this game is not worth the 5 dollars i paid

That's actuality kind of hilarious that they put so much effort into having cars and sobriety levels but forgot to add in steering lmao

Imagine getting hit by an ambulance driven by a koala

Moral of the story: learn how to turn a steering wheel before you drive.

The character models look like unfinished sims models

Alcohol and Driving go together like Poof and Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside

"Sir, for this test we need you to smoke 3 joints, take 3 ecstasy, snort 3 lines of coke, and then we're gonna put you behind the wheel of a Ferrari F430 that has absolutely no steering, sound good?"

In literally every game, the ambulance is always the one running people over

Keep in mind that Poofesure survived hitting a street light at over 150km/h (90mph), but died hitting a fence at 0km/h (0mph).

this is the most concerned i’ve been from his video titles since he went to prison

Poof: "let's add some drugs in the mix" Me on 180p: "you mean there wasn't any already?"

i remember one time they brought this game in to my school to teach us about driving drunk. needless to say, pretty much no one took it seriously.

The only danger that comes from a large meal before driving is when nature calls and you’re still 20 minutes across town til you can use your toilet.

Why play this game when I can just do it in real life

Fun fact: I've been driving since I was three

God I remember this, they used it as a "simulator" at driving school when I was getting my moped license a decade ago lmao

“multiple leg fractures, we’re not doing too bad!”

5:15 cockroaches when you spray them with poison

That's funny, I have my driver's test in 10 hours

I remember playing a drinking and driving simulator, I was so good at it that I had to stop before I got the chance to fail

Please play the school version of the prison game you played (you can still kill people)

"i can't figure out how to drive" guess someone didnt read the tutorial

7:19 *YOU COLLIDED WITH A PEDESTRIAN!*

Poof: Gets hit by an ambulance going 30km/h **wrist sprain** Poof: runs into a fence going 0km/h **Literally fucking dies**

Last time I was this early I wasn’t arrested for several counts of tax evasion

at 5:58, when there´s both a sign the traffic signal always goes first. The order is as follows: Police/ roadworker> Traffic Lights/other light signals> Signs. So no conflicting orders there.

Poofsure: plays a game about saftey Me: this is going to be great

The best way to simulate drunk driving is to play this game… while drunk

8:52 “Multiple leg fractures. Okay, we’re not doing too bad!” 😂

I also drive drunk and die sometimes

when u ask for gta for christmas but your mom buys this instead

I feel like this is a title I’ll see on the news tonight

This guy Is like the angry version of grays still plays and I love it

8:30 driver *phisical* damage

1:27 me when learning how to drive stick

9:24 Paul Walker simulator

You ever look at comment and say “damn o wish I wrote that”

Now hes just playing all of the "games" that penguinz0 played 8 years ago.

The Hit & Run music fits this video so well 😂😂😂

6:32 “that wasn’t my fault” proceedes to sit in two lanes while blocking another car 😂😂😂

3:21 the driver character died from a 30 kph collision. There was a knife in the place of an airbag.

Literally looks like the damn simulator training I had to do in driving school

1:05 “Extasy” it’s spelled “Ecstasy” 😂😂

“Dumb People are always so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are” -Patrick Star

“The sidewalk is wide enough. Drive.”

4:19 Same thing happened to me the last time I tried 3 cocaine stripes, 3 joints and 3 extasy

Anyone else recognize The Simpsons Hit and Run music?

I thought this was a part 2 of the semi truck simulator and got really excited

Poofesure always has the best Commentary while playing a game

11:06 the button mashing at the end xD

Since flash is closing in December go to any papa louie game and serve Wally one last time on November 30

1:19 Ngl that sound is better than FH4....

0:50 Honda civics at 3 am

“The safest way to drive a car is: to ignore the seatbelt, use a sledgehammer to smash out the windshield and all the windows and drive as fast as you can, cause you want the momentum to be thrown from that vehicle.” - James Willems

6:39 *Kira Yoshikage wants to know your location*

He's truly following the same footsteps of lord and saviour aka moistcrit1kal

I just saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes.

0:34 bruh this dude look like hes tough until he drinks and eats the stuff on screen 0:51 bruh im dead🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂¹ Edit: running through the 6 with my broz

somebody's been watching old penguinz0 videos

Damn I’m getting ready to see the comments come in fast asf

The title is so casual. I love it

I did a VR drunk driving simulator kind of like this in school. I ended up getting kicked out tho bc I was doing it gta style, violating all the traffic laws. Like, ain't that 1 of the points of the simulator 💀

Haven’t even been able to watch 30 seconds of the video but this already looks amazing

"multiple leg fractures?? 😟 we're not doing too bad!! 😁👍🏼"

i’ve made up my mind , when i’m 70 this is how i’m going

8:09 BGM: Great Mighty Poo - Sloprano (Instrumental)

You know a game is designed poorly when it says “too much violations” instead of the proper “too many violations”

Remember in the 80s when any party you went to, there was always someone going c'mon let's do a big fat stripe

I literally just started watching his videos and this notified me lol

10:59 Crash.exe has stopped working

Oh man, hearing The Great Mighty Poo took me back to early years.. thanks for that~

Dude the hallucinogen one was hilarious those green orbs were classic

I remember watching Penguinz0 play this a long time ago this is nostalgic

4:31 I think you have to hold up and left/right arrow key at the same time. I mean, you can’t turn if your not moving.

One cocktail got your guy stumbling a bit😂

Easily one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while

What a lovely youtube title.

This guy always makes me smile who else !

Funily enough one glass of wine contains the same amount of alcohol as one beer.

Love how your eyes shatter instead of the windshield

When you on a budget and can’t get forza

Flat Earth confirmed 4:53

Atleast Poofesure didn't get any encefalon injuries

only die in two instances. 0km/h and 160km/h that's just how the world works.

Oh god I’m 30 seconds in and he is already completely drunk, well this will be fun

Have you every sat down and realized every market in Africa is a black market

I love that The Simpsons: Hit and Run music is playing in the background

Content has been A+ lately

Just like my drivers ed class: lots of drugs and a ferrari

0:36 how is this man standing

I don't see the problem. That many drinks and he just becomes a good dancer.

Love the hit and run music

What’s the instrumental at 2:06? Does anyone know it please

0:15 MF Doom

penguinz0 gameplay and commentary?

ironic that this pops up on my recommendations while im in a class for learning how to drive

0:34 looks like a fuckin TikTok dance

I remember critikal playing this game and he could steer just fine without mouse emulation so I dunno what's going on here. Maybe he used a controller or something? Also this game is better when you use bikes so you can get the fucky ragdoll physics

10:32 you committed too much violations.

“There is a stop sign and a traffic light, what are you supposed to do?” Smh dude