who hopes i respond to their next emergency?

The hero we don't deserve, but probably don't need either

next time I get the emergency services, if I hear poof’s voice on the receiving end I’ll just accept my fate

Poofesure really showing us his 1000 IQ at the beginning there.

The very thought of poofesure being a first responder genuinely terrifies me.

The way he lets the innocent man go at 5:12 and then sees him commit an actual crime

I'm dying at you just shooting that guy for going 34 in a 25 zone 😂

Poofesure's colorful vocabulary really shines in videos like these

“The woman who died” my brother in Christ, you mean the woman you RAN OVER😭😭😂

5:04: “You’re free to go.” *Shoots the driver 2 seconds later* 😂😂😂

I have never seen such an accurate portrayal of a cop. Well done.

2:37 that animation is immaculate. I love how the bag doesn’t sway or bob at all

Hearing a grown man struggle to say tenth is really unfortunate

i don't know how i went from watching asmr every night to watching poof to fall asleep, but now i look forward to his videos with screeching to calmly send me off to bed

The first thing he does after becoming an EMT is running over pedestrians. Easy profits I guess

11:18 the way he immediately folds 💀

Giving someone a traffic ticket and then capping them was hilarious.

Him harassing a black man for doing nothing as a police man is way to real

Poof as a paramedic that's been watching your videos for years... Thank you for that experience

Poofesure is more of a last resort than a first responder.

As an EMT, i can confirm, poof is exactly who we need on our force

Poofesure recreates police brutality

poof being a police officer and quickly drawing out his gun as I noticed that the guy he pulled over was a black man just made me less skeptical on what was going on there 🤣

If Poof was my first responder I think I’d rather just die.

Really great job you did on your first day as an officer! The first person you pulled over, attempted to kill, repossessed a vehicle of, and then ran over was a black man! You'll be a perfect fit for the PD!

"Ok sir, you're gonna get a ticket for speeding" "What?! I haven't-" "You know what, forget it. You are free to go" "Ok, thank go-" "BOTH HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL!" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

5:09 poof gotta chill he finna get cancelled 😂

"Seventy-thousand one-hundred and tenth" You're welcome.

Poof lookin like Patrick tryna catch Spongebob when he was wanted out there 🤣 Weeeee wooooo weeeee wooooo….

Imaging poof as your policeman or medic to protect u😂😂😂danger fine u easy

i love the calming music as poof attempts to spell ✨semenstain✨

Pretty accurate police officer. Great job Poof!

5:07 This is America - ‘Free to go but I’m mad’ turns around and dumps a magazine into his head

poof we need part 2 this shit is hilarious 😭😭

Oh frick yeah im hard as a rock

9:41 you fool! You left him in a state of perpetual Naruto running. He's invincible now!

This was one of the funniest videos man. Please do more of these

Poof really trying to return nothing to a shoplifter

5:04 unfortunate that that’s canon

Ive been having health issues alot, and i really love having this funny game where you can either try and do good or go grand theft auto on someones ass.

i would definitely trust Poof with my life

The American education system is really paying off at the start there!

8:58 you didnt frisk him, so you had nothing to return

I was scrolling through KZfaq, and I get this pop up, and overwhelming fear overcomes my face immediately.

Poof would make a great cop without an exaggerating doubt! :D

Man that dude folded like an OMELET at the end

I find it funny that Poof read “return stolen goods” and interpreted it as “return stolen goods… to the thief.”

Looks like a mobile game with realistic graphics

As a person who is studying law enforcement this is the funniest shit ever.

Been playing this game since beta test, absolutely happy seeing Poof play it

poof is just like me, we both forget how to say numbers in written form 💪💪

Yay! I’m going to set my house on fire so Poof can come save me!

I've been awake long enough to see this man upload at 1:15 in the morning

Flashing Lights. A very interesting name for a game. Never heard of it before until this video.

Hearing this man struggle to figure out how to say seventy thousand, one hundred and tenth player was a genuine stroke

I fell asleep while watching this and had a crazy fever dream, would recommend.

“I’m gonna be a first responder, not because I wanna help people” Don’t worry poof, I’m in the same boat brother

Imagine you're having an allergic reaction and a paramedic comes in, takes your shirt off, and starts giving you head

this may be the realest representation of the police ever. they would b proud poof

Maroons his ambulance in a bush, runs to the wrong house with the med bag, runs back to the ambulance to get a crowbar, goes to the right house with the crowbar, runs back to the ambulance to get the med bag, takes patients shirt off, gives him every drug

Shoots taser at guy “why were you running?”

Poof was the perfect cop. I thought it was real life for a second

Dayum GTA6 lookin good, thanks Poof for bring it to us so fast!

bro said 70110 correctly and was still confused aint no way 😭

the title of this gives off a chaotic aura

I love this game! it's a super awesome game. It's technically been out for a couple years but it's been in beta. v1.0 finally came out about a week ago. I never expected that Poof would find and play this game!

I love how poof becomes a cop and immediately kills an unarmed black man for stealing a phone

Poof as a cop is like the episode of SpongeBob were they put everyone in prison

AYOOO THAT CPR 😭

Thank you for uploading on my birthday

Poofesure majorly improving his videos with these exotic background tracks🧖

i think my favorite poof videos are these niche random games

Poof: woah where are we performing CPR? I can’t 😂

The action "return item" is for YOU TO RETURN AN ITEM omg

This seems like a really fun and interesting game and now I want to try it.

Love yo vids dawg💯

Please do more of this

Poofesures actually a good gamer when he’s not screaming at wii party

Bro poofesure struggling with spelling and that music at the start is killing me

Officer Maggot is on the case!

Another great video.Thanks,from UK

*Presses Return Item on Criminal instead of frisking to look for contraband* Poof: He doesn't have anything to return? I could've swore this was the guy. His IQ is unrivaled.

life saving king

I'm looking forward to this series (if it becomes one)

this was hilarious please play again

I hope Poof responds to my next emergency

Life saving king POOFESURE

you played as the cop quite realistically

This is exactly why if I'm hurt I don't want you to call me an ambulance. Just drive me to the hospital yourself

I can see Josh from Let's game it out playing and breaking this game.

How somewhat generous of Poof to actually save some lives *or not* Although he already murdered 31 Wii Remotes

“70 thousand, 100 and tenth player”

The intro on this video is peak poofesure. If anyone wants to know what to expect from his content, I'll point them to this video.

Most competent police officer:

now this makes me want to see him play trauma team on the wii but he'd probably rage quit within two levels

Poof as a police officer is a menace

Officer poofesure saves the day

“Sevendyth-thousand one hundred and teneth”- Poofesure 2023

this video had me laughing so hard omg

I'M still waiting here for stopping criminal with a knee down!