Tom Segura Overdoses - This Is Not Happening

Tom Segura Overdoses - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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10 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura returns home from college for the first time and ends up in the emergency room.

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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

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@viberatings7249 4 жыл бұрын

What's up with these gay ass intros

@skejkmk4331 3 жыл бұрын

Aslan T Vorlon pokemon sword and shield

@MountainDuke-music 3 жыл бұрын

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@samuelscales5078 2 жыл бұрын

As long as ari Shaffir isn’t involved. Dude makes me look funny, and let me tell you, I’m not funny

@brianray1698 2 жыл бұрын

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@JWnFlorida Жыл бұрын

Japanese parents are tuff...

@darceyblake2883 Жыл бұрын

Seguuuuuuuu-raa

@rohitiyer285 Жыл бұрын

@@darceyblake2883 smiiiiith

@Lahng_Blackduke Жыл бұрын

Sí, los míos siempre me están empujando a la oficina de correos, también.

@Batmann_ Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@kevinskula7053 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@AutoKeyz 6 жыл бұрын

He’s so good at telling stories. He has this way of making you imagine everything he’s talking about. You’re not even watching him on stage.

@dalriadajohannsen 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! 🤔

@cheebee9684 Жыл бұрын

this is so true man. the way he tells this story, i can visualize every single part of it

@AMPFIELDVISION Жыл бұрын

This is true I didn't even think about it, I wasn't watching him, I was picturing every scene he was describing

@kingsizegaming94 Жыл бұрын

So true! Really enjoying it

@vjha0534 Жыл бұрын

That's the truth!

@EbolaSquirrel 4 жыл бұрын

They should have a sign on each hospital light saying “you’re not dead,you’re in the hospital”

@atartup 4 жыл бұрын

🧕

@adventuresingamedevelopmen5708 4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@samd1405 4 жыл бұрын

why ruin the mystery?

@EbolaSquirrel 4 жыл бұрын

Miller urine

@terrydevlin3486 3 жыл бұрын

But that's half the fun

@astralok 4 жыл бұрын

Was his Drug dealer Ari?

@Rainingsandstone 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Wafflegazm 4 жыл бұрын

Could've been, but Ari gets his drugs from his favorite drug dealers.

@knugen16 4 жыл бұрын

@@Wafflegazm 😂😂😂😂😂

@spacemancam 4 жыл бұрын

Jon Wheeler I was looking for a comment about this 😂

@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@thesishimselfofficiall9470 9 жыл бұрын

I swear he has one of the most epicly perfect deliveries of all time. Period.

@Mist007DD 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his delivery is incredible

@c0m4g1bb 6 жыл бұрын

ThesisHimself that's quite the claim.. Ever heard of Mr George Carlin, Richard Pryor? Or you some fail hard hipster millennial with no culture or genuine taste?

@RevelationNChrist 6 жыл бұрын

_coma_ mad. sad.

@rhinoakee 6 жыл бұрын

_coma_ woah you're like so cultured bro

@HRRRRRDRRRRR 6 жыл бұрын

GUYS! coma has heard of the most popular comics to have lived! Wow, he sure is cultured!

@shooglechic 5 жыл бұрын

I am SO GLAD he survived.

@DyslexicSolMusic 2 жыл бұрын

So am I, just so we could hear this story

@CrazyLocoInsane1 2 жыл бұрын

He loves being in the hospital he was just there after a horrific dunk attempt

@lukastaylor9544 2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@MrMorgs1000 2 жыл бұрын

@@lukastaylor9544 look up Tom Segura basketball accident

@juggaloluke55 2 жыл бұрын

Im sure it didn't happen.... just a skit

@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 4 жыл бұрын

"What did you take??" "Heroin" "ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!" "jk lol" -comedian to the end, and that's what I respect about this man 😁

@Trevorc159 4 жыл бұрын

Ridikipickle Peckinpuff I have a feeling that part is made up. Comedians love to lie to make things funnier

@chrism45 3 жыл бұрын

@@Trevorc159 Yeah and probably the conversations with the doctor mostly.

@charlesfoutch1132 3 жыл бұрын

Did you notice they misspelled heroin?

@jasonc8241 2 жыл бұрын

@@Trevorc159 absolutely. Don’t think jk really was a thing that long ago

@symix. 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonc8241 jk was thing even 20 years ago bro...

