"If this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant, AND raise my kids, I'm not keeping it" Sassy Jaclyn is my everything.. 😍😂🙌🏼

DYING.................My new motto: 'If this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant, and raise my kids....I'm not keeping it.' xxErin.

My lifegoal: go to Sephora and not care how much i spend..

"That's coming from my dog not my asshole"

"If this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant AND raise my kids...I'm not keeping it" 😂😂 I CAAAAAAN'T!!!!!! #DEAD

"If this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant, AND raise my kids, I'm not keeping it" girl you kill me 😂😂😂😂😂 love you boo! ❤

People are giving her hell for two reasons. 1. They've watched her from the beginning and saw her struggling financially, and can't accept that she's worked her ass off for the success she's had. 2. Jealousy! This is her JOB! Can people just be appreciative that she isn't just sitting around reviewing shit she gets sent for free?! I appreciate the guru's who still buy new products with everything they get sent from PR.

Jaclyn, real question. When you have 60 foundations, how the hell do you decide which one you want to wear each day? I can barely convince myself to use different shades of eyeshadow everyday 😱

"its just like such a pretty.. every day... warm pinky nude" how many times as jaclyn hill said this phrase: 5,081 haha love you jack!

"If this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant and raise my kids... I'm not keeping it" - Jaclyn Hill 2017 😂😂

Whenever there's nothing to watch on KZfaq I always come back to this video. It's an instant classic!!!

Jaclyn has basically no filter and is so sassy, I guess that's why I like her videos so much lmao.

2.44 : smashbox step by step contour stick trio 3.29 :clinique moisture surge extended thirst relief gel cream 4.33 : milk makeup blur stick 5.34: tom ford bronzing powder 6.14 : marc jacobs makeup bronzer 7.51 : cover effects natural finish oil free foundation 8.28 : cover effects total coverage cream foundation 8.57 : giorgio armani luminous silk compact powder foundation (shade n°2) 9.17 : josie maran vibrancy argan oil foundation (shade G15) 9.53 : anastasia brow definers (shade: chocolate) 10.16 : rita hazan NY root concealer touch up spray (shades: dark brown and light brown) 11.00 : OUAI dry shampoo foam 11.58 : 2 cover effects brushes 13.11 : cover effects powder brush 13.15 : primer 15.13 : bite beauty lipstick amuse bouche (shade:meringue) 15.27 : kevin aucoin 16.06 : marc jacobs Le Marc liquid lip cremes (shades: yours to try and fawn over me) 16.53 : tarte amazonian clay 12h highlighter (shade: sparkler highlight) 17.51 : It cosmetics bye bye undereye illuminations, full coverage anti aging water-proof concealer 18.33 : bare minerals butter cream lipgloss (shades: sugar and groovy) 19.21 : makeup forever liquid lips the artist matte (shade: 101) 20.49 : stila magnificent metals glitter and glow liquid eyeshadows (shades: smoky storm, kitten karma, gold goddess, smoldering satin, diamond dust, molten midnight) 23.40 : stila kitten eyeshadow 24.14 : makeuo forever star powders (one of the shades is n°12) 26.00 : makeuo forever star lit liquid (liquid highlighter)

my mom is always confused why I randomly get so sassy all the sudden and this is the reason. Jaclyn Hill your sass gets me on a spiritual level

Rather be addicted to makeup than drugs 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

"If this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant, AND raise my kids, I'm not keeping it!" 😂😂😂 I'm literally dead😂😂😂 Sassy Jaclyn is my life😂😂😂

Me: Decides to check into makeup rehab. Also Me: Buys new lipstick to wear to makeup rehab.

This was not long enough! Can Sephora just let her loose in a store with a filming crew while she swatches everything? 😂😂

When you OoOOooOo-ed at the tarte highlighter my boyfriend said "oh I know that noise from when you're in Sephora did she find something good? Lol

"The second anything gets makeup related on Snapchat, I just get like...so horny for it." Oml, me too Jaclyn😂

I'm voting for a full face first impressions!

