How Tools Got Their Names

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How Tools Got Their Names

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Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats.
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@actual1804 3 жыл бұрын

“They saw a saw saw salsa” The English language is tight

@willcounley2924 3 жыл бұрын

Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@lavaleader3455 3 жыл бұрын

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@LUCTIANITO 3 жыл бұрын

"llama a la llama que está en llamas " in English : "call the llama which is on fire"

@poulanthrope 3 жыл бұрын

@@lavaleader3455 Alex, while Jack had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better sound in the sentence.

@TAJMofficial 3 жыл бұрын

What if someone was named Saw I saw Saw's saw saw salsa

@AngryLittleAmericansCartoons 3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah Kevin is out sick today" "Well if he's out. I'm in"

@WTFG78 3 жыл бұрын

Well, if he’s in, I’m in.

@arshtewari2833 3 жыл бұрын

my favourite comment here

@Platin42 3 жыл бұрын

If he's in, I am out.

@oxenford539 3 жыл бұрын

well if he's in, i'm out.

@coralcrowglow 3 жыл бұрын

Well if he’s in, I’m out

@griffin8346 3 жыл бұрын

"Alᵉx" "Yeah, that's not helpful, Alex." _Writes something down_

@Aurora_Animates 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@royalpain9281 2 жыл бұрын

@PINK SOLDIER then you’re not helpful Alex

@Alec0124 2 жыл бұрын

@PINK SOLDIER xD

@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheNico2000 2 жыл бұрын

Its a hit list

@OfficialFOY 2 жыл бұрын

His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all. Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

@noahthurman6423 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SilverVolo 2 жыл бұрын

@rvfharrier 2 жыл бұрын

Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.

@power21100 2 жыл бұрын

I would say all of it was based on experience lol

@mexicancanteen9596 2 жыл бұрын

He's still at work because if he doesn't pay the alimony he'll be thrown in jail

@daybydedlite132 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a dad building something with his kid: "Hey son, pass me that bangmailman would ya?"

@hudsonsaccone5569 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they named a tool that tho😂

@alextrill5829 3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, Mom, Dad's asking for ya!"

@dietznuts8106 3 жыл бұрын

*MEANWHILE!*

@Hannah-li1bh 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@davehilton1613 3 жыл бұрын

From now on in my house, it shall be known as the bangmailman. I personally look forward to screwing with the bangmailman.

@nadennight 3 жыл бұрын

In Steve's wife's defence, it's hard to tell people apart in the Ryanverse.

@chauhanvats3 3 жыл бұрын

This comment needs to be on top 😂

@ZzCanonBull 3 жыл бұрын

Uh...Steve has a mustache...der

@angelicapickles1135 3 жыл бұрын

One guy has a mustache and the other has a thicker mustache... Clearly two different people.

@krazylokos 3 жыл бұрын

Steve's wife also looks like Steve and Ryan so she's really just into herself. 🤔

@Dayvit78 3 жыл бұрын

@@angelicapickles1135 This reminds me of the short "I'm you, dickhead"

@Tackitt Жыл бұрын

That saw bit was brilliant.

@EdKolis Жыл бұрын

Saws don't have bits; drills have bits.

@DalePWhyte Жыл бұрын

@@EdKolis I love you

@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын

I F ing HATE the SOB that decided to use tool names for verbs and conjugates!

@BigMentoEnergy 2 жыл бұрын

You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@darkmage85 2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

@elmeralvarado1236 11 ай бұрын

Oh really?

@docrofreborn7497 3 жыл бұрын

*when cheated Ryan exited his house* Mailman: well, if he’s out, I’m in.

@SiroBenju 3 жыл бұрын

A+ callback 😂

@andreze3667 3 жыл бұрын

If he’s in im in 🥴

@Jakeyisdead 3 жыл бұрын

Good reference my dude

@EggsBakin 3 жыл бұрын

Finally a reference that’s not a ‘snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day’ one.

@1Mandacaru 3 жыл бұрын

Dude that was legit premium

@Neptune-or4vm 3 жыл бұрын

The joke with jackhammer was pretty good. Caught me off-guard.

