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How to Know if the Drug You’re Snorting Isn’t Cocaine - Thomas Lennon
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Күн бұрынThomas Lennon remembers accidentally doing PCP and compares parenting to a prison sentence.
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@mythichysteria124 5 жыл бұрын
Dude looks a James Bond villain. That's a compliment too
@TititoDeBologay 5 жыл бұрын
He'd made a fantastic one.
@cnsmooth 5 жыл бұрын
Great comment, although he looks a bit too comical in my eyes. Maybe a comic relief sidekick?
@KalElKryptonsFinest 5 жыл бұрын
@@cnsmooth imagine him acting the villain,and try not to laugh. He'd be great. A super gay, super murderous Bond villain is in order.
@BigBossMan257 5 жыл бұрын
Like if Charlie sheen was playing goldfinger
@ChaudharyAakarsh 5 жыл бұрын
I would do PCP than sit through one of his stand up its sad
@flex_piper 5 жыл бұрын
When the dude snorting something in the bathroom is totally psyched to share it with you, That might not be cocaine". Valuable advice 👍
@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE 5 жыл бұрын
Flex Piper yep
@Danielle33384 5 жыл бұрын
Flex Piper definitely not anyone with cocaine 😂
@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE 5 жыл бұрын
Danielle laughing out loud, right
@user-gh8wt2zi2n 5 жыл бұрын
Unless they also want to have sex with you or are a drug dealer or both
@mysterym444 4 жыл бұрын
Just heard that story a few days ago. Apparently he was up for a day and thought people were on the back of his work truck.
@remyamathew936 5 жыл бұрын
His looks and general demeanor makes me feel as if I'm about to board the titanic :D
@popeye697 5 жыл бұрын
Nooooo!!! Don't do it!!!!
@Peeze16 5 жыл бұрын
@@popeye697 why, what's the problem?
@braylen8444 5 жыл бұрын
General*
@moxieous 5 жыл бұрын
IceSpamzzz man shut the fuck up
@dylandead8759 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤘
@prestonage 5 жыл бұрын
He somehow looks younger than he did on Reno 911 a decade ago.
@DiscoDashco 5 жыл бұрын
Filthy Concertgoer wanna see someone else who looks like they’re getting younger, check out Drew Carey in a stand up series called “This Isn’t Happening”, also on Comedy Central Stand Up.
@wizardgamer131 5 жыл бұрын
He just said he was on coke back then
@uniqueusername3574 4 жыл бұрын
Botox and make up
@tamil8108 4 жыл бұрын
Meth and roller skating. Gets ya in the good range for BMI.
@koopspook 4 жыл бұрын
@@tamil8108 on meth, you lose weight even while sitting on the couch
@ChaseHLee 5 жыл бұрын
He should have played Ron Swanson’s flamboyant younger brother.
@rctecopyright 5 жыл бұрын
Rand Swanson
@yannisbarrientos5233 5 жыл бұрын
Yessssssssssss
@sebastianjesberg7613 5 жыл бұрын
that would be perfect
@gigiarmany4332 5 жыл бұрын
OMG.. you are soooo right..the voice, the look , younger brother from another mother👍🏾😂🤣😂🤪
@maxfirkins5983 5 жыл бұрын
He was on Tigerbelly and said he actually read for the part of Ron Swanson
@EscapeCondition 5 жыл бұрын
Officer Dangle is the man. Had no idea his standup was this good will have to try to see him live.
@marissaanderss6762 5 жыл бұрын
@S H what's your point? Want a cookie?
@JonasPolsky 5 жыл бұрын
LIEUTENANT Dangle
@Madkalibyr 5 жыл бұрын
Same here man
@jerkfudgewater147 5 жыл бұрын
You should look up his previous shows “Viva Variety” and “The State” there are bits of it here on youtube
@CptJumper 5 жыл бұрын
WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS IT UH AH TO THE WHAT NOW IT'S SUGES BIRTHDAY, SURE KNIGHTS BIRTHDAY!!!
@malcolmtudor8039 4 жыл бұрын
Loved him as one of the flamboyant assassin's in Archer. He completely nailed that role.
@michelleespino9814 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I can just see it now
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
Which season was he in? Ngl, the show’s a bit of a chore to binge. But I like this comedian so I might push through.
@glefferyglepsteinglidntgli3037 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheesecakelasagna You will rot in hell for saying that about Archer.
@MrKinir 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could find that info on imdb, they list a lot of things
@CollinMcLean 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness that's why he sounded so familiar!
