Kevin Smith did it with Jay and Bob, why not you? Just call it "Revisited" that way no edgelords get triggered by your using the word 'reboot'.😆

I really love the old one too ❤️ but my favorite old video of yours is "note to self: don't upload this"

I recall that animation, I binged all your animations a couple weeks ago. Including the old ones. It's cool how you've improved your art, animation and audio quality without changing your style too much.

We need power corrupts part 20 man...

Hey ! from France. Do you know the french anime called "silex and the city" ? It's the story of the Dotcom family during prehistoric age. There is some episodes available on youtube. Maybe with english subtitles, not sure. If you understand a bit of french, I think you'll like it. By the way, great fan of your work. :-)

LMAO

That’s hilarious 😂😂😂

Absolutely hilarious! 🤣

If a (presumably) Asian parent said so, then you should 😢

Thats the spirit

Jeffery: Don't you mean English? God: NO! Me: Same difference God. It's still called English.

@@michealforguson5317 no no no. they use Lift instead of Elevator!!!11 difference in american english is confusing

Freedom-tongue ....lol

@@michealforguson5317 Bri'ish

You can't even pretend to be smart. You're that bad. How did DM even get around the beginning of the bible about God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if DM wants to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving DM's science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gM99pN1_xL-3iIk.html The odds are NOT there. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jZePfqiHxqndkXU.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r71pmsSo38Cwo58.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/msqRpLam2dqZkas.html

Due to different version of unity and peace 🎉

Not just that, but like all the mathematical equations and plans are the same, 10 meters is 10 meters, regardless of language.

Good point!

@@theoneseraph 10 meters? Don't you mean 37 Gulfitches?

Except for 3 Facts You overlook. The First being, it was not The Tower, it was the Fact that they were not Spreading across the land and were going to settle All of Humanity in One Area. For another, They already had a Common Language, an lost it. And if You woke up One Morning and No Longer Understood /3rds or 3/4ths of the Population of Your Area, that may well cause You to drift off. Especially if You Know God wanted You spread across the Land, and could Figure Out this was done as a way to promote you to do that. Remaining would be Tempting Fate.

@@skwills1629 crappy arcane religious mythology

As a Swede, I really should read more Norse mythology. What I've read, and what I learned in school, is really interesting stuff. Some seriously good stories. It's a shame that the Vikings barely ever wrote anything down.

Wasn't Medusa boasting how pretty she was? Even prettier than gods and that's why they got offended?

@@realdragon Building the tower was a boast too. More of a dunk than just saying youre prettier

I thought love was only true in fairy tales. Meant for someone else, but not for me. Love was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my dreams. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer

The thing is though there's two different versions of Athena. There's the Greek Athena that was a bitch and a half, and there's the Roman Athena, not Minerva, that was a bitch and a half. I don't remember which Roman dude made the story for Athena turning Arachnid, Medusa, and someone else into monsters.

and wars

It really is a book that teaches you how to love. That is, only if you love racism, slavery, invisible spirit beings, men, and unborn babies.

Lol, _intentionally_ . So if one worships god, they should do as he wants, hate each other and avoid cooperation.

Sexism, prejudice, hypocrisy and stretching boring stories into something exciting.

Do you mean that all that inbreeding didn't help prevent all that? Now, I'm just disappointed.

contempt from IT people, towards the blue-collared people, can be met easily. It doesn't take much effort.

Yeah. I don't even think it would've been that big of a problem back in the time the tower of Babel was supposedly built. Humans are remarkably resourceful. The idea that we'd all give up because of a minor inconvenience is about as ridiculous as an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent entity feeling threatened by a stack of bricks.

Well, most Christians and all Jews would read the story as a metaphor rather than litteral hostory, but yes; you just pointed out one of the many, many problems with Christian biblical litteralism (or rather Darkmatter pointed it out).

The story is actually about not mixing with cultures, and in doing so... diluting the churches values/ way of life. It was a story for simple and ignorant people that couldn't come to terms with different languages, and why different cultures believe in different gods. It was also a story for the intellectual elites on how to preserve their way of life through mitigation of that frustration held by the less educated populace. 13 years of making videos, and these animations are only designed through an idiots perspective of Christianity.

Yep. The Burj Khalifa is a blatant slap across Yahweh's face---it was built by construction workers from many countries who spoke different languages.

Ha ha Yup. According to Ken Ham, there should be mud miles deep and rotting dinosaurs all over the place 😂😂

Their humour is biblical. It killed everyone.

@@TheScotsalan Why would it be miles deep? The ecosystem happens at the surface of the Earth. Earth started out with probably ~19% CO2 and probably 79% N2. There was no dirt. Over time, erosion creates sand and silt. Over time, life forms formed. Over time, some of those lifeforms used the CO2 and outputted O2. I think this is called the great oxygen event. So, most of the CO2 ended up as various organic molecules mixed in with sand ans silt.

@@louistournas120 According to Ken Ham, all the sedements were laid down during his flood, complete with dino fossils etc all laid out in perfect order. Ken Ham also claims the highest mountains were flooded, inc everest. Everest is 5.5 miles high, deepest point of ocean is 7 miles, so the flood, according to Ham, would be 12.5 miles deep 👍. Unless of course you believe the earth was flat before the flood, and plate tectonics happened after.

@@louistournas120Also Louis. When it comes to bible arguements against bible apologetics, I reckon just use the bible stories. The deep mud etc is actually an apologists thing they use to explain fossils etc. If the bible says the earth was all flooded, then so be it. It was flooded. The bible makes no mention of the gas composition, plate tectonics, the water cycle etc. I see all those points as deflection. The simple stuff they cant answer, how did sloths get to the middle east to get to the ark. And my favourite.. did nobody else in biblical times have boats 👍.

Noah: hold my very watered down beer.

@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib Yeah the arc is so much worse x) makes the tower of babel look like science

Of course it is. Because You watch Darkmatter2525 Videos and don;t try to Understand what The Bible says.

@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib - Actually Modern Anthropologists Think The Flood has a basis in History...

