How to make a PRISON PIZZA

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AfterPrisonShow

AfterPrisonShow

7 жыл бұрын

In this video I'm going to show how to make the best ever prison pizza.
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@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
Hope everyone enjoys this video and also Happy WEEKEND EVERYONE!!!! Got a real crazy video coming tomorrow too!!! Crazy prison stories ACTUALLY FROM PRISON!! Wait till you see what we have in store tomorrow on APS!!!
@ontario_transit
@ontario_transit 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow nice Joe! why is this in 360p?
@alexgusev8173
@alexgusev8173 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow keep it. up I have been with you since 8k keep it up
@nikithecar8037
@nikithecar8037 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow why 360p :((
@Russianfkr
@Russianfkr 7 жыл бұрын
joe why can't you ever reply to me ;-;
@nikithecar8037
@nikithecar8037 7 жыл бұрын
SyCo because you are not special (me neither) xD
@ehranndealg4841
@ehranndealg4841 6 жыл бұрын
Its not Digiorno, its DaStruggle.
@charlesmclain4047
@charlesmclain4047 6 жыл бұрын
Ehrann Dealg This comment is so underrated.
@MidwestPsycho
@MidwestPsycho 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking amazing
@ianhopp
@ianhopp 6 жыл бұрын
10/10 comment fuckin hilarious
@Jay-mc8xj
@Jay-mc8xj 6 жыл бұрын
He stole it from itsp0ppin
@loganwolf558
@loganwolf558 6 жыл бұрын
Ehrann Dealg alwayspoppin
@epicatom8892
@epicatom8892 5 жыл бұрын
Why I am watching this show: 50% curiosity 39% just in case I ever go to prison 100% because this guy is funny and good story teller plus now cook too apparently
@Bigmac000
@Bigmac000 4 жыл бұрын
EpicAtom 189%...
@milescorporosus4058
@milescorporosus4058 3 жыл бұрын
Me if I ever get locked up: "Okay, now how did that recipe go?"
@patricks_music
@patricks_music 2 жыл бұрын
40% I’d never want to have to eat this inside a prison.
@kemidoesgaming5106
@kemidoesgaming5106 11 ай бұрын
​@@milescorporosus4058LITERALLY 😂
@zakotheklown3506
@zakotheklown3506 5 ай бұрын
That makes no sense
@heretic8864
@heretic8864 6 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that he tells us where to get the ingredients even tho we aint in prison lol
@SophieJackson1993
@SophieJackson1993 4 жыл бұрын
Commissary and the kitchen.
@SophieJackson1993
@SophieJackson1993 4 жыл бұрын
The only two places you can get it.
@robogen1331
@robogen1331 4 жыл бұрын
We ain't in prison... yet
@bryanteel3046
@bryanteel3046 3 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself 482 days left to go
@leatherlass6730
@leatherlass6730 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanteel3046 Nice
@shirleyasearcy9430
@shirleyasearcy9430 3 жыл бұрын
My son use to make a lot of different meals he made himself when he was in prison i can vouch some of the food wasnt bad at all. Miss him so much god rest his soul
@patricks_music
@patricks_music 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss 🙏
@ningkon3787
@ningkon3787 2 жыл бұрын
RIP, sorry for your loss.
@FuzzballToday
@FuzzballToday 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@lordkratos6093
@lordkratos6093 7 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss 😔 🙏
@khaph5716
@khaph5716 7 жыл бұрын
Hey the pizza at my school has holes in it too... oh
@donaldodemorizi9896
@donaldodemorizi9896 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@DJHermeler
@DJHermeler 7 жыл бұрын
No it means that the pizza that his school is getting is microwave pizza, as in it is very low quality.
@gamerkay5791
@gamerkay5791 7 жыл бұрын
Joseph Anderson no, school staff make it a prision, we have regular contraband checks, classroom raids, searches, labor, ambushes, fist fights, make shift weapons, yeah school kind of is prision.
@randallmarek7959
@randallmarek7959 7 жыл бұрын
KolokoGamer same at my school
@gamerkay5791
@gamerkay5791 7 жыл бұрын
its pretty common in most schools
@yoitsbenvo
@yoitsbenvo 7 жыл бұрын
if you had to take a shot every time he said prison, you would be shitfaced in 5 mins
@morebxdger5484
@morebxdger5484 7 жыл бұрын
5 secs***
@nickvoncloft6199
@nickvoncloft6199 7 жыл бұрын
I AM!! lol
@DominoBeatsOFC
@DominoBeatsOFC 6 жыл бұрын
I already commented that :( now everyone will think I stole it
@senseikensei7470
@senseikensei7470 6 жыл бұрын
YOITSBENVO do I need to take a shot for the name of the channel?
@dylancarroll4623
@dylancarroll4623 6 жыл бұрын
YOITSBENVO more like you would be dead in 5 min for alcohol poisoning.
