It's called a beta test

It will make it more fun for them

Aww why warn them there's less target practice that way

@@evanwoodroffe3288 Skeet shooting practice.

The Captain could've just called John to the Bridge and let the Pirate see John the Human, that would've ended everything in a heartbeat

Don't threaten me with a good time

The human with a Lasgun on his hip

Shiiiit xeno, thats all you had to say.

You had me at 'Feel free to kill pirates'

Big iron on his hIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIiiiiiP

It’s probably the only realistic aspect of HFY. 😂😂😂

It's because we have weaponized just about everything.

Well yeah Rule #1 Any thing and everything can be weaponized. Rule #34 Anything and everything you can think of has been made into porn...

@@ArronRatliff Sometimes even Rule 1 and 34 are in the same category.

​@@RoseKindredweaponized porn? Not the first time...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Probably exactly what would happen if they had mentioned the human.

We have a human GUN NERD on board ... 😎

@@Ikki11235 That's "Gun Freak" a gun nerd is just someone who obsesses over gun knowledge, but wouldn't actually be capable of shooting one.

Human: well you see sir, if a star is ripped from its regular intergalactic orbit by higher forces like a super nova or a black hole, you need enough fire power to stop this oversized nuclear reactor from colliding with other systems. Worse, if a small black hole is moving in such a way, it could decimate everything in its path. In such a situation we fire alongside it as, as expected, a direct shot would only feed it. shooting alongside it will change its trajectory and even slow the movement enough to be less of a threat. Off course we need to shoot in sync and calculate the collision of the bullets so that they don't go rogue and vaporize some solar systems a million miles further. This is also the reasoning why those weapons are at rating 9-D and not up for commercial purchase anymore by simple people, some of our hillbillies would try to shoot some cans with that one. Yes, it happened on one of our farming colonies. No, it doesn't exist anymore for obvious reasons. That incident caused a universe-wide recategorization of all the weapons and made it a pain in the butt to get other weapons now. fekking hillbillies and their can shooting. Did you know that those same idiots also used K2-Incendiaries as rodent traps? Or the time they used tunnel bore projectiles to dig a well for their new farm? they blew a hole through the crust. That one created a nice vulcano, it' was quite the tourist attraction. They called it "Travis´ BOOM-Resort", named after the creator. Where were we?... oh yes, the CRX 9001, a really beautiful gun it is... what do you mean, insanity? We want to be sure that, if something happens, we're prepared for it. yes yes I know, the probability of a rogue star or black hole is not that high, but it happened at least once. Oh, and captain? There should be a parcel at outpost Δ-81-P for me, could we stop there at some time? I got myself a few new parts :D

Xeno: What is the purpose of that weapon??? Human: moar dakka

​@@DonPatronoWAGHHHH!

​@@Gaster601Here. You dropped this.👑

Me: " pest control. Volga swamp slugs Are a real problem sometimes especially on the more soggy planets"

Haven't you noticed we've been sharing our culture with you all morning

"I'm a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion."

Rainstorms are soothing

I even use recordings of such events to help me sleep

not strange at all, bad weather means everything else, threat or prey isn't moving either. safest time to sleep, especially if you're nice and secure in your cave(home)

Go listen to "I love a rainy night" by Eddie Rabbit.

that's a fact

They help us throw rocks faster lol

They just make us happy

There is nothing better to a gun than to have a human hand with the right grip. Happiness is a warm gun!

And don't forget, if you can count your guns...you don't have enough.

right up to the point a lightning disintegrates your pc- trust me- i know. and people do NOT have problems with using guns- they have problems with OTHERS using guns.

@@dainishauka7205 Dislike of guns is because of ignorance. The proper thing is to dislike people who would misuse guns and any other sort of tool in a dangerouse manner. But, society has long since frowned on that as "politiccaly incorrect"/.

Enuff dakka is more'n you got, but less den too much, AND THERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS TOO MUCH DAKKA!

Nah, happiness is two smokin' barrels...and a third glowing.

@@animeyhem9780 And another 15 Melted

_Pling !_

​@HenshinFanatic I'm literally looking at my safe going ".... I need a bigger safe"

woe to they that ever dropped theirs

Cletus can also buy a pallet of explosives for "agricultural" reasons. Not that I'm against it, land management is some serious business that requires some serious power at times.

Most .50's are only about 5 grand, the nice ones get up around 10-12K...don't think ive seen a home for under 20k for a long time. even then it likely wouldnt be livable.