@@Jonqen - Not Really. The Flood Story could Easily be based on One of Several Major Floods or Disasters Known to have Occurred. Further, while Today We view it as a "Goal Flood", in Popular Culture at least, the Word Erytz means Land, not Planet Earth, and while You Will say I am maing excuses and using Mental Gymnastics to claim The Bible doesn't Mean what it Clearly and Plainly says, what I said is Easily confirmed.

Fundamentalist religion really does either turn you into an idiot or justify existing idiocy because oh my goodness what an absolute load of crap

That sounds like an incredibly dumb and ignorant person, why do they have people like that as teachers in schools ??? (More of a rhetorical question)

"Damn, that story sounds wild. Doesn't it, fellow white people, who can understand me because that's how languages and races work?" "What?" "Co?" "Que?" "Was?" "Cosa?" "Hem?" "Mida?" "Dè?" "Kas?" "Hva?" "Cad?"

Except that isn't what The Biblical Story says. its what Pastor Darkmatter2525 said in this Animate Sermon. God was not intimidated by Humanity's Ability to accomplish Anything He wants. That verse is Discussing How God intended to Scatter them, not God's motives. I used this Analogy before. When The Allies said The Nashis *(Yewtuve Spelling to Know the Sensor Sweeps) had a Centralised network for Supply Runs, and that they would target it, that did not mean WW2 was about their Hatred of Nashi Supply Lines. You are confusing the method god used to Scatter them and its Rationale for God;s Reason to Scatter them. And inferring from that God was afraid f Humanity. Which is ridiculous.

@@skwills1629 Then I don't understand his motivations? He was upset about them building a tower so he punished them? Yaweh doesn't exist anyway so it doesn't really matter. And if he did as he's written, he'd be a petulant, petty child and would absolutely do this out of pure spite

@@skwills1629 I mean, it's not the first time god outright says he's afraid of humanity, that's also his stated reason for not wanting humans to eat from the tree of knowledge, or the tree of life. Once we'd already gotten knowledge, if we were allowed to stay and eat from the tree of life as well, we would be immortal AND know how to count. Which would put as rivals to god. Can't have that, so yeet the nakeds and onward to incest!

@@animorph17 - Why do You Bigoted Atheists, so filled with Hate, spell the NAME god in Lower Case? The n=Name Go is Capitalised because it is a Name. And before You say otherwise, Type "God Capitalisation Grammar". Its not Like You even Know what The Bible says. All you Know is Mythology from the I Have no Religion Religion You follow. Like saying Adam and Eve ate from The Tee Of Knowledge. Well, No, it was The Tree of The Knowledge of Good An Evil. Saying The tree of Knowledge makes it sound like God wanted Humanity to be ignorant and plays into Atheist Mythology, which equates Religion to belief in a god, and Equates both to ignorance, but its Stupid to Misrepresent the Bible just to Fit your Biases. This entire post is Predicated on God waned Humanity to be ignorant. And that is a Flat Lie. "I mean, it's not the first time god outright says he's afraid of humanity, that's also his stated reason for not wanting humans to eat from the tree of knowledge, or the tree of life. Once we'd already gotten knowledge, if we were allowed to stay and eat from the tree of life as well, we would be immortal AND know how to count. Which would put as rivals to god. Can't have that, so yeet the nakeds and onward to incest!" Its Rivals to God, capital G, not Rivals to god. And How does Humanity being Immortal make Humanity Powerful enough to be a Rival to God exactly? And Where in Genesis 3 does it say God's Motives were fear? You say God was Afraid of Humanity in Genesis 3 because if Humanity had Knowledge and Immortality, they;d be Rivals to God. (Which you Insultingly leave in Lower case. Just like all the other Bigoted Hate Filled Atheists., Because its a way to Virtue Signal tribal membership Whilst insulting a god You supposedly lack belief in.) That is simply not what he text says. Nothing in Genesis 3 says "God was Afraid, of Humanity had Knowledge". Nothing said "If Humanity had Knowledge and Immortality, Humanity could then become Rivals to God:. Why are You Lying about this? And Why make a crack about Incest? Did Adam and Eve commit Incest? If so, and I Know to you Adam and Eve only had 3 Children so Eves Sons had to have sex with Eve because You are Stupid, and all you do is repeat the Dogma of the Not-Religion, but wouldn't hey still be committing Incest anyway? even if the Stupid way to present the Biblical Events were taken Seriously Incest is their only Option either way. Of course its Stupid to take it the ay You were Brainwashed to by Darkmatter2525 Videos. The Biblical Account Rather Clearly says Adam and Eve had more than just Cain, Able, and Seth. Its just a way to mock it without having to Address what it Really says. You also ignore places in The Bible where it says to Seek Knop ledge or grow in Wisdom. To make your Narrative Work, We have to pretend God did not want is to eat from The tree of Knowledge so we;d be Naked and commit Incest, and after We go Knowledge God Doesn't the rest of History Trying to Hold us back in ignorance. But, if that is so, then Why Write The Book of proverbs? Proverbs 1; 5. Pro 1:5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels: Proverbs 4 makes No sense. The Entire Chapter is about Wisdom and gaining Understanding, as summarised by this Doxa. Pro 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding. I can Name Hundreds of Verses, bot exaggerating but if asked I;d have to give samples, but if You wanted i can give 12 at a Time until I give Hundreds, of verses that directly Contradict the God wants us ignorant narrative. Then again You Will now Hide behind the narrative from The Mythology of The Holly Religion of Atheism no I did not call Atheisms itself a Religion No I am not a Liar who called Atheism a Religion then Denied calling Atheism a Religion The term Holy Religion of Atheism refers specifically to The Militant Atheist Dogma You promote no The Holy Religion of Atheism is not intended to be understood as Atheism is a Religion. You will tell me the Bible contradicts itself. and magically that makes what You said True. its jus that on One mo part of the Bible God wants us ignorant ands Hates us having knowledge and another Part say God wants us t. hey, its not your fault the Bible Contradicts itself" Saying that won't however prove what You said is True. And No Where in The Entire Bible does it say God fears Humanity. Not even in Genesis 11. Darkmatter2525 Lied. So did You. And I Doubt You "Knew" that according to Genesis 11, God was Afraid of Humanity since of thy Work together, they can do Anything. You Learned it from Darkmatter2525. And its not like Darkmatter2525 is an unbiased Source giving the Plain Reading of the text.