@schoolshooter609
@schoolshooter609 6 жыл бұрын
The cutting board part killed me
@czscorpion6759
@czscorpion6759 6 жыл бұрын
Sir it's an honor to have back but we lost the war Nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine😨😨😨
@cherrycolasuicide1959
@cherrycolasuicide1959 5 жыл бұрын
what
@kennyrose1274
@kennyrose1274 4 жыл бұрын
Rip
@firefoxuser2557
@firefoxuser2557 6 жыл бұрын
We did this in school today
@cameronsinclair6138
@cameronsinclair6138 6 жыл бұрын
PlayStation Gamer made prison shit? 😂😂 sort your school out
@Neymarjr-no8ji
@Neymarjr-no8ji 6 жыл бұрын
your school must be in brixton
@bitchhole64
@bitchhole64 6 жыл бұрын
they are teaching you skills in whats to become your life career. working in fast food you scrub.
@doggomakemealive6749
@doggomakemealive6749 6 жыл бұрын
Cameron Sinclair its pizza lol chill the fuck out
@resi4pro549
@resi4pro549 6 жыл бұрын
My school is a prison
@MarleyHitsBills
@MarleyHitsBills 7 жыл бұрын
realest nigga on youtube
@Javierisnotatryhard
@Javierisnotatryhard 7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@valorr
@valorr 7 жыл бұрын
i agree
@caseclosed1160
@caseclosed1160 7 жыл бұрын
Hi gnome.
@gaineygainey6201
@gaineygainey6201 7 жыл бұрын
Cause he was in prison or you just really think that
@therealkingrapcollection7426
@therealkingrapcollection7426 7 жыл бұрын
he saw people in prison making this stuff now that he's out & not getting victimized & raped he can make it himself.
@Jousef9
@Jousef9 7 жыл бұрын
everytime he says the word "make" my brain says "make the most out of every day"
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
Jousef Race that's a good thing. it's like a constant reminder. lol
@full-timeanimeman4341
@full-timeanimeman4341 6 жыл бұрын
Jousef Rawas I don't get it
@Brian-li2qk
@Brian-li2qk 5 жыл бұрын
Ronnie houston u need to be og viewer to know
@jayalvar3z351
@jayalvar3z351 5 жыл бұрын
6:44 😂😂This guy is hilarious💀
@synthpea4286
@synthpea4286 6 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this video for the second time for some odd reason and it’s crazy back then I remember watching this you had 400K subs now you’re close to a million. Good for you Joe! Your really succeeding against all odds and you make really great content consistently. You’re personality is also a huge bonus that I think really engages you’re subs. Can’t wait until you’re at a million!!
@johnschultz1998
@johnschultz1998 7 жыл бұрын
it's not delivery it's prisonry
@chadthundercheeks4242
@chadthundercheeks4242 7 жыл бұрын
it's not delivery it's rape
@chickenlittle4307
@chickenlittle4307 7 жыл бұрын
mike rotch 😂😂😂😂😂
@snippets8333
@snippets8333 7 жыл бұрын
fatboi1998 omfg good shit
@lordtachanka1373
@lordtachanka1373 7 жыл бұрын
fatboi1998 this iscancer
@falloutgurl247
@falloutgurl247 7 жыл бұрын
made with toilet water
@alexiliescu3328
@alexiliescu3328 7 жыл бұрын
Didn't find anything to cut my peanut butter jar lid with.... Evening ruined
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Iliescu omg. 😂😂😂😂
@southjerseysound7340
@southjerseysound7340 7 жыл бұрын
Just pop a socket with some wire and use the hot wire to cut the lid and sharpen it on the cement as needed ;-)
@reclez100
@reclez100 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Iliescu just snapped in half is a hard plastic so it is brittle
@TheWP120
@TheWP120 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow NOOO not the crying/laghing emojji
@12Davey360
@12Davey360 7 жыл бұрын
VvultasS what's your problem 😂😂😂😂
@thevariablex1730
@thevariablex1730 6 жыл бұрын
You are the poster boy of how prison can reform and make someone a better person. I am really impressed with how you conduct yourself and have rectified whatever perceived wrongs you have committed.... Thanks for showing us all how much you have grown. Take care man.
@inwg8156
@inwg8156 4 жыл бұрын
12:05 if Gordon Ramsay went to prison 😂
@MrHockeystar12345678
@MrHockeystar12345678 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video I plan on going to prison soon
@captinsparklezremix
@captinsparklezremix 7 жыл бұрын
MrHockeystar12345678 first person I know who's planning to go to prison
@sintheticsounds1686
@sintheticsounds1686 7 жыл бұрын
Same dude. I went from pushin 8balls to kilos in a matter of days so i get hit with a 15+ year sentence. I've heard nothing but great things, really lookin forward to it
@isaiahbabb8612
@isaiahbabb8612 7 жыл бұрын
MrHockeystar12345678 same
@SA-dx8tw
@SA-dx8tw 7 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 really
@dimamontvilas9322
@dimamontvilas9322 6 жыл бұрын
MrHockeystar12345678 ok
@bigblueassbaby9074
@bigblueassbaby9074 7 жыл бұрын
Shit ain't boneless.
