HA! I am so glad that I stumbled across this review. I played the role of Billy in this film, and I had more fun watching your entire review than I did for the actual film (which I've never been able to actually sit through from start to finish lol.) Thanks for the hilarious commentary and the fun walk down memory lane :) Regards- Todd Sheeler

9:49 howled hearing Allison suggesting the parrot had a squeaky toy noise and then the splicey!🦜

I read this review on imdb and felt the need to share it: "This movie sucks and I was in it i was the "henchman" in the black shirt and backwards ball cap with a hellraiser box tattoo, close up when the grenade went off, and I'm about to laugh cause it was so cheesy, but hey it was an easy 225 dollars,but i knew it was a straight to USA network movie when i saw it...but the Germans probably liked it a lot more, it was filmed in new port richey, florida, in basically someones field, the city was so proud that there was a movie being filmed their, that they treated the cast and crew like royalty, and threw them a big party (i.e. free drinks and chicken fingers). even the crew realized what a turd this movie was....one guy just walked off the set, and i had to double for him, look for when the kid falls of the back of the boat and two guys haul him out of the water, they switched us mid scene, because they were to lazy to do a reshoot, and i look NOTHING like the guy i switched with...I'm at least 60 pounds more than him and a half a foot taller...i was the only extra that would get in the water without a fuss, i worked as a plumbers apprentice once...a little water doesn't bother me"

Solid "I bought the WWF Attitude Era belt" flex from Phelan! 🦅

The triple tag team champion is back! Allison "Arm Bar" Pregler, Phelan "Piledriver" Porteous and Matthew "the Brain" Buck! And more wrestle bollix? Happy days are here again.

Hulk Hogan doesn't quit the force... He is the force! Brother!

That abandoned Pastamania picture looks more desolate than any part of The Last of Us

10:35 "He's not very good at getting his bird the food it likes." Fun fact: Willy the bird is a Rainbow Lorikeet, a nectar and fruit eater that's not supposed to eat seeds. It gives these birds terrible constipation just like this movie gives its audience. #justiceforWilly

You realize that you three have to do the Hulk Hogan Cinematic Universe Iceberg, right? No one else is qualified, and the world clearly needs it.

that's so weird, I love Grace Jones, she's such a fun campy actress when she's on Bond films or Pee Wee christmas specials.... but even in these clips its so painful.

Ah, Hulk Hogan and Movie Nights. The perfect combination.

In case you wonder, movie's title in Czech is Treasure Island.

I haven't seen them all, but I'm only just now noticing how much "late-season Baywatch" energy is seemingly imbued in EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of Hulk Hogan's starring-role movies.

Might we call this "Chunder in Paradise?" I'll get my coat, brother

You and phelan absolutely have to do that fake "history of pastamania" episode

Allison is great. So refreshing to hear someone doing internet reviews without being crass and malicious.

As a German I can guarantee that we do not take offense when hearing the word "Scheiße" but we are always delighted when we hear a German actor having German lines in English-language movies. :D Which is obviously the case here for Anya Hoffmann who was cast as Sabrina. It's interesting that McCinsey's Island gets this right where expensive Hollywood productions often cast American actors with thick accents, frequently saying lines that are grammatically questionable or simply uncommon in German. If anyone is interested, what she said was: "That is no shit! That is quality merchandise and you are a little, pissy..." :)

Retired from the Force? Hulk Hogan is a retired Sith Lord! New headcanon!

"Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Allison, Phelous, and Film Brain run wild on you?!"

Awwww yeah! Just when I needed something relaxing to watch, there's a collab between my three favourite KZfaqrs. Sometimes life is good.

As a fan of the British TV show, Hustle, which is about a batch of con artists, my headcanon is that Robert Vaughn is playing his role as Albert Stroller and is on a long con in order to get the treasure for his gang back in London :)

"Arrrrrrgggggg... I'm dying. Better scratch a map into this turtle shell..." Checks out I guess

You’ve never seen Hulk Hogan like this before… Because no one has ever seen this film. Not even Hogan’s family.