She looks so much more radiant, beautiful and just more happy then usual anyone else notice? ( not saying she's pregnant, she literally said it's her time of the month. just that she's more beautiful then ever!)

add all the prices cause i was bored and this was all $1440

omg watching how excited you get for some of the products made me so happy haha

Honestly I love when you film at home you seem so much more comfortable and just kind of like sharing make up with friends instead of slightly more businessie or like professionally put together, if you know what I mean haha love you Jaclyn

My husband: "Are you watching porn??" Me: "No. Just Jaclyn Hill swatching new makeup." 😂😂😂

I love metallic and glitter for eye shadows those are so gorgeous! I freaking need!

I literally just got done watching your husband’s voiceover video and laughed at how much he said “that’s what she said,” throughout it and then this video plays next and 10 seconds in you say the same exact thing. You guys are totally made for each other. 😂 I love how much you guys rub off on each other.

Hauls are dying out coz no one buys anything anymore. It's all sent to them for PR or for paid reviews. The KZfaq beauty community has one foot in the grave, it's not going to last, not now that it's become a business and the viewers have all cottoned on 👎🏻

"Went on Nordstrom.com, saw the price, fainted, John had to revive me from the dead... And then I decided to purchase this 20 minutes later." Literally the most relatable thing I've ever heard! 😂

Love your rings, top, personality, just everything! Lol

"That's coming from my dog, not my asshole. Thank you very much"

13:55 "So basically all I'm saying is if this doesn't minimize my pores, snatch my waist, get me pregnant and raise my kids, I'm not keeping it" I'm literally in love and in pain at how much I fucking laughed

Girllll based on your expressions and hyperventilations, I'm pretty sure I just watched 50 shades of grey: the makeup edition. 😂 50 shades of slay?

2:11 “I am definitely feeling a little sassy today, it’s the time of the month.” Had me dead!😂

*excitement* "I can't wait to touch everything and play with it!" *pauses* "Is that what she said?" lmaooooooo yes u did girl

Yass... This is the Jaclyn I remember... the one who seemed to LOVE FILMING.

OMG CAN U IMAGINE WHAT A MAKEUP REHAB SESSION WOULD BE LIKE!?!?? "Hi, my name is Melissa...and I can't live without eyeshadow..."

"That was my dog not my asshole" 😂😂 Jaclyn Hill quote of the year

This video had me laughing and smiling at all of Jaclyn's silly sass. YAAASSS for the energy and positive, shameless confident girl vibes xoxo

Opens Jaclyn's video, while simultaneously opens my Sephora app.

i just want to say, THANK YOU!! this video has reminded me of the good old days when i would sit down and watch youtube videos (mostly yours) for so long because i loved makeup...and youtube! i have felt like, recently, that I've lost that wonderful feeling! you have just brought it back for me, and i'm so happy! i loved watching your videos back then when i couldn't even wear makeup. you would have this background and i would love to watch your hauls...and all your videos! thank you for putting that inspiration back in me. I've been kind of discouraged and not knowing what to put on my channel, but now i feel that motivation and love for youtube and makeup again! thank you so much, and i LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! (and btw, would love to see first impressions!)

this is easily one of the greatest videos i have ever had the pleasure of watching on KZfaq. Thank you Jaclyn and Jon for blessing us.

Omg I love her so much like she always makes my day! Like when she threw the makeup accidentally on the floor got me laughing so hard.

Hauls were something I would look forward to from my favorite KZfaqrs. I feel like it's not the same because everything they receive is PR packages now; there's no more shopping for them. This video was refreshing :-)

I loved you filming back home again Jaclyn. I will always love your videos no matter what, but I definitely preferred your old set up of filming in your beauty room at home. It always felt more relaxed and like you were chatting to us as friends when you are in your natural habitat. I am also glad you are keeping haul videos alive as I am a huge fan. I really want you to come to the UK someday so that you can do a haul from over here. Please can you do a products you hate video soon. And also an updated makeup collection. Big love from London :)

some people can't enjoy watching youtube without complaining about the money youtuber earn that they work very hard for. sometimes other people get lucky and get rich. let them enjoy it and focus on yourself more.

