Attention pirates, we have a human on board who wants to try out his new gun... run while you can.
@Sum-kj8jo Жыл бұрын
It's called a beta test
@Dragonache21 Жыл бұрын
It will make it more fun for them
@evanwoodroffe328811 ай бұрын
Aww why warn them there's less target practice that way
@stoneomountain239011 ай бұрын
@@evanwoodroffe3288 Skeet shooting practice.
@kirishima.nue1311 ай бұрын
The Captain could've just called John to the Bridge and let the Pirate see John the Human, that would've ended everything in a heartbeat
@Justin-_-Time Жыл бұрын
Galactic law: “feel free to kill pirates to save your self” Human gun enthusiast: “say less fam.”
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
Don't threaten me with a good time
@morescodesup2087 Жыл бұрын
The human with a Lasgun on his hip
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
Shiiiit xeno, thats all you had to say.
@cravenmadness967 Жыл бұрын
You had me at 'Feel free to kill pirates'
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t9 ай бұрын
Big iron on his hIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIiiiiiP
@cooky842 Жыл бұрын
Its funny to me that one constant of history is widely used in sci fi. Humanity can and will weaponise anything
@Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын
It’s probably the only realistic aspect of HFY. 😂😂😂
@michaellewis3226 Жыл бұрын
It's because we have weaponized just about everything.
@ArronRatliff Жыл бұрын
Well yeah Rule #1 Any thing and everything can be weaponized. Rule #34 Anything and everything you can think of has been made into porn...
@RoseKindred Жыл бұрын
@@ArronRatliff Sometimes even Rule 1 and 34 are in the same category.
@GrimpakTheMook Жыл бұрын
@@RoseKindredweaponized porn? Not the first time...
@Vrooto11 ай бұрын
Pirates: "We're gonna board you" Captain: "We have a human on board" Pirates: "Understood have a nice day."
@faemike557 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mclason6 ай бұрын
Probably exactly what would happen if they had mentioned the human.
@Ikki112355 ай бұрын
We have a human GUN NERD on board ... 😎
@vladyvhv957929 күн бұрын
@@Ikki11235 That's "Gun Freak" a gun nerd is just someone who obsesses over gun knowledge, but wouldn't actually be capable of shooting one.
@user-iw6bu4iq4r Жыл бұрын
By the way the CRX 9,001 is a hand gun that fires high condensed dark matter bullets encased in anti-grav casings. Without these casings each bullet would weigh more then an M-class star. Xeno: What is the purpose of that weapon??? Human: yes
@Gaster601 Жыл бұрын
Human: well you see sir, if a star is ripped from its regular intergalactic orbit by higher forces like a super nova or a black hole, you need enough fire power to stop this oversized nuclear reactor from colliding with other systems. Worse, if a small black hole is moving in such a way, it could decimate everything in its path. In such a situation we fire alongside it as, as expected, a direct shot would only feed it. shooting alongside it will change its trajectory and even slow the movement enough to be less of a threat. Off course we need to shoot in sync and calculate the collision of the bullets so that they don't go rogue and vaporize some solar systems a million miles further. This is also the reasoning why those weapons are at rating 9-D and not up for commercial purchase anymore by simple people, some of our hillbillies would try to shoot some cans with that one. Yes, it happened on one of our farming colonies. No, it doesn't exist anymore for obvious reasons. That incident caused a universe-wide recategorization of all the weapons and made it a pain in the butt to get other weapons now. fekking hillbillies and their can shooting. Did you know that those same idiots also used K2-Incendiaries as rodent traps? Or the time they used tunnel bore projectiles to dig a well for their new farm? they blew a hole through the crust. That one created a nice vulcano, it' was quite the tourist attraction. They called it "Travis´ BOOM-Resort", named after the creator. Where were we?... oh yes, the CRX 9001, a really beautiful gun it is... what do you mean, insanity? We want to be sure that, if something happens, we're prepared for it. yes yes I know, the probability of a rogue star or black hole is not that high, but it happened at least once. Oh, and captain? There should be a parcel at outpost Δ-81-P for me, could we stop there at some time? I got myself a few new parts :D
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
Xeno: What is the purpose of that weapon??? Human: moar dakka
@twilighttricksterXXI11 ай бұрын
@@DonPatronoWAGHHHH!