Three of my favorite creators together again

What a thoroughly enjoyable episode. Such a romp over an absolutely naff Movie. Great work guys. I really enjoyed your enthusiastic barrage of jokes and narration. Wonderfully entertaining. Well done.

I love these episodes with Matthew and Phelan. All three of you are hilarious, and there's something very cozy about watching three friends enjoy a corny movie together.

Awesome video, and legendary team-up for commentary!!!

I have no idea what Pastamania is...but now I need to know everything about it.

Loved this review. Never even heard of this movie before. Hope you guys delve further into the Hulkamania Cinematic Universe

Can we talk about how good Film Brain's Hulk impression is for a second? had me in stitches

I missed you guys talking to on another. Matt, allison, and phelan together again.

You know that movie is forgoten when only copy you find is from Czech Republic :D Greetings from there btw :D

I fell off following everyone all those years ago after all the shit went down, so it was a pleasant surprise to see you guys still doing work together. Loved the review.

Aww I'm so happy you made this review together

Why the F does this video only has 33k views? It's great! I'm watching it now for the second time after the premiere. And you should, too. Watch it, go to your calendar, put in a reminder and watch it again in a year. If we all do it, we could scratch half a million in only ten years! DO IT BROTHER! :)

That turtle map looks awfully similar to the map of Skyrim, wonder if the production designers intern was a fan of ES: Arena??

Robert Vaughn's character is clearly a DM self insert.

Awesome review as always! I love when the three of you (three of my favorite youtubers!) all get together to riff on a bad 80s flick. Thank you so much for all the great entertainment. My weird little hedgehog (Quillemina) and I love your content!

You Hoganites. You just can't get enough of the big buffed wrestling version of Tom Hanks

It's great to see you guys together.

OMG! i was so stoked when i saw this in the cue, three of my favorites back together again!

Great video! Glad I watched it. Keep up the amazing work.

Cool! I was missing content from this channel. The fact that it is a collaboration makes it even better.

So why isn’t their a movie called Sherlock Hogan?

“Looks around” ... Did he just get caught with a freaking fish net?

It was nice of Waboo to show up for a cameo.

I remember there being a Hulk Hogan movie where he has a son who he neglects because of his job as a spy and/or soldier who is tasked to keep a disk safe from generic bad guys, one of which had a metal or robotic foot. Would you guys look into that in the future?

Three great content creators all in one place? Am I dreaming? Yes.

Pastamania Hogan used his noodle on that one

Ah, great video, so good to see you 3 together! :) In the years before the internet was as rampant as it is now, I tried so hard to convince people that this film - with that stupid music - existed. Good to know it wasn't just a fever dream.

This was an amazingly hilarious review! Keep up the good work!

"Big Show, stop trying to be in movies!" "I'M HAVING FUN"

I loved McCinsey's Island as a kid. Hulk Hogan, Grace Jones and Robert Vaughn - what a stellar cast! One of the best terrible Hogan movies for sure.

The parrot jokes were lovely since my family owns one

Wow, great seeing you guys all together again. :)

No, see that ending is a tease for the sequel, “The Legend of Joe Exotic’s Gold”.

I own a copy of this movie on DVD signed by Hulk Hogan

An entire Hogan video, only one leg drop joke. Such restraint. Of..hulking proportions. ..brother.

Excellent Video! Really missed your Movie Reviews!

I would totally watch a ranking of Hulk Hogan movies lol.

The key to the mcguffin is a turtle that everyone needs to chase down? Damn, the American version of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind is weeeeird

As The Grand Archpriest of The Church of the Algorithm, I bless this video with a comment.

This was very funny and I feel better now, thank you :)

Always happy to see a new Movie Nights. Still hoping someday we get an episode by episode look at Thunder in Paradise.

"Das ist keine Scheiße! Das ist gute Ware!" - Öhm, nee. Das ist in der Tat Scheiße.

Not gonna lie, the shrunken head line is great. Fight me

This is so fun! Your make up looks amazing!

I have a feeling this was a paycheck movie for everyone involved.

I remember i saw this on British TV back in the 90s and I forgot about it...... repressed them memories now they are back! DAMN YOU!

