How to make good espresso ☕️

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Tanner Colson

Жыл бұрын

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@impracticalnuke Жыл бұрын

Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*

@impracticalnuke Жыл бұрын

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.

@DevAndVic2022 Жыл бұрын

@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman

@dragonsaige Жыл бұрын

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite

@dhruvshah7112 Жыл бұрын

@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P

@AvNox. Жыл бұрын

Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm

@aqsah14 Жыл бұрын

Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe

@FFKonoko Жыл бұрын

Why do you feel like they are greater than thou? Don't you value the things you can do instead? 😉

@Slate398 Жыл бұрын

A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.

@Sageofthe16 Жыл бұрын

heh..

@nurhazbiyshaffan1021 Жыл бұрын

no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.

@mwara2444 Жыл бұрын

When I was a chef I also went part-time in the day at a coffee shop. Achieving a great cup of coffee was so satisfying and that caramel color to get it perfect every time. It's also like the saying, insanity is doing the same thing over and over again. Expecting different results.

@arimtzv 7 ай бұрын

I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude

@Chew233 6 ай бұрын

Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well

@rasheedjello Жыл бұрын

Hehe poooppy cofey

@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo Жыл бұрын

😂

@ominousbottleoflube Жыл бұрын

This insanely true

@blockhead0309 Жыл бұрын

I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro

@zhangbill1194 Жыл бұрын

Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?

@Eastern-Asia Жыл бұрын

@@blockhead0309 bro

@chubbs-thechubbyninja4719 Жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀

@lakraknjeprak2536 Жыл бұрын

dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂

@minineji7050 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@solomunchkin Жыл бұрын

Bro I- 💀💀😂

@abyssstrider2547 Жыл бұрын

@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.

@lemonjuice6715 Жыл бұрын

@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible

@bearwitty9690 Жыл бұрын

I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._

@Ninjapizza8247 Жыл бұрын

Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that

@oopdascoop Жыл бұрын

@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?

@merica9134 Жыл бұрын

@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods

@yukikanegawa7470 Жыл бұрын

@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.

@lourila Жыл бұрын

@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug « You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»

@naughtymelon6712 9 ай бұрын

"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price." ...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.

@OwenL2020 5 ай бұрын

He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.

@xdEddie_Edgy 5 ай бұрын

@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless

@jaye7898 3 ай бұрын

lol 😂

@eddywashere3391 Ай бұрын

Nah I drink Maxwell house or Chock full O nuts

@harrywatson2694 25 күн бұрын

theres a price for quality

@ishadcruz3250 Ай бұрын

I was searching for the song but landed here😮‍💨

@NOTHING-uk4cw 13 күн бұрын

lol same

@DIFFERENTALEX 11 күн бұрын

Same

@mingdamerciles_3180 Жыл бұрын

“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”

@ncrranger6327 Жыл бұрын

"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months

@fatimascrying Жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU

@danialrafid Жыл бұрын

Pretentious privileged ahh

@jaek__ Жыл бұрын

@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp

@XXavierSin-XXs Жыл бұрын

That's the first thing that came to mind.

@nissim9081 Жыл бұрын

“Jesse we need to brew”

@ownagesniper1 9 ай бұрын

Gale has entered the chat

@faridb40 8 ай бұрын

JESSEEE! JESSE!!

@LionellRafer-uy9po 8 ай бұрын

Yeah mr white! Coffee!

@juancoding 8 ай бұрын

Why the hell are we making meth?

@freecringestuff1551 7 ай бұрын

KZfaq made me rate your comment. You got a 10/10👍

@ry.albert Жыл бұрын

the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”

@fortunateevil2 Жыл бұрын

I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"

@G81L4L Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?

@berthamcdurtha8554 Жыл бұрын

@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying

@paledolphin Жыл бұрын

Whitest thing to say, ong.

@ChaoticDarkthrones 11 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@DeeRuss 8 ай бұрын

I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions

@leepikdude 5 ай бұрын

make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells

@prawtism 25 күн бұрын

Is his name Jeremy?

@Hosenanzugtasche 18 күн бұрын

Collecting is such a sad hobby imo. At least put some effort into things. So many people are just like what's described here: going through the motions with such little interest in what's even directly below the surface.

@RameshKumar-el4su 18 күн бұрын

So how should we ideally be pursuing our hobbies? @@Hosenanzugtasche

@jaybird6396 Жыл бұрын

“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice

@baka3262 Жыл бұрын

you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans. Use them.