@keithmays807610 ай бұрын
@@Gaster601Here. You dropped this.👑
@lornbaker10836 ай бұрын
Me: " pest control. Volga swamp slugs Are a real problem sometimes especially on the more soggy planets"
@ihtfp01 Жыл бұрын
It's not a weapon... It's an expression of my culture....
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
Haven't you noticed we've been sharing our culture with you all morning
@eurogryphon6 ай бұрын
"I'm a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion."
@Jason-sm4oc Жыл бұрын
Strange that random bright flashes of light and huge rolling booming sounds can be relaxing but I'm with John on this, it helps me to sleep!
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
Rainstorms are soothing
@artofgamingwarfare365810 ай бұрын
I even use recordings of such events to help me sleep
@qtip3926 ай бұрын
not strange at all, bad weather means everything else, threat or prey isn't moving either. safest time to sleep, especially if you're nice and secure in your cave(home)
@vladyvhv957929 күн бұрын
Go listen to "I love a rainy night" by Eddie Rabbit.
@quantemwensday Жыл бұрын
humans are a guns best friend
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
that's a fact
@SteelFr0nt Жыл бұрын
They help us throw rocks faster lol
@chrisweiss6363 Жыл бұрын
They just make us happy
@faemike556 ай бұрын
There is nothing better to a gun than to have a human hand with the right grip. Happiness is a warm gun!
@richardm3023 Жыл бұрын
HEY! I'm not obsessed with guns. I just have a very enthusiastic approach to my...hobbies.
@richardm302310 ай бұрын
And don't forget, if you can count your guns...you don't have enough.
@thomasscott6252 Жыл бұрын
If an alien predator gets close enough for you to have to tear it apart with your bare hands you done effed up and didn't have your gun handy.
@deussalt4479 Жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how anyone could dislike guns or thunderstorms...
@dainishauka72059 ай бұрын
right up to the point a lightning disintegrates your pc- trust me- i know. and people do NOT have problems with using guns- they have problems with OTHERS using guns.
@vladyvhv957929 күн бұрын
@@dainishauka7205 Dislike of guns is because of ignorance. The proper thing is to dislike people who would misuse guns and any other sort of tool in a dangerouse manner. But, society has long since frowned on that as "politiccaly incorrect"/.
@KroMagnum4 Жыл бұрын
Excellent as usual. "Don't worry Captain I have a YEET cannon in me pocket."
@kirkjones9639 Жыл бұрын
You can never have enough gun. After all, happiness is a warm receiver group.
@HenshinFanatic Жыл бұрын
Enuff dakka is more'n you got, but less den too much, AND THERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS TOO MUCH DAKKA!
@animeyhem9780 Жыл бұрын
Nah, happiness is two smokin' barrels...and a third glowing.
@yadrielmedina6969 Жыл бұрын
@@animeyhem9780 And another 15 Melted
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
_Pling !_
@11bravoNRD11 ай бұрын
@HenshinFanatic I'm literally looking at my safe going ".... I need a bigger safe"
@dmaxcustom Жыл бұрын
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life."
@xessq1 Жыл бұрын
woe to they that ever dropped theirs
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
At first I was like "only 4 guns?" Then the power was stated. That would be the equivalent of current man having a .50 cal, which costs more than some cars. As for the name, it checks out. Companies name things weird for marketing purposeses. Silencers for instant merely muffle sound. They don't work like Hollywood and video games want us to think. That said, if it's considered a mining tool, it could be passed off without background checks like the flamethrower in the US. You have to go through a novella of paperwork and a background check, but Cletus can buy a pallet of flamethrowers for "agricultural" reasons.
@maelglorious Жыл бұрын
Cletus can also buy a pallet of explosives for "agricultural" reasons. Not that I'm against it, land management is some serious business that requires some serious power at times.
@fishfish406 Жыл бұрын
Most .50's are only about 5 grand, the nice ones get up around 10-12K...don't think ive seen a home for under 20k for a long time. even then it likely wouldnt be livable.