@jaylew889 4 жыл бұрын

He's not kidding, we had a party house and someone tried selling a bottle of ghb. When we figured out what it was we just took it from him so it didn't get used inappropriately. We divided up between the 6 of us to try and then poured the rest out. Holy shit it was like drinking 20 beers but not feeling bloated or uncomfortable. Somehow ended up at Walmart making sandwiches in the cold cuts section

@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm 4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@matthewplizga1920 4 жыл бұрын

Jaw Lew Is cool don't forget it he's such a cool guy

@jacobkudrowich 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewplizga1920 so cool cause he robbed the guy of his ghb and got high off it like a mit head.

@pryingeyes1551 3 жыл бұрын

An Asian woman spiked my drink in Portland once. I don't know if she was after my empty wallet or an organ. She got me into a cab with her, but a drunk friend hopped in the car, and she left angrily. My next memory was waking up on my apartment floor with about 20 strangers in the living room. Edit: probably worth mentioning that I was also drunk and taking k-pins twice a day for PTSD. So I'm thankful that I did wake up at all, and with all my organs, I.D.s and credit cards to boot.

@prunehead 3 жыл бұрын

Well aren't you just an absolute arsehole

@donutfam4421 9 жыл бұрын

i didn't want his story to end

@sdry 9 жыл бұрын

It surely fucking felt like it

@asifmetal666 8 жыл бұрын

I was doing those shit back in 97!!! memory

@bennyrodriguez8788 8 жыл бұрын

Me 3

@drhoneybadger 6 жыл бұрын

He's a great speaker

@jerredstuart2992 6 жыл бұрын

I never want any of his stories to end

@bmgag19 8 жыл бұрын

leads me to think, i wonder how many awesome comedians out there have a story like this and died and never made it big to tell the tale.

@bemzen5240 6 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg is probably the best example. He made it big but not at the right time.

@maumbu 6 жыл бұрын

bmgag19 all of them.

@BiG_SorD 5 жыл бұрын

Greg giraldo died from alcoholism he was super funny

@Turk_2023 5 жыл бұрын

@@BiG_SorD Patrice

@sallyho3000 5 жыл бұрын

Plenty.

@bongobob4145 4 жыл бұрын

The bit should be called "How being fat saved my life"

@newthrash1221 4 жыл бұрын

Bongo Bob That would ruin the story and punchline.

@ridgeshepherd4746 3 жыл бұрын

That'd be better as his TED talk

@patientxero8853 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@patientxero8853 3 жыл бұрын

@john steel WTF... THIN PRIVELAGE IS A THING? SINCE WHEN!?

@easytoslip 3 жыл бұрын

Being male I'm sure helps. Can you imagine an obese, unshaven woman telling this story? She'd get absolutely destroyed by people online, not to mention probably booed off the stage lol

@jonnygodoy6772 4 жыл бұрын

That same drug dealer spiked tom’s friend named Bert in his own house

@JW-zl5ju 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaa

@titorazo4910 4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin shafferrrr haha

@rasmussyrjala1370 4 жыл бұрын

Link to dat

@jexikavindictive 4 жыл бұрын

Ari? Lol

@Littlegoblinfatface 4 жыл бұрын

Jakson McLane dude, you are gay.

@Darkmatter105 10 жыл бұрын

Man, I cringed when he said the parents came into the frame. That's almost worse then the actual overdose. The guilt and shame is SO BAD..."just disappointed" is like daggers in the eyes lol.

@bojan705 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that point I snorted coke out thru my nostrills.

@Bravo-Too-Much 4 жыл бұрын

Only if you have good parents though

@breepetals3491 4 жыл бұрын

It really hits home when he said that when his dad said he was disappointed how to not tell him until he can breathe on his own

@yankydoodlepaddy613 4 жыл бұрын

Grow the fuck up

@lollol-qf2ls 4 жыл бұрын

That's how my parents were when they found out I smoked weed 😂😂😂

@XenosSavior 4 жыл бұрын

You can tell Segura is a talented comic (among other reasons) because he artfully takes a story that was to him and would be anyone else very traumatic and full of negative emotions, and makes it genuinely funny. All in his timing and delivery.