​@@fishfish406i have they are called trailers

@@fishfish406 eh, I found one in the 2010's

@@fishfish406 it's the ammo where it really hurts. Not only finding it but the cost

It's not like he's using standard munitions and aiming at small targets. Plus it's fine, he has the class 3 license and is a professional, if enthusiastic.

@@smmk88 That Class 3 license expires every 2 cycles? He would need to requalify for renewal. Yes I agree it is a bureaucratic money grab but it is the rules. Also don't count on an extension. They are only good for 1 cycle and if you fail to renew it before the extension is up you must wait an additional half cycle to reapply. Its best not to play around and find out with bureaucracy.

In space, being a hippy dippy pacifist isn't the best idea. Training in guns, martial arts, space faring, and you just increased your chances from none to good

With this stiff of regulations, there probably are plenty of 'technically' not a gun devices. Like how there are compressed air riffles that who's bullets exit the barrel with up to 90% the velocity of what are legally firearms, in a range of calibers.

I agree! In fact, I'm overdue to the range😜

Probably very high, unless their biology is lacking the capability. Hitting something with something else is about as basic a concept as it gets and is basically universal for tool use. Throwing something just adds a distance factor. Now there are other potential weapons concepts, poison, radiation, weight, etc. But from an evolution standpoint doing anything from a distance is basically a straight upgrade compared to having to get in close and personal to bite, sting, burn, irradiate, crush, etc. Something that doesn't get in close is going to have a better chance of survival if something goes sideways. Though there are other methods that work around that, bee, wasp, and ant swarms for example.

It's really not that complicated. A rail gun is complicated.

@@merlinathrawes746 Rail guns are actually NOT complicated at all. The only limiting factor is the power source. We could make ship based ones but building a vehicle around a single gun is usually not smart. Yes, I am aware the Warthog exists...and it is the exception that proves the rule. Rail guns require a LOT of power and magnetic shielding. We haven't quite cracked the shielding requirements because of the power requirements for that shielding. This hasn't been cracked fully due to those working on it not having access to things like nuclear power plants dedicated to providing power for testing purposes.

He's good isn't he?, tone and pitch, enough variation in voices without being over the top... Skillz

I tell people that he has the voice of "milk chocolate" and wait for them to be confused. Then I explain that dark chocolate is amazing, but you can have milk chocolate and never get overwhelmed. That's when I show them Agro's channel

Vacation in Texas if you can. We have shooting ranges of all sorts with firearms that can be rented at those ranges.

@@michaellewis3226 including TANKS!!!

Denal makes a rifle in 20mm. It is single shot in that configuration but can be changed to 14.5mm or 50BMG with a five round and ten round magazine, respectively. Dream big, my friend :)

@@amorphoussolid8512 We really need a 69mm canon for the NICE.

Expensive but life saving

Doesn't the average American own like 12 guns?

@@NeSeeger the average American does not disclose how many firearms they truly own.. lol

@@xessq1 so an even dozen is a good guess then

@@NeSeeger i loved this when i read it the first time.. lol ..... how many guns should a normal person have? - about five - that sounds like a gun enthusiast to me - no, a gun enthusiast has fifteen - that sounds like someone obsessed with guns - no, people obsessed with guns have hundreds - that sounds like a psycho - no, psychos seldom own guns, or just get one or two - that sounds like a normal person though.. - no, a normal person has about five, we already covered that...

Jamie wants big boom!

Well, a "clear up after mining" tool, really; but your point is well made. Shouldn't even be classed as a weapon... really... It's a more efficient vacuum cleaner for large rocks. Just cos humans are capable of weaponizing anything, well... shouldn't matter now, should it?

Sufficiently sized industrial equipment is only different from weapons by intent of use.

It doesn't matter if a man has a shovel or a bulldozer. If he has killing intent , he is going to use every tool willingly at his access to that intent.

"take me out to the black"

No shit!

I wondered too, but then decided they meant category 4 and 5 to be military only

@@Wotan874 makes sense

My guess is Police weapons

Yup 4 planet buster and 5 star destroyer, those two are military only. Can't be giving your average Joe the ability to wipe out a homeworld in one shot. Gotta make him shoot atleast 3 or 4 times for that ;)

They said the more powerful ones were military only, so that would seem to be cat 4 and 5. Although the CRX 9001 is obviously over 9000, so I would have guessed it to be at least cat 4? ;)

.....It's never a war crime the first time..... ----TFE

I think we need some bigger guns!

Humanity: *gives a wide grin* you might have to redo the weapon classification stuff in the coming year