@@skwills1629 god doesn't have a name. That's why he's the only nameless god. I mean sheesh, you'd think a christian would already know about that. Pretty lame if you ask me. Zues gets this awesome sounding proper name, while the nameless god just gets a random descriptive noun. The jews tried to name him yawhe or something, but apparently it's blasphemy to pretend that god's a real person.

No place for misinterpretation

yea, after all that God was so pissed at people so he moved heaven into another universe, and that's why since then apologist say heaven is in another universe.

@@damienasmodeus928 - Except Nothing suggested The tower could get into Heaven, as in Gods Abode, and Really, Haven means Sky. People say Darkmatter2525 does not Exaggerate a Te Bible Really sees say this, but it doesn't.

@@skwills1629 Now the funny part of this comment about DarkMatter exaggerating is 1) many religious people say that the tower was meant to reach heaven 2) Many theologian scholars say the idea of a tower reaching heaven could have either been a tower so high or one that actually made an entrance to heaven. 3)The story specifically states god did what he did because he was mad at what they could accomplish. His words were "If they can do this, then nothing they attempt to do will be impossible" indicating two lovely things. The first being he was jealous of what they could and might accomplish without him showing his pettiness. Secondly it shows that he was just as mad that they would desire to build something so great it would make them known world wide...which also shows how jealous he is that something great was built and not in his name or honor. God never said they had to cover the earth and then multiply he said to be fruitful and many do that you can cover the earth. Makes you wonder yet again what his plan was if Adam and Eve did not eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge and instead ate of the fruit from the tree of life and nobody would have ever died. Infact DM2525 has a lovely animation of that outcome.

@@danielessex2162 - Atheists are themselves Religious People. Saying that is not the same as saying "Atheism is a Religion". You Will of course ignore that I said that and insist I called Atheism a Religion, whilst Ignoring the Fact that You hold a Shared Communal Belief System as is evidenced By your Defence of Your Pastor, The Pastor Darkmatter2525. You should at least though say Christian instead of Religious People. I Realise that in the Past You lot did say Christian, then were Criticized for exclusively attacking ONLY Christianity, or nearly so, with the exception of Occasionally attacking Islam, but its not like saying "Religious People' instead of "Christians": makes that Complaint go away, as You aren't Attacking All Religions Equally, You are still attacking just Christians. You of course say "Many Religious People" say Things but don;t Name any. I also don't Really Care. You can't Prove what I said is False by discussing what "Many Religious People" say. Also, the story Doesn't mention god at all. The Story does mention God. Capital G. the word God is used as a Name. Type in "God Capitalisation Grammar". Militant Atheists leave go in Lower Case to be Insulting. Its Childish. It is also bad Grammar. And My Misspellings if any are Accidental. Yours are Deliberate. You're also Wrong. Nothing in the Text says God was Angry over what they could Accomplish. You taking that One sentence to Mean that doesn't Mean it says that. Read more of it, it says Noting of God;s Anger being caused By Men being able to accomplish Anything. Gen 11; 5 And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. Gen 11; 6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Gen 11; 7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. Gen 11; 8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city. Gen 11; 9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth. This doesn't Prove what I said, that;s in an Earlier part, but Will in a Moment. But here is the Issue for the Moment. Nothing in this says God was Angry over man being able to accomplish Anything He Imagines and Nothing suggests that other than You saying that is what was meant by God Observing Man's Ability to accomplish. Personal Interpretations like that are not substantive Fact, especially since you are biased. Oh and calling Me Biased won't Prove I am Wrong, just as Me calling You Biased doesn't Prove You are Wrong. But, I see how You want to depict Christianity s Evil, You have Not shown Anything I have said that would Justify Your Beliefs that I Invent excuses to save it. Returning to what I said Earlier, and ho I Promised To show God's Anger was over not Spreading over the Earth, I shall present the relevant Materials. Before I d, though, I shall Quote You. To ensure You Know what I am addressing. Now, You said This. "God never said they had to cover the earth and then multiply he said to be fruitful and many do that you can cover the earth." You go on to Talk about Adam and Eve. But, We're not Talking about Adam an Eve, but of The World post Noah's Flood. In Genesis 9; 1, Gen 9; 1 And God gave his blessing to Noah and his sons, and said, Be fertile, and have increase, and make the earth full. Make The Earth Full does carry the Implication of spreading over it. I Know You Will insist it just means having a lot of Children but, the Verse does clearly Say Make the Eth Full, which would not happen if the Population was concentrated in One City or its surrounding Area. Contrary to This Cartoon, which has them say They had been living in The Plains of Shinar for a Long Time, the text says they had been Wondering, so its silly to Think they had been there for a Long Time. And their Motive for Building The City and Tower is that they would not be Scattered. So, You have God saying Fill the Earth and them saying lets not Scatter. Its not hard to put these Pieces together. Then again, it;d Require actually Reading The Bible and Trying to Understand it. Yo lot say You've Read it, most of You say You Read it as "Believers" and "De-Converted" because of it, but You then repeat the same Arguments that are Popular on Atheist Websites and never seem to Know of the Details. Like when You say God Hardened Pharoah's Heart and act like it is Mind Control and call Me stupid for saying The Text also says Pharaoh hardened His own Heart. God didn't harden Pharoah's Heart though Mind Control, He hardened it by making a Demand that was an Affront to Pharoah's sense of Self Importance. Pharoah's Response to God's Demand was t Harden his heart. Go Hardened it in the sense that God gave the Demand, but He did not Cause it in a direct, personal way. My Explanation Will be Written off as Apologetics, which to You means Dishonesty and Excuses, but that won't mean I am Wrong. But You do expose Your own Baises here. You Really do just want Excuses to Find Fault with Christianity. "Makes you wonder yet again what his plan was if Adam and Eve did not eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge and instead ate of the fruit from the tree of life and nobody would have ever died. In fact DM2525 has a lovely animation of that outcome." So, You don;t Really Wonder what would have happened had they not Eaten from The Tre of Knowledge and had Eaten from The Tre Of Life instead. You Know what would happen. Pastor Darkmatter 2525 has a Lovely Animation about it. Too bad Darkmatter2525's Speculation is not Reality. Also, its not "The Tree of Knowledge". Its "The Tree Of The Knowledge of Good And Evil". You also Beg too many Questions. Such as Assuming it was God;'s Plan that they should Eat from The Fruit Of The Tree Of The Knowledge of Good And Evil. You may say God is All Knowing so He Knew They would, but if that is the Case, then Darkmatter's entire Lovely Animation doesn't Work. How can God be Wrong? If He planned on them Partaking of The Fruit, but they did not, then He did not Know the Future. Based on the very Premise of the Cartoon, God cannot have Perfect Knowledge of The Future. I am not saying this as it is My Belief or Christian Beliefs, but rather, it is assume in the Video itself. Also, in Regards to perfect Knowledge of The Future, Assuming God des not have Perfect Knowledge of The Future does not Mean he has No Knowledge of The Future, but You Will now assume He had None but, that's not what I said. Tough how much or how Little God has I don;t Know given Darkmatter is unclear on this. Further, if We do assume God did not have Perfect Knowledge of The Future, even if He had Some Knowledge of it, it is not Rational to assume God Planned for Adam and Eve to Partake of The Fruit. Darkmatter2525 Assumes it is "God's Plan" but gives No basis for this beyond a Superficial appeal to Christians saying various events are part of God;s Perfect Plan. Without Knowing exactly what that means, it is a very Unconvincing Argument to say Adam and Eve partaking of The Fruit was Part of God;s Plan. Especially in Light of God being capable of being Wrong under Darkmatters supposition. Assuming God had planned Humanity to Sin is itself an unjustified Assumption. Not that You gave it any Thought. All You care about is Ridiculing Christianity as Irrational an Stupid. You are unconcerned with if Your Own Arguments are Coherent or Rational, so Long as You can get People to focus on Christians an see them as Irrational. This is not about Logic, Critical Thinking, and basing Your Beliefs on Evidence, its about Blind Hatred and Irrational Contempt.