Just watched a make up haul of you from 2013 and so many great changes! It's fabulous to see how much you have evolved.xxxx

Jaclyn, I'm so happy to see you being your happy and spunky self! One thing I would change about your videos though, is if you're going to swatch a product, maybe do an up close swatch in a separate clip? Kathleen Lights and Tati do this and it makes it so much easier to see the colors and textures. Love you Jaclyn!! ❤❤❤

"That's coming from my dog not my asshole" I bet Jon would disagree with that #snapfam 😂❤

Swear to god you're my absolute favorite youtuber to watch

New game: drink every time Jaclyn says " omg " 🥂

I love that you're embracing your fair skin! Its so nice to see caucasian women embracing their natural pale skin and not tanning! I think everyone should embrace their skin from fairest of fair to darkest of dark!!! =]

I love that Jaclyn has been embracing her fairer skin lately, because we have a very similar skin tone! I wear the same shade as her in the Giorgio Armani compact and the Josie Maran foundation 😊

Jaclyn, you are honestly the reason why I started watching KZfaq. To be completely honest, I always thought watching videos was a waste of time until I watched one of your videos. You seriously have taught me so much and I have enjoyed watching you every step of the way. You made me fall in love with makeup even more than I already have. Ignore all of the negative people because you are amazing and have seriously touched my life as well as many others. Keep making boss ass videos! Yasss honeyyyyyy!!!!

Favorite haul video EVER! Your energy is so contagious and beautiful!

1. This eye look is everything. 2. Try Tarte Stunner highlight if you haven't...TRUST

Can you please keep filming in your house, I like it so much more!? It reminds me of the good old days on your channel

I never ever thought that I could love a youtuber more, than Zoella. So here I am, watching Jaclyn everyday, all day. I'm obsessed. Girl, you are A.MA.ZING. Love you, xoxo.

I was going to say she is my soulmate but let's be real she is everyone's soulmate her personality should be a universal personality for everyone 😍

mom - "who have you been talking to for the past 30 minutes?" me - "jaclyn hill" mom - "oh okay"

A tutorial is needed for this make up thumbs up girls so jaclyn can see it 👍🏻

I just love how down to earth and funny you are girl! always keeping it real!!

sassy jaclyn is my favorite! she has me DEAD

I never leave comments but this video was so funny, fulfilling, satisfying, informative, and long that I just couldn't continue with my day without saying THANK YOU. YOU DID GOOD GURL! You're good at what you do and I live for your videos.

SASSY JACLYN IS MY FAVORITE JACLYN

This is why I started watching you years ago! THIS sassy, funny and honest review of products. Keep them coming!

Ha ha I love it! "Gotta hurry I've got bible study in a hour." I appreciate your authentic and fun nature Jaclyn! My make up game has definitely stepped up since watching your vids. Thanks girl!

