*HE'S BACK I REPEAT HAESTEINN IS BACK* I tried guys. I really did try! But JARL HAESTEINN HAS RETURNED IN 2024.. and this time.. he's becoming BRITISH! Also, make sure to check out THE NEW KOIFISH DISCORD: discord.gg/koifish
@dominicadrean21607 ай бұрын
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
@daedalusdreamjournal59257 ай бұрын
HAESTEINN ... the hardest drug there is in CK3. Forget being a drunkard, forget being lustful, forget being a cannibal, there's no rush like playing haestinn !! ... and no worse bad trip than having your haesteinn being murdered 2 years into the game :)
@parkedcar34117 ай бұрын
Ah hell naw bro was on a few months clean streak
@snomcultist1897 ай бұрын
Host a multiplayer tournament where everyone is a different hæstien along the French coast
@heliomiguelheleno71777 ай бұрын
Haesteinn should try and become the Shogun (with the mods) just as a flex 🤭
@tomasmarques47427 ай бұрын
Hey koifish, you should do a video where you plays as this little known character in the west of France in the 867 start date called jarl haesteinn. He is really cool and I think you would like him alot
@user-vh3rx2cc2z7 ай бұрын
wait a minute something ain right cant ring my head
@xavierhays7604Ай бұрын
Well it has been but idk since i dont watch ck i watch the bannerlord
@kube41022 күн бұрын
lets make this a copypasta please
@spiderclone1017 ай бұрын
Why would you make Haesteinn into the Spiffing Britt?!?!
@leecupp25737 ай бұрын
Yorkshire tea altered the timeline
@MrDUneven7 ай бұрын
Perfectly balanced run
@Chaotic_Fragment7 ай бұрын
Yorkshire Tea Gold *_It makes everyone English. Even the French and Vikings…_*
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation7 ай бұрын
Blud willingly became English 💀
@LordBonds7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@ze39347 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@sultansalahdin54357 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@redoreo99787 ай бұрын
Best people
@321mmn57 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@KnockoutsKoKings7 ай бұрын
start of the year and he starts with relapsing back to his addiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thatguy34217 ай бұрын
He was in De Nile, but that is stage one of grief
@upi5567 ай бұрын
Kotfish please come back to hospital we still need to cure your addiction
@imaxinsertnounherex7 ай бұрын
I am always amazed how long Haesteinn manages to stay alive in your playthroughs.
@bernard8327 ай бұрын
The darkest Haesteinn timeline.
@ANGLO-GERMAN967 ай бұрын
No.
@llamaboioflusatia7 ай бұрын
I think real life is pretty bad, he just ends up a second class raider in Britain and gets killed
@SennaAugustus7 ай бұрын
That's why his son went to Bulgaria.
@fakenews565 ай бұрын
@@llamaboioflusatiaat least he didnt become british, and sent to the hidden 10th circle of hell, exclusive to brits.
@user-zq7zo5rc8o7 ай бұрын
The Haesteinn addiction continues
@Zilla127 ай бұрын
9:19 "That white shirt ain't gonna stay white for too long, because he has a whole lot of enemies" The screen shows 0 enemies...
@MrDUneven7 ай бұрын
If Haesteinn's son had 0 learning: "HE EATS PAINT!?"
@josephstaggs45457 ай бұрын
still crossing my fingers for some related to the Roman Empire in the future. My personal favorite way to do it is as a custom ruler who is secretly descended from the Romans and still worships the old gods. I definitely play it OP because I use the Blood of the Norse Gods mod, but my head canon is that he has the blood of the greek gods.
@duncanharrell50097 ай бұрын
Would love a Koifish CK3 Roman Empire video. Viking/Varangian Roman Empire anyway
@johnmartston88487 ай бұрын
He should play the Fallen Eagle mod which recently came with a new update
@duncanharrell50097 ай бұрын
@@johnmartston8848 We know he never will. His homeboy and love of his life Haesteinn isn't in it.
