I AM HUMAN TRASH | House Flipper #1

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jacksepticeye

jacksepticeye

6 жыл бұрын

I live inside a trash heap and are therefore human trash incarnate!
► TOUR TICKETS: www.jacksepticeyetour.com
►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
►Twitch: / jacksepticeye
Game Link ► store.steampowered.com/app/61...
Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

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@jay.d8589
@jay.d8589 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: I don’t even know one bill, let alone plural Bill who’s married to Jane and lives in that house over there: Am I a joke to you?
@jall8108
@jall8108 3 жыл бұрын
I heard him say “bill and Jane live over there” as I read this
@The-v-mistro
@The-v-mistro 3 жыл бұрын
alli haveto say is noice;)
@ApeEscapist
@ApeEscapist 3 жыл бұрын
Bill! I-I didn’t mean it like that I-I forgot about you Oh you forgot about me huh, forget about this! (Sucker punches him)
@meaghanreider3126
@meaghanreider3126 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: Honey I’m trash! Wife: I know!
@emoqueen6254
@emoqueen6254 6 жыл бұрын
sounds like Chase and Stacy to me.
@coreycow6959
@coreycow6959 6 жыл бұрын
Meaghan Reider Me if I was in a relationship 😂😂😂
@nicholasking1850
@nicholasking1850 6 жыл бұрын
Meaghan Reider so me😂😂
@ninjablaze2016
@ninjablaze2016 5 жыл бұрын
too real :(
@kapi6449
@kapi6449 5 жыл бұрын
Ninja Blaze You doing okay? You got the bums?
@Kgrizzle96
@Kgrizzle96 5 жыл бұрын
When jack said “oh if only” i felt that in my heart 😂 i wish cleaning was that easy too man 🤦🏾‍♀️
@daemoniumvenator7099
@daemoniumvenator7099 4 жыл бұрын
Do you live in Germany?
@Kgrizzle96
@Kgrizzle96 4 жыл бұрын
Verfolger I wish. It’s my name.
@xvxajayxvx
@xvxajayxvx 4 жыл бұрын
Kaylie Germany if only it was that simple, you would clean the carpet from dog hairs then 5 minutes later there’s dog hair again it’s impossible and frustrating this game telling us lies😂
@nopenope6910
@nopenope6910 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@chloethegamer5939
@chloethegamer5939 3 жыл бұрын
AiiNZ omg I have a German Shepard he sheds so much
@nick-zc5gt
@nick-zc5gt 6 жыл бұрын
Can’t play this game cause if my mom walked in she would say what are you doing and I would say cleaning houses and she would say why don’t you do that in real life?
@bluewolf6359
@bluewolf6359 5 жыл бұрын
Rex Well maybe clean up and stop being lazy
@jnnlyah
@jnnlyah 5 жыл бұрын
I can relate😂😂😂
@jayisajellyfish
@jayisajellyfish 5 жыл бұрын
Or just say that its a game...
@greenxlady4585
@greenxlady4585 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually what my mom said when I told her what I was playing.
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
Rex I only tell my mom I’m designing houses. I don’t mention anything about cleaning. 🤣
@yoongjae_af
@yoongjae_af 4 жыл бұрын
Email: It's possible that something else is missing Jack: yea maybe your judgment in men I FELT THAT OOF
@dawooziest8765
@dawooziest8765 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I cackled, it do be hitting hard
@DewSocks
@DewSocks 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh I did not appreciate the bit with the first house at all.
@elijahbarney7156
@elijahbarney7156 3 жыл бұрын
@@DewSocks how could you not appreciate a video as amazing as this
@pepethefrog6809
@pepethefrog6809 3 жыл бұрын
@@DewSocks Aww didja get offended.
@TPK_MAKG
@TPK_MAKG 2 жыл бұрын
@@DewSocks who asked
@Joseph_417
@Joseph_417 5 жыл бұрын
Half the video is Jack cleaning and the other half is Jack judging people...
@kankercutie
@kankercutie 8 ай бұрын
sean
@Joseph_417
@Joseph_417 8 ай бұрын
@@kankercutie Seán*
@ryliejamow4571
@ryliejamow4571 5 ай бұрын
@@kankercutie bruh
@justcullen9304
@justcullen9304 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jack's house: Shacksepticeye
@ApeEscapist
@ApeEscapist 3 жыл бұрын
No one would name themselves after that monstrosity
@utswriter
@utswriter Жыл бұрын
​@@ApeEscapist well it's a shack, it's obviously septic, and wouldn't be surprised if there were eyes in the walls
@summer_storm1318
@summer_storm1318 6 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: My gran actually fought off an intruder with a chainsaw when she was younger. Sliced his arm open. Unsurprisingly, he didn't bother her again xD
@prod.kikirich
@prod.kikirich 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you got a badass grandma
@ecksspot8497
@ecksspot8497 3 жыл бұрын
grandma goals
@KalebTheDuck
@KalebTheDuck 3 жыл бұрын
I wish my grandma was as epic as yours.
