Scott English peepee poopoo

Scott English my crush never responds to me and pisses me off, but i never tell her

your thinking of a man

Poo poo pee dum dum

All women will test you! It’s just nature 🤷‍♂️

@@sarahkhan07859 bisexual or bitch

@@levievieuwu7919 lmao💀💀

LeviEvie UwU 😂😂😂💀💀💀dammmm fuck it maybe the ex put in alot of work to get this person imprinted

Yes. At what point do "we" realize it's all bullsh*t?

@@hombreenojado lol just be the bull

Which I don't have Fuck my life

Dude. Like WTF? You are lacking girl in your life. But not any particular girl? It's not because you can talk for hours. It's not because she understands you like nobody else. You just want any human with vagina. And that's why they don't want to talk with you.

Theses responses are halarious

im having some difficulities, deffinetly the hardest step

@@tomaszgolinski1689 i have a girl texting me and i dont have a type if they look good and have a good personality then we can date

Is it that easy?

@@evelieningels9408 idk never had a girl text me before

Mr_Baksteen _HD lmao

just reply hmm

Truee

Isaiah felt this so hard xD

Well now you know for shot number 5

Same

Lmao

Shots?

Weirdo. Enjoy your right hand

@Paul Rodriguez remember do not hesitate to pull the trigger no matter the outcome

@@CardboardRyan Ah yes, woooosh

@@pawanrohidas1163 bro what💀

@@pawanrohidas1163 good advice. Respect to this genius right here

Checkmate

@Ahh Ayy Boy: What ABOUT you?

@@Black_Knight_-BK- *Mission accomplished. Chad level: 6900*

@@ZealousWins ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

Dayum💀

She's either gonna friendzone or gonna cheat

I have this we just jokingly flirt. She probs wanna cheat but I ain't gonna do a man like that even if he talks to her like once a week. I'm pretty sure Ik more abt her than her bf anorl lmfao.

kzip247 do em like that

Become the side nigga

Same here. Pretty much bs how girls play with our minds

Wutttttttttt. You had us in the first half ngl

🐐🙏🏼

Thanks

Why you telling us how we have to be. Just be yourself.. If you are never serious she wont tell you anything to personal tbh

You are right thanks

Same

One day man 👊

Ethan D. Don’t do that... don’t give me hope

@@Patobaixinho I believe in you 🙏 you've got this

Ethan D. That’s what we call false advertising

There was this girl who actually I wasn’t really interested, because we didn’t know each other, and she just slides into my dm’s and we started talking lol

AYYYEEEEE

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yeah ok

no it's fucking not

@@issam5000 yes it fucking is

@@issam5000 this stuff is more useful than half the shit i was taught - I would take 4 years of this over 4 years of french (which i was forced to take btw)

Ben Dover actions talk louder

I got the same response everytime I text her.

If she comes off as harsh or too dry just say something like, yeah I’m gonna go do (so and so). See if she’ll text you on her own. If she texts you later herself then you’re all good hopefully she opens up. Try to seem uninterested without being rude. Make it seem like you’ve got better things to do than wasting time with her. Don’t get offended or overreact to anything she says. If she takes 5 mins to respond take 5 mins if she takes 20 take 10-15 if she takes an hour take 30-45 if she takes 2-3 hours take 1-2 hours if she takes more than a day or few I’d say move on because she’s not worth that long of a wait you could find better If not the second thing I’d try to do is joke a little bit to get her say more than lol. After that I’d get annoyed and just flat out ask her why she’s being so dry if she’s interested 😂 flat out asking her is sort of my last resort option because I couldn’t care if she’s interested or not at that point I just want to know why she’s being dry Another thing, try to flip the script and ask her questions about things she’s doing. If you talk and talk yourself she’ll become annoyed just listening and maybe dry. Make her do most of the talking without her knowing she’s doing it

lol

Ben Dover 👌

same

Same here. And like barely 2 weeks before lockdown ended, it was all over.... farking sad. First girl I REALLY clicked with too 😔 😟

@Udith Arora bro don,t rush it

@Udith Arora yo. Relax. If a girl gets a feeling you're desperate. Then that means it game over.

That's a priceless wisdom

Damn....don’t leave us

A Man of culture right here

"Be yourself" Stop with the bullshit, instead be the best version of yourself everyday, not just be yourself

@@sgrodoloxus9264 its still being yourself youre not acting like someone youre not

Dq Arts just say I think you are cute then wait for her if she chases after you she likes you

Friend zone is a mind makeup think you can still get her as long as you have a penis. simple thing is you gotta tease her just don't do a friend is suppose to do.

same shit bro

I had a friend zone friend and got to hit it. Just tease her. It really was the last thing I expected but it just happened lol

Dq Arts too nice is just an excuse pal. She’s just saying that ur boring. Make jokes at her expense every once in a while lmao (obviously nothing serious, like if she does something dumb then tease her about it, don’t make fun of her appearance lmao)

Jay Cobarrubias 🔥

"Awh you wanna meet my parents already"

I hope he thought your mom was you :)

Rachel Ouk 👌

If she's reaching out then it probably means she's already into you. Don't overthink it and keep it casual and fun

@@thegentlemensgame but that doesn't really give an explanation to respond to "hey" what am I supposed to say

The Gentlemen's Game you’re telling him if she reaches out but you’re not giving him the ammunition to shoot her back with. You’re giving him a cap gun with cap gun ammo that isn’t shooting shit. Give him examples of things he should say or examples of how to converse.