@Shizzy5321 3 жыл бұрын

I thoght it would be like a beating meat joke

@elliotmaher8972 3 жыл бұрын

So did I but that was much more clever.

@bartman156. 3 жыл бұрын

I liked it. I also liked the Al an wrench.

@petervanusanik8030 3 жыл бұрын

Pneumatic drill

@ZzCanonBull 3 жыл бұрын

Water came out of my nose

@EriqT 6 ай бұрын

Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.

@donweatherwax9318 Ай бұрын

Larry keeps that whole operation running practically single-hatted

@jamestheaverageman6959 Жыл бұрын

This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.

@GearWukong 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Alex had stroke and everyone just kinda went with it..

@Alex06CoSonic 3 жыл бұрын

Luckily I'm fine

@SomeoneTookMyOldName 3 жыл бұрын

That exactly what I do and it's my name too

@JadedOne420 3 жыл бұрын

he was the mailman

@SleepySnapbody 3 жыл бұрын

@@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop. - from an average person

@_username 3 жыл бұрын

@@SleepySnapbody i never intended for people to like me, i just wanted people to notice me... - Albert Einstein

@donutmaxgaming9674 3 жыл бұрын

This canonically Takes place after the “How fruits got their names” episode because the screwdriver guy had orange juice

@kylahicks7054 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@donutmaxgaming9674 3 жыл бұрын

Vodka orange juice!

@lightshiner3742 3 жыл бұрын

Continuity is important after all

@abetang4841 3 жыл бұрын

Technically this video came before how fruits got their names

@bullshitman155 3 жыл бұрын

@@abetang4841 Technically, "A New Hope" came before "The Revenge of the Siths"

@13Joshuahun Жыл бұрын

Still one of my all time favourite sketches from Ryan!

@geoff420 Жыл бұрын

Coming back after 2 years because I found out that there is an actual drink called a screwdriver which is vodka and orange juice

@GS-lq2is 3 жыл бұрын

"It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days." So true, so true.

@SSJfraz 3 жыл бұрын

That's why they keep them in packets. So you can't smell em til you buy em.

@shadowreaver752 3 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting on mine with a really big pickle in it.

@GS-lq2is 3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowreaver752 That seems kind of greedy. How about a sandwich with a pretty big pickle?

@jonassthr283 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy world, lotta smells

@mrelliott2t664 3 жыл бұрын

"Alex" "Yeah that's not helpful Alex" writes something down...

@fluto6997 3 жыл бұрын

300 like sand 1 reply

@alexgeorge7539 3 жыл бұрын

Alex

@ThoseZbroz 3 жыл бұрын

ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz link : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y9RofL2gp7POiGw.html

@combatbiscuit2173 3 жыл бұрын

Alx

@lenaameliazanakai9853 3 жыл бұрын

@@ThoseZbroz stfu

@fadingtoblack5 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome

@enfothefirst1351 Жыл бұрын

"Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent

@Webber-sr3xk 3 жыл бұрын

“You have my sword” “And my bow!” “And my Alex!”

@exodustimes4266 3 жыл бұрын

“And my Hoe!”

@joaolucasfraga9147 3 жыл бұрын

Alex!

@JewlTonz 3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 3 жыл бұрын

"And my uuh... ummm ..... Hammer..."

@ellie7589 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAAAA

@Wingspand1 3 жыл бұрын

Steve is literally their best guy at the table. Came in drunk and still gave the two best names to the products.

@sugipulaboule 3 жыл бұрын

Also the drink, so that's 3

@TheRealOneWin 3 жыл бұрын

*if you don’t like that we can also call it bang mailman my wife thought that was a good name too*

@sebastiangudino9377 3 жыл бұрын

He actually was so prepared that he gave 2 proposals when he was asked for a name

@Wingspand1 3 жыл бұрын

Never got over 400 likes before on a comment, feels good XD

@pipstix5487 3 жыл бұрын

He technically did four, because at the end he did 'hoe'

@22kitten33 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.

@WallOBrix 3 жыл бұрын

“Smells a lot like Ham, David” best line idk why

@BillyCrawshrimp 3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t expect to see you here lol

@WallOBrix 3 жыл бұрын

Billy Crawshrimp Why’s that?

