the furry-verse Edit: holy f

“My name’s not Gabe!” *bites him* That has some truth 😅

Fun fact: Human bites can be more lethal than animal bites!

Peter as a dog looks like a cute character

Ok Joe being German shepherd is accurate

Joe looks cool

Knowing stewie being gagged was a turn on

The same confusing to me and realized Joe's a cop but now hes basically a dog catcher in this universe

anyone noticed stewie in the beginning

quagmire can now do it without being arrested edit: wow 1.6k likes guys? u guys crazy af for a sussy comment

Why is dog Peter so nice to dog joe?

they even made joe crippled☠️

Everybody gangsta till stewie gets kidnapped by furries

me for a second when i saw joe: Damn he must be the only dog whose walking on four legs *before realises hes in a wheelchair* screw this-

Poor Stewie

Furries seem to really enjoyed this episode

Peter: hey Joe! Me:Joe mama 😂

they should've barked, then sniffed, then greeted each other

I like how dog joe has the doggie wheelchair😂

Fairly Oddparents also did the Human Catcher.

If I was in this universe then it would be doomsday

Damn they're really strict in that dimension

Don't be bad and don't do that to baby

Joe be in gtag 😂

is that a gag ball-

Did they just ball gag the baby...

My names not Gabe Bites him Gabe: fuck

Do you like the crust of the bread everybody touches but they don’t want you

My name is Gabe

So Joe is a Human catcher in this universe to ?

Every furry dreams

The name “Gabe” *Thats my name*

The fact that he immediately goes to put someone's dog to sleep after he bites someone. Isn't that literally illegal?

Stewie biting for the plot

I wonder... A trip to the the pound...

OmgWhoIsItIgotIt 😂

“Nice One Stewie” 😒

For everyone asking for the season and episode, it's literally at the top of the video

Idk if it’s just cuz I’m a furry but I like this episode 💀

Edit: holy f*** holy cow holy sh** dude what the f***

Offering for perm noble

Why does Joe have to still not have working legs

That’s my name gabe

Not being sarcastic well done for hitting 100 lights

didn’t Peter Meen Dog Catcher

Honestly I don’t think stewi and Brian were meant to be dimensional travelers. They just can’t set a side 💩. I’d like to see a fight between them and Rick and morty

Yeah cause joe is a dog catcher right

Fnaf fans Where’s bonnie !!!

My names not gabe! Goes furry mode

Like peter dont deserve to be bitten.

Stewie is to young to go to jail

I know you're just pranking us that's a mask

It’s a human eat human world

Stewies a baby so im going to use the logic that this dog civilization sees babies as we see puppies, I don't think anyone would really say it was biting if a baby bit you, I mean it's just a baby

what episode and season?

So...do cats still exist?

This is cursed

It’s oppersite workd

Why the hell would stewie bite him anyways

Jesus vs. Fesus

No I'm Gabe

Why did it give me owl house vibes for some reason-

My Furby connect the said car accept wraps TO and set pizza

We both know Stewie is better than this It's more impressive Stewie didn't take out a ray gun and start shooting Peter then Joe

no i am gabe

Family guy but everyone is a furry

lmao

What season and episode

Nah bro😂

That’s my name I hate being a furry if I was in there

Furry be like:

I meant 100k

cool he is a furry

What's this episode

Twitter

Oh my gosh I don’t know are they Furrys are they bears oh furbear😶

Hell yes

What is this episode called?

[The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.] Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie. [Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.] Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again? Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash? Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard? [He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.] Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir. Blitzo: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide? [Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.] Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times. Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches. Blitzo: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit! Millie: People love musicals, sir. Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did? Moxxie: Sir-- Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside. Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie? Moxxie: I-- What? Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you. [She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.] Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie! [He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.] Blitzo: After I made you employee of the month! Moxxie: *defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles! Millie: I liked it. Moxxie: Do not-- *points at Millie* Do not agree with him in front of me! [The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.] Blitzo: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.! [He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.] [Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.] Blitzo: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?! [The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"] Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body! [Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.] Blitzo: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! *falls backwards into the portal* [The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.] Singer: ♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫ [A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.] Singer: ♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫ [Moxxie, Blitzo, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.] Singer: ♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫ [Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.] Singer: ♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫ [Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.] Singer: ♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫ [Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.] Singer: ♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫ [The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.] Singer: ♫ We do our job so well, ♫ [The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.] Singer: ♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫ [The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.] [Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.] Singer: ♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫ [Blitzo stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.] Singer: ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫ [A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.] Singer: ♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫ [Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.] Eddie: AUUUGH! [The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.] [Cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.] Pink-haired Nurse: *in masculine voice* Doctor, he's not responding! Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat! [The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.] Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything! [The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.] Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one. [Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.] Doctor: CLEAR! [They all zap the boy and he wakes up.] Eddie: *gasps* Doctor: Holy shit! It actually worked. [Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.] Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have? Blitzo: The fuck is insurance? [A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.] [A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.] Singer: ♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫

Furry Guy

why r they dogs?

Since everyone in that universe are animals do you think they have weirdos that dress like humans and call themselves smth like ”skinners”

Furry

Acccodentolt scrolled row fast now have to see what what happens at the end so ahve to watch it all agains o does a comments….

episode?

Furries their everywhere

Which episode?

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What is wrong with the name Gabe

Hi

Wtf

If everyone was furrys

What the

What’s wrong with the name Gabe? 😢

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Are they FURRY

How do I spell English

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