I Am Way Too Old To Be A Dad. Auggie Smith

I Am Way Too Old To Be A Dad. Auggie Smith - Full Special

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7 ай бұрын

I am way too old to be a dad, or at least thats how Auggie Smith feels in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special from Auggie Smith Auggie talks about bing an old dad, how not to give parenting advice and a myriad of other topics that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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@nitaBist 7 ай бұрын

This has been a tough week for me. I am getting off way later than usual and instead of music, I put on dry bar. This has been better than any drink I would have taken this evening. Bless you Sir.

@RealEstateByGwen 7 ай бұрын

Same!

@minutewithmark7564 7 ай бұрын

This was great and I needed the belly laughs.. ty

@Lil-Britches 7 ай бұрын

I'm 10 months sober, I appreciate your comment. ❤

@LindzLaLa89 7 ай бұрын

3yrs sober and this warms the heart

@robnobile7421 7 ай бұрын

@@fisherman9435😮😅

@JohnDrummondPhoto 7 ай бұрын

As a father of four and grandfather of three, I approve this message. 😅🤣

@annmariemccooey6731 7 ай бұрын

This guy is good. The crowd loves him.

@gypsyrain369 2 ай бұрын

i Love Him ! :)

@duanecuster7166 7 ай бұрын

Wow his delivery is impeccable. I laughed from beginning to end. The morphine and wedding vows bit were hilarious

@AlliexRage 7 ай бұрын

I haven't seen an act this high in quality in a while now. Absolutely fantastic performance!

@pandora_z 7 ай бұрын

I’m laughing so hard that tears are running down my face! Thanks Auggie!

@jodirenaud7917 7 ай бұрын

Same! Funny as heck!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@richellemoss8248 7 ай бұрын

The most reliable comic, made me laugh so hard. Every moment, I was😂😂😂

@sukiwatson 7 ай бұрын

I'm surprised he isn't more recognized he is very funny. Dry Bar is the best when it comes to good comedians

@Sohailali1 7 ай бұрын

Dry Bar comedy is a life saver. Love the free content. Please keep them coming.

@anonymousadult 7 ай бұрын

We are old, too!!! Same situations, laughing every day for the last 24 years 🎉

@JohnDrummondPhoto 7 ай бұрын

What is best in life? "To crush your enemies; see them driven before you; and to hear the lamentations of their women." - Conan the Barbarian 😂🤣

@terfalicious 7 ай бұрын

Hands-down the bet I've seen on Dry Bar in quite a while - and that's really saying something! Hilarious, true, stoopid/smart and downright funny!

@lizzynunez4906 7 ай бұрын

He is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@noracharles7887 7 ай бұрын

I’ve never heard of this comic before and I can see I was missing out on so much humor! These last couple weeks have been hard on so many people and I just needed to check out today. Thank you 😂

@donnalamb6391 7 ай бұрын

If you've ever been to a pee wee game it's hilarious. The kids in the outfield are laying on the ground staring at the sky, they have no idea what's going on with the game. 😂😂😂

@Grafted_into_the_vine 7 ай бұрын

My oldest son spent his time in the first game he was in practicing his pitching wind up on the mound. He had no ball and seemingly no clue that pitching isn't needed in t-ball, or that the other kids were actually playing t-ball around him, but I guess he was enjoying the game and he was outside, so I figured it was all good.

@holstorrsceadus1990 7 ай бұрын

Old dad here, the baby once dislocated my trick shoulder when he tried to spin out of a diaper change. I can't make a big enough recommendation for getting knocked up in highschool. All my friends who did that are empty nesters with functional musculoskeletal systems. I'm going to be attempting to discipline teenage boys that will likely outweigh me by a significant amount into my early 60s.

@carryonjeeves 3 ай бұрын

Start young, like NOW. Then it will be a breeze when they get older.

@tracypolselli1464 7 ай бұрын

My dad tied my then toddler sister to a tree with a heavy rope while the rest of us did yard work.

@deejay306 7 ай бұрын

😂

@ENFPerspectives 7 ай бұрын

Play pen?

@muddydog6605 5 ай бұрын

She's not still there is she?