@BossKingLegoProductions 3 жыл бұрын

@@WallOBrix nice joke my dude

@thephantomsarchive 3 жыл бұрын

I think "I saw a saw saw salsa was better"

@WallOBrix 3 жыл бұрын

BossKingLegoProductions you’re here to??

@derpmang5539 3 жыл бұрын

"Can't we get back on track here?' "ALEX!" "You're not helping, Alex..." That hit me funny.

@furymonger5395 3 жыл бұрын

ALXE

@quinintheclouds 3 жыл бұрын

hit ya with an axe or a hammer?

@bobvella7228 3 жыл бұрын

he wrote something down then

@glennmejorada7395 3 жыл бұрын

The meeting just got Hodored.

@zaos7321 3 жыл бұрын

@@furymonger5395 he does say it like that doesn't he

@PockASqueeno 2 жыл бұрын

The “saw” had me LMAO! 🤣 😂 😆

@Bbowers3428 2 жыл бұрын

I’m going through a really rough time. I come to your videos to cheer me up. It really helps. Thank you Ryan

@herosm4294 3 жыл бұрын

How does he have so much chemistry with himself

@joda7697 3 жыл бұрын

That is some big quarantine energy.

@maezhang1477 3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@ThoseZbroz 3 жыл бұрын

@hamzamemon3081 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, he should marry himself. I can’t see any other alternative

@whitewolf617 3 жыл бұрын

@@hamzamemon3081 He has already made both marriage and divorce skits. He doesn't play them by himself.

@mookymookymooo 3 жыл бұрын

The irony is that Ryan came up with this sketch by being like "what can I write a sketch about?"... (Looks around garage) ..."tools, perfect"

@lucykitsune4619 3 жыл бұрын

First guy to ask themselves what to write a sketch about be like

@Torlik11 3 жыл бұрын

Now, I think you're gonna have to get wayyyyy off his back about that.

@mookymookymooo 3 жыл бұрын

@@Torlik11 oh ok let me get offa that thing!

@grimlord3181 3 жыл бұрын

"So you have a sketch for me?" "Yes sir, I do."

@petitplushproductions 11 ай бұрын

0:33 “The que- the ans- the name is uh ham-mer” 😂😂😂

@FretmoreGuitarLessons Жыл бұрын

Steve is that fun guy that we all want to work with, for the short time he is employed. Great stuff Ryan as always.

@vladimirefest4980 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the image changes every time even though he’s not flipping pages but also writing things down.

@2percentright 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that he's freehand drawing these and he's just that good

@Menaceblue3 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like showing different tools without flipping pages is super easy barely an inconvenience!

@vladimirefest4980 3 жыл бұрын

2percentright. I just think it’s a magic clip board. At this point anything is possible in the Ryanverse.

@superancient 3 жыл бұрын

This was before the guy, who invented flipping pages.

@DarthVader-er5hs 3 жыл бұрын

Magically changing pictures is TIGHT

@thekj9818 3 жыл бұрын

Let's take a moment and pray for Steeve. He's really going through a bad time.

@KayKayBayForever 3 жыл бұрын

🙏😔

@bebeat1812 3 жыл бұрын

🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 in Steve we pray

@jsker1936 3 жыл бұрын

🙏

@markuhler2664 3 жыл бұрын

Nothin' more alcohol can't fix

@therranolleo468 3 жыл бұрын

guy clearly needs a raise

@lukacunningham342 Жыл бұрын

Ryan has a way of making un-family friendly jokes into hilarious family friendly jokes 😂

@chris002able 8 ай бұрын

After watching two Steve KZfaq clips I believe I have a pretty good working model of what his inner monologue sounds like

@illCMAC 3 жыл бұрын

I hope Steve gets over her because he's clearly a valuable idea man.

@pinetwin9176 3 жыл бұрын

Steve deserved better than her.

@ziphomasuku 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao facts

@Huz7Edits 3 жыл бұрын

*heo*

@robg828764life 3 жыл бұрын

@@pinetwin9176 yeah

@ThoseZbroz 3 жыл бұрын

@Dhrishit Khandhar Bot? this is miles from zbroz I'm not a bot

@NinjaBearFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Why is no one talking about how many distinct characters he can portray at the same time. #RyanGeorgeTheMovie Make it happen!