@rusty4858
@rusty4858 3 жыл бұрын
Bro
@reydelacruz2992
@reydelacruz2992 3 жыл бұрын
thats our gran now lol
@Skylancer727
@Skylancer727 6 жыл бұрын
Chainsaws make the best alarm clock, they're loud, blow toxic fumes, and if you try and hit snooze you may feel a slight tingle.
@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349
@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349 6 жыл бұрын
*Q U A L I T Y*
@lexisl3231
@lexisl3231 6 жыл бұрын
Are you Keith Moon...
@alexathebiatchbcwhynot9648
@alexathebiatchbcwhynot9648 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god so thats how all those reddit 50/50 hand wounds happened
@marinaraman8238
@marinaraman8238 4 жыл бұрын
@JOHN LEWIS Reddit 50/50 is a subreddit where you click a link and the link could be really good happy stuff and some bad stuff ranging from gross to bad to legit terrifying stuff. You can go to the subreddit if you want just make sure you go for more softer options. P.S Know what kind of person you are.
@itscc2004
@itscc2004 2 жыл бұрын
It’s always a 9/10 chance you’ll cut your hand, finger, or arm off!
@the1gamingguru866
@the1gamingguru866 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?" Me: "I wouldn't be surprised if it did."
@pressbtostart3077
@pressbtostart3077 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?" Me: *is dead*
@BronyNumber4096
@BronyNumber4096 4 жыл бұрын
It did. The clues are all through this level, starting with the Gold Mail he got. She said not to inform the police.
@gwenyukne7994
@gwenyukne7994 4 жыл бұрын
Duddddeeeee as soon as i left my comment like I HEARD THE PART WHERE HE SAID "Was-? What-? Did a MURDER take place in here?" (srry if i coppy writed you a bit)
@Andi_Galupa
@Andi_Galupa 3 жыл бұрын
Nah a murder would probably be more civil
@microwave8931
@microwave8931 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the house that had freaking blood in it? I do
@Polaricey123
@Polaricey123 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make this room as sterile as.....a man who can't have children." Nailed it, Jack.
@pheilimobrien6634
@pheilimobrien6634 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏 "Amazing!" "Excellent!" ("Wow!")
@r7ahtesham885
@r7ahtesham885 Жыл бұрын
Not the man though
@i_love_you.6912
@i_love_you.6912 5 жыл бұрын
"Have you noticed that by using the Gallery tab on the tablet,you can choose any image from your hard diskhand use it as a poster or picture to hang on a wall" Jack:Have you noticed that I don't care
@ReaperTheRager
@ReaperTheRager 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: " I dont need dirt to appear on the minimap" Also Jack: "I cant find the dirt"
@tomato6202
@tomato6202 6 жыл бұрын
Reaper The Rager 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@sophieplays7929
@sophieplays7929 6 жыл бұрын
It's true, lmao.
@infuridancestudios7496
@infuridancestudios7496 6 жыл бұрын
geez we also know your name isn't Glitter, but we don't get mad about it. Calm down you seemingly 5 year old. they probably did't know, besides Jack is his channel name; Jack Septiceye, So just, "Deal With It"
@infuridancestudios7496
@infuridancestudios7496 6 жыл бұрын
didn't-
@reacts17
@reacts17 6 жыл бұрын
Reaper The Rager I
@arianamiranda3660
@arianamiranda3660 6 жыл бұрын
"It is possible that something else is missing" Jack: 'Yeah, maybe your taste in men' 😂😂
@AnAnimatedBoy
@AnAnimatedBoy 5 жыл бұрын
I literally read this exactly when he said it
@lovellcarr9031
@lovellcarr9031 5 жыл бұрын
judgement
@oopsashoe6342
@oopsashoe6342 5 жыл бұрын
Judgement*
@imperatorneroauaugustus4832
@imperatorneroauaugustus4832 5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp ?
@lumina_
@lumina_ 5 жыл бұрын
Judgement*
@peachtea7269
@peachtea7269 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching a really quiet KZfaqr a minute ago, and as soon as I clicked on this, he screamed "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!" and I screamed.
@noyou1735
@noyou1735 3 жыл бұрын
That’s Irish for “I will yeet you to the top of the morning.”
