Try peeing on the bar next time. It ensure that everyone can see you

+lieutenantbears stfu LMFAO

You don't need to pee in the bar, just pee on her shoes and no other predators should come any close

+Summer Kawasaki LMFAO PLZ STOP LOL

***** lol stop

This is joke is so good ... ...

agreed

no one gives you the time of day if they arent attracted to you , this world is stupid somebody bomb it

Cesar Orozco Osama wanted to do it but stupid people killed him...

There seems to be disconnection between the joke and the people

There goes my whole dating ethos. :-/

Richard Heyes ugh. I knew there was a reason they left as i lifted my leg

Ztez Maxim Haha!

Ztez Maxim. Dang your profile pic!

Atheists must love you :D

what is this have to do with flirting with women

april8329 i get it lmaooo not really

You have such a way with words.

My underwear was off before you even finished that sentence 10/10 would bang

megagene Best part of the video hands down. Especially when he is creeping near the plant.

Énpointé

Trace's acting that was too good. It makes me laugh.

Nonsense. I know you seduce them with your Sith Lord powers, Darth Phelps.

@@bulletprooftiger1879 This one knows too much!

+Half Paddy I second this comment.

Awesome, the same thing has been happening to me for a few months. But now I am working on creating that same confidence with my day-to-day life

Problem is being myself is being dense and not noticing when I do attract someone's attention/affection, I once had someone flirting with me over the course of three years and I didn't know until thatvthird year when I was working and carrying a chair, a customer was walking past and he gave me a look like he knew what was going on. When I saw his look I realized what had been happening and almost dropped the chair in shock.

getting advice about girls from a girl lol

+Danni Smith hahahaha

how about if you girls will have 50/50 chance with a guy?! Why is always the guy who suffers so much and is his honor to get his penis inside you? In the end of the day you both are having pleasure and not just guys...fuck off with this stupid mindset where the guy is treated like a object who can be lucky if will fuck a girl...Guys should treat themselves with more respect and not putting their dicks just in some ugly fatty whores who think that are beautiful just because have a vagina

Sadly, evolution doesn't quite account for gender equality ideals.

+Danni Smith You might learn to fish from a fish if you could talk to one.

+Cristian Real This guy ↑

True

Modest Mind25 sad world

+Ben O'Rourke I know bro, especially in Cali

***** Yeah man, its crazy

Mission failed: We'll get 'em next time.

😂

Wasted

What exactly did you try?

and here's one of our fallen comrade, brothers.

Same

Don't be so full of yourself. That turns women off, don't you know?

i think you know better then that

Men likes sex more, women knows that. It's an uneven bargaining field to begin with. So why not just work for that poon

YokubouTenshi Men don't like sex any more than women do. They just crave it more because women can essentially get it whenever they want. People naturally desire what they can't have.

YokubouTenshi women like more sex than men. it is just that they have more choices than men, they have too many guys that want to screw them, and they get to be choosy.

MOO

Was that supposed to be funny

Maya Douglas no just women having equal rights is...

Get a life. You will never be happy and I'm sorry your parents were such idiots

Willie Leon man i laughed my ass off wth ur comments! XD

Works better than growing a neck beard.

TheBanjoShow I don't know, is there a male equivalent to the term "getting a woman wet"? To men is it "evacuating a little in my pants"?

hilarious!

4 years later and I'm laughing at this

Well said.

Yeah makes sense. It's better if people let others know what they are feeling,ie creepy,likable,funny

In a polite way

Lol

Poontang_Pounder ,

When science geeks see other science geeks with a girl (or any form or geek not trying to attack just science geeks all geeks are like this trust me I know)

feels :(

Celtic Wind same

tad update on this had this one very cute and intelligent girl giving me all the correct signs practically screaming she likes me, until i see her doing same with another guy. ahh of course right. one day.

Haha, been there. Some people seem like they're into you just because of their natural personality.

👌

only if you're picking up girls at comic con ~

Might just show confidence and help

yup its peacocking

Some like the "out of this world" type lol... something you dont see every day lol.

only if that's all you're wearing.

I've actually seen a lot of really unattractive guys who are obscenely good at flirting who do well, while seeing guys who are pretty good looking stare at the floor and get zero attention.

With guys, personality can make *all* the difference. I've been interested in guys who are not traditionally good looking because their personality won me over. On the other hand, don't know how far an ugly chick can skate by on personality.

VicViper26 Boo hoo. Those poor men. Men have everything harder. Good point stupid.

