How to Get Banned From Boat Club

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At first were were going to use propellers, but then we used spoons instead.
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@km5405 6 жыл бұрын

oh good god ... William is shooting with steel BB's .... QUICK SAFETYBOT DISPENSE THE SA- ... oh no OH NO.

@logicaloverdrive8197 6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Miedema I DON’T FEEL SAFE!

@Duckeee-op5qf 6 жыл бұрын

RIP safety bot

@jimjamg.m9745 6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Miedema i

@YokoSpaghetti 6 жыл бұрын

Mr osman.. I don't feel so good...

@zorgichez6324 6 жыл бұрын

Tom Spagnola o no u bad boy u stole me bad joke

@Olivia-hv1ys 4 жыл бұрын

I love how they have a one minute shot of all the realistic boats and then the battlefield boat comes in with banjo music

@rachel-3037 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way to flipping hard

@aschmum 4 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part 🤣

@alias4795 4 жыл бұрын

16:24

@mariejohanna2166 4 жыл бұрын

Searched for that comment

@harethalvarez6593 4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Mesa leave this at 69

@dingus5931 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a soldier during WW2 and seeing this janky, poorly made boat with a giant gun on the top.

@apatheticAnxiety 4 жыл бұрын

Im thinking paddle steamer with a cannon strapped to it, conscription style

@emmadaly1449 4 жыл бұрын

I would jump off the ship and swim in the opposite direction.

@zense2974 4 жыл бұрын

Comment was amazing the replies are absolute gold

@daintier_13_yt76 4 жыл бұрын

Meme Productions bruh my thoughts also

@Zorro9129 4 жыл бұрын

That's the Vitse-admiral Popov.

@carlcarl5306 4 жыл бұрын

The NASA scientists as they build a rocket... "We kinda just deal with the problems as they arrive. Let the jank build up a little bit."

@pixely_ninja229 3 жыл бұрын

by coincidence i was reading this as he said this line lol

@spacecadet0 3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that exactly why we can't recreate certain rocket engines?

@full-timepog6844 3 жыл бұрын

@@spacecadet0 plus the designs are missing partially, I think.

@spacecadet0 3 жыл бұрын

@@full-timepog6844 plus a plethora of undocumented on the spot revisions, improvisations and tweaks by specialized craftsmen... if I recall the youtube video correctly. (Lack of topic authority, its youtube not gospel)

@samuraijackoff5354 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta crack some eggs along the way

@HighlyRegardted 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that he fluctuates from being homeless to living in a trailer makes this channel so much more endearing then the hundreds of youtubers that rent mini mansions and lofts to shoot their vids... that and he’s actually really technically proficient, in an outside the box type of way

@ChunkyWaterisReal 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this was right after his house burnt down lol

@theinnerwaffle5887 2 жыл бұрын

That's weird.

@BarioIDL 2 жыл бұрын

that makes sense

@supercharged5-39 Жыл бұрын

@@ChunkyWaterisReal wait what

@cd2320 Жыл бұрын

@@supercharged5-39 his house burned down in the California wildfires a few years ago

@Paulthefonz 6 жыл бұрын

Morgan looks like his mom made him hang out with you.

@senpaihiros3393 5 жыл бұрын

why theres no ads

@ollah4 5 жыл бұрын

oof XD

@88gig 5 жыл бұрын

@@senpaihiros3393 because they have the option to add ads and they chose not to

@jordknuser6353 5 жыл бұрын

@@88gig probably got demontetized

@88gig 5 жыл бұрын

@@jordknuser6353 they didn't cuss in the video though so how would they get demontetized

@tjmcmahon8709 5 жыл бұрын

Will took drugs, they played with what looks like a gun, and heated spoons inside an RV

@markzuckerberg4353 5 жыл бұрын

That sounds like code...

