The best is when John Oliver referred to Tucker Carlson as "What would happen if the sound "thud" grew a face!"🤣

"Puritans, our ancestors. People so up tight the english kicked them out" - Robin Williams. 😂😂😂

Denmark politician was asked by an American how he liked living in a Socialist Paradise. He looked confused and said, "We are a capitalist country with a good social safety net. Our companies fire people all the time because they don't have to worry about the fired person. Makes them more competitive with each other. Capatilsm."

A patient cured is a client lost

Stay healthy, Bombshell! We need you! 💓

The zombies are already here..... They're just allergic to brains

On healthcare and politics: measles cases are being reported in Oregon (again), Clackamas County - due to people's exposure to unvaccinated carriers. We go through this in a cycle in Oregon; measles never seems to go away and smallpox even came back for a second, and this is in the Portland Metropolitan Area, not some isolated ranch community deep in the desert. I'm an asymptomatic carrier (haven't had a single symptom even with two people in my house coming down with it), but this is the *exact* reason why I'm triple shot at this point - I care about the people around me, even if I don't know them and even if they're assholes, they don't deserve to die in sometimes horrible ways just because "I didn't feel like it".

Jon Stewart opened last night with that video of Pres' Biden talkin' to the 'every-man' with his back to the rest of the world leaders !!😆🤣

"when youre breathing AND decomposing at the same time..." you mean that was the mitch mcconnell of cats? lmao

on healthcare: if i had not served in the army and have my medical needs met for "free" for the rest of my life, i would have died a long time ago...no one should have to die because they cant afford healthcare. we need free medicare for ALL in this country. as well as fully government subsidized prescription medication.

There was a, Robin Williams bit where he talked about how the Puritan's were to uptight even for the British so, they had to come here.

Tell it how it goes Christopher Titus!!! 👍👍

the cybertruck is just a pontiac aztec with PS1 graphics...it is so stupid looking that people in smartcars and minicoopers laugh at them...

George Carlin had a bit about the Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team, F.A.R.T. Fart in reaction to September 11!🤣

People, PLEASE VOTE! 💙

I can't believe Titus is doing Ninja Warrior, that's bad ass! I did ninja for like 4 years, it's definitely a young man's game. Keep up the good work, Titus! You're crushing it!

I believe that Trump thought being SCOTUS was license to absolute power without consequence. Doesn't he know, with great power comes great responsibility...

Looks like the ugly pyramid in front of the Louvre museum

Please Run for President!!!! I'm very Honest and am putting your name on the nominee ballot, ok? 👌 😊

Cars have catheters? OUCH!🤣

I have that asshole hoke written down of paper, my dad told it to me yrs ago. Must have been a generational thing

I love that the GQP sends its bot fam here to the comment section. *rolls eyes*

😂 The end was super cool! I had a Russian Gray/Lynx mix that loved the snow! After I moved away, my grandma had Smokie for a while and I think she was 26 years old when she finally got put down due to being hit by the neighbors truck!! 😢

SAF-T (Simple And Fair Tax) 1) Eliminate ALL current taxes. 2) Tax Net Worth of ALL entities at same rate. 3) Rate calculated by dividing 105% previous year's total Federal budget by total net worth of ALL entities. No deductions. No adjustments. No exceptions. 2022 rate of 0.13% would have resulted in budget surplus. Single page form. Single page instruction. Simple reporting schedule. Easy audit. No loop holes. No juggling assets between personal and corporate for reduced taxes. Same day reporting deadline. Oh ... and churches pay.

Yay!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 I've been waiting for this! I love you guys!! 😍 😍😍

The best part of my week is this podcast 🙌🏿

You 3 are absolutely awesome! I'm seeing ads (commercials) as I reside in MO, about Trump's endorsement for some dude in VA?! Also I've seen both sides of the new T-shirt lines stating "I'm voting convicted felon" or "I'm not going with the convicted felon" Seriously, America?! Do we have nothing better or more intelligent than this crap?! I'm seriously siding with the TITUS PODCAST! We have beat the hell out of this orange oompa loompa idiot and as tired as I am with hearing about it, I love the humor and Truth y'all bring to the front line for us! Thank you 3 so much for continuing to scream sanity! Some of us are listening and learning! ❤😂

I hardly noticed the extra length , it was such a good time

Thank you. Just ... Thank You.

The Cybertruck is just the Pontiac Aztek rendered in PlayStation 1 graphics.

Btw , love the show guys, and ty for cheering me up honestly I get so close to giving up on this political world and just bury my head in the sand . Ty for feeding the fire 😊

Happy SOLTICE!!! Celebrate the Un~ Conditional LOVE Universally 🎉🎉🎉

Repeal the 2nd amendment: The process for repealing or changing an Amendment is outlined in Article V of the Constitution, and basically requires at least 2/3 of both Houses of Congress to agree on the change, which must then be ratified (approved) by no less than 3/4 of all the states

54:43 Everytime I see a Cybertruck going down the road, I hear in my mind rattling metal panels over a rough gravel road. It does not fill me with "this is high tech" confidence. I hear randomly rapidly rattling metal panels in my head.