@Joseph Jacobs honestly reading the Bible is when I started having question’s

He’s actually got me to study the Bible. I’ve been a non believer of all gods my life while life and when I got into “atheism” like watching the old debates with hitchens some years back, I never studied the Bible and took the word of the people talking about it, it was only when darkmatter listed the verses when I started studying it. And yeah he stays true to the stories. Verbatim! Lol.

More atheists have been made out of people actually reading the bible.

You think that's fun? Ask a christian to tell you the story of Adam and Eve, and then challenge them to find it in the bible. Hint: _it's not in there._ The bits and pieces are present, but the story you'll hear is made up of parts of two completely different fairytales mashed together from different conflicting chapters. There's a reason why reading the bible is the #1 way christians deconvert. It reads like a bad mash-up fanfic _at best._

Darkmatter did Exaggerate. And Misrepresent.

When I was a Christian, bible stories always felt similar to greek mythology stories

@@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527 It makes a lot of sense. In both these stories the god/gods are portrayed as petty, micromanaging, narcissistic, murderous assholes. And the Bible is the one to claim that their god is omnibenevolent.

Its also Misleading since it gives the impression that what he is saying is accurate when its not.

@@skwills1629 Can you name any inaccuracies?

@@---yl4mf I have been. But all it gets Me is Accusations that I am Fine with Child Rape. Or else that The Inaccuracies are "Trivial", so s to Mitigate and eventually Deny the Claim that they are Accurate was correct. But the examples I listed can be found. I'll give One. I stick to the Ones I have already given. I can name others. Goliath. In Darkmatter2525's Video on The story of how David Slew Goliath, He has Goliath standing open and alone in a Field, with only a Sword as a Weapon, and not even Wearing a Shirt. He also uses a Verse to claim David had Superpowers. This is because David said He killed a Lion and a Bear, and as He had done this would also Kill Goliath. Darkmatter then depicts David as Punching with his Fists Lions and bears, killing Earth with one Blow. he uses this to say David was given Superpowers by God and the Story is not Really about a Weaker or Smaller opponent defeating a Superior enemy but about a Guy with Superpowers killing a man who is effectively helpless. The Biblical text says David Killed Goliath with a Sling, not Superpowers, and since David said in The Biblically text Killing Goliath would be the same as the Lion and Bear (both Single, not plural) he had already killed it is more Reasonable to Assume He used a Sling to Kill them and not his are hands, and certainly not in One Hit. Further, Goliath was issuing a Challenge of Personal Combat. This is an Ancient tradition whose Purpose is to Limit the Number of overall Casualties in a War if the forces are generally not willing to absord those losses. Even had Goliath appeared on an open Field just as Darkmatter presented, His statement that they were all Afraid of Goliath even though they had an Army and he was all alone and could have killed Him , or at least Shot Him with an Arrow, is absurd. Goliath represented The Philistine Army, and while the Rules of Engagement were loose in these Situations, No one would accept Goliath's Defeat as Fair if an Archer killed Him from a Hilltop while un cover without having accepted the Duel. Killing Goliath would result in The Philistines charging. Which also brings up the Fact that Goliath was simply the Champion of The Philistines Army. He was not completely Alone. Speaking of how He was Alone, this is nit even Tree of the Field when he issued The Challenge. The text also says Goliath had a Shield barer who advanced ahead of Him, on a Chariot, carrying a Shield. Given He had a Chariot and You can look up Shields used ijn the period, You can Confirm the Shield was likely Rather large since it was carried on a Chariot therefore capable of providing cover for The Charioteer and Goliath.The Charioteer did not have to carry it personally as it could be Mounted Securely until needed on the Side or front of The Chariot and Lifted into Place Rapidly. Goliath was thus not unprotected. Speaking of protection, Goliath is also described as having Scale Armour. He was not Standing Shirtless. Of course if You are like those here who I have already told This to, You Will act like whether Goliath was Shirtless or not is what I cared about and claim it is a Minor Detail to this Make believe Fairy Tale, and doesn't matter if He had a Shirt on, as if there is o Difference from Wearing Armour an going unprotested and Exposed into battle. I can also discuss THIS Video's Problems but You won;t Listen to it either. it also is less Blatant. But this is just an Example.