@handlotion8244 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a detective who needs to solve the mystery of an artpiece he stole himself
@tmzebe530 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is so underrated.
@joshmoore2908 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m basically a ghost now. I’m a parent (apparent).” Bars.
@ChristianBybjerg 3 жыл бұрын
Apparent means clearly visible or obvious, so not bars
@joelthomas2698 3 жыл бұрын
apparent =/= transparent
@joshmoore2908 3 жыл бұрын
@@joelthomas2698 Eh. Tomato/Potato
@parkbench80 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristianBybjerg yeah but a ghost is also called an apparition
@HammerK99 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, I'm just goofin'; new boot goofin'"
@iknowyourerightbut9392 4 жыл бұрын
I said this when I got issued my boots at boot camp and made my drill instructor laugh, but it didn’t work out well for me after lol
@MetalLizardJesus 3 жыл бұрын
Genuine ostrich
@brooksgutfleisch167 3 жыл бұрын
zapateria de bailarina!!
@eggsdabomb 3 жыл бұрын
3 payments!
@EastCoasters 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s my time, don’t forget me, I love you. “ classic awesome comedian line
@clifforddog4127 5 жыл бұрын
I think we found Tony Stark’s dad
@CH1LLS. 5 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr
@oldman8996 4 жыл бұрын
99th like
@1stace2go2space4 4 жыл бұрын
I got 420th like! Also yes, on a spiritual level.
@Birdman2003 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@missadler172 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@oldmannabors3198 5 жыл бұрын
Son. That's not money... That's treasure
@brandonthorpe9905 5 жыл бұрын
Came for the cocaine jokes, stayed for the parenting ones. I miss accidently doing other drugs than the drugs you're trying to do. Kids do calm you down.
@mikee6571 Жыл бұрын
Y'all need better dealers 🤣
@jondoe8o Жыл бұрын
You don’t want that… stop bull…
@pheenmachine 3 жыл бұрын
Always loved Thomas Lennon since The State. Glad to see so many of them are still writing and acting .
@jeakee8422 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact I’m related to him
@darleneorm5593 5 жыл бұрын
From far you could mistake him with Johnny Depp's most normal characters.
@kassandraorona4563 5 жыл бұрын
The one he plays a gangster 😍
@keatonscreations 5 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that!!
@shiestysean 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I squinted and it does look like a lame Depp
@promotechs2540 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@Newt94 5 жыл бұрын
Donnie Brasco is the role I believe you were looking for.
@spenzalii 5 жыл бұрын
Be careful Tom. Big Yogurt is now out to get you...
@CalikushKilla 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of spaceballs
@Cowboymanfromdownunder 5 жыл бұрын
Nah... first it'll go for Ohio.
@mkwilson38 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Big Yogurt will demonetize his ass if he’s not careful!
@savagenectar3634 5 жыл бұрын
Don't play with da Yoplait ; ) LOL
@josephcarl4167 5 жыл бұрын
Does this have a hint of Mitch Hedberg comedy genius to it?
@ericdaniel323 5 жыл бұрын
That exact bathroom event happened to me with my young son recently. Very strange mixture of feelings. I replied exactly the same way - "Yep."
@WeldersOnly 5 жыл бұрын
You were doing PCP with your son in the bathroom?
@ericdaniel323 5 жыл бұрын
@@WeldersOnly in my defense, I thought it was coke...
@WeldersOnly 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericdaniel323 Oooh good, I was thinking "what kind of dad is this guy"
@bdub1590 5 жыл бұрын
Me too, but my son is 23.....🤷🏽♂️
@chrisg4253 5 жыл бұрын
@@bdub1590 sounds about white.
@nicerguise3225 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Lennon is a legend.
@Joelontugs 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is beyond funny i had no clue he did stand up
@joelcontreras4403 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@lalmuanpuiasci-law9887 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! And he's great too!!
@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 жыл бұрын
beyond ?
@seanl1164 5 жыл бұрын
Sloppyballs McGuillicutty The word “beyond” in this case is being used an intensifier. It’s not meant to be taken literally. 😉
@SMPMS8389 5 жыл бұрын
Reno was like 90% improv
@stanzavik 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, who knew this guy could stand up so good
@SmallSpoonBrigade 5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea. It surprises me because he must have learned to do this after already being in the State.