I wasn't trying to make people feel sympathy for them, I was just explaining that I felt the initial comment wasn't entirely truthful. No need to get bitter.

Anna Banana I think this Idea is do to how we behave and culture, I have seen alot of medium to low attractiveness girls that get sexy by their easy smile or their open spirit. The core here is that womem are less showing of than man.

Well we'd think it was common sense, what the difference is right? But it happens way to often that a guy is being creepy and when he is called out he calls it flirting. I think it isn't something most guys do though, just a loud, stupid minority.

Member Every one is Diffrent you Don,t know Every one of them also Only Things that you beilive in is what you think is right Think about it Im a Boy by the why

I think it's trying to communicate.

ManlyMcBuff lolz

You people just Need to get a life for what i think off it just stop going on on on about 1 thing. Try to reslove it but not in your stupid ways :D

Makes me think of all the noobs we giggle at in the BDSM community. They often come in thinking it works like that when in fact flirting & getting to know a potential play partner is often MORE involved & time consuming than it is in the vanilla world due to the taboo nature of things as well as the elements of both physical & emotional risk involved. Saying, "Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Isn't frowned upon. This is the world of the taboo after all. But immediately expecting a response on the spot is.

For some people, just asking that might work, but for others sex is about intimacy and a lot of things in our life's we wouldn't do with complete strangers. For some people sex is one of those and we won't do it unless we find the person very appealing. And to see someone as appealing, sometimes you need time to subconsciously evaluate the person. Sex appeal is not something you can decide to feel in a heartbeat for some people, so having a nice conversation makes the hole process more natural and for some, better and more enjoyable. Then again, that's only how I see it.

+Thrillseeker303 IMO, Seduction is not Meeting! When I am Meeting a LADY, I never think of bedding her. But if I am playing MY game correctly, she will come after ME. I keep my questions open, I stay INTERESTED in what she says. I keep my answers brief (to encourage "fishing"), and maintain eye contact when she speaks -- no Roaming eyes, guys. It's DOOMSDAY if you do! The name of MY game is curiosity and RESPECT. Remember, guys, YOU initiate contact -- SHE sets the rules. You forget that, and you're TOAST.

david5372 You seem to have a pretty strong game. I'm really impressed! Awesome :3

+anabele catalão Thanks for noticing. IMO, for us guys, it's a matter of being AWARE of yourself, with Whom you're dealing, and recognizing the Rules of the Game. In other words, Make Contact, be genuine and lavish with complements, be interested, and SHUT UP!

You just blatantly walk off without saying a thing? If that would happen to me after hitting on a guy either my self-esteem would break for a short time or even longer time lolol or Id get confused and angry/upset at the same time. Typical WTF moment. xD Try to think about that you dont need to be nervous because if there was somethin wrong with you then they wouldnt hit on you or maybe just tell them that you are a bit nervous, I mean it cant be worse than just you walking off without even having a conversation ^^ Btw Im curious, does your face turn red when you get nervous in these situations? :D

well, most girls dont even bother to be polite when saying no to a guy, so...

Juan Perex So.... what? I dont understand what this has to do with his situation. So please continue the so.. sentence. There are enough guys who are rude aswell so trying to put it all on us it dumb, both sexes do it and I find it ridiculous aswell since there is no need to be rude. I have never been rude because I would just feel bad because I know/I can imagine how it must feel for them. Oh and justifying your own rude actions and behaviours by saying others are more rude or do the same, so its okay? Smh.. how immature

Luyoka If you are self-aware then its fine. I've made that comment because I thought that YOU were trying to put it all on us. But if you think that both (men and women) should try to be polite then I agree. Funny, usually people say I'm very mature... Actually I dont think it has to do with being immature or not, it has more to do with frustation... coincidently because there's a lot of immature women out there.

Juan Perex I dont know how you got that idea since I only said "YOU just blatantly walk off without saying a thing?" Which is a normal question because I wanted to get confirmation from him and having him to explain how it went down. I never accused him of doing something bad, since I dont see anything in my comment that puts a bad light on him. The rest was talk about me and encouraging him trying to make him feel less nervous. So uh yeah. Generally the idea of justifying ones actions because some other people did worse or do it often, trying to make it look ok and fair is in the way I see it quite immature since you often hear from children "but tommy started it first", "She did that aswell", "July did something twice as bad", "He does that all the time" and hearing such a thing from a person you consider grown up/ an adult/ mature enough would put a weird expression on mosts peoples faces. Or am I wrong? And if you say its out of frustration, then you take your frustration out on other people who didnt do anything to you because others hurt you? Thats just as bad and imo immature as well since (Im assuming you are an adult) adults/grown-ups should be able to think their actions through and find a good reason which isnt selfish etc.