@fiorafonsett489 3 жыл бұрын

it was supposed to back in june. Time Travel Reporter Guy the Movie coming june 2020 remember?

@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын

@@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.

@fiorafonsett489 3 жыл бұрын

@@thebombspayloadisexposed you make a very good point

@FahadBashir 3 жыл бұрын

@@thebombspayloadisexposed They already made it. It is called "The Founder" starring Michael Keaton.

@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын

@@FahadBashir Does he sell pickles in the movie?

@JohnGramer06 Жыл бұрын

“It’s crazy how some sandwiches smell these days“ 😂😂

@rambofan334 Жыл бұрын

Time traveler: *moves chair* The timeline: Son, could you pass me the bang mailman?

@justinpate8578 3 жыл бұрын

“Crowbar” “Ohhkay don’t wanna get on your bad side” reaction is priceless

@ThoseZbroz 3 жыл бұрын

@giovannifranco-gonzalez9037 3 жыл бұрын

. . The crow was gonna use that for he's bar. .

@tecfound5131 3 жыл бұрын

900 Like Hahah

@raindrainxi 3 жыл бұрын

The setup of the jackhammer into the Allen wrench was perfect.

@reptilesceptile1035 2 жыл бұрын

They did forget Stanley knife

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, genius

@Frankthegb Жыл бұрын

Except it’s called an Allen KEY

@polreamonn Жыл бұрын

Funny enough, in Ireland, we call them Allen Keys.

@volundrfrey896 11 ай бұрын

@@Frankthegb No it's a hex key

@hannahk1306 2 жыл бұрын

This was wild considering we have different names for some of these tools in the UK (so I didn't necessarily know what they were going to call them). I knew you called a spanner a wrench, but I didn't know that you called an allen key an allen wrench!

@databitmc 2 жыл бұрын

an allen key is a set of allen wrenches combined into one tool. you fold out the size you need

@Saiavinn 2 жыл бұрын

til what a spanner actually is :/

@fawwazcoolify Жыл бұрын

In my language the wrench is called spannaar and just realised it's a borrowed word from British.

@unknown_-ed2rs Жыл бұрын

spanner is a special kind of wrench I'm pretty sure, allen key is an alternate name for allan wrench.

@unknown_-ed2rs Жыл бұрын

just checked a spanner is adjustable while a wrench is not, otherwise they are the same tool.

@Wabogi 3 жыл бұрын

"Smells a lot like ham, David." "Oh, yeah, no. You know, it's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days." Genius, pure genius.

@luminoustorus548 3 жыл бұрын

probably chicken...?

@bombybrennan7507 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@lilyflowersunshine 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, is it because of "bologna"?

@julimij6939 3 жыл бұрын

The Crowbar was great and the answer: „I don’t want to get on your bad side“ genius

@Jc-yf8gl 3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku wtf is wrong with you

@DigiYF 3 жыл бұрын

AxxL No.

@Singurarity88 3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku pretty sure you need medical help.

@No-yr9rs 3 жыл бұрын

@@Singurarity88 It cant be helped. They need an asylum.

@ZikedY 3 жыл бұрын

AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it

@TorQueMoD Жыл бұрын

Okay Steve, I think you should go home, but yeah, that's perfect! - Oh man, that really got me!

@Nerdboss3000 2 жыл бұрын

The endings of the sketches. The last lines are the funniest

@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын

When he got going with the "saw saw saw salsa" bit I couldn't stop laughing!

@aimeewright6312 3 жыл бұрын

They

@cBe9999 3 жыл бұрын

What if it was a guy named Saul sawing the sala?