@jdkarchivos Жыл бұрын

Not important, but it’s shorts not reels

@Arekusandaa13 Жыл бұрын

@@jdkarchivos Shorts, reels; poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh. They're all tiktok knock-offs anyways hahaha

@AvoidTheCadaver Жыл бұрын

A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.

@D_4_C-CitationNeeded Жыл бұрын

@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine

@assassinmaster3419 Жыл бұрын

*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts

@drawingablankesq Жыл бұрын

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!

@Warmaka Жыл бұрын

This is where the fun begins

@lord_of_war1932 Жыл бұрын

@Linh Nguyen ? What where was incest brought up

@Raikos100 Жыл бұрын

"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP" -purplecrumbs

@lord_of_war1932 Жыл бұрын

@@Vestige98 1. That commercial was fucking hilarious 😂 2. I get the joke now

@ruerue7910 9 ай бұрын

one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot

@Kintuse 9 ай бұрын

I don't know why the KZfaq algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results

@jimmymcgarry 8 ай бұрын

"As someone with a worthless hobby that wastes money, I also appreciate other kinds of snobbery"

@harrymcberry4063 8 ай бұрын

@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…

@NoTrebleHere 6 ай бұрын

@@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?

@namingisdifficult408 6 ай бұрын

@@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.

@dod6031 Жыл бұрын

Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*

@Pokesus Жыл бұрын

Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.

@notgray88 Жыл бұрын

Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.

@chad3538 Жыл бұрын

Yeah true 🤣

@nanashi420 Жыл бұрын

@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.

@snjvbss Жыл бұрын

I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.

@juliannazajda8883 Жыл бұрын

me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting

@candylide Жыл бұрын

Hey Julianna quick question Are you still alive?

@juliannazajda8883 Жыл бұрын

@@candylide still breathing

@candylide Жыл бұрын

@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that

@JaqueefiusJarquavius Жыл бұрын

based

@generic8618 Жыл бұрын

@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply

@Lief3002 9 ай бұрын

I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.

@CasperTimor 24 күн бұрын

People seem to have a constant fantasy of coffee nerds looking down on them and get weirdly mad about it lol

@ciphun 9 ай бұрын

You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.

@krissk77 6 ай бұрын

Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.

@ThatFoxxoLeo Жыл бұрын

"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee" Great advice /s

@JackSilver1410 Жыл бұрын

Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.

@batataverde6453 Жыл бұрын

Genius

@chiarosuburekeni9325 Жыл бұрын

right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.

@PhysicsITGuy Жыл бұрын

Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!" "Old coffee bad" >.>

@briantier2814 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one

@MongooseReflexes Жыл бұрын

Thank you for highlighting this! 🙏🏻☕

@totalnutjob Жыл бұрын

coffee drinkers making the most complicated drink known to man:

@Chadius_Thundercock 9 ай бұрын

It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee. I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth

@jamessimbolon3887 7 ай бұрын

@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day

@aug1246 Жыл бұрын

Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house

@cenofwarable Жыл бұрын

For whatever reason this killed me. 😂

@beaurepairs9553 Жыл бұрын

💀

@xechammad4539 Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀

@Mew0731 Жыл бұрын

Funny asf lol

@croc_moat2327 Жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@undauntedaqua Жыл бұрын

Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound. "This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try." "You're poor"

@Keepitsavage21 Жыл бұрын

“It smells like broke in here”

@eshbanvelez5212 Жыл бұрын

Touché

@jimbojones5083 Жыл бұрын

Wake up and smell the money Huahuahuahua

@fryloc359 Жыл бұрын

In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.

@Chrimp7828 Жыл бұрын

Andrew tate:

@ARgaming-xq2gv 7 күн бұрын

I searched for the song and this is what i found..😃👍

@immymoe914 11 ай бұрын

Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.

@Snakee423 11 ай бұрын

Nah

@kiriki4558 8 ай бұрын

The people who do that do it for hating trends. Like making "jokes" about killing furrys or mocking teenage girls for enjoying things.

@kensmith2829 7 ай бұрын

He made a video labeled "How to make a good espresso", then just says "Buy fresh beans". It deserves the hate.