@@skwills1629 Maybe I'll search for the goliath video, but I was asking about this specific video, the tower of babel one. At a quick glance though it does look like most of the stuff you point out may technically be an inaccuarcy, but I am inclined to agree that they strike me as irrelevant inaccuracies. If you reenacted the scene of hitler committing suicide and the gun is in his wrong hand and the number of bullets in the gun doesn't match, that IS inaccurate. Well spotted. But the important core elements still match. If you portrayed it as if he took poison while standing on a mountain, now THAT would be some significant inaccuracies. So with that in mind: yes, there is obviously no mention of god taking a shower for example. But I am curious, what exactly in the parts where he directly references quotes are significant inaccuracies in THIS video according to you?

@@---yl4mf - When You say something like this, it is not Irrelevant. "Golaith Stood Alone in the Field, Challenging tem. They were all Afraid of Him, even though they were an Army an he was just One Guy." Acting as if Goliath was standing in a Field Challenging an Entire Army and the Army Feared Him as if He;s just some Giy who Challenged the Army for No Reason is not Irrelevant. Neither is Asking Why they didn't just Shoot Him. Or depicting Him with No Armour. When dealing with Combat, Armour is Hugely Important, and the Real; Situation was Goliath Challenged them to settle the War by Single Combat. They Feared Him because You can't use the Army to beat Goliath without the Philistine Arm,y Advancing on you. And Darkmatter made a IG DAL Out of David Having Superpowers, spits Stupid to think a Guy with Superpowers winning a Fight proved Anything about Courage or How Hard it would be. After akll, Davids Superpowers gave him an Advantage over Goliath. The Entire Point of His Video is, Christians ignore their Own Bible saying David Had Superpowers, and pretend its an uneven battle that Favoured Goliath when its Really about a guy name David who had Superpowers who Easily Dispatched Goliath so its not all that Inspiring. But David did not have Superpowers. Ill cover Babel later. I;ll give iu Time to Read this First so in a few Hours or maybe a Couple of Days.

Many Bible stories are for the purpose of political propaganda.

You can still see God's handiwork the glass dome firmament coming down 360° on a nice clear day. You are without excuse.

@Laughingathwrld Yes. I agree. It is about control of social behaviour by an autocratic ruler.

@@bleirdo_dude Nice little delusion you have there.

@@sigmaoctantis1892 Yahweh's Handiwork: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oMePY8ejnse5m5c.html

Ok

@@nenmaster5218 ok

@First Last ok

Nice!

In other Words, You never Read The Bible. You watched Darkmatter2525 Videos. And other Atheist Videos or Websites. Then to Fit the Role of what You Think an Atheist is supposed to be You claim You Read The Bible.

@@skwills1629 Plenty of Atheists, agnostics, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus and other groups of people have read the Bible without becoming Christians. Maybe it’s a difficult fact for you to accept.

@@skwills1629 KZfaq is an Atheist website? More of a corporate advertising website mixed with original ideas tbh.

Yahweh was completely made up by mankind. IF we're really interested in finding out WHO God is, well......it's easy really. Just look at "The Greater Universal Cosmic Energy of Existence". Not only is it REAL, but it (whatever it is) does indeed exist. Nobody knows exactly WHAT it is, nor do we even know if it even has a personality or not; but alas, whatever IT is, it continues to watch over us from start to finish.

"Could you please be quiet, sir. I'm trying to study."

@@sagatuppercut2960 Haha, oh definitely. Wish I'd thought of that.

Didn't anybody ever tell you that BlAcK pEoPLe cAn'T bE rAcIsT.

@@TermiNation_45669. Unfortunately, two people have said that to me... and they were being serious.

Hebrew Israelite definitely. those wackos need help.

Probably wasn't high enough lol, it is a decent tower, but it doesn't compare to the magnificence of mud and bricks stacked by the combined power of a stone age/bronze age settlement.

@@user-on7jo8nu2y compare my ass lol 😆

That's because he spread out to get there.

I have never been to the top of either the Burj Khalifa or Mia Khalifa, but both of those are my lifelong goals.

Wow. You Really proved Atheists have no Holy Men. Quoting AronRa proves You Think for Yourself. You do Your own Research. You do not get Any Arguments from other Atheists or from Atheist Websites and videos. unlike The Religious, Atheists Think for themselves.

The Bible does not say God Hates Tall Buildings. You do Realise Darkmatter2525 Misepresnted this Right? Also, Why do You idiots say:The Religious; or "Theists" When You attack Christians? I Kmno in the past You were critiised for attacking exclusively Christians and not other Religions, except occassionally Islam, but replacing the word Christian with the word Theist or Religious doens;t mean much if the Argument is the same.

Mandate of Heaven: To be counted righteous always meant to reject evil absolutely thus when being made aware of law thus taking God at his word (word made flesh) hence obedience and sacrifice the test of the heart. It is always been the heart that's been judged (pure) as good or evil. (Persia) Zoroastrianism, Egyptian Book of the Dead, and Ancient China Temple of Heaven (Shang-Di) all prove the only first religion and priesthood of mankind the Melchizedek Priesthood Jesus Christ inherited. Children, free will, and the tower of babel cultural language divide delays Jesus Christ's reign As when he claims throne he is immediately responsible for judging both living and dead. All ancients knew of the promised resurrection of the Dead, virgin birth, and judgement of souls; To be perfect is to be complete according to set standard, mathematical law of absolutes good vs evil. The true opposite of love is selfishness, the epitome of pride is self-righteousness. People confuse pride with its righteous opposite which is Glory/Honor all ancients sought. Good is that of Truth/Holy Lawful Order, and Justice. Evil is that of Lies, unlawful disorder, chaos. Jesus Christ embodies the Law & test of faith/heart concerning righteousness and purity that which is Holy; whereby Jesus Christ the word of God in the flesh is the standard of measure how a person is judged as good or evil based on their choice to recieve God's payment blood covering sacrifice through Jesus Christ. (KJV Bible for English) (Salvation Doctrine: Romans Chapter 10) (Salvation) (Eternal Life) If you confess with the mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that the creator (supreme spirit) Lord of Heaven hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.” Law/Torah/Israel Eternal Kingdom family of God/Law of Life embodied by Jesus Christ the 2nd Adam whose body was born from a virgin mother, Jesus Christ has the authority and dominion of the first man and is the Eldest of the Human Race and First Born resurrected unto Glorification from the Dead. Israel is the church body of Christ Family of God; all people of any nation of the world that choose Righteousness, Honor, and Glory are citizens of Israel the Most High Lord of Heaven's Kingdom. Peace only comes through shed blood finished fulfilled work of the law through complete perfect lawful Holy life of the only promised Messiah Jesus Christ the only begotton son of God born from a virgin with no corruption from Adam's Seed. (corrupt Mongols & Arabs involved with all evil fornications and all sins, murders, lies built islam the religion; muslim is not a race and not a bloodline of people) Mohammad is the only person who started making people attempt to call the creator God by the false title allah the pagan moon god which means muslims worship Lucifer by not worshipping God and his body/word in Flesh Jesus Christ only begotton son of Creator Supreme Spirit being the 2nd Adam

