The Worst Drinks known to Science!

The Worst Drinks known to Science! | How to Drink

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From the infernal mind of Doc "Rusty" Venture come the worst drinks I've ever had. These are the Doc-Tails!
With news of the Venture Bros. being canceled, I knew it was high time I grit my teeth, gird my loins, steel myself, and prepare for oblivion, to brave the drinks known as "Doc Tales". Or is it Doctales? Doc-tails? Doctails? I'm not actually sure about the appropriate spelling. Whatever the case, the Doc has been mixing up these nightmares for many years and foisting them upon Billy Quiz Boy, Pete White, Hank and Dean. I don't think we ever see Brock Samson or Sgt. Hatred drinking these things. Or the Monarch. I could be wrong.
Series creator "Doc" Hammer is upfront on the directors commentary that these drinks are supposed to be bad, and spoiler alert: they are. They are very bad, in fact, this is the first episode where I had to immediately go and lie down after shooting it. That Hunchback is... something special. And by the way, the drinks in this episode are The Hunchback, The Ruddy Bottom, and the Red Mocho Cooler, recipes are in the video.
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@howtodrink 3 жыл бұрын

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@orinking8064 3 жыл бұрын

ur first, unsurprisingly

@aidanowens3539 3 жыл бұрын

I am speed

@orinking8064 3 жыл бұрын

@@aidanowens3539 ok McQueen

@carrterdinkins7977 3 жыл бұрын

MAKE THE ELECTRIC SPIDER PLEASE!!!!!!!!

@brentdnowicki 3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for Cursed Cocktails Vol. 3. I can see Greg slowly dying after each sip.

@matsujonen 3 жыл бұрын

Just realized every drink that Rusty makes is pretty much a child's idea of a good alcoholic drink

@riverroth3688 3 жыл бұрын

This makes a lot of sense considering Docs whole childhood was a horror show.

@oneofnone7947 2 жыл бұрын

Well that's unbelievable depressing but very fitting

@matthewneidiffer2222 2 жыл бұрын

I always knew they where horrible drinks but damn you're right

@kimberleyhoff6255 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and all of them look enough like non-alcoholic drinks that a kid sneaking their parent's liquor would have plausible deniability.

@killswitch1982 2 жыл бұрын

Arrested development and infantile behavior are key to Doc's character for a lot of the series, but he thinks he's slick and roguish.

@kevinhixson1586 3 жыл бұрын

Pete white said it best "rusty what the hell is this".

@ShogunMongol 3 жыл бұрын

And Billy "That, sounds, horrible."

@McNasty43 3 жыл бұрын

That hunchback seems like a decent base for a barbeque sauce.

@Lesbian.Monster.Hunter 3 жыл бұрын

Noooo...

@tylerwaynes2107 3 жыл бұрын

I guess but what else would you add?

@TreyNitrotoluene 3 жыл бұрын

@@tylerwaynes2107 Tamarind paste, tomato sauce, caramelized onions and reduce.

@florencekellogg659 3 жыл бұрын

I can see it as many people do use those ingredients in barbeque sauce (though rarely together). Barbeque sauce has gotten some crazy varieties. If it exists then it probably was turned into a sauce for barbeque and many really good experienced mad men have made some huge bucks out of their crazy barbeques; some even have restaurants and/or tv shows (and/or other important stuff of notoriety).

@Rawwbot 3 жыл бұрын

@@TreyNitrotoluene didnt you forgot the Marmite for some flavor?

@cory865 3 жыл бұрын

I think in the episode for the hunchback Dr. Venture was merely correcting the ever popular Pete White from where he had said tomato soup. The way he says it is slightly confusing, but when White asked if it was cola and tomato soup, he responds by saying it's ketchup and bourbon. He didn't say cola, ketchup, and bourbon because White had already guessed the cola part correctly, so he only said ketchup as a correction to what the tomato flavor is from, and then he said and bourbon to complete the recipe. It would have made a lot more sense for someone to say the whole recipe, but when dealing with the great Rusty Venture, few things make sense.