@tjmcmahon8709 5 жыл бұрын

@@markzuckerberg4353 yeah its code for "theyre doing drugs" lmao

@mikeyyahle3841 5 жыл бұрын

Somebody call Walter White

@Bakashi 5 жыл бұрын

420 likes lmao

@akiroai6577 4 жыл бұрын

666 Likes lmao

@baggyspaggy 2 жыл бұрын

I always love how involved the camera operator is, it makes me feel like I’ve befriended a group of crackheads and I’m watching them do stuff

@returded-dipstick8209 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God that's soo true

@iTzzMana 4 жыл бұрын

i know im really late but a "good jank" is called a "MacGyver". thank you for coming to my TED talk

@Ok_Sorbet-824 4 жыл бұрын

ooh yea

@JackHackaday 4 жыл бұрын

Came here looking for that answer.

@ajdurkee8663 3 жыл бұрын

I also consider most of the solutions during Apollo 13 “good jank”

@KyberJar 2 жыл бұрын

"bad jank" is "Mickey Mouse"

@duncandixon6203 5 жыл бұрын

Puts cardboard in the water "the cardboard is getting damp?"

@ttiization 5 жыл бұрын

But flexseal

@charliegreen1697 5 жыл бұрын

Flex seal didn’t work :(

@TechSupportDave 4 жыл бұрын

@@charliegreen1697 ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T APPLY IT WELL ENOUGH. FLEX SEAL IS A PERFECT GLUE DO NOT BLAME IT.

@SilvaaVitor 4 жыл бұрын

@@charliegreen1697 probably only because they didn't let it dry for the 24 to 48 hours required

@haileydixon7239 4 жыл бұрын

Shocked pikachu react

@quinn2914 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s like when you purposely kill someone to steal their organs.” -Will Osman 2018

@loluthotnoob4284 4 жыл бұрын

I read this as it played on the video

@queenWillowwww3893 4 жыл бұрын

It pays well, organs are expensive

@grapeape8599 4 жыл бұрын

Dominic Ballermann same dude 🤯

@danerogers2151 3 жыл бұрын

Pshhh, me nooooo I would never do that.

@BarioIDL 2 жыл бұрын

@@danerogers2151 i'll take ur organs

@valrhys8527 4 жыл бұрын

Sailor : "Sir, we have a aircraft carrier incoming!" Captain : "What does it look like??" Sailor : "It looks like the game battleship just became a ship" Captain : ".. *We're screwed*

@Drae_mon 4 жыл бұрын

At the first half I was like "Omg this thing is gonna demolish everything" Then comes the actual event and your battleship looks like an agressive Chihuahua. Harmless but loud. 😂

@jackm2000 5 жыл бұрын

Just 2 men heating up a spoon with a lighter, nothing to see here

@tjmcmahon8709 5 жыл бұрын

And in an RV

@raverkidloki 5 жыл бұрын

2 men, heating up spoons cause theyre MAKIN A BOAT (AND THEYRE NOT GAY)

@burntferidgerator6848 5 жыл бұрын

Do drugs kids

@skepticmoderate5790 5 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a euphemism.

@burntferidgerator6848 5 жыл бұрын

@@skepticmoderate5790 I'm too lazy to use google so I will take that route that requires 10x more energy, the fuxk is a euphemism

@afbennett3038 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like William was uncomfortably proud of this boat

@cannotfindcreativename7210 4 жыл бұрын

AF Bennett honestly, i was too.

@vivruby 4 жыл бұрын

AF Bennett Yup. Sounds about right.

@streetpeter3210 4 жыл бұрын

That's the drugs

@rosetabby8121 4 жыл бұрын

“I threw the knife at my leg and I’m definitely bleeding” The words of a true genius

@calvinscarvings.66 3 жыл бұрын

*Intelek*

@oatz-2668 4 жыл бұрын

Is chelsey an actual care taker or someone he forced to be his friend

@LifeIsPain878 4 жыл бұрын

Caretaker is his wife. He just jokingly calls her caretaker

@trentacion7603 4 жыл бұрын

Arisha Sheikh no shet sherlock

@thegirlnextdoor1803 3 жыл бұрын

@@trentacion7603 no shit shitlock

@ocean6828 3 жыл бұрын

His wife lol

@queenjeski591 3 жыл бұрын

Trentacion op asked, and arisha answered. what’s your problem?