@WE_DONT_LIE Жыл бұрын
@@fishfish406i have they are called trailers
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
@@fishfish406 eh, I found one in the 2010's
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
@@fishfish406 it's the ammo where it really hurts. Not only finding it but the cost
@texasforever7887 Жыл бұрын
Even a human needs to practice to stay proficient with firearms. I wouldn't trust anyone with firearms who doesn't. Four years with no shooting is a no go.
@smmk88 Жыл бұрын
It's not like he's using standard munitions and aiming at small targets. Plus it's fine, he has the class 3 license and is a professional, if enthusiastic.
@texasforever7887 Жыл бұрын
@@smmk88 That Class 3 license expires every 2 cycles? He would need to requalify for renewal. Yes I agree it is a bureaucratic money grab but it is the rules. Also don't count on an extension. They are only good for 1 cycle and if you fail to renew it before the extension is up you must wait an additional half cycle to reapply. Its best not to play around and find out with bureaucracy.
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
In space, being a hippy dippy pacifist isn't the best idea. Training in guns, martial arts, space faring, and you just increased your chances from none to good
@SnowmanTF28 ай бұрын
With this stiff of regulations, there probably are plenty of 'technically' not a gun devices. Like how there are compressed air riffles that who's bullets exit the barrel with up to 90% the velocity of what are legally firearms, in a range of calibers.
@faemike557 ай бұрын
I agree! In fact, I'm overdue to the range😜
@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын
A gun is just a very complicated way to throw a rock. So with that in mind, what are the odds that aliens have even developed the concept? Or, maybe, something entirely different that we have never thought to think of.
@thomasschulz2167 Жыл бұрын
Probably very high, unless their biology is lacking the capability. Hitting something with something else is about as basic a concept as it gets and is basically universal for tool use. Throwing something just adds a distance factor. Now there are other potential weapons concepts, poison, radiation, weight, etc. But from an evolution standpoint doing anything from a distance is basically a straight upgrade compared to having to get in close and personal to bite, sting, burn, irradiate, crush, etc. Something that doesn't get in close is going to have a better chance of survival if something goes sideways. Though there are other methods that work around that, bee, wasp, and ant swarms for example.
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
It's really not that complicated. A rail gun is complicated.
@Nempo1310 ай бұрын
@@merlinathrawes746 Rail guns are actually NOT complicated at all. The only limiting factor is the power source. We could make ship based ones but building a vehicle around a single gun is usually not smart. Yes, I am aware the Warthog exists...and it is the exception that proves the rule. Rail guns require a LOT of power and magnetic shielding. We haven't quite cracked the shielding requirements because of the power requirements for that shielding. This hasn't been cracked fully due to those working on it not having access to things like nuclear power plants dedicated to providing power for testing purposes.
@Garret-cain Жыл бұрын
So i never used to think narrations like this where that insane but HOLY this guys voice tone is just minotone and the right build of speed and expression through his voice it just outstanding i love your work and the amount of content you have you will always be up there with even david attenburough for me (no idea if that how u spell his last name) but that u for all your hard work to perfect your art
@Joshua-fo9zw Жыл бұрын
He's good isn't he?, tone and pitch, enough variation in voices without being over the top... Skillz
@samg1158 Жыл бұрын
I tell people that he has the voice of "milk chocolate" and wait for them to be confused. Then I explain that dark chocolate is amazing, but you can have milk chocolate and never get overwhelmed. That's when I show them Agro's channel
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOO nice shoot. here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
Space pirates: attack research vessel Human: "WELCOME TO DEMOLITION RANCH! Today we will see if an AntiMatter M82A8 .50cal gravrifle can go through a 3rd rank freighter, so....will it stop a bullet?"
@vinnyganzano1930 Жыл бұрын
This human likes guns, I was a soldier then in the police for 32 years combined. Unfortunately I live in the UK and it's not that easy to get a gun here.
@michaellewis3226 Жыл бұрын
Vacation in Texas if you can. We have shooting ranges of all sorts with firearms that can be rented at those ranges.
@xessq1 Жыл бұрын
@@michaellewis3226 including TANKS!!!