@spehizle 3 жыл бұрын

I've got a theory about these cocktails. They've all got 3 things in common: they're all sickeningly sweet, they have no clear spirits, and they're made with children's ingredients. Coupled with what we know of Rusty's childhood (his father throwing swingers parties and leaving the kids alone to their own devices), I think Rusty started emulating his father as a kid, taking the most interesting looking cocktail components (nothing clear, because that's boring), and mixing in kid-like ingredients to make Grown Up Drinks. Even as background gags, this show finds way of demonstrating how Jonas was the WORST.

@MercenaryTau 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't thought of it that way but it makes absolutely perfect sense

@warsmithpainting 3 жыл бұрын

Well this is canon now as far as I’m concerned

@darthlazurus4382 3 жыл бұрын

Congrats, you've noticed Fridge Brilliance.

@Daorf 3 жыл бұрын

That is sad, and makes me re-examine what we know about the Venture family's background in a darker light. So it's probably true.

@DeusExCanis 3 жыл бұрын

IIRC Hank was bartending (or serving poolside) when the first of these was introduced.

@MercenaryTau 3 жыл бұрын

"Barkeep! Where's my Suffering Bastard?!" "I'm lookin' at him"

@MrMinecraftsman 3 жыл бұрын

OH HA HA

@solardjinn 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMinecraftsman I just made one the other night, it's a real cocktail... It most certainly is a bit of a suffer.

@WienerBrigadier 3 жыл бұрын

Whatcha want Captain Mullet head??

@solardjinn 3 жыл бұрын

@@WienerBrigadier leaving us so soon ape drape?

@evanmooney5844 3 жыл бұрын

@@solardjinn Hey hockey hair

@gametimewithprofjohn 3 жыл бұрын

"Bartender! Where is my suffering bastard?" "I'm looking at him." In this episode, the more appropriate answer is, "You're looking at him." Thanks for torturing yourself for science

@razagan1343 3 жыл бұрын

Even van Gogh would find this too much suffering for your craft, good lord

@taraschumacker 2 жыл бұрын

“Oh, ha ha ha”

@mafiacat88 3 жыл бұрын

I drank my way through an antique cocktail book. Some were healing. Some were good, all were VERY high alcohol content. Some were like the ketchup thing. One was beef broth, a bunch of pureed veggies, some tomato paste, some ginger beer, and a fuckton of whiskey and vodka. I know the feel-it's a BAD time.

@SmokeyEdits 2 жыл бұрын

Beef broth, pureed veggies, and tomato paste? This isn't a cocktail, it's baby food. Horrifying.

@Gorenghal 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Bloody Mary/Caesar.

@mafiacat88 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gorenghal God I wish. It's amazing what the Worcestershire, tabasco, and clam juice does to make the drink good. Overall this thing was somehow mostly tasteless, with the flavor of beets kind of taking over. That, the weird oiliness provided by the beef, and it being 50% booze by volume and *still* being indescribably thick made it a...rough time.

@thenerd-bot9847 2 жыл бұрын

My first thought went to one of the first Cursed Cocktails made on this show: Beef Fizz.

@BitmapFrogs 2 жыл бұрын

hey mafiacat, would you mind sharing the book name?

@michaelschindlbeck1969 3 жыл бұрын

6:20 Greg says: "let's strain it" Proceeds to not strain it whatsoever

@deadlizard64 3 жыл бұрын

the dirty pour is criminally under-represented

@ectofriend 3 жыл бұрын

In retrospect, it is INCREDIBLY telling that all of Rusty's drinks are grossly sweet and are more so what a kid thinks a cocktail is than an actual cocktail.

@mkozachek 3 жыл бұрын

I guess you also just saw Jack Saint’s video?

@ViktoriousDead 3 жыл бұрын

Matthew Kozachek boom roasted

@ectofriend 3 жыл бұрын

@@mkozachek No. I've honestly never watched a Jack Saint video in my life.

@maggiem6209 3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like this comment, but I just can't. It's too perfect. Preserve the sex number!

@ViktoriousDead 3 жыл бұрын

Maggie M there. Fixed it

@initialfunk 3 жыл бұрын

"Can you ever have too much Grenadine?" -Rusty Venture

@peterrudolph4197 3 жыл бұрын

"thanks for watching me hurt myself, i hope you like the show." buddy, we're not worth it.