@BrentKenneth 6 ай бұрын

@@kensmith2829not really, just more like "don't use old beans"

@darrellerrad3945 Жыл бұрын

“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”

@BaiZoo Жыл бұрын

What is this a reference to

@SandwichGlitch Жыл бұрын

@@BaiZoo life

@ddas7974 Жыл бұрын

Rich people

@MG-mb9fi Жыл бұрын

God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop

@rokpepeshogun Жыл бұрын

@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way

@BanHelsing Жыл бұрын

"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe

@magnesjberg24 Жыл бұрын

probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.

@BanHelsing Жыл бұрын

@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it

@cheskaarana6097 Жыл бұрын

@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:

@Nezumi99 Жыл бұрын

@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks

@scootersheep2151 Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

@kao_o 10 ай бұрын

i can’t seem to make a good espresso even though my grandparents always make fresh roasted coffee beans.

@uncrunch398 Жыл бұрын

Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.

@uncrunch398 Жыл бұрын

Savor every drop. Last I heard, it's expected to go extinct with the natural climate it can grow in later this century.

@awesomenokes 9 ай бұрын

tell that to my giant tub of Great Value coffee that I don't remember buying

@Noobgrunt Жыл бұрын

"an espresso wont cure my depresso"

@jahqwelin Жыл бұрын

Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰

@tranzitosu4478 Жыл бұрын

@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite

@gwapsgarcia Жыл бұрын

lmao

@snjvbss Жыл бұрын

Love this

@cattkin6732 Жыл бұрын

@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed

@it_was_my_cat Жыл бұрын

Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:

@rachel5399 Жыл бұрын

Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.

@user-jj5tq4qs7j Жыл бұрын

@@rachel5399 bad habit

@chrisfoxwell4128 Жыл бұрын

12% is way generous.

@carlosjoyeux4722 Жыл бұрын

pc enthusiasts:😳

@icedcoldkilla Жыл бұрын

Wait until you hear about wine

@kimhuong7325 14 күн бұрын

I searched up esspreso by sabrina carpenter and this poped up 😭😭😭

@xenyz35garma21 12 күн бұрын

Fr😭😭😭

@DIFFERENTALEX 11 күн бұрын

same

@jjlatinopedia 3 ай бұрын

Me drinking coffee that was brewed from my $7.00 Mr. Coffee machine: *Cool*

@c4shguy224 Жыл бұрын

bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white

@TBA8o8 Жыл бұрын

Why do you think you're walter white?

@imjustkenough Жыл бұрын

@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡

@JokingVvave Жыл бұрын

@@TBA8o8 🤡

@itzhikun Жыл бұрын

@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭

@mfs96 Жыл бұрын

@@itzhikun lol

@Eveningkiss 10 ай бұрын

Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in

@Logicalsane 3 ай бұрын

Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??

@crislindcoutho5455 Жыл бұрын

I love instant coffee 💕

@CodingCorvus Жыл бұрын

As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.

$@frackert$

@frackert Жыл бұрын

That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it

@karleyj9706 Жыл бұрын

💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.

@tibbers3755 Жыл бұрын

Okay good for you

@trihermawan9553 Жыл бұрын

I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs

@jacobarcher1097 Жыл бұрын

Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso

@lionbryce10101 Жыл бұрын

"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet

@GogitoGTHD Жыл бұрын

Based

@lakraknjeprak2536 Жыл бұрын

yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.

@nils-ph3zs Жыл бұрын

*yet*

@SonOvaSon Жыл бұрын

@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol

@mustafe7510 Жыл бұрын

I got mine as a gift 😌

@freindlyspicerun4424 5 ай бұрын

"Pull a good shot of espresso" Coffee people and gacha game people have so much in common

@sayeedkizuk5822 Жыл бұрын

I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.

@zaryol2338 Жыл бұрын

how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.

@sayeedkizuk5822 Жыл бұрын

@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.

@kensmith4218 Жыл бұрын

No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.

@boysteacher3818 Жыл бұрын

@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.

@Vote_By_Mail Жыл бұрын

Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂

@snowy8926 11 ай бұрын

Jesus christ this video clearly didn't reach the target audience. my dude is just explaining how to make a proper cup of coffee for those WHO WANT TO and didn't put anyone down. ya'll just like to complain.

@Technotoadnotafrog 9 ай бұрын

still pretentious

@AiRPasternak 8 ай бұрын

Spending 5000$ on a machine + 1000$ more for accesories just for your coffee taste 0,000001% better.. Coffee enthusiasts have a severe problem...

