A HFY Story : Humanity Refuses | 2294 A Short Sci-Fi Story ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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A HFY Story : Humanity Refuses | 2294 A Short Sci-Fi Story ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@superbobich 8 ай бұрын

"I had a degree in law before I signed up" "Ok, name 10 laws" that had me rolling on the floor

@brentmartin6833 8 ай бұрын

Well that there is the law of gravity, not sure if it's applicable though.

@MTF.TAU5..Bob. 8 ай бұрын

@@brentmartin6833 well it has the name "law" on it so it counts they did not specify what type of law

@venoltar 8 ай бұрын

I think Thermodynamics and Magnetism fell in as laws, or are they just really popular theories? I think there are a couple around electricity as well, maybe Ohm and Joule? I wonder if Boyle got a law, hmm, this is a tough one, but I don't have a law degree, so getting to 10 is quite an ask.

@MTF.TAU5..Bob. 8 ай бұрын

@@venoltar the three subjects which are great at laws: Law and Science and Math

@Maddog3060 8 ай бұрын

Alien: "I am a necromancer! I am your master now!" Skeleton 1: "So? I didn't vote for you." A: "Vote?!" S1: "Yeah, leaders are chosen weekly, but need to have their actions ratified in biweekly council meetings." Skeleton 2: "Oh God he's quoting Monty Python again!" Skeleton 3: "Piss off, Gary!" S1: "Both of you shove it where the sun don't shine!" S2: "Joke's on you, we don't have those places anymore!" S3: "Yeah, we're all spooky scary skeletons now!" A: "Listen to me!" S1: "Actually, how are we moving, anyway? We got no muscle." S2: "Magic?" S1: "And you told me to piss off?" S3: "Dudes, I think the mindflayer ripoff is about to blow his top." A: "IT IS MAGIC! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" S3: "Well, no need to be rude, yeah?" A: "I am the necromancer who raise you! You must listen to me!" S1: "Why should we?" S3: "Yeah, you're harshin' our vibes here, man." S2: "Why'd you even raise us from the dead, anyway? What's your angle?" A: "To use you as an army of the dead to conquer the galaxy and bring a new age of death and unlife over the so-called 'civilized' worlds!" S1: "...So lemme get this straight; you got this magic stuff that can do all sorts of neat things, and you want fragile skeletons?" S2: "Gary's right, you're just sinking energy and time into us when you could be bending the fabric of reality some other, more efficient way." A: "E.... efficient?" S2: "Sure. I mean, all this energy to reanimate us, when you could just, yanno, dig up some gems, or turn lead into gold, or something, and buy your way though life." S1: "Or just apply magic more directly." A: "Well... You see..." [coughs] "This is just... better, yanno?" S3: "Ooohhh, I get it now: you're a goth!" A: "What?" S1: "Oooh, yeah! I see it now! S2: "Mystery solved, boys." A: "What's a goth?" [Time Passes] Alien: "...Oh Piss off!" [Teleports] S2: "...So, now what?" S1: "...Wanna go find that skeleton from the other army and play baseball with his skull and femurs?" S3: "Fookin' A!"

@Mouset2012 7 ай бұрын

I liked this from reading the fist 3 lines lol. loved the whole comment. 👍

@GravitWry 7 ай бұрын

OP is having a schizophrenic meltdown trying to write 3-4 people bickering about in their head whilst writing this, fantastic job.

@solomonkane6442 7 ай бұрын

I laughed more at what you wrote mate than I did at the whole story 🤣 the way an English person would speak 🤣 fucking brilliant 😅

@mikkelnpetersen 8 ай бұрын

Necro tome has "DO NOT RAISE HUMANS" on the front page, should've put it on the cover like the guide in Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy-

@garysprandel1817 8 ай бұрын

In large friendly letters of course

@lumberluc 8 ай бұрын

Poor sod. Didn't know humans existed till now

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

With pictures of humans, alive and skeletal.

@GenStallion 8 ай бұрын

I don't think they were forgotten. I think Reaper just didn't want to deal with them.

@OGSontar 8 ай бұрын

I can totally see this happening to some poor, unsuspecting necromancer thousands of years from now. Poor fellow, he never knew what hit him. Of course, if he whomps up an 'Eddie' spell now, that might change things a bit.

@DSilverio 8 ай бұрын

As a stoner i can totallly see this XD

@GrigoriZhukov 7 ай бұрын

Too right.

@robertalexander5892 8 ай бұрын

A Necromancer on edibles would be hilarious.