@TPK_MAKG
@TPK_MAKG 2 жыл бұрын
don't scream
@s-aga
@s-aga 3 жыл бұрын
“i’m not a judgy person” *proceeds to spend the entire video judging people*
@victorvondeathstroke7682
@victorvondeathstroke7682 6 жыл бұрын
J: joyful A: awesome C: cool K: kind S: silly E: energetic P: pleasurable T: thoughtful I: impressive C: courageous E: excellent Y: youthful E: entertaining
@spacial.vertex
@spacial.vertex 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Von Deathstroke nice
@kenyakookie
@kenyakookie 6 жыл бұрын
Wow! Nice :D
@ParaexParanoid
@ParaexParanoid 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Von Deathstroke this is amazing and I love it
@getsnipedkid3627
@getsnipedkid3627 6 жыл бұрын
Good job
@CephalonQuidlad
@CephalonQuidlad 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Von Deathstroke aww
@iciee7799
@iciee7799 6 жыл бұрын
Sean: "I'm not a judging person!" Sean 5 seconds before: "What else is missing, your taste in men?" 😂😂😂
@whuuzii
@whuuzii 6 жыл бұрын
iciee7799 69 likes...try not to hit it..I'm actually sorry
@Simplystimulating
@Simplystimulating 6 жыл бұрын
iciee7799 Hmmm
@PrismLight5
@PrismLight5 6 жыл бұрын
He said this in the middle of judging someone intensely
@officialmoney4502
@officialmoney4502 6 жыл бұрын
iciee7799 dice
@Chipchase_Here
@Chipchase_Here 6 жыл бұрын
why u call him sean. JUST CALL HIM JACKSEPTICEYE
@alexwalex575
@alexwalex575 6 жыл бұрын
Ok I believe jack *WHO TF STEALS A RADIATOR* ok all my anger is gone
@jpwhjg
@jpwhjg 4 жыл бұрын
Her ex boyfriend
@ecksspot8497
@ecksspot8497 4 жыл бұрын
@@jpwhjg r/technicallythetruth
@UrPPhard
@UrPPhard 3 жыл бұрын
@@ecksspot8497 r/notaredditbutyourenotwrong
@somedumbass6738
@somedumbass6738 3 жыл бұрын
@JustGames No, that is a Reddit..
@MoguBro
@MoguBro 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: it’s like power washing Us in 2021: there’s a simulator for that!
@sammieculpepper1394
@sammieculpepper1394 2 жыл бұрын
*gasp* yEs
@MrDooneylooney
@MrDooneylooney 6 жыл бұрын
Please play more of this. I genuinely feel so relaxed watching.
@TheBee123
@TheBee123 6 жыл бұрын
This might be odd but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of this game.
@realmatty1406
@realmatty1406 6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@samuraisubzero3384
@samuraisubzero3384 6 жыл бұрын
same
@josefcraib8920
@josefcraib8920 6 жыл бұрын
Bella Lugosi same
@pepethefrog6809
@pepethefrog6809 6 жыл бұрын
There's something nice to it. Just like he said.
@RadSethee
@RadSethee 6 жыл бұрын
This is awesome hell YEA
@kylieann4734
@kylieann4734 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s possible something else is missing” Sean: “Yeah maybe your judgment in men” WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED- 😂
@maxwellp.8728
@maxwellp.8728 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s satisfying, just like power washing.” Talk about foreshadowing
@TheGroupOnly
@TheGroupOnly 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: I don't need to see dirt on the mini-map. Also Jack: WHERE IS THAT DAMN DIRT?!
@Geremie
@Geremie 6 жыл бұрын
This game is very calming. I like it.
@dokidokifan0053
@dokidokifan0053 6 жыл бұрын
If u slow down the speed Jack will sound drunk
@BeansAndSauce3000
@BeansAndSauce3000 5 жыл бұрын
It actually works
@BadWolf1237
@BadWolf1237 5 жыл бұрын
Especially at 4:11
@sf90088
@sf90088 5 жыл бұрын
OH. MY. GOD.
@kittyea1289
@kittyea1289 5 жыл бұрын
Lol... jack have you been drinking?
@limelacroixcan
@limelacroixcan 5 жыл бұрын
wow, your right!
@kaitlinnielsen4060
@kaitlinnielsen4060 6 жыл бұрын
Sara: It's possible there are other thins missing. Jack: Yea, your judgment in men. Lol, i'm dying!!!!! :')
@Prim120
@Prim120 6 жыл бұрын
“Honey! I’m *trash* !” - Jacksepticeye 2018
@amandabohn7697
@amandabohn7697 6 жыл бұрын
Hannah Rothman lol I just read it as soon as he said it.
