DeAnne Smith deals with an annoying, interrupting dude and keeps it all fun and hilarious! Speak softly and carry a big wit. Caught at Absolute Comedy in Toronto in January 2013.
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@tywilliamnash507810 жыл бұрын
I am still laughing as I'm typing this. She is right on. She made mincemeat out of that guy, and the audience ate it up. "......... we know where your safe house is, we can get you!". That $#! T is funny!
@tywilliamnash507810 жыл бұрын
Who is Bill Hicks? It 'Ain't Me! You got the wrong commentator.
@lovely22739 жыл бұрын
I've seen DeAnne perform a few times live and she's so much fun! So smart and energetic. If you get a chance, go and see her! :)
@ff-ho8ut9 жыл бұрын
i love justin bieber doing comedy
@nyctravis33818 жыл бұрын
+Ferry Den Brok --- Mitch from Pentatonix
@kittenforbunny10 жыл бұрын
did she say, "somebody get some hummus!"?
@Barkeroni9 жыл бұрын
this was like something you'd see on a nickelodeon show.
@ADP199411 жыл бұрын
"Somebody get some humus" LOL -Can't breathe- xD
@CornucopiaOfAwesome6 жыл бұрын
Well I think it's great. that hummus/safe house line, cracking up over here
@kaykayvee411 жыл бұрын
"I know a safe house I can get you there tonight" omg she is so fucking funny! I'd love to see one of her shows.
@Goatboysminion11 жыл бұрын
"How long until you dump him?" Classic!
@MrSpruceDread11 жыл бұрын
Wow lol you're freakin amazing!!! First video I have ever seen of you and already think you're damn good!!! Really hope you got shows in LA in store :\
@thrillh0use120610 жыл бұрын
how long until you dump him? hahahaha what a punchline....
@TheRealDeAnne11 жыл бұрын
Goodness. This has really devolved. Dentark1, I wish you happiness and access to a dictionary. Best of luck!
@spindlesthesquid6 жыл бұрын
hey im sorry for the ignorant asses on here. i know you know you /ARE/ funny. your sets make me cry laughing. but then im a woman so what do i know about mirth? me whole life is toil and strife and popping out the younguns for me husband. the only real humor is apparently stories about penises or something ?? i dont get their rationale on this one. disappoint as many misogynists as you can, my dude.
@TheRealDeAnne11 жыл бұрын
As was your comment. Please, try harder next time. Thank you for sharing!
@RichardniHoney6 жыл бұрын
I am hooked at the comedy of this person
@TheRealDeAnne11 жыл бұрын
I'm just also telling you when it got lame, which was 2 comments ago.
@renecomedy11 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@thefurrybastard19649 жыл бұрын
Well, the intro and outro music was vaguely amusing.
@CinesterCharlie7 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter finally went through with that sex change I guess.
@45Boobie4510 жыл бұрын
thats bieber with a lower voice
@jonasgrant11 жыл бұрын
You, lady, are my new hero.
@jaycesims83808 жыл бұрын
This comment section gave me cancer.
@manuelwolff_intlcomedian10 жыл бұрын
great stuff!
@mateo77ish9 жыл бұрын
She actually had to "come out" to the audience. It wasn't obvious?
@bonkeydollocks18795 жыл бұрын
Deanne That was so cool 😎
@avonpark35283 жыл бұрын
Well, I'll Go Ahead and Say It, I Absolutely Love Your Hair.😊😊😊
@DrGreenStyle11 жыл бұрын
You rock~
@MrGeeNuss10 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story. You can't argue with someone with a microphone. Especially not a comedian with a microphone.
@abc123abc9711 жыл бұрын
Love her. I subbed.
@DieAnna11 жыл бұрын
Your fucking amazing, I know how hard it is being female and a comedian good for you!
@mojorisin836811 ай бұрын
Being a female comedian, or anything for that matter is the easiest ride to the top of anyone. Incredibly over privileged.
@TheRealDeAnne11 жыл бұрын
"A dike is a sheet of rock that formed in a crack in a pre-existing rock body." I think you meant to say lesbian?
@pootboy55473 жыл бұрын
begging to be roasted isn't heckling, but let's all get to our safespaces just in case.