Dude i loved cap guns when i was 7! But yeah it sucked they didn't shoot shit.

Maybe we should use the same techniques on the gentlemen’s game to see if he can give you a response ;D

yes

Nah homie, that's when you run the other direction. And fast too.

Jaye Hughes 😂😂 so true

Shes possessive stay the fuck away from that girl

True

And haha

The ultimate killer: "huh".

@@Frank-el2wf ask a question for example: her favorite food

And tease her about it somehow

TheGamingBasil message a random girl, and try go from phase 1-4 if it doesn’t workout find another girl

@@smitty4483 that's mean if u don't like her...

luluwaza YT pretty sure they mean text a random girl that you think is cute, obviously

@@TheGamingAaron yeah, but if u don't like em it'sk inda mean imo

luluwaza YT but isn’t thinking they are cute technically liking them tho? Obviously I wouldn’t do it to a random girl I had to interest in

Wow, you must be very good at this stuff then, what are you doing on this video bro 😂

Clearly you know how to respond to every message, right?

L bro ur in friendzone

@@-Soren she was my crush for like 2-3 years it hurts

@@penceritahorror9745 but she said she doesn't like me tho in that way

@@binlarden3120 Yep, that's friendzone. But hey, you have a friend at least, many are unfortunate enough to not have one

@@lucaventinove3151 I guess so but would of been better to be a bit more than friends

Nah don't

maxime demars definitely do not do that

@@TheCreator1875 Love isn't a fucking game, but if one is playing then don't be surprised when there's two. Engaging in behavior like that, while manipulative, is a way to test the mettle of the interest you've built up with her. So far, it's obvious that the guy is doing all the legwork here. Turning the tables and letting her put in the effort for a change demonstrates the capability that you two can form a mutual bond.

King, she's not worth it.

She belongs...

@@ZealousWins to the streets

Facts

If she is friendly then start to flirt a bit and then take out attention and show her that you have a world outside her logistics

Be intentional with your actions and you'll see progress . There are things you can't control, like how she might be feeling or her schedule, but just put your best foot forward to see if she likes you and if not, kindly move on

@@thegentlemensgame Thanks. At first I was too clingy, then heartbroken, but I finally started to understand things. 😀

That dumb bitch is full of shit !!!! She's a bitchass flake !!!

Kristóf Kovács 😢

Why didn't you tried?

@@dinamosflams tried what?

@@tanp8084 to meet

Is it really impossible to meet as in you guys just chat online and liked each other kind of situation where you're also way too far apart to even try? Cause that i would understand

@@DarkSwam56 well, we live thousand or 2k kilometres apart.. and its like if we met in 1 nd half year, we will see... If doesnt then nvm because she will go to abroad...

Sounds familiar. But in reverse. Seemed like the guy was gung ho and interested. One date. And now the idea of future dates are agreed to. But no actual date happens. Conversation has gone dry. But continues every few days or so. Some pictures are exchanged from activities during the day. Then fizzles.

Oh my boy🤦‍♂️ She gave you the attitude yet you still attach your ass to her. Find another one and cut off your convos with her.

Friend zone for sure. Give her some more talking, maybe a few months more and see if she will move closer. Try to be seen around other girls after a couple of months and she'll suddenly want you.

It's how it is. Everyone has said for YEARS that tall, good looking guys with money get women. Yet all those things have done NOTHING for me. I have zero game except the ability to avoid the crap girls who are interested in me.

thats the thing. boys can NEVER move on

So many times "busy" is just an excuse.

@@OrbitArc maybe for you, especially considering the way you type. Some of us get fixated on one. I wish we could just kidnap them Kazakhstan style and get on with life.

@@OrbitArc all are different

@@OrbitArc and a lot of the 4.5b is children and grandmas

Not WAF I’m not an expert, but what I’d do is I would spark a really good conversation. One that she wants to keep up with and she’s be upset almost if you left it. I myself couldn’t really care if one girl is dry with me or not because I’ll find another it doesn’t matter. So what I’d do is spark a great conversation and then at the absolute peak of the conversation when she doesn’t want to stop texting you say something like, “I’m gonna go do (so and so)”. This is a little extreme but after that I’d stop texting her for a few days. If she texts you saying hello or something then hopefully that helped figure out the problem just don’t be the conversation starter and don’t be the only one all in to sparking convo. If she doesn’t text you I’d move on and find another girl. And if she ever seems like upset at you for no logical reason pull the same card,” yeah I’m gonna go shower” or somethi and don’t text back. Sometimes when girls don’t have a logical reason they’ll break down and feel bad for coming off harsh ( at least in my past experiences)

Rob Stephenson thanks!

