Classic Martian. Locking premium fatigue gameplay behind a chicken paywall.

I love how you put extra context on the screen for whatever you're talking about

holy shit that warlock player needs to get a life

This is the type of deck that is completely fair and fun if I am playing it, and utterly despicable if my opponent is playing it.

Just be good and you'll have him opening hand every game.

Another riveting game of Chumbostone

This is actually nuts. You could run 2x Selfish Shellfish, the deathrattle location, the beast revive spell, and throw the Undatakah into ETC to amplify the mill part while still being able to always draw guff

I always have a soft spot in my heart for mill decks. Also, Marshie's mill druid deck was the first video I ever watched of his! Truly scrumtrelescent

I can't believe MY streamer would call this deck a control deck AND not run any tech. Loatheb and Stickfinger are sitting in the corner crying rn Marshie, how does that make you feel? 26:51 Timestamp for Marshie committing horrors against chickenkind. 27:04 for when Marshie's officially been cancelled bc of his further views. smh my head. 30:04 for full tierlist.

I made a deck like this, it's nice to not always have Guff be the 5th from last card in the deck. I put Brann and astalor into the deck, as well as Aviana in ETC, for the win condition.

*gets an animated druid portrait only to replace with Goof on turn 5*

That first hunter had a lot of fun 😂

27:05 haha i was there live

may the sun warm your face mockingbiuu

Maybe the chicken was just the pox we got along the way

P2W skin replacement speedrun

guff turn 2? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Great list!

Is Cthun the most expensive Guff skin?

Another classic game of chungustone.

What came first, the chicken or the egg According to your tier list its the chicken

1:20 there's no Plate Breaker until you play Thekal and there's no Sticky Finger until you play Kingsbane or Cariel

So I have played this deck with great success. I have won all of my video games except one and it was against bomb warrior and even then I almost won.

this indeed is one of the decks of all time

Ok that chicken pox moment is epic

Keep up the good work Martian

a deck without Reno? That wins games? Impossible

Extremely anemic options in this tier list, doesn't even have every culturally basic American chicken dish, let alone indispensable classics like Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Tikka Masala, Chicken Adobo, etc. Bonus points for including chicken pox, egg, and literal chick, though. I say D tier tier list options. Please deploy a chicken tier list with more complete offerings so we can fully comprehend the depth of your chicken takes.

I'm so early, it's not even a full minute old.

laughed, had fun, how boring, how boring, the chat was entertaining and in the end ended up being a fool 😢

holy poggeroni

Bold if true.

Finally, a deck i can afford.

you can also have astalor bran and floop as your wincon since you're going to have 20 mana anyway

Cheap fun control druid deck? I'm in!

In your opinion, is dew process still good post nerf? The 2 mana nerf feels kinda brutal for the early game fatigue gameplans with Jade idol, since your opponent draws cards slower earlier

I didn't get your plan in the last game.

druids biggest failure as a class is consistency!

How do you feel about Zaxby’s

Now i wonder if nerfing guff to like 7-8 Mana would actually be a buff with that amount of ramp

Potato tier list when?

Wait, no Poklkelt?

I think Solar Eclipse + Branching Paths for armor into two naturalize to two jade golems could have also worked even if you miss lethal. The powerful chicken tier list sabotaging Marti is cheating😤

Talented platers would always draw guff on curve

Always appreciate the videos Martian, that Warlock player is a rude POS.

Aggro really is not a good wincon in hs moreso than other card games. High life total, armor being absurdly plentiful, stupid amount of cheap board clears, 7 minion limit making it so you can't play more minions thats why poison seeds is good.

33:39 wasn’t it lethal with double naturalize and solar eclipse ? If my math is right they should have taken 33 damage Edit : just saw the end of the video 😅

I was playing a similar list with guff top curve before the renathal revert, back when dew process was at 2. I love mill but sometimes i need another win condition so instead of two wild growths, I play brann/astalor maindeck and forest guardian oumuu in ETC for a 56 damage combo if needed when 16 mana is reached. Anyways, since the goal is turbo guff, we don't really need wild growths main deck. Biology, invigorate and malfurion's gift are enough I think. And since we have a reliable alternative win condition, I don't run idol in etc. My etc is plague, theotar and oumuu. I think this deck is very strong and more stable/versatile since we've added the spell power and malfurion's gift package. Renathal's revert makes up for dew process nerf.

I bet that Warlock player is 35 years old.

That last game gave me cancer.

i truly dont understand how they didnt nerf questline warlock when they hit the other meta decks so hard.... its always been the most toxic deck and was banned for being too good... how is this any different

Nuggets are mid and y'all aren't ready for this kinda talk

14:33 ew button just dropped

Clearly the top of the Chicken Tier List is Hot Tub Chicken Martian Buu, previously seen on Twitch.tv/martianbuu #ShamelessPug