@andyespinozam 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't see that coming lol

@GlowCrab 3 жыл бұрын

Well you could say “ I saw a saw saw a saw. “

@GlowCrab 3 жыл бұрын

You could even go as deep a “Saw saw a saw saw a saw.” If a person named saw sees a saw get sawed

@SharpestLiVES13 3 жыл бұрын

"I put some vodka in some orange juice. I don't even care anymore." -me the entirety of quarantine

@Syko_Gaming5150 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@sirrivet9557 3 жыл бұрын

Call it the screwdriver

@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 3 жыл бұрын

@ZACK stop looking at mirrors on KZfaq

@ssk58607 3 жыл бұрын

But you're like 14 lol

@ssk58607 3 жыл бұрын

@ZACK dafaq does that mean

@robynhayward Жыл бұрын

I love the attention to detail, the ham sandwich gets eaten more and more instead of just sitting there with one bite gone the whole time 😆😆

@cartoonimaker Жыл бұрын

The “I saw a saw saw salsa” killed me 😂

@berkpick 3 жыл бұрын

Please give Rufus the "crowbar" guy his own spinoff series.

@TheHigherFury 3 жыл бұрын

I also really liked Rufus. He really had an edge to him

@JoeySehn 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly want a spin off series with all these guys

@jadondavid8272 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think he'll do a spinoff of the character, but I got a gut feeling were going to be seeing a lot more of his actor in the future.

@justsightseeing1 3 жыл бұрын

Rufus always in the spotlight of ryan george universe last time, he is a dog that save the day by snapping the bas guys neck

@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын

@@jadondavid8272 lmao

@sylph8005 3 жыл бұрын

"So, you've got a tool for me?" "Yes, sir, I do!"

@toplayDA_ 3 жыл бұрын

I have been sitting in awe at this comment for the past 5 minutes.

@daybydedlite132 3 жыл бұрын

Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@freddykabuffke461 3 жыл бұрын

@@daybydedlite132 gardening hoes are TIGHT!

@eitanlubowitz520 3 жыл бұрын

@Freddy Kabuffke Wow wow wow wow. Wow.

@josephbradshaw6985 3 жыл бұрын

Uh huh...

@Ultimatum0000 Жыл бұрын

That saw Tongue-Twister was absolute genius well done

@NeilNileStudios 8 ай бұрын

I️ just got the screw driver drink joke, because that’s a type of cocktail 🤣

@mrthomasvision140 3 жыл бұрын

“You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?” “Hammer” “No Jack it needs to be your own name” “Ok Jackhammer” Give this man an award.

@jovanfilipovic5115 3 жыл бұрын

that was amazingly witty

@Alexanderiii 3 жыл бұрын

When that came up, I thought, "How is Ryan going to name a pneumatic drill in a witty way...?"

@JoducusKwak 3 жыл бұрын

i would have called that thing darude sandstorm

@ZzCanonBull 3 жыл бұрын

Word to you mom...don't be drinking water when that part comes up...it comes out your nose

@EliteFiveJon 3 жыл бұрын

And with the way people actually name things after themselves somewhat realistic. Newton comes to mind. 🍎

@philipbloom 3 жыл бұрын

Wow. This was easily one of the best you’ve made. Absolutely brilliant from beginning to end.

@potzblitz6577 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.

@daved2352 3 жыл бұрын

Super easily, barely an inconvenience.

@tobybartels8426 3 жыл бұрын

You're just saying that so he'll put your name on the screwdriver.

@alexion3007 3 жыл бұрын

absolutetly brilliant from beginning to end is all of his videos.

@brucecranium 3 жыл бұрын

@@tobybartels8426 lol I saw what you did there

@nereafcr 5 ай бұрын

I had a flashback to the third Jurassic Park movie with the raptor in the plane saying "Alan" due to the part about Alex saying weirdly his own name. Thanks 😂

@JamesDHalliday 3 жыл бұрын

"Flat face and the things coming out the back" that hits hard lmao 😂😆

@greta1614 3 жыл бұрын

“ Just crazy how some sandwiches smell these days.”

@ZimtPorridge 3 жыл бұрын

I got serious Morty vibes from this guy.

@bullykojima3232 3 жыл бұрын

It probably didn't had a pickle

@peterg76yt 3 жыл бұрын

@@bullykojima3232 We never found out for sure what was in the sandwich.

@_username 3 жыл бұрын

LOL kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbaYhK9_rZvbcYU.html

@v0lny886 3 жыл бұрын

"Rufus, you had this thing, what do you got for me back there buddy?" *c r o w b a r*

@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I missed it while watching the video

@Frungi 3 жыл бұрын

@@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj Wait, he posted something that was from the video? Dang, I missed that.