@chibz92 5 жыл бұрын
*well
@Calilou52 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude its crazy, how is he standing on those legs? Its incredible how well he can stand up, ive never seen a human stand up so well. I wish i could stand up but i dont have legs
@jones9309 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a little retarded your hilarious
@stanzavik 5 жыл бұрын
@@chibz92 Naah. I gewgled it
@puddintaine4556 5 жыл бұрын
Reno911 will always be one of the best shows ever made. Give this man more work.
@jones9309 5 жыл бұрын
"If you've never been in a fire in a coalmine. Parenting is the worst thing that will ever happen to you." 😂
@jourdenhallowell5055 5 жыл бұрын
All i can see is him in short shorts and a police out with high boots on.
@zackjacobson1987 5 жыл бұрын
Jourden Hallowell ostrich only
@itsmemario954 5 жыл бұрын
New boot goofin'
@alexpatyababa5221 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@LMerci 5 жыл бұрын
@@itsmemario954 😂🤣
@johnnihil1689 5 жыл бұрын
"Officer down"
@benvasilinda9729 5 жыл бұрын
It’s weird to see him in pants.
@wshutson0304 5 жыл бұрын
They didn’t call him “Dangle” for nothing
@RajivLochanPanda 5 жыл бұрын
This wasn't comedy, these were serious sharing of experiences!
@chand911 5 жыл бұрын
Look at you.
@downsjmmyjones101 5 жыл бұрын
He's not laughing but we are. We're all monsters.
@NovejSpeed3 5 жыл бұрын
Experiences that everyone can relate to makes the best comedy!
@gissneric 5 жыл бұрын
His style of comedy is not my thing. What makes me laugh is when someone shades someone.
@pseudonym5577 5 жыл бұрын
gissneric thank you for sharing
@BillybobSpangleberry 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Lennon hasn’t aged a day since The State on MTV in the early nineties.
@Psyche1978 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@Virjunior01 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, I JUST posted that on someone else's thread. He looks frikkin amazing
@thedarkener 5 жыл бұрын
@biggtexaz Call me old fashioned, but women voters? Welcome to planet Mars! I'll be over in my spaceship!
@drewskibobalouski 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna dip my balls in it 😲
@maximeprometheas 5 жыл бұрын
Aaah! The comments on this thread are a comfort that I am not that old yet... That being said, I wanna dip my baaaalls in it! Louuis! Louuis!...
@IWillHarvestYourToes 5 жыл бұрын
Boy, he is smooth and relentlessly funny.
@MeatVision 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated but on the bright side, he is not Jimmy Fallon
@hayesowens 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm basically a ghost now. I'm apparent."
@hayesowens 3 жыл бұрын
Haha you're totally right.
@ATLsF1N3ST91 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, he's NOT gay???? This guy may be the best actor of all time.......
@daniel100592 4 жыл бұрын
😮
@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын
A person can be flamboyant without being sexually attracted to the same sex. Lol
@ronnysterling7694 4 жыл бұрын
He’s a foppish dandy?
@poison2285 4 жыл бұрын
Amber Ambwee not flamboyant. Just gay
@bsilva3879 4 жыл бұрын
As if there weren't gay parents 🤦♂️ (I think he's gay... And has a son.)
@shapen360 4 жыл бұрын
This man’s appearance and his material could not be more more different.
@rpmhart 5 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT standup. In my experience very few improv actors can make that transition. Bravo TL.
@therealdondada3208 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like the guy on the cover of Blue Oyster Cult/ Agents of Fortune album.🤔🤔
@gringochucha 3 жыл бұрын
Good call
@blake038 5 жыл бұрын
Reno 911 needs to come back !
@mistahappy21 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my bloody god yes I miss that show
@JoelHernandez-yl6yw 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I’m afraid it wouldn’t be to PC for the new gen though
@robyndaniell434 5 жыл бұрын
@Blake Martin "Tacoma F.D." is close, but not a replacement. Really miss Reno 911 (the airbags, Terry, hypothetically speaking).
@aaliyahrammstein6674 5 жыл бұрын
@@JoelHernandez-yl6yw they don't need to watch it then.😉
@aaronlaster8260 5 жыл бұрын
I miss it a lot
@ModernVince 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s my time. Don’t forget me.” Lmfao
@alexfaudel5245 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like he would offer to buy me a shot of bootleg whiskey
@fatimoszek 3 жыл бұрын
" I am basically a ghost now - i am a parent" me and millions other moms and dads out there "yea, thats exactly how it feels"
@theredbaron057 5 жыл бұрын
One of the genuinely funniest people in comedy
@arthurshink8825 3 жыл бұрын
Very talented guy. Very underrated.