@deussalt4479 8 ай бұрын

Those skeletons were definitely either Australian Marines or Army Infantry. Even if I'm wrong they were most definitely "HUMAN" 😂

@ninjia7347 7 ай бұрын

Irish I'd say

@solomonkane6442 7 ай бұрын

More like English people nob head 😂

@rainbow206 7 ай бұрын

absolutely aussies, i recognise that vibe anywhere

@warpticus 8 ай бұрын

You never get this kind of back talk from the minions in D&D, bloody hilarious. :D

@davidragan9233 8 ай бұрын

Hmm if your a DM might institute it on a Nat 1

@brentmartin6833 8 ай бұрын

Well these dead Hu Mons weren't yet his minions. Maybe they'll turn him into a better being and they can all how's that saying? Netflix & Chill?

@9LiveEmpire 8 ай бұрын

Chaotic good skeleton savin the universe of a headhache by being a headhache, next converting it with eddi power

@jacobhuff3748 8 ай бұрын

Altriz may have found his new calling. He'll have to set up new work contracts & benefits but he could still find an use for an army of the undead. Construction would be my first choice plus he really needs good company preferably one that has gallow humor.

@greyclydesdale 8 ай бұрын

The reformed necromancewr who hires his undead.. LoL this has great potential

@dragonoidsix 8 ай бұрын

There's a reason why even Necromancers say Humans make bad Thralls. It's hard to get them to obey without a reason to.

@brentmartin6833 8 ай бұрын

He didn't even use the *Magic* word.

@lupaswolfshead9971 8 ай бұрын

LMFAO Gary was in this aswell .

@bramslootweg 8 ай бұрын

There is always a Gary

@CT-1035 8 ай бұрын

@@bramslootwegHe Always Comes Back

@kurenwirsun2478 8 ай бұрын

I was looking for someone to mention Gary

@lumberluc 8 ай бұрын

Ah, Cthulu's 2nd cousin met the 54th division of the Armed Ground Corps.

@alfredsutton4412 8 ай бұрын

For the creative author. 👍 For the brilliant voice actor. 👍 For the algorithm that controls our lives. 🖕

@SLEPhoto 8 ай бұрын

"Oh sh*t, did you say you're HUMANS? I'm out."

@davidragan9233 8 ай бұрын

Last line: That...might actually work.

@robertstoneking7916 7 ай бұрын

I'm not confident that troops paid in edibles would be very useful as troops.

@Hobbityfus 5 ай бұрын

@@robertstoneking7916 My sweet summer child.

@ImOwenWilson 8 ай бұрын

Necromancer : you WILL serve! Dead humans: lmao💀 FOH before I snatch your calcium

@Wastelandman7000 8 ай бұрын

When necromancy goes horribly horribly wrong. LOL

@markotisovic8233 8 ай бұрын

For the Author, for The Bard and for the Almighty Algoritm

@neilcampbell2222 8 ай бұрын

Sabaton, "the attack of the dead men"

@thalaseamyst3934 8 ай бұрын

What are the chances that that site isn't a battleground but the hippies' drug den and everyone just OD'd?

@hanzzel6086 8 ай бұрын

50/50

@thalaseamyst3934 8 ай бұрын

@@hanzzel6086 If you think about it isn't that a rather large chance? I was expecting less than a percentage since IRL everywhere is a battlefield not a drug den.

@flipper184 8 ай бұрын

Mushrooms all look good when you are tripping.

@markfergerson2145 8 ай бұрын

Pretty sure “eddies” aren’t worth much to dead humans.

@yomogami4561 8 ай бұрын

awesome story! [necromancer fan] thanks for the narration

@natew1494 8 ай бұрын

Bwhaaaaa. Probably my 2nd fav after "Because Someone Had To".

@leechowning8728 7 ай бұрын

Agreed, maybe on par with "We invite you to a war"... here comes the sun...

@atathesteelcrownedqueen8070 6 ай бұрын

All right, that was pure comedy and it was gold!

@malcolmanderson6735 8 ай бұрын

OK, THIS would be a mercenary company story that I would love to read

@MidnightSmoke 8 ай бұрын

Funny Story, here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve

@Notrygamer 7 ай бұрын

"I have resurrected you into my service" "You're the worst trip sitter ever"

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

You just shouldn't mess with humans, even if they're dead. Maybe especially when they're dead.

@darwinskeeper421 8 ай бұрын

For the squirrel, long may he farm!!!

@JCDenton2012Modder 6 ай бұрын

Hot take... that Necromancer, towards the end, sounds like a decent leader worth following.

@richardplass8453 5 ай бұрын

Fun, knew exactly what would happen when I heard the first skeleton's accent. "They should put the warnings before the spell..."