Since there's no list of the products she bought in the description, this is what she bought: Smashbox Step By Step Contour Sticks Trio www.sephora.com/step-by-step-contour-stick-trio-P392132?keyword=SMASHBOX%20Step-By-Step%20Contour%20Stick%20Trio%20P392132&skuId=1669779&_requestid=127412 Clinique Moisture Surge Extended First Relief Gel Cream www.sephora.com/moisture-surge-extended-thirst-relief-P209117?keyword=CLINIQUE%20Moisture%20Surge%20Extended%20Thirst%20Relief%20P209117&skuId=1084805&_requestid=127963 Milk Makeup Blur Stick www.sephora.com/blur-stick-P416524?skuId=1898196&icid2=products%20grid:p416524 Tom Ford Bronzing Powder www.sephora.com/bronzing-powder-P407307?keyword=TOM%20FORD%20Bronzing%20Powder%20P407307&skuId=1813542&_requestid=128647 Marc Jacobs Omega Bronzer www.sephora.com/o-mega-bronze-perfect-tan-P379415?keyword=marc%20jacobs%20omega%20bronzer&skuId=1505106&_requestid=129066 Cover FX Natural Finish Oil Free Foundation www.sephora.com/natural-finish-oil-free-foundation-P377714?skuId=1721034&icid2=products%20grid:p377714 Cover FX Total Coverage Cream Foundation www.sephora.com/total-cover-cream-foundation-P376285?keyword=COVER%20FX%20Total%20Cover%20Cream%20Foundation%20P376285&skuId=1720713&_requestid=129576 Giorgio Armani Luminous Silk Powder Foundation www.sephora.com/luminous-silk-powder-foundation-P399928?keyword=GIORGIO%20ARMANI%20BEAUTY%20Luminous%20Silk%20Powder%20Foundation%20P399928&skuId=1755453&_requestid=129868 Josie Maran Vibrancy Argan Oil Foundation www.sephora.com/vibrancy-argan-oil-foundation-fluid-P407445?keyword=JOSIE%20MARAN%20Vibrancy%20Argan%20Oil%20Foundation%20Fluid%20P407445&skuId=1795897&_requestid=130316 Anastasia Brow Definers In Chocolate www.sephora.com/brow-definer-P404827?skuId=1790591&icid2=products%20grid%3Ap404827 Rita Hazan Touch Up Spray www.sephora.com/root-concealer-touch-up-spray-temporary-gray-coverage-P282611?skuId=1765551&icid2=products%20grid:p282611 Ouai Dry Shampoo Foam www.sephora.com/dry-shampoo-foam-P416550?skuId=1900737&icid2=products%20grid:p416550 Cover FX Cream Foundation Brush www.sephora.com/cream-foundation-brush-P376619?keyword=COVER%20FX%20Cream%20Foundation%20Brush%20%20P376619&skuId=1452648&_requestid=131179 Cover FX Powder Brush www.sephora.com/powder-brush-P376617?keyword=cover%20fx%20powder%20brush&skuId=1452655&_requestid=131405 Sisley Double Tenseur Primer shop.nordstrom.com/s/sisley-paris-double-tenseur-moisturizing-gel/4459671?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort Bite Beauty Amuse Bouche Lipstick In Meringue www.sephora.com/amuse-bouche-lipstick-P405057?skuId=1796531&icid2=products%20grid:p405057 Kevyn Aucoin The Sensual Skin Primer www.sephora.com/the-sensual-skin-primer-P416352?keyword=KEVYN%20AUCOIN%20The%20Sensual%20Skin%20Primer%20P416352&skuId=1896950&_requestid=132457 Marc Jacobs Le Marc Liquid Lip Creams In Fawn Over Me & Yours To Try www.sephora.com/le-marc-liquid-lip-creme-P415510?keyword=MARC%20JACOBS%20BEAUTY%20Le%20Marc%20Liquid%20Lip%20Crème%20P415510&skuId=1822394&_requestid=132867 Tarte Amazonian Clay 12 Hour Highlighter In Sparkler www.sephora.com/amazonian-clay-highlighter-P409981?keyword=taste%20highlight%20sparkler&skuId=1888866&_requestid=133168 It Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye Illumination Full Coverage Anti Ageing Waterproof Concealer www.sephora.com/bye-bye-under-eye-illumination-full-coverage-anti-aging-waterproof-concealer-P411402?skuId=1868280&icid2=products%20grid:p411402 Bare Minerals Butter Cream Lip Glosses In Sugar & Groovy www.sephora.com/gen-nude-buttercream-lipgloss-P410250?skuId=1845700&icid2=products%20grid%3Ap410250 Make Up For Ever Artist Liquid Matte In 101 www.sephora.com/artist-liquid-matte-P416156?keyword=MAKE%20UP%20FOR%20EVER%20Artist%20Liquid%20Matte%20Lipstick%20P416156&skuId=1911809&_requestid=134428 Stila Magnifecent Metal Glitter & Glow Liquid Eyeshadows In Smoky Storm, Kitten Karma, Gold Goddess, Smouldering Satin, Diamond Dust, Molten Midnight www.sephora.com/magnificent-metals-glitter-glow-liquid-eye-shadow-P63087293?skuId=1891365&icid2=products%20grid%3Ap63087293 Stila Kitten Single Eyeshadow www.sephora.com/eye-shadow-P8431?skuId=1330281&icid2=products%20grid:p8431 Make Up For Ever Starlit Powders In 12 & 19 www.sephora.com/star-lit-powder-P415958?keyword=MAKE%20UP%20FOR%20EVER%20Star%20Lit%20Powder%20P415958&skuId=1911122&_requestid=135390 Make Up For Ever Starlit Liquid Highlight www.sephora.com/star-lit-liquid-P416042?keyword=MAKE%20UP%20FOR%20EVER%20Star%20Lit%20Liquid%20P416042&skuId=1911064&_requestid=135605 *Edited* I added the links aswell, hope this helps x