@jordanwilliams2780
@jordanwilliams2780 7 жыл бұрын
Annikkaware D E A D A S S Yall food services AINT SHIT
@nickshafterplays7003
@nickshafterplays7003 7 жыл бұрын
D I C K H E A D
@muumbeh3626
@muumbeh3626 7 жыл бұрын
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱
@ChiTownMyTown
@ChiTownMyTown 7 жыл бұрын
ya got bones in ya shit then
@lspeer2527
@lspeer2527 7 жыл бұрын
Annikkaware NEED SOME 🅱ONELESS 🅱IZZA 🅱🅱🅱
@yungmal8492
@yungmal8492 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm actually talkin into the sink rn idk"🤣🤣
@ps3master72
@ps3master72 6 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how making pizza would be something that the COs would consider against the rules. They're doing something productive with their time, learning how to cook pizza, being creative. They're not being violent, not killing anyone, not even tattooing. If i owned a prison, i would allow this kind of thing to happen, I'd even allow drawing porn, heck even being able to have a real prison job as a tat artist (with proper disinfectant, ink, needles and after care). These are the types of skills that can carry over into the free world, and I'm perfectly fine with that!
@UKGameShock
@UKGameShock 5 жыл бұрын
I know where your coming from but lets not forget they are there to be punished not have a good old time making lovely pizza and other tasty food as well as getting a nice education while getting some free accommodation. I know what you mean by this but imagine someone idk killed someone you know and love or done something else that effects you in some way then you find out the person who did that is just having a good old time making nice food and getting to do there favorite hobbies. There has to a mixture between punishment and also rehabilitation.
@brandonbedard916
@brandonbedard916 5 жыл бұрын
its because the flour is stolen therefor its contraband and if you get caught stealing from the kicthen your out most of the stuff comes from the kitchen even the bags to make the brew in
@youwannaarmwrestle534
@youwannaarmwrestle534 5 жыл бұрын
And what about the people who are going to take all those tools and create prison weapons
@_Tiina_
@_Tiina_ 5 жыл бұрын
Because a old pizza become hard,right, and can use like a weapon 🤣
@trollgod2928
@trollgod2928 5 жыл бұрын
Mystical Moon expert analysis by you.
@jaredvise117
@jaredvise117 7 жыл бұрын
Guard: "Hey Joe, where's your ID card? Joe: "Well... I used it... to cut my pizza"
@danielj7013
@danielj7013 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because he throws it away after using it. Why do I even read the comments on YT? Oh my
@firebirdude2
@firebirdude2 7 жыл бұрын
"I used it to tip the Papa John's guy"
@demonjmh
@demonjmh 6 жыл бұрын
firebirdude2 he said ID card not debit card
@Mcstravink
@Mcstravink 7 жыл бұрын
he should make a prison cook book :D that would be awesome
@04Drizxy
@04Drizxy 7 жыл бұрын
TRuE H3RO lol
@kyletrathen3230
@kyletrathen3230 7 жыл бұрын
TRuE H3RO true af
@RoguePlanetSounds
@RoguePlanetSounds 7 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he could easily find a publisher for that book. Awesome idea!
@bonedigerz
@bonedigerz 7 жыл бұрын
TRuE H3RO True
@jessicacury2533
@jessicacury2533 7 жыл бұрын
He should make a book in general about prison and one of the chapters could be prison recipes! id definitely buy it!!
@evangarcia7744
@evangarcia7744 4 жыл бұрын
I swear he said “Prison Pizza” like 700 times
@skylarchill6718
@skylarchill6718 6 жыл бұрын
why 1,577 dislikes for? This guy is really entertaining and funny
@archangel5627
@archangel5627 5 жыл бұрын
SkylarChill I’m a curious about that too. Joe is one of the very best You-tubers out there and he is one of the few people on KZfaq who consistently creates very entertaining videos. I actually really like the After Prison Show episodes that focus on Prison Meal Recipes. I find all of those prison meal recipe videos to be extremely entertaining not too mention the fact that I’ve tried making a few of them at home. Joes Prison Swole Recipe is surprisingly good!
@MrShnigglepuff
@MrShnigglepuff 5 жыл бұрын
Video brings back bad memories of getting cheeks busted.
@HideYaPerc
@HideYaPerc 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrShnigglepuff lol
@landayly4464
@landayly4464 5 жыл бұрын
some people are just ass
@ericabillings4146
@ericabillings4146 5 жыл бұрын
@@archangel5627 Prison/Jail meals are made because 1) they're 1000% better than DOC food 2) they're fun to make & pass time 3) are versions of food you eat on the outside & 4) they ARE (usually,lol) damn good▪️
@abdulazizjamshidi425
@abdulazizjamshidi425 7 жыл бұрын
It's not digornos its prison pizza
@marymiske
@marymiske 7 жыл бұрын
Mashaallah Moradi, HAHAHAHHAHHA, omg this MADE my day. Like worthy
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
Mashaallah Moradi possibly the next APS tee shirt. lol😂😂😂
@aurorasparks1985
@aurorasparks1985 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Please make that the next shirt
@spandi23
@spandi23 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Yes that would be sick
@hyperchord
@hyperchord 7 жыл бұрын
So wait, they sell pizza ingredients in commissary, but don't allow you to make a pizza?
