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Letting them have monsters might be a problem down the road. Never know what we'll domesticate or tame in a few generations.

"These are deathworld monsters" Human: "Sounds like fun, and we get paid too, so lets go"

If you want a deathworld tamed, you ask deathworlders to tame it. All they want in payment is OLD/OUTDATED equipment and carcasses? That's a pretty good deal. A civilization on the run meeting a civilization just becoming extra-solar. One needing help and the other willing to give it. This sounds like the start of a great series.

"The universal language" writer was really skilled, though I enjoyed both stories of course.

They basically invited them to a camping trip with all you can eat free range barbecue, all expenses covered... Nice

The walking nightmare known as humanity doing good deeds for our galactic neighbors.

Story 1: Humans are like "I have no idea what you're saying, but I like the cut of your jib." I can only imagine that the animals taste delicious, and that would probably disturb the aliens more; the same 'monsters' that they're so afraid of are actually just less scary than deer and we clean them up for them simply because it's an easy source of meat. Humans are more like monsters ourselves in that story; hard to understand and eager to kill and consume. Fortunately for the mining xenos that we don't care for eating sapients. Story 2: Sharing food is always a good way to build bonds. Just keep them away from Substance C.

Author of the second story. Thank you for lending your voice to my story.

Alien race begs for humans to help them exploit the resources on a deathworld... the humans turn it into a hunting retreat instead. Really liked the way they did the transmissions in that second one, especially with conveying the proper feel with music. Maybe a bit risky if the ones they met had attacked at the first war images, but at the same time not hiding anything... showing them Humanity, warts and all.

Story 1 : The payment for that mission is the sheer entertainment and unregulated hunting opportunity. Story 2 : Wonderful story of first contact and cooperation in the making.

Things like that second one are what I love about science fiction. The hope that no matter how dark the situation is now, there can be a better tomorrow. That we ultimately want to be good to others... I have to believe this. Life is just too hard and too sad otherwise.

First story reminds me of my time in the army, I drove APCs. It was always funny that despite any terrain we were driving through anyone we were driving, besides the crew, were either fast asleep or happily chatting.

Two very good stories! The first one would be a blast. The second one makes me hope. WITH ENERGY!!

Story two is how I wish our first contact would go, peacefully with music and friendship.

Perfect narration as always my friend. Wonderful stories from the authors. Thank you.

i love how u tell the stories. the way u change your voice it makes the story better and moving thank you.

Thank you for the stories and of course, here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve

It's always good to share with the less fortunate

I always enjoy your narrations, and the 'The Universal Languages' was especially good.

For DA SKWERL and his Nest, may the nut supply always be in surplus

Love the more real development of communication between species.

very interesting first story i want to hear more of the 2nd story thanks for the narrations

Thanks for 2 more good stories. The first had me struggling to smother my laughter, as I am sharing a room with another patient, & she has already gone to bed. The second story has an interesting & well thought out solution for communicating with a totally alien culture. (For those who may be wondering, not to worry, I'm using headphones with my tablet, so that's not disturbing my roommate. 😊)

1st story: Aliens: we desperately need to mine a planet. Humans: meh, not our problem. Aliens: and there are these monsters on the planet *shows pictures Humans: wait, they have giant wild boars and other wildlife? Guys, I think we found a perfect place for recreational hunting and BBQ. And, we will get paid for it. Yoohoo. 2nd Story: and that's how we created a translator - through math, music and shared meals, and it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I can see how we came to be so disrespectful to the poor galactic community. "They want to pay us to deal with... the weeds and some big cows? Will they even last long enough to pay us? These are miners right, and they cant even handle a big cow. What were they planning on busting rocks with that cant handle a big cow? Tell them we'll do it, but only if we get the flora and fauna since they want the minerals. That's probably the only way we'll see a payday out of this."

I was expecting them to capture the beasts for humans zoos.

damn, 2 dudes 5 minutes after the premiere ended just syncronising to send 2 emojis at the same time I salute to you, one random guy on youtube to another o7

For the second story, that was the Fibonacci sequence that was communicated. One of the theorized things for a first contact scenario is to communicate principles of mathematics, because mathematics are constant and can be easily communicated regardless of a language barrier.

The second story made me cry it was so good

I love to hear Aggro read, I could listen all day!

In the first story i was expecting the humans to start rounding up dinosaurs for their zoos.

Both are great authors. Can't wait for the others. Might I recommend Twice Denied? It's short but is whole heartedly HFY.

I am curious for more on the second story.

For the Spiral, For the Algorithm, and for the Narrator!!

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are Deadly Pioneers Story 2: I had to look at the original story to figure out what the "Holy Spiral" was, as I am not a mathematician. Clever.

Interesting 2nd story.

Love what YOU are doing, giggle giggle happy

Both stories showed the beauty of befriending Humanity... You want insanity to take on Monsters? We got you. You need a helping hand and a cheeseburger? We got you

Yay another great story! Thank you. ❤❤❤❤

Another episodes of Florida Man goes to space.

Someone forgot to tell the alien miners that the human homeworld also happened to be a deathworld.

Excellent as always Agro. Thank you again.

How to pay Humans? Barbeque.

1st story - Letting them kill anything they want - yeah, destroy the ecosystem and cry about it when it's to late. 2nd story - A story filled with hope for the future of humanity as a good species filled with kindness.

Only thing that came to mind at "how to pay a human" is "in full, and on time"

1st story in modern manga naming custom: "Those aliens allow us to play Monster Hunter IRL to colonize the worlds. Sign me in and give me my gunlance!"

Thank you for the video.

the first story sounds a lot like a ROCK AND STONE endeavor

Mmmmmm bacon sausage pulled pork BBQ sandwiches pork chops head cheese. Yeah I'd travel a few light years for a nigh infinite supply of free range pork.

love the backround on this video

the beard fascinates me. more beard

Thank you for the reading

Nice!

1st Story: Explanation to the Aliens - We humans evolved on a deathworld, where we had to both protect ourselves from a myriad of dangerous predators, each far physically superior to us, and where we also had to hunt any number of dangerous prey animals for food, also far physically superior to us. Hunters who could bring down the biggest predator and prey animals became universally admired heroes to our societies, showered with praise and prestige. Although the times are long gone when humans had to struggle to survive against dangerous beasts, the instincts of tens of thousands of years of hunting still remain in many of us. Many still crave the challenge of besting a beast that's physically superior to us. And oh yeah, many of us humans also love trying out food we've never eaten before, for the taste.

@agrosquerrlie is there a sequel to either of these? Because I feel that they were left open for more.

The carrot uprising

Sunthin, sumthin, chikkin!

feed the friends sss

Universal language was stupendous !!!!!@

First story.. needs the ODST soundtrack.. and Monstsr hunter theme at the battle lol

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

Thanks!

The human bugs you say for liberty

Yeah one of the best ways to get Humanity to do something is to offer them free food

Ngl the beginning sounds like somthing out of drg

Humanity is definitely going to tame and domesticate those beasts.

Stories that end too soon

So story 1 was about 30-40 wild, feral hogs... in space? rofl

Hopefully 2nd story has part 2 to part 6?

You told a bored human you found something worth fighting? For pay?

I'm interested in the artwork. From where?

did the 2nd story just communicate by slender/recap vidio and memes???

cool

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Third then , same date

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2nd, 26 November 2023

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