"I had a degree in law before I signed up" "Ok, name 10 laws" that had me rolling on the floor
@brentmartin68338 ай бұрын
Well that there is the law of gravity, not sure if it's applicable though.
@MTF.TAU5..Bob.8 ай бұрын
@@brentmartin6833 well it has the name "law" on it so it counts they did not specify what type of law
@venoltar8 ай бұрын
I think Thermodynamics and Magnetism fell in as laws, or are they just really popular theories? I think there are a couple around electricity as well, maybe Ohm and Joule? I wonder if Boyle got a law, hmm, this is a tough one, but I don't have a law degree, so getting to 10 is quite an ask.
@MTF.TAU5..Bob.8 ай бұрын
@@venoltar the three subjects which are great at laws: Law and Science and Math
@Maddog30608 ай бұрын
Alien: "I am a necromancer! I am your master now!" Skeleton 1: "So? I didn't vote for you." A: "Vote?!" S1: "Yeah, leaders are chosen weekly, but need to have their actions ratified in biweekly council meetings." Skeleton 2: "Oh God he's quoting Monty Python again!" Skeleton 3: "Piss off, Gary!" S1: "Both of you shove it where the sun don't shine!" S2: "Joke's on you, we don't have those places anymore!" S3: "Yeah, we're all spooky scary skeletons now!" A: "Listen to me!" S1: "Actually, how are we moving, anyway? We got no muscle." S2: "Magic?" S1: "And you told me to piss off?" S3: "Dudes, I think the mindflayer ripoff is about to blow his top." A: "IT IS MAGIC! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" S3: "Well, no need to be rude, yeah?" A: "I am the necromancer who raise you! You must listen to me!" S1: "Why should we?" S3: "Yeah, you're harshin' our vibes here, man." S2: "Why'd you even raise us from the dead, anyway? What's your angle?" A: "To use you as an army of the dead to conquer the galaxy and bring a new age of death and unlife over the so-called 'civilized' worlds!" S1: "...So lemme get this straight; you got this magic stuff that can do all sorts of neat things, and you want fragile skeletons?" S2: "Gary's right, you're just sinking energy and time into us when you could be bending the fabric of reality some other, more efficient way." A: "E.... efficient?" S2: "Sure. I mean, all this energy to reanimate us, when you could just, yanno, dig up some gems, or turn lead into gold, or something, and buy your way though life." S1: "Or just apply magic more directly." A: "Well... You see..." [coughs] "This is just... better, yanno?" S3: "Ooohhh, I get it now: you're a goth!" A: "What?" S1: "Oooh, yeah! I see it now! S2: "Mystery solved, boys." A: "What's a goth?" [Time Passes] Alien: "...Oh Piss off!" [Teleports] S2: "...So, now what?" S1: "...Wanna go find that skeleton from the other army and play baseball with his skull and femurs?" S3: "Fookin' A!"
@Mouset20127 ай бұрын
I liked this from reading the fist 3 lines lol. loved the whole comment. 👍
@GravitWry7 ай бұрын
OP is having a schizophrenic meltdown trying to write 3-4 people bickering about in their head whilst writing this, fantastic job.
@solomonkane64427 ай бұрын
I laughed more at what you wrote mate than I did at the whole story 🤣 the way an English person would speak 🤣 fucking brilliant 😅
@mikkelnpetersen8 ай бұрын
Necro tome has "DO NOT RAISE HUMANS" on the front page, should've put it on the cover like the guide in Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy-
@garysprandel18178 ай бұрын
In large friendly letters of course
@lumberluc8 ай бұрын
Poor sod. Didn't know humans existed till now
@merlinathrawes7468 ай бұрын
With pictures of humans, alive and skeletal.
@GenStallion8 ай бұрын
I don't think they were forgotten. I think Reaper just didn't want to deal with them.
@OGSontar8 ай бұрын
I can totally see this happening to some poor, unsuspecting necromancer thousands of years from now. Poor fellow, he never knew what hit him. Of course, if he whomps up an 'Eddie' spell now, that might change things a bit.
@DSilverio8 ай бұрын
As a stoner i can totallly see this XD
@GrigoriZhukov7 ай бұрын
Too right.
@robertalexander58928 ай бұрын
A Necromancer on edibles would be hilarious.