@rakans3770 3 жыл бұрын

"Ok I don't want to get on your bad side so that works for me''

@cameronbablandananavan2337 3 жыл бұрын

@@Frungi whoosh to you

@Frungi 3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronbablandananavan2337 Looks like he deleted the reply I was wooshing to. So I’m deleting my woosh.

@aneko31 Жыл бұрын

Steve's "A HOE!" Is the biggest amount of emotion i have seen coming from this guy

@hendrikpoggenpoel4508 3 жыл бұрын

Love how he was wearing a fake moustache even though he actually has a real moustache

@kevg7040 3 жыл бұрын

Taking it off must be painful for him then...

@itay1232 3 жыл бұрын

Wait he really does

@igor_kossov 3 жыл бұрын

I'm the police chief. I have a more commanding moustache than you.

@Falcarbone 3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even have noticed xD thanks

@WalterDaDog99 3 жыл бұрын

I just had a Stanley moment

@jonathankey6444 3 жыл бұрын

The delivery of “Hammer’s already taken Jack” is underrated

@jiminfested 3 жыл бұрын

Or you know, it's properly rated?

@_username 3 жыл бұрын

LOL kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbaYhK9_rZvbcYU.html

@tappers5042 3 жыл бұрын

@@_username stop advertising your poorly edited garbage

@trinapple7316 2 жыл бұрын

What should we call Kevin's tool? Steve: H O E Ian Boggs: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

@renab.7390 Жыл бұрын

The crowbar guy is my favorite, I hope he returns one day, with his crow! 🖤

@shaunsullivan9730 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the screwdriver guy should've been called Philip.

@RRW359 3 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty flat joke.

@hellologan9202 3 жыл бұрын

Guys screwing around with these jokes are bad for you.

@Applenty_ 3 жыл бұрын

get a grip you 3

@BobStein 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to get Allen over here to put BOTH a you out of a job. Or that other guy, what's his name? Twerks or Forks or something?

@lukebaker5460 3 жыл бұрын

Phillip should get a raise

@Mr_Case_Time 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan’s expressions sell the whole thing. Just the way he says “drill” has so much intent.

@Spiceodog 3 жыл бұрын

saying the word DRILL is TIGHT!

@gankhef5564 3 жыл бұрын

He really is a talented comedic actor.

@pruray 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan is actually a trained actor.

@andrewhazlewood4569 3 жыл бұрын

Yes so much impact

@dylanbuttigieg5870 3 жыл бұрын

That's Daniel you uncultured case

@heroha5553 2 жыл бұрын

"CrowBar" Kills me every time, thank you so much for making this sir!

@eddmozz 2 жыл бұрын

I never thought I’d be disappointed to not see a sponsored ad at the end of my video but here we are!

@TalesZuliani 3 жыл бұрын

I have a HUGE sweet spot for linguistic jokes. On the "saw" part I just laugh all my air out

@ThoseZbroz 3 жыл бұрын

@UndeadKillersDepressoExpresso 3 жыл бұрын

I have a sweet spot for many jokes, that being one of them

@SmashLiXs 3 жыл бұрын

check out pearls before swine for more of that

@MyBiPolarBearMax 3 жыл бұрын

As much as you don’t think you should, you should watch letterkenny

@rossthebesiegebuilder3563 3 жыл бұрын

That's probably why they made a movie about it.

@HumanSystems 3 жыл бұрын

"It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days" 😂😂😂😂

@danieldoesstuff2300 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao had be broken 🤣🤣🤣

@iamnutbrain7053 3 жыл бұрын

sMeLlS a LoT lIkE hAm

@123duker 2 жыл бұрын

"What kind of sandwich is that?" *uhhhh PROBABLY chicken...* 😂

@24BinIsNot01 2 жыл бұрын

Probably had pretty big pickles in them

@OptimusSolo561 2 жыл бұрын

The "saw-salsa" bit reminded me so much of Letterkenny

@Iainsane Жыл бұрын

I love this American version of Jimmy Rees' "the guy who names things". Good work!

@danielconde13 3 жыл бұрын

Don't mess around with an Alex: that's not a friggin toy.