@FreedomThirtyFive
@FreedomThirtyFive 7 жыл бұрын
i think he was covering it up lol. I was in a state pen at the commisary there was no pizza sauce. the closest thing to pizza sauce u could buy was salsa which could work i guess
@nashoba5450
@nashoba5450 7 жыл бұрын
Bitch you got me fucked up I think going for oil or liquid cream is better, but you do whatever you have to do
@kid_rare_6778
@kid_rare_6778 7 жыл бұрын
hyperchord the prisoners write letters for commissary and they might start selling it ir theyll just get it for u if u pay for like shipping
@kid_rare_6778
@kid_rare_6778 7 жыл бұрын
Bitch you got me fucked up no salsa wouldnt work to vegetably i recomed try asking for ketchup or tomato sause ot even strait tomatos that u can just add water and make sause
@teresadolan6507
@teresadolan6507 7 жыл бұрын
hyperchord he was holding ketchup I think
@GhettoHits
@GhettoHits 5 жыл бұрын
i watched it all now i want pizza.. love the cooking hustle Joe
@Theron-ff7cr
@Theron-ff7cr 6 жыл бұрын
Man, this is such a great video. I love the jokes he makes lol! :)
@hellvetica3235
@hellvetica3235 7 жыл бұрын
why does this pizza look better than the ones i make at home?
@homerun443
@homerun443 7 жыл бұрын
Looks is all about how you spread the dough and place the ingredients, the one you make at home probably tastes better though.
@BigMuskachini
@BigMuskachini 7 жыл бұрын
Microwaved, no yeast, you must be completely shit at cooking.
@BigMuskachini
@BigMuskachini 7 жыл бұрын
Im not talking about prison guy, im replying to "why does this pizza look better than the ones i make at home?" Are you really that stupid to not understand context? IT was quite fucking obvious i was saying itz killerheck was shit at cooking.
@michaeltaylor3962
@michaeltaylor3962 7 жыл бұрын
Canadian shooter 88 You're the dumb ass buddy.
@Bergmann69
@Bergmann69 7 жыл бұрын
Lee Jing Ee maybe you should go to prison
@brandonbounds9055
@brandonbounds9055 7 жыл бұрын
these people are making prison sound kind of fun
@demonjmh
@demonjmh 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Bounds nothing fun about prison you wouldn't make this pizza in the open you'd have to sneak around as you would most things that are fun in prison one thing I hear alot of prisoners say is they took being able to open their fridge and eat what they want when they please for granted
@solidus3168
@solidus3168 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon, nah bro...this is the shit these guy do to be able to make it day to day mentally. Prison is a mind fuck.
@techmanifest4181
@techmanifest4181 6 жыл бұрын
lmfao exactly, pizza delivery is still a thing and so is making a pizza within the safety of your owm home
@no_reason2755
@no_reason2755 6 жыл бұрын
demonjmh god damn you stupid idiot he was joking
@Astaldoath
@Astaldoath 6 жыл бұрын
i know right lol, if everyone was nice to each other in prison and against the guards if they were dicks they could all meal out and have a good ass time
@s3kshun8music
@s3kshun8music 6 жыл бұрын
Joe "Cool" Guerrero. Thank you for all your hard work !!! Merry Christmas my dude!!! You da BEST!!
@JS-nu9bt
@JS-nu9bt 3 жыл бұрын
My son wants to make this. We love the prison cooking vids joe.
@Ricky-no6zr
@Ricky-no6zr 7 жыл бұрын
Okay, this dude is either 7 feet tall or those counters are small as shit.
@plund8928
@plund8928 7 жыл бұрын
African Kid hes 6"5 or something
@BlueSkyyNoise
@BlueSkyyNoise 7 жыл бұрын
that's what I was thinking, too hahahaha
@paleearnhardt5250
@paleearnhardt5250 7 жыл бұрын
He's 6'4
@Anakthemutantmassenjoyer
@Anakthemutantmassenjoyer 7 жыл бұрын
African Kid 6'4
@i3e5l4
@i3e5l4 7 жыл бұрын
no. plundie. he;s 6''3
@jacobtedford3381
@jacobtedford3381 7 жыл бұрын
commissary sells pizza sauce but not dough... wtf
@rogerdy2647
@rogerdy2647 7 жыл бұрын
He said that you get flour from prisoners who works on the kitchen.
@TheAwsomeKilaShow
@TheAwsomeKilaShow 7 жыл бұрын
+Roger Dy but why sell pizza sauce if you don't sell dough?
@jacobtedford3381
@jacobtedford3381 7 жыл бұрын
yeah exactly your not actually allowed dough but your allowed pizza sauce this is my point
@mzon772
@mzon772 7 жыл бұрын
like this comment if you can't read.
@truongtin3911
@truongtin3911 7 жыл бұрын
well, flour can look like cocaine from afar. So the COs dont need to get busy checking if Joe was making pizza or he was snorting coke.