Rob Stephenson will the fact that we have been texting for a Month effect anything?

Not WAF 🔥

Not WAF it depends. What do you fear it might effect?

deathtoy101 👀

Then,you my friend, are friend zoned

Well think abt it this way, she probably is a positive person in general and with others as well, talking to her and all that makes you feel something special i assume? but a meet up would be a no go if she's just not comfortable with the idea of that. I can't say for sure since it depends on a lot of things like how close are you guys things like that

She doesn’t meet then simply block her ass

Badass Productions 👍

MrMixCro you can always make time for someone if you really want to, let her go king

F

@@godwinuwaeme3472 legend

No matter how busy someone is, there is always a way to sacrifice some time for anything. If she doesn't want to fit you in her schedule, she simply is not on that level of interest that you think she is. Move on ma guy, better things await

Maybe shes either doing push pull strat or shes testing u... Worst case scenario shes into another guy :(

@@ricardobrites8141 shes giving me mixed signals

@@luzkiefer6014 good luck with that man :( If i was in that situation i would just ask her right out front if i had that type of connection with her...

Luzkiefer Just ask her out. You already met her at a party. If she says no move on

You’ve probably already made a move but I think she’s in a situation where she doesn’t know what to do and is unsure if she wants to keep texting you. Just try bro and if it doesn’t work out, fuck it

The_HobGoblin listen man no girl is loyal if ur smooth you will get her

This is why im here

I Dyed Jimin's Hair With Haters Blood 😭

it is

@@derritter4970 nt

It is, son

Mac Lethal has a great video called "you're vs your" rap. It's should be on KZfaq

I'd say if you're willing to walk away and move on quickly onto to another girl, then good for you and yeah you can do that. Problem is lots of guys have a specific girl that they're really into, and if you want to get that girl then at some point you're gonna have text her to keep the connection alive. But I see your point. Way I see it, it depends on how much the girl means to you. If she's a 6-7 yeah I'd say move on, but sometimes when you come across a rare 9 or 10. It's worth the effort to text her.

Yeah, it's situational. I can't say much, but: I met with a 7/10 girl. I was slightly interested, but later my affection really raised up. I was too clingy. After a half year she got a boyfriend and rejected me. I stopped texting her, and months later she asked a random question out of nowhere... I started to do this fun giving thing, but still failed to meet her, so I stopped again. After a half year I randomly called her and we met alone for first time. We got closer to each other and I realized how much I like her. So I won't just move on... but I have to be clever. :D Before her, I tried with some girls, but I messed up and moved on quickly.

@@kristofkovacsRisy I like your resolve fam this is the level of resolve I'm slowly attaining

@@badassproductions4734 Haha, my resolve made me be rejected again. I kissed her cheeks and she said "Now it's awkward..." I grabbed her waist and asked: "Is this awkward too?" I laughed and let her go. She said some guy does this and she wants to settle their relationship... In the end she asked for a friendly hug. I can't figure out her thoughts, but I'll try unless I find someone else. :D

@@kristofkovacsRisy purposefully look for someone else. in doing this you win either way. they always act cool till another girl shows up. then if they like you, you have their attention some even start to panic. even if she doesn't want you. there would be other girls in your life. you may be disappointed if it doesn't work but you'll be free

This is just texting buddy, if you're in the friendzone you did that to yourself in person lol

Bro best thing to do is text some stupid flirty shit and then FaceTime her FaceTime her a few more times (don’t do it daily like spread it out like once every few days) then hit her up on text saying U tryna link (don’t go to the movies you wanna talk to her and get comfortable) always make it seem like you got shit to do and your busy a lot make it seem like when you set up the day of the day you say when ur free (and don’t say ur free anytime cause then she will think ur some loser that sits home all day and jerks off)

Jacob JL ima try it next time. That girl is now in a relationship lol. I don’t really like talking to girls because they never seem interested in the conversation and I don’t wanna come out as creepy and immediately start flirting.

Perhaps try to use texting to set up meetups and do all the talking in person

I was going to say the exact same thing as the other commenter. Meet more. Not everyone likes texting - I sure as hell don't.

9 months later... how did it go?

I was texting with a girl and she's boring as shit. At one point I thought she might be autistic from the way she replies lol. Glad I knew the texting world and a girl in person are very different so I decided to ask her out. Guess what, I still think she's autistic and she shouldn't be driving.

Loves you as a friend equals friend zoned. But you might be a soul mate.

@@OffGridInvestor this comment old as hell bruh, her and I stopped talking a while back when she started dating this douche and I realized she was not worth my time lol

Just ignore the fucking meme and respond something funny like "because I stand strong on my feet, you'll need more to blow me away"

@@jobzeelenberg5900 this is im really into that girl lmao and saying dat dosent match my personality im not that kinda person im like the takes it slow and listens to her type of guy 😂

@@ridewithkay don't be shy to be playful, king

@@raresserban955 hmm im trying ma best to make her feel comfortable around me but not too comfortable untill brozoned or smtng 😂

@@ridewithkay be playful, offer a challange or she will take you for granted, king