@stinky_abi 8 ай бұрын

yes we do cry about it 😁

@danilooliveira6580 8 ай бұрын

@@AiRPasternak its his money for his coffee and he enjoy it, not sure why you are so angry.

@owanbavis1619 8 ай бұрын

@@Technotoadnotafrog Not pretentious, you're just irationally annoyed by him and try to incorrectly use that word to justify it.

@rjtiongkiao6636 Жыл бұрын

Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here

@lakraknjeprak2536 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.

@No-cc1fq Жыл бұрын

Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same

@Mountain_2 Жыл бұрын

@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:

@marc3l_99 Жыл бұрын

@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb

@benjaminpadillaaa Жыл бұрын

Good old sanka

@matthewlui1004 Жыл бұрын

This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.

@HansBelphegor Жыл бұрын

Even that hasn't been hitting right

@hrafni Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@andreichiorean4450 Жыл бұрын

Agreed, this is the best way

@jya5467 Жыл бұрын

👍

@efiniGTX Жыл бұрын

Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times

@magnistir Ай бұрын

Exactlyyyy, thank you so much ❤

@Kingfirefly3451 Ай бұрын

I Just Searched Espresso Cookie And.. I Saw This😭

@lexi_lexx Жыл бұрын

me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"

@ohxvvt Жыл бұрын

I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?

@DisturbedGeneration Жыл бұрын

"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"

@mikec4308 Жыл бұрын

you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired

@diliuzun Жыл бұрын

some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.

@Drghost1235 Жыл бұрын

@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example

@axelhanne8238 Жыл бұрын

@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses

@diliuzun Жыл бұрын

@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)

@lima5847 Ай бұрын

say can’t sleep baby i know espresso

@gazpacho0104 3 ай бұрын

Appreciating coffee should be about enjoyment rather than imposing rigid standards that may not be feasible for everyone.

@marcswanson Жыл бұрын

Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"

@fryloc359 Жыл бұрын

Just like my wife.

@silkic Жыл бұрын

Just like my wife.

@Ozred Жыл бұрын

Just like my wife.

@mikec4308 Жыл бұрын

thats like relighting a cigarette butt

@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 Жыл бұрын

Ana: Eww u look poor...

@itsROMPERS... Жыл бұрын

"don't use shit coffee." Great advice.

@bellatordei3440 Жыл бұрын

The asian palm civet will disagree

@DigoTP_ Жыл бұрын

The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird

@mosio.2504 Жыл бұрын

@@DigoTP_ fr

@JmKrokY Жыл бұрын

True

@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын

Captain obvious with an espresso machine

@Turdboi487 2 ай бұрын

Just realised his “bad” shot of espresso is what my average shot looks like 😭😭

@avantgardenovelist 9 ай бұрын

fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.

@B83N Жыл бұрын

Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.

@ALT-vz3jn Жыл бұрын

Based 😅

@Monkey.D.Pression Жыл бұрын

Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working

@Tiwey Жыл бұрын

i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good

@sarah-annecarney7552 Жыл бұрын

You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.

@Rokomarn Жыл бұрын

@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended

@dbyspae122 Жыл бұрын

Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭

@WollaWinkie Жыл бұрын

Or are you just ignorant?

@dbyspae122 Жыл бұрын

@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better

@loganwalker8537 Жыл бұрын

I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol

@YaamFel Жыл бұрын

@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things

@dbyspae122 Жыл бұрын

@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it

@andreytishenko5639 Жыл бұрын

Thank You very much, Clever Man! All my problems have been solved in a moment! Got a breakthrough to the Huge Espresso! Just amazed!!!❤❤❤

@frances4081 2 ай бұрын

My mom says, “that’s beautiful”

@SwankySpitfire Жыл бұрын

Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.

@sebaschan-uwu Жыл бұрын

Why not drink some juice or something?

@benireges Жыл бұрын

Why not make push-ups or take a shower?

@JoHn-gi1lb Жыл бұрын

Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately

@sheevinopalpatino4782 Жыл бұрын

You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!

@chupasmetes2347 Жыл бұрын

@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl

@GallyGadgets 3 ай бұрын

Woah. That’s a nice shot of espresso

@Thealmightytoastofgods 9 ай бұрын

Imagine your caffein addiction gets so bad you have all this equipment

@Danjin22 Жыл бұрын

Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.

