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The key is to have so many bottles that adding more bottles isn't even noticeable

My wife walked up to me while I was watching this video, she asked what I was watching. I told her it was a guy explaining the difference 1966 and 1967 mustangs. She hates old car stuff. Im smoother than creamy PB. Also I have a deal with her, she buys a bottle of wine I get a bottle of whiskey. She buys a $10 bottle of Barefoot, i buy a $200 bottle of Fourgate. Fair is fair.

Reminds me of a local gun store. For 5 bucks extra when you buy a new piece, that will leave you a voice message that you won the raffle for a free gun. True story. Also knew of a guitar shop that would do the same.

“Whiskey - Super Expensive Baseball Cards That Make You Drunk” 🤣

As a now divorced woman I no longer have to hide my bourbon, shoes or handbags from anyone. But here's a few tips for ya. I hid a shit ton of bourbon in my storage closet in the basement. Put it behind some old paint cans. Hid some in the kids closet. The linen closet on the bottom under the just for looking at towels and sheets and in the camping trip cooler when it was winter. I was better at hiding bourbon than he was at cheating. Lol

Only on this channel will you hear the words vagina hair and not even bat an eye because it makes perfect sense

I find the best way is to just never question her amazon purchases. We both turn a blind eye and the only ones who suffer are our creditors.

We all need friends like Matt, Cline and Dan to cover us.

This is too funny. Only one you forgot that I use sometime is... you get home with 2-3 bottle and the wife is like "what in the world? More bourbon? Seriously?" and I'm like " Babe calm down, I'm just a generous guy and these are for a couple associates at work." so then she says something like " Oh ok, that is so nice of you. I was worried you got more for yourself." Then just slip them to the back of the shelf after a couple days and you are good to go. Best part she thinks you are a nice guy and you get new Bourbon! WIN WIN! Really works well during the holiday months. Really enjoyed this video. Keep up the good work!

I got whiskey in my basement, living room, and kitchen. But what she doesn’t know is that my good stuff is kept in the kids toy chests 👍

Why am I finding this 2 years later? No fireplace? No "brick" wall? A GREY chair!?!?! My how ADHD has grown....and his sarcasm has always been top tier

😂 Loved it! My wife never harasses me about buying bourbon, but I always feel like I need to "not tell her when I buy another bottle". Bottles hidden everywhere cause the shelf is full.😂 I was going to show the wife this video because she would get a chuckle out of it. BUT, then I was like "Nope!" Don't give her any ideas. Best non- bourbon bourbon video ever!

I work at a liquor store and we have this guy out of state who purchase from us… but he does not want his wife to find out about his purchases, so he mails us checks and we send the booze to his work. Always good for a chuckle.

This is the first of the divorce series videos!

The back of my guitar amp with a built in speaker and open back is a nice hiding place. I had two Larceny BP C921s in there for a while before I was able to make room for one in my cabinet. I've got an Early Times BiB stowed away in a box of several hundred CDs and up until tonight there was a JDSBBP in the garage, but now it's safe in the cabinet 😆🤫

I find this to be more amusing than most of the guys do. Because, I'm SINGLE! Hahaha.

super expensive baseball cards that get you drunk is the quote of the video

This video will more than likely be marked "Exhibit A" in your murder trial

Hilarious! This is the only whiskey channel that provides practical and useful information! Other good spots: up in the attic, spare tire well in trunk Also, try to pay cash. We have a liquor chain in TX that gives you a 5% discount to pay in cash.

I can't believe how relatable this is to me... I do most of these things to my girlfriend about my whiskey. Hiding backup bottles in old backpacks in the closet until the one on the shelf runs out, then put the new one in the back. I say, "Oh, yeah that was on sale for like $17 so I got it" as I point to a bottle of Knob Creek SiB. And of course "yeah I had some cash laying around that I never use".

Ooh my god, that is friggin hilarious!! Hey buddy Imight need to call you sometime, if I do you know what to say.🤣🤣🤣

Came here after the part 3 😂. Got some good friends there 😂

I made a trip to the bank.... then took a detour to the liquor store... walked out with an OF 1920, Four Roses Single Barrel, and a Redbreast 12... So the wife asked what was taking so long.. I said I made a detour.... So then she asks me "how many bottles of bourbon did you buy?" I said two.

The best so far! 😂 My wife’s still rolling over Old Grandcock. I think you might have a niche as a marriage counselor.