Ja, wir Deutschen lieben tatsächlich auch heute noch unsere tägliche Dosis David Hasselhoff und Hulk Hogan! :D Zwei der größten Geschenke von unseren amerikanischen Freunden! Greetings from Germany! ;-)

OMG! I know what movie this is! There's an nWo paid announcement where Hogan is hanging out with Grace Jones and Robert Vaughn on the set of this movie and names them as honorary members of the nWo. It's actually kind of neat because both of them are clearly into the idea of being wrestling bad guys and get all into character for the video. Robert Vaughn does a speech about how WCW must be destroyed. You can see it on one of the spring 1997 Nitros, but I can't remember which one exactly.

I think he got some scrap metal in his head lol 😂

The raccoon was Wabuu the whole time!

back already, had a bad day, real bad, now i may be drunk, but i came straight back for the lolz, short term memory loss ain't all bad, i get to laugh like its the first time again, Lupa they were cray to say you "ruined Phelan's videos." Love you both so much! (this took a long time to edit after typing, lol) xP

Last night I saw a dream where I got an autograph from Grace Jones. I was happy about it.

This was great! Please do episodes reviewing The Ultimate Weapon, Shadow Warriors: Assault on Devil's Island, Shadow Warriors: Assault on Death Island

One of the background henchmen extras I could have sworn was actually Zack the Black Power Ranger. Same hair (that kinda top-knot dreadlocks thing he had iirc), I mean I'd believe he'd appear in this, Saban probably shorted him, he needed the extra change. Also, a wild racoon walks by in the movie, everyone looks at Phelous. "DO THE VOICE!" LOL

10:12 ...uh, hey movie? ...that's a rainbow lorikeet... ...Rainbow lorikeets can't be taught to talk.... ...also they don't sound like that when they caw...

Brilliant! A threeway....crossover episode. Im sold. 😃

Headcanon: the raccoon in the film is actually Wabuu, having escaped the animated world, trolling Robert Vaughn

I wasn't prepared to the the Showster in HD. Also, I feel like treasure map stories were popular at the time. You don't see them anymore.

I’m disappointed no one made a joke about Felix from The Final Alliance, like he had reached his Marlon Brando stage of acting and did this movie for the money. Now we just needed some Hasselhoff!!

Good God, your intro is so quintessentialy '80s! Way to take me back!

It bothers me this KZfaq comedy show theme is legitimately better than 99% of TV intro themes since the 90s. Why does the porn/miami vice musical self-promotion episode sax hit me SO HARD?

Treasure smugglers were a huge problem in the 90s... fortunately it seems like the fever has been eradicated in the decades since, but you never know when it'll come back. It could even return as a full-blown mania if we're not careful.

Dude this movie looks pretty rad

Great vid as always guys!

As well as 'American Ninja' Sam Firstenberg directed B-Films such as 'The Alternate' [which Film Brain reviewed a few years ago], Cyborg Cop 1+2, Operation Delta Force and the famous 'Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo'!

Imagine alien archaeologists coming to a barren earth many millennias in the future and all they find in their effort to study our lost civilization would be a well preserved czech copy of McCinsey's island.

Give me Santa With Muscles over this any day...

And at the end we all learned: the real treasure is liking and subscribing!

Did they seriously CARVE INTO A LIVE SEA TURTLE?! That's animal abuse! WTF?!

Was Paul Wight's last name spelled wrong? *Does quick Google check* Yep, they did spell it wrong. They couldn't even get Paul's name right.

My brain is wrapped in the logistics of carving a map in a turtle's shell while dying.

That Flute tune is gettin' to me...

That was so much fun. I hope you get Film Brain back when you inevitably review Secret Agent Club, whatever the hell that is.

it just occured to me... if hogan had been in good movies he would have kanye'd at the oscars except every category would be "imma let you finish but my movie had the best special effects--" "--makeup--" "--acting--" or stood in front of the podium crying while someone else got the nod... these bad movies saved us from that world...

This film answered questions I never wanted to know about Hogan... like is he "cut" or not. Ick!!

HULK HOGAN! ALISON PREGLER TOGETHER AT LAST...

Willie the Bird delivers the best performance in this movie. Facts.