@parafronofficial6828 5 жыл бұрын

I lost a few brain cells when he said ” I threw the knife at my leg”

@loph-of-bread 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I dropped a knife on my head on accident once

@Rvj-ut2ix 4 жыл бұрын

@@loph-of-bread whatttt

@queenjeski591 3 жыл бұрын

Sophia Near HOW

@gio_is_high2378 3 жыл бұрын

@@loph-of-bread What!

@_Twothless 3 жыл бұрын

And neither knives were brought up ever again

@literallyleo 5 жыл бұрын

"I threw the knife at my leg and I'm definitely bleeding"

@carft1234 5 жыл бұрын

i kill my dog he not good

@literallyleo 5 жыл бұрын

@@carft1234 whats that even supposed to mean my dood

@liamosbun1411 5 жыл бұрын

craft 1234 why my dolphin not working

@bubbles7608 5 жыл бұрын

Leo Mayeski it means he killed his dog because it was not being good According to him. What’s hard to understand

@literallyleo 5 жыл бұрын

@@bubbles7608 oh true I'm just retarded

@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin Жыл бұрын

I just love how everyone built battleships and Will just shows up with more or less a riverboat casino with a gun on top

@whatiwonder4299 4 жыл бұрын

Will: "The Vienna Beef?" History majors: "You- You mean the Geneva Convention?"

@DrBingusCheeseburger 2 жыл бұрын

Vienna sausage

@GeneralAdvance 6 жыл бұрын

Heating up spoons, running around with a gun, this is the most gangster William has been so far

@kepko_ 6 жыл бұрын

you betcha

@lemonpie8819 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed

@tomthebomb564 6 жыл бұрын

i paused it on the frame with the lighter under the spoon.... not a good look for my parentals

@juanpablo1834 3 жыл бұрын

this looks like a it's always sunny in philadelphia episode

@shibarino3705 5 жыл бұрын

Is there a secret society of engineering youtubers

@tinyfunnylilcritter1525 5 жыл бұрын

William Wright Shhhhhhhhhh. It's a *secret*!

@Knoti 5 жыл бұрын

@Kacper 89 Why are u everywere?

@dolphintunacats4064 5 жыл бұрын

There 's a possibility

@gametrue2229 5 жыл бұрын

Idk didnt find it yet

@Paul-eu6cm 5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Hacksmith, Colin Furze, Michael Reeves, Makers’ Muse, Simone Giertz

@NickyG-NZ 4 жыл бұрын

The music when William's boat comes in fills my heart with joy every time

@elh3fe88 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="982">16:22</a> Oh my God I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The music switch just kills me. And right as it switches he goes "Doo Doo" like hes firing a laser. And those spoons. Its like a 4 year old with floaties trying to swim but just splashing. Im dead right now.

@durchschnittlich 6 жыл бұрын

"Hey, I'm William Osman, welcome to another episode of William Osman, today we're gonna turn a game battleship into a boat."

@cowj_uice 6 жыл бұрын

Lxender he should pin this

@W0lfWh1te 6 жыл бұрын

autocaption "hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help live with my friend Morgan is here"

@scottthomas9589 6 жыл бұрын

You didn’t have to do that but thanks I guess

@lowerquality 6 жыл бұрын

Lykos Xiemon That took a lot of time, didn't it? Also, didn't know William has a black old guy as a friend.

@samauerbacher1198 6 жыл бұрын

It’s actually “HeyI’mWilliamOsmanWelcometoanitherepisodeofWilliamOsman *gasp for air* todaywe’regoingtoturnagamebattleshipintoaboat.

@ben_the_cat_guy 6 жыл бұрын

William osman =50 % child and 50 % nasa engineer

@googleletsyouhavereallylon7851 6 жыл бұрын

da cake monster lol that one was pretttttty good😁

@joeyoksh 6 жыл бұрын

And 50% genius

@tylerhayes4584 6 жыл бұрын

Joe Yoksh *wait* *trying to do math in public* “Ok so if he is 50% child, and 50% nasa engineer, and 50% genius.... 50+50+50=150% William Osman alien confirmed?????