@timhiers3617 3 жыл бұрын

9:20 "Rust, what the hell is this; cola and tomato soup?!" "Close, [You're correct it's cola, but it's not tomato soup,] It's ketchup and Bourbon"

@brilliantlysplendid 3 жыл бұрын

Auto captions say “colon tomato soup” lmao

@tylercosner4509 3 жыл бұрын

@@brilliantlysplendid That's probably more accurate .

@dasbooterror 3 жыл бұрын

this is how I interpreted the exchange

@Jordaannicoleb 3 жыл бұрын

That second drink looks some concoction a group of kids made at the lunch table and dared someone to drink

@chrismanuel9768 3 жыл бұрын

I mean you're not far off. It was probably made by a child emulating his absentee father...

@ZombieSlayerTakashi 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who had friends who did that shit. Yes... yes it does.

@radtang1395 3 жыл бұрын

who's down for a series were the fans choose a random ingredient, like from normal to fucked up, and Greg tries to make something good out of it

@danielkover7157 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Good Mythical Morning's "Will It Sausage?" episodes. Sometimes they get some truly horrific concoctions. 😳

@kamensp1der 2 жыл бұрын

watching this again after getting into VB has given me a strange new appreciation for how demented these drinks are

@rowboatcop4451 3 жыл бұрын

It would be fun to see "fixed" versions of these drinks, drinks that capture the spirit of these drinks but made palatable. Would be an interesting challenge

@philiproszak1678 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, more interesting than this.

@blanksymortimer4088 2 жыл бұрын

honestly think you could make a good red mocha shot with something other than a full pouch of kool-aid. Probably replace the Hershey sauce with another alcohol.

@wrestlingguy8722 2 жыл бұрын

That would be great!

@peggedyourdad9560 Жыл бұрын

@@blanksymortimer4088 maybe a chocolate liqueur? If that’s how it’s spelled lol.

@handgun559 Жыл бұрын

For the ketchup one you just gotta tome it down with tomato juice instead. Like holy crap the idea of ketchup in a drink is disgusting.

@charlescrocco7896 3 жыл бұрын

Greg’s “FOR SCIENCE!!” reminds me of Dr. Mobius in Old World Blues (Fallout: New Vegas)

@elmikeomysterio5496 3 жыл бұрын

Considering these combos... I'm amazed I didn't find any of these drinks sitting around the Big MT

@Zelmel 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, James Urbaniak (Dr Venture) did one of the main NPC voices for Old World Blues so...

@christianhowles 3 жыл бұрын

Also Greg said he was a FNV fan so there's that

@mikehunt2955 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite dlc

@cyborgonion1792 3 жыл бұрын

After all three drinks I would not be surprised if he becomes a lobotomite

@timfortune9 2 жыл бұрын

I did always love how when Hank presents the proto-Hunchback (just ketchup and cola), Brock doesn't even touch it while Doc keeps drinking it throughout the scene. But the Red Moco Cooler is the only Doc-tail that ever sounded even remotely drinkable. The Hunchback always grossed me out.

@Schadrach42 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine the Red Moco Cooler could be made pretty drinkable. First thing on the list would be to take a "light dusting" to mean much less than an entire packet of Kool-Aid. Then experiment with the syrup/Kahlua ratio. It'd still be super sweet and probably resemble a cherry cordial, but I figure that's the point.

@GODOFGUITAR2112 3 жыл бұрын

A gross sounding but actually tasty drink is a Tootsie Roll: Pour 2 ounces of Kahlua over ice Top with about 6 ounces of Rootbeer (also works with Coke)

@Frame_Late 3 жыл бұрын

I've had it and it's actually way better than it sounds.

@imaramblins 3 жыл бұрын

I got a cavity just thinking about making one.

@blookarakal4417 3 жыл бұрын

How I met your mother?

@msmazzo 3 жыл бұрын

I dislike Kahlua with vehement disdain, but I would try this.

@dannyolson5603 3 жыл бұрын

50% jag 50% root beer. Dont think about it just do it. Your welcome

@MojaveMuse 3 жыл бұрын

can't imagine that coke + rum + tomato juice + grenadine + fuckton of hersheys syrup kahlua and koolaid powder would make ones stomach very happy

@jordanloux3883 3 жыл бұрын

Greg's toilet suffered dearly for his master's arrogance.