@1:32:00 June 29th in Washington DC, March for the Working Poor.

AG1 sounds ADDICTIVE! 😮

We have more mass shootings than we have days of the year .🤦

The cybertruck design was taken directly from Blade Runner 2049

Today I saw a video about a guy who put a lawn mower carburetor on a 70s Maverick 308 v8. This is a number of years ago. Dropped the HP to 60 (from like 300) and Torque to 120 average. To make it work he added a air control to mixture to maintain ratio for fuel. This is a heavy car, not aerodynamic. Consistently he was getting 40+mpg at freeway speeds and acceleration wasn't fast, but fast enough. So this clearly shows that for DECADES we could have been driving 40+ mpg cars and didn't because it wasn't a REQUIREMENT. Same is now true of EVs. Bigger bodies, bigger motors, more batteries $$$$!!! We should be driving super efficient, reliable compact low cost grocery getters. Want super speed? Rent one at the track, why are they on our common roads?

28:00 I saw their performance at the Funny Bone this weekend and I vividly remember the bit they are discussing. That whole bit killed.

Never heard of a mass deer or other animal shooting. 🤦

Thanks for always being real

After while watching all of your podcast and other things to boot I woke up thank you!

If corporations could find a why to charge us for the air we breathe, they would.

I'm actually sick right now, and I have no insurance and have been denied state medical and can't even come close to affording my own insurance, so I can't go to the doctor at all. I already have medical debt and absolutely no way to pay it off. I work, but barely make enough to live on. So I will continue on with an infection I can't afford to heal.

It's called a Corporatocracy, guys. :a society or system that is governed or controlled by corporations. "in this age of corporatocracies, the money goes not to the inventor, but to the company"

The issue isn't the size of the government, the issue is who the government is working for.

I know some people know this, but some don't, Tesla has named their models perfectly: S, E, X, Y. No other company could get away with that.

Universal Health Care-If they made it illegal to advertise meds, more would go into the development of them and they could be taxed properly for their profits to go into the health care system. Not medical care, health care. 2-3% of everyone's paycheck(instead of half your gross pay ) goes to the entire health system. Preventative care, all of it; actual yearly physicals with blood tests; Rx all covered so people can be properly medicated for what ails them...etc, etc, etc.

Technically it shoots a lot of projectiles and is not needed by any private citizen for any reason.

The insurance companies tell the doctor's offices, clinics, and hospitals what they have to bill for services. My doctor accepts most insurance and I have seen people with different insurers in the lobby comparing bills upset because they're charged differently. And they don't understand that the insurance company tells them what they have to bill the insurer. It's crazy.

Pennywise🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ill never remember her name again because from today forward to me shes Pennywise 😂

neither choice is good, where are our leaders with integrity, that stand up for the American people first, before their crony friends?

Love for the straight talk and realistic ideas, even if they are layered in great comedy. Much love from Montreal. Get your funny butts up here. ❤

I'm there with you guys. We've been going through kleenex like crazy!😂

Yep. That WW2 fact is something that I learned in my 20s from an episode of Jeopardy. Not in school, where it would be a good idea to teach so we don't repeat it. From a game show I just happened to be watching one day.

It's hot out here in western NY today. Inside with ac on and now some Titus, Bombshell, AND The Highlander!!!!

Titus, I am ready for my comedy exploitations. "A penguin

Laughing out loud!

Traitor Trump Quote! "They Want to, DE'BANK YOU"!😂😂😂😂😂

loved the end of the podcast and the healthcare part... how come we can't figure this health care out

So many of the issues brought up in this episode are rooted in the nature of capitalism. Greed is the American paradigm. It's molded generations to be their worst selves, to be selfish, to lack empathy, to make money even if it kills the planet. A paradigm shift is needed. Capitalism needs enormous guardrails going forward. Human quality of life needs to be prioritized over personal wealth. Corporations and their alliances need to control far less of each market. Energy, agriculture, and healthcare need to be owned by the state/the people since necessities in private hands become leashes around our throats. I think most people are desperate to be free for the first time in decades.

Hello Ray!! 2 drink minimum... lmao I remember😁😉

Water is wet.

My dad and I use Ryobi tools, all electric, including our mower. We buy reconditioned/recycled batteries for them all the time.

Ooo. Protecting! Often commented and rarely seen as a thing.

I agree on people paying taxes to fix our roads. Please talk about all these people driving around on expired plates. I pay, you pay! That's how it works.

A Tesla will never be as cool as your Chevelle wagon or your Chip Foose built Ford Lightening!🤣

OK, you preaching AG1 has me finally giving it a try.