@uenragedbro Жыл бұрын

Tragedy+time=comedy

@michaeldoyle4701 3 жыл бұрын

Love Tom as a comedian but you can see how much he’s improved with he’s delivery and presence on the stage

@senseiii3986 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. And his confidence is LEAGUES higher now and he looks great after losing so much weight. Segura is a G

@waynegretzkyy 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this for the first time ever, and apparently Tom has legit been one of the best story tellers. Clear spoken, relaxed and just funny

@winterblossom4446 2 жыл бұрын

you nailed it. its his extremely relaxed delivery. its dry or something. I love listening to him. Nothing is overdone. It just feel so smooth. One of my favorites

@reedusurrights2547 3 ай бұрын

Wayne?

@AliceCullenTH 8 жыл бұрын

I see him and I think, BIKES!

@lubbucs546 8 жыл бұрын

Hold my pocket

@mahatmakanejeeves3706 8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Moody You in prison?

@mahatmakanejeeves3706 8 жыл бұрын

Danny Danko Um....was this book written for 6yr olds?

@samk5842 8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Danko What are you talking about?

@timmykkgb 7 жыл бұрын

Mahatma Kane Jeeves it's a Tom segura joke

@glockism1714 5 жыл бұрын

It all lead up to a fat joke...Toms a genius.

@pantheon6920 4 жыл бұрын

That sudden HUGH gets me everytime

@jakerisi Жыл бұрын

I’ve heard this story at least 3 times and keep coming back. Tom is such a talented storyteller!

@snugglybear182 8 жыл бұрын

joey diaz chilling in the back

@JP-bc8zc 4 жыл бұрын

WHERE!?

@DarthSpringsteen 4 жыл бұрын

@@JP-bc8zc 4:00

@MichaelVitello 4 жыл бұрын

He blends in you can’t really see him

@josephblanchard6248 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo I see him now 😂. But how and/or why did you even notice him in the first place...

@josephblanchard6248 4 жыл бұрын

@@JP-bc8zc he's camouflaged in the dark area, which makes it look like he's standing in the doorway. But you probably won't even notice him until he just randomly moves really quick for a second tho. So just stare @ the dark square-looking area that's located near like the back left until he moves, and then you'll notice him tbh lol.

@EASMEDIA 5 жыл бұрын

this is a GHB commercial

@ZeranZeran 5 жыл бұрын

WHY DOESN'T WALMART SELL IT? GOD DAMN IT

@jameskushman9165 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey calls it GSP,lul!!!

@majidminhas8954 5 жыл бұрын

Georgia Home Boy!

@-Siculus-Hort- 5 жыл бұрын

I love GHB!!! GHB IIIZZZZ THE BEST! I am 40!

@-Siculus-Hort- 5 жыл бұрын

@@majidminhas8954 YES! YES! GEORGIA HOME BOY! I AM SO EXCITED! I love it!

@reddblurr 4 жыл бұрын

The gallon reminds me of the skit from WKUK gallon of PCP

@JohnKerns91 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't even know that came in liquid form.

@MrRomero00 4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnKerns91 I didn't know it came in any other form lmaoo

@zachbrown8421 4 жыл бұрын

JKerns Science!

@deathhzrd 2 жыл бұрын

How long has she been dead Oh about 4 What years ago? PM

@Mgbmax15 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand how he just took drugs without even knowing what they do, THATS why his dad was disappointed lol

@Azzy5k 3 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair a lot of drugs you cant even explain till someone trys them like acid is literally impossible to explain to someone what taking acid is like without that person taking acid because they have not experienced it

@sharibyaku 3 жыл бұрын

It’s called drugs babey. Welcome to the party

@gonzodelphiki2083 3 жыл бұрын

I think you're misinterpreting things a bit

@DyslexicSolMusic 2 жыл бұрын

That's what all teens and young adults do, and it's why I ain't having no kids.

@maui1526 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit late to the party here, but in this case, he had taken GHB before, knew its affects and what to expect, and then purchased what was called GHB, but turned out to be a mixture of other chemicals, its not that he didn't know what the drugs did, its that he didn't know the drugs were mislabeled and thus took a serious amount of some drug-cocktail and overdosed,

@patrickbertlein620 8 жыл бұрын

I've noticed comedians take a lot of drugs.

@DrewberTravels 8 жыл бұрын

There are studies that say that intelligent people are more likely to take drugs.

@thedukeofallsaiyans1369 7 жыл бұрын

comedians use them to numb, historically they're very depressed

@tjray7788 7 жыл бұрын

Drugs are great, with the exception of heroine , crack, meth, and a variety of prescription pills. I think most people take them to have a good fucking time, people drink when they are depressed, they don't do drugs (yes I know alcohol is a drug)

@AmazingAutist 7 жыл бұрын

+D. Barton Sure. Right. Uhuh.