@sadcabbage5105 6 ай бұрын

"name 10 laws" had me dead

@bruceritchie7613 8 ай бұрын

Gotta love this story!

@mattpotter119 4 ай бұрын

That had me chuckling

@InternetGravedigger 8 ай бұрын

A necromancer who's high as a kite? That could get interesting...

@TallboyDave 4 ай бұрын

To be honest, I was half expecting him to have gone to a WWI battlefield, like Verdun or the Somme.

@buzzpatch2294 7 ай бұрын

again thx

@IceFiction404 6 ай бұрын

Good story

@MrGoesBoom 8 ай бұрын

The only thing I can think to comment on...is it seems like there's a pretty good reason that army was dead. And why they were just left there; neither side wanted to claim the F-Up Platoons

@Nempo13 7 ай бұрын

You have clearly never served. Every platoon is an F-Up platoon. Even the special forces.

@SirPlocks 7 ай бұрын

Dude woke up the bois

@KroMagnum4 8 ай бұрын

Now that was funny😆😆😆

@beingsneaky 8 ай бұрын

I don't no what Gary did .. but f gary.. lol

@lupaswolfshead9971 8 ай бұрын

Darwin station stories lol Agro has narrated 3 or 4 of them

@jeanannd 8 ай бұрын

LOL, good story!

@brianmorisset4489 8 ай бұрын

Do they get to see Iron Maiden in the next chapter?

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 4 ай бұрын

Thanks Mate, Doc ordered me not to die..I was afraid I would be in trouble

@RealArcalian 8 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@jaytonobrien6325 7 ай бұрын

Lonely but incredibly powerful death mage seeking to plunge the galaxy into darkness reanimates a hundred and ten thousand strong fallen human warriors for his undead army finds out that his cheat sheet explicitly warned to never try and to do magics around humans... and by remembering that factoid leaves them and remembers what set him on his way towards conquering the galaxy... he was lonley and sickly

@WildArmACF 8 ай бұрын

lol what a trip

@stanainsley2 7 ай бұрын

That was funny, I need an eddie

@andrewerickson6690 8 ай бұрын

If the First skeleton had a feminine voice it would have sounded like my wife

@Shenesy1 8 ай бұрын

Anyone else get Armstrong and Miller pilot vibes from this?

@derekdrake8706 8 ай бұрын

"Fake News" lmao

@whirledpeaz5758 6 ай бұрын

Author rolled Nat 20 on this one.

@osmacar5331 6 ай бұрын

"ha ha ha! fuck off" ah yes, britain.

@neko-echo 7 ай бұрын

Now I'm imagining am army of sentient high skeletons

@TheJasonBorn 8 ай бұрын

An army of high skeletal soldiers, lol.

@genericuser984 8 ай бұрын

neat

@barelyasurvivor1257 8 ай бұрын

Hey man, I got the munchies real bad, got any food on ya?

@flipper184 8 ай бұрын

Just these things on the plate,

@josephhyland8904 8 ай бұрын

Too funny! LMAO!!!!!

@coreycochran3983 8 ай бұрын

lol

@TheJeikou 8 ай бұрын

Comment

@allenmorgan1007 8 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@bloodcult5262 8 ай бұрын

For the algarith!!

@Elyseon 7 ай бұрын

Stoner skeletons...

@eyllyssaunders5345 2 ай бұрын

Poor necromancer we just don't give a fuck bout his silly magic words and runes and other nonsense

@merlinwizard1000 8 ай бұрын

4th, 28 December 2023

@michaelbarnard8529 8 ай бұрын

What was that intro?

@bloodcult5262 8 ай бұрын

Close enough lol

@lupaswolfshead9971 8 ай бұрын

what is an Eddie?

@AgroSquerril 8 ай бұрын

Cannabis edible

@user-gr7sq8lr2f 8 ай бұрын

Eddie the trooper from iron maiden

@Aether_-iy9bb 8 ай бұрын

Or probably as European Dollar 'Eddies' is the slang word for it. Source: Google. LOL

@Jason-sm4oc 8 ай бұрын

@@Aether_-iy9bb What the hell is a 'European Dollar'? I've lived here 62 years and that's the first time I've heard of it! Source: living in Europe all my life!

@Aether_-iy9bb 8 ай бұрын

@@Jason-sm4oc no idea as I live outside of Europe but probably 'Euro' for short. not sure entirely. I only know about the word "Eddie/s" from cyberpunk 2077 as a slang for European Dollar or Euro. just a bunch of googling stuff that is outside my knowledge. if there are other meaning to the word "Eddie/s" please feel free to clarify as I don't know what it's other meaning.