@jessicapillow5854
@jessicapillow5854 6 жыл бұрын
This is the first Jacksepticeye video I've seen in almost a year and hearing him do his outro again gave me such a nostalgic feeling
@floatyloser5323
@floatyloser5323 6 жыл бұрын
"What else is missing? Your taste in men?" *wHEEEZEEee*
@PastaSauce-
@PastaSauce- 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched jack virtually clean for 21 mins and enjoyed every second of it
@dumi7604
@dumi7604 6 жыл бұрын
Jack, this is the type of game that you need to play more in order to achieve all the cool things. This game has a lot to offer, I didn't play it but I watched Drae. I recommend you start a series!! Have a nice day dude =]]
@cobraqueen555
@cobraqueen555 6 жыл бұрын
Doomy, dreagast is great tuber. Ive seen alot of this game by him.
@higashiwhy
@higashiwhy 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree! Jack should start series on this game, though I'm not sure if he will..
@rusty4925
@rusty4925 6 жыл бұрын
Doomy He might but then again, he's on tour for about 2 weeks
@Benni777
@Benni777 6 жыл бұрын
I should probably clean my room but...
@angelnava5943
@angelnava5943 6 жыл бұрын
Jen Klen I know right. Watching Jacksepticeye is more important though.
@sussbob
@sussbob 6 жыл бұрын
Yal just lazy.
@orange9735
@orange9735 6 жыл бұрын
Then i got high
@omlo9093
@omlo9093 6 жыл бұрын
Don't go angering Jordan Peterson now - clean your room, bucko!
@theweridoshow1237
@theweridoshow1237 5 жыл бұрын
Same tho 😂
@averywho6430
@averywho6430 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy oh boy, he has no idea what's in store in 2021, we got Power Washing Simulator. Can't wait for him to play that some day.
@stormshadow2942
@stormshadow2942 4 жыл бұрын
"Honey, I'm trash" - Me "Pictures make the room deeper, more artistic." - My blindingly optimistic friend "Yeah, and opinions like that make me not talk to you anymore. So I'm just gonna, swipe left."- Me "sWiPe RiGhT!!!" - Tinder
@birch_bier
@birch_bier 6 жыл бұрын
I would surprisingly want there to be more episodes of this. It's nice to wash and the commentary keeps it interesting and funny.
@polishenglish8356
@polishenglish8356 6 жыл бұрын
More house flipping, pretty please! :D
@Loltol1234
@Loltol1234 6 жыл бұрын
(Correction) 'More house flipping, papers please!'
@scotchmints6368
@scotchmints6368 6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@KXXULADavidOC
@KXXULADavidOC 6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@toothbrutch
@toothbrutch 6 жыл бұрын
Polish English yess!!
@antiseptiplier3698
@antiseptiplier3698 6 жыл бұрын
Please and scary games please LIKE A BOSS
@coreycow6959
@coreycow6959 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: "Eskitt! That's what they say right?" Me: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't get me started!!!!"
@Fikledikle
@Fikledikle 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: I don’t even know who bill is My head: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
@kaedefictionkinning7466
@kaedefictionkinning7466 4 жыл бұрын
I said Bill from IT. OwO
@Fikledikle
@Fikledikle 4 жыл бұрын
Gacha ._. Arayia where
@sarahhills808
@sarahhills808 4 жыл бұрын
omg I remember
@sarahhills808
@sarahhills808 4 жыл бұрын
I said bill from $$$
@sleepykitty8918
@sleepykitty8918 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Bill from Gravity Falls :p
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 жыл бұрын
What i saw: Jack cleaning. What i heard: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
@TwitchTopClips
@TwitchTopClips 6 жыл бұрын
Zevastian 1991 sub me
@auggie082
@auggie082 6 жыл бұрын
Zevastian 1991 Mr. Sweeper YOUR DEAD TO ME!!!
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 жыл бұрын
Anukiv that's good then?, or bad?
@auggie082
@auggie082 6 жыл бұрын
Zevastian 1991 Its bad... But in a good way
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 жыл бұрын
NightMare Sans Papa, no!
@ivanaradovanovic9568
@ivanaradovanovic9568 6 жыл бұрын
J: Joyful A: Awesome C: Cool K: Kind S: Silly E: Energetic P: P.M.A T: Thoughtful I: Impressive C: Courageous E: Excellent Y: Youthful E: Entertaining
@satansadvocate6531
@satansadvocate6531 6 жыл бұрын
Ivana Radovanovic P-playful
@allisonsemrau2245
@allisonsemrau2245 6 жыл бұрын
S=Sam
@annamarie2858
@annamarie2858 6 жыл бұрын
💚💚💚💚
@cookiemug8018
@cookiemug8018 6 жыл бұрын
Turbo Alex yes
@ivanaradovanovic9568
@ivanaradovanovic9568 6 жыл бұрын
C00LSKELET0N 95 Your right!