@deussalt44798 ай бұрын
Those skeletons were definitely either Australian Marines or Army Infantry. Even if I'm wrong they were most definitely "HUMAN" 😂
@ninjia73477 ай бұрын
Irish I'd say
@solomonkane64427 ай бұрын
More like English people nob head 😂
@rainbow2067 ай бұрын
absolutely aussies, i recognise that vibe anywhere
@warpticus8 ай бұрын
You never get this kind of back talk from the minions in D&D, bloody hilarious. :D
@davidragan92338 ай бұрын
Hmm if your a DM might institute it on a Nat 1
@brentmartin68338 ай бұрын
Well these dead Hu Mons weren't yet his minions. Maybe they'll turn him into a better being and they can all how's that saying? Netflix & Chill?
@9LiveEmpire8 ай бұрын
Chaotic good skeleton savin the universe of a headhache by being a headhache, next converting it with eddi power
@jacobhuff37488 ай бұрын
Altriz may have found his new calling. He'll have to set up new work contracts & benefits but he could still find an use for an army of the undead. Construction would be my first choice plus he really needs good company preferably one that has gallow humor.
@greyclydesdale8 ай бұрын
The reformed necromancewr who hires his undead.. LoL this has great potential
@dragonoidsix8 ай бұрын
There's a reason why even Necromancers say Humans make bad Thralls. It's hard to get them to obey without a reason to.
@brentmartin68338 ай бұрын
He didn't even use the *Magic* word.
@lupaswolfshead99718 ай бұрын
LMFAO Gary was in this aswell .
@bramslootweg8 ай бұрын
There is always a Gary
@CT-10358 ай бұрын
@@bramslootwegHe Always Comes Back
@kurenwirsun24788 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone to mention Gary
@lumberluc8 ай бұрын
Ah, Cthulu's 2nd cousin met the 54th division of the Armed Ground Corps.
@alfredsutton44128 ай бұрын
For the creative author. 👍 For the brilliant voice actor. 👍 For the algorithm that controls our lives. 🖕
@SLEPhoto8 ай бұрын
"Oh sh*t, did you say you're HUMANS? I'm out."
@davidragan92338 ай бұрын
Last line: That...might actually work.
@robertstoneking79167 ай бұрын
I'm not confident that troops paid in edibles would be very useful as troops.
@Hobbityfus5 ай бұрын
@@robertstoneking7916 My sweet summer child.
@ImOwenWilson8 ай бұрын
Necromancer : you WILL serve! Dead humans: lmao💀 FOH before I snatch your calcium
@Wastelandman70008 ай бұрын
When necromancy goes horribly horribly wrong. LOL
@markotisovic82338 ай бұрын
For the Author, for The Bard and for the Almighty Algoritm
@neilcampbell22228 ай бұрын
Sabaton, "the attack of the dead men"
@thalaseamyst39348 ай бұрын
What are the chances that that site isn't a battleground but the hippies' drug den and everyone just OD'd?
@hanzzel60868 ай бұрын
50/50
@thalaseamyst39348 ай бұрын
@@hanzzel6086 If you think about it isn't that a rather large chance? I was expecting less than a percentage since IRL everywhere is a battlefield not a drug den.
@flipper1848 ай бұрын
Mushrooms all look good when you are tripping.
@markfergerson21458 ай бұрын
Pretty sure “eddies” aren’t worth much to dead humans.
@yomogami45618 ай бұрын
awesome story! [necromancer fan] thanks for the narration
@natew14948 ай бұрын
Bwhaaaaa. Probably my 2nd fav after "Because Someone Had To".
@leechowning87287 ай бұрын
Agreed, maybe on par with "We invite you to a war"... here comes the sun...
@atathesteelcrownedqueen80706 ай бұрын
All right, that was pure comedy and it was gold!
@malcolmanderson67358 ай бұрын
OK, THIS would be a mercenary company story that I would love to read
@MidnightSmoke8 ай бұрын
Funny Story, here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve
@Notrygamer7 ай бұрын
"I have resurrected you into my service" "You're the worst trip sitter ever"
@merlinathrawes7468 ай бұрын
You just shouldn't mess with humans, even if they're dead. Maybe especially when they're dead.
@darwinskeeper4218 ай бұрын
For the squirrel, long may he farm!!!
@JCDenton2012Modder6 ай бұрын
Hot take... that Necromancer, towards the end, sounds like a decent leader worth following.
@richardplass84535 ай бұрын
Fun, knew exactly what would happen when I heard the first skeleton's accent. "They should put the warnings before the spell..."
@sadcabbage51056 ай бұрын
"name 10 laws" had me dead
@bruceritchie76138 ай бұрын
Gotta love this story!
@mattpotter1194 ай бұрын
That had me chuckling
@InternetGravedigger8 ай бұрын
A necromancer who's high as a kite? That could get interesting...
