Humans Will Mate Any Alien They Want And Not A Single Thing Will Stop It | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
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This story was granted permission by reddit author u/Ok-Significance-1752 to me to narrate and add to this KZfaq channel.
Story Part1 Link: www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1btl2zj/stupid_sexy_humans_part_1_dumbest_war_in_the/
Story Part2 Link: www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1budx0r/stupid_sexy_humans_part_2_humans_get_heretical/
Story Part3 Link: www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1bv9xda/stupid_sexy_humans_part_3_better_to_die_on_ones/
Story Part4 Link: www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1bw4ogb/stupid_sexy_humans_part_4_a_whole_lot_of_cloaks/
Story Part5 Link: www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1bx2449/stupid_sexy_human_part_5_final_part_turns_out/
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@gabejohnson4879 Ай бұрын
Who else was here for the thumbnail
@axel4196 29 күн бұрын
Yeah that snake lady looked happy with all her new men friends! 😂
@Ghost_of_93 16 күн бұрын
me
@marcuschauvin7039 16 күн бұрын
Of course
@dravenrogers7040 11 күн бұрын
Not proud of it but yes
@scottpost5542 9 күн бұрын
Xcom Gone wild haha
@MrAngerissues1 Ай бұрын
My only criticism is that making the aliens sound more alien would help in identifying who is talking.
@SimulatedScribes Ай бұрын
This voice sounds different than many others on KZfaq, but I still think it is an AI voice. Voice changing isn't quite good enough with AI. You can use different AI voices for different characters, but that takes a lot of time. I'm taking a different tact with my stories. I am voicing them myself. I'm not a professional voice artist, but I am human.
@davidmattes199 Ай бұрын
Yeah, very confusing. The reporter/insurgent in the first half is writing home and talking like a human soldier.
@Draknfyre Ай бұрын
I expected a silly story about humans banging every alien species they come across, being seen as incurable horndogs by the rest of the galaxy. Instead I got a story about warcrimes. That AI took a hell of a turn.
@momachill2255 26 күн бұрын
If there's a hole it's a goal
@jamesha175 Ай бұрын
LOL the aliens found the concept of Jesus to be ridiculous yet they worship a giant turtle in the sky that keeps the universe in balance
@mpmansell Ай бұрын
such is the idiocy of organised religion
@jamesha175 Ай бұрын
@@mpmansell or just the idiocy of aliens
@mpmansell Ай бұрын
Which aliens? The ones from 'out there ' or those from here?
@wesleyward5901 21 күн бұрын
Honestly a giant space Turtle is more believable than an old guy on a cloud.
@CyberMan4858 21 күн бұрын
@@wesleyward5901that's not at all what God is
@johnkrall6793 15 күн бұрын
Me, after the first eight minutes, "Well, it wouldn't be the first war in human history that started because someone couldn't keep it in their pants."
@grogvaughan5649 Ай бұрын
This hits hard. Brings out old memories of past deployments
@bonjower Ай бұрын
How it started: OP’s mind fighting off the boredom of reality How it went: OP’s mind protecting itself from reality How it ended: reality
@cyberwolf2l967 Ай бұрын
Never underestimate a human’s curiosity.
@infertilepiggy5667 Ай бұрын
Human curiosity = snek have puss puss?
@objectiveice573 20 күн бұрын
as a horny hundred men once said "if theres a hole, theres a goal"
@ceronulo6858 13 күн бұрын
Or libido
@objectiveice573 13 күн бұрын
@@ceronulo6858 you mean libido?
@ceronulo6858 13 күн бұрын
@@objectiveice573 yeah! Thanks for correcting me.
@BagoPorkRinds Ай бұрын
The thumbail has got to be the most cursed for an HFY story. It might be the only cursed thumbnail to exist. 😂
@Erin-Thor 27 күн бұрын
One moment the narrator is an alien talking about humans, then he’s a human, then alien, then human. I am so confusededed.
@bigolbearthejammydodger6527 Ай бұрын
can confirm, soldiers often have issue with 'snarky cynics'. Whether its the media the brass or the politicians. ;)
@sorryociffer Ай бұрын
It was only a matter of time until I heard a human HFY sex story.
@KR91201 27 күн бұрын
Man we are reaching levels of horniness that would make Slaanesh proud.