@chesneywhite9334
@chesneywhite9334 2 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe this was only 3 years ago. It feels so old compared to how far the game has come!
@crow3879
@crow3879 4 жыл бұрын
Every time Jack does his intro my brain starts singing All The Way
@HarmfulGiggles
@HarmfulGiggles 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: I should know all about nuts. Me: ... !!!??? Jack: I am one. Me: Oh.
@leilaniisabell5023
@leilaniisabell5023 6 жыл бұрын
Cinder Arch Cade or when he was like “isn’t white nut color? If you know what I mean” I was eating chicken nuggets and heard that
@shostysboo
@shostysboo 6 жыл бұрын
y'all comments are my exact thoughts
@damugummadi6637
@damugummadi6637 6 жыл бұрын
I was eating my Irish porridge and remembered something. I went to my shrine for jacksepticeye and scooped some of my porridge into the fire as an offering. thank you for keeping me sane.
@somewhatartistic7966
@somewhatartistic7966 6 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye
@gamignmaster6977
@gamignmaster6977 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you this comment made me remember i need to sacrifice my blood before sleeping to put out the candles!
@shatteredmirror1641
@shatteredmirror1641 5 жыл бұрын
@@caseysextonsnow9126 its Anti -sperm- lic, Antlic or jacklioc
@fallenwolfgaming9702
@fallenwolfgaming9702 3 жыл бұрын
At 10:44 Jack: This is nut so, I should know I am one. Me: No Jack your a potato.
@charliem5822
@charliem5822 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: Sure your “boyfriend” broke in and “stole” your “radiator” Me and everyone else watching: My heart
@anthonyperez9556
@anthonyperez9556 6 жыл бұрын
Who tf steals a radiator 😂😂
@splatshrimp
@splatshrimp 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Perez dunno, possibly someone who needs it? But nobody needs a radiator...it will stay a mystery forever
@girlthatisprobablynotemo3835
@girlthatisprobablynotemo3835 6 жыл бұрын
Her ex bf.Smh
@nicholasking1850
@nicholasking1850 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Perez good question 😂😂😂😂
@chevygirl7226
@chevygirl7226 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think houses have a radiator I know Cars do Edit: oh wait I remember what the radiator is now and that houses have one
@anthonyperez9556
@anthonyperez9556 6 жыл бұрын
Chevy Girl i was gonna say 😂😂
@micapowder1221
@micapowder1221 6 жыл бұрын
"That's what it's like to clean in Harry Potter." Me: It's easier in Harry Potter to clean than that. All you have to do is wave your wand and same some magic words. You wouldn't even have to poke each thing individually with a weird mop thing.
@kittyea1289
@kittyea1289 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to clean like Harry Potter but sadly I can't😫
@aibhilinpreble3949
@aibhilinpreble3949 5 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@HumbleDial
@HumbleDial 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone wand was a mop.
@b4lproductions301
@b4lproductions301 6 жыл бұрын
My OCD spiked when jack placed the hanging table right in front of the electricity socket..
@ramsesvazquez9287
@ramsesvazquez9287 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: “To pay bills” “I don’t know who is bill” THATS HOW IM TRYING TO BE
@riccaderoose4713
@riccaderoose4713 6 жыл бұрын
*Reads title* As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 okay?
@Prim120
@Prim120 6 жыл бұрын
Ricca De Roose this comment is so under-appreciated
@KittyPrydeVFX
@KittyPrydeVFX 6 жыл бұрын
*stunned slow clap of appreciation and awe*
@colewygans1278
@colewygans1278 6 жыл бұрын
*tips 10 dollars*
@theresagalvosXD
@theresagalvosXD 6 жыл бұрын
i see youve been reading smooth ass quotes from tumblr, jake. is this for dirk?
@ashleyl6196
@ashleyl6196 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@FoxGoodmanYT
@FoxGoodmanYT 6 жыл бұрын
I wish cleaning was this simple hahaha
@sophiesworld9800
@sophiesworld9800 6 жыл бұрын
Fox Goodman same
@gavinhamilton3149
@gavinhamilton3149 6 жыл бұрын
ya same
@realmatty1406
@realmatty1406 6 жыл бұрын
Fox Goodman yeah I wish
@judgeeyes6904
@judgeeyes6904 6 жыл бұрын
Fox you soy boy
@theflashgirl2057
@theflashgirl2057 6 жыл бұрын
It will be invented in the future
@Jordan-vr7vy
@Jordan-vr7vy 6 жыл бұрын
me: ahhh im so bored someone plz make a viddd jack: todays your lucky day me: 0-o? jack: uploads house flipper video me: OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@nuggbunny773
@nuggbunny773 Жыл бұрын
“It’s like power washing” Jack predicted the future
@MLEbug
@MLEbug 6 жыл бұрын
House flipping is SO entertaining! I’m not even kidding, I LOVE IT!