@langwaters9653 7 ай бұрын

From one old guy to another--great set! Hilarious 😂

@Mark-bo7pb 7 ай бұрын

I crack up 😆

@JoyfulNoyes62 7 ай бұрын

6 minutes in and "This guy is funny!" Who says it has to be vulgar to be good? This is GREAT, clean fun!

@user-wh5ir4fo4r 7 ай бұрын

And heartfelt. I love the part where he talks about Keith letting him onstage again because "he believes in redemption". I wasn't expecting to cry. Auggie has a good heart.

@mbfrommb3699 7 ай бұрын

This was a blast! As an older dad I approve.

@LeahB31 6 ай бұрын

You mean as one of his kind. 😉😂

@timo4938 7 ай бұрын

This guy is a riot. He speaks facts and has the perfect energy for the stage. Another Dry Bar gem...and they definitely aren't all gems these days. Thanks Augie!

@flamingpieherman9822 7 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh! Yeah he's so right ! Mastering the recorder square dancing and dodgeball. That was sixth grade for me lol. Brings back memories....

@incaseofamnesia6380 7 ай бұрын

Wow this is right up there with best on the channel. Great delivery, solid jokes. I'm really enjoying this.

@joymckenziewendt4013 7 ай бұрын

“I saw my son storming the Capitol” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@factsoverfiction7826 7 ай бұрын

"You can't watch them EVERY minute!" 😏

@joymckenziewendt4013 7 ай бұрын

@@factsoverfiction7826 😂😂😂

@angelvoice2376 5 ай бұрын

My daughter, too LOLOL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@toddglovercomedy Ай бұрын

Great line

@lw3269 7 ай бұрын

When I was a toddler, my stay at home mom let me and my toddler friend roam the city neighborhood totally unsupervised. Once when age 3 or 4, I lost my tricycle. During an unsupervised excursion, I forgot where I left it. My mom walked me around the neighboring blocks until we found it. She was mad at ME for being irresponsible. She threatened to make me pay for it if we couldn't recover it. As an adult, this is now astounding to me.

@elliebellie7816 7 ай бұрын

I called Poison Control once when I thought my child had ingested some laundry detergent. Turns out he didn't, but about five minutes later two policemen showed up at my door and my kid ended up in foster care for three days while I was "investigated" by CPS. I will never dial 911 again.

@carolyndoughty4138 6 ай бұрын

CPS has a pretty bad reputation all over the country. They do more harm than good. They even do evil in some places.

@edithdlp8045 7 ай бұрын

He is one of my favorite comedians. Thanks Drybar for the complete special.

@ebonycampbell444 7 ай бұрын

As a 40yr old Mom of 5 boys and the youngest being 2 (with a new patch of gray hair every morning) I wholeheartedly APPROVE THIS COMDEY 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 Where’s my No Kid National Guard Warriors at?? 😅

@terriwetz6077 7 ай бұрын

He made me laugh so hard I had to run to the bathroom, LOL!! Auggie is a true treasure. 💯

@laryneskridge-williams7200 7 ай бұрын

The Emergency Broadcasting system had me in tears 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@CrossTrain 7 ай бұрын

Auggie, thank you! That was absolutely awesome. So good!

@nkimomoleleki3716 7 ай бұрын

This has been the best DryBar standup for the year for me. I really needed this today🤣🤣🤣

@jacobdavis2232 7 ай бұрын

“For a while he was really fine.” 😂😂 Great set! 😅👍

@kathleensullivan4547 7 ай бұрын

😂OMG he's hilarious 😅

@Mandrake591 7 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious, no filler!

@dennismitchell5276 7 ай бұрын

My parents have a photo of me bawling my eyes out because they dared to put me on a leash. Nine years later they repeated the experiment with my sister. I remember her crying "Im not a dog!". They laugh every time they see the photos.

@patrickgallagher9069 7 ай бұрын

I wrote my own vows, and worked so hard to memorize them, that I forgot my name when I spoke them at my wedding. When I realized I messed up and said my wife's name instead of mine, I did it again. The third time I got it right! And we're still married 22 years later and actually love each other still!