@stryker4526 3 жыл бұрын

"...a dusting of red Kool-Aid" *pours entire packet on top*

@Simsystwistedmind 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the recipe didn't specify a light dusting of powder and we all know that restraint isn't in Rusty's skill set.

@samuelfawell9159 3 жыл бұрын

It probably wouldn’t have mattered.

@rogercameron6912 3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelfawell9159 I dunno, the iced version might actually have pulled off the cherry cordial vibe with just a very light...y'know...sprinkling. Like a dusting.

@samuelfawell9159 3 жыл бұрын

Roger Cameron with the amount of sugar, it would always overpower anything, if you’ve even drunk undiluted cordial, it hits you like a brick, I really wouldn’t matter how much or how little much of anything was sprinkled on top.

@dokdirge 2 жыл бұрын

I didnt quite realize how empty my life was until I heard you say 'cokatang' Its a perfect, worthy word and I feel that I can die in peace now having heard it

@Zarvain 3 жыл бұрын

"Who knew Koolaid was so tart!" Ah, you have never had the summer camp drink known as "bug juice" before I am guessing. Which is just cherry Koolaid in water, no sugar, and no, I do not mean the sugar-free stuff which is MENT to be made without sugar. Stuff was more of a dare than anything else.

@Shicksalblume 2 жыл бұрын

I actually learned it from my high school German teacher. She would tell us stories of life as a child during the Berlin Airlift, and one of them involved getting her first ever packet of Kool-Aid. Thing was, she had no idea she needed to add sugar to it.

@GreysonMacAllister 2 жыл бұрын

The bug juice I got at summer camp was *all* sugar.

@extendoduck 2 жыл бұрын

@@GreysonMacAllister Yeah I always thought it was called bug juice because of the huge clouds of gnats it attracts (and ants if you spill any) OP's concoction sounds like it should be called "bug zapper" instead.

@alize0623 11 ай бұрын

I’ve always heard bug juice referred to as alcoholic.

@mountainhun 3 жыл бұрын

Oohhhh, Doc-Tails like "Cocktails!" I thought it was like, "Doc-Tails = Duck Tales", so I was just going like, "Doc-Tails, woo-hoo!"

@WikterRor2807 3 жыл бұрын

It indeed Wounded ljke that

@KingOfElectricNinjas 3 жыл бұрын

Fun thing is that the new DuckTales is almost basically Venture Bros but G-rated.

@ArmchairDeity 3 жыл бұрын

Every day we’re out there making doc-tails!

@CorvusCorone68 3 жыл бұрын

interestingly Greg made the Wake Up Drink (i think that was the name) from Back To The Future 3, which is also a cocktail involving a doctor

@crisptomato9495 15 күн бұрын

@@KingOfElectricNinjasDamn you’re right. -Three brothers -Absent mother -Old money adventures across the world -Clones -Beefy former special services bodyguard character who also acts as a surrogate parent -One or more of the main kids is the heir to an incredibly sought after and powerful object -Dark magic b plot shenanigans -Animal themed uncle with a short temper who is balanced out by his level headed girlfriend/Dr. Mrs. and who end up adopting henchmen -Grandfather is a bit of a bastard

@jerimiah225 3 жыл бұрын

These cursed cocktail episodes always feel like we’re keeping an old friend from high school on suicide watch in the bar he built in his basement. I love every second of it 😂😂😂

@lazyperfectionist3978 3 жыл бұрын

that is suspiciously specific and I 100% could not agree more

@justincoleman3805 3 жыл бұрын

He can quit anytime he wants

@reillyobrien4372 2 жыл бұрын

My Homie: "what the fuck are you watching?" Me: "I'm watching a grown man hurt himself." My Homie "why?" Greg: *sips the ketchup one*

@ThreeSyxOh 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I feel like he was being merciful and including coke. Doc seems like the kind of guy who thinks Club Soda/Seltzer has no flavour and only serves as a base to make things fizzy and doesn't count as an ingredient worth mentioning.

@joshuataylor2847 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes another 30 minutes of Greg torturing himself.