@RONYkGT 3 жыл бұрын

Alex

@themapfactory4063 3 жыл бұрын

*Aleckz

@FlusteredBushStudios 3 жыл бұрын

And watch out for Alex murders

@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын

That's an Alckxe. I have found it to be very useful when I try it on the kids that I have held captive. What?

@sasmitroy5480 3 жыл бұрын

Careful With That Alex Eugene

@x5992 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine what hammers would be called if he was eating a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it instead of ham.

@meissmart9473 3 жыл бұрын

Well a picker would make sense for the back side of a hammer i guess

@ArnLPs 3 жыл бұрын

He did that the day after. The conversation went like this: Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer." David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!" Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..." David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!" Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!" David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?" Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?" David: "Ehm..Pickle....?" Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him* David: "Pi...el....Pick!" ..... Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks. This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."

@ArnLPs 3 жыл бұрын

Guy in the background: "WAIT, Fork is already taken? But I wanted to pitch fork!"

@rudolphclaus9565 3 жыл бұрын

*PICKAXE*

@NotTheHeroStudios 3 жыл бұрын

"I think maybe you should go home, but yeah that's perfect" lmfao

@gsp0113 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, this was just brilliant. Watched it a second time just now. Ryan, some of these skits of yours are going to enter the realm of comedy classics. You're very talented and I have no doubt people will still be watching and laughing at these skits decades from now.

@judgelee5741 3 жыл бұрын

"You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa" "Why would someone saw a salsa?" "Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa" -Ryan George 2020

@tobechukwuaneke9467 3 жыл бұрын

*"Well I don't know but that would mean that someone saw a saw saw salsa" there you go.

@judgelee5741 3 жыл бұрын

@@tobechukwuaneke9467 Thanks

@Sirdeathvids 3 жыл бұрын

The ending part reminded me a lot of Letterkenny

@Kamweshhh 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan George for president 🙌😂😂

@spidertiger585 3 жыл бұрын

what about "i saw a saw saw salsa, Saul" talking to the boss man named Saul

@OfentseMwaseFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. This was hilarious ly clever😂👌🏾

@robloxtipshelper 3 жыл бұрын

why can’t verified people make jokes ;_;

@robloxtipshelper 3 жыл бұрын

they just compliment people

@jaidenillness 3 жыл бұрын

a l x e

@Copied_baldy 3 жыл бұрын

Why do verified people get that many likes they are not even funny

@robloxtipshelper 3 жыл бұрын

@@Copied_baldy yea

@danielortman2534 2 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna go mix some leftover wedding vodka with something and call it a Bang Mail Man

@kian9013 Жыл бұрын

How he managed to say saw a saw saw sawing salsa fluently that many times is impressive

@MaxiPetrone 3 жыл бұрын

The “Screw Driver” joke was amazing! 🤣

@Soul-Burn 3 жыл бұрын

Bangmailman is also a good name

@TheXMan 3 жыл бұрын

Dude I had a horrible day, but after watching this it put a smile on my face.

@sandromercadobustinza6339 3 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@TheXMan 3 жыл бұрын

jumblesgoodridge yes

@unkledoda420 3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@unkledoda420 3 жыл бұрын

@jumblesgoodridge doesn't sound as bad as shit down here in America. We seem to b on the verge of a civil war between a bunch of crazy far left and far right extremists. Our president is running a personality cult and the only other candidate in the upcoming election who has any chance at winning is senile or suffering from dementia or something. I'd straight up move up to Canada if i could cuz this place is triggering my manic depression.😵🤮😭🤬🤪🤯🥃💊⚰️

@TheXMan 3 жыл бұрын

Let’s all just say we all have it horrible. 😁

@avimo2565 7 ай бұрын

Only OGs remember when this wasn’t the most popular

@avimo2565 Жыл бұрын

Congrats on becoming most popular in the channel, Steve, Alex, Larry, and everyone else!

@SyncJr 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who wonders and jokes a lot about how things got their name: This is the funniest thing EVER!

@suryamohan3410 3 жыл бұрын

*as

@cowardlydaug 3 жыл бұрын

Jerry Seinfeld is that you?