Na, that won't work. LOL

i can confirm this

ill show you a big horny bird.... IN HELL!!!!!

Lol very true

At least they try to put it scientifically xD

And psychologists apparently know NOTHING about it outside of urban myths

***** Freud theories may be unfalsifiable but at least he was able to use his intuition, and so no surprise, he actually made an attempt to get to the root of mental illness

Oh well you will never get to the root causes of mental illness then

LOL!

As louis ck once said "just leave the girl and go home and jerk off"

Try mine approach the girl she looks at you and say what up ogo I go home and cry then masterbate

the best method ever

clever

the girl in the video acted surprised that men want women to be direct

Oh yeah, that will get you laid for sure.

Yep clear winner!!

ah yes, got laid many times using this one

In a rational world, that might've been a reality.

you're definitely a guy

it wont work you idiot

BlinkinFirefly And you're definitely a woman. Good job not being blind.

Jason poodoo Of course it won't, because all these ridiculous guessing games are so engrained in our culture that honesty will get you slapped in most scenarios.

I beg to differ

Apparently I flirt quite often with (newly met) people according to what friends or even bystanders randomly mentioned. Me in my mind: Im just having a fun conversation with him, come on. I dont even notice that I flirt unless I intentionally do that because Im idk overwhelmed by the first impression and get really interested. It just feels so weird and kinda awkward when I dont have any romantical intentions set in my mind but the people I talk with or people watching take it the wrong way. I guess thats just my way off talking since I can get quite energetic. Ive had this happen quite often that people were somewhat surprised that I wasnt interested and some were even like "Why didnt you tell me you were not interested and made me have hopes?" and got mad ...lol I guess Im not really sure when people are really interested in me and when not. Ive met some who were much more interested, energetic and eager in conversations who only wanted to be friends than others who wanted a deeper relationship. Which makes me somewhat unsure about how to interprete any conversation unless it is SUPER OBVIOUS with their language. So I dont want to make assumptions or even go out of my way and say right away: "Hey you are super nice and all but dont understand me the wrong way, I just want to be friends", because that comes over as arrogant when its not supposed to be because I just dont want people o get upset/mad at me when I turn them down or make them have false hopes unintentionally. Ugh Id love to say fuck love and relationships, Ill stay single for the rest of my life now but that doesnt work on this problem. What is it with me lol?

I was just told this by a friend too. Ironically when I do actively try I can't or I get nervous but when I'm being my dumb sarcastic self it works.

Luyoka Some people are just that friendly. What those guys should do is see if you are like that to every guy or just them. If you are much friendlier to them then that should be the hint they need.

Seven_ate_nine nine tho, if you make it into a joke that you spilt ice cream might be good? Im a guy but i am like the closest you can be to gay without being gay.

It was directed at males because they make up the majority of the viewers for this channel.

str8todamoney How do you know that?

Salpeteroxid Press the "Statistics" button under videos to see, well, the statistics.

Vina Hime "Det finns ingen statistik ännu." Means there is no statistic yet...

Salpeteroxid He said for this channel, not this video specifically.

First thing in the morning is the best time!

There is one problem if you don't know too many girlsm but otherwise yeah. You need to just go for it and be confident plus look good.

***** actually be you how can you not be confident about you? Yes it's trial and error but if you're comfortable with you then it doesn't matter.

Nelson Hernandez You can. It's easy. Especially if you hate yourself... trust me, i've been through it.

***** then change what you hate. Jason. You are you. You are in control of you. Be Nike. Just do it.

There is a point of no return in depressions and mental disorders like bipolar :/

so specific...women please uncomplicate yourselves lol

Ok...I can understand that I guess. But basically you just like confident, empathetic guys who treat you like a friend.

But I like that u gave the precise fantasy u have

me to, kinda sucks, i usually figure it out at like 12 o'clock at night

That moment when you actually forget that people are flirting at you ;c

As a rule of thumb, if any girl you barely know is talking to you, it's flirting.

People think I flirt when I'm not. Everyone seems to get sooo excited over a light jab in the shoulder.