@jeakee8422 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact I’m related to him
@thedarkone7110 5 жыл бұрын
Title: "How to Know if the Drug You’re Snorting Isn’t Cocaine". ... but bleep the "asshole" part.
@SaltyViper 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah coke goes in nose poop goes in butt
@yammyxoxesfan3113 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard this guy so I’m psyched to find another favorite stand-up artist.
@KimBlaQue 5 жыл бұрын
He's still so handsome 😍.....God bless him
@Native-Kitty 5 жыл бұрын
I love his voice over acting. Dude is hilarious!!!
@oneworld9071 5 жыл бұрын
That response to "turned out to be PCP" has quite a surprising "laughing knowingly" edge to it :) I tried to describe it to someone in California in mid 70's and the guy said "sounds like....... evil Gumbyland.........!!!!!" It is not the lesser of two evils, btw, and by a long shot.......wicked at best. First time seeing this comedian, reminds me of Jim the hotpants-wearing deputy in "Reno 911" :) Robin Williams' account of cocaine is the epic one, but this guy's got it down too.
@carolinemeyer6228 5 жыл бұрын
One World that IS the hotpants wearing deputy
@jacobmunduz2308 4 жыл бұрын
Met Thomas Lennon today really nice guy great actor also.
@skye8153 3 жыл бұрын
"You look at New York and it's been here forever" *faint European laughter from over the ocean*
@MavidG 5 жыл бұрын
He could be the frank Sinatra of Vegas comedy and run that town. I didn't know he was a good comedian. I do know however that he fills out a pair of khaki shorts very well.
@marshallinnocent5275 5 жыл бұрын
Reno 911 was all improv. He's hilarious when you realize that all his lines in 911 were off the cuff
@theempresss 5 жыл бұрын
It's improv and an amazing show how did you not KNOW he was an amazing comedian. He kills every movie every show
@branon6565 5 жыл бұрын
He's a dude bro, so your comment's just fuckin gross...
@orvarino 5 жыл бұрын
The tempo and phrasing is sublime.
@tbrowntracyj 5 жыл бұрын
Major talent meets professional tenacity Thanks for making people feel happier
@AFishBicycle 5 жыл бұрын
His stand up is smooth as silk and funny AF
@Scxoop123 5 жыл бұрын
He's one of the most underrated comedians of my generation
@narwhool 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Lennon is a gift to humanity
@chuckphilpot7756 5 жыл бұрын
He is about two Wahl strokes away from hitler 😂
@edsp666 3 жыл бұрын
He looks exactly like his name if you read it, had never seen him before and had to picture a person and i love that
@rolandkloka 5 жыл бұрын
He needs a Netflix special
@asantitracey6612 3 жыл бұрын
This man face is the best part of the whole stand up
@AdamTheRaptor 3 жыл бұрын
"Try putting a rattlesnake...into a goat." I was cackling 😂😂😂
@lazyybunnyy 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I remember him from the 2009 movie "17 Again"
@neemaf829 5 жыл бұрын
Didnt he play Zack Efron father in that one?
@metaspherz 5 жыл бұрын
Funny guy. Good act. No doubt he's a comic genius. Novelist too. He wrote an exceptionally hilarious kid novel for adults called 'Ronan Boyle: Bridge of Riddles.' I can hardly wait for the sequel. And I bet it'll be made into a movie eventually.
@SometimesMyself 2 жыл бұрын
Love Thomas Lennon. Love, love, love him.
@All-Hail-Gayle 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect such a dapper and dashing comedian! I finished the whole kid but before looking at the screen.
@gerRule 4 жыл бұрын
Never seen this guy until a minute ago doing his joe exotic impression, he’s funny AF
@Logic783 5 жыл бұрын
People don't seem to know that before Reno 911, he was on an MTV comedy show that played late at night called "The State."
@nlmnyc 5 жыл бұрын
Logic783 or that him and Ben Garant (also on The State and Reno 911) wrote a Night at the Museum and other great comedies.
@leanoramccarthy7726 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Lennon is hilarious!!
@clocksurfer 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Lennon is IMPOSSIBLE to forget. Mr. Laupin!
@TheNaturalPatHarris 5 жыл бұрын
“New Suit Goofing”
@theredball 4 жыл бұрын
Should be the name of his special
@StonkeyDomp 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is soooooo underappreciated!
