After years of hating the smell of my own bathroom, and hating the cleaning of it even worse, I decided upon the path of prevention. I squat to pee. Try an experiment, guys: Take some toilet paper, and spread it around the seat and the floor near the toilet. Now pee. And watch all the little dots form. You are peeing on the floor. The bolts that hold it to the floor. The seat, if you didn't put it up. And your feet. Yum... Tune in for my next challenge, "If you have a Beard, put on a black Tee Shirt, sit down, and brush your beard." Adjust as appropriate for Ethnicity.