@radijator9606
@radijator9606 6 жыл бұрын
narly DUDE
@Jordan-vr7vy
@Jordan-vr7vy 6 жыл бұрын
ikr!!!
@chimes023
@chimes023 6 жыл бұрын
Or maybe because Jack is just a really good commentator 👌
@doorknobr
@doorknobr 6 жыл бұрын
Believe me. *EVERYONE'S MOTHERS* would like those tools jack.
@mgm105
@mgm105 6 жыл бұрын
Devon Bagares more like everyone
@bronyboy6923
@bronyboy6923 6 жыл бұрын
Devon Bagares everyone who has to clean
@doorknobr
@doorknobr 6 жыл бұрын
Quandery Carter whose name is shaun
@doorknobr
@doorknobr 6 жыл бұрын
Quandery Carter oh wait. You mean Sean?
@doorknobr
@doorknobr 6 жыл бұрын
That's Jack's real name.
@Mr_Erutrot
@Mr_Erutrot 2 жыл бұрын
client: im on a buisness trip and my ex trashed the house Jack: Thats a funny way of sayin you threw a house party and went to rehab
@CallsignSpartanAirsoft
@CallsignSpartanAirsoft 4 жыл бұрын
Hey jack just joined the channel I’m excited to be a part of the charity live streams
@evantunribali5605
@evantunribali5605 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the team.
@tactical_person3193
@tactical_person3193 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: I though white was already the color of "nut", if you know what I mean. KZfaq: haha NOPE -video is no longer eligible for monetization-
@wannabecliffburton4275
@wannabecliffburton4275 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@luvromanoff6343
@luvromanoff6343 5 жыл бұрын
@@wannabecliffburton4275 I don't like where your going @_@
@minecraft0508
@minecraft0508 5 жыл бұрын
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FBI OPEN UP!!!
@thefloatedartist3563
@thefloatedartist3563 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it a few years ago... *Let's just say I'm not so innocent now*
@herclegirl
@herclegirl 6 жыл бұрын
i really liked this game a lot. please play more!
@wannabecliffburton4275
@wannabecliffburton4275 5 жыл бұрын
1:14 thats canniblalism
@sarahr2373
@sarahr2373 4 жыл бұрын
Normal person: Brain Jack: tHiNk NoOdLe
@CodeEmporium
@CodeEmporium 6 жыл бұрын
$30,000? The average loan for flipping houses in the US is $200,000 (varies depending on the tier of the flipper, of course). I know you don't care. I just wanted to say something.
@mymindmaywonder9597
@mymindmaywonder9597 6 жыл бұрын
CodeEmporium he also lives in Ireland....
@crystalgoddess4085
@crystalgoddess4085 6 жыл бұрын
Mymindmaywonder He lives in England now actually... He moved a while ago.
@user-ux9nh2wl2x
@user-ux9nh2wl2x 6 жыл бұрын
Crystal Goddess actually you're right
@madi8030
@madi8030 6 жыл бұрын
CodeEmporium you’re destroying my childhood dreamhome
@weezerboy6910
@weezerboy6910 6 жыл бұрын
CodeEmporium Thank you.
@kodyjayvin
@kodyjayvin 6 жыл бұрын
More please! I agree that its very therapeutic!!!
@phoenix-lc6zv
@phoenix-lc6zv 4 жыл бұрын
can we appreciate how seán was dropping straight facts at the first email and how she needed a new man and that no one should be with someone who treats them like less than they are
@CrystalNemisis
@CrystalNemisis 4 жыл бұрын
"you just kick open the door and all you hear is, REEENREENREEEEN
@davidmackayy
@davidmackayy 6 жыл бұрын
*Sees title* What happened to PMA?! You are not trash!
@benitomussolini3352
@benitomussolini3352 6 жыл бұрын
David Mackay he is not trash he is not very happy
@angele.3424
@angele.3424 6 жыл бұрын
do t u know one person trash is another person treasure
@raginglionromania404
@raginglionromania404 6 жыл бұрын
Yea where is the PMA Śean
@ember9947
@ember9947 6 жыл бұрын
Well thats your opinion.