@nicoledelprete4525 5 жыл бұрын
wow didn't know gomez addams was doing stand up....cool shit
@jamilajones8328 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 wow! New York is such a magical place, even the gangs are into theater! Love it
@TheSeeohhdee 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Lennon and PF Tompkins are true geniuses at manipulating crowds with their diction... bravo.
@HotStrange 5 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious. New Boot Goofin will always be his masterwork, imo.
@albertardiscohn4900 5 жыл бұрын
Storytelling best comedy
@normalthought6283 5 жыл бұрын
"A mobius of terror" lmfaooooo
@danielwilliams4701 4 жыл бұрын
An opera of Nightmares!
@Zerscape 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas is the only comedian that makes me literally laugh out loud. I knew there was a reason why Reno 911 was my favorite show growing up.
@TripleDsBTaylor 5 жыл бұрын
New boot goofin'.
@DreadedLad88 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 now I gotta go watch that episode
@frankgrimes4351 5 жыл бұрын
Ain't worth buying new boots if ya ain't gonna goof around
@HotStrange 5 жыл бұрын
Best episode.
@nickc6842 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that clip
@bobberbear4622 5 жыл бұрын
3 payments
@Pow3llMorgan 5 жыл бұрын
I would give up my eyesight for a mustache as lush and well-defined as Thomas Lennon's.
@BasedDavid 5 жыл бұрын
I grew up watching Reno and loved him, not surprised he’s stand up is hilarious
@abdurrazzaq2314 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't forget me." that line got me❤
@willbouzeneris 5 жыл бұрын
This bit plus his tigerbelly appearance makes me really want to see more of tom lennon
@fat_old_sun 5 жыл бұрын
Heed my word, good folk in the comment section! Go forth and watch the bit from Craig Ferguson's Late Night Show with Thomas Lennon as the robot skeleton. Now.
@johningle1 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, ma'lady. Heading there at once.
@sukebass8502 5 жыл бұрын
On my way...
@stillatin 5 жыл бұрын
@@johningle1 ew.
@GaiaCarney 2 жыл бұрын
Thomas Lennon - phone, keys, GUM 👏🏾 I’ll never forget
@GRNbull98 5 жыл бұрын
This man walked out of a time machine directly onto the stage
@jackmoody3341 5 жыл бұрын
Dude played Leo Getz in Lethal Weapon and Critters: The new batch lol
@matthewstone1660 5 жыл бұрын
Joe pencil played Leo getz
@jackmoody3341 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewstone1660Im talking bout the series
@heidimarchant5438 5 жыл бұрын
I think he looks like Rob Schneider in Down Periscope, I had to do a double take.
@hobobluesclown7337 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Lennon doing stand up?! I love this!!!
@jacobmaheu0213 4 жыл бұрын
I hate how underrated this man is!!!!
@Dafoodmaster 4 жыл бұрын
you other internet addicts out there may know that sometimes there's a central, high quality video that makes it possible for you to settle down, condense all your tabs into one neat window, and just chill. when this dude said "opera of nightmares", i knew this was one of em.
@elizabethstevenson9881 5 жыл бұрын
I've been crushing on this clown since I was 15 watching The State on MTV.
@iBRiDGE380 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. "A mobius of terror" hahahaha ...accurate hahaha
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
Took a long while to find this clip again. His effervescent description of New York keeps sticking to me, too bad it isn’t the title.
@teddybear-sb6711 5 жыл бұрын
Is he Nick Offermans son?
@QuincyPostman 5 жыл бұрын
He's probably older than Nick
@jojojiles 5 жыл бұрын
@@QuincyPostman If wikipedia can be trusted, Nick Offerman's about a month and a half older.
@lowki07 5 жыл бұрын
Officer dangle really looking like John Cleese these days...he should play Basil in an American remake of Fawlty Towers
@Unqualifiedtake 5 жыл бұрын
True, except there should never be a Fawlty Towers remake
@earthbndmissfit 3 жыл бұрын
Thomas Lennon is the best.
@thesalamilids 4 жыл бұрын
this is the one time i’ll thank comedy central for letting me know this guys name
@cland123 5 жыл бұрын
Genuine Ostrich, 3 payment, He's just goofing, New Boot Goofing
@devashriroy 5 жыл бұрын
And my father worked at coal mine and has seen fire at coal mines literally 😂🤣😂🤣
@EJofLA 3 жыл бұрын
Great set- love how he gives the flip side of parenting and NYC, and still looking cute as ever!
@HypotenusLuvTriangle 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him do standup before. Always have loved this guy.
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