@emotrashcracja5305 3 жыл бұрын

i was kinda hoping for a hard etymological discussion on the origins of language, but, thats not what I saw.

@SyncJr 3 жыл бұрын

Surya Mohan Thank you. You right!

@Chronowizpal 3 жыл бұрын

Oh you mean the word and possible career you are looking for is etymology

@BaronEurchild 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan George, in the words of my great aunt, “ you funny”

@Evelyn-po9se 2 ай бұрын

Rufus with the crow bar was the best bit 😂

@assortedramblings9132 3 жыл бұрын

This is so amazing. Not only is Ryan George single-handedly keeping screen rant relevant, he is also one of the greatest sketch comedy artists working now. Bless you sir for your service

@jayferguson9968 3 жыл бұрын

Public service announcement: It's "Let's eat, Grandma!" *or* "Let's eat Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. That is all.

@kanyewest9591 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder why Ryan wasn't at the Emmy's. Oh yeah, they don't recognize talent.

@ineedanewname4844 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they only recognize MONEY

@TheXMan 3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@englishatheart 3 жыл бұрын

Emmys*

@danielbyrne5402 3 жыл бұрын

also he'd need one of his alter ego's to be black and black face is frowned upon so....

@itsybitsy999 3 жыл бұрын

@@ineedanewname4844 Money is tight!

@TibsisTops Жыл бұрын

I was expecting Phillips screwdriver after Allen wrench lol

@monkeyofchaos1268 8 ай бұрын

I didn't fully understand the screwdriver joke with the orange juice but I learned what it meant from Doug Doug's channel and came back here and the joke made much more sense.

@sydspykes1899 Жыл бұрын

Ryan's writing is subtle and the jokes are brilliant!

@CatsZonetube 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the sandwich was chicken It would sound “Chickenner”

@Paarthurnaxdova 3 жыл бұрын

Turkeymer Bolognamer 😂 Peanut butter and jellymer

@47FLA 3 жыл бұрын

PB&Jer

@Fun_maths 3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? It is chicken

@Shadow-Shell 3 жыл бұрын

@@Fun_maths A chicken that smells like ham

@Lottchen621 3 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow-Shell crazy how sandwiches smell these days

@BroTastic23 3 жыл бұрын

And when the day has been shitty so far, Ryan George swoops in, snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day

@boywonderandbatman2092 3 жыл бұрын

It was super easy barley an inconvenience

@lucasjustice 3 жыл бұрын

ActuLly I saw him saw with a saw the bad guy’s neck

@joemonture5200 3 жыл бұрын

I hope you feel better Steve

@jordanpratt606 3 жыл бұрын

The_Jokester the bad guy being this godforsaken year

@maxmustsleep 3 жыл бұрын

heck yeah :D

@SmartStr33t 2 жыл бұрын

My daughter when she was 3 years old used to go around with the toy hammer and go, "ham, ham, ham" when she hammered things. Her mind just went, "it's called a hammer, so clearly the action it does is it hams"

@emdocc 10 ай бұрын

That saw bit was golden

@zekegore6470 3 жыл бұрын

"Hammer is already taken, Jack, you need your own name." "Oh, well... Okay. Jack-hammer." "That's not what... okay, you know what? Fine."

@ThoseZbroz 3 жыл бұрын

@shivery_timbers1430 3 жыл бұрын

@@ThoseZbroz Zbroz is such an inspiration to me and my NOBODY FUCKING CARES

@zekegore6470 3 жыл бұрын

@@shivery_timbers1430 Please don't be a jerk. That is really unnecessary and not cool.

@blackbed5108 3 жыл бұрын

@Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything stop getting mad at little kids. its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool OR a horrible excuse for a human being

@Nerbto 3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbed5108 FINALLY I CAN SCREAM AND SWEAR AT CHILDREN

@x5992 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad Steve didn't know he could name his screwdriver after himself like Philip did."

@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын

@jumblesgoodridge Well if he's in.....

@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын

@jumblesgoodridge But if the other guy is in then I'm out

@iplaysdrums 3 жыл бұрын

jumblesgoodridge I think you're thinking of Stanley. People don't talk about him much.

@bongbingbo5729 3 жыл бұрын

SCREW STEVE IS TIGHT