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@Tanquavioousdingleberry11 ай бұрын
Devious ahh hook😂😂
@abel62989 ай бұрын
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
@pixelpioonergd8 ай бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pJyYn6aFyLC4pZc.html doesnt work
@BanditVA9997 ай бұрын
Pp0p😊²w,,
@WARR.IOR777 ай бұрын
@@abel6298lol you masons are crazy and so stupid you have no idea
@xaviersmith995311 ай бұрын
How to win against your barber
@littlemichaeljr651811 ай бұрын
Is that a meme pfp? I've seen that somewhere b4 it feels like
@friedbagel689311 ай бұрын
@@littlemichaeljr6518ah it’s just a running joke on this channel where everyone takes the piss out of his haircut😭
@xaviersmith995311 ай бұрын
@@littlemichaeljr6518 kanel joseph
@littlemichaeljr651811 ай бұрын
@@xaviersmith9953 oh, thank you
@littlemichaeljr651811 ай бұрын
@@friedbagel6893 I know dude lol
@iska15658 ай бұрын
"what size are those?" *gets a fucking right hook to the jaw*
@TheBrazilianHue8 ай бұрын
fr
@Joebinlaggin5137 ай бұрын
Lmaoo😂😂
@robertpolicastro15 ай бұрын
Definitely not waiting as soon as you ask what size you'll instantly meet your maker!
@Sakrofy2012RBLX5 ай бұрын
Well the bruise size is 10 cm.
@oentrepreneur4 ай бұрын
But he said I want them
@ethanlal45179 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: I got arrested.
@mikethegamedev9 ай бұрын
you missed the joke@@abel6298
@weasel86359 ай бұрын
@@abel6298nkjv on top
@ItWontLetMePutMyName2599 ай бұрын
amen@@abel6298
@ObeyWeeegeee9 ай бұрын
@@abel6298no
@unknown698019 ай бұрын
Skill issue, fuck him up and run. If there were cameras there they would see he was the one tryna fuck you up first
@TheGjkddk11 ай бұрын
If you’re in doubt about taking the first strike then run. Because if you don’t take the first strike and stand around you’re setting yourself up
@Nahgittrippin11 ай бұрын
If you are wearing a jacket throw it in his face and run away
@zzludzz10 ай бұрын
Yeah, in learning all this as beginning my journey If in doubt, you are clearly setting yourself up; second guessing leads to be taken down
@terrencewalker138210 ай бұрын
Get out of there as fast as possible. I'm also a Muay Thai fighter and I did the same thing.
@phant0m-0-99 ай бұрын
That works well until they catch up to you
@ninjasheeps36909 ай бұрын
@@kiekkokala1928it's not that bad if you can do it without slowing down a lot you can try
@user-wu2cx5do1i11 ай бұрын
Just chin anyone who approaches you and you'll be fine
@ManLikeWho..10 ай бұрын
what does it mean to chin someone
@adamgardener862410 ай бұрын
@@ManLikeWho..hit them on the chin and knock them out. The chin is a leverage point on the head that when hit snaps the head around so quickly that the brain touches the walls of the skull and causes a concussion.
@ManLikeWho..10 ай бұрын
@@adamgardener8624 ight thank you
@adamgardener862410 ай бұрын
@@ManLikeWho.. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gLVxmNFzspaWf5s.html This is a really accurate video of what the three "buttons" are
@Kdizzydowg10 ай бұрын
@@kiekkokala1928I don’t believe you
@EATC20979 ай бұрын
If you're alone and they are many, Run.
@gamingwithujj17248 ай бұрын
Sorry not a coward
@CheeseBalls1008 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724bro you clearly don’t know. It’s not cowardice when they have more people, they can smash your head on the concrete and kick your head, I’d rather be alive than be dead.
@elk_218 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724have fun in hospital
@giriesm8 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724you will be once your dead
@leoortiiiz8 ай бұрын
@@gamingwithujj1724 then be a dumbass and die trying to punch one of them while they curb stomp your skull or some shit
@riskysway25427 ай бұрын
I punched a grandma that wanted to buy some the same for her grandson. She never got up, and her teeth flew out. All with the help of your home program. Thank you so much!
@NerdGuy19572 ай бұрын
Guess we are brothers i was there too!!! 😮
@carlosbarrera6663Ай бұрын
😂
@NgocNguyen-df3hn8 ай бұрын
lesson learned: punch everyone who approaches you on the streets
@jamesmiles13287 ай бұрын
Yep when people ask you for the time nail them,when a granny 👵🏻 says your son looks cute,you nail her in the face,don’t take any chances
@KeeyanVarma12 күн бұрын
fr
@Toryslayer1239 ай бұрын
Bro never strike first unless you know your fighting regardless
@AMediumSizedKodiak9 ай бұрын
That’s how you get dead mf. Be proactive not reactionary.