@chillfrog4759
@chillfrog4759 5 жыл бұрын
12:00 It looks so good... *crying*
@ahnymus2937
@ahnymus2937 4 жыл бұрын
"Usually steal stuff from that kitchen" lmao I know this video is old but I hope you're doing okay my man. I'm glad you're able to find solitude in making KZfaq videos and sharing your experiences with everyone. Not many men who come out of prison find something to keep them out for good. SALUTE AND RESPECT
@kizetvgaming9907
@kizetvgaming9907 7 жыл бұрын
Should be called Prizeroni Pizza
@TheReddevil821
@TheReddevil821 7 жыл бұрын
KiZeTV Hahahaha free delivery nigga.
@Zero51
@Zero51 Жыл бұрын
1:35 😂 I come back to watch this video every year such a classic
@lizirace7796
@lizirace7796 5 жыл бұрын
Damn yo, joe had me laughing so many times this video😂
@teatimetoday3469
@teatimetoday3469 7 жыл бұрын
All that work for a god damn lunchable pizza.
@handlesarestupid154
@handlesarestupid154 7 жыл бұрын
do you know what normal prison food is like?
@BlameitonBrucee
@BlameitonBrucee 7 жыл бұрын
Tea Time Today 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GunzGot5
@GunzGot5 7 жыл бұрын
1 piece of ham and 1 piece of cheese on wheat bread. Ill take the pizza :D
@undeadsniperrr4455
@undeadsniperrr4455 7 жыл бұрын
Tea Time Today well when you only get 3 meals a day that taste like ass then it's probably pretty good
@niggashit1448
@niggashit1448 6 жыл бұрын
Tea Time Today all that dam work there is no lunch ables in prison
@generalofg3377
@generalofg3377 7 жыл бұрын
This is what Jake Paul is gonna have to eat for the next 3 years LMAO
@cekayd
@cekayd 6 жыл бұрын
General OFG we can only hope
@funtimeswithmirandalots-o-5000
@funtimeswithmirandalots-o-5000 6 жыл бұрын
Luv ur profile pic
@timgotz9376
@timgotz9376 6 жыл бұрын
What has he done?
@guccisucc6397
@guccisucc6397 6 жыл бұрын
I hate the Paul's so I hope they do
@cowcommander7791
@cowcommander7791 6 жыл бұрын
He will get dog food
@saintbabylon7250
@saintbabylon7250 3 жыл бұрын
Looks great. One little tasty tip is making sure the pepperoni is all the way to the edge touching the crust then working your way in to the middle so the crust is flavored by soaking up that pepperoni oil. Just a little thing I learned making pizza at a legit pizza parlor.
@rramirez1975
@rramirez1975 6 жыл бұрын
All of your videos make me appreciate more what I have in life.
@Shlumbus69
@Shlumbus69 7 жыл бұрын
yo I obviously don't plan on going to prison lol, but I find your videos very Interesting. I respect you also for actually turning your life around. I'm glad you have a good life now man!
@gabemello363
@gabemello363 6 жыл бұрын
Schools pay attention
@yagoobian9254
@yagoobian9254 6 жыл бұрын
Gabe Mello i wanna like thid comment but it will destroy the 69 likes
@dylanmarshall4328
@dylanmarshall4328 5 жыл бұрын
Fo real
@moredycoo1188
@moredycoo1188 5 жыл бұрын
@Lil Columbinei bet this pizza is WAY better than the shitty pizza we get in school
@zbrmbodruli3632
@zbrmbodruli3632 5 жыл бұрын
@@moredycoo1188 at least you get pizza in school
@youtubeuser1432
@youtubeuser1432 5 жыл бұрын
WHY. YOU CAN TELL HE DIDN'T MAKE IT RIGHT
@cmclaybird214
@cmclaybird214 6 жыл бұрын
college students across the country should learn some prison cooking and NO its not to go to prison this is just to help make life easier
@oriondezine5879
@oriondezine5879 4 жыл бұрын
Prison cooking is anything but easy.
@snoopritoz5781
@snoopritoz5781 3 жыл бұрын
This comes back in my recommended like once every year. I’ve watched this video every year for 4 years lmao
@froggythebob
@froggythebob 7 жыл бұрын
that shit actually looks lit yo
@shanegraham6150
@shanegraham6150 7 жыл бұрын
froggythebob how is a pizza lit
@froggythebob
@froggythebob 7 жыл бұрын
LIT Something that is fucking amazing in any sense. Urban dictionary, look it up mate.
@georgepierson6985
@georgepierson6985 7 жыл бұрын
+froggythebob lit actually means legit and legit is legitimate
@Azubjourni
@Azubjourni 7 жыл бұрын
lit can also mean on fire, awesome,good etc.
@demonjmh
@demonjmh 6 жыл бұрын
froggythebob you do know urban dictionary anyone can post a definition its like the Wikipedia of dictionaries Webster dictionary is the real dictionary
@yaboieddie6582
@yaboieddie6582 7 жыл бұрын
Don't they "suitcase" it?