@@7EvanPAC789 - Allah means The God in Arabic, and was used by Christians before Isalm came to be. Allah was not the name of a Moon god.

@@skwills1629 you literally just lied, fact check yourself. Mohammad is the one who forced arabic speaking people to lie and record allah means God when it is derived from the pagan moon god.

@@7EvanPAC789 - What Evidence do You hav that Muhammad forced people to say Allah means God when it was Originally a pagan moon god? I have Etymology. Arabic is a Semitic Language Related to Hebrew. Allah is from a Comntraction, Al-Illah. Illah is from Eloah. Al means The, Eloah means God, Illa means God. Here is from Etymonline. Allah Arabic name for the Supreme Being, 1702, Alha, from Arabic Allah, contraction of al-Ilah, literally "the God," from al "the" + Ilah "God," which is cognate with Aramaic elah, Hebrew eloah (see Elohim).

What you mean is you used a Roman Catholic false Bible perversion and did not read the accurate event in correct account detail.

Mandate of Heaven: To be counted righteous always meant to reject evil absolutely thus when being made aware of law thus taking God at his word (word made flesh) hence obedience and sacrifice the test of the heart. It is always been the heart that's been judged (pure) as good or evil. (Persia) Zoroastrianism, Egyptian Book of the Dead, and Ancient China Temple of Heaven (Shang-Di) all prove the only first religion and priesthood of mankind the Melchizedek Priesthood Jesus Christ inherited. Children, free will, and the tower of babel cultural language divide delays Jesus Christ's reign As when he claims throne he is immediately responsible for judging both living and dead. All ancients knew of the promised resurrection of the Dead, virgin birth, and judgement of souls; To be perfect is to be complete according to set standard, mathematical law of absolutes good vs evil. The true opposite of love is selfishness, the epitome of pride is self-righteousness. People confuse pride with its righteous opposite which is Glory/Honor all ancients sought. Good is that of Truth/Holy Lawful Order, and Justice. Evil is that of Lies, unlawful disorder, chaos. Jesus Christ embodies the Law & test of faith/heart concerning righteousness and purity that which is Holy; whereby Jesus Christ the word of God in the flesh is the standard of measure how a person is judged as good or evil based on their choice to recieve God's payment blood covering sacrifice through Jesus Christ. (KJV Bible for English) (Salvation Doctrine: Romans Chapter 10) (Salvation) (Eternal Life) If you confess with the mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that the creator (supreme spirit) Lord of Heaven hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.” Law/Torah/Israel Eternal Kingdom family of God/Law of Life embodied by Jesus Christ the 2nd Adam whose body was born from a virgin mother, Jesus Christ has the authority and dominion of the first man and is the Eldest of the Human Race and First Born resurrected unto Glorification from the Dead. Israel is the church body of Christ Family of God; all people of any nation of the world that choose Righteousness, Honor, and Glory are citizens of Israel the Most High Lord of Heaven's Kingdom. Peace only comes through shed blood finished fulfilled work of the law through complete perfect lawful Holy life of the only promised Messiah Jesus Christ the only begotton son of God born from a virgin with no corruption from Adam's Seed. (corrupt Mongols & Arabs involved with all evil fornications and all sins, murders, lies built islam the religion; muslim is not a race and not a bloodline of people) Mohammad is the only person who started making people attempt to call the creator God by the false title allah the pagan moon god which means muslims worship Lucifer by not worshipping God and his body/word in Flesh Jesus Christ only begotton son of Creator Supreme Spirit being the 2nd Adam

Lol the fact you think the Bible has to be defended is a joke, The Bible is always lawful, Holy, and correct about all it details.

Godsin, I'm glad you were able to overcome Christian indoctrination, and you can now look back and see how crazy it is. I applaud you.

@@jonstone9741 the Roman Catholic Church is not christianity, Christianity was never crazy and you are deluded to think a world Government can exist without the Creator ruling it.

I sincerely believe the bible is just a collection of Brother's Grimm-like stories with a moral at the end.

@@beefortebrea9386 youre giving them too much credit, most bible stories dont have an actual moral, apologists have to bend over backwards to make one up.

@@kapwns and by far when they have a moral it's grovel before God.

"I also point out how like 2 paragraphs earlier the book even says people spoke different languages" > Where is that? I think you're wrong.

@@keyinlolkeyinlol1835 They built a mud tower together obviously!😆

Serious question: why would God need a penis?

Or Shin Megami Tensei.

Many stories in the Bible are like that. Pharaoh was afraid that the Hebrew slaves would overthrow him so he ordered the massacre of Hebrew infants. Or how King Herod tried to kill Jesus by murdering all the baby Hebrew boys. This theme is common in many religions/mythologies, especially in Greek mythology, one example being Cronus trying to kill his children including Zeus. Another example is in Roman mythology when the evil King Amulius tries to drown the hero babies Romulus and Remus. Or another Greek myth, that of Perseus, who is almost drowned by his grandfather King Acrisius of Argos. These types of stories even exist as far away as central Africa, where in Nyanga mythology the hero Mwindo is almost killed by his father Chief Shemwindo because he is afraid of Mwindo's authority. A few other examples of fathers killing their own sons and actually succeeding in doing so includes Mordred who died at the hands of his father King Arthur; Sohrab, a son who was killed by his father Rostam; and in Germanic legend the son Hadubrand is killed by his father Hildebrand.

