad. Dov: Well going rate is 7%. Chris: Oh ok. He’s such an idiot ha!

@jigsawjoslyn Жыл бұрын

Loved actually learning and hearing new perspectives on this episode!!

@kylemogensen5756 Жыл бұрын

Who knew Aaron Berg was so well informed about investing and finances!

@cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

He reminds me of a mix between Berg and Tank Sinatra haha

@frankfiorella9753 Жыл бұрын

Not only is Dov brilliant but he's one of the funniest standups I've ever seen live.

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@michiganrealty Жыл бұрын

Finally. I’ve been struggling at Real Estate and needed this. After watching this I closed 69 properties

@mwanderer1 Жыл бұрын

Awesome post time! Thanks Pimp!!

@sumoblues Жыл бұрын

my first intro to Dov was a quiet “spacey” detached but funny dude on Chelsey Handler’s comic panel. To learn what an intelligent finance savvy profoundly deep & articulate sage like human he is…🤯👏🏽🙌🏽👍🏽

@RGEF1006 Жыл бұрын

When the kids are getting older the parents need that space between bedrooms.😂💀

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@smokedgouda1155 Жыл бұрын

2007 dovs special on comedy central might have been the first thing that got me interested in comedy. I'm excited for this one

@Malery Жыл бұрын

This is a much healthier money talk than last week.

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@Fabian080690 Жыл бұрын

His "Love" bit on the Laugh Factory is legendary

@BrandonBrown-wl3xy Жыл бұрын

55:01 holyshit please tell me other people caught that awkwardness?? "No, but ya, but no ya know, so ya." Hahahaha

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@SneakerFreaker97 Жыл бұрын

this guy is from central jersey like 15 mins away from where i live. shout out dov davdidoff!

@thomaslauria4300 Жыл бұрын

This one about to wild, I love Dov

@CheechElMexicano Жыл бұрын

Is this Aaron bergs doppelganger 😂

@areixable Жыл бұрын

Glad to see Toby from the office making an appearance.

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын

Love this guy in The league 😂😂😂

@srulifriedman2957 6 ай бұрын

Guy is a little norm macdonald a little Adam Sandler... Very cool. Fantastic comic

@jodrizzly1766 Жыл бұрын

Came in thinking this was a clickbait chrissy wissy title. Left with genuine knowledge on how to better my life.

@Psycho_Spock Жыл бұрын

Where can I get that windbreaker?? Chrissy DreamTream is inspiring me to throw it back with some old school Team USA gear.

@maxnicastro3278 Жыл бұрын

I wish when Chrissy asked about the apocalypse it just cut back to dov with a sock puppet on his hand

@Sharonc2010 Жыл бұрын

I wish Dov would have more opportunities in comedy. He reminds me of George Carlin so much.

@cb7pwn Жыл бұрын

often times, most time, comedians really like to blow each other and hype each other up, even though 1 of them or even both arent that funny at all... but with Dov, you can see the intelligence and wit and true comedic brain.

@scottrussell4942 Жыл бұрын

DOV! Had no idea... good for you brother!!!

@SlurmsMacKenzie69 Жыл бұрын

Based on how often he's saying no to the questions Chris is asking, I don't think Chris understands any of this lol

@official_mrpothead Жыл бұрын

Excellent

@Danielbowers3 Жыл бұрын

Thought dude was interviewing Prof the rapper. Had to read the description twice.

@emmadevarona1818 Жыл бұрын

highlight of my anxiety tuesday

@cinsquatch Жыл бұрын

I LITerally lov Dov. I've missed him 😢. I figured he found writing jobs and acting. He did. So talented. Great to see you! Thanks Chrissy. ❤

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@esmeraldaserna4962 Жыл бұрын

Legendary.

@connorsampson754 Жыл бұрын

Bring dov back. great guest chrissy

@1dsmav Жыл бұрын

Heard so much about this guy from mainly Callen & other comedians.. first look.. mid-average..

@stormbreak13 Жыл бұрын

I truly am a fan, but the financial advice stuff really shouldnt go on much longer- Chris clearly genuinely cares about it, earnestly saying "I'm trying" after Dov says people shouldn't be watching this pod for financial advice- one small example is after Dov already used the saying "its time in the market, not timing the market"- then when he goes to say it again, Chris tries finishing it with "time out"- again not as a joke-- its just a weird tone shift from whats usually an irreverent, funny podcast, into nonsense

@reid6302 Жыл бұрын

I love this dude

@mellyp5302 Жыл бұрын

Great eppy!!

@mr.goldfish7473 Жыл бұрын

the glasses are back! aka the classic cris

@rjantosik1985 Жыл бұрын

Love Dov! I remember seeing him back in the Day on Chelsea handler and seeing him pee in Joshua Tree lmao

@hapaharley1706 Жыл бұрын

Dov is such an interesting, intelligent person. Wish I heard more from him

@ryanlara83 Жыл бұрын

Dov sounds like how I imagine Dice sounding at 18

@kylenicholopoulos1327 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy da 🐐 💪💪💪

@G-Lucio Жыл бұрын

Chrissy needs to get kinobody on the pod to talk intermittent fasting

@JenisELMAN Жыл бұрын

Inspiring episode Never marry ....unless ya love being an involuntary Philanthropist

@portlandsamber Жыл бұрын

Not two goofy comics having better financial advice than all the Rich Dad, Poor Dad's out there. 🇺🇸

@gilgoofthegrove5072 Жыл бұрын

i need more dov in my life!