@jabluerodriguez5379
@jabluerodriguez5379 7 жыл бұрын
YaBoiEddie lol thats what I was guessing
@ken14850
@ken14850 7 жыл бұрын
yea a whole loaf of flour
@finnthehuman3540
@finnthehuman3540 7 жыл бұрын
its like in gta sa just pull out a minigun from your ass lol
@thelonestonr7243
@thelonestonr7243 7 жыл бұрын
ken14850 ahaha ikr next time is a watermelon xD
@Tr1Hard777
@Tr1Hard777 7 жыл бұрын
Or they put it under their NUT SACK
@dragonmaid1360
@dragonmaid1360 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude appreciate you sharing your commentary and stories. .
@CaptinJetmouse99
@CaptinJetmouse99 6 жыл бұрын
Hi APS I'm watching your videos everyday, Your stories are awesome!
@too_legit_to_be_fit
@too_legit_to_be_fit 7 жыл бұрын
Day 13I have officially become a food review channel, next step a full blown cooking show
@waytruthlifedisciple
@waytruthlifedisciple 7 жыл бұрын
600 people prefer Digiorno pizza
@Ventysize
@Ventysize 6 жыл бұрын
Good for you man ! That's fuckin awesome to know about the inside . You guys are all awesome people , just because we have issues does make us less than! Thanks for enlightening all of us about the artistic integrity that is so abundant in you guys
@captivatingstray
@captivatingstray 5 жыл бұрын
So.... wait. Why do they give you pizza sauce if they don’t have pizza crust? 🤔
@durrazzo1872
@durrazzo1872 5 жыл бұрын
Cuz u can cook up the crust/dough,but u cant make ur sauce when loocked up
@hippopotamus2380
@hippopotamus2380 5 жыл бұрын
That Boxing Dude what
@cjsgarage3789
@cjsgarage3789 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe for noodles? Ive made spaghetti with unflavored ramen and pizza sauce
@randallflagg3700
@randallflagg3700 5 жыл бұрын
For lube?
@blankchannel1881
@blankchannel1881 5 жыл бұрын
Because you can make dough?🤣
@marvinlopez7827
@marvinlopez7827 7 жыл бұрын
starting up your lawnmower 6:43
@jjwattfan3684
@jjwattfan3684 6 жыл бұрын
Marvin Lopez lol you just made my night
@3RI3.
@3RI3. 6 жыл бұрын
Marvin Lopez lol
@charlesmclain4047
@charlesmclain4047 6 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@rodnederhood123
@rodnederhood123 6 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@hugohyuga8019
@hugohyuga8019 7 жыл бұрын
Now you can make your own prison pizza for your friends and family
@randallfoster6107
@randallfoster6107 5 жыл бұрын
I've been out 5 years now an every time I watch you guys I feel like I need to watch out for guards an count time....lol
@jessicadarlin6893
@jessicadarlin6893 6 жыл бұрын
How did I get here. But I’m liking all this. You should have your own Tv 📺 show. In all honesty this Good for people that loose power in natural disasters or low on funds right on
@gskateri6008
@gskateri6008 7 жыл бұрын
AHH NO!! don't microwave CARDBOARD OR PLASTIC WRAPPP
@rudebwoy3978
@rudebwoy3978 7 жыл бұрын
I Ride Shadow lol that's what I was thinking
@tenacioustraining
@tenacioustraining 7 жыл бұрын
using a microwave is already bad enough too
@KaSyl_
@KaSyl_ 7 жыл бұрын
I Ride Shadow idk about cardboard, but the plastic being toxic is disproven. it may malt though. Also to whoever serous microwaving is bad... you're an idiot. It's been tested a thousand times in a million studies. It's not harmful.
@KaSyl_
@KaSyl_ 7 жыл бұрын
said* fucking autocorrect
@rune.theocracy
@rune.theocracy 7 жыл бұрын
melting plastics create toxic fumes...
@danielkaiselgruber1750
@danielkaiselgruber1750 7 жыл бұрын
Joe could you play prison architect sometime? It's a game on steam for PC, if you want I can give you an account with the game on it, I would love to see you (an ex prisoner) build a prison!
@justinemccloud7755
@justinemccloud7755 7 жыл бұрын
great idea
@Karax9699
@Karax9699 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kaiselgruber It's actually on Ps4 and Xbox one too.... wouldn't recommend he plays the escapists though...
@dylanswaney8251
@dylanswaney8251 7 жыл бұрын
or hard time I would love that
@stable_confusion
@stable_confusion 7 жыл бұрын
it's actually a fun game (prison architect) you have everything from prison breaks, smuggling stuff, shower trouble to flatout riots. I agree it's not worth 40 bucks but usually it's on sale every now and then. Check out the Developers youtube channel. Already suggested Joe to play it buuuuuuuuuut I guess he's to busy being happy not to be in prison atm to be play this game xD
@rallaa
@rallaa 7 жыл бұрын
There is also a game where you play as a prisoner and have to escape. I forget what it's called though.