@@TheRedRaccoonDog Another SMT fan? Ah yes, a fellow man of culture.

It's it interesting how there's a theme of a god (or gods) worrying about the progress of mankind? Genesis 3:22; 11:6

@@tothboy01 at least Greek gods were doing that shit among themselves. Praise Zeus!

Excluding the parts of the bible from before that when people spoke different languages already

And God also changed the colors of their skins and made them hate each other because of the colors of their skins.

"cus i dicked up their language"

There is no logical explanation for confusing the languages unless they already had internet or translation ability and it was taken away from them.

@@kiabvaj5656 Yep, even though skin tone is clearly just an environmental adaptation and has been mostly irrelevant in most multi-ethnic nations throughout history.

Welcome to the club 🤗 Imagine me sitting through 12 years of mental torture of having to listen to J.W's preaching these bible stories with dead serious faces. I was 6 yrs old when i woke up. I had to suffer another 6 yrs until i considered myself old enough to get the heck away from these story tellers. (ps. That doesn't mean they ever stopped trying to "save" me, i simply became the "lost sheep" all the way til their last try 18 months ago. Note - I am 57 now. You'd think they would have stopped trying by now, but, that is how convinced they are of that these old stories are somehow a threat to my existence on planet earth. It's all the stuff of a loopie ward.)

@@blu4085 It's crazy!!! Because you were in the j.w's and I was in the most strict evangelical church and like you still ti this date they keep trying to get you back in... lol

Mandate of Heaven: To be counted righteous always meant to reject evil absolutely thus when being made aware of law thus taking God at his word (word made flesh) hence obedience and sacrifice the test of the heart. It is always been the heart that's been judged (pure) as good or evil. (Persia) Zoroastrianism, Egyptian Book of the Dead, and Ancient China Temple of Heaven (Shang-Di) all prove the only first religion and priesthood of mankind the Melchizedek Priesthood Jesus Christ inherited. Children, free will, and the tower of babel cultural language divide delays Jesus Christ's reign As when he claims throne he is immediately responsible for judging both living and dead. All ancients knew of the promised resurrection of the Dead, virgin birth, and judgement of souls; To be perfect is to be complete according to set standard, mathematical law of absolutes good vs evil. The true opposite of love is selfishness, the epitome of pride is self-righteousness. People confuse pride with its righteous opposite which is Glory/Honor all ancients sought. Good is that of Truth/Holy Lawful Order, and Justice. Evil is that of Lies, unlawful disorder, chaos. Jesus Christ embodies the Law & test of faith/heart concerning righteousness and purity that which is Holy; whereby Jesus Christ the word of God in the flesh is the standard of measure how a person is judged as good or evil based on their choice to recieve God's payment blood covering sacrifice through Jesus Christ. (KJV Bible for English) (Salvation Doctrine: Romans Chapter 10) (Salvation) (Eternal Life) If you confess with the mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that the creator (supreme spirit) Lord of Heaven hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.” Law/Torah/Israel Eternal Kingdom family of God/Law of Life embodied by Jesus Christ the 2nd Adam whose body was born from a virgin mother, Jesus Christ has the authority and dominion of the first man and is the Eldest of the Human Race and First Born resurrected unto Glorification from the Dead. Israel is the church body of Christ Family of God; all people of any nation of the world that choose Righteousness, Honor, and Glory are citizens of Israel the Most High Lord of Heaven's Kingdom. Peace only comes through shed blood finished fulfilled work of the law through complete perfect lawful Holy life of the only promised Messiah Jesus Christ the only begotton son of God born from a virgin with no corruption from Adam's Seed. (corrupt Mongols & Arabs involved with all evil fornications and all sins, murders, lies built islam the religion; muslim is not a race and not a bloodline of people) Mohammad is the only person who started making people attempt to call the creator God by the false title allah the pagan moon god which means muslims worship Lucifer by not worshipping God and his body/word in Flesh Jesus Christ only begotton son of Creator Supreme Spirit being the 2nd Adam

Oh man serious tell me something new and real...😒

@@jancavelli for you to like the trash content with no real substance that DarkMatter has made proves how fake of a person you are out of touch with the full truth, Dead to the Holy Spirit, you never sought God's face truthfully nor did you ever bother learning how to communicate by spirit.

Now your getting it! I'm so gonna SCATTER!!! LMFAO!!! I love you man!!!

If they kill you that's a pretty solid argument, no?

@@cockycookie1 We never actually die, just transformed. We are straight energy! As is our creator! And "THEY" better pack a lunch!

@@cockycookie1 it was a sacrifice, just like Jesus

@@cockycookie1 They killed Jesus and people still think he's god

I know right ? Not to mention even if such a thing did happen any god who would be scared by it is not all powerful. Not only does it show the God is scared of being overthrown by people which would imply he is week. But this would likewise mean human's could surpass the God. The two kinda go hand and hand together don't they ? But the towel of babel story is definitely mythology and anyone who thinkwise doesn't know a thing or two about myths.

@@Raiden-the-Goat32 *weak *humans *thinks otherwise

When they go like "Shut up, it's in the Bible, so that means it's right", you know they're not to be trusted

And will dedicate their entire lives to it and even kill or condemn others in the name of it. Will refuse to associate with anyone who doesn't buy it

@@toob_noob4381 They are the most fucked up people in the world, how do I know, I use to be one.

@@gleanerman2195 Me too

@@sammur1977 "a Man woke from coma speaking Mandarin" Did he happen to speak Mandarin before going into the coma?

@@sammur1977 I've heard about the accent thing before, but in so far as that is even real (can you offer any decent source for the Mandarin thing?), that could a result of a neurological disorder or affected motor skills. If the trauma/coma made your brain decide to push your tongue forward more while speaking you suddenly develops a Spanish lisp for example. Moral values aren't 'hardwired , nothing even close to that. We can theorize about the powers of wizards and the biology of Klingons all day (and there is some entertainment value in that), but if we are discussing reality then you first need to prove that a god (which one?) exists before you can attribute any actions to it.