@MrTwatwaffle007 7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Bertlein A lot of comics are gifted with knowing how to read between the lines and not believing the bullshit that others spew to cover certain things up that are otherwise shitty intentions to others. Being a comedian is kinda the same lifestyle of being a rockstar. It's drugs sex and comedy- rather than drugs sex and rock and roll, the two mix perfectly ( see what I did there. Lol. Yea- I'm gonna go drink bleach.)

@tylerjaynes822 8 жыл бұрын

Tom's one of my favorite comedians. He's sooooo fucking funny

@devilmademe8487 7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Jaynes I love him and his wife podcast I just found it like two weeks ago lol like where have I been

@WavyNavy1 7 жыл бұрын

Johnathon Wiseman God, you missed so much shit on their podcast lol.

@DJMarcO138 4 жыл бұрын

You can see glimmers of what he is now in this set. His act is so much more dynamic now.

@TransitTechLA 5 жыл бұрын

"That's why I still haven't lost the weight you guys" *dead*

@lov3ani 10 жыл бұрын

this was so original, it wasn't just trying to get to the punch line, it was probably the best stories i have ever heard by a stand up comedian and it was hilarious.

@FuckitnFightit 10 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 10 жыл бұрын

You must never listen to podcasts put on by comedians, which is sort of the new thing now well at least several comedians join Podcast networks like Earwolf, Deathsquad, Toadhop, Nerdist all of which have many shows run by comedians.

@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 10 жыл бұрын

Cody Price im just saying if you like stories like this video shows. Then podcasts are pretty much comedians shooting the shit telling stories.

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@codypriceKZfaqAddednumbers 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info

@toriamari649 Жыл бұрын

You need to listen to the comedian on his dad stealing from him

@SparkIeMotion 2 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how he looks so much healthier now, being home because of the pandy. Even after his injury. So happy for him.

@sharonschimdtke2215 3 жыл бұрын

I really enjoy they way yall incorporate your own experiences with drug addiction to bring awareness to the reality of how addiction. It can happen to anyone and that being an addict is exaggerated to some degree. Like any stereotype its pretty much on point when it comes to the long-term affects that come with being a substance abuser. In the end yes drugs literally take control of your life and completely alter personalities in the worst possible way that can be unrecognizable. Being a prisoner in your own body something that can't be describe

@ghidfg 8 жыл бұрын

flawless delivery

@YoureInSilico 9 жыл бұрын

This is still my favorite of all the stories on this series.

@redrum41987 9 жыл бұрын

Same here

@skunkusmunkus9385 6 жыл бұрын

Mexicans got on boots.

@ethanschafer4684 5 жыл бұрын

“Hot chocolate” the Aaron berg story is pretty damn funny

@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын

Mexicans got on boots is still my favorite. But this is also good.

@DSleezy117 4 жыл бұрын

This or Stanhope's

@EvilMaestro7 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant story teller I could listen to this guys OD stories all day long

@mandilynn47 2 жыл бұрын

We have ALL been there at different times! Your honesty is awesome!!!

@TenTonNuke 6 жыл бұрын

5:58 He walked back into the bar as Richard Pryor?

@tiredofyourtakes 6 жыл бұрын

TenTonNuke lmao nailed it

@willknight4105 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahahha exactly right

@kodapeppermint3242 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pretty much

@crummdog8125 4 жыл бұрын

Well played sir 👍🏻

@CSUGTV 4 жыл бұрын

I just so happened to be reading this comment just as he got to this part lmao

@oostenmusic 5 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz peers ominously through the crowd from the back of the room @ 4:00

@kevinm3180 5 жыл бұрын

LIKE A DOCTAH

@nickchavez555 4 жыл бұрын

Watched this like 5 times and never noticed that till this comment

@theomarzorati1353 3 жыл бұрын

Wow I’ve watched this like literally 30 times ands I never saw that

@jakecovert2528 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blaisedefrances9422 3 жыл бұрын

Even after 6 years.... watching it multiple times.... This always makes me laugh.

@BillMcGirr 4 жыл бұрын

Great story. I’ve never seen Toms comedy before. Touching and funny.🤣👍

@JIGWIGPIG 5 жыл бұрын

He's really good at storytelling and jokes. Very great at how to form it and I can visual everything by his words. Crazy. Keep making jokes man!