@ItzTritonCG Жыл бұрын

Banger comment

@T3rmin4t0rN Жыл бұрын

Underrated

@borisdorofeev5602 Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@entropyofallcreation Жыл бұрын

That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *

@kbj8594 Жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@krane15 Жыл бұрын

Burn blasphemer.

@abdodz94 Жыл бұрын

It looks very tasty

@DR-sv8ke 3 ай бұрын

Lol new coffee is better than old coffee. What a breakthrough!

@ryanmfs125 Жыл бұрын

One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe

@chaossense5334 Жыл бұрын

is that a bad thing or smth

@TheViperkat Жыл бұрын

@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it

@chaossense5334 Жыл бұрын

@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀

@Pinkrevenge101 Жыл бұрын

@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby

@lincolnv9261 Жыл бұрын

@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.

@Vienna3080 Жыл бұрын

My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting

@MK-573 Жыл бұрын

And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough

@mande-lorean2182 Жыл бұрын

Same here bro

@teebolt45 Жыл бұрын

Sumatera

@-steady-8215 Жыл бұрын

Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.

@nathancurtis4485 Жыл бұрын

Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart

@lofeofsope2542 9 ай бұрын

I added up the pricing of everything he uses in the video: LaColombe Kenya Sky Line beans: $21 Digital scale: ~$40 Niche coffee bean grinder: $544 Flair 58 Espresso machine and peripherals: $596 Not including taxes, shipping, and other insignificant expenses like the shot glass, spoons, etc., this cup of coffee would cost you 1,201 dollars to replicate if you didn’t have any of the equipment. Here’s how much a cup of Folger’s at my house would cost: MrCoffee coffee maker: $21 Folgers 51 classic roast: $7 Trader Joe’s brand coffee filters: $15 The difference between my cup of black coffee and his shot of espresso, no matter what you mix it in, is not worth 1,158, nor is it worth the extra 30 minutes to make.

@sergekadziolka4722 8 ай бұрын

Sorry for this amount. Cast iron fry pan and stir the green coffee beans during 20 minutes to medium or dark roast. Let it rest 12 hours before to grind them, for regular coffee or French press or espresso . The smell and taste of it is awesome

@justdecaffeinated 8 ай бұрын

i don't know why you spent the time to math that up when the bottom line was just "get a fresh roast"

@youtbe999 8 ай бұрын

This is a valuable comment! Kudos to you.

@owanbavis1619 8 ай бұрын

The advice was to use fresher coffee. He never says in any of his videos that his expensive equipment is neccisary. Unlike the gadgets that he showcases in his other vids, the advice he gives in this video is actually useful in getting better coffee. He never even mentioned his equipment in the video, so I don't even know why you felt the need to count up the prices, unless you had a personal gripe with him.

@lofeofsope2542 8 ай бұрын

@@owanbavis1619 i’m aware, but literally every video he mentions “if you don’t do this in the exact way i’m showing you, your coffee is worse than mine. you won’t get as good of ‘pulls’ or the flavors won’t be as interesting or blah fucking blah” this guy pisses me off, because he’s saying if you can’t shell out a grand for a fucking cup of coffee then you just can’t have access to that. its fucking coffee, he’s got a stick so far up his ass, it’s rubbing up against his patella.

@noahwyatt6364 8 ай бұрын

“This is the reason you can’t pull any bitches”

@leoloveschomiks 7 ай бұрын

real

@rae-p2266 Жыл бұрын

dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans

@z-beats9354 Жыл бұрын

Why is this not blowing up

@alvito7355 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Mr_Also 8 ай бұрын

@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong

@dramaybaazii 7 ай бұрын

@@Mr_Also😂😂

@jahstri 7 ай бұрын

zip it

@whengrapespop5728 Жыл бұрын

“Nobody wants that espresso” Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.

@datb0013 Жыл бұрын

espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.

@nuansd Жыл бұрын

Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?

@kenji214245 Жыл бұрын

@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.

@nuansd Жыл бұрын

@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them

@kenji214245 Жыл бұрын

@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.

@lollolcrazykid56884 5 ай бұрын

I love this vid lol

@Level1Fisherman 2 ай бұрын

Wow that looks great

@yummyklown9226 Жыл бұрын

If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it

@killerblade1044 Жыл бұрын

Fax!