@popelius 3 жыл бұрын

This entire episode is Greg trying not to use good ingredients in what he knows are going to be disasters

@Randorthis90 3 жыл бұрын

Cursed Cocktails vol 3 - How i met your mother Barney's Thankstini Carl's The Red Dragon Stinson's Hnagover fixer elixir The Robin Scherbatsky

@buckhunt6832 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Matt is getting more and more famous and more and more talked about in other bits if media. Of course, Greg is a dnd nerd (like the rest of us I'm sure) but it's still great to see matt becoming more famous as the years progress

@StereoTyp0 3 жыл бұрын

20:27 "I Wasch in the throesch of a diabetic coma" - Col. Gentleman

@LukeAurio 3 жыл бұрын

Mischa! Mischa No!

@longbordbonglord 3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh I just watched this episode the other day. RIP one of the best cartoons out there

@danielgibson9706 3 жыл бұрын

"Blasted Mallowmars, my tits are back!!!!!!"

@jasoncoates1835 3 жыл бұрын

KIKI!

@TrueRomancer04 3 жыл бұрын

"That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound the day of my father's murder. The man in plaid makes it now."

@krusher181 3 жыл бұрын

well alright

@thegameknight8916 3 жыл бұрын

Nice The Princess Bride reference!

@ArmchairDeity 3 жыл бұрын

Well played!!

@YourMOM-ej4ob 3 жыл бұрын

-sips coke and ketchup drink Greg: *vibrates*

@dylanmcgregor6496 2 жыл бұрын

OMG, the Omen cut was stellar! Your videos have great editing. I'm at home with the flu and binge watching your channel is helping immensely.

@jkumpost 3 жыл бұрын

Every time you said “Docktails” I instinctually and uncontrollably went, “a-wooo-oooo!” Everyday they’re out there making “docktails” “a-wooo-oooo!”

@JS-hw8ve 3 жыл бұрын

You aren't the only one.

@M.M.83-U 3 жыл бұрын

You're not alone.

@ahjeeznotthisagain 3 жыл бұрын

big sames

@EspiritX360 3 жыл бұрын

Hazza for being old! oh wait that's right they did a remake of it...

@anntowey 3 жыл бұрын

Dusting = 8 person serving of Kool-Aid , this will cause pain. YES! More Doc Tales YES! Go Team Venture - 9 more seasons!

@Lectrikfro 3 жыл бұрын

like 20 more years of the show? I'm down for that

@danielchaidez8612 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the spongebob episode when he makes that gnarly thing with ketchup that makes his breath smell

@spagomelette280 3 жыл бұрын

You're a brave man! Watching these videos reinvigorated my love of cocktail making and I can't thank you enough. Keep up the good work you're massively appreciated

@incrediblehollk 3 жыл бұрын

Greg - I never leave myself water on this show Also Greg - completely ignores the non tainted half bottle of coke right next to him

@MrSplic3r 3 жыл бұрын

But it would remind him of the ketchup..

@angelasterner 3 жыл бұрын

Well he was panicking like a drowning man 😂

@tonysladky8925 3 жыл бұрын

It's guilty by association with the Hunchback.

@andrewschmidt6800 3 жыл бұрын

"Is this one of those Jonestown deals?" Brock to Orpheus over punch

@h.a493 3 жыл бұрын

That was ayahuasca though. Like legit, ayahuasca. Venture Bros HTD volume 2: AYAHUASCA!!!

@mrdropkicker1 2 ай бұрын

“Wow… better dolphin.” - Brock on Ayahuasca

@jameseglavin4 2 жыл бұрын

I’m re-binging the series over the last couple days and this was a perfect complement, so from years in the future - thanks

@paulawitte1536 3 жыл бұрын

This has to be my favorite episode by far. Love your dedication! 😃💖💖💖

@MrBenfranz 3 жыл бұрын

The Cherry + Chocolate + Coffee could definitely make a kick ass drink, in any one's hands apart from Doc Venture.

@egully6755 3 жыл бұрын

I can assure you from both this and my own personal experience that that statement is untrue, unfortunately

@MrBenfranz 3 жыл бұрын

@@egully6755 *Nods* So noted.

@wizard3z868 3 жыл бұрын

Baily's makes a cherry chocolate flavor that is great for an Irish coffee

@ben-chan420 3 жыл бұрын

Espresso powder+cacao powder+maraschino juice+fresh pitted cherries+premix white russian/kahlua+ice Yeet into blender, blend until smooth Doc Venture had a good idea for what flavors to mix, but an awful execution.