@mhzprayer 7 ай бұрын

Lol, as long as you said one of the names on the license it still counts!

@patjonker6576 3 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

@MrsABC7997 7 ай бұрын

Thank you for the laughs!😂 I really needed it! God bless!

@ntuma9170 7 ай бұрын

Sooo funny. The last bit was hilarious but everything else was also on point. I had many great laughs. Thank you for the clean humor. It's much appreciated!

@eoinj3929 7 ай бұрын

First time here, and never heard of Auggie Smith. Very impressed, excellent comedy.

@Tumblenugget_ 7 ай бұрын

I cheated ! .. My wedding vows were the lyrics to the Golden Girls theme song 🎵 🎉

@rosemagny 7 ай бұрын

Wow thank you Dry Bar for these comics. It's my first time seeing this comedian, he is hilarious 😂 his humor and delivery impeccable. Love it 🤩

@TheRealVodun13 5 ай бұрын

This man has brought me to tears with laughter, 11/10 comedian!!

@elliebellie7816 7 ай бұрын

Just got off a four hour flight and I feel like I'm at that "better person" point three times over..lol.

@factsoverfiction7826 7 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service! 😏🇺🇸👶

@ln9119 7 ай бұрын

I thought he was going to say the reason people with kids FLY is they don't want to drive and spend the longer time in solitary confinement with little people!

@tcortez 7 ай бұрын

Stunningly awesome

@PammieGonzalez 7 ай бұрын

He was freaking hilarious! More Auggie! 😂😂😂

@notthesamecc1927 7 ай бұрын

my wife and i were accosted for the kid leash once. we told the fella, 'you must not have a runner!'.

@lindaward3156 7 ай бұрын

I'm going to find more of this guy, he's hilarious. A nice blend of modern and old school

@KimberlyKMitchell 7 ай бұрын

Thank you for the update of your show God bless you Brother 🤣😅😅😊

@tonyfeuerhelm 7 ай бұрын

@ 26:00 ..."I've been doing stand up for thirty-two years I've been funny for eleven"... Mr Auggie Smith funny Guy with some original material inspired by a lifetime of situations that we all can identify with at some level. His comedy brought some "real" laughter to the crowd.

@kcl060 7 ай бұрын

My new favorite comedian!!! You're amazing! I literally choked on the Hannibal joke!!! The emergency broadcast system part sounds like a bobcat bahahaha!!

@sharethefootage1088 6 ай бұрын

He is great at managing his audio levels by pulling the mic back to the right distance when he needs to scream. and he's funny too.

@yancyhebert9937 7 ай бұрын

Great delivery Sir

@chrisameen9981 7 ай бұрын

OMGOSH! This man is absolutely hilarious and just what I needed

@gelibeanzcantrell7192 7 ай бұрын

the accuracy of the emergency broadcast system 🤣🤣🤣

@davidharshman2041 7 ай бұрын

The absolute BEST closing I have ever heard!

@TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner 7 ай бұрын

Awesome job!! Can't believe I didn't know about this comedian until now!

@kristinarandall5428 7 ай бұрын

Great dramatisation skills!! 😂😂😂😂❤ Brilliant comedian...

@kevinwade7124 7 ай бұрын

Very funny from beginning to ending. My eyes are watering I laughed so hard. I loved it!

@user-sg8wf5qo9s 7 ай бұрын

He's incredible! 😁

@katecole6237 7 ай бұрын

So many good lines in this one😂😂😂 thank you

@jeanniebell9493 7 ай бұрын

Wicked Funny !!!! :)

@patriciaeverett5001 7 ай бұрын

Best comic I've heard in a long time, great job!!!😅🎉❤❤

@bubzilla6137 7 ай бұрын

I'm with the all but two (as of the moment I'm writing this, meaning 75 of 77) comments: This guy is among the best this channel has ever posted! Absolutely awesome! The only thing lacking isn't even about the video or the comedy. Just like someone else in the comments, I am also wondering where "Grumpy Old Guy" is, I always enjoy reading his replies to people! Hope he's ok... 🙂💙 Edit: Auggie hasn't posted on his YT in 6 years, but I found his channel anyway and subscribed! Maybe we'll get lucky... 💙💙💙

@TheAussieLeo 7 ай бұрын

Epipens are $154 AUD if you just want one, or $29 if our doctors prescribe it. [EDIT:] What a great way to come back to doing Clean comedy :)

@factsoverfiction7826 7 ай бұрын

Glad you posted, you may've saved a human life. (Yep, I used to order dog meds from an Australian vet b/c they were so much more affordable.)