@inconspicuoussalad7730 Жыл бұрын

I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...

@lidmc796 Жыл бұрын

Like a heroin addict racking up a needle

@JokerDaSmoker Жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣🤣

@Jane-oz7pp Жыл бұрын

Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.

@velazquezarmouries Жыл бұрын

Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough

@crazywolf9715 Жыл бұрын

Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣

@velazquezarmouries Жыл бұрын

@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great Like Nescafé

@The12231 Жыл бұрын

@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old

@Solaceon Жыл бұрын

Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough

@velazquezarmouries Жыл бұрын

@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better

@andrewhoward6703 Жыл бұрын

Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago! Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy

@Scrimblo Жыл бұрын

feeling a little adventurous, mayhaps i’ll add some invasive weeds.

@cursed1285 Жыл бұрын

@@Scrimblo add just a little bit of poison ivy for that extra kick

@CardboardSliver Жыл бұрын

Heavens, I feel the need to add some night shade to my tea! Mmm, quite spicy!

@seabassa.m.665 Жыл бұрын

@@CardboardSliver fuck it, also add some fox gloves for a nice shade to the mix, simply delectable

@TurtMcSquirt Жыл бұрын

Average? True coffee addicts will eat 2 week old used grounds for a fix. This is the equivalent of heroin in a sliver spoon and a clean needle

@nzanthungehumtsoe7453 9 ай бұрын

POV... STARBUCKS making my coffee when I'm running out of time💀

@user-cn7uv9eb7w Ай бұрын

"I can't relate to desperation" but I'm desperate for some coffee lol

@liamv1bes56 Жыл бұрын

“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”

@ToadyWoods Жыл бұрын

Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park

@JesseGilbride Жыл бұрын

it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵‍💫

@noteagerenough Жыл бұрын

I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~ BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR

@paledolphin Жыл бұрын

Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.

@KingsleyComanIsCool 10 ай бұрын

That hits hard even today

@alessandrosarti640 Жыл бұрын

Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"

@csf4534 Жыл бұрын

Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao

@illestvillain1971 Жыл бұрын

Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work

@ryant2568 Жыл бұрын

I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all. Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.

@igoralmeida9136 Жыл бұрын

me using instant coffee

@matts3425 Жыл бұрын

having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.

@gavinfinch2393 Жыл бұрын

I really like Peak Flavor Coffee for this very reason. They roast for your order and send directly to you.

@user-du6hg9hk7q 8 ай бұрын

thanks! perfect

@LordBete Жыл бұрын

So the ritual doesn’t matter, it’s just the expensive coffee that makes the difference

@warrenarnold Жыл бұрын

Once yall bought the machines, they changed the game

@bencecsikos5977 Жыл бұрын

Thats very wrong

@gregorskiff Жыл бұрын

It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh". Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.

@reflectcard6258 Жыл бұрын

Used to think similar, but my last telemarketing work made me addicted to coffee. Now I need to drink an entire jar in the morning to pump

@thepacifist702 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lonelalydmitri9489 Жыл бұрын

Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee

@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo Жыл бұрын

If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.

@jadebayoba7073 Жыл бұрын

Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad

@jadebayoba7073 Жыл бұрын

@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this

@kelvinchristendat6749 Жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to tell me I have a skill issue

@moonlight39echo 4 ай бұрын

*me grabbing boiling water, yemeni coffee out of the freezer, putting through a french press, happy*

@TGCPhilip Жыл бұрын

I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee

@humansizedbirdnest9435 Жыл бұрын

Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot

@giovannadisii9710 Жыл бұрын

"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen

@esdeathchan4354 Жыл бұрын

Nice quote

@mwara2444 Жыл бұрын

I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well

@Corteum Жыл бұрын

"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote

@sir_humpy Жыл бұрын

bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...

@as_below_so_above Жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.

@jacksonkaylor8192 8 ай бұрын

Bro he called me poor in 1000000 different languages

@user-iz9vh7ij6c 2 ай бұрын

Thinking bout me, baby I know, that that's me expresso

@casperrabbit7254 Жыл бұрын

Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee

@corey2232 Жыл бұрын

People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂

@Robdutton91 Жыл бұрын

This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point

@Laura-Yu Жыл бұрын

Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?

@datb0013 Жыл бұрын

it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life? it's just bean juice dude

@corey2232 Жыл бұрын

@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉

@datb0013 Жыл бұрын

@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?