@MrBenfranz 3 жыл бұрын

@@ben-chan420 I am archiving that process. It's going to be a drink. Thanks!!

@RandyKeelingJr 3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a drink, a good drink, inspired by the Cherry, Coffee, Chocolate combination.

@honkytonkinson9787 3 жыл бұрын

What about cherry coke, half ounce of Kahlua, half ounce coffee, squirt of chocolate syrup, and a brown spirit - would need to play around to find the right one, or, maybe go the other way with a clear rum or moonshine since everything else is dark and syrupy

@everythingsalright1121 3 жыл бұрын

Well he said the johnny silverhand tasted like that

@999fine5 3 жыл бұрын

These are the best types of episodes to sprinkle in every month or two. These are hilarious and your animated character makes it that much more awesome. So please more cursed drinks =)

@JamesHeier 3 жыл бұрын

MORE DOCTALES, thank you for such an amusing episode, and I would love to see more of these awful beverages.

@LizzBowlen 3 жыл бұрын

Flavor: Anaphylactic Shock? This entire episode is like 2020 in drink form.

@brennonbrunet6330 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like that last drink needs to be re-mastered into some sort of cherry chocolate paralyzer.

@a.dudeman7715 3 жыл бұрын

I was kinda thinking the same thing. Maybe use, like, cherry syrup from a jar instead of koolaid mix.

@kristinamitchell716 2 жыл бұрын

You could use cherry liqueur.

@jaybrit4808 2 жыл бұрын

Or cherry cola…

@brennonbrunet6330 2 жыл бұрын

maybe cherry vodka AND cherry cola!

@katherineflowers1121 2 жыл бұрын

Editing of your torture is supremely wonderful I am so thankful that you went through this for us and that we don't have to experience it ourselves we can just experience it through you and it was supremely enjoyable to watch. I mean I want to know that your pain is wonderful to watch just because you was willing to do it for us I don't know what you feel like I'm saying it wrong but do you so I hope it comes across like I really enjoyed this episode but it was your own it was your own fault you did it to yourself.

@wtechboy18 3 жыл бұрын

honestly, I kinda want to see more Doctails if for no other reason than because of how honest your commentary is on it.

@maxwelldavis7076 3 жыл бұрын

Can we get Greg to Hot Ones yet? He seems to want to suffer for our enjoyment

@LivenLaAzar 3 жыл бұрын

P L E A S E. Can he pair like...certain cocktails based on the tasting notes of each hot sauce?

@jackburton2148 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure those days are done. The guests on hot ones have sort of gone towards celebrities that soccer moms like. The days of hilarious rappers, dirty mouthed chefs, and road worn comedians seem to be over.

@bombshellblonde544 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the show got too big. Greg is not Hollywood enough for it

@KemoneArmstrong 3 жыл бұрын

@@bombshellblonde544 sad but true

@LittleRabbit1138 3 жыл бұрын

"Dear God Man! Why are you putting that in your mouth!?!" "For science my boy! SCIENCE!!!"

@Flippo___ 3 жыл бұрын

I just love how you either make the best of the best drinks or just straight up (sweetened) sewage. There's just no in-between

@vgleo43 3 жыл бұрын

I literally googled this drink hoping to find your channel. And this was posted 5 days ago! Love you!

@MrBenfranz 3 жыл бұрын

That was one damn fine take on Doctor Orpheus at the intro of this episode. Damn fine.

@blondemaverick 3 жыл бұрын

(I quit drinking a couple months ago for personal reasons, but your channel is still a delight and holds a soft spot in my heart. I'll be turning off notifications for my health, but I'll be back every now and then to offer likes and comments to aid the algorithm. Bless!) This video cracked me up. Your delivery of the beginning monologue was hilarious!

@sabotabby3372 3 жыл бұрын

wholesome comment, wish you the best man

@schaddalton 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for taking this series of hits for the team.

@schaddalton 3 жыл бұрын

Though it does seem like you'd have been well-served to have had a *good* cocktail on the side to both rinse the evil out and make subsequent drinks a little easier to tolerate as the alcohol's sweet, sweet embrace took hold.