Why do people have such an issue with how much money Jaclyn spends or how much her personal belongings cost? Why would you even care how much an item of her jewellery cost her?! She's worked her way up and earnt her money, she can spend it how she likes, just like we all would if we were as financially comfortable as her. Obsessing over her finances is so unnecessary! 🙄

"GET ME PREGNANT AND RAISE MY KIDS" baby girl i can't even 😂❤

I'm freaking living for Jaclyn in this video she was herself! Just love it and she was freaking hilarious !

Between her ripped jean jacket and that sparkly top, Jaclyn is giving me such early 2000s vibes and I LOVE it!!! Girl you slay in any decade!!

OMG when you dropped the Sisley primer and then apologised! Priceless!!!!! Still laughing here

You should do a tutorial using the Stila liquid eyeshadows!!

I love how excited you are about makeup products. I feel they same way but never have anyone to rave to about them lol

Wow you're actually fun to watch, I usually watch another channel but you seem a bit more down to earth and relatable. My first Jaclyn vid! Love!

Girl I say tell your filming studio goodbye and come back home because THIS FEELS RIGHT! Love the background it feels like your old videos it feels more you!!! Just chilling at home obsessing over makeup! Love you and your vids either way though 💗

GIRL! I am BANANAS about the It Cosmetics Bye Bye under eye illuminating concealer!!! I was so excited to see you had purchased it and now I am dying to know if you loved it!?! it covers my fine lines completely and doesnt crease, lasts ALL day! I use the lightest shade I believe and double as my under eye highlight! i have gotten so many compliments about how much brighter my complexion is since i started using it! LOVE, LOVE, LOVVVVE that product!

I wish everyone was this passionate and excited in the things they do, love, and their career. Love ya'z!

I love when Jaclyn is like this, makes me so happy so see her back ❤

Hauls are dying out because you tubers don't have to buy the makeup anymore so much PR is sent out

If you wanna die laughing, hear makeup talk, & watch a gorgeous girl then this is the video for you!! Love you Jaclyn 🤗❤️❤️😂😂 You are so hilarious & real, love it!

I love how excited u get about makeup and how grateful u are no matter what💓

If anyone was curious I tallied everything and this haul came to $1,503.50 USD

"Oh my god, I just, started my period." 😂😂 I can't even with you Jaclyn. Would LOVE a tutorial on the makeup you're wearing in this video. Dem eyes.

any tips on how to shade match online? I'm always afraid to pull the trigger and end up buying in store where I can get help instead

Oh my goodness, I just watched this while at work because its Jaclyn...but this was so much fun to watch. This made me happy and I loved every minute of it!!

So we're going to be seeing a "First Impressions" video soon right???? So curious about some of these products!

Jaclyn!!! I physically NEED for you to do a tutorial on your makeup in this video! I'm obsessed!! I also need to know what lipstick that is it's beautiful!

You don't even know how much I love your videos and outtakes Jaclyn! 😂❤

I'm legit sitting here watching u and adding stuff to my cart in tarte, Anastasia and mac

"That's coming from my dog not my asshole thank you very much" 😂😂😂

"That's coming from my dog, not my asshole." I bet Jon would beg to differ 😂

YOUR ATTITUDE IN THIS VIDEO GIVES ME LIFE

PLEASE do a tutorial with the liquid eyeshadows😍 Love u boo

Jaclyn is the only one who gets my excitement about makeup!!! You are my spirit animal Jac

Hauls and Favorites are slowly dying because everyone is trying to upload "trendy viral videos" Instagram style. Millennials have a short attention span as the internet progresses, people want videos under 5 mins, but all the real ones can sit thru a 30 min video. Am I right or wrong?

The sass in this video is amazing!! I legitimately gasped on a few of these swatches!

What lip colour are you wearing?! Also tutorial please. Your eye shadow is amazing.