@mhm68899 ай бұрын
Always strike first, even if it's an elderly lady
@moonTerfixx.9 ай бұрын
@@mhm6889 i punched a baby cause it yelled at me. cant let that slide
@LuisGonzalez-xj2zh9 ай бұрын
Can't let them get close lol.
@denimdracula55068 ай бұрын
@@LuisGonzalez-xj2zhfucking amateur 😂
@jarrod_exists11 ай бұрын
He was just joking 😭😭
@1zbossz9 ай бұрын
It’s just a prank bro !
@King_of_Greed_SisyphusАй бұрын
honestly, if you’re joking about Robbing a person then you’re just asking for it.
@mr.sophisticated.79519 ай бұрын
Never underestimate your opponent. Try to avoid the fight as much as you can, but if the situation gets worse then be ready to knock him off. Only fight when the issue is big. Your manhood wouldn't be stripped off if you peacefully end the fight & go.
@jason-te6je8 ай бұрын
Lol avoiding a fight is way easier said than done. Also wdym by “don’t underestimate your opponent” I mean like most of the time you can already figure out who winds depending on their height and weight. Plus not that many people know useful martial arts.
@sapateirovalentin3488 ай бұрын
@@jason-te6jei mean sure the guy that attack may not know how to fight,but everyone know how to stab and pull triggers so i would not mingle with someone confidently trying to attack me just in case
@MiggyBiggy6 ай бұрын
I’m swinging and then running stop telling people to just run that’s fucking stupid since you logic can be applied in that regard as well
@-MATER.DEI-9 ай бұрын
Never let anyone push you around 👍🏼
@Durinson111 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said : "NIGERUNDAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOO"
@bwjdhshw70909 ай бұрын
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@MrHalosucks6559 ай бұрын
Joestar Hidden Technique
@user-ht6ql1rn3w8 ай бұрын
Nigerundaayyoooo smokey
@Neoyestro68 ай бұрын
@@bwjdhshw7090 Japanese word, It means to run
@xMurder1_7 ай бұрын
Strike first and strike hard and show no mercy
@jeremytheimer744310 ай бұрын
In this situation I'd just back off. If they still kept following then strike. Standing around is bad, fighting prematurely is also bad. Walk away first then see what happens.
@lilatmusic9 ай бұрын
They always talk random stuff and do random stuff then get you off guard
@tarandang16 ай бұрын
opponent also watching this 💀
@dndnfnrn9 ай бұрын
How to win a street fight *Pulls out a shotgun
@alibeksabirov81379 ай бұрын
That's why i avoid strangers
@nightbird64279 ай бұрын
real tip: always run from a guy that has a knife
@rhythmgod70869 ай бұрын
Lil bro just slept my man for complimenting his Js
@NeoplayzGames9 ай бұрын
Normal dudes just tell you that you have good Js while passing by
@xctkillaprodigyx25869 ай бұрын
@@NeoplayzGames Anytime someone says those look like my size your a threat automatically!
@azeo22989 ай бұрын
he said "run them" meaning give me them
@41Mike9 ай бұрын
@@azeo2298💯
@NostalgicSoul1234 ай бұрын
The next day - Some random guy comes near him and asks his shoes size This guy - Starts throwing some punches 😂😂😂
@memes4life26Ай бұрын
How to win a street fight: Start running.
@Jehcomedina5 ай бұрын
As a person that can run fast, faster than your dad left you this is absolutely win
@pablo_ski7 ай бұрын
Bro just run. There's no man who runs with a knife and can catch me at full speed
@budrager4 ай бұрын
You run faster with a knife everyone knows that
@nghtbot3408 ай бұрын
So this elder lady walked up to me and asked me the time. She didn't stand a chance when I started stomping on her face with my heel. Thank you.
@Roxxel_6 ай бұрын
Thanks bro bcs of u i saved my life a 70+ yo grandma was approaching to me but i knocked her out. Her last words were something like "can u help me cross the road" thanks man u are a life saver
@lightsabercollector30965 ай бұрын
"What size?" "9mm! Wanna take a closer look?" "No, mate! Thank you!"
@Gervez9 ай бұрын
"It was looking at me , I swear."
@user-zt2nj2xe4l8 ай бұрын
Now do a tutorial on how to win against a street fighter who watched this video
@Trevizoff4 ай бұрын
Next hour - me at principal's office
@Musashi_Miyamoto9998 ай бұрын
Bro did this move to his barber😂
@LuisvilleLip9 ай бұрын
Bro here in Canada youll be arrested before the guy tryna rob ya💀💀
@lancedaughtridge9 ай бұрын
na bro just complemented their shoes and bro absolutely went ham
@user-qn2fn8ge7y6 ай бұрын
the fact that he didn't even thouch and said some AAAOOOW
@maximus9247Ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the other guy pulls out a gun.