@johnmartston88487 ай бұрын
@@duncanharrell5009 Gothic Haesteinn it is then
@ThoseOtherJeremysLie3 ай бұрын
@@johnmartston8848he could be jarl haesteinn of gaul
@EA-wr2xg7 ай бұрын
honestly I get the whole rp or historical aspect of the descisions but in honesty I think since the culture rework it's just cooler to manually form hybrid cultures
@publicenemy90007 ай бұрын
Normans are the best culture
@MrLocurito7 ай бұрын
the franko-french culture spawned once and i lost all faith in humanity
@tominieminen667 ай бұрын
Pretty ridiculous how one dude changed the very culture twice, that's some major cultural whiplash 😂
@Chaotic_Fragment7 ай бұрын
@@MrLocuritoi’ve seen italo-franco-franconian i don’t think anything else needs to be said
@MrLocurito7 ай бұрын
@@Chaotic_Fragment worst offender i saw was welsh polish and lombard intermingling into a single culture under the HRE
@kohlicoide22587 ай бұрын
We need now some kind of Islamic Haesteinn Faith to make him the savior of all three abrahamic religions. Caliph Haesteinn!
@LeoNepeta7 ай бұрын
Making a protestant religon with indulgences is so funny lol
@marrow226129 күн бұрын
This is legit one of the coolest ck3 videos I've ever seen
@miakodakot73597 ай бұрын
Hey, Koifish, there's a Norman count somewhere in 1066 start in Byzantine Empire. Somewhere in Athens if I'm not mistaken. Try to take over the Byzantine Empire with him and revive the Roman Empire, as well as Crush the Pretenders in the process
@natel93885 ай бұрын
I'm from a town in the south of England that is possibly named after Haestin
@lawn_moa7 ай бұрын
4:45 Koifish has good taste in music. Absolutely hecking based.
@pivertironlungs74087 ай бұрын
Thank you for the new Haesteinn video, it was a very good
@donvergonet3997 ай бұрын
I've a new challenge for you and maybe impossible to pull off. In the start of CK3 you'll find Dutch culture in the duchy of Holland and such, bu there's a hidden culture 'Frisian'. Historically the Frisians were more present in that area compared to 'Dutch' people, tho it's culture was rising and blended from Frisian and more cultures into Dutch. CK3 does have Frisian culture but I haven't found any character or events and such, so I was wondering if you could pull off to create at least one duchy fully into Frisian and play a character of it's culture.
@jethro2407 ай бұрын
Let the 8th of January for ever be known as the feast day of St HAESTEINN, Father of the Anglicanism, Forgiver of the Faithless and the first Englishman.
@TheImperialSenate7 ай бұрын
Amusingly enough, in some official medieval Norman histories (that were definitely biased, not to written many generations later), Haesteinn was portrayed as the immoral, "bad" Viking compared to the moral, Christian, "good" Viking Rollo aka the ancestor of the House of Normandy.
@alexanderkazantzis80194 ай бұрын
You mean Rollo the walker
@more177 ай бұрын
I have a game going on like this kind of; I formed the Danelaw with Haesteinn after invading southeastern England and then was able to get West Francia in a kingdom war, allowing me to become Norman (though my direct lands are in England, the game still let me do it). I haven't gone English yet and am still early on into the game.
@ianhoughton24267 ай бұрын
Haesteing just roll played as the Northern Men army, William the Conqueror, Henry 8th, Charles 2nd and then United the faith.
@matveykurland70127 ай бұрын
Funny how koifish ignores the 13-year-old executed at 5:06
@lost65167 ай бұрын
Becoming catholic after taking a bunch of catholic land, and then using that power to conquer norse land is the most viking thing you can do
@Zebo123456787 ай бұрын
It honestly blows my mind how much you've gotten out of vanilla CK3. DLCs help, yes, but I'm surprised you haven't done conversion mods! I mean, I suppose you did do the Game of Thrones mod with Laith, but that's the only time I can recall that you've had any significant gameplay mods installed.
@Casual_Killroy7 ай бұрын
As a man named Griffin himself this is the only Haesteinn video of yours I approve of.
@rashisti7 ай бұрын
Sick addition to your Jarl of work.
@Masquerade12007 ай бұрын
Are we getting more of the dynasty series? :(
@robergaming817 ай бұрын
Hasteinn Griffin is truly an unexpected crossover.🥶
@bennyblack4044 күн бұрын
GRIFFFFITHHHHH
@katanah31957 ай бұрын
Mending the schism as an Anglican has got to be one of the most insane things I've seen done in this game, aside from some of the shit pagans can pull.