@randomdude4669 6 жыл бұрын

da cake monster ehhh from what i can tell he doesnt know much, more like %80 child %20 normal person

@Home-ro6cu 6 жыл бұрын

That’s why there is spaceX lul

@austinthrowsstuff 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he always uses drills and zip ties. I understand it so much more, a lot of maker videos require tons of soldering or management of motors or power. I love just the throw it together and make it work mentality 🙏

@einfachnurleo7099 2 жыл бұрын

Drills are surprisingly versatile. Some cooks use em too.

@zemufinman1639 Жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="330">5:30</a> "Do drugs kids" *has lighter, spoon and gun on table*

@miguelpp8342 5 жыл бұрын

If your boat doesn't work, add more gun.

@koboldbussymuncher7240 5 жыл бұрын

How the battleship was invented

@jack-nz7fo 5 жыл бұрын

Tf2 engineer

@Tommy-pv1vh 5 жыл бұрын

More gun entensafises

@SrQuack-js6sn 4 жыл бұрын

And if that don't work add more gun

@Kelvoraax 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes, you just need a little less gun

@whenh6032 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the famous war crime convention, the Vienna Sausage.

@Cheaplinx 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="317">5:17</a> caretaker is really his caretaker

@cesarcambron3232 5 жыл бұрын

Americans creating a warship for WWll (1943) colorized

@mike-fr2vf 5 жыл бұрын

More like the African military

@willybilly0733 5 жыл бұрын

U salty

@gunfuego 5 жыл бұрын

lol America has had War Ships for over 200 years lol

@Pie. 5 жыл бұрын

@gunfugeo good grammar

@seirbhiseach 4 жыл бұрын

Should've used a 1911 for peak USA

@VNDER88 6 жыл бұрын

N O W T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E

@RennieAsh 6 жыл бұрын

Jonny Judge I SHOT THIS BOAT IN HALF!

@SushiRicetm 5 жыл бұрын

I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF

@loganthomas5043 5 жыл бұрын

PHIL SWIFT HERE!

@e.l.m.5349 5 жыл бұрын

G U Y S G O T A R T E R Y G O I N G S L A P O N S O M E F L E X T A P E

@chrismofer 5 жыл бұрын

he literally SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

@FlintMcgee 3 жыл бұрын

William: *"Can we put subtitles on that?"* The Kittens: *You dare challenge me!*

@elidenning6276 3 жыл бұрын

I like how you can faintly hear Morgan yell "safety third!!" In the background when you start the table saw

@death9664 5 жыл бұрын

*42 seconds in and I'm already being called a doofus.*

@loganchiang5502 4 жыл бұрын

Before their boat enters: Real battlefield with miniature fighters, war is in the air After their boat enters: Doh, look who’s here, it’s the special kid

@loganchiang5502 4 жыл бұрын

@@vlc-cosplayer HaHAAA That's a good one

@D33r_Hunt3r_ Жыл бұрын

They didn't want it to look to much like a real gun, so they removed all the functionally and replaced it with something that looks exactly the same when viewed from 25yrds... Nice

@somerguy3527 4 жыл бұрын

Killing safety bot was like getting rid of rules to make a small scale navy.

@xsuperduperspoonx 6 жыл бұрын

"You have no gun safety" Wields blade like a person who hates having 10 fingers

@aidensmith6277 6 жыл бұрын

xsuperduperspoonx He doesnt. He has 8 😂

@snezhasnolifeokay2521 6 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean 8

@bookim40 5 жыл бұрын

@@snezhasnolifeokay2521 are you guys actually thinking you only have eight fingers or is a joke flying over my head?