New to the channel. "Boom!, no nuts...divorce court" Keep doing what you're doing brother. This page is GOLDEN

LMAO, you earned another sub with this one! I tend to go with the so many bottles the wife doesn't notice any new ones approach, but I feel like I could use a buddy named Dan.

I’m glad I’m the wife who enjoys and buys just as much as my husband 😂. This was hysterical!

This is perfect and oh so true! My bottle collection has been put 5 deep on shelves of an IKEA cabinet with solid doors. Unfortunately I am starting to run out of space.

Excellent advice my friend. You are like the dr phil of bourbon. Dr matt . "Super expensive baseball cards that get you drunk" best line ever .

Totally done the bottle gift thing. I have amazing clients that buy bottles for me but as you said not all of them are from them lol…. This wicked bourbon world LOL

That is some funny shit. I do the same thing with tequila. The only problem with tequila, is the bottles are so much prettier, so she recognizes them quicker, and it makes it harder to find. You hit home, on so many different points, I was laughing my ass off.

THIS WAS THE BEST!! Thank you so much for laughs and good times! Cheers!

The way I solved this was by creating a Pinterest worthy wall in my basement with shiplap and industrial pipe shelves and a design approved by the wife. She still couldn’t believe I filled 14 shelves 😬

Its tough to explain spending money on an expensive bottle when the wife drinks boxed wine

Thanks for sending me bottles, Matt!!!

My wife, a scientist, has an eagle eye. She can walk into the front door and spot a "new" bottle from across the room and ask about it. Fortunately, she mostly supports my "collecting" and even buys for me sometimes. (Not cigars though!). It helps that SHE has a mostly full 175 bottle wine fridge!

I'm a bit late on viewing this video. Loved it. Couldn't stop laughing. Quietly of course. Didnt want the wife to hear, lol. Now I have to find a place to hide this bottle since the shelves are full.

I can’t believe I’m just now finding this video as it’s 3 am and I’m quietly pouring a little taster from my secret stash! I mean what is she, Hitler?! A 10/10 video! Hilarious

This has become, by far, the most important video in all of WhiskeyTube!

When you said Craig; I was like, “ why did you have to call me out like that.” 🤣😂🥃🤣👍🏽🥃

Don’t know why this came back up in my feed… But it was so much fun watching this one again!! What a fantastic job, Matt!!! Hope this reaches you well!

Thanks Matt for the wonderful selection of bourbons you sent me. ;) You're the best! In another stroke of luck, I won a bunch more bottles in a lottery the next day! Sure the tickets cost something, it was only $1000 but it was to buy sunscreen for hairless cats. Who can argue with that expenditure...

got a stomach cramp from laughing at this. thanks for the knowledge and for the cramp

I watched Part 2, laughed a lot, then found this. Again, thanks, Matt!🤣 By the way, many methods, including gaslighting and denial, apply equally to any addictive purchasing.

Just started watching ADHD Whiskey recently after finding out from the Bourbon Junkies. This video is amazing and this Matt makes great content.

The more bottles you have to drink from the less bottles thrown outside bourbon is healthy healing and fun I’m 70 years old enjoying living and late night drinking with Matt

Love this! My new favorite word is “Schlang” :) My new favorite excuse for why the grocery bill is so high- “the price of Skittles went up” YOU, sir, are a genius

Thankfully my wife never bats an eye when I bring home a new bottle, and I keep my mouth shut when she drops 2k on a new purse. It is what it is, or so they say...

Probably the best youtube video I have ever watched!

That was hilarious. Your videos are getting better! Keep it up Matt!

Great video. It does help to have a large basement full of boxes and spider crickets. My wife never ventures down there ....

Here's how I built a "where did all these bottles come from" area. I threw a whiskey tasting party where I said I was going to provide 4 bourbons. My friends each brought a bottle which they generously left at my house. That was now a instant shelf full of 10 bottles. When one goes low or empty, replace it immediately from ur hidden stash n move it to the back. Shhblamsky

I have been married for 10 years. Young dudes.....listen carefully to this gent. His advice is priceless!

Part 2 should be: "How to create a separate checking account and move funds from the new account w/out the wife knowing."

I know this was 3 years ago, but this is gold! Thank you Matt that is so funny!

Dude you are f***ing hilarious…keep it up!

I was going to play this for the wife but confirming all the cash back trickerishness from the grocery store visits and the duplicate bottle slide behind..is hitting too close to home. Watch history deleted but thumbs up! Would watch again.

I have watched most of your videos. Comedic genius! You are hilarious man! You give great tasting notes while keeping me entertained throughout! Great job keep up the good work!