@Roddy_Zeh Ай бұрын
Captain Kirk and Riker know. 👌🏻🗿🍷
@that_guy8893 28 күн бұрын
Riker taking on two Klingon women like a True Chad.
@randomcenturion7264 23 күн бұрын
Commander Shepard followed in their footsteps
@drnobody1908 Ай бұрын
Not going to lie in the end where it was no good or bad sides, with the way the story went and what was said humans were the most bad. Tbh if humanity sent a delegation to deal with the very first situation which caused the issue which in real life they would. Nothing in this story would have happened, ngl the priest who threw the man out of the tree was in the right. What kind of peeked my curiosity in the story was the fact that humans acted more like a bunch of fat boys more so than soldiers and leaders. Straight up sounds like starship troopers by the bugs are f***able.
@stevetrzz 20 күн бұрын
Yeah, I was more supporting the alien fuckers than the rapists 😭😭😭
@larrytherustyboii7442 11 күн бұрын
Yeah for real, the fact that it was American I was expecting the soldiers to nod to eachother and say "deserved" or something then go on with their day.
@stevengreen9536 18 күн бұрын
They should have called it The Adultery War. :P
@the_Kurgan Ай бұрын
He suicide bombed the local armor with a pillow?
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
The AI messed up on that part. It was supposed to be he was gonna suicide bomb the armory but the minute he began to brag about to in Public the civilians shoved a pillow down his throat killing him
@the_Kurgan Ай бұрын
@TristanOlea-Rivera I understood that, but it was just too funny the way the AI read it.
@ronaldfinkelstein6335 Ай бұрын
The mistakes the A.I. reader makes can be rather amusing. I am hearing the name of one ET species as "snarconics", and the text says "narcotics"...perhaps these aliens are addictive? LOL
@gampie13 Ай бұрын
Probably a filter mistake
@jeffreyseitz9900 Ай бұрын
Well at least the ladies are addictive!
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
Thank you for making a video on my story
@joeschmoe7324 Ай бұрын
Thank you for not writing about zorgons
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
@@joeschmoe7324your welcome
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
@@joeschmoe7324your welcome
@infertilepiggy5667 Ай бұрын
Thank you for the snek tatas :)
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
@@infertilepiggy5667 your welcome
@oteatimeo Ай бұрын
70’s Central America. Names changed to protect the guilty.
@ultrajorge Ай бұрын
this channel owner felt too hard for the ai hype lol
@hmzzlks-ku8nd 27 күн бұрын
Ah yes. Humanity being hornballs start a war. Seems accurate
@mt61inf Ай бұрын
Only thing missing is a reference to black and tans, the rising of the moon, and St.Patrick
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
I see you saw one of my many inspirations for this story of mine 😁😁
@mt61inf Ай бұрын
I am curious what other Irish songs not just about rebellion you can turn into a HFY story
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
@@mt61infprobably I can turn a bunch of songs into a story I heard a song about the Hungarian revolution of 1956 and I’m working on turning it into a HFY story
@alvaroxXD 23 күн бұрын
The story goes from teacher. To student. To book. To memory from a soldier
@PlasmaMongoose Ай бұрын
Oh that thumbnail! 😍
@randomcenturion7264 23 күн бұрын
"HOW!? How do they do this with every damn species they find?!"
@MegaCyberleader Ай бұрын
because humans throw things.
@jazzk4072 Ай бұрын
Oy! Terry Pratchett’s Atuin the World Turtle might have something to say about A2. 😂😂
@DorkKnight22 25 күн бұрын
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok...
@kconnor4568 Ай бұрын
This is one of the most convoluted and mixed up stories that I’ve ever heard. The jumping around, what I presume were dates, was more confusing than anything. Like I said this was the worst story that I’ve ever had the misfortune that I’ve ever come across.
@TheHellbillyx Ай бұрын
jumps around too much
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
Sorry about that next story I write I’ll fix that issue
@StarboyXL9 14 күн бұрын
Finally, some actual HFY, emphasis on the "F"
@patrickhayescom Ай бұрын
The subtitles need some manual editing (!!!!!). Painfully bad. I gave a downvote.
@captainfluffy7232 Ай бұрын
Me on Kurtz introducing my snake wife to J-Man the son of God.