@allinory
@allinory 6 жыл бұрын
Chase really has a very low self-esteem
@DanPrime98
@DanPrime98 6 жыл бұрын
Groot:I AM GROOT! Captain America: I am Steve Rogers Jacksepticeye: I am human trash
@ourochroma
@ourochroma 6 жыл бұрын
-Bruce Wayne- Batman: I am Batman
@Peace-vl9jj
@Peace-vl9jj 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: It can help you buy things, which will be useful for this job Jack: Can I buy some meth to forget about this job? Also Jack: IF ONLYY (during the first cleaning scene, which applies to the store)
@puggyboi672
@puggyboi672 5 жыл бұрын
Is it sad I know who's youtube channel your profile picture is from? Lt. Lick me
@ghowostie
@ghowostie 5 жыл бұрын
12:25 *”Jackieboy Man the handyman”* Me: *EGO HINTS!?!?* 👀
@TheIndigoSystem
@TheIndigoSystem 6 жыл бұрын
I love this game but my laptop is shit and runs it so slow it’s insane
@Delta_NWAB747fan
@Delta_NWAB747fan 6 жыл бұрын
TheFoxFan I’m in the same exact boat.
@shoujogirlatheart
@shoujogirlatheart 6 жыл бұрын
Dude all i hear on my computer is TOOOOOOPPPPP OOOOOFFF TTYHHHHEE MMMOOORRNNIIINNNGG
@estanislaobaez9176
@estanislaobaez9176 6 жыл бұрын
TheFoxFan me to 😖😭😱
@TheIndigoSystem
@TheIndigoSystem 6 жыл бұрын
Delta747Fan Boeing it took me 5 hours to do what Jack did in this vid. Seriously. Oh hey Jack! (He liked!)
@daxtro5492
@daxtro5492 6 жыл бұрын
wait... you can get a heart from jack by complaining about your computer? MY COMPUTER CAN HARDLY RUN MINESWEEPER WITHOUT BLOWING ITS BRAINS OUT!
@finncohen7901
@finncohen7901 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else want him to keep playing this for a few episodes?
@akashafofo6939
@akashafofo6939 6 жыл бұрын
Finn Cohen no because noone would buu the game
@vk2336
@vk2336 6 жыл бұрын
î dont think you know how game sales work this video with 1.6 mil views brought atention to the game thats why game developers actualy dont mind lets plays. and most people actualy like to play their own way so yea its mostly a win win situation.
@SS-zx6oz
@SS-zx6oz 6 жыл бұрын
G
@fandompotato1108
@fandompotato1108 6 жыл бұрын
me
@fandompotato1108
@fandompotato1108 6 жыл бұрын
YESS
@BronyNumber4096
@BronyNumber4096 3 жыл бұрын
9:52 Yeah, try being a janitor in a college for a while. I swear, I've _never_ been more appreciative of how _easy_ household chores are.
@kromaautomatic821
@kromaautomatic821 3 жыл бұрын
that moment when Jack predicts PowerWash Simulator 19:58
@disputedrogue2318
@disputedrogue2318 6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PLAY MORE JACK, this is the calm video I needed to end my day
@firos9591
@firos9591 6 жыл бұрын
_"And After Jack played this game he had enough Money To Go To the Next Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here Tour!"_ _"And You should Do The same!"_
@eveeeofthelostwoods5471
@eveeeofthelostwoods5471 6 жыл бұрын
Fire "But wait there's more "!
@luvromanoff6343
@luvromanoff6343 5 жыл бұрын
Who watch this before watching the garden flipper DLC??
@nedsbluebayou7477
@nedsbluebayou7477 5 жыл бұрын
Me!
@FelixBeeBboki
@FelixBeeBboki 6 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite series to rewatch, love the house flipper series!
@rosedarkling
@rosedarkling 6 жыл бұрын
Now this reminds me even further about how I need to dust, vacuum, and wash my sheets in my room. O.o Every 6 months, I like to clean it, and it needs to be done again; I'm over due but lazy. O.o
@gracalinicaa9863
@gracalinicaa9863 6 жыл бұрын
rosedarkling same b
@coolfloh
@coolfloh 6 жыл бұрын
EVERY 6 MONTHS?! jeez. r u trolling? i have to clean the house at least once a week or i feel filthy
@rosedarkling
@rosedarkling 6 жыл бұрын
It doesn't get too bad; just a bit dusty in some spots. Last time I dusted and cleaned my husband's area with his XBox One, I broke it a bit cuz of the cleaning. O.o
@rosedarkling
@rosedarkling 6 жыл бұрын
We're a bit different at my house with the sheets; we don't really sleep under the sheets or comforter - we sleep on top of it with a blanket on top of us for sleep.
@Simplystimulating
@Simplystimulating 6 жыл бұрын
rosedarkling Hmmmmmm
@MusicByJB
@MusicByJB 6 жыл бұрын
Please play more of this game!