@Roseula11 ай бұрын
best technique is to run ☺
@littlemichaeljr651811 ай бұрын
Damn, you are a total b. I guess you really would give the guy all of your stuff and let him take advantage of you every way just to run... I'm sure ladies like you and your style... that's definitely a real man and someone they want to be their "man" and be with them all the time...
@wavyturkmusic10 ай бұрын
yeah. Also if you’re a striker/incomplete fighter don’t get too comfortable with street situations
@kingtomkins344110 ай бұрын
Pssy
@phant0m-0-99 ай бұрын
That works well until they catch up to you
@idkwhy779 ай бұрын
@@phant0m-0-9unless your a fast runner and do it often
@hmmm....42189 ай бұрын
imagine someone actually just complimenting you then gave them a big punch LMAO
@arcticwolfgamer35758 ай бұрын
Most people alr do this cuz it’s a tactic😂
@jonathangarcia49819 ай бұрын
I'm throwing as soon as I hear "what size"😂 leaving yourself open too long.
@pain16454 ай бұрын
Random person :- Where's this address Him :- *bang*
@ElReyMalcriado11 ай бұрын
How to win a street fight? !Don’t fight!
@RealBallers_10 ай бұрын
stupid ahh advice, what are you gonna do when you cant run, be mr.diplomat
@user-cn4fr8ox9p9 ай бұрын
bc somebody is going to get hurt
@purpleey5 ай бұрын
well yeah but sometimes its unavoidable
@littlemichaeljr651811 ай бұрын
There we go. I agree with this 100 percent and completely. No bs straight to the point. Perfect and realistic video
@hkzz.911 ай бұрын
Fax Michael
@amanul_24748 ай бұрын
Usually I just spam the quarter circle light attack until I have enough Meter to use my Super
@creamchez67864 ай бұрын
imagine bro was tryna compliment him 💀
@tailee97939 ай бұрын
my father taught me to raise your arms slightly, put one foot back and say: “calm down man “(and that's the defensive stance of boxing), then throw a cross to your opponent and run
@Andres-gp4gn11 ай бұрын
Smart move babe❤
@america279310 ай бұрын
The fuck?
@NathanBlox6910 ай бұрын
wtf?
@YouDontNeedToKnow-jf6xh9 ай бұрын
Nigga you gay?
@Hownottobasic234 ай бұрын
"Who to win in street fight" "Dont get into one"
@jcravidaz9 ай бұрын
first option is always run remember this guys
@thatolddragon55605 ай бұрын
Thats how you get bullied the rest of your puss life.
@jthablaidd8 ай бұрын
Step 1: run Step 2: if they follow you, mag dump them Step 3: hire Saul goodman to be your attorney
@Lew_Tea9 ай бұрын
For those who say running is your best option i guarantee at least half of you watching this couldn’t out-run some road man from London or wherever, they probably run from shit all the time. Running alone simply isn’t an option anymore, just strike first hard then run.
@Lew_Tea9 ай бұрын
And don’t be scared of doing it because I had a situation like this and i hit first and the police said it was perfectly legal.
@MiggyBiggy6 ай бұрын
Thank you, I’m tired of people dying just run and down even swing, if you’re chances of escape are better by striking first, stunning your opponent, and then running, then I’m taking that option, people always say to never underestimate your opponent in terms of fighting skill as if the same couldn’t be applied for running speed, I’m taking my chances and striking and then making a run for it
@arthurcombs50326 ай бұрын
@MiggyBiggy Of all the serious comments I've read, yours make the most logical sense. FIRST OFF IT'S BEST TO GIVE IT TO THEM! MATERIAL THINGS CAN BE REPLACED!!! BUT IF YOU MUST... Master Tim teaches it's best to run if you can (avoiding a fight in the first place) but like you said, not everyone has "getaway speed". If you 100% know you're in danger then a "distraction" is by far the best technique for an untrained fighter. Whether it's looking over his shoulder like you see a police officer, committing to an action like in the video, or whatever seems plausible for the situation. One of my practiced distractions is using my eyes to make them wonder if someone is behind them then strike with a jab, a cross and finish with a kick to the leg, knee or groin. That gives you an advantage for lack of speed. This is one of many I've played out but this is a simple one that anyone can use. Of course we can't run faster than a bullet so this is only for physical altercations. 😂 By the way, this isn't for you. I'm agreeing with you and at the same time maybe helping someone that finds themselves in a bad spot.
@Raheem78671Күн бұрын
Adrenaline rush would change everything
@harramkhan15759 ай бұрын
“ Always Strike First ” ~ Master Oooogway ☠️✌🏻
@shannonventura843511 ай бұрын
Run away as fast as you can.