@schnufi08937 ай бұрын
Its crazy that koifish does quest that usually take years to complete, in less than 50 years only because he plays a drunk grandpa viking in france😂
@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl7 ай бұрын
We don’t complain about the weather we love getting soaked every other day in fact we have a saying for this it’s called “lovely day for it” 😂
@contaretardado7 ай бұрын
Ooh Gods! They turned Haesteinn into a bloody BRI'ISH?!
@stoneymcblunt77477 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite things to do in ck3, if you start in one of the duchys in Norway your marshal will actually be rollo
@extantknight67357 ай бұрын
Haestinn with British grenadiers playing, now ive seen it all.
@FunnyDude1197 ай бұрын
Try to find a koifish playthrough that doesn’t have Haesteinn I’ll wait
@wastelander897 ай бұрын
I absolutely love ur videos and enthusiasm in the videos. Best ck3 videos on the internet man 🙂💯 great editing, great commentary, great video ideas.
@GeneralLuxofficial7 ай бұрын
The British Isles: Please give ous mercy!!! Normandy: NUH-UH!!!!!!!!!!
@tyrion51317 ай бұрын
Even though i stopped playing CK3, this guy's videos make me watch it. I like your style dude kkep it up :)
@Allen0wl7 ай бұрын
You know, all these Kofish videos made me realize, is he always ends ups with a mid life crisis Viking who just decides to just move to random locations…
@OK-ct3rd7 ай бұрын
I am Anglican, this is hilarious and fun.
@Hello.Madness5 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Koifish is on the Wikipedia for Hæstein, He could be seen in the Legacy Tab
@kieranspencer52457 ай бұрын
If there was actual battles in this game like Total war I'd absolutely play it.
@LoganAntonick7 ай бұрын
Haesteinn should head to the Red Sea for some pirate shenanigans next.
@fyfrod7 ай бұрын
You're the best, Koifish! That was amazing.
@gurrtug92137 ай бұрын
OMG THE CONQUEROR REBOOT IS BACK IN CK3!!!!!!!!!!
@SirZeus217 ай бұрын
Bro this takes me back to when koifish starts using Haestien in ck2
@sb300gang97 ай бұрын
Literally couldn’t wait till i got off work to watch 😂😂 , knew it was gonna be some heat when i seen the grayish single braid beard combo
@draganescuconstantin23807 ай бұрын
The biggest miracle in this video is that haesteinn lived to be 98
@sarchlalaith88367 ай бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't go for the kingdom of man and the Isles second just for the extra troops.
@HomerOnline7 ай бұрын
Great Papa Koifish, could you grant me a new Haestinn Saga video for the new year? I would love some more Haestinn Saga!
@aidankenny5217 ай бұрын
Brilliant content as always Koifish!
@Spudder777 ай бұрын
I start the video and everything is Norse. I look away for two seconds and the next thing I know the English Hastings is pushing in the Scottish backdoor!
@dominicadrean21607 ай бұрын
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
@miles44047 ай бұрын
Warband music Lin the background is so good
@psychodoxie698715 күн бұрын
Spiffing brit would be proud
@daedalusdreamjournal59257 ай бұрын
When I play Haestinn, I get murdered in the early years 😱😱😱 Clearly I mus be doing something wrong 😀😀 Anyways, I am going to enjoy this new haestin video !
@henricmoreno58767 ай бұрын
Be friends with your spymaster, pay attention to his characteristics, keep your grandour high, keep your marshal in managing royal guards, the spymaster in dismantling schemes, hold great fests, and big weddings to keep your vassals happy, there is a perk of schemer tree "court of shadows" helps too, keep your dread high, put bodyguards, food testers. All of this helps to avoid being murdered, the lower your rank, the less will need to be done and the higher your rank, the more will need to be done, but it will not be necessary to do all of this
@henricmoreno58767 ай бұрын
If you do at least half as emperor, you will be warned when there is a scheme in your court and can choose how to deal with it.
@derekskelton41877 ай бұрын
Varangian Adventure away from West Francia. Staying in Montaigu is just rolling the dice for no benefit. You can go back later if you want revenge
@daedalusdreamjournal59257 ай бұрын
thanks for the various responses :) To be more precise, it generally happens to me after I conquer Sardaigna ... though ... now that I think about I don't always do varangian adventure to conquer the island. Sometimes I do though and still get murdered relatively soon after the conquest.