@tommyboomin9450
@tommyboomin9450 5 жыл бұрын
10:25 "Sorry just got caught up in the moment."
@solidus3168
@solidus3168 6 жыл бұрын
Ridiculously awesome. Thankyou for sharing so I don't have to go the long way to learn to make this. You get what I'm sayin.
@TheBunnikside1
@TheBunnikside1 7 жыл бұрын
There is a guy in my town that works at the trainstation, and he looks exactly like Joe!
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
they say everyone has a twin. lol
@TheBunnikside1
@TheBunnikside1 7 жыл бұрын
Oh shit you replied! Keep killin it on KZfaq man! Love your videos!!
@snowblue2362
@snowblue2362 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow lol
@kingvega0218
@kingvega0218 7 жыл бұрын
Hello Joe :D we should play gta and do the Prison Heist or with other people if you want
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
hell yeah. i have to see what a prison heist in gta is really like. lol
@kingvega0218
@kingvega0218 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow yeah its pretty fun if you have PS4 I can help
@elsachi1334
@elsachi1334 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow add me on ps4 Joe let's do a heist bro erck_gamer22
@polandman6127
@polandman6127 7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow I play GTA on ps4 I managed to transfer several modified play station network accounts with pimped out GTA v accounts I could hook y'all up if we do play. prison heist on KZfaq hmu joe
@1991USsoldier
@1991USsoldier 7 жыл бұрын
King Vega02 hell yeah dude! I'm down with that idea. you almost got a full crew now guys. we just need one more fan and we have the 4 guys needed to roll.
@aid2004
@aid2004 5 жыл бұрын
This looks legitimately better than some of the pizza I've seen in my life.
@valereirenfro9040
@valereirenfro9040 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video. I can't cook very well & I need to watch my food bill. Once I move into my new apartment I think that I will cook this as my first meal. I enjoyed watching this.
@anthonyrodi4333
@anthonyrodi4333 7 жыл бұрын
would being caught with the stolen food items from the kitchen get you in trouble?
@thomasbarton1050
@thomasbarton1050 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Rodi yes anything from a corrective consultant to time in the box. You'll also be fired.
@haydenlister5811
@haydenlister5811 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Barton lol didnt know u can get fired from prison if only people in prison knew that
@southjerseysound7340
@southjerseysound7340 7 жыл бұрын
CookedCat-You can get fired from your job in prison and working in the kitchen is one of the better jobs prisoners can have.
@haydenlister5811
@haydenlister5811 7 жыл бұрын
SouthJerseySound oh right true i didnt think about that lol
@cyruslever586
@cyruslever586 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Rodi yeah.its contraband, you might as well have crack its the same thing
@WickerVarietyShow
@WickerVarietyShow 7 жыл бұрын
This should be fun
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
oh... it is... i promise. lol
@cann8009
@cann8009 6 жыл бұрын
Me when my mom comes home after having told me not to eat that much food because shits expensive.
@TheTopicHole
@TheTopicHole 6 жыл бұрын
I used your recipe to make a pizza with my girlfriend and It turned out great. I appreciate it man!
@jimrolaand5508
@jimrolaand5508 7 жыл бұрын
Awesome job, just discovered this channel and i'm for sure subbing, well done for creating such a great channel and becoming your own boss after time inside, its really inspiring. It can be hard for ex-cons to find work when they get out, i worked as a chef for years and a lot of my colleagues were ex-cons and its one of the only professions that will hire them, although its a tough, physical and low paid job. Little tip for anyone reading, you can make natural yeast by mixing some of that flour with water until its yoghurt consistency then covering and leaving it for a few days somewhere warm to ferment, add a sprinkle of flour every few days to 'feed' it and keep it going, add a big dollop of that to your dough and it will rise, becoming light and fluffy like the pizza we love. (you can also make booze with it) Great job again, can't wait to watch more of your vids.
@danielpvp1125
@danielpvp1125 7 жыл бұрын
Joe is the only guy who knows how to make a prison pizza
@FillMyLarder
@FillMyLarder 4 жыл бұрын
dude i love these videos i know im 2 years late but this video is so funny i cant stop watching it, "im talking into the sink, im not sure" "making a meat lovers" XD best laugh keep up the good work.
@KrimsonBeat
@KrimsonBeat 6 жыл бұрын
when I was in a halfway house, there was this dude who had been out for _years_ but still made spreads everyday. dude was fucking mental.
@quetzalcotal9107
@quetzalcotal9107 7 жыл бұрын
take a shot every time he says "pizza"
@brandontheaussie8021
@brandontheaussie8021 6 жыл бұрын
Kill me pls
@chrismarksman250
@chrismarksman250 6 жыл бұрын
*dies of alcolhol poisoning*
@cekayd
@cekayd 6 жыл бұрын
Eugene Garcia or prison
@vanillathunder2898
@vanillathunder2898 6 жыл бұрын
Or prison pizza
@Unknownapprenticetx
@Unknownapprenticetx 5 жыл бұрын
gone
@aoucelloutus3573
@aoucelloutus3573 7 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm getting all hungry now lol
@charlesgadt3052
@charlesgadt3052 5 жыл бұрын
Joe you crack me up love Your enthusiasm ,always so informative and entertaining,keep 🎸 Aps show
@Yashar_3000
@Yashar_3000 6 жыл бұрын
I love the gun sounds in your videos,they are funny when added with your dramatic moments.