@phant0m-0-99 ай бұрын
That works well until they catch up to you
@olakpasa64869 ай бұрын
@@phant0m-0-9if you have more than 2 braincells you will run to a public area and you will make a noise so people notices you , like no one is gonna try and rob you on public
@sillyamogusgaming621311 ай бұрын
That is the best sound effect ive ever heard💀
@bamaboybrackin19995 ай бұрын
Just got out from being charged with assault but thanks to this atlesst I didn’t lose the street fight 👍🙂
@marcosoliven146511 күн бұрын
That tall guy sounded like he just wanted to have a friendly conversation
@user-uf9yj6ip9s6 күн бұрын
The Adrenaline Rush: 💀
@taijeronevera9 ай бұрын
I do this if someone gets close to me and talks to me "WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT"
@robertdawson7858 күн бұрын
I've been barred from every bowling alley in my area thanks to you.
@harshitawasthi87423 ай бұрын
Instructions not clear I'm in heaven now
@user-ck5uv4kh4f16 күн бұрын
Thanks bro my grandma wasn’t expecting it
@OfficialCJSoprano19 сағат бұрын
Stranger: “Nice shoes! I want a pair of those. I’m thinking once it’s tax season i could proba-“ Me: 🤬🥊💥🥊💥🥊💥
@justairyx8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: They became my friend and we hang out together.
@jozkomrkvicka1668Күн бұрын
Bro is teaching us cobra kai special🐍😭
@dellythomas39018 ай бұрын
Moral of the video start a fight first 🥊🥊🥊🥊
@puregamingofficial712519 күн бұрын
How to survive in the Hood self defense: 😂
@Troodon.8 ай бұрын
Let me correct the title “How To Meet Jesus”
@Dyrrothmvms4 ай бұрын
Dont strike first if they strike first u can do anything no mercy 😂😂 i like ur vid
@IL0VEPIAN03 ай бұрын
How to win a fight : stage it
@lucasthebigl8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: An old lady asked what size i wore and i stone cold stunned her I am now facing aggravated assault charges
@woodyttv8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, he complimented my shoes and now I’m in jail for assault
@PapaMead2 күн бұрын
Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy 😤🤣
@aleetapala59509 ай бұрын
"I spent money on this." Yeah, no sh*t😂
@Hayden_Godzilla_edits20108 күн бұрын
Your cooked when he gets an adrenaline rush
@roberthunton81759 ай бұрын
The moment he asked the shoe size I knew it was about to get ugly
@z1NKA126 күн бұрын
*First strike* *Head hit* *CRITICAL* *PERFECT* Achievement unlocked: "No bruises"
@Saranghayo_17 күн бұрын
And then : Runnn as fast as you can 😂😂
@ALEXtyfd.19 күн бұрын
Plot twist: he just wanted to know what size and where he bought them from so he can get the same ones
@Artem-qc7lk7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tip Grandma was NOT ready for it 👍👍
@erzagntgАй бұрын
Bro fighting in another realm
@AStixMatism5 ай бұрын
"Hey! How are yo-" This guy's viewers: "STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY"
@jamesjohn52137 ай бұрын
Channel growing fast big up yourself
@paulholguin82556 ай бұрын
Coming from someone that has some experience, never swing first. That’s why you have to defend yourself if they swing first.
@confidential16612 ай бұрын
We be winning the Oscars with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️👽👽😈⚡👑⚪🔥👑👑🗣️🗣️💯
@lifeofvinyl3003Ай бұрын
I went to the B&Q gardening section and the guy asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
@BigBishop6097 ай бұрын
I'm 36 and definitely need to keep this in mind. Clever and effective
@indene4033Ай бұрын
Knife,pepper spray,gun
@sirnameless7815Ай бұрын
Alternative title: *How To Get Incarcerated for Unarmed Assault*
@Dark_knightz0076 ай бұрын
Most Realistic punch i ever seen it
@boycashout53946 ай бұрын
Rule 21: forget everything and run or face everything without fear
@loscuroguerrierodeltubo-do79028 ай бұрын
Absolutely, true. I experienced that a few times in my life.
@thedman6237 ай бұрын
Old lady asking me to help with her bags stood no chance.
@Hanta-itaАй бұрын
How to win a street fight: .... WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE! RUN
@Kirito_78 ай бұрын
Bro took "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy!" a little seriously💀💀
@AzizSdiri8 ай бұрын
Knowing when to hit first is a very valuable skill
@Oscar-Bruce9 ай бұрын
When the people who are against each over see the same video
@jiveturkeylee8 ай бұрын
If you are approached like that and you don't have a pistol, you should bounce as you first option
@averagecommenter46235 ай бұрын
Everyone is after this man's barber 😭
@Parth_vaibhav106 ай бұрын
Bro just said - If you are thirsty , then drink water 😂😶🌫️