@Brent-jj6qi 5 жыл бұрын

James Smith they aren’t counting thumbs probably

@bookim40 5 жыл бұрын

@@Brent-jj6qi sorry if this is a joke then I dont get it but you have 10 fingers just because the thumbs are larger doesn't mean its not a phalange

@MichaelMacGyver 6 жыл бұрын

I was legit kidding when (like a year ago) I asked if Chelsea was William's carer, but now I'm not sure anymore. BTW is she licenced with the state? edit: I know they're married, I was joking my original comment which William replied to... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eqiXfNxz2b6Vc6M.html&lc=UgivtcQUfCzYlngCoAEC since then he seems to have embraced the caretaker joke.

@dddanmar 6 жыл бұрын

Even married to him, sometimes I feel like you'd have to be.

@jackmccann3237 6 жыл бұрын

ik i used to think she was a carer as well and he was just a very special boy

@panduadikara9078 6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ward wait, they're married?

@Diego_Covre 6 жыл бұрын

Pandu Adikara It's weird that he maried his caretaker, taking a page out of H3H3's book.

@iandowall153 6 жыл бұрын

I mean she was just giving him supplements, zinc and something else from gnc. It's not like she was making sure he took his crazy pills, which he is obviously not on.

@saprogeist31 3 жыл бұрын

Examples of "good jank": -open-source software -free wood pallets -William's late-90s Ford Taurus

@krovellium 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine you’re on an navy ship during WWII, and suddenly you see a massive glock on top of a ship.

@DrNachoBalls 4 жыл бұрын

First rule of boat club: don't do meth

@HighlyRegardted 4 жыл бұрын

Svenja Maschke u must never have seen a methhead in real life... it’s okay, probably better that way

@keepermovin5906 3 жыл бұрын

@@HighlyRegardted it’s a joke because they were heating spoons

@lerpog4509 3 жыл бұрын

to bad he looks exactly like jesse pinkman from breaking bad

@kadenc66 2 жыл бұрын

@@HighlyRegardted r/woooosh

@patriotnation9746 2 жыл бұрын

Usually that is a first rule for everything

@Tiny_24 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">0:00</a>-<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="7">0:07</a> Subtitles for the hearing impaired: "Huwayahumeryouoauireukvfewayerwaerwa" Hope this helps.

@eszethomas 5 жыл бұрын

YouSOBihadsomuchhope!#$@$%

@washburnracing5792 5 жыл бұрын

Did someone say jojo siwa

@foolanhi8183 5 жыл бұрын

Subtitles for the hearing.

@IntheBay85 5 жыл бұрын

Was looking in the comments for translation, thanks.

@Tiny_24 5 жыл бұрын

@@washburnracing5792 lol

@luckylukemapinggaming5246 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here" - KZfaq auto-generated subtitles

@Washburn101 4 жыл бұрын

i've bought used guns at pawn shops before that didn't have a box and you never feel as awkward as you do just carrying around a handgun in a plastic bag like it's a 2 liter of soda or something lmao.

@nikblask6300 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="428">7:08</a> how dare you question Phil Swift’s products

@the_egg_ 5 жыл бұрын

GASP

@SadButTrue273 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't question his products, just whether it was his real name or a fake name "like a pornstar" hahaha

@OliWalsh38 3 жыл бұрын

At first I legit thought it was the "thats a lot of damage" guy

@dylan550i 3 жыл бұрын

@@OliWalsh38 phil swift is the "thats alot of damage guy"

@kirbydied2875 2 жыл бұрын

@@OliWalsh38 he is

@PixelVarnox 6 жыл бұрын

rule number one of boat club *dont talk about boat club*

@theterrarian591 6 жыл бұрын

Don't talk about rule number 1

@kingbob851 6 жыл бұрын

The Terrarian rule number three don't sink your battleship

@iamtyzed 6 жыл бұрын

The Terrarian rule number four don’t talk about rule 4

@iamtyzed 6 жыл бұрын

Rule number five don’t sink other boats

@iamtyzed 6 жыл бұрын

Rule number six ignore rule 5

@hectormonclova7563 2 жыл бұрын

You didn’t study psychiatry, but you’re curing me a depression. I haven’t laugh so much in a long time. Thank you, loco. ❤️❤️❤️

@chris-hayes 2 жыл бұрын

The reaction to the "ship" unveiling is freaking hilarious.