@tommypayne4862 9 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite set on the whole series so far.

@jenwoolf7662 4 жыл бұрын

Love this guy to pieces!! 👏👏

@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын

That “jk” made it so I couldn’t breathe hahaha

@billiondollardan 5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this is SIX YEARS ago already. Tommy boy looks better today than he did back then

@zoezzzarko1117 2 жыл бұрын

8 years later now... and even better

@hitmanwolf 6 жыл бұрын

Tom's Delivery is allways spot-on. his awkward humor is great.

@Awake129 4 ай бұрын

I love Tom’s delivery. He’s such a great storyteller. Hard subject, but he still crushes it. “What’s up everybody?!?!” LOL

@michaelmelro6641 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Ari knew one day he'd be spiking fellow comedians drinks with highly illegal drugs at this point in his life.

@michaelmelro6641 4 жыл бұрын

@Harry Peterson The Hemorrhoids will finish him off before he reaches the end of that downward spiral.

@Teepkicks 4 жыл бұрын

Harry Peterson well he just ruined his whole career just last week lol

@MS-ti6fy 4 жыл бұрын

"Highly illegal drugs" lol do you hear how much of a bitch you sound like

@whispersmith 4 жыл бұрын

Who?

@mopnem 4 жыл бұрын

Dudes not even that funny soo, I mean even here saying “the best part was when he called u fat” just a lame addition to an otherwise good “set”

@electrojones 9 жыл бұрын

Fantastic story, well told.

@lukeperry8407 5 жыл бұрын

I casually come back and watch this video every so often and laugh hysterically. I then repeat 3 months later. Strong suggest.

@zacks3897 3 жыл бұрын

Favorite parts: The whole time Tom Segura talked, and when Ari stopped talking and was never on stage.

@ZackcHowie Жыл бұрын

I was in tears watching this at home. I would have had an aneurysm if I seen this live.

@arithegreat 10 жыл бұрын

Man, he's good on stage.

@ryandunnlives 5 жыл бұрын

Too bad he's not that good in bed.

@esteehanvey5647 4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to cry a little when he mentioned his parents.. so funny but also we can all relate a little

@pherm1056 2 жыл бұрын

You can really see how far he's come as a comic just since 2013

@Vicvines 2 жыл бұрын

The introductory music prepares my mind and body for the epic comedy that is to come.

@MrPlausibleDenial 10 жыл бұрын

I bet segura would be pretty cool to chill with.

@the5stacys 4 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@minifridge8315 4 жыл бұрын

Nah

@Welcome-oj4qs 4 жыл бұрын

No way

@Boonses 4 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up

@heydenleekley4757 8 жыл бұрын

SUP KANE

@rageblanket2139 8 жыл бұрын

+Heyden Leekley SUP D

@TOONAMAX 7 жыл бұрын

Heyden Leekley lmao

@gr1nder07 7 жыл бұрын

Heyden Leekley Sup D....you?

@jberczi6 5 жыл бұрын

Sup d

@Lord.Smith.the.first. 5 жыл бұрын

Heyden Leekley hey

@hugotartaro1697 3 жыл бұрын

"(Unintengible sounds of confirmation)" Is such a mood

@joshuawarren551 2 жыл бұрын

I love Tom Segura. He is great

@ericginnett1879 10 жыл бұрын

Powerful Tom Segura

@apothiconqueen9308 7 жыл бұрын

My husband and I love watching this guy. He's so funny

@littleripper312 2 жыл бұрын

This guy has got to be one of the best comedians out there if not the best.

@allieclement9332 4 жыл бұрын

This story is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard 😂😂

@ericdonalson7276 4 жыл бұрын

Overdoses are the shit!!

@joeymcdermott6568 5 жыл бұрын

The dubstep at the beginning really sets ya up for a boot knockin LOL time

@alyxi 6 жыл бұрын

9 shots of GHB makes your jeans low and loose

@deltaninjadrm 4 жыл бұрын

9 shots of GHB kills you

@crazyjoedavola5430 4 жыл бұрын

Haha....

@Notmynews 4 жыл бұрын

Lyzone glad we have you to clear that up for us.

@jasrob009 4 жыл бұрын

2 shots of ghb will fuck you up like polio.

