The sad part is that most of what he said is true..

Current med student here. Couldn’t agree more. Except the treadmill features a flame thrower and you’re jogging in gasoline-soaked undies.

As a current M1, im very happy to receive a comprehensive guide, as well as normalization of my personal habits.

As an OB/GYN doctor I ask that you don’t mastubate on the wards...

It is really disturbing to me how perfectly accurate this is. I'm in fourth year now, and it is Candy Land compared to the raging dumpster fire of my life that was the other three years. I got so burnt out in the first three years, I took a year off to go get a two year degree, and that was actually a break. Almost done with interviews now and I am so looking forward to next year when I actually get paid and my badge opens doors and unlocks computers instead of just wastes plastic.

As a 2nd year Med student, we need a part 2 of this video

Dont ask questions, just memorize -- so true

Holy hell! As a current medical student this was way too true!

One thing to add to 4th year.... be nice to the nurses and they will keep u from killing anyone. Just sayin😉

'masturbate a lot' is by far the best advice i ever heard in medschool lol why my seniors never told me that?

Probably the best advise I’ve gotten right before my medical school interviews. 😂👏🏼

Current MS1 here, one of the things we were told at the start of year one was to find out what kind of learner you are and stick to it. I found out I am an active learner so doign this while learning it helps. I took this with your advice and worked out some stress during the video. thanks mate

Thank you for the advice, Dr. ZDoggMD! Will do!

Year 1, and I'm dying. Looks like I have a gameplan now. Let's see if I can save the remaining half of the school year. XD

You got me through year one and you're getting me through year two. Just need to make sure my arm doesn't fall off so I can still do surgery.

I feel a lot better. Thanks Doc. Now to find me a homeless man...

Zdogg I saw you at the Burlington, VT airport last Friday but didn't want to bother you so didn't say hi. Regretting the shit out of that but I know in my heart that you're the kind of dude who would've been happy to talk to me. Maybe one day I'll see you in the airport again, and next time I will not make the same mistake.

Advice noted as I'm going into year 1 in 6 months.

This totally applies to all medical schools

This was AMAZING! Thank you.

I'm taking step 1 in the next two weeks. Thanks Dr. Z!

Zdogg I love you so much. You are the idol I need.

This is great advice!!!

LMAO 🤣! I have now completely fallen in love you ZDogg MD!

Retired attending... it’s funny how we all have a shared experience no matter if we graduated from med school in 1979, 1999 or 2021. We are really all connected, because while the information and the knowledge changes, the experience stays the same. I can look at any doctor and automatically know that we have a connection based on our shared experience no matter where we went to medical school or residency. We all “get” each other. If you don’t understand what I’m saying then you didn’t go to medical school.

I have used this knowledge to get through PA school. Half way done with my first year.

Very honest. Love it

In the second year of medical school.. guess I need to destress more

For MS2 and up , what key differences would you say exist between undergrad and med school?

As a medical coder, I'm always looking for ways to better understand my doctors and their mentality. You Sir, have helped me 🤣🤣 Thank you

Alright I'm doing it right I'll keep it up lol. 😂😂😂

I got through med school and residency by working hard and being constantly pissed-off. I was left alone because I did my work and everyone was afraid of me. Not recommended, but it worked for me.

What got me was "refactory period shorter" wow SA node your way through med lmaoooooo

Was not expecting this😄

This vid got my sub. Thank you 😂😭

Hey, doctor Z...I’m not sure what to call you, I’m new to the channel. I was hoping you could give me a bit of advice. I know for a fact that I want to work in a field of medicine. I love learning about maladies, reading research articles, and I like the idea of being a lifelong student. I am especially fascinated by the future of oncology. There’s literally nothing else that captivates my mind to this extent. I thought that I wanted to be a doctor, but I suffer from bipolar depression and anxiety and was diagnosed last year, before I began college. I’ve been reading about the rates of physician burnouts and suicide rates and I’m no longer sure if I should still become a doctor. My first semester I got a 4.0, but this year has been really hard and my grades have slipped. I’ve forgotten how to take care of myself. I’m considering becoming a PA, but I’m not sure if I can completely let go of my MD dream. I know that only I can make this decision, but I would love some insight

I remember screaming laughing at this when it was first released!!

Im 15 and hoping to be a cardiologist one day but seeing how my cousin couldn’t get through one year of med school & quit im kind of scared so please pray for me lol

This is still one of my favorite videos. 🤣

Aussie RN here. This totally explains so many of our interns/residents. 😂 And the med students. For some reason, the med students never expect me to talk directly to them. When I do, they look at me as though I’m a cat that’s begun reciting poetry. It’s like... hi, yes, you might need to talk to us nurses sometime. Or maybe they don’t cover that in mes school til fourth year?

I LOVE Z!

This is so fu**ing relatable everywhere seemingly

Could easily rewrite the first two years for an engineer without changing too much

This is the best advice I have every received haha

Does this count for medical students from the uk?

This video is a hidden gem

Can confirm. This advice would have been super useful.

This had me rolling!

That took a HARD turn. Lol 🤣🤣🤣

I start medical school in January 2020. I'm now terrified.

just yes

I don’t know what it is... but I like this dude.

You nailed it! LOL

The things we come across on the Tube...😂 Anyway, the part about there being a lot of work to do is true. I wish people get told this before they start. It's disastrous to discover this in the middle of it.

I can understand everything he says

You need to have a stand up special on Netflix.

M1 and all true and preach this wisdom!! :)

0:30 number next - soo on brand

He sounds like Dr Cox from Scrubs

This is an absolutely terrible video.... because its true. :(

Having attended medical school, not a one soul that I have met in medicine fails to match this description.

Hahah spot on man!

God I Love this guy

Very accurate. I broke a couple records 2nd yr after pulling past rookie numbers

This is hilarious!!

Memorize a bunch of shit and don't ask questions is the key to success in any advanced degree or licensing exam. People stress themselves out by challenging and doubting the information given to them, and asking what if this and that. Spitting the answer out that they want to see on the exam is all that matters. Worry about the ifs and buts when it comes the real world.

Actually the attending ring will be the one that will kissed

Just know everything.

You're wasting your time, just become a standup comic. That's your calling.😅🤣😂

Make one for residency please!

Lol good stuff

😂😂😂😂 Oh so good!!!😂😂😂

Lol, Accurate.

Yeah I’m not going to medical school lol

Hahahaha I am second year, and this is so true, so many people quit because they did not masturbate enough!

This applies, in some way, to almost any academic discipline.

Seguramente es igual en todo el mundo...

This might be it people

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ok

So masturbation is high yield? 🤔

Hilarious!!

❤

omg 😂😂😂

Is combining masturbation and smoking weed called masturblazing or weed whacking?... asking for a friend.

lol

👌

Hilarious.

Lmaooooo

😂🤣😂🤣😅

😂😂😂

Lolololol

As far as we are concerned in the UK all our children in state run schools are told they can't go to medical school. Its too hard to get in. Then we have a shortage of drs and people from third world countries becoming doctors???? Something is going on its ridiculous that british people cant get into medical school.

also on a sidenote: good thing that i didn´t went homeless at the start of this year :-)

Ok boomer

Nasty language- what a shame 🤮

Childish. Your parents ok with this advice?

Would’ve been a good, useful and funny video if you left out the Uber immature stuff, Dr Z. I couldn’t even share it as a result. Just saying.

😂😂😂😂 Oh so good!!!😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 Oh so good!!!😂😂😂