@im_anxie.o4700 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="984">16:24</a> When the boat just came in and that music started to play I laughed so much right there XD

@Sickwqd 5 жыл бұрын

@Minimum cinnamon saaaaame

@beaconblaster33 4 жыл бұрын

Same for me

@germanrojasleon737 2 жыл бұрын

So fcking good, i was looking at the battle in a semi-serious way and out of nowhere the mentally challenged ship appears from the side

@jeremiahmeraz9298 6 жыл бұрын

Haha! Yes! I was in that group of disc golfers at the picnic tables in the video. We were all laughing out butts off watching you guys drive that boat. I cracked up when the paddles all fell off. Good stuff. I can’t believe I ran across this randomly in my feed.

@Cyber_Horse_Studios87 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="984">16:24</a> That moment when you drive a steam boat into the middle of a war zone.

@kurichan142 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="633">10:33</a> William: *"You know when you know someone you just sort of bring out something out of the each other. I don't want to say the worst, but . . . yeah, you just sort of become silly and unproductive?"* Dude, that literally describes me and my best friend everytime we work on anything for school together. We once spent about four or five hours together after school and only the last hour was actually spent on the project we were supposed to be doing :p

@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын

* How to get banned from the boat club *And how to enter the engineering club*

@Lazy_eye_blobFish 6 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. GO AWAY!

@pigeonbee8570 6 жыл бұрын

I'm impressed that you show up on every video

@toby8309 6 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Yea I know he's a good coder programmer and KZfaqr he's cool.

@godomino5287 6 жыл бұрын

Why are you everywhere?

@ball56 6 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Yep, I can confirm now that you like the same stuff as us

@captainsancho1237 4 жыл бұрын

He uses enough zipties that he’d fit in well with the 240sx drift community.

@SpydersByte 4 жыл бұрын

lol what a specific diss :'D

@captainsancho1237 4 жыл бұрын

SpydersByte haha. No, i didn’t mean it as a diss. I’m in the import car scene, it’s literally just how it is. Zipties look cheap, but that’s because they are and they’re great temporary fixes.

@sixunity1171 3 жыл бұрын

@@captainsancho1237 temporary? didn't you mean permanent

@captainsancho1237 3 жыл бұрын

@@sixunity1171 lmao. Yeah maybe for some.

@yoshi4215 2 жыл бұрын

Brooooo couldn't be more correct

@NoNo-xh7ru 4 жыл бұрын

The intro feels like he didn't tell Morgan the plan and he tried to say it so fast that he couldn't deny it

@Comastarr 2 жыл бұрын

“Always keep your gun pointed at your cameraman” aged really poorly

@xorinoa 6 жыл бұрын

"Let the jank build up and deal with it when you get to it." Boy...that's my actual life motto and I had no idea until just now.

@thorman2005 6 жыл бұрын

this video is just like watching my middle school students try to complete a project

@WasabiKitCat 6 жыл бұрын

Thor Burntvedt Sounds like a fun middle school.

@joeyoksh 6 жыл бұрын

Haha, ooof

@stlchucko 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="982">16:22</a> When the model ships were having their battle, and then the paddle wheel Battleship “boat” came in, I nearly died from choking on water.

@wonderbreadjr0243 4 жыл бұрын

I found your channel last night and you’re already my favorite youtuber

@Marchclouds 5 жыл бұрын

Do this but with Micheal Reaves *The views uprise*

@harvard2638 5 жыл бұрын

Sure

@Ninjakiwiphantomforces 5 жыл бұрын

They have the same cat toast shirt

@m.a.6020 5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS

@viktorthecreator4458 5 жыл бұрын

Michael would replace the BB gun with that dick cannon he built lets be real

@parkerjeans5777 5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@trevorsinclair9967 5 жыл бұрын

"he has terrible gun safety" **with finger on trigger, points "gun" directly at the other guy with out thinking about it**

@gunmob5442 4 жыл бұрын

Morgan reacting to William reminds how my teacher reacts to me

@whitefox5653 4 жыл бұрын

When a new player is surrounded by professionals online

@CaptQtip 6 жыл бұрын

The subtitles say “Hey I’m Willie my husband walk another episode on-state we’re gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here.”