@TheRealDeAnne11 жыл бұрын
thanks for the feedback. your username got unfunny at capital M.
@nunyanunya41473 жыл бұрын
AWE censorchip!
@NateSean10 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@RPG_Angie10 жыл бұрын
Nicely done.
@hernandez248911 жыл бұрын
Rubber, meet glue.
@passiveMenis11 жыл бұрын
I don't care about offending a bad comedian.
@CaptainJaxx11 жыл бұрын
Love it! Ahahahaha!
@demetriomontoya3205 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of my ED.
@Tung--10 жыл бұрын
Justin bieber!
@Stankyfanger5 жыл бұрын
I’ll never get this time back
@robertmoye756523 сағат бұрын
Hilarious.
@dawatcherz7 жыл бұрын
'how to be hilarious but not in the way you intended' seems to be a more correct title :P
@andrewc01288 жыл бұрын
I think the funny part was that she had 3 shadows and almost completely left the screen at 0:50
@bartoszmaciulewicz27927 жыл бұрын
Give this boy a break... He's 12!!! Fucking monsters.
@customedge19 жыл бұрын
about the stand-up comedian, I thought he was funny
@mcgaugh579 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFAO not
@3dakainsane9 жыл бұрын
Yea he didnt say anything that wowed me
@Oranger3710 жыл бұрын
got my subscription
@tossmc10 жыл бұрын
People pay and show-up to be entertained, but for some "stupid and ignorant" people, being polite and respectful isn't the "in-thing" anymore, it's about absolute stupidity and the fact that some ill-mannered folks want attention. It's really sad that some people just won't shut the phuck-up.
@mcrfan3439 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@kushmorejames816411 ай бұрын
This dude is funny
@anarki7779 жыл бұрын
I was surprised when she said 'how long until you dump him?' and the audience laughed. It wasn't witty or funny. It didn't connect in any way to the subject or anything that had been previously said. It's just a random assertion that his gf will dump him at some point.
@jmerridew1249 жыл бұрын
Yelling at a performing comedian is a shitty and cringey thing to do. If I was with someone who heckled the comedian I'd get the check and go.
@Viox3Productions9 жыл бұрын
Jack Napier The thing is it is the first thing come to mind, a comedian should be better than that.It isnt about what she said is true or wrong, it is just cheap thing to say
@anarki7778 жыл бұрын
Sasha Vdr If you were smarter still you'd realize I already understood that. It's just not funny.
@CFootprints8 жыл бұрын
Well then, de gustibus non est disputandum I suppose.
@anarki7778 жыл бұрын
Sasha Vdr Speak English you fool.
@mastermizbot10 жыл бұрын
Hilarious...
@mrpoohead11 жыл бұрын
this girl is hilarious.
@eyesmiling11 жыл бұрын
Oh man! Which show was this!?
@BboyMino11 жыл бұрын
Funny I like her!!
@SirJafla11 жыл бұрын
Please tell me, what exactly is "unfunny" at 1:00
@imagineaboringlife11 жыл бұрын
I highly doubt she is offended. She's just taking you down like she took down the heckler in the video. It's what good comedians do. You're not special.
@jmm100010 жыл бұрын
cutie!
@RedGrinchy11 жыл бұрын
Was he the same guy that spilled his drink? (from the video where you go "a little crazy")
@riscook94875 жыл бұрын
She's cute. What a bunch of haters.
@jorgep111 жыл бұрын
lol fuck yes! You're funny! Got any shows coming up in L.A.?
@Steampunksaly6 жыл бұрын
still waiting to find out HOW?
@vinceman456610 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@f.yo.couchiv422110 жыл бұрын
tell it my balls!!!
@itzDaKine10 жыл бұрын
mad cute and funny!!
@MGSDORITO11 жыл бұрын
these people saying your not funny have probably and more then likely never get the chance to be on a stage so they are just hating. also your super beautiful! *subscribing*
@GentlemanBystander5 жыл бұрын
They won't be on stage because they don't want to go to open-mic nights...since that's what this was.