Yeah, I'm the oblivious guy too.

honestly cheesy/ nerdy pick up lines be hot as fuck (does this rag smell like chloroform to you being my favorite)

Olivia Hall an even better one has to be "hey, would you hold my drink while i go for a shit?" cause if she says yes she is a keeper.

because guys too easily fall for women, women are much more choosy

thebrotanic I wonder how they get to be choosy in a world where they outnumber men.

Gaze73 I imagine it has something to do with women only being able to give birth to so many children where as men can get as many kids as he's able to make, so women are naturally more picky. Just a thought though.

Daniel Rasmussen that is scientifically true, I saw a show about it once

Well, what do you know, guess I'm not that stupid after all :)

hahaha same here

***** wrong, I'm annoyed because the assholes that play 20 questions are only there to cut to the chase and get laid. and you're clearly one of them

Excuse Me I believe you forgot the part where we get Drunk

asking questions is not flirting. the goal of flirting is show the other person that they are attractive and you are attracted to them.

I thought that only worked in Thailand...

If you're a good looking girl, then that will do it most of the time - but not every time, even then.

KflashTV why would we assume you were 12. what 12 year-old wants "to find a life partner"??

Saif Ahmed actually a lot its funny

+Saif Ahmed I've wanted to get married since I was 9. (I'm a guy)

Matthew Noneya cool story bro

+KflashTV 13?

If you were that distracted, you should definetly watch this video!

TheRomanRuler Lol, Touche!

Ross is that you? Was that girl Rachel? lololololol

Someguy_xyz Don't hate.

Shit bro 6 years? shoulda just see if shes down about 4 years+ earlier

lol why would u spend six years on one chick you could've gotten a Filipina mail order bride by now

+May Amythyst omg AWEH HELP THIS POOR LIL THING

+May Amythyst can i assist u??

+bisheswar bag it's too late now

May Amythyst :C I'm so sorry

May Amythyst If it makes you feel any better, my crush (sorta getting over him) doesn't like me back and pretends to be my friend because I'm annoying and dramatic and he used to to like me but I waited too long and he moved on. I was just to afraid to ask him out because I didn't think he liked me back. This whole thing lasted almost two years. Sucks, but I know I'll find someone one day that won't break my heart and will answer me and help me if I need help. ONE DAY MY FRIEND, ONE DAY.

Dude same hahahhaha

I know!! I never understood until now

I see what you did there.

I did this right before an exam on accident(got caught) and the woman kept smiling at me until I made eye contact. I didn't know what happened until later that night lol.

you stud~

I'm asian too!!

A. Be a woman B. Be obvious

I saw the video but it's more aimed towards guys. T_T and I live in a foreign country where guys aren't obvious and direct with these things....

Your pretty just seat and look pretty ;'D

Just be yourself. Guys are more shy towards women and if you show kindness towards them they will start liking you

sorry if you're so awful at flirting that you come off as a harasser.

she is acctually cute she looks like the red head from that 70s show

Olivia Hall THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

Not entirely common....some people who are nice & confident just aren't naturals when it comes to flirting : / Others don't pick up on verbal & non verbal social cues naturally either, even in platonic interactions so they're 'weird' and don't know it unless someone helps them out ; )

Are you a girl?

Oh, If you were a boy I was gonna say 'well then, how do you know :P' but I guess It's just me that finds It hard to flirt :(

Lmaoo

Why do u need it?

im guessing all the tips given here is universal. not just limited to men.

No you don't

No you don't.

You seem a little bitter. Do I sense some jealousy? Don't worry, you'll have more success with women when you stop pushing away every girl who tries to talk to you.

Dominic Van Divner gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8

Dominic Van Divner thanks for the tips

+Random Commentator I don't find that one hard to accomplish.

the joke is behind the impossibility of actually caring what other people say.

If you're a girl you have the power to literally say "It's ok, just, cut to the chase :)"

Tryke Pond I'm a guy.... so that might be a contributing factor to not being flirted with, from what i know women typically don't flirt and its men that do most of it :S

Why would it make you feel awkward and uncomfortable?

***** because I don't deal well in those sorts of situations, I just feel... like I said, really awkward and uncomfortable...

Horse - TGWTHF does that mean you let your feelings control your life?

Seriously? She is very attractive

iloveathos Not at all to me, but to each their own

I also didn't appreciate that word.

Great one, any advice on how to follow up on that? (not sarcastic)

be good looking

Hehevcqk Jej look good and shut up?

Good Luck man

Hahahaha lol!