@jaygraham4095 Жыл бұрын
Here I am dreaming about a Barrett in .50BMG. I need to dream bigger. For the algorithm. Good story.
@amorphoussolid8512 Жыл бұрын
Denal makes a rifle in 20mm. It is single shot in that configuration but can be changed to 14.5mm or 50BMG with a five round and ten round magazine, respectively. Dream big, my friend :)
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
@@amorphoussolid8512 We really need a 69mm canon for the NICE.
@brianjuergensmeyer8809 Жыл бұрын
I see many men I've known in young John. They're like Legos. For adults. Thanks much for keeping us up to speed and I'm looking forward to hearing you when all your thrusters are firing!
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
Expensive but life saving
@SoManyDogs Жыл бұрын
This whole “Humans love guns and love to collect them is bullsh…” (opens gun safe…1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8…um…hmmm).
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
Doesn't the average American own like 12 guns?
@xessq1 Жыл бұрын
@@NeSeeger the average American does not disclose how many firearms they truly own.. lol
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
@@xessq1 so an even dozen is a good guess then
@xessq1 Жыл бұрын
@@NeSeeger i loved this when i read it the first time.. lol ..... how many guns should a normal person have? - about five - that sounds like a gun enthusiast to me - no, a gun enthusiast has fifteen - that sounds like someone obsessed with guns - no, people obsessed with guns have hundreds - that sounds like a psycho - no, psychos seldom own guns, or just get one or two - that sounds like a normal person though.. - no, a normal person has about five, we already covered that...
@scotthinger6397 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Argo there are very few who can read a story and make it come ALIVE like you do WITH ENERGY!!!
@artyd42 Жыл бұрын
Love the ad-lib for the "nice shot" there. Probably fits fully anyway in character.
@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын
You have to realize that humans started off as a prey species. Part of the purpose of our weapons is to ensure that no aggressive predator species gets a chance to learn this.
@deus0rcinus889 Жыл бұрын
Great story. What I wouldn't give to get my hands on that gun!!!
@wngimageanddesign9546 Жыл бұрын
We humans like earth-shattering kabooms! "It blow-ed up real good!"
@faemike556 ай бұрын
Jamie wants big boom!
@RaganW21 Жыл бұрын
Humans being himbos is the best. This story is amazing
@RoseKindred Жыл бұрын
Technically, it is a mining tool, so Classification 3 is appropriate.
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
Well, a "clear up after mining" tool, really; but your point is well made. Shouldn't even be classed as a weapon... really... It's a more efficient vacuum cleaner for large rocks. Just cos humans are capable of weaponizing anything, well... shouldn't matter now, should it?
@kuhljager242910 ай бұрын
Sufficiently sized industrial equipment is only different from weapons by intent of use.
@lornbaker10836 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter if a man has a shovel or a bulldozer. If he has killing intent , he is going to use every tool willingly at his access to that intent.
@Mustangofold Жыл бұрын
I keep seeing Jayne with Vera in her own space suit taking out a space station...
@Sum-kj8jo Жыл бұрын
"take me out to the black"
@larrythompson8630 Жыл бұрын
Shame even other spacefaring creatures are terrified of a little pop gun. It’s the person/being using it you might need to fear. +40 years ago I might get physical to protect family. Now I turn threats into non-threats.
@MrJesterdawg Жыл бұрын
Yay! Guns?
@willgallatin2802 Жыл бұрын
Oh my! The BFG9000 got an upgrade.
@TheGreyGhost873 Жыл бұрын
FOR THE NANITE SWARM
@krisandersen86957 ай бұрын
Can't blame John. A brand new toy ALWAYS needs to be played with!
@faemike557 ай бұрын
No shit!
@gunfytr249 Жыл бұрын
Fascinating story concept. I would really like to see it fleshed out into a novel.
@joshuaradick567910 ай бұрын
I can’t speak for all humans, but I am personally quite fond of them.
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
John's just a kid with a new BB-gun. Wait till he upgrades to a pellet gun.
@sam2x1311 ай бұрын
The gun you don't have is the one that could save your life.
@ArronRatliff Жыл бұрын
Man i really need to get me one of those rifles lol. There is a damn squirrel that keeps raiding my bird feeders and leaving tracks all over the top of my car. A shot with one of those would teach the little bugger a lesson.