@TallboyDave4 ай бұрын
To be honest, I was half expecting him to have gone to a WWI battlefield, like Verdun or the Somme.
@buzzpatch22947 ай бұрын
again thx
@IceFiction4046 ай бұрын
Good story
@MrGoesBoom8 ай бұрын
The only thing I can think to comment on...is it seems like there's a pretty good reason that army was dead. And why they were just left there; neither side wanted to claim the F-Up Platoons
@Nempo137 ай бұрын
You have clearly never served. Every platoon is an F-Up platoon. Even the special forces.
@SirPlocks7 ай бұрын
Dude woke up the bois
@KroMagnum48 ай бұрын
Now that was funny😆😆😆
@beingsneaky8 ай бұрын
I don't no what Gary did .. but f gary.. lol
@lupaswolfshead99718 ай бұрын
Darwin station stories lol Agro has narrated 3 or 4 of them
@jeanannd8 ай бұрын
LOL, good story!
@brianmorisset44898 ай бұрын
Do they get to see Iron Maiden in the next chapter?
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12334 ай бұрын
Thanks Mate, Doc ordered me not to die..I was afraid I would be in trouble
@RealArcalian8 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@jaytonobrien63257 ай бұрын
Lonely but incredibly powerful death mage seeking to plunge the galaxy into darkness reanimates a hundred and ten thousand strong fallen human warriors for his undead army finds out that his cheat sheet explicitly warned to never try and to do magics around humans... and by remembering that factoid leaves them and remembers what set him on his way towards conquering the galaxy... he was lonley and sickly
@WildArmACF8 ай бұрын
lol what a trip
@stanainsley27 ай бұрын
That was funny, I need an eddie
@andrewerickson66908 ай бұрын
If the First skeleton had a feminine voice it would have sounded like my wife
@Shenesy18 ай бұрын
Anyone else get Armstrong and Miller pilot vibes from this?
@derekdrake87068 ай бұрын
"Fake News" lmao
@whirledpeaz57586 ай бұрын
Author rolled Nat 20 on this one.
@osmacar53316 ай бұрын
"ha ha ha! fuck off" ah yes, britain.
@neko-echo7 ай бұрын
Now I'm imagining am army of sentient high skeletons
@TheJasonBorn8 ай бұрын
An army of high skeletal soldiers, lol.
@genericuser9848 ай бұрын
neat
@barelyasurvivor12578 ай бұрын
Hey man, I got the munchies real bad, got any food on ya?
@flipper1848 ай бұрын
Just these things on the plate,
@josephhyland89048 ай бұрын
Too funny! LMAO!!!!!
@coreycochran39838 ай бұрын
lol
@TheJeikou8 ай бұрын
Comment
@allenmorgan10078 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@bloodcult52628 ай бұрын
For the algarith!!
@Elyseon7 ай бұрын
Stoner skeletons...
@eyllyssaunders53452 ай бұрын
Poor necromancer we just don't give a fuck bout his silly magic words and runes and other nonsense
@merlinwizard10008 ай бұрын
4th, 28 December 2023
@michaelbarnard85298 ай бұрын
What was that intro?
@bloodcult52628 ай бұрын
Close enough lol
@lupaswolfshead99718 ай бұрын
what is an Eddie?
@AgroSquerril8 ай бұрын
Cannabis edible
@user-gr7sq8lr2f8 ай бұрын
Eddie the trooper from iron maiden
@Aether_-iy9bb8 ай бұрын
Or probably as European Dollar 'Eddies' is the slang word for it. Source: Google. LOL
@Jason-sm4oc8 ай бұрын
@@Aether_-iy9bb What the hell is a 'European Dollar'? I've lived here 62 years and that's the first time I've heard of it! Source: living in Europe all my life!
@Aether_-iy9bb8 ай бұрын
@@Jason-sm4oc no idea as I live outside of Europe but probably 'Euro' for short. not sure entirely. I only know about the word "Eddie/s" from cyberpunk 2077 as a slang for European Dollar or Euro. just a bunch of googling stuff that is outside my knowledge. if there are other meaning to the word "Eddie/s" please feel free to clarify as I don't know what it's other meaning.
@johnnyrotten31758 ай бұрын
4 D 🐿️
@murphymmc8 ай бұрын
Kudos for the narration, you made a story obviously written by a 12 year old almost bearable. You can do better, the writer should find a new hobby.
@Its-Steven8 ай бұрын
Your stories are mostly entertaining, but your fake reading voice is intolerable.