@ethan14237 ай бұрын
BABE... WAKE UP! NEW KOIFISH VIDEO JUST DROPPED!
@askthewhyplaysgames6 ай бұрын
This was actually insane.
@avenpreston20017 ай бұрын
dude was actually pretty badass irl going all the way to north africa and sacking Mosques
@OverlordMalarkey7 ай бұрын
Hey Koifish we would love to know what mods you use
@dolwota2nd7 ай бұрын
98 years of haesteinn life
@Talvekuningas7 ай бұрын
I'm actually trying to do this achievement in CK2 currently . It's start off norse, move to france, become norman , conquer england , become english. Uuuf. Probably gonna take a while. There's no change culture option (i think) so its event based .
@chekiefloofderg49977 ай бұрын
There is but only if you are a vassal of someone with the culture needed. Otherwise try to find a character with the right culture and have him educate your heir...i think that it.
@OverlordMalarkey7 ай бұрын
Is Koifish ever gonna return to the Haesteinn saga?
@zaoda13577 ай бұрын
the fish has NOT beaten the addiction
@Eliktro25 күн бұрын
4:32 not the hitler photo
@HORDEchannel7 ай бұрын
Car is broke? Sounds about right for Wight.
@teawitched7 ай бұрын
i would love Jarl Haesteinn to deliver my next box of Yorkshire Tea to me
@rodrigoadivinha69947 ай бұрын
Me seeing the trait never back down: Never Back Down never what?
@SrBriggles1237 ай бұрын
I can appreciate your translations for the zoomers, very bussin' on god no cap fr fr
@MrLeim17 ай бұрын
Awsome editing 😮
@oddindian17 ай бұрын
I am waiting on my tea Koifish.
@SquirrelMaestro7 ай бұрын
I’ve been thinking about a really good Norman to English run
@Rackalackberto7 ай бұрын
Between the viking terms and the young people speech, I have no idea what that man is yapping about.
@HeavyLefty7 ай бұрын
The ultimate humiliation ritual of becoming English
@jamesking63777 ай бұрын
HAESTEINN HAESTEINNING HAESTEINNSON IS BACK!!!!
@TexasToast7127 ай бұрын
Is that a mod you are using for your battle screen? Looks super cool
@oito127 ай бұрын
did em dirty at 00:17 lol
@Flyaway997 ай бұрын
A certain ethnic group, living in this village. God damnit Koi. I love you.
@Jesus-kt4cv6 ай бұрын
I like your nickname bro, i also like koi fishes too
@calebhendricks13757 ай бұрын
Why would you put our boy haestin through this oh also I just finished my first ck3 part of my mega campaign and the only reason I was able to succeed reforming the Roman Empire was because I married into an alliance with haestin, his blood runs in the Roman emperor
@Arborgify3 ай бұрын
LOL AS A BRIT WHEN I WAS 6-7 ISH I THOUGHT WALES WAS AN ISLAND TOO!
@LiamTheOne7 ай бұрын
as a sweden im also happy how sweden ended
@parsahaghpanahi-du8vo7 ай бұрын
please do more historical playthrough
@ashtonbarwick66968 күн бұрын
It’s weird they put the establish Norman culture in the Iberian dlc
@Crusadethekings2 күн бұрын
3:58 😭
@IronWolf1237 ай бұрын
Jarl Haesteinn? Nah, more like Earl Hastings!
@RichardB_Uk7 ай бұрын
Welcome to being English koifish
@fishnut32897 ай бұрын
Any achievement where i can start as Haesteinn i do, got the Hindi holy sites one, got the Islamic Russia. Just had to do it
@thelemonofgaming63037 ай бұрын
Alright Koifish, I'll do a Haesteinn run just please let my family go!
@lzbscalle79437 ай бұрын
Top it off by making english a hybrid culture with norse B')
@jackmears80177 ай бұрын
Shhhit no wonder Haesteinn is so OP, he’s walking round with a 1911
@caniblmolstr4527 ай бұрын
I first Varangian Adventure Essex then form England then conquer Normandy
@lawngoat9337 ай бұрын
lol that paris joke
@dr0g_Oakblood7 ай бұрын
0:29 - hmmmst, could that be a Schism united as Anglican? Oof.
@washinthewind7 ай бұрын
Koifish just did more for the UK in this video than Laith has in his whole life. Nahhhh, that dude is great. Almost as great as this video! LMAO