I teach and sometimes I look up ways to say "break" in obscure languages or even make a word up. I haven't been misunderstood once. Well it's braguh time!

Also Yahweh: “I’m Omniscient, so I know this won’t work, but I’ll do it anyway.”

That's what made me get stuck on this channel - the brilliant retellings. Although they are satirical they aren't misrepresenting the actual content of the bible - that's not as easy as one thinks but very important.

At least he's past making every ancient king look like Donald Trump. What was up with that anyway?

@@kai_plays_khomus Yes me too me too! Entertaining & make you think.

@@RedwoodTheElf Well, the biblical kings are usually depicted as megalomanic toddlers with limited cognitive capacities, so it is a pretty obvious choice.

@@kai_plays_khomus More like "Trump Bad Wah"

Try to read the strory for yourself, genesis 11. Don't make your hypothesis based on a meme cartoon

Especially when they scatter and create their own gods that are just as unbelievable as Yahweh.

@@AssassinoJake Blame Satan!

‘Tleft throw Bag, then I go quick, le.r99inyomouth Quad ‘Felt like harm enough, so getget

Very interesting. Yeah, I think once you get started, everyone would probably get the idea.

@@DarkMatter2525 I remember a professor telling me about how despite American slaves coming from different places, they started combining their backgrounds and languages into a unified culture. I remember him mentioning that some people spend their entire career studying that evolution. I don't know the full extent of this but I found it really interesting.

Not really surprising

Yahweh, haveth a seat over yonder!

Crack is a powerful drug.

You know what I believe you 🤣

Что??!

How nice, you love being a dolt too like DM. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gM99pN1_xL-3iIk.html The odds are NOT there. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jZePfqiHxqndkXU.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r71pmsSo38Cwo58.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/msqRpLam2dqZkas.html

I just realized recently that "The Wizard of Oz" has a strongly atheistic message. God is a fake.

Same with arabic, was reversed too

@@husseinmohammed8654 I guess that is true for all semitic languages?

@@-_-president-_-richardson-9705 Yes propably 😕

@@husseinmohammed8654 Interesting to think that all of them evolved from Akkadian.A language that was spoken 6 thousand years ago!

@@-_-president-_-richardson-9705 I just learned a few words that still in use in iraqi slang local arabic, it have nothing to do with arabic, used only here in iraq, its from summerian language, i was surprised by it. It gives me goosebumps

he didn't rise very far IYKWIM

@@TheReaverOfDarkness ssshhhh he has come back to us

@@VacadoRay is he going to come on my back?

@@TheReaverOfDarkness maybe.....if your into that kind of thing

@@VacadoRay Someone showed up to my door and told me that he already came, I just didn't notice.

that actually makes more since that the gods would get in our way rather than help us.

No Evidence for what You said of course, its just a Cheap gmmick

@@skwills1629 Damn, you don’t sleep either, welcome to the late night squad. I seen you in these comments sections before. Yes my personal FBI agent, I know I look bad lmao

And Yahweh/Allah is one of them, don't forget....

@@skwills1629 we have plenty of evidence of how theological views evolved in the ANE between ~3400bce - 1500bce. it's an entire field of study

Lol same

Still waiting for god to click this video. Don't hold your breath.

300 000 000 meters/second

Only because an iron chariot got in his way.

@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib or maybe he was in the shower when the video got uploaded

Try change the location to Rome.

@@jobob9643 I don't believe it could make sense in any place, any time period, or any language. 🤔😂🤪

I didnt question it as a child. Thought it was fact. Tbf if I questioned things as a Jehovas Witness things would not turn up great. Today I can see how stupid it is

@@Jonqen We lived as SDA for awhile when I was a child, so I know what you mean. I just got called down for it, punished, called down for another question, punished... But I NEVER stopped the questions. If the preachers had all of the answers somewhere in their books, I didn't see the harm in the clarification of a few misunderstandings. 🤓🤪😂🤣😂 I have an older brother that converted to the Mormans in his 20', and a Southern Baptist sister. We are all that is left now. We all can't be right, but we all could be wrong. If I'm right, I'll never know it. If my brother is right, I'll get another chance in the spirit realm, if my sister is right, then the good ole', "once saved, always saved," has got me covered. Guess I have to get used to the fact, that we'll never know that I was right. 😆

@@perplexedpapa Haha good one. I actually questioned things as a really young child, like how I thought it was unfair that Moses wasnt allowed into the promised land. As I grew older I became more fearful and didnt wanna die in Harmageddon. At least Jehovas Witnesses doesnt believe in hell so if they are right we will just be non-existing again

Then: sister and slave fucking God-sanctioned, God-commanded.🤤 Now: 😳😤🤨🤮

Brother in rationality xD

Metaphorically of course. Lol

@@mellowwind1731 absolutely 💯! We should judge each other mentally not racially. Good correction/self correction.

@@The667tony I like it cos it’s like a play on brother in Christ ^.^ Good one 👍

@@mellowwind1731 I'm really high, so I'll re read this later on.

He shows how easy it is to make fun of the entire bible by using simple good sense and logic. 😊

@@debbys-abqnm4537 did u know how many times i asked darkmatter to make funny vides ALOT

@@debbys-abqnm4537 facts my dude

@@juehju -- "facts my dude"??? You're hilarious! You give me a warm chuckle on a freezing (32F) cloudy morning!

@@debbys-abqnm4537 - The is no Goo Sense and Logic in his videos though. he has to Lie about what The Bible says.

Что??

*accidentally* I would back up twice to be sure.

A god-strike instead of the more common bird-strike

Imagine cleaning out god guts from the jet engine

I doubt they'll even watch it.

I've got a friend I'm tempted to send it to, but I won't. She'd find it hilarious, and then spend the next day beating herself up for being a "bad Christian". Religion sucks.

@@martinmckee5333 Bro do it, she'll put the blame on herself. Live a little!

@@alexanderthemidI Funny enough, I actually care if my friends are in pain... even when it's clearly self inflicted. Imagine that!

@@martinmckee5333 Never thought about that..