@TairnKA Жыл бұрын
"Enough is not enough, too much is just right." (Hotrodders expression, but fits) ;-)
@Shadow.Dragon Жыл бұрын
ROFL!!! Great story and great narration!
@simuntokic596 Жыл бұрын
itś nice to see that your able to do narrations again hope your health got better
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
LOVED this one Agro! Being from the Southern US I can attest that if some guys could get one, they would LOL
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
lol i loved the story and would like to hear more from this setting and maybe john's career specifically i am curious about the weapon 5 categories: 3 were civilian and number 5 was military. what about cat 4? or just typo? thanks for the narration again best wishes with the upcoming surgery and recovery. take all the time needed to heal
@Wotan874 Жыл бұрын
I wondered too, but then decided they meant category 4 and 5 to be military only
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
@@Wotan874 makes sense
@wyrmhand Жыл бұрын
My guess is Police weapons
@CatFish21sm Жыл бұрын
Yup 4 planet buster and 5 star destroyer, those two are military only. Can't be giving your average Joe the ability to wipe out a homeworld in one shot. Gotta make him shoot atleast 3 or 4 times for that ;)
@MrPGT Жыл бұрын
They said the more powerful ones were military only, so that would seem to be cat 4 and 5. Although the CRX 9001 is obviously over 9000, so I would have guessed it to be at least cat 4? ;)
@JohnStormForge7 ай бұрын
Xeno: Don't you think that gun is a little........what's the human word, Over kill? Human: There is no such thing as over kill. It's called being thorough.
@TS-bj8my Жыл бұрын
LOL I needed that! Well done Agro Squirrel!!
@artofgamingwarfare365810 ай бұрын
I wanna write a book based on John's career in exploration now.
@H3xx99 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your help, John, now please put that War crime stick back in it's case and never pull it out again unless we're all going to die...
@richwalter31073 ай бұрын
.....It's never a war crime the first time..... ----TFE
@jackreisewitz66327 ай бұрын
Love this story.... perhaps it's because I've met "John" several times on various work crews myself. I believe he is what is generally called "A Good Ol' Boy." Maybe "A few degrees off plumb," but as the Captain came to conclude, a great guy as long as you keep him on your side. Generally, not too hard to do. Speak well of his guns, like you would of his wife, and you'll be just fine.
@TempOne-vh4fd Жыл бұрын
Thanks man. you just made a subscriber. You are really good at this.
@faemike557 ай бұрын
This is about the best HFY story we've heard. And it fits in with the mindset that humans, including me, I might add, we need bigger guns. Just in case, ya know?
@jefferygreen47404 ай бұрын
I enjoy your selection of stories. there have been a few I wish there were chapter 2 or next editions, but they all seem to have a good bit of humor.
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11! For Agro's Health!
@jackreisewitz66325 ай бұрын
This one is ALWAYS Worth a re-listen !!!
@snake57 Жыл бұрын
Don’t leave home without one
@Obligate.Carnivore9 ай бұрын
AND DON’T FORGET IT!! I have been listening to this to everything Agro reads for 3 days and counting! Need to cancel Audible and give Agro the money!!
@thetf2foundation395 ай бұрын
John's like "The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
@Gurtington11 ай бұрын
Maaan i belt the rush from firing off that gravity ripple gun was amazing lmao
@jubylam71087 ай бұрын
Humans be like:This is my emotional support handheld antimatter cannon
@MidnightDStroyer5 ай бұрын
Human: "So you got an Illudium P-36 Explosive Space Modulator mounted as the main gun on your battle cruiser? That's cute."
@berndbernd3464Ай бұрын
Thunderstorms are calming, because if you have to stay put... the other guys have to stay put too!
@puppypiranhaforever172910 ай бұрын
How you do the voices and such is amazing, also very much apricate being able to read along, I suffer nerve deafness and some times will miss what is being said.
@hdcandela5697 Жыл бұрын
Loved it.
@carlracher9458 Жыл бұрын
Nice start.
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Shall not be infringed
@jameshaley21567 ай бұрын
This one made me chuckle.