@710slabserryday6
@710slabserryday6 7 жыл бұрын
6:44 could this have thrown off the lady who contacted you for the news story 😂😂 Love ya vids bro keep up the content 💯💯 #APSARMY #FREEDAVE
@sportsonly6076
@sportsonly6076 7 жыл бұрын
yo why tf did I watch this video thinking ima eat this pizza too? smh I got too hungry
@lufetah
@lufetah 6 жыл бұрын
i actually prepared pizza, hoped infront of my pc where i eat, and saw this video lol, coincidence af.
@dr.dankenshmirtz4459
@dr.dankenshmirtz4459 6 жыл бұрын
Raindrop, droptop. Cooking up 0:09 in the crockpot
@CharlieghBee
@CharlieghBee 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s not Digiorno it’s a prison pizza” Nice video and that line had me busting out laughing!
@swedisheinherjer
@swedisheinherjer 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know I how I found this channel but I'm pretty damn happy that I did! Please Joe! I watched an episode where you talked about how impossible it would be for an inmate to transport over 30 ''noodle-soups'' from one place to another within a cellblock! Please can't you just make a sketch of you trying to transport that large amount of noodles!? That would just so awesome :)
@ronswanson7242
@ronswanson7242 6 жыл бұрын
swedisheinherjer im gay
@anava84
@anava84 7 жыл бұрын
Woohoo back to Prison knowledge! This is why I'm subscribed to you Joe.
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you like it!!
@stevencarsley1983
@stevencarsley1983 5 жыл бұрын
Nice work Joe. Keeping 100 on making a prison pizza. Actually looks quite nice.
@jessemersier1825
@jessemersier1825 6 жыл бұрын
Have actually recently had this. Got a buddy who just finished a 6 yr bid make one for us. Nice video
@freddiebatistajr.6443
@freddiebatistajr.6443 7 жыл бұрын
Prison Pizza is so good makes you wanna slap yo Momma lol!!!!
@tamikaventez4151
@tamikaventez4151 7 жыл бұрын
Freddie Batista Jr. Lol! And my mom would want to slap me for preparing my family a prison pizza.
@freddiebatistajr.6443
@freddiebatistajr.6443 7 жыл бұрын
Savanna Jaymes 😂
@freddiebatistajr.6443
@freddiebatistajr.6443 7 жыл бұрын
Savanna Jaymes I'd kiss you for making one love lol!!!😙
@jebvoorhees125
@jebvoorhees125 7 жыл бұрын
LOL brings back memories
@therodenthitman
@therodenthitman 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite prison pizza is topped with pubes and a lightly farted on dough.
@44ham9
@44ham9 6 жыл бұрын
Melt in your mouth
@agentfishgaming9316
@agentfishgaming9316 6 жыл бұрын
Oh
@theweldmasster
@theweldmasster 6 жыл бұрын
how ese would the dough rise? female prisons on the other hnd . they have thick doughd pan pizza queefqueef
@jayceguardipee3581
@jayceguardipee3581 6 жыл бұрын
glem chally lmfao wtf yo?! 😂😂😂
@nickg5276
@nickg5276 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@nukequest5517
@nukequest5517 6 жыл бұрын
i will practise this every day. when (if) i go to prison, i will be the deticated pizza chef, and everyone will love me.
@gog9o9magog
@gog9o9magog 2 жыл бұрын
that looks pretty good. but dude ... YOU are HILARIOUS. keep these videos comin!
@tmother
@tmother 7 жыл бұрын
holy crap nice kitchen!
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 7 жыл бұрын
thanks. lol
@cashanova7061
@cashanova7061 5 жыл бұрын
"It's not DiGiorno's, it's prison pizza" lmao😂
@seanbarnhill8321
@seanbarnhill8321 6 жыл бұрын
I love these cooking videos you do. There juat to great and make my day. Keep up the good work my good sir.
@orasmith7246
@orasmith7246 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly i really like how he puts some humor in the videos
@nicholasczarnecki9729
@nicholasczarnecki9729 6 жыл бұрын
After Prison Cooking with Joe!!!
@BIGSEXXY62677
@BIGSEXXY62677 6 жыл бұрын
Who can actually pull something like this off..... in prison???!!!
@aeoteroa818
@aeoteroa818 5 жыл бұрын
I done it, made calzones, cakes even, fudge, Taffy, all kinds of stuff
@kennyrose1274
@kennyrose1274 4 жыл бұрын
No I DONE ITTT
@W.Y.W.H.40
@W.Y.W.H.40 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, I'll take two! Those look really good...that's what we do at the house. GREAT JOB!
@Titaniaqueenofthefae
@Titaniaqueenofthefae 9 ай бұрын
So far this looks like the best prison pizza recipe I've seen
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