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@VolatileDisposition Жыл бұрын

Wow. Always liked Dov’s comedy since the beginning but this was an eye opener. In a world of Theo Von and Bobby Lee stupidity, which is entertaining, this was totally mind blowing and I’m a native New Yorker that knows all the buildings Dov was talking about and had opportunities to get some of these old Lower east side buildings for nothing in late 80s and in early 1990s when we were in a recession from the 87crash, no one ever thought that nasty ass neighborhood would ever be what it is now. It was a ghetto for a century prior to that. My rent in 1992 on the block he has a building was 450 a month and rent stabilized with no prayer or clue it was going to become gentrified. Most of those buildings were bought by Jewish immigrants after ww2, for 5 grand and those tenants were really poor and the landlords never made enough to pay for the oil to heat the buildings. The birth of the internet in the 90s and the fact those landlords died was the catalyst because the kids who inherited those buildings gutted them, and all the exposed brick and trendy crap invited kids from NYU to pay 3000 a month for a one bedroom apartment. Those kids who inherited those buildings paid anything to get all the Latino residents to move out, some took 10k or 30k and others held out for 50 or 60 but took it and everyone thought the landlord was crazy to pay them that, because they couldn’t see the genius of what was about to happen. By the year 2000 that neighborhood was no longer recognizable. It’s basically kids whose parents are paying for those apartments, and then some of them are staying there after college when they have a job. It’s still unbelievable to me, the fucking podcast was great

@theovonmiller7811 Жыл бұрын

If I have to hear Chris talk about elementary level finance again, my head may explode.

@Stizzzzzzzz Жыл бұрын

Taking one percent 3 percent is fine The goal of a financial advisor IS TO MAKE YOU MONEY. SO THEIR PERCENTAGE IS HIGHER

@fffraaankkk Жыл бұрын

Dov 13 in Mexico performed a reverse Bobby Lee.

@zoso1up Жыл бұрын

Real talk,the truth is alot of us make mistakes when were young and we have what makes us happy but keeping it is a struggle saving 6 percent of a paycheck is not feasible too people who started a famly young and is making average pay

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@michaelroccooo Жыл бұрын

"Multi layered paradoxical considerations"

@PoppaBurgundy23 Жыл бұрын

Smart dude

@MultiBluedog123 Жыл бұрын

In the immortal words of geroge costanza - my fathers gay !

@tharealhox3566 Жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@PowuhToSeven Жыл бұрын

Dov is a hilarious dude. "The whole point of the show is..."

@jamesc8843 Жыл бұрын

If you worship the way you look you’ll die a thousand deaths as you get older. What a great quote

@ellisd3165 Жыл бұрын

I'M IN THE GARAGE!

@KattKatt1 Жыл бұрын

Just saw him in Vegas!

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@mikaljozeph6202 Жыл бұрын

Damn I like this fucking dude

@scotthartwig668 Жыл бұрын

He sounds like Otto from Otto and George

@CrimsonTusk Жыл бұрын

One vowel away from being DovDoviDov

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@fungusrumpus Жыл бұрын

Dov had been mia, glad to see in on this chaos

@moralhazard1 Жыл бұрын

The money is broken which is why housing is now unaffordable. Because when money is constantly debased, one of the only things that holds value is real estate. Always a good investment...in an inflationary environment. If we had a form of money that no one has the control to print more, people might just buy a home (gonna sound crazy) TO LIVE IN!!!! Value of things doesn't "go up"... the value of the money "goes down"

@alebubu101 Жыл бұрын

Since the 2008 collapse, the housing sector has grown as much as 500%. Theres very likely another massive bubble and theres gotta be some “take” mixed with all that “give”. Market correction is probably incoming and that’ll mean way, way higher interest rates, but lower asset values. If you’re on the market for property, keep that in mind. NFA, just how I see the next year or two unfolding.

@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE Жыл бұрын

So how about Tank Sinatra on the season 22 finale of shark tank let's talk about it lol

@ryangeorge3982 Жыл бұрын

As a full time real estate investor I’m curious to see what Dov has to say

@brew_medic1140 Жыл бұрын

I was watching fighter and the kid Switched to here. Dov is the best

@chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын

🙌🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️

@brew_medic1140 Жыл бұрын

@@chrisdcomedy Straight from Aus... I was going to buy tikeys but yeah I didn't...

@JCR2051 Жыл бұрын

Nice to see Donnie Wahlberg become so financially responsible. 🥴

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@jam4425 Жыл бұрын

I swear I thought it was Vinny Gaudagnino

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@lordfordification Жыл бұрын

It's like if tank sinatra and berg had a financial baby

@fivelgoesbeast234 Жыл бұрын

"What can the viewers do if they have 200 cash "...."buy a building" who has $200000 in cash?

@LoveFitsAll Жыл бұрын

Namaste

@nicklocascio4715 Жыл бұрын

This that thrift store guy? Macintosh?

@jorony Жыл бұрын

22:07 so no face tattoo and mumble over trash beats? 😂😂😂

@Thojo-qt7iu Жыл бұрын

No mention of Ian. I listened to the whole thing. Twice.

@USERNAME.chrisdistefano Жыл бұрын

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@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

Nothing more entertaining than financial talk 😴

@macheteddie Жыл бұрын

Is Dov sure his last name isn’t Waits?