I have the Silverado the nuts will never touch this little ladies truck. They are disgusting

55:20 I know what you mean Ray, that's how I felt the first time I saw someone driving a yellow H2.

You can Google who your state representative is for your district Your county just leave a message if you're lucky a secretary will answer the phone.if enough people call maybe we'll get some action. that's how impeachment is supposed to work

Spent a lot of time in South Africa. Hundreds if not thousands of people die a day there from automatic weaponry.

The great irony of the illegal Mexican immigration issue is something that is almost always overlooked by those who disparage Mexico. We acquired half of Mexico by 1848 primarily because of the illegal immigration of citizens of the United States into the Mexican state of Texas in the 1820s and early 1830s. When Mexico gained its independence from Spain in 1821, Texas was only thinly settled by Spanish-speaking Tejanos. When American impresarios petitioned Mexico to allow some American families to settle in Texas, they were granted permission on the condition that they become Mexican citizens, embrace the Catholic faith, and obey Mexican laws. However, as these legal Americans arrived to take advantage of free land, thousands of illegal Americans also crossed the border. It wasn’t long before the “illegals” outnumbered the original Tejano population. Moreover, as Mexican law prohibited slavery, the newcomers came up with creative language to describe their human property as other than property. Officials in Mexico were aware of the problem but there was never a sufficient Mexican military presence in Texas to stem the flow of illegals or to enforce the law against slavery. Exacerbating the challenge was the fact that the Mexican Constitution of 1824 assigned to the national government insufficient powers of purse and sword. In response to a law in 1830 prohibiting further American immigration to Texas and President Santa Anna’s campaign to replace the federal system with a more centralized authority, Texans rebelled in 1836 and declared the Lone Star Republic. The rebels created a constitution that legalized slavery and elected a provisional president who opposed the right of Tejanos to vote. Some 78 percent of the volunteers flooding into Texas to fight Mexico in 1836 arrived illegally (after 1830). Heroes of the Alamo like Davy Crockett and William Travis were illegal aliens, as was Sam Houston, whose army defeated Santa Anna at San Jacinto. A decade later it was our annexation of Texas, a disputed border, and Mexican refusal to sell us California that prompted the Mexican War by which we acquired the northern half of Mexico.

When you say “White conversation”, what you really mean is “RICH conversation”.

A Kentucky Colonel is an honorary title bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky, not a military rank. Col. Sanders was a Kentucky Colonel, not a military Colonel. That's what Don Jr. claimed he was. Could Don Jr. be a Kentucky Colonel? Maybe? I.D.K.

You guys should see if John Oliver would do a podcast with you, I think it would be a healthy comedy riff session

They want to enforce their archaic idea of "God's will" on their constituents while completely ignoring the fact that God also gave us intuition and ingenuity to apply science to save lives.

Well we did illegally take Mexico in the first place. ☝️

You seen how uncontrolably those Teslas burn up in an accident? It's really scary!

And here i think our helthcare costs aloot well i will gladly pay my 25 dollar to se my doctor and get blood sampels 😂

When Mass made contraception more accessible, the abortion rate went DOWN.

People are stupid when it comes to healthcare and the ones who are smart about it can't do anything about it.

Thank you all again. I am watching on my big screen in the living room as I post through my phone. Lol! You always keep it real.

Yep.

Healthcare: I live in Belgium. My health insurance is 280€ per year, I think. Dental basics included. Because it's not a corporation; it's an NGO. I guess one can go private for the luxuries like a private room and such, mais bon. I pay 6€ for a 15-min doctor consultation. Medication often is between 5€ and 25€ for a full treatment. When I had a full-blown pneumonia and 41C fever, I think I paid something like 60€ in total for doctor visits and medication (anti-biotics, nasal sprays; whatever it was that got me through it). And a high price in hallucinations, which was kind of weird But apparently that happens when you go above 40C 🤣

Pro life and pro guns! How do they make that work in their deranged minds?

When you talk to someone who doesn't believe in universal healthcare, it's like, "okay, so you think poor people should just die. If they need lifesaving care in this system, they should just die?" And they say, "of course not! That's not what we're saying." "..." "..." Then what are you saying?!?! They have no viable alternative for people who can't afford to get sick or injured in this country.

Maypole at Marymount!

MINNESOTA SHOW!!!❤

Hoovie is selling his ugly c truck 😂

See you Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lord! Apparently there is a Jeffrey Berman everywhere.

70+ likes occurred while I was watching. Happy to see

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Titus! Just saw you in “near” Phoenix. Wanted to say hi, take a photo, and talk about my brother Jesse. You and Rachel knew him. Next time I guess

GTO's are gorgeous cars!

More than 60% of fee's for medical, is for paperwork. Drugs are 25%. Look it up.

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Barr is not in prison why?