@Alex.H.B.1970something15 күн бұрын
Bravo Sir Encore!
@redakroma1 Жыл бұрын
Love your work as always. You sound much better from your cold. Please keep up the Great work.
@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын
I like to think this is the humanity of Warhammer 40K, but of the Golden Age of Technology, several thousands lf years even before the rebellion of the Man of Iron
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
Yipee kai aye!
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@nathandc11 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm! For the Narrator!! and for the Beard!!!
@Dropbaud Жыл бұрын
He just wanted to welcome them to there new lives.. a radioactive half life of a few hundred years.
@Sanquinity6 ай бұрын
Next time the crew meets pirates: Commander: "John, do you see that pirate ship?" John: "Yes, sir." Commander: "Well I don't want to." John: *wide grin* "Yes sir!"
@user-gj2uo8tc2y6 ай бұрын
This story had me rolling on the floor! XD
@AnikaJarlsdottr4 ай бұрын
Captain: "John, what the hell are you doing?" John: "The answer? use a gun. if that dont work, use more gun" Captain: *switches freqs to contact the pirates* "um... run"
@Jakes31302 ай бұрын
I love this story
@markwarrenseadog2349 Жыл бұрын
Good Story - Thanks
@mouserr Жыл бұрын
we do love our weapons of chaos, we kind of had to develop that obsession after all
@carminedesanto6746 Жыл бұрын
Can’t beat a good gun !😊
@keithmays807610 ай бұрын
Now the bigger question is which toy should i use? 12-gauge double barrel boomstick? The .45 ATM Hardballer? Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range? Ahhhh, yes! The BFG! 😎
@faemike556 ай бұрын
I think we need some bigger guns!
@joshlan7598 Жыл бұрын
Great story. I really need it.
@JustaGaibroh7 ай бұрын
Good voice for narration
@Trilicium Жыл бұрын
That was great. Thanks for the laughs. Greetz from Germany
@Odd_Interaction9 ай бұрын
Several of my close friends fall squarely into this Human category. One had three Lahti L-39s. The Lahti L-39 is a Finnish 20 mm anti-tank rifle used during the Second World War. One of which belongs to me, due to dumbassery on our part. The story is his Grandfather purchased them from the back of a magazine prior to 1968, and a metric shit ton of 20mm ammunition. To this day no one actually knows why his grandfather bought them. But they are awesome……..although care should be taken when firing them. Otherwise you end up in the base hospital with a broken collarbone among other injuries.
@singledad13132 ай бұрын
Pirates: We would like to talk about terms of surrender. Captain: Very well. If you give us one of your ships the remainder may leave. Pirates: What?! No! You're surrender! Captain: We have a human on board. With a gun fetish. Pirates: Understood. Evacuating personnel now.
@IgniKing6 ай бұрын
I feel called out
@SilverMKI Жыл бұрын
Needs moar dakka
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
Next time, warn the damned pirates , that you have an armed human on board. It will save time. As gun freaks go, young john is not that bad. He hasn't customised his weapon, to the point it can destroy whole planets. YET!
@nigelsmith7366 Жыл бұрын
Frickin hilarious 😂😂😂
@bruceprobert157913 сағат бұрын
When SHTF a gun is like a teddy bear in the arms of a child. Security.
@larryjanson4011 Жыл бұрын
humans do LOVE there guns very much.
@johnfitzgeraldii19526 ай бұрын
Not ONLY do we "Like Guns"... We also are VERY Proficient with them. Especially those of us from that Provence called America. Although... You should see what a Terran could do with Bladed Weapons. Plus... We work VERY WELL as Marshals, Bounty Hunters, and Security Grunts.
@3PercentNeanderhal Жыл бұрын
Intergalactic gun nut.....that's my kind of story
@dragonoidsix Жыл бұрын
if a grav-ripple gun is a simple Cat 3 gun....what the hell kind of weapons are the Humans developing?
@mugenokami22016 ай бұрын
Humanity: *gives a wide grin* you might have to redo the weapon classification stuff in the coming year
@paulh50276 ай бұрын
Longer life thru superior fire power!
@KwaterbugBUTCHER Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!