@joshuawargo6446 7 ай бұрын

HUGE FAN of venture brothers. BRAVO SIR for the courage to ACTUALLY try these . You impress me more with each video I watch xD

@на_румб_левее_ветра 3 жыл бұрын

The question is - do we count this as a slightly early halloween episode or not? Those drinks are horror inducing.

@PonyusTheWolfdude 3 жыл бұрын

I once considered serving these as a joke to my friends. Then I remembered that I like them. Man I pray that the show comes back again.

@Catrina888555 Жыл бұрын

The tasting notes in every episode are curing my depression. They make me happy

@belseygell9258 3 жыл бұрын

This is the first video of yours I’m ever watching, and I was enjoying it. Then you came at us with that clip from “The Omen” and now I have no choice but to watch more of your videos to see if any more clips from excellent horror films are used. :D

@Joemetheus 3 жыл бұрын

Anybody else think it’d be really cool to see Greg try to make a drinkable version of these? Kinda in the same way as Babish does to flex his chef skills, he could do it to flex his mixologist skills.

@person_suit3064 3 жыл бұрын

7 seasons that took 16 years. The venture bros. taught me to be patient with Rick and Morty.

@briarh720 3 жыл бұрын

Except venture bros was worth waiting for.

@ChaosAT 3 жыл бұрын

What frazzledap in meantime it's from the same creator

@ivanivan744 3 жыл бұрын

The Venture Bros. walked, so Rick and Morty could powerwalk

@AzelRavenWood 2 жыл бұрын

I love your video here. But also, I love that opening dialogue! That reminds me of Orpheus when he rant's! I hope one day the show returns (It's legitimately one of my favorite) and your dialogue becomes a glorious prophecy of rebirth!!!

@TheHalflingLad 3 жыл бұрын

I literally sent this video to a fellow drinker who has never ever seen any of your videos and I know he will love it. This is quintessence of why your channel rocks, as far as I'm concerned.

@MrZerothejedi 3 жыл бұрын

I am watching this immediately to remedy the hurt in my soul from the cancellation.

@pechorin6900 3 жыл бұрын

Canceled?! This is terrible news. Oh right, it’s 2020.

@astroneer013 3 жыл бұрын

Matt Colville is a wonderful DM and has gotten many people into DnD. he has the definitive guide to new DnD players!

@Jokreher 3 жыл бұрын

When you start gagging at the thought of someone else drinking the hunchback. 🤢

@DarthBane22 3 жыл бұрын

Venture Brothers might be my favorite show ever.

@boofmcgoof1534 3 жыл бұрын

Writing that's deeper then the ocean & just as funny....

@LudaChez 3 жыл бұрын

It's better than Rick and Morty. But you're not allowed to say that out loud. At least we are getting the movie!

@philiproszak1678 3 жыл бұрын

The show truly has it all.

@readymade83 3 жыл бұрын

Not the eulogy for Venture Bros we asked for but the eulogy we needed. Started watching the show in college and been following it since and I finally rounded up all the DVD's last summer thank goodness. Also nice FNM shout out!

@Bmanritchie 3 жыл бұрын

When is the complete Blu-Ray set coming?

@readymade83 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bmanritchie I haven't heard but I would bet soon if the show doesn't get picked up.

@Bmanritchie 3 жыл бұрын

John F - CN/[as] properties esp older ones have a problem being sold as home media if they haven’t been kept up with. I was so bummed knowing there isn’t a Moral Orel or Metalocolypse US Blu-ray set. Since VB recently had by season blu-Ray sets made, I think there’ll be a complete set at some point.

@jasoncoates1835 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bmanritchie Moral Orel is massively underappreciated IMO.

@Bmanritchie 3 жыл бұрын

Jason Coates - It took me 5 years post cancellation to re-evaluate how clever the writing was. Admittedly I gave up on Venture Bros by season 2. Maybe I’ll come back around after watching it on [as] streaming.

@SatanasExMachina 3 жыл бұрын

Like...favorite episode. I've watched for awhile, but this one got you a sub. Please, MORE DOCTAILS.

@samguill3837 3 жыл бұрын

I love your show but this is the hardest I’ve laughed at any of the episodes. Hilarious.