@zachpayne3682 4 жыл бұрын

Rape jokes

@PlayboyJester 3 жыл бұрын

I barely found out about this dude today and he is hilarious.

@dasboy25 2 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to say thank you. You have given me the strength and confidence to keep all of my excess fat. Even though I don’t do drugs… yet!

@HailCostanza 8 жыл бұрын

Man, this was one of best TINP I've seen.

@cummingonyourface 5 жыл бұрын

Man Tom's a straight killer, I love his style

@devinlucien1487 3 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back to this video ITS SO GOOD

@drfunkburger3895 4 жыл бұрын

Tom is legit the funniest man alive

@jasrob009 4 жыл бұрын

Dreams are made in your drug dealers car. That statement is perfect.

@ToaastyKoyote 2 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura is a gift to humanity. Along with Bert. Love these guys together. No better Duo

@CloudyShinobi 4 жыл бұрын

Tom’s improves so much as a comedian since this...wow

@harima7757 4 жыл бұрын

I love Tom Segura so much! I cant wait till I see him live

@mt-fh9yd 3 жыл бұрын

*see him alive

@harima7757 3 жыл бұрын

@@mt-fh9yd ?

@mt-fh9yd 3 жыл бұрын

because he almost died and you said you want to see him "live" so i made the pun "alive"

@harima7757 3 жыл бұрын

@@mt-fh9yd But how do you know what he said is real? He is an entertainer.

@harima7757 3 жыл бұрын

@@mt-fh9yd you too old to believe everything man.

@haydensnyder 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy this was my first time ever seeing/hearing Tom Segura

@Boerje 6 жыл бұрын

WATER & PERSONALITY CHAMP!!

@billmich123 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best storytellers.

@Sungoku47 Жыл бұрын

Toms timing And delivery is super original and classic

@johncrossing 7 жыл бұрын

Keep pressing 5 over and over again to hear Tom say "Akada Shrink. Akada Shrink. Akada Shrink." I have way too much time.

@julianspatter3005 4 жыл бұрын

I like that Tom is the one holding a camera in the opening bit.

@lukaskubitz9896 Жыл бұрын

one of the best parts / stories.....like it a lot....shout out

@Call_Em_Yall 2 жыл бұрын

1997 and a freshman in college. Takes me back!

@DanielBrownsan 5 жыл бұрын

Funny... But, do not EVER lie to your EMTs or emergency room team about what you took. 1. They probably know already and, 2 If they don't, and you lie, you could be dead really soon.

@brandonknable7890 5 жыл бұрын

Facts man

@cheyennejane6395 4 жыл бұрын

What if u want that

@kingofgrim4761 4 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Jane then you need to go to the hospital anyway since you have suicidal thoughts

@cheyennejane6395 4 жыл бұрын

@@kingofgrim4761 I wasn't saying me but my mother does it all. The time

@ValCronin 4 жыл бұрын

Ehh, they dont have specialized antidotes for ghb, heroin, alcohol, etc. Downers all have a similar effect and treatment, as do uppers. Of course you're right you shouldnt lie, but in most cases if you just say 'uppers' or 'downers', they'll know how to treat you.

@yakmozzy1348 5 жыл бұрын

Tom is my new favorite comedian

@tomasdonders7150 2 жыл бұрын

This is the best story from this show

@justthehedricks7445 3 жыл бұрын

This was amazing!!

@TheKidKniseBurgh 3 жыл бұрын

"just disappointed..." That's THE WORST 😭

@mrpicky1868 5 жыл бұрын

even his material that didnt go into specials is gold omfg

@Marsofark 2 жыл бұрын

Dude is the best storyteller comic ever I swear

@thirdplanetman9468 3 жыл бұрын

Tom segura is a master of his art

@wolf-3d575 Жыл бұрын

Wow man…. That’s not something we should applaud however it’s amazing he survived and sounds like he learned something, glad he made it 👏

@ZynovFTW 7 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit when he made the vomiting noise hahahahah

@choloeseguay 7 жыл бұрын

ZynovFTW dude me too, to the point my sides were in pain.

@dougferguson6876 5 жыл бұрын

Same as both of you

@dmob420 2 жыл бұрын

You could legally buy GHB at GNC back in the late 90s. It was called blue lighting and/or blue nitro and bodybuilders would mix a cap full of blue lighting into a drink and the "stuff' would relax the muscles. It was eventually taken off the shelves.