@matthewgooding58992 жыл бұрын
Justin bieber really took a turn
@A_Goat7 жыл бұрын
I have nothing to say about this so I decided to leave a comment.
@dovesoap63156 жыл бұрын
I like this comment
@TadasTirony8 жыл бұрын
is this a birthday party ?
@midnightbluenoz9 жыл бұрын
which bit was hilarious? hardly a chuckle
@AsmrAmurana11 жыл бұрын
you must care a little. You've made an awful lot of comments for someone that doesn't care.
@passiveMenis11 жыл бұрын
1:00. haha
@skytrip52732 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder why there isnt an H in there
@scottyjohnson939910 жыл бұрын
she's not that good. just my opinion of course. thumbs down.
@pitapatpaxton29 жыл бұрын
wait wait wait... she's a lesbian?
@thehatedclown54532 жыл бұрын
She’s dressed like Peewee Herman
@randomazn4206 жыл бұрын
She is fucking cute as hell
@45Boobie4510 жыл бұрын
is that bieber?
@keithwhittington1322 Жыл бұрын
I hate when people's sexuallity is part of the act.
@Pjiggy10 жыл бұрын
meh...
@JesseMessage10 жыл бұрын
it was good
@postaffe9 жыл бұрын
lol!!!
@marca805210 жыл бұрын
lame
@nuffflavor8 жыл бұрын
Amusing... not sure about hilarious.
@writerconsidered11 жыл бұрын
she's cute why can't I find straight women with a bowtie and glasses ?
@Paul_The_Spaceman7 жыл бұрын
Well, that was shit.
@hillsida2310 жыл бұрын
She's cute damn
@sailirish76 жыл бұрын
Wow... Bieber is really good at standup
@ronanoleary65010 жыл бұрын
terrible
@cgmcnama7 жыл бұрын
...not that funny besides the opening line.
@Snadaaahhh7 жыл бұрын
oh yeah,she really destroyed them all right....pfffft
@arabdadgodx698 жыл бұрын
One too many times I've had this huge urge to relieve myself in a middle of the road, I didn't do it because it's not socially acceptable these days, unless you have a serious disability. I've thought about pretending that I do, but it would be so embarrassing to get caught. I guess my shit stays off the road for now. Cheers! P.S. If you have any tips to how to shit in the road while still being regarded as a respectful part of society, don't be afraid to write or if you think it's too embarrassing you can always use the "my sister used my YT account' excuse.
@arabdadgodx698 жыл бұрын
+NaRRen Seriously though, my sister used my account to write this.
@whitedevil28 жыл бұрын
she looks like she used to be attractive once, and then made a life decision to change all that
@camerontrivett38087 жыл бұрын
whitedevil2 she looks pretty cute to me She's gay so there's no chance but cute
@sTalnaker136 жыл бұрын
whitedevil2 she's just going through a phase
@3vimages4719 жыл бұрын
Don't call yourself !hilarious" DeAnne when you`re clearly not!
@Dentark111 жыл бұрын
If you're the real DeAnne Smith and you call that a diss you really need to work on your material. I was just doing an assessment of your comment if you can't take it I'm sorry but you'll just have to suck it up. At least you didn't say "Your mom was easy last night" cause that would've been disastrous at best. No wit was involved in your so called "diss"
@p1r0kun11 жыл бұрын
There could be some hazards to the way Eli is using dikes (see Wikipedia: "diagonal pliers". Hope they come with a warning, but I guess it wouldn't help if you can't read...
@korywatsonhealthandfitness628210 жыл бұрын
She looks nothing like Justin Bieber.
@OmniOdin10 жыл бұрын
This wasn't funny.
@etiquettefiend8 жыл бұрын
A funny lesbian? Impossible!
@passiveMenis11 жыл бұрын
You're a comedian replying to comments on your own video on your own channel. I'm just telling you when it got lame. You don't have to be so defensive.
@bachlava76 жыл бұрын
And you can't mistreat a woman in my presence . . . So . . . If it were a man being mistreated is that okay? Haha
@Dentark111 жыл бұрын
Now dislexyc aswell, my my
@ridds7774 жыл бұрын
A woman wearing a bowtie... You don't even need to say anything on stage...