@madscientist8138 3 жыл бұрын

Brock Samson is the manliest man that has ever lived

@howtodrink 3 жыл бұрын

He never lived... he’s a cartoon

@madscientist8138 3 жыл бұрын

close enough

@gxtmfa 3 жыл бұрын

How To Drink So... he’s animated?

@larrymartinez3611 3 жыл бұрын

Brock's done more living as a cartoon than we'll ever do as flesh and blood...

@Bmanritchie 3 жыл бұрын

Yes take a break. You'll need the energy to prep for DocTails Part 2

@tedpreston6156 3 жыл бұрын

Your videos make me happy in an otherwise lousy time. Thank you.

@Joanna-ed8ic 3 жыл бұрын

GREG! Congrats on one million! I remember subscribing at 100k and I was shocked that you didn't have more subs. Im so happy for you that people are finding your gem of a channel!

@jamesalexhowlett 3 жыл бұрын

I started watching venture bros when I was 12, I’m 28 now. My first episode was ghosts of sargasso (episode 106) and I remember laughing so hard at the show with my friend who introduced me to it. I have watched every episode live since it had been on air, and it’s a bummer to see it go.

@AaronRotenberg 3 жыл бұрын

Hot take: referring to something as "cursed" is greatly improved by using the two-syllable pronunciation of "cursed".

@rufusconnolly8489 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe accursed?

@AzelRavenWood 3 жыл бұрын

I would totally watch more Rusty ""Doc" Venture drinks being made and tasted by you. Though, if it makes you sick, don't do it! Also watching you use Cool Aid mix reminded me of the one time I mixed fully made Cool Aid with a can of Laybatte Blue's. Which was actually good to me! I mainly say this cause I HATE the taste of beer and the Cool Aid mostly killed the Laybatte's taste and made it so much easier to drink! Anyway, thanks for the video my dude! Feel better!

@melodycloer1709 3 жыл бұрын

Okay just the description makes me gag! You are a brave man!

@vaellix 3 жыл бұрын

Video shared by Doc Hammer, so that's pretty cool.

@risfleming-allen3300 3 жыл бұрын

The hunchback seems like the perfect accompaniment to reading H P Lovecraft... “the human mind can not comprehend the horror...” But a hipster gastropub around the corner had a specialty cocktail called something like ”Rusty’s Adventure” as a nod to the Venture Bros on the menu a few years back, and it was amazing.

@swaffelkonijn5166 3 жыл бұрын

Greg, love your channel and therefore I hate to say this: your misery in this is exquisite to watch.

@elvisconner4309 3 жыл бұрын

this is my new favorite thing to watch you just suffering with bad drinks lol please do more haha

@matthieucadartnelissen5840 3 жыл бұрын

This cursed cocktails series makes my day EVERY-SINGLE-TIME.

@johnbryan1862 3 жыл бұрын

A random thought: when adding Kool Aid, use a teaspoon full from the cannisters with sugar already added, instead of the super concentrated stuff.

@shanethebrownwolf5575 2 жыл бұрын

Except that just would make the sweet worse. I think he should’ve just used half the packet and mixed the whole thing well

@okiekidadventures2231 3 жыл бұрын

I have not laughed so hard and so long man. That was insightful and hilarious. Keep up the good work brother

@Phoenix38m 3 жыл бұрын

Subscription added...you earned it for your bravery....you've got one hell of a good channel!!!

@Gordon_Kicks 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Greg looks instantly hungover after just a sip of that sweet tomato monstrosity😂

@NastierNate 3 жыл бұрын

Greg: I need to rinse my mouth. Let me use this awful syrupy drink and this lemon. Open Coke bottle on the table: Am I a joke to you?

@Apparat8 3 жыл бұрын

He was drinking ketchup and coke. He didn't want to be reminded of the awfulness by drinking one of the ingredients.

@RW77777777 3 жыл бұрын

I tried a Coke after like 5 years nasty!

@danielkover7157 3 жыл бұрын

I have never laughed so hard at a KZfaq video! (I think I actually stopped breathing for a moment as my sides were rupturing.) I hate to say this, because it involves you potentially suffering some more, but I'd really like to see another Doctail episode. Thanks for the laughs; I needed that. Hope you feel better soon! 😂❤