@thatotherguy7596 Ай бұрын
Sometimes in war there are obvious bad guys.
@user-yf4gx4rf8h Ай бұрын
Yeah, the dude that banged a married alien.
@Odd_Interaction Ай бұрын
I used to ride my motorcycle from Schofield Barracks to Barbers Point and there was a sign that said sailors go home, stop stealing our women and buying our weed. The response was roughly they didn’t want either the women, Thai stocks were cheaper. Wish I had stopped to take a picture…..
@partyshoes2917 Ай бұрын
Rule 34 😂
@DJVirgoNeun1 20 күн бұрын
All this because we clappin some alien cheeks! 😆
@Radion-YT 5 күн бұрын
As we always say: If there is a hole, there is a goal
@EdwinJohnson-xk3bq Күн бұрын
As a human i can verify the thumb nail is true because if we do kill or eat it were gunna fuck it
@JudgementsKiss Ай бұрын
The story was entertaining. ~ But it sounds both sides were just too drunk and stupid.
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
That is true
@user-qz7dn1fe9j 22 күн бұрын
Remember if there is a hole there is a goal!
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh Ай бұрын
YES YES FINALLY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!
@CUBETechie Ай бұрын
The cover picture is amazing
@Science2Fiction-bl3ki Ай бұрын
Aliens, Humans, Love them all ❤
@SimulatedScribes Ай бұрын
I like these SciFi channels, but I wonder if there are similar channels for other genres. Does anyone know of any? (I've mostly subscribed to SciFi ones)
@Capohanf1 Ай бұрын
There are Horror/Ghost Stories Channels. And I have posted a few Stories set in the Star Trek Universe starring characters I developed.
@SimulatedScribes Ай бұрын
@@Capohanf1 Checked out your stuff. You do suffer from some audio issues as another commenter pointed out. Some of those videos are older, so it might be that you just need to update your equipment. There are fairly inexpensive microphones these days. I bought a set of wireless mics on Amazon for under $30. They work pretty good, especially in a quiet environment. And even in a noisy room they will be better than the older mics or webcams.
@Capohanf1 Ай бұрын
@@SimulatedScribes There were two problems with the audio, one was I was recording it on a mini, hand held, digital recorder while scrolling through the story on the computer and then because of mistakes and such I had to cut and splice the audio with a sound editing program. I am going to try a headphone/mike on the next one I record to see if it is better. I have about 25 unrecorded, finished stories. Thanks for the view but you did NOT say, what did you think about the content?
@donovanjamesbarry9857 28 күн бұрын
Alien foggy dew?
@Shatterverse Ай бұрын
Y'all need to work on punctuation and pacing, especially between sentences. And pronunciation; sometimes y'all mispronounce the most obvious of words.
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
Ya I’m a bit dissapointed the Ai did that it made my story seems like it was badly spelled and written
@SimulatedScribes Ай бұрын
@@TristanOlea-Rivera I've decided to voice my own stories. Although the AI is good, it isn't quite where it needs to be, especially for long form content like this. It works fine for short stuff, like shorts, and how to videos. It's missing human intonation.
@Banshee22068 20 күн бұрын
What is up with the filter that adds the appearance of dust to the video?
@SimonsafSimonsaf 21 күн бұрын
I got x-com 2 viper flash back 😉
@stratometal Ай бұрын
Someone took some real life stories of probably middle-east tragedies and turned it into sci-fi. Good old social commentary if nothing else. Not exactly "fun" but interesting.
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
Thanks I took inspirations from the first Anglo afghan war and the Easter rising
@stratometal Ай бұрын
@@TristanOlea-Rivera Yeah. It had me "glued". I got a few buddies that served and told me stories. I can't imagine what they went through, but I could relate to their emotions. Thanks for this story.
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
Your welcome man
@Jaystarzgaming Ай бұрын
I too found the captions incorrect.
@RANDOM-KNIGHT145 Ай бұрын
6:41 Oh hes fucked
@ruka8106 Ай бұрын
ah hell nah
@usevisine3198 Ай бұрын
If there's a hole there's a goal.
@labelledamedumanor4876 Ай бұрын
Most of the subtitles in this video were misspelled. NOT THE 1ST TIME EITHER!