@azure4835 5 жыл бұрын

If a stranger offers you drugs... Take them drugs are expensive.

@franztabuzo4687 5 жыл бұрын

Jinx

@sardine6068 5 жыл бұрын

Add a comma next to them please

@someweirdo1486 5 жыл бұрын

No, DO NOT TAKE THE DRUGS!! Not without their wallet and phone!! Kill them, take the drugs, wallet, and phone, im sure there's a few more drug dealers in their phone contacts... Very likely hookers too

@marisbaier6686 5 жыл бұрын

"Take them drugs"

@someweirdo1486 5 жыл бұрын

@@marisbaier6686 *Take everything*

@Johnsmith69448 2 жыл бұрын

"always keep your gun pointed at the camera man" Alec Baldwin has been taking your advice a bit too seriously

@bobbywalsh8487 4 жыл бұрын

Take a shot every time the editor says nope

@bishopanderson5864 6 жыл бұрын

William is living in 3018 while we're stuck in 2018

@Diego_Covre 6 жыл бұрын

Bishop Anderson he's playing chess and we are playing checkers

@L337LYC4N 6 жыл бұрын

Diego Beiriz *Battleship

@luongmaihunggia 6 жыл бұрын

More like he's living in 1018

@rtiq270 6 жыл бұрын

He's laser cutting our future, one battleship at a time.

@Eric_Pham 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah 3018BC

@MouseGoat 5 жыл бұрын

fist he become homeless and then he becomes a criminal, we watching the downfall of man, so sad.

@saltykingkrab1472 4 жыл бұрын

You're like 5 why did you say "fist" instead of first

@senoreverything6366 4 жыл бұрын

@@spicyleaves8876 really? Oh jeez I didn't know! Thank you for your enlightened addition. I honestly, truly thought he was a homeless drug addict, but your comment has made me look at this man in a new way.

@spicyleaves8876 4 жыл бұрын

Señor Everything hey sorry no need to be salty

@senoreverything6366 4 жыл бұрын

@@spicyleaves8876 I was just joking, dude. I wasn't actually upset lol, it was funny. Why'd you delete your first comment?

@isadora9836 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="159">2:39</a> i must say i was confused at first but that is absolutely genius, putting on the front facing camera on facetime so that the camera filming could see the screen. GENIUS

@TiboSG 4 жыл бұрын

Man i see how this goes... “Did you fart???” *Another 15 mins gone*

@ComicDrake 6 жыл бұрын

Apparently you should put screws on it.

@orlando7677 6 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here!

@bok.. 6 жыл бұрын

Screw that.

@yalkn2073 6 жыл бұрын

Using zip tie is waaay easier

@ComicDrake 6 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to the dude constantly saying they should use screws at 14:16.

@georgebamber6871 6 жыл бұрын

*flex tape

@hunterra217 6 жыл бұрын

I like that you were so terrified of the BB gun but just force knives violently through zip ties towards yourself, A+ Priorities

@derangedgaming3781 6 жыл бұрын

Hunter Adcock Darwinism will take this winner.

@naturallyflorida9052 3 жыл бұрын

My Florida instincts go of whenever i see someone in fresh water. Then i remember not everyone has gators in their back yard

@HectorMaclean 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="509">8:29</a> morgan looks like he should be on the flexseal bottles

@theartst7992 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="983">16:23</a> Theres a serious battle going on and this dingus ship shows up 😁

@ambertaylor9709 5 жыл бұрын

Right I laughed so hard when it slowly came into the camera frame

@Wolf6722. 6 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="983">16:23</a> when your mom says to take your little brother or else you’re not going

@loganthomas5043 5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@nikoehrenmann5564 5 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@AdvaitVaze 3 жыл бұрын

This guy took the word ‘gunboat’ to a whole new level

@theyeetshiba893 3 жыл бұрын

Matt is that one kid in class that waits till the deadline of an assignment as well as doing as close to acceptable as possible.