Shared this with the Whiskey Tribe... lol

Haha this is great! It's my birthday in 11 days so for the next week for every bottle I buy, I'm just gonna say "this can be my birthday present"

The one trick I play is talking my wife into using the empty bottles as decorations. She paints them, ties ribbons around them, etc... It’s the one time that Pinterest hasn’t totally f**ked me in the ass with stupid projects!

Too funny! After seeing some your hiding places I assumed you had no children in the house...but then I saw the rain boots! Hahahahah!

Too late. I needed this about 2 years ago :)

Great stuff Matt!!! Your buddies had your back. 😂😂😂

If you're ever in my house, don't open the closet next to the front door. That old golf bag in there? Packed with bourbon. Those sport coats you see hanging up that I haven't worn since the Steelers won Super Bowl X? Lined with bourbon

I was laughing the entire time. It's so true! I guess the trick is to marry a woman who love bourbon as much as you do.......dreams!

This might be the best video Ive ever seen 😂😂

I have to hide whisky to stop Deepa getting to it first :-)

You're as good at improv as Robin Williams! Lol

Enlightening. Why I have I not known about this channel till now.

Came here from a whiskey war and it did not disappoint. Laughed my ass off qnd subscribed

The way I used to hide whiskey from Kira (my wife) was by creating an ever present & highly visible distraction: boxes of la croix in the frig and multiple bottles of vodka next to the fridge. That is, until she suddenly started loving bourbons & ryes 2 years ago. And that metamorphosis - my caterpillar wife into a highly inebriated butterfly - has led to my currently failing attempts to start my channel, 'Shelf Turds.'

Always remember...... Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission! Lol. It's worth getting bitched at that's for sure. Oh, you always have the "honey a distillery sent it to me" winner winner chicken dinner. Yep, having the wife enjoy it too helps. Never try to compare what you do to what she does, not an even playing field, lol. These are things I've heard, lol....

PREACH BROTHER! this episode is genius

Well.....my wife has lots of wine so, there’s no room for arguments 😎

I've used that $20 cash back trick a few times! Damn Skittles' prices are getting out of control.

I F**kn love this! Instant subscriber here!

My wife does this with books. She’s a bookaholic. I have whiskey in 5 different places around the house. If she asks, I ask her about her books. 😂

Maybe my favorite video of yours I've seen so far. Truly hilarious! And CONGRATS on that Bardstown Whiskey Tasting win!!!

This is the first video of yours I’ve seen and I didn’t even make it halfway through before I had to subscribe. Loved it

Another video I slept on for TOO LONG Mattie!... now I'm off to add 2 more bottles to my collection! Peace Out :)

This one just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.....thanks, Matt!

That was freaking funny. Seriously I need Dan’s n Clines number

the fact that you cover this topic is a clever foresight on your part. as a former degenerate gambler, whiskey is a safer vice for me these days but lo and behold... here i am! with shelves full of bottles!!! and my lady is like "GABAGOOOL!!!" yes. my lady is Tony Soprano. thats besides the point. you've allowed me to finagle this like a champ. thank you.

‘’Water with extra ice’’ 😅😂

Best. Video.

Laugh out loud funny! Thanks for posting and keep these videos coming!

Literally popped up in my news feed while watching. "Woman finds stairs in her cupboard leading to secret basement ". Son of a b**ch!

As someone with Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry, and a Bourbon lover, I say we cannot afford to have a Hitler negatively affecting our whiskey purchases!

Soooo Funny Matt ......Great Advice....Lol.....I Just leave It In a Box With Others in spare room and it's So Hard To Count Nobody Cares but I Know were every Bottle is Including the idea Of Duplicates In The Same box Because hey It's hard To Get and I Wanna Share, Like " Early Times BIB".......Lol..... Cheers Brother.....

One of the best videos I’ve watched to date!

The one down vote must’ve been from my wife.

My wife and I had an agreement . For every $ on bourbon same amount on bathroom remodel. We have got one sweet master bathroom!

Matt, you forgot to give the Go Fund Me link for the bodyguards you are now going to need to hire for every time you leave your house! Also, same advice for hiding from husbands????

I bought my Wife a new nice cabinet for all our cabinety things. Then I put all my whiskey in the old one. Neatly. And I vacuumed the room. That seemed to work out OK. Although, my bottles would look much nicer in the new cabinet... Damn compromises.

Busted out laughing at this, great work buddy!

Truth! I can't like this video enough.

I knew this one would lift my spirits (Bourbon) LOL.

The rain boots! haha 😭😭