@kevinnaranek6649 Ай бұрын
@29:25 The humans only violated women "above the age of 18." Oh! Well. . . then they behaved like perfect gentlemen. WTF!!!
@deltagreen8276 Ай бұрын
Glacier
@user-os4fd4yl8z Ай бұрын
Every race? Species might be a better word.
@OneCanisLupus Ай бұрын
Wow. That was awful. AI was horrible.
@Wan_Chai_the_Taiwano Ай бұрын
The human’s decision in this story doesn’t flow for me, doesn’t make sense.
@jamaicanewshub9582 Ай бұрын
This is so confusing and hard to follow
@ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc Ай бұрын
ugh...
@martyschrader Ай бұрын
What the heck is this mess?!? No plot, no continuity, no characters to keep track of, no theme, no sense of story. Utter drivel. Rip it apart and start over from the outline, man. Gotta clean this bucket of slop up.
@SimulatedScribes Ай бұрын
I'm curious what you think of the stories I've posted on my channel. They are AI driven like this one probably is too, but I act as a gatekeeper and editor. (My subtitles aren't as good as these, though.)
@Capohanf1 Ай бұрын
It seems the story tries to lump to many ideas into one story. Multiple Stories can have a common thread running through them BUT should deal with one central idea at a time. I am also writing a story about a Human/Alien interaction of the sexual kind and have had to put in some things NOT related to the main idea as setup for the story.
@DrachenGothik666 22 күн бұрын
@@SimulatedScribes If you think the subtitles on this were actually _good,_ yer freakin' _blind._
@Tick421 13 күн бұрын
too much rape not really my thing
@Chameleonxx3 16 күн бұрын
So many time skips and skips to different places you cant follow the story anymore.
@edwardpaulsen1074 Ай бұрын
AI pictures, AI voice, what seems to be a mediocre story because it was trashed so hard... Sigh> Love sci-fi stories but AI BS ruins it all... Yet another channel to outright block and ban.
@tamop Күн бұрын
Man, this story is so poorely written. Like - how these aliens got to the human armory? Was this armory built alone in the middle of somewhere instead of the protected human's territory? How the shooting guard killed only 2 attackers while they were armed with stabbing weapons? And so on and so on.
@DrachenGothik666 22 күн бұрын
The subtitles are hilariously wrong through this whole thing. "Narcotics" instead of "Snarconics", for example. A regular spelling error is repeated in the voiceover ("collage"--a pasted-together image of various items, instead of "college"-a place of learning) & names of characters being just mangled irretrievably. This wasn't even much of a story, either--it was _all_ exposition, it was tell, don't show. Some interesting concepts, but it was pretty meh.
@revendax2584 2 күн бұрын
Im just here to say that the title of this video just flat out implies rape and may not be what youre actually presenting but I dont really want to bother watching this if it does have rape....
@naptime1900 Ай бұрын
I have never heard of many of the word you pronounced very wrong.
@justanotter425 Ай бұрын
Pacing, punctuation, and pronounciation makes this channel seem like AI narrator content. All too common in the HFY youtube genre these days. If you're using an AI voice actor, by all means do so, but please make it clear that that's what's going on. College being pronounced as collage over and over is pretty egregious. Makes it seem like a typo read by a bot.
@justanotter425 Ай бұрын
Yep, checked the reddit post and the college collage typo matches. Pretty sure this channel is bot content.
@ymmijx6061 Ай бұрын
"a combination of christianity and islam" so... islam. but with the trinity.
@Mortablunt Ай бұрын
@stevenfranklin7060 Ай бұрын
Boring
@mikewales5053 Ай бұрын
.... Americans.🤦🏻♂️
@robo08ify Ай бұрын
This is why I hate AI narrations.
@larryr.6115 Ай бұрын
Trash
@tedinwestv Ай бұрын
3:50 mocking Christianity
@RadeFoxxy Ай бұрын
God damn these horrific AI writteb stories. At least edit them as a human before posting them. 🤮
@TristanOlea-Rivera Ай бұрын
They aren’t Ai written they are Ai read that’s why they sound like shit I’m Farley dissapointed my story ended up sounding bad
@notcherbane3218 Ай бұрын
The title is humans will meet with almost anything but it's more about a firefight kind of disappointed I was expecting a lot more humor and a lot less gore
@exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 Ай бұрын
That is funny. 😂
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