@professordoctor9569 6 жыл бұрын

Would I get banned from gun club if I put a boat on my gun?

@conorfoster2337 6 жыл бұрын

Professor Doctor find an FS2000, have boat gun

@theblackbaron4119 6 жыл бұрын

No just from the gun club.

@casadilla111 6 жыл бұрын

Would I get banned from fight club if I put a fight on my boat gun?

@beforehonour 5 жыл бұрын

You know, watching those modeled boats with their detailed engineering and precision design was nice. But it was inspiring to see the spoony box held together with zip ties and attitude. I feel you, spoony box. I feel you.

@adamblackketter4134 2 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="253">4:13</a> aged poorly

@user-ez8oc4xf9m 3 жыл бұрын

Williams boat is like : Hey GUXS CAN I PLAY WITH YOU

@anthonyvelasquez1277 6 жыл бұрын

Vienna Sausage, Article 241: Acknowledging the capability of Chlorine Gas to cause unnecessary harm, the nations of the world place it under weapons known as "Inhumane". Furthermore, methane gas excreted from human beings themselves is also placed under this article.

@bluepizza2112 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="985">16:25</a> 😂😂 hahaha when that little ugly boat comes out had me wheezing

@thotdestroyer4j164 5 жыл бұрын

Kacper 89 yes you are

@zdw7810 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="645">10:45</a> : I cut my leg with a knife Me : WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULFLD TOU DO THAT YOU KNOW ITS A KNOFE

@deku_1hero_nowtiktok886 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="302">5:02</a> A father and son doing a science project

@mike-fr2vf 5 жыл бұрын

*Ugandan Navy deploys makeshift battleships to aid in war effort, 1940 (colorised)*

@usagi2934 4 жыл бұрын

It was clearly useless but y'know, it's the effort that matters. Even till this day we're not sure whose side they were on

@lord_pants 6 жыл бұрын

"And we're not criminals." *silence* Later: "... Like when you purposefully kill someone to steal their organs."

@TheBigChad Жыл бұрын

Painkiller William talks so much more than sober William and I’m all for it

@an_annoying_cat 4 жыл бұрын

Wavedashing in Super Smash Bros Melee is an example of good jank.

@chetmcgovern9985 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know about airguns but gun safety top 4. 1. Always assume it's loaded. 2. Don't point it at anything you don't want to shoot. 3. Keep finger off trigger until ready to shoot. 4. Be sure of your target and what's behind it.

@Geddy135 6 жыл бұрын

>actually useful information >bury it so no one ever sees it yeah, you can definitely tell they live in california.

@trinkladd 6 жыл бұрын

Number two. Always keep pointed in a safe direction!

@musekek3935 6 жыл бұрын

Chet McGovern So what you're saying is to make sure it's pointed directly towards my frontal lobe?

@Geddy135 6 жыл бұрын

Bingo, this guy gets it.

@chetmcgovern9985 6 жыл бұрын

The Automatic Creeper yeah, in a Darwin kind of way.

@Creepin_Jesus 6 жыл бұрын

Funny thing about carrying around the handgun was it reminded me of a time I bought a garden machete, like a legit blade, but they gave me no sheath, no bag, not even a receipt. Then I was unsure whether it would look better or worse to try conceal it on my person on the walk back to the car.

@TeufortCTF 6 жыл бұрын

i dont even

@jeremyfrancis7824 6 жыл бұрын

What did you do then?

@Creepin_Jesus 6 жыл бұрын

I just kept it kinda like, along the inside of my arm to my side and hurried to the car, kinda dangerous in hindsight conscidering had I tripped it'd go straight between my ribs. It was a gift for my dads birthday though and he was so happy with it he cut the cake with it!

@jackhanson9461 6 жыл бұрын

by the ... blade?

@PixelOverload 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, by the blade, like you were handing it to someone handle first (as you should).