@Scaled-DownReptiles 7 ай бұрын

This guy was hilarious laughed hard 😂

@montananerd8244 7 ай бұрын

Hi from Billings! I think you might currently be the most famous entertainer from Billings. Ever. Well done! Wanna do a fundraiser next time you're back? Lol jk...unless you want to! For the museum in the old library...

@pandora_z 7 ай бұрын

I’m from Billings also. Auggie is one of the organizers of the Big Sky Comedy Fest. They invite comedians from all over to compete. We go to the finals every year. A great time!

@afrostigmeister 7 ай бұрын

SERENITY NOW!! SERENITY NOW!! 😂😂

@JustJesus4Me 7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the laughs ! I needed them❤

@kristilisakleiner9384 7 ай бұрын

I love this guy! 😂💙🤣

@lmorter7867 7 ай бұрын

I remember when my son came up to me with my moms pill box empty. It was freak out time! He survived. To this day we don't know what happened to those pills.

@helloworld5644 7 ай бұрын

Why have I never heard of him before this?? He's hilarious 😂 😂

@japanesefunnyshorts8584 7 ай бұрын

"HOW ARE THE WEAK EVER GONNA LEARN THAT THEY SUCK?!" Truest words ever spoken. Participation trophies are a key ingredient to how snowflakes are made.

@edithdlp8045 7 ай бұрын

I was in elementary school in the 80's and there was no participation trophies.

@trusailietazperlinski4717 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, and how are the/ weak going to learn that hold his brains bc he's about to get a lot of scent snerios while we fight for our money is only one of the worst things ever to have to deliver.. More than 5 on mine man 🇺🇸 not having rough sex is how I got to be this way.. I've counted 5 to remember my own..and I have to pass my own

@marthajo585 4 ай бұрын

When our 5 year old son received his first participation trophy, he asked his father, “If you paid more, would it be bigger?” He understood the value of that trophy he earned by picking daisies when he was playing soccer goalie.

@reneegilbert2544 7 ай бұрын

Great set!

@kerriraymond5125 7 ай бұрын

I almost pissed myself at the end😂😂LMFAO

@jacquelinesaffold6179 7 ай бұрын

Now I understand why why my fifty year old son didn't want to get married. 😁

@matokaknox971 7 ай бұрын

I love this guy!

@rickyspanish492 7 ай бұрын

This was a hysterical set! Thanks Dry Bar and Auggie Smith for the laughs! My favorite was the Conan joke 😂 that's exactly how it should be taught to kids hahaha 🤣

@joshlynkaufman8653 7 ай бұрын

So funny. I watched it twice back to back and laughed out loud. He's great.

@coris0923 5 ай бұрын

Oh man you’re hysterical! Thanks Keith for giving him another chance - I couldn’t stop laughing!!!

@debslinker8718 7 ай бұрын

U B Pretty funny dude. I had my last baby at 37 lol😂

@ramonaschober600 7 ай бұрын

Funniest egg joke ever! 😂

@liveletlive0regrets 7 ай бұрын

This dude has got spark! 😅 🎉

@whiskeycitydiggers 6 ай бұрын

Auggie has long been one of the best working comics. Great special!

@Esther-1914 7 ай бұрын

One of the funniest Dry Bars I ever watched!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ChrisFraz33 5 ай бұрын

Drybar is the best. What got me into drybar comedy was Jeff Allen I think is the comedian who did the " wee pap pap" I'm only 40 and a grandparent n when I was trying cope with my age and the fact I'm new to it that fellah made me a drybar comedy fan for life. This guy is hitting home too spot on!