@grantwalton9399
@grantwalton9399 5 жыл бұрын
(Jack) oh, no I can either return to hell or just stay here (Me) I feel u
@probablyajaegerist7300
@probablyajaegerist7300 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this on Disney XD as a younger kid… the good old days. Now I have my own phone and can watch Jack whenever I want. Nothings changed tho, he’s still my favorite KZfaqr
@kenzighost
@kenzighost 6 жыл бұрын
we need more of this, and now you can paint your walls,
@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0
@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0 6 жыл бұрын
Jack acts like an old man when it comes to modern day lingo.
@jbernard4025
@jbernard4025 6 жыл бұрын
Hey! We have the same face!🤔
@goodgaminggoob
@goodgaminggoob 6 жыл бұрын
"lingo"
@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0
@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0 6 жыл бұрын
Hey impostor!
@redacted8839
@redacted8839 6 жыл бұрын
Antz_In_My_Eyez also your faces matches what you / he said
@jbernard4025
@jbernard4025 6 жыл бұрын
😂 i got this picture from kubz scouts
@marshallpires4906
@marshallpires4906 3 жыл бұрын
11:46 My thought's exactly. There was a few jobs in the House Flipper game on my phone where the paint that I used was brightly colored
@Dokataa
@Dokataa 5 жыл бұрын
3:37 Jack: I'm not a judgey person Jack, there seconds earlier: did a murder happen here?
@avivaodintz540
@avivaodintz540 6 жыл бұрын
"There's something almost therapeutic about this game" 3 episodes later: "Honey, I'm trash!"
@StarOwlGaming
@StarOwlGaming 6 жыл бұрын
We're all trash mammals
@Sting.Ray5378
@Sting.Ray5378 6 жыл бұрын
Imma total trash mammal!
@hanoli7933
@hanoli7933 6 жыл бұрын
PMA!11!!!1!
@omgimanowl7888
@omgimanowl7888 6 жыл бұрын
Good reference
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 жыл бұрын
Trash...TRASH?! GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
@fennecfoxgamer1
@fennecfoxgamer1 6 жыл бұрын
Nice 😉👍
@bloodwolfgaming9269
@bloodwolfgaming9269 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my guilty pleasures with gaming. Games like this and Car Mechanic Simulator are some of my favorite games to just zone out and relax with.
@cassandraabulencia5375
@cassandraabulencia5375 4 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this series and I now live to hear Jack say "Pouf"
@idkbrah473
@idkbrah473 2 жыл бұрын
Same, just 2 years later.
@YoungVinny
@YoungVinny 6 жыл бұрын
We all know what Jack's hoover sounds like... *click* *_aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH_*
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 жыл бұрын
Y.V-Young Vinny 😂😂😂😂
@alistairjacob1843
@alistairjacob1843 6 жыл бұрын
More like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@anglebuck9818
@anglebuck9818 6 жыл бұрын
That's not jack.....
@bigbaconboi637
@bigbaconboi637 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@laneywedderburn8808
@laneywedderburn8808 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahah
@craider45
@craider45 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that both Jack and miniladd read that the people just bought the house and have no time to clean it (obviously the place is messy from the previous owners) but when they get in the house they go and call the family that has a baby on the way the messy ones
@laineyhorner3584
@laineyhorner3584 5 жыл бұрын
12:05 Our dump, in da middle of our dump, our dumb. (New song of 2019)
@Ghostnz_
@Ghostnz_ 3 жыл бұрын
You live in a new house: Kalm and its tiny: Mostly Kalm you hear breaking noises: PANIK you live alone in a tiny house: Kalm YOU LIVE ALONE IN A TINY HOUSE: PANIK!
@Baylike
@Baylike 6 жыл бұрын
*haha the cleaning should be the same way in real life too tho*
@ninapaquibol274
@ninapaquibol274 6 жыл бұрын
Baylike q
@crsdbobbie
@crsdbobbie 6 жыл бұрын
fuck off
@nub8861
@nub8861 6 жыл бұрын
i dont know who you are, but from the looks of your channel, fuck off x2
@shawna1641
@shawna1641 6 жыл бұрын
Chips stfu
@shawna1641
@shawna1641 6 жыл бұрын
Aemno who?
@nicklepickle7202
@nicklepickle7202 6 жыл бұрын
jack first contract: lady comes back from business trip. "WHERE HAS MY FAMILY GONE?!"
@tkrek2425
@tkrek2425 6 жыл бұрын
"I actually know a thing or 2 about nuts." - Jacksepticeye 2018
@captainsavage4766
@captainsavage4766 6 жыл бұрын
I like how he said someone said that someone was using their thinknoodle and there is a KZfaqr